I believes I was promist
rubbar ducky?
mebbeh dis kitteh eated yor duk.
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A reel wun wud be axceptibble too.
Oh, wuddun dat bee adorabull?
Yay, Tidmum!! I will fund dis party! Just putt it on mah bill!
Wahaayyyy!!!
A pardee!!
oh my
just be keerful if kafleen offers yu a Zonkee…
*gibbs Mr. Burt a helium filled balloon*
Noboddee doan like no balloons!!
kafleen, wai is yr voyce so funnee? has you been breevin teh heelyum???
hee hee!
I lub doin dat!
*rolls up the Dawnkee Care Mobile!*
Dere’s sumthin in heer furr ebburee wun!!
Drinks, an CRGWDOIs and cheezburgurs and costumes, and….
Ooh, fanks, kafleen!
I jus getted hoam – so a drink (wif teh alkihall, plz) wuld be wunnerful!
*Teh Majikul Bartendur appeers!*
Wutt wud u like, kind CheezFren?
Wee has ebburting!
An sints u just gotted home, wud u like a complimentary foot rub wiff dat drink?
PS Complimentary foot rub includes comments like, “My dats a fine tie u hab
on sir!” an “Madam, wut a stunning broach!”
‘taint nuthin’ bedder in teh hole-wyde whirld thin a gud foot-massage! it really warms mah souls!
U has moar dan wun?
(cue teh o rly dog here)
mos feets has 2.
Mah stoopee…u has seen it.
teh ironee…look below…
noboddee gotted mah pun?
/sulks
So a duk walks into a drugstore an sez to teh clerk, “U gots NE lipstic?” an teh clerk sez “Shur, we gots Ruby Red an Pashun Pink. Wut culler u want?” an teh duk sez “Pashun Pink” an teh clerk sez “Will dat be cash r charj?” an teh duk sez, “Oh, jus put it on mah bill.”
(I gotted ure pun, kafleen. LOLZ)
Wuz dis sayme duk dat suppoased to be in teh baftub wif teh kitteh?
Hadz to go back & luk, but yes I gotted teh pun… even iff a bit late.
Kafleen, yoo silleh liddle donkee!! Ov corse we gotted yur pun!!! Wuz reel kyoot, too.
ohai janet, nice to see yew and kafleen tis ebening
{{{{{jamamakitty}}}}}}}
hai der Kafleen……….. {{{{{kafleen}}}}}
Janet ! Ur heer!! May I present u wiff sumting frum teh Majikul Donkee Care Mobile?
Ai ar heer now. Ai hav nebber seen the Majikl Donkee Care Mobile befoar. Iz VERREE prittee. Lukz to mee laik wun ov those reeelee prittee paynted carts frum Sicilee. Iz taht where yoo gotted it??
Ai think teh foot rub wif a nyce compliment wud bee just what ai needs tonite. An maybee – purrrhaps – is pawsibul? a PARFAIT???
Click awn the pikshure ov teh cart to see menee moar carts. Yoo will see how majikal they luk.
http://www.kalat.org/rietina/kezdooldal.htm
omg! omg! that site is so kewl! and gess what? on picture 84 and 85 it has a beautiful donkey! i bookmarked the page it was soooo kewl! thanks so much! i so impressed that i can’t even stick to lolspeak!
O hai, barboid. So glad yoo liekd it.
An ai hadn’t seen teh cyoot donkey cuz ai dint realize there wuz a hole slyde show!!! *gigglolz* Ai onlee luked at teh pikchures awn the left!
If yoo want to see moar eben just google “Sicilian Painted Carts” and there will bemoar places to luk.
I libz dose! Kafleen, yoo look so spiffe wif da MDCM! An look, yoo kin dye yorself wif kool-aid an be a donkee uv anudder collur to match da purtee collurs uv da cart!
So purtee! So majikal!!!
*dances wif glee!*
words fail mee. Sumtimes I wishes we had diffrunt bettur ways
ub expressing owr selbs.
Ur post is byooteefull.
And this iz sum ov waht also awaitzz yoo there. LOL
The today became a turistical attraction, large number of tourists travel to Campobello di Licata to see the dressing up of the horses and the traditional Sicilian carts.
On Monday the dressed up Sicilian carts are running across the village accompanied by groups of local folkrolists.Downer on this page you can read more about the Sicilian music and about the typical instruments in Sicily.
Oh, Janet….
<3
The Audacity of Humility
I walked up to an old, old monk and asked him, “What is the audacity of humility?” This man had never met me before, but do you know what his answer was? “To be the first to say ‘I love you.’”
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THIS is your gift, my friend, from mee, AND a footrub…..
This way, Janet….. *walks Janet too Dark Loden Green door with
majikul sparkuls…opens it…a hansum Opera Singur man is waiting inside wiff a majikul foot rub.,…
and…
heer cums teh waitruss!
She is carrying a tray…wiff a Parfait!!
It has…oh mai…wutts dat smell? Kahlua layers!
Ahhhhh…shall wee leeve Janet too her happiness?
*Curtain closes*
Um, noe, Janet, not frum Sicilee. Is frum Hebbun.
{{{{kafleen}}}} What can ai say??? Yoo ar thotiness purrrsonified.
i jes thunk Kafleen be chalgemunzing Phillipe d’Beaker 4 teh big-noze prize
Wutt dat?
Yeah, iz dat liek Sirrano dee Burger-ack?
mebee teh prize shud be a frii munf ob minded uvver peepz bidness
hmmm. i missed dat. i fot you wuz ref to pinokio?
is yore sister’s name Caroline?
i mint teh big nose winner shud b free 2 stik it n evvubodyz bidness 4 a munth
wut iz teh pinokio/Caroline ref
i are so confuzzled. i thot you wuz sayin pdB wuz makin up
big fibs oar sumfin & deserved teh pinochio nose.
so i dunt unnerstand the nosey ref atoll.
the “Carolyn as sister” is a diff subjekt all togedder- teh wun in which we is awl twin to figger out yur mysteriyus cloos.
but, nao i wunders if i aer being nosey?
Carolyn iz nawt mai sister
az 2 u bein nosey, challenge kafleen (wif teh
bigg bill) adn Phillipe d’Beaker (fill up teh beaker? -or iz i maekin teh phun ob Pd’B’s IRL naem? dunt meen 2!) – liek iz a challenge 2 fill up teh beek – cuz it b so big!
big bill, big beek, ur nosey – etc
i perdick teh contest wil b wun bai a noze!
urs truelley – Ignormusk Honker (nau iz n teh runnin!)
whew. dat cleerz sum fingz up- unforchunatelee,
nawt my nose wich haz a code innit.
i beleeve Prof. d’B’s naem is a ref to his sine fifical stuffs.
as in “fill d beaker wif dis danjruss chemicals” I beleeve he mae also hab a nemesis M T d’Beaker, whoo always is a crost purposes.
well – i seize taht teh compmetition b thinnin aut 4 the big noze prize, cents i unveiled mai proboscis! nawt suprizeded – skeerz mii ever mornin!
Re Phillipe, BH. PdB iz nawt his IRL name an ai beleeve yoo ar rite wif teh “fill up. . .”
But – teh beeg noze – iz anudder cloo???
*sigh* Ai ar liek a fish aut ov water. Sum day yoo must taek pittee awn us an reveel yruself! Beeg noze an awl. *gigglolz* Ai luv this plaice. Whar else cud yoo say such a thing???!
dis iz wut i spirez 2:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0093886/quotes
speshully teh Bales kwotez
hee!
but did you ever get your “roxanne”? ok, prolly too pursonal.
nawt givvin upz!
yew gno wut tehy sai – u put on teh noez; it groez!
well, dont noes zaklee ware yure goin dere…
iz Firesign Theater ref
i fink weer awl Bozos on dis Bus
Yeah, i LOL’d….butt denn i awlso offen tayke fings 2 litter-alley, so I wuz C’ing yoo in my mynd wiff a yeller bill. Looks sillee wiff donkey hooves, srsly.
so a duk walkz into a bar en asks “u got enny grayps?” en teh bartendr sez “No, dis iz a bar, y wud we hav grayps?” en teh duk leevz.
next day, saym duk walkz into teh bar en asks “u got enny grayps?” en teh bartendr sez “Ai told u yesserday, we duzzent hav enny grayps.” en teh duk leevz.
3rd day, saym duk walkz into teh bar en asks “u got enny grayps?” en teh bartendr sez “Ai em sik uv tellin u dat we duzzent hav grayps. iffen u ask me dat wun mor tyme, Ai em gunna nayl ur dukbil 2 teh bar.” en teh duk leevz.
4th day, teh duk iz bak in teh bar. he asks “u got enny naylz?” en teh bartendr sez “No,” en teh duk sez “u got enny grayps?”
oh fank yew………… dis was a gr8 lol to start teh day with!!
Phunny+! An in perfek lolspeek!
Yay, Tidmum! concatulashunz! Is yer computer/ICHC connekshun werkin bettah ?
Is nawt so grate akshully.
Ai tried awl dai agen.
Dis nawt sekkund tyme ai can make commints.
Wuz a lukkee refresh tew katch teh new lolpic.
Hoap ebereewun in Cheezland am otay?
Ai mite nawt beez ayble tew plai lawng sew hab teh fun an gaymez fur me plz?
see if you like dis_
splish splash & carey grant
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8fGFjQsdvi4
“Everyone wants to be Cary Grant. Even I want to be Cary Grant. “
nice surprize! joyne teh partee.
Okeh. Hao bout a fox trot? I’ll bring teh fox…
juss make shur its not a fox paus
*winks at Gremlin*
TehFox nawt gunna nom teh dukkiez ai hoap?
‘kay. let me try to down lode teh info from teh dongle.
*blinky lites blink*
hmmm. cant seem to find it. has to teech me frum scratch.
(dont wrury. i keeps the pointy ends retrakteded)
It mite hab sumfin tew doo wib ‘teh angle ob teh dangle’ awn teh dongle nawt bein rite-az mai Daddeh wud say
hee- see hao you like dis foxtrot
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyOWM6S1ITA
How ai whish ai cud danse lyke dis. *sigh*
befoar ai loose teh webz cumpleetlee.
.
Mai connexshun beez freezin up agen ,It am teh Pleh!
Onlee happenin on ICHC.Teh weerd.
Ai hab tew say gudnite tew awl mai frenz
Hab fun-ai try an chek bak tewmorrow.
come bak wen you can!
Blarg, we haz dat sumtiemz. Wenebber I runz da microtorrent awn mai lappeetoppee, R intarwebber masheen goze kabonk an we has to unpluggify it fur a fyoo momints. Den we has intarwebz agin fur a while. Sigh. No kyoor essept dont run microT on da lappee….
Plus we has da windee heer tooday, so I nawt surprizd if I looze innernets AND eletrisitee!
“Actors today try to avoid comedy because if you write a comedy that’s not a success, the lack of success is immediately apparent because the audience is not laughing. A comedy is a big risk. This is a tremendously costly business and to put money into a picture that might not come off — oh, that’s pretty risky.”
Or, as us comic actors lieks to say:
“Dying is easy. Comedy is hard.”
Tragedy tomorrow, Comedy tonight!
A Funny Thing Happened on teh Way to teh Forum!! FTW!!!
bleeve dat mita hab been Groucho?
forgot tu add, last words.
Other gud last wurds, from Oscar Wilde:
Either that wallpaper goes or I do
poisonally ai laiks teh wallpapers…………. (onleeee kiddin
)
Ai donut think befoar yoo haz menshuned yoo ar a COMIIK actor. Duz maek a beeg diffrunce!!!
Tho, com to think ov eet, how cud it bee odderwize!
Maus – when mai ko-werkers doan git mai centz uv hyoomur, dis whut dey sai tu mee:
‘Comedy iz hard, baws-ladee…..’
ROFL!!
An heer iz wai. . .
http://www.observer.com/term/31590
Hao old Cary Grant? Old Cary Grant fyne. How yu?
Mennee gud filmz clipz awn dis wun MaryO’
Ai renember watchin sum ob deez onna Caturday afternun wen ai wuz a teenayger!
Oh teh swoonin an dreemin ober Carey Grant. Hansum-he had it.
Mary – “splish splash” and carey grant – together!!!
Yoo seem awlmost stend-liek in ur abilitee to find teh fitting video clipz!!
But how amazing that sumwun has teh time to find awl teh suitable CG clips an then put them todether liek this. Must have taken dayz – mayee weeks!
Kitteh on vacumcation. Cme to swim-ups barz? Maybe for pink squurl?
excuse me? excuse me? I believe you have my
staplerduckie ?dats a stabbin.
yess…just reach that arm in a little closer….just a bit….
No rubbar dukkies avaylabul, kitteh- how’s abowt a inflatabul laydee? I fownd it in daddeh’s closit…
Ew.
pointee paws will deflate DAT fun raddur rapidlee…..
fweeeeeeeeeeeee
Oh, luk, daddeh, herz can flai!
wutt has been realized cannot bee unrealized
an whut haz ben ‘rased cannt B un’rased.
*delete that*
*WHOOOOOOOSH*
rite ober mai naeeve liddle hed… (ob corse, ai dukked teh nawty thots flowtin bai.)
rubbr dukkie ur teh wun
u makez baftiemz lots uv funz
rubber ducky Im awfullee fond ub U!!
*joins Paul in singin*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8IfCSnYPYo
classik ruberduky & Sesamee St.
Teh ‘angsty wun’ lubs teh rubber dukkiez.She had hundreds ob dem-awl kynez- in her Krissmus stokkin
Teh Eester bunneh am bringin her a wind up wun.The Boichik am gettin a wind up Chik!!
i lub teh liddul dukies wif teh sunglasses. adn teh wuns wif teh eye patch. sumfin about teh incongwuwitee ob it.
Den u shud like DIS wun….
mcphee.com/items/10676.html
i no can findz teh rubr dukie, how bout rubr chzbrgr? it teh dogs toy but he no no about it yet!
nao, dat’s juss sick an RONG.
how ’bout yoo just brings that CCC obber hear, an blow up a bunch ob dose rubber-glubbies, and draugh duckies on dem? Awl kinds, pleez: saylor ducky, debil ducky, sunglasses-whereing ducky,
dem I can has fun cat-ching them and poppin’ dem wiff my poyntee ends.
Got any grapes?
oops…bad refrunts.
Smack mah hoofs.
I lubs dat joak!
Got any nailz?
kafleen, ai dun noes dat joak……….. iffn yew gets a minit cud yew shair??
purdy pliz?
Wai SHORE!!!
A duck waddulls into a hardware store.
“Got any grapes?” he kwaks.
The clerk gibs him teh WTF?!* look.
“No, we ain’t got no $%^# grapes! Git owdda heer!”
Duck waddulls owt.
Comes back next day!
“Got any grapes?”
Clerk stares wiff disbeeleef. “Wutt?! Hal, No, we ain’t got no grapes! Flip off, u stoopee duck!”
Duck waddulls owt.
Comes back AGIN!!!!
“Got any grapes?”
Clerk turns apoplectic. Screams. NO WE DOAN GOT NO GRAPES U STOOPY@$$ DUCK! DOAN CUM BACK HEER NO MOAR OR I WILL NAIL UR FEETS TOO TEH FLOR!
Duck waddulls owt. Wiff a qwiknuss.
Comes back.
“Got any nails?”
Clerk startulls…
He say, “Uh, no!”
Duck say, “Got any grapes?”
*F=flip…fur Janet.
O no, Ai shudda red mor. Ai postid anudder vershun uv dis joek way up dere. sigh. Iz stil teh phunnee.
well, u noe…GMTA!
is teh best!! ai lubs dat. ai still laiks teh short joke.
lady hits car ona way twerk…………
short person gets out and comes back to her car and shouts
I AM NOT HAPPY
lady says, oh? which one are you!!
gotta go…..
OMG!!!
No can breev!!! Laffin hard aga.. ag… yet anovver tiem!!!
*passes owt from lackz of oxie-ginz*
….can’t….breev…..ROFL….Dunnoes whai dat 1 gawt mah funneez boen, bud it shure did! THX!
will trayd rubbar dcky foar chezbargr
cheezbarger naught so boy-aunt, akshoolly. kitteh llykes tois dat flote.
Yes I wash behind my ears, why you ask?
an dats a big job, looks laik to moi
And bubblols!
wif eggstra fuffy bubblols.
an a froggie baf towl.
an hot coco aftr teh baf.
kafleen, go chek yur maispase comnts ai lef yu one.
Oh, whiskers….
I am deeplee tuched.
(well…dat wai, too, LOL!)
{{{{{{{whiskers}}}}}}}}
I even showed mah mom. U reelee maded mah day.
Look! *points up to top of thred* Mah Majikul Donkee Care Mobile is heer! Dus u need a footrub or a glass ub wine or mebbeh juss a hug? Teh Care Mobile has almoas ebburtheeng!
(‘cept Cary Grant…sorry u gais….I heer he wuz sended to teh Sirius area makin dem swoon over dere…)
dem swoon over there
mah duplicitee let mee show u it
mah duplicitee let mee show u it
ai nawt need anyfin. ai is doin grate. ai is goin to tak mai buks fur teh pheelosophee of coggnitv saience on a smal road trip ai is goin on saturdai soas ai gets betr than 90 tis time, an ai is happi as clam othr wise.
yu need anyfin?
also, while don’t need anyfin, relly lik teh hug erlir, so ai givs yu one bak!
{{{{{{{kafleen}}}}}}}
Teh Philosophy of Cognitive Science??????
Dat sownds like so much fun!!!! *donkee flopps on floor and grabs whiskers
ankulls* take mee wiff uuuuuuu…….
Ur smarts, show us dem!
ai needs sum smartz todai!! inny extras innywair?
Mayee sum smartz up awn teh Majikul Donkee Care Mobil?? Cud bee! !;-)
*jamamakitty wanderz off to luk at teh cart*
seh desides teh futrubs soundz beddar dan teh smartz!! fank yew, Kafleen. ahhh…… an teh complimints wuz nais tew!!!
duz u gais rekwire teh Majikul serbices ub teh M. D. M?
*Wizard ub Oz wunndurrs owt in a daze*
WIKI post:
The Wonderful Wizard of Oz, the living scarecrow encounters Dorothy Gale in a field in the Munchkin Country while she is on her way to the Emerald City. The “mindless” Scarecrow joins Dorothy in the hope that The Wizard will give him a brain. They are later joined by the Tin Woodman and the Cowardly Lion. After Dorothy and her friends have completed their mission to kill the Wicked Witch of the West, the Wizard gives the Scarecrow brains (made out of bran, pins and needles – in reality a placebo, as he has been the most intelligent of the travelers all along). Before he leaves Oz in a balloon, the Wizard appoints the Scarecrow to rule the emerald city in his stead.
Heers ur diploma, Jamamakitty….
Luuks lyke wif the new MDCM & teh awld CCC, we be covuured
cumpleetely fur awl curcumstantces.
*pix up CareTroll mask*
Nao wy wud aneebuddy put teh kitteh inna tubba warter? Himz skins! Teh porositee! An no rubbar dukkeez! No submreens, no saylbotez, no spunges in assortid culurs an fun animul shaeps, no washibul markurs, no bubblolz, no skwert-gunz, no sope-onna-roap!
Hao cud peeps put Kitteh in2 such a BORING baff-tub?!? He’ll prololly pass owt frum teh bordums. Poor babeh….
*drops mask, rollz aiz, taeks bref ov freshair*
teenk it wuzz a care troll dat nommed dat last burgur?
/rassin frassin burgur nommurs…
//shakes hoof
WIN!
Now dat’s whut aI cawl “a baff”!!!
I can has snorgel snorkel?
ben dere, dun that…
passt owt frum teh boredums, ai meens…
I’M IN YOUR TUB
VIOLATING YOUR NATURAL ORDER OF THINGS
Dat furst commant dat make senz wit pix
u noes it! i can has cogniTUB dissonants???
I can’t unnerstan it….
okey, dat proofs it-
aize an aleein, kuz ai sees nuffin rong wif kitteh in baftub…
aize cunfuzzld bai teh refrackshun uv teh wadder- haow much wadder to kitteh is dere?
nuffin rong…juss seems dey moastlee hates it….
ai obzeervs teh kitteh appeerz two be on the verje ov floatin, frunt feetz on tippytoes!
May be wun ov thoze unushull kittehs taht lubs teh waters an has non-porous skinz?
Tosses her Charlee Chapplin rubber duckee in baf for kitteh…
hai Teho!
I misses u, I been buzi wif soap oprea lif…..
anyhow- Mai furt kitteh ( who wuz indoor kitteh) wud getz da flezs sooo bad u hadz to gib her a baf. I gibs her nic warmy wun n driez her off wif beeg warm towlz. She likeded it.
I neber cud figr out hao she gotz da flezs, shez awlwais indadoors n mai oder kitteh no getz flezs……
sry to hear ’bout yur kittehs….
{{{{{{{Teho n kittehs}}}}}}}}
momcat
super funny=)=)=)-==<@
LLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLL
Watz kitteh doin’ in teh tub?
Standin dere, wundrin y person takin pixures ravver dan gettin teh toyz, and sayin “Iz nakkies in heer — plz to tellz me ur not puttin dis on teh internetz!”
but nekkid kittehs is sooo much moar esthetick tahn teh nekkid hyoomans… ‘ceptin teh YNG who wants to do mai irunin.
dis kitteh luk perfeckly calm and happitail in teh watur. i wonder if him are Van cat. i lubs me soem Van kittehs!
awlso–reel duk wud be nayce touch.
kitteh cood go swimming wiff my beeg ole yeller labby…nuthin’ makes a Labrador happier than a swimm inna pond or ribber! Silly dawg cumes hoam tehn wiff a beeeg smyle on his goofy fase, an hymns tong hangin’ way out an sydewayz!
Den wen he getz inna howse, he shaks hisself off awl oaver ennybuddee cloase
to hims. (Iyf no wun is cloase enuff, he serches til he fines sumbudee, enybuddee
at awl adn spritzes hiz swymmyng wetfullness awl oaver dem; he duz nawt has
enny peace til he duz dis.
OMG, dat luks almoss aidentickle 2 1 uv mah kittehs….OK, hoos teh doofus puts ma kitteh n teh baff?
Daddi wuz Van kitteh.
Jezuz cat…
…needz moar praktise
My son is at Kaflic skool. Himz has reeligius edderkashun. Himz wrote in RE book “Teh diffruns betwin man and God be taht God walks on teh watur an’ man walks on teh land.”
No lie.
He muss be yung an full uv hope if dat de onlee diffrinse he’s notisst so far!
Mawmee, dis cat-shaypt baff-bomm nawt as fizzee as da uthers….
to teh grayt chagrin uv Neddy, in shapin teh solid Na into teh shaype uv a kitteh, it had ocksidized too much to reackt wif da aich to oh… an so Neddy flunkd himz chem 1020 lab, an switched hiz majer to art.
http://www.science-tube.com/index.php?c=chemie§ion=022
note: teh poipul kuller is kawsd bai a chemikl taht changes kuller in acidick stuff.. nawt teh soodeum oar teh wadder.
ha ha, teh kitteh tinx he is lolrus…
Lukadda BEEG EERZ! Dis yungfella hazza lodda growin tu du!
dis kitteh are definitli a van kitteh. You can sees the thumbprint of allah on de kitteh hed.
Duz dat meens mah kitteh mebbeh gots sum Van in hims sumwherz? Cuz teh markins awn teh hedd b almos zackly teh sam, whyt everwherz else, tayl b blak wit gooorjus wyte “arrow” markin ins et. Fayce is kinda teh sam shaep, 2. Ai’d ben wondrin.
No kin bweev dis kitteh so con…cont…….cont………… hapi to jus stan dere in tha watur.
I am going to be annoying and not talk in lolcat – omg this is my cat! Loki is finally famous!
Yor kitteh is teh kyooT! Whut type uv kitteh is s/he? Luks liek yor behbeh luvs teh watur!
Why doesn’t this one have a favorite button? I want to favorite it!