Ceiling Cat monks
live in remote monastery
yoo c ceiling cat nd now yoo beleev.
picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: Raven
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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In teh Catmandu!
concatulashunz! haz you a rekwest fur songndanz?
I had mai hopes up fer Miss Foots dansin to teh Gregorian Chantz but am worried they are practisin vow of silenz rite nao
Oooh! Howabowt teh monkses in teh Holey Grayul taht do teh chanting an tehn smak tehmselfs in teh hed! Hmmm, sowns lyk mai dai!
*wanders off to luk foor yutoob linky*
fownd it:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7wc55oXWf8
Pie Jesu Domine, Dona Eis Requiem
>>>>>THWAK<<<<<<
holy grail ref, FTW!
wen i singded da Verdi Rekwiiem i cudn’t nawt lafff wen we gotz ta dis part!
An yew can spownser dese mendicant munxses, fer only $500.00
VERY holy, Good Kawrma. And eeven better Dawgma!
dawg?
neebuddy sey dawg?
*shudders*
Is teh Fish Friar and teh Chip Monk…
oh, long jon silver. oh long jon, awl teh live long day…
Teh long jon, or teh rownd jon. U remembrz teh round jon virgin…
oh, dawn piiano. Wai ai eyes ya…
high in the remote China cabinet mountains.
…even at this remoat locashun, teh monks quarters aer facilitized wif lazer rechargers.
Is they the Catlai Lama?
These not just be monks; they be stylites, who live by themselves atop high towers, practicing extreme aethei…aestheic…um, extreme hardships, as demonstrated by the monk-kitty living in the hard plastic bowl.
But, teh cenobytes ventures daown offa teh heightz in teh clowds, az needed, fur viktualz adn nessesserary sustinences; evenyng meel yooshually consysts ov dessykated cheezbergers wif dryded bredcrums sprynkld sparsly ovur teh hole konkoction.
Nex, awl ov dis repast is eagerley cunsumed wif libral amowntes of consentrated watter to warsh it awl daown. NOMNOMNOMNOM.
hee-concentrated water.
Hoo gonna shave an tonsure dem?
nawt mii, tahts fer sher, ai stil gotz scritchez frum tryyn’ tu klip teh tukkz’z poynty endz, ai nawt goin’ neer dem mon-cats wif noo klipperz!
Congrats. We shall dans to teh Gregorian Chant…
Go ahed. Tihs I gotta see…
“DONA EIS REQUIEM”
[thwak]
Darn. Beat me to it. FTW Teho!!!
Bring up the Holy Hand Grenade!
First, thou shalt take out the pin
Then thou shalt count to three. No more, no less.
Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three.
Thou shalt not count to four, and neither shalt thou count to two, excepting that thou procedest thence unto three.
Five is right out.
one, two, five!
three,sir!
three!
umm. datz obveeyusly not a [thwak]
itz a [thwak]
in my ex spurt opinyun.
yes, that is most definitely a [thwack]
don’t you people know anything???
In my admittedly modest opinion, it is a *bonk!*
Yeah. I agrees wif Data…
no. dat’s African. dese be Yurpean.
Oh no… Yoo iznt gonna get me on taht wun agin…
:innocentlook:
Weird Press needs that emoticon, like the one in AIM, with the halo and stuff.
Mais Oui an eberywun, has a good holiday! I proly not be postin much till next week. TTFN.
has a good holiday!
An Happy Holidaiz to yoo, Monsieur Maus. Yoo will be missed. (moastlee, becuz as Ambercat an SJ liek to say, we weren’t traing verree hard to aim.)
oh deer, R we TAHT perdiktuble?!
Baiderway, wen’s SJ bak? Ai’s lorst cownt ob teh weeksanmunfs she’s bin gorn
*singz* Shez bin gon gon gon, shez bin gon so lawng, shez bin gon gon gon so lawng!
Ai kno! An Ai misseseseses her! *sniff*
*putz arm arownd Ambercat* Ai knoez. Ai misseseses hur too!!
*sniff*
Has a grate holiday! See yah nex week!
Purrhaps, dere rlly be Merikan.
O Noes, nawt agin.!
#1 cheetahs
#2 lolefants
#3 crocodyles
#4 trilobytes
#5 naow dis
**HEAD DESK** “Wut next???
*puts hanz up sleevz*
*shoofles arownd a bit*
Dunt reely wurk, duz it.
It’z a hard lief, but summbodeez gotta dew it!
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Ai can b kitteh in mai next lief, plz?
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kthxbai
OMGosh! ai wuz juss sayin’ dat yesturday…Bean re-carnitated assa Kitteh iz tawp of teh mnt: Nirvanah!
(ps, my kitteh duz this, 2—hee jumps up on teh refrigetayter, then up 2 teh kabby-net above. Lykes 2 meditayte on fuds here, I juess.
deus! felinus! nomus! cheezburgrus! *chants*
Ceiling cat in the ceiling
hallowed be thy name
thy kingdom come (with elebenty cheezburgerz)
thy will be done
On earth as it ar in the ceiling
Nom nom
HEHEHEEE!!! Maus, yu beets me tew it, Ai wuz tinkin’ Holy Hand Grenade, tew!
And the number shall be……. LOL
And the Lord spake, saying, ‘First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once at the number three, being the third number be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.’
Oh men.
Very ideal pets…
naugt 2 menschen dey izz awlso ideel duster-mawps 4 dosez pesky kabby-net tawps!
Teh munks is in teh monastery illuminaytin owr ICHC pikshors . . . wun paw stroek at a tiem.
We gitz a new ICHC pikshor ebbery few yeerz. Payshuns, pleez, cheezpeeps!
Fish Friar: Um, iz this hao yoo draws a jaguar?
Chip Munk: Yoo silleh goose! Datz no jaguar - datz a *cheetah!*
Fish Friar: Then I drawz an ellyphant. Duz yoo noes hao to draw an ellyphant behind?
Chip MunK: *snerk* Datz nawt a reel ellyphant behind! Datz a statchoo!
Fish Friar: Gesundheit!
win
snikur &
OOOHHHH. Win. U has it.
Ohhhhhh, funses! Naow Gremlin can has to dyscuss abaowt teh cenobylolbsters,
crocogaturs, lolruseals etc.
Dis generawl trend ov thot iz begynning to becum kwite iyntense!