Ceiling Cat monks
live in remote monastery
yoo c ceiling cat nd now yoo beleev.
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In teh Catmandu!
concatulashunz! haz you a rekwest fur songndanz?
I had mai hopes up fer Miss Foots dansin to teh Gregorian Chantz but am worried they are practisin vow of silenz rite nao
Oooh! Howabowt teh monkses in teh Holey Grayul taht do teh chanting an tehn smak tehmselfs in teh hed! Hmmm, sowns lyk mai dai!
*wanders off to luk foor yutoob linky*
fownd it:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7wc55oXWf8
Pie Jesu Domine, Dona Eis Requiem
>>>>>THWAK<<<<<<
holy grail ref, FTW!
wen i singded da Verdi Rekwiiem i cudn’t nawt lafff wen we gotz ta dis part!
An yew can spownser dese mendicant munxses, fer only $500.00
VERY holy, Good Kawrma. And eeven better Dawgma!
dawg?
neebuddy sey dawg?
*shudders*
Is teh Fish Friar and teh Chip Monk…
oh, long jon silver. oh long jon, awl teh live long day…
Teh long jon, or teh rownd jon. U remembrz teh round jon virgin…
oh, dawn piiano. Wai ai eyes ya…
high in the remote China cabinet mountains.
…even at this remoat locashun, teh monks quarters aer facilitized wif lazer rechargers.
Is they the Catlai Lama?
These not just be monks; they be stylites, who live by themselves atop high towers, practicing extreme aethei…aestheic…um, extreme hardships, as demonstrated by the monk-kitty living in the hard plastic bowl.
But, teh cenobytes ventures daown offa teh heightz in teh clowds, az needed, fur viktualz adn nessesserary sustinences; evenyng meel yooshually consysts ov dessykated cheezbergers wif dryded bredcrums sprynkld sparsly ovur teh hole konkoction.
Nex, awl ov dis repast is eagerley cunsumed wif libral amowntes of consentrated watter to warsh it awl daown. NOMNOMNOMNOM.
hee-concentrated water.
Hoo gonna shave an tonsure dem?
nawt mii, tahts fer sher, ai stil gotz scritchez frum tryyn’ tu klip teh tukkz’z poynty endz, ai nawt goin’ neer dem mon-cats wif noo klipperz!
Congrats. We shall dans to teh Gregorian Chant…
Go ahed. Tihs I gotta see…
“DONA EIS REQUIEM”
[thwak]
Darn. Beat me to it. FTW Teho!!!
Bring up the Holy Hand Grenade!
First, thou shalt take out the pin
Then thou shalt count to three. No more, no less.
Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three.
Thou shalt not count to four, and neither shalt thou count to two, excepting that thou procedest thence unto three.
Five is right out.
one, two, five!
three,sir!
three!
umm. datz obveeyusly not a [thwak]
itz a [thwak]
in my ex spurt opinyun.
yes, that is most definitely a [thwack]
don’t you people know anything???
In my admittedly modest opinion, it is a *bonk!*
Yeah. I agrees wif Data…
no. dat’s African. dese be Yurpean.
Oh no… Yoo iznt gonna get me on taht wun agin…
:innocentlook:
Weird Press needs that emoticon, like the one in AIM, with the halo and stuff.
Mais Oui an eberywun, has a good holiday! I proly not be postin much till next week. TTFN.
has a good holiday!
An Happy Holidaiz to yoo, Monsieur Maus. Yoo will be missed. (moastlee, becuz as Ambercat an SJ liek to say, we weren’t traing verree hard to aim.)
oh deer, R we TAHT perdiktuble?!
Baiderway, wen’s SJ bak? Ai’s lorst cownt ob teh weeksanmunfs she’s bin gorn
*singz* Shez bin gon gon gon, shez bin gon so lawng, shez bin gon gon gon so lawng!
Ai kno! An Ai misseseseses her! *sniff*
*putz arm arownd Ambercat* Ai knoez. Ai misseseses hur too!!
*sniff*
Has a grate holiday! See yah nex week!
Purrhaps, dere rlly be Merikan.
O Noes, nawt agin.!
#1 cheetahs
#2 lolefants
#3 crocodyles
#4 trilobytes
#5 naow dis
**HEAD DESK** “Wut next???
*puts hanz up sleevz*
*shoofles arownd a bit*
Dunt reely wurk, duz it.
It’z a hard lief, but summbodeez gotta dew it!
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Ai can b kitteh in mai next lief, plz?
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kthxbai
OMGosh! ai wuz juss sayin’ dat yesturday…Bean re-carnitated assa Kitteh iz tawp of teh mnt: Nirvanah!
(ps, my kitteh duz this, 2—hee jumps up on teh refrigetayter, then up 2 teh kabby-net above. Lykes 2 meditayte on fuds here, I juess.
deus! felinus! nomus! cheezburgrus! *chants*
Ceiling cat in the ceiling
hallowed be thy name
thy kingdom come (with elebenty cheezburgerz)
thy will be done
On earth as it ar in the ceiling
Nom nom
HEHEHEEE!!! Maus, yu beets me tew it, Ai wuz tinkin’ Holy Hand Grenade, tew!
And the number shall be……. LOL
And the Lord spake, saying, ‘First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once at the number three, being the third number be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.’
Oh men.
Very ideal pets…
naugt 2 menschen dey izz awlso ideel duster-mawps 4 dosez pesky kabby-net tawps!
Teh munks is in teh monastery illuminaytin owr ICHC pikshors . . . wun paw stroek at a tiem.
We gitz a new ICHC pikshor ebbery few yeerz. Payshuns, pleez, cheezpeeps!
Fish Friar: Um, iz this hao yoo draws a jaguar?
Chip Munk: Yoo silleh goose! Datz no jaguar – datz a *cheetah!*
Fish Friar: Then I drawz an ellyphant. Duz yoo noes hao to draw an ellyphant behind?
Chip MunK: *snerk* Datz nawt a reel ellyphant behind! Datz a statchoo!
Fish Friar: Gesundheit!
win
snikur &
OOOHHHH. Win. U has it.
Ohhhhhh, funses! Naow Gremlin can has to dyscuss abaowt teh cenobylolbsters,
crocogaturs, lolruseals etc.
Dis generawl trend ov thot iz begynning to becum kwite iyntense!
Dats jes hilariaous, Gremlin. We waitz fur teh nex page ov “Teh Kitteh Versiyon of teh Buk of Kells (wif awl apogeezes to awr Irish Cheezfrends-noe ofensiveness iyntendid).
OM….
(nom nom nom)
OM….
(nom nom nom)
o to be so close to teh ceiling cat!
An lest wii foarget, Ceiling Cat monks kneads our helpz noa in Purrma an in Tibbets. Pleez help!!! Foar Ceiling Cat’s saik.
we sendz kitteh angles to purr-teck them.
Jus soa ai gots dis rite: is Purrma an nawt Miaownmaar?
Miaownmaar nad Miaownmaar saym place, no? Da Tibby-ette monkses needz kitteh angle purr-tecktion tuu. Send lotsa kitteh garden angles.
Duh. Meant to say Miaownmaar nad Purrma same place. Duh.
Miaownmaar is name bad gov’mnt gave to Purrma. Dats wy sum ppeeps sez Purrma still an sum sez Miaownmaar. iz same playce but gotz 2 naymz.
gotz it?
Happee to shair de politikul imfos. I dunno much, but just a leetul.
Duh. Gots it. Me noes peeps in Mia.. Purr.. whatever. Gud peeps. Sends kitteh angle speshul to dem.
Dats abut awl ai noes 2. An teh fakt dat Purrma sownds mor peecefulls. Betur 4 con…conm….doin teh peecefuls spirtul fings, non? Wherz teh wurd “Myanmar” cums frum anyhoos?
Kittehz memburrz ubz
Howwwwwlinnn Tempill. Protekkz
itz doarz atz awll tymes
Kittehz proatekkz byez
watcheengz Hewminz. Unnurrstandz
wut maykz dem yooneekz
Howwwwwlinnn Kittehz
can haz Cheezburgrz. Hewmin
minnyunz shood tayk noat!
Jack.
Jack, luv teh reference to Shaolin Tempul!
http://www.travelchinaguide.com/attraction/henan/luoyang/songshan_shaolin.htm
o hai !1! sawrry i leevd mai paw printz on ur puter screne. ai tride two lik dem awf but dint werk. happey late cangradgimanayshunz !!1
Monks repell China intrewdurs wif lazerz.
Nawt peecful, butt vairy effektiv.
Don’t ferget meow tse tung
Do dese be Saynt Pedurr and Saynt Prowl? Which one gots teh keys to teh purlee gayt?
Can I come in?
I been good, gardieen kittehs – I nevur whaks mah kittehs or leevs tehm without kibbul all day, an I chanje teh litturbocks most frequently. I think therz a coupl of frenz there that wud vouch for me.
Thnx!
I mean Amen?
Be Saynt Pedurr & Saynt Prowl ginuwyne faxsimileses. So watchit! Becuz dey bof haz keys.
Noes, you can nawt cum in yett; you haz to waitz fur awyle.
So jes keepe awn beein gud…..(teh skye-highe kittehs be riting awl dis stuf
daown adn you nebber knowes……dey jes be peepin daown frum dere clowd on
Top Ov Teh Kabinetz).
teh Meow-lin Temple welcums awl who wish to lern the mystereez of teh cheezburgers and ceiling cat (and lern to use teh pointy enz and lazer eyes!)
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
kittehs medetayte on fuds…
monks wid lazers … kewl
teh Forse is stong wiff dem!
Is dis a NOMastery?
onlee noms ’round hear iz bunnehz—dust bunnehs pleh!
U berry punny, kittah-doorman! Cat-lick jokes pritty ovious, (also punny) nomestary not so much! tee hee!
ddlum
In NOMine TectiFelis, et KiteKat et Felis Sanctis
TectiFelis vobiscum.
oooh, Crapture speek in ittykay atlinay!
ddlum
Didja noetiss? Ther both Tabby-tin monks!
(Or r they Kat-puchin friurrs innsted, purrhaps?)
Win!
neeway dey mus b Cat-Lick monks! (Rolls over laughing…)
anywayz dey noes da cat-e-chism.
At dis holee tiem of yeer, is important to remember ceiling cat monks.
Gibbin teh raessent trubbuls, it b impoirtint to resmemember teh Ceiling Cat Monks awl yeers rouns! Srsly, iz konseerrned.
yis yis, anom. (Amen!) Allus resmember da Ceiling Cat furst an da munks and nones too! May Ceiling Cat send clouds of kitteh angles to dem and us!
BTW how we know dese is not Ceiling Cat nuns sted of monks?
Ownlee dey noes. It b teh howlee mystree.
Me tinks teh ceiling cat thing is gettin old. Very olds.
Wels, bai anbudy’s deffunishun, teh Ceiling Kitteh B owlds! Infinuttly owld. Fink abaot it…
Shanmao, yoo must be reedyng my minde,……Ai wuz finking teh veree same
fing awyle ago. Den Ai thot, ‘Noes, Ai wil nawt poast dat’, becuz Ai gess Ai bin
tawlkyng bout Ceiling Cat alots laytely. DOES NOT WANT to be boaring.
Butt so glaydd yoo menshuned it furst!
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