I believes I was promist
rubbar ducky?
mebbeh dis kitteh eated yor duk.
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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A reel wun wud be axceptibble too.
Oh, wuddun dat bee adorabull?
Yay, Tidmum!! I will fund dis party! Just putt it on mah bill!
Wahaayyyy!!!
A pardee!!
oh my
just be keerful if kafleen offers yu a Zonkee…
*gibbs Mr. Burt a helium filled balloon*
Noboddee doan like no balloons!!
kafleen, wai is yr voyce so funnee? has you been breevin teh heelyum???
hee hee!
I lub doin dat!
*rolls up the Dawnkee Care Mobile!*
Dere’s sumthin in heer furr ebburee wun!!
Drinks, an CRGWDOIs and cheezburgurs and costumes, and….
Ooh, fanks, kafleen!
I jus getted hoam - so a drink (wif teh alkihall, plz) wuld be wunnerful!
*Teh Majikul Bartendur appeers!*
Wutt wud u like, kind CheezFren?
Wee has ebburting!
An sints u just gotted home, wud u like a complimentary foot rub wiff dat drink?
PS Complimentary foot rub includes comments like, “My dats a fine tie u hab
on sir!” an “Madam, wut a stunning broach!”
‘taint nuthin’ bedder in teh hole-wyde whirld thin a gud foot-massage! it really warms mah souls!
U has moar dan wun?
(cue teh o rly dog here)
mos feets has 2.
Mah stoopee…u has seen it.
teh ironee…look below…
noboddee gotted mah pun?
/sulks
So a duk walks into a drugstore an sez to teh clerk, “U gots NE lipstic?” an teh clerk sez “Shur, we gots Ruby Red an Pashun Pink. Wut culler u want?” an teh duk sez “Pashun Pink” an teh clerk sez “Will dat be cash r charj?” an teh duk sez, “Oh, jus put it on mah bill.”
(I gotted ure pun, kafleen. LOLZ)
Wuz dis sayme duk dat suppoased to be in teh baftub wif teh kitteh?
Hadz to go back & luk, but yes I gotted teh pun… even iff a bit late.
Kafleen, yoo silleh liddle donkee!! Ov corse we gotted yur pun!!! Wuz reel kyoot, too.
ohai janet, nice to see yew and kafleen tis ebening
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hai der Kafleen……….. {{{{{kafleen}}}}}
Janet ! Ur heer!! May I present u wiff sumting frum teh Majikul Donkee Care Mobile?
Ai ar heer now. Ai hav nebber seen the Majikl Donkee Care Mobile befoar. Iz VERREE prittee. Lukz to mee laik wun ov those reeelee prittee paynted carts frum Sicilee. Iz taht where yoo gotted it??
Ai think teh foot rub wif a nyce compliment wud bee just what ai needs tonite. An maybee - purrrhaps - is pawsibul? a PARFAIT???
Click awn the pikshure ov teh cart to see menee moar carts. Yoo will see how majikal they luk.
http://www.kalat.org/rietina/kezdooldal.htm
omg! omg! that site is so kewl! and gess what? on picture 84 and 85 it has a beautiful donkey! i bookmarked the page it was soooo kewl! thanks so much! i so impressed that i can’t even stick to lolspeak!
O hai, barboid. So glad yoo liekd it.
An ai hadn’t seen teh cyoot donkey cuz ai dint realize there wuz a hole slyde show!!! *gigglolz* Ai onlee luked at teh pikchures awn the left!
If yoo want to see moar eben just google “Sicilian Painted Carts” and there will bemoar places to luk.
I libz dose! Kafleen, yoo look so spiffe wif da MDCM! An look, yoo kin dye yorself wif kool-aid an be a donkee uv anudder collur to match da purtee collurs uv da cart!
So purtee! So majikal!!!
*dances wif glee!*
words fail mee. Sumtimes I wishes we had diffrunt bettur ways
ub expressing owr selbs.
Ur post is byooteefull.
And this iz sum ov waht also awaitzz yoo there. LOL
The today became a turistical attraction, large number of tourists travel to Campobello di Licata to see the dressing up of the horses and the traditional Sicilian carts.
On Monday the dressed up Sicilian carts are running across the village accompanied by groups of local folkrolists.Downer on this page you can read more about the Sicilian music and about the typical instruments in Sicily.
Oh, Janet….
<3
The Audacity of Humility
I walked up to an old, old monk and asked him, “What is the audacity of humility?” This man had never met me before, but do you know what his answer was? “To be the first to say ‘I love you.’”
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THIS is your gift, my friend, from mee, AND a footrub…..
This way, Janet….. *walks Janet too Dark Loden Green door with
majikul sparkuls…opens it…a hansum Opera Singur man is waiting inside wiff a majikul foot rub.,…
and…
heer cums teh waitruss!
She is carrying a tray…wiff a Parfait!!
It has…oh mai…wutts dat smell? Kahlua layers!
Ahhhhh…shall wee leeve Janet too her happiness?
*Curtain closes*
Um, noe, Janet, not frum Sicilee. Is frum Hebbun.
{{{{kafleen}}}} What can ai say??? Yoo ar thotiness purrrsonified.
i jes thunk Kafleen be chalgemunzing Phillipe d’Beaker 4 teh big-noze prize
Wutt dat?
Yeah, iz dat liek Sirrano dee Burger-ack?
mebee teh prize shud be a frii munf ob minded uvver peepz bidness
hmmm. i missed dat. i fot you wuz ref to pinokio?
is yore sister’s name Caroline?
i mint teh big nose winner shud b free 2 stik it n evvubodyz bidness 4 a munth
wut iz teh pinokio/Caroline ref
i are so confuzzled. i thot you wuz sayin pdB wuz makin up
big fibs oar sumfin & deserved teh pinochio nose.
so i dunt unnerstand the nosey ref atoll.
the “Carolyn as sister” is a diff subjekt all togedder- teh wun in which we is awl twin to figger out yur mysteriyus cloos.
but, nao i wunders if i aer being nosey?
Carolyn iz nawt mai sister
az 2 u bein nosey, challenge kafleen (wif teh
bigg bill) adn Phillipe d’Beaker (fill up teh beaker? -or iz i maekin teh phun ob Pd’B’s IRL naem? dunt meen 2!) - liek iz a challenge 2 fill up teh beek - cuz it b so big!
big bill, big beek, ur nosey - etc
i perdick teh contest wil b wun bai a noze!
urs truelley - Ignormusk Honker (nau iz n teh runnin!)
whew. dat cleerz sum fingz up- unforchunatelee,
nawt my nose wich haz a code innit.
i beleeve Prof. d’B’s naem is a ref to his sine fifical stuffs.
as in “fill d beaker wif dis danjruss chemicals” I beleeve he mae also hab a nemesis M T d’Beaker, whoo always is a crost purposes.
well - i seize taht teh compmetition b thinnin aut 4 the big noze prize, cents i unveiled mai proboscis! nawt suprizeded - skeerz mii ever mornin!
Re Phillipe, BH. PdB iz nawt his IRL name an ai beleeve yoo ar rite wif teh “fill up. . .”
But - teh beeg noze - iz anudder cloo???
*sigh* Ai ar liek a fish aut ov water. Sum day yoo must taek pittee awn us an reveel yruself! Beeg noze an awl. *gigglolz* Ai luv this plaice. Whar else cud yoo say such a thing???!
dis iz wut i spirez 2:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0093886/quotes
speshully teh Bales kwotez
hee!
but did you ever get your “roxanne”? ok, prolly too pursonal.
nawt givvin upz!
yew gno wut tehy sai - u put on teh noez; it groez!
well, dont noes zaklee ware yure goin dere…
iz Firesign Theater ref
i fink weer awl Bozos on dis Bus
Yeah, i LOL’d….butt denn i awlso offen tayke fings 2 litter-alley, so I wuz C’ing yoo in my mynd wiff a yeller bill. Looks sillee wiff donkey hooves, srsly.
so a duk walkz into a bar en asks “u got enny grayps?” en teh bartendr sez “No, dis iz a bar, y wud we hav grayps?” en teh duk leevz.
next day, saym duk walkz into teh bar en asks “u got enny grayps?” en teh bartendr sez “Ai told u yesserday, we duzzent hav enny grayps.” en teh duk leevz.
3rd day, saym duk walkz into teh bar en asks “u got enny grayps?” en teh bartendr sez “Ai em sik uv tellin u dat we duzzent hav grayps. iffen u ask me dat wun mor tyme, Ai em gunna nayl ur dukbil 2 teh bar.” en teh duk leevz.
4th day, teh duk iz bak in teh bar. he asks “u got enny naylz?” en teh bartendr sez “No,” en teh duk sez “u got enny grayps?”
oh fank yew………… dis was a gr8 lol to start teh day with!!
Phunny+! An in perfek lolspeek!
Yay, Tidmum! concatulashunz! Is yer computer/ICHC connekshun werkin bettah ?