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rubbar ducky?

mebbeh dis kitteh eated yor duk.

picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: Sean O

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  1. Tidmum says:

    A reel wun wud be axceptibble too.

  2. johnson442 says:

    yess…just reach that arm in a little closer….just a bit….

  3. BonzoGal says:

    No rubbar dukkies avaylabul, kitteh- how’s abowt a inflatabul laydee? I fownd it in daddeh’s closit…

  4. paul says:

    rubbr dukkie ur teh wun
    u makez baftiemz lots uv funz

  5. roxanne says:

    i no can findz teh rubr dukie, how bout rubr chzbrgr? it teh dogs toy but he no no about it yet!

    • kafleen says:

      nao, dat’s juss sick an RONG.

    • zippee!!! says:

      how ’bout yoo just brings that CCC obber hear, an blow up a bunch ob dose rubber-glubbies, and draugh duckies on dem? Awl kinds, pleez: saylor ducky, debil ducky, sunglasses-whereing ducky,

      dem I can has fun cat-ching them and poppin’ dem wiff my poyntee ends.

  6. kafleen says:

    Got any grapes?

    • kafleen says:

      oops…bad refrunts.

      Smack mah hoofs.

    • Shna says:

      I lubs dat joak!

      Got any nailz?

    • jamamakitty says:

      kafleen, ai dun noes dat joak……….. iffn yew gets a minit cud yew shair?? :oops: purdy pliz?

      • kafleen says:

        Wai SHORE!!!

        A duck waddulls into a hardware store.

        “Got any grapes?” he kwaks.

        The clerk gibs him teh WTF?!* look.

        “No, we ain’t got no $%^# grapes! Git owdda heer!”

        Duck waddulls owt.

        Comes back next day!

        “Got any grapes?”

        Clerk stares wiff disbeeleef. “Wutt?! Hal, No, we ain’t got no grapes! Flip off, u stoopee duck!”

        Duck waddulls owt.

        Comes back AGIN!!!!

        “Got any grapes?”

        Clerk turns apoplectic. Screams. NO WE DOAN GOT NO GRAPES U STOOPY@$$ DUCK! DOAN CUM BACK HEER NO MOAR OR I WILL NAIL UR FEETS TOO TEH FLOR!

        Duck waddulls owt. Wiff a qwiknuss.

        Comes back.

        “Got any nails?”

        Clerk startulls… :?: He say, “Uh, no!”

        Duck say, “Got any grapes?”

        *F=flip…fur Janet. :)

  7. experiment 626 says:

    will trayd rubbar dcky foar chezbargr

  8. rodney dill says:

    Yes I wash behind my ears, why you ask?

  9. kafleen says:

    And bubblols!

    • whiskers says:

      wif eggstra fuffy bubblols.

      an a froggie baf towl.

      an hot coco aftr teh baf.

      kafleen, go chek yur maispase comnts ai lef yu one.

      • kafleen says:

        Oh, whiskers….

        I am deeplee tuched.

        (well…dat wai, too, LOL!)

        {{{{{{{whiskers}}}}}}}}

        I even showed mah mom. U reelee maded mah day.

        Look! *points up to top of thred* Mah Majikul Donkee Care Mobile is heer! Dus u need a footrub or a glass ub wine or mebbeh juss a hug? Teh Care Mobile has almoas ebburtheeng! :)

        (‘cept Cary Grant…sorry u gais….I heer he wuz sended to teh Sirius area makin dem swoon over dere…)
        dem swoon over there

        • kafleen says:

          mah duplicitee let mee show u it
          mah duplicitee let mee show u it

          • whiskers says:

            ai nawt need anyfin. ai is doin grate. ai is goin to tak mai buks fur teh pheelosophee of coggnitv saience on a smal road trip ai is goin on saturdai soas ai gets betr than 90 tis time, an ai is happi as clam othr wise.

            yu need anyfin?

            also, while don’t need anyfin, relly lik teh hug erlir, so ai givs yu one bak!

            {{{{{{{kafleen}}}}}}}

            • kafleen says:

              Teh Philosophy of Cognitive Science??????

              Dat sownds like so much fun!!!! *donkee flopps on floor and grabs whiskers
              ankulls* take mee wiff uuuuuuu…….

              Ur smarts, show us dem!

              • jamamakitty says:

                ai needs sum smartz todai!! inny extras innywair?

                • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

                  Mayee sum smartz up awn teh Majikul Donkee Care Mobil?? Cud bee! !;-)

                  • jamamakitty says:

                    *jamamakitty wanderz off to luk at teh cart*

                    • jamamakitty says:

                      seh desides teh futrubs soundz beddar dan teh smartz!! fank yew, Kafleen. ahhh…… an teh complimints wuz nais tew!!!

                    • kafleen says:

                      *Wizard ub Oz wunndurrs owt in a daze*

                      WIKI post:

                      The Wonderful Wizard of Oz, the living scarecrow encounters Dorothy Gale in a field in the Munchkin Country while she is on her way to the Emerald City. The “mindless” Scarecrow joins Dorothy in the hope that The Wizard will give him a brain. They are later joined by the Tin Woodman and the Cowardly Lion. After Dorothy and her friends have completed their mission to kill the Wicked Witch of the West, the Wizard gives the Scarecrow brains (made out of bran, pins and needles – in reality a placebo, as he has been the most intelligent of the travelers all along). Before he leaves Oz in a balloon, the Wizard appoints the Scarecrow to rule the emerald city in his stead.

                      Heers ur diploma, Jamamakitty….

                  • CheshireKittehKat says:

                    Luuks lyke wif the new MDCM & teh awld CCC, we be covuured
                    cumpleetely fur awl curcumstantces.

  10. Jenniffuurr says:

    *pix up CareTroll mask*
    Nao wy wud aneebuddy put teh kitteh inna tubba warter? Himz skins! Teh porositee! An no rubbar dukkeez! No submreens, no saylbotez, no spunges in assortid culurs an fun animul shaeps, no washibul markurs, no bubblolz, no skwert-gunz, no sope-onna-roap!
    Hao cud peeps put Kitteh in2 such a BORING baff-tub?!? He’ll prololly pass owt frum teh bordums. Poor babeh….
    *drops mask, rollz aiz, taeks bref ov freshair*

  11. Teho says:

    I’M IN YOUR TUB
    VIOLATING YOUR NATURAL ORDER OF THINGS

    • WIN says:

      Dat furst commant dat make senz wit pix

    • kafleen says:

      u noes it! i can has cogniTUB dissonants???

      I can’t unnerstan it….

      • kitsunerina says:

        okey, dat proofs it-
        aize an aleein, kuz ai sees nuffin rong wif kitteh in baftub…

        aize cunfuzzld bai teh refrackshun uv teh wadder- haow much wadder to kitteh is dere?

        • kafleen says:

          nuffin rong…juss seems dey moastlee hates it…. :P

        • mugglemary says:

          ai obzeervs teh kitteh appeerz two be on the verje ov floatin, frunt feetz on tippytoes!
          May be wun ov thoze unushull kittehs taht lubs teh waters an has non-porous skinz?
          Tosses her Charlee Chapplin rubber duckee in baf for kitteh…

    • gascat says:

      hai Teho!
      I misses u, I been buzi wif soap oprea lif…..
      anyhow- Mai furt kitteh ( who wuz indoor kitteh) wud getz da flezs sooo bad u hadz to gib her a baf. I gibs her nic warmy wun n driez her off wif beeg warm towlz. She likeded it.
      I neber cud figr out hao she gotz da flezs, shez awlwais indadoors n mai oder kitteh no getz flezs……
      sry to hear ’bout yur kittehs….

      {{{{{{{Teho n kittehs}}}}}}}}
      momcat

  12. loobell says:

    super funny=)=)=)-==<@
    LLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLL

  13. Shna says:

    Watz kitteh doin’ in teh tub?

    Standin dere, wundrin y person takin pixures ravver dan gettin teh toyz, and sayin “Iz nakkies in heer — plz to tellz me ur not puttin dis on teh internetz!”

    • kitsunerina says:

      but nekkid kittehs is sooo much moar esthetick tahn teh nekkid hyoomans… ‘ceptin teh YNG who wants to do mai irunin.

  14. divageek says:

    dis kitteh luk perfeckly calm and happitail in teh watur. i wonder if him are Van cat. i lubs me soem Van kittehs!

    awlso–reel duk wud be nayce touch. ;)

    • zippee!!! says:

      kitteh cood go swimming wiff my beeg ole yeller labby…nuthin’ makes a Labrador happier than a swimm inna pond or ribber! Silly dawg cumes hoam tehn wiff a beeeg smyle on his goofy fase, an hymns tong hangin’ way out an sydewayz!

      • CheshireKittehKat says:

        Den wen he getz inna howse, he shaks hisself off awl oaver ennybuddee cloase
        to hims. (Iyf no wun is cloase enuff, he serches til he fines sumbudee, enybuddee
        at awl adn spritzes hiz swymmyng wetfullness awl oaver dem; he duz nawt has
        enny peace til he duz dis.

  15. Shanmao says:

    OMG, dat luks almoss aidentickle 2 1 uv mah kittehs….OK, hoos teh doofus puts ma kitteh n teh baff?

  16. NeilH says:

    Daddi wuz Van kitteh.

  17. ms morbo says:

    Jezuz cat…

    …needz moar praktise

    • starling says:

      My son is at Kaflic skool. Himz has reeligius edderkashun. Himz wrote in RE book “Teh diffruns betwin man and God be taht God walks on teh watur an’ man walks on teh land.”

      No lie.

  18. onceajinx says:

    Mawmee, dis cat-shaypt baff-bomm nawt as fizzee as da uthers….

  19. guy kittentamer says:

    ha ha, teh kitteh tinx he is lolrus…

  20. JAJEH says:

    Lukadda BEEG EERZ! Dis yungfella hazza lodda growin tu du!

  21. bboyneko says:

    dis kitteh are definitli a van kitteh. You can sees the thumbprint of allah on de kitteh hed.

    • Shanmao says:

      Duz dat meens mah kitteh mebbeh gots sum Van in hims sumwherz? Cuz teh markins awn teh hedd b almos zackly teh sam, whyt everwherz else, tayl b blak wit gooorjus wyte “arrow” markin ins et. Fayce is kinda teh sam shaep, 2. Ai’d ben wondrin.

  22. maxiwaxikens says:

    No kin bweev dis kitteh so con…cont…….cont………… hapi to jus stan dere in tha watur.

  23. evapor8ed says:

    I am going to be annoying and not talk in lolcat – omg this is my cat! Loki is finally famous!

  24. Lauren says:

    Why doesn’t this one have a favorite button? I want to favorite it!


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