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i aer nawt a thi master- halp!
Yay, we go to Taishawp an dans?
shure. tthe dongle seems to has tranferred sum danzin skills to my DNA. course, i still dances like Data. could use sum pwactiss.
does U write poetry like Data 2?
Concats Mawee O
and now I haz to go get sum lunch.
Is there a fault with my dancing?
noooes. just dont fergit to SMILE.
Data, would you like to danz? oar haz dat
slavedriver supreme commander Maus makin you pursue untaemed ornithoyds, agin?esteemed Cmdr. Maus put you twerk on a fascinating adn rewarding task?
Heer’s a good waltz fur yoo!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSbSnHYEft8
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I lurves Voltayr!!!!
he is in something AND DIEING!!!!!!!!!!1!
SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Ai toht U mint 2 do dat!
CongaRatz MaryO, wut U liek fur cellAbrashun?
i aer open to sujeschuns.
twied tew fine Data danzin on youtube, but no lukc.
ratz. is teh funnee.
I maded a suggestion but I forgetted to use a kwik URL.
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I try again:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tzOFq5AiRQ
hmm. well, yup, dats, er, a sujeschun.
It makes moar senses when u reed teh lyrics I postified wif teh original link. I see it has made it online now and is viewable below.
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So there.
I beeleeve I owes yoo a walts…?
hao nice. yes, plz.
Okeh. Gives me a minnit to think up teh steps. Yoo go gets yoor gooey gown.
Okeh, I iz redee. We will do a simpel walts, sinse Mais Oui is a beginneer.
An our moosic todai: Moon Ribber
*In a big two, so yoo duznt has to worry bout all teh triplets*
Turning Box Step
Turning Box Step
Turning Box Step
Turning Box Step
Lady’s Walking Turn
Turning Box Step
Turning Box Step
Turning Box Step
Turning Box Step
Lady’s Walking Turn
Lady’s Walking Turn
Face together and bow/curtsy
*thinks to self*-
good thing he followed teh KISS formula.
the butterfliess are definitly flutterbying .
Yoo has to walks beefour yooo runs, as ‘twer…
*curtsey*
thank you for your excellent teaching.
Avec plaisir, madame…
*catches bref*
oh, my. yu noes hao i luvs zee fronsch wen you speeks it…
*floofly paws clapping wildly*
Taht wuz beyootifull! An I nebber wuld hab gessed tah Mais Oui is a begininer.
Yoo bof wur wunnerful to wach!
More floofy bangin da paws togeder fast
Waz mos pretty danse. Dis gibes da place class. Don no wai MO’S’s dress are called gooey but it bery bery pretty. Need to borrow sum cleanin stuff from da cart doh. Mary’s butiful gown leaved bits of dat huge walkin bird feevers andd sum glittery stuff onna floor. I sweeps it up an sabes it ifor if eber da butiful gown eber needf sum touchin up.
Now I feelz like I gotta change jeans for dress….nah! Dez jeans keeln. Dat da fancyest I getz!
use da spare partz i dwopped to dekormate teh jeens.
den yewl hab teh fancypantz.
*wispers* i nebber used “gooey” in dat way, eeder.
Iz an old theatre expreshun. It meens reely purty wif a long flowingy skirt an lots ov beeds or rinestones or fethers or wutebber.
Did u lern it in a old theatre?
fanks. i lernz so muches hear.
Dijoo sai gives u a minnit, or a minuet?
Kitteh tries on lap for thighs
Care Troll Bait!
People how can you do this to your little kitten
Use them as exercise equipment
They are fragile and their bone WILL BREAK
if you squish them between your thighs
Please think of the poor kittens
and don’t be so callous
THIS IS CRUEL!!!!
meant to say bones..
spelling mistake, I haz wun
Kthx
Dun yust sit der laffin, chubbo, git me owta heer!!
laffs at chubbo
Oh Noes! Teh Sarlacc is eetin teh kitteh! Saves hims!
Did nawt noez Sarlakk wuz denum kulurd. Must hav hapnd aftr it eetd Bohbuh Fet.
Pilates… Yer doin it rong…
Kegels – yor doin dem rong too…
Mebbee yur doin teh yoga rite, tho
Charlene doesn’t follow waxing fashions anymore. But she knows her curtains are still toast.
Waxing fashuns — OWWWEEE! — hurtz.
Yipe!
Waxingz – DO NOT WANT!!!
You know, this isn’t as easy as it looks. If you could maybe lower a rope or a tree branch….
“Princess Bride” ref! ftw!!
Fanks! Ai lurvz teh whole ting, but Wesley klyming teh klif wuz teh funneh!
Ah swayr to yoo, on teh sole uv mah fathur – yoo wil reech teh top aliev!
Congratz Mary O & Maus, awn teh grate nawt sekunds!
I’z sure teh ty bootik iz open fer yr pursuing pleashur.
An wut sort of twister/pretzel danz can wii du?
haz you a sujeschun?
I has one. “Boom Shack-A-Lak” by Apache Indian
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Chorus is fitting, somewhut:
Wind your body,
Wriggle your belly,
dip and go down in a new style,
wind and go up,
wind and go down,
bubble and a rock-a to the new style around, (etc.)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tzOFq5AiRQ
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If nuffin else, it makes for a catchy eerwurm!
Wii culd trai teh Twist? Liek wii did las summer?
(dere iz alzo a danz moob called Teh Pretzel)
I, fer wun, wuld lub to wash yoo an Maus taek a turn abowt teh floor in a Waltz, or a Quik-Step or a Fox-Trot – anyfink purty!
i think wee may just be able to do dad. i aer supoosed to be gettin a “gooey gown” . I likes teh dark green satiny gown i wored at the oskar nite.
got any aksessories to loan me? mine seem to awl hab disapeered dat nite…
Beyootiful gown MoS!
I fink sum diamuns wuld luk luberly awn yoo. Heer’s a nice pare ov eerrings an a matchink necklace.
Wuld yoo liek sum glubs? (nawt the CHRG kind – teh white-go-awl-teh-wai-up-to teh-elbow kine)
An, if I can fine it, I haz a tiara sumwehre aroun here.
oooh. you has teh good taste. fanks! i’ll take teh elbo lenth gluvs.
i hoeps the tiarz duznt short owt the dongle.
Ya know, I is gonna need teh dongle back soon. Unless yoo has teh need to limit how manee peeps can use yoo at teh saem tiem…
okay. i coulda danzed all nite, but i guess teh partee’s ober.
*passes over dongle*
Well… yoo wuz havin fun wif it. I dont needs it todai…
*gives it back*
But bees caerful wif it. It has manee powers taht yoo is not awaer of…
*cue slitelee unsettling, haunting toon*
Aviator sunglasses, studded wif rinestones
Braided silver chain to hang “A” around ur neck wif
Chenille baffrobe for later
Dior cape wif giant “M” onnit
Elegant nose warmer
Frilly kneepads
Ginormus bow
Humungus dimund nekliss
Imbissible alarm sistem to alert wayrer to theft uv dimund nekliss . . .
Jool-studded hanky holder for ur jool-studded hanky
Knee rings
Lustrous pearl eyebrow clip
Janglee bangles
Kilt, tuckseedo style
Luverlee gluvs to da elbow
Marvelous rainbo boa
Necklace of emeralds and opals
Over the knee black shiny boots!
Petrified wood sandals
Quaker hat wif big buckle onnit
Roller skates
Sexy dress shields
Towel, hunnert dollar kind
Ugly green nikkers
Violet bandanna
White sox (nomming kittehs opshunal)
X-Ray Glasses
Yello floofy hat wif fethurs
Zebra strype scarf
Teh Mo’S walts is takin playce up above. Hurree or yool misses it!
hao baot dis wun:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vzmGx3K114
congrats, mary o’s an maus!
Hah! wish ide knowed bout dis wun wen we wuz lookin fur “the swim” danz!
If Maus haz time later on, i’ll twy it. prolly otta go get a blak wig like Uma, dough.
awready has teh rest ob teh outfit.
Oh rly?
wuhwoh. mebbee better lukadit agin…
Whut’s in teh video? I canna seez tehm at werks.
Yer commint had me thinkin uv udder things taht mebbe rong…
just got bak , sry.
is teh twist contest.
hmmmm.wut seen was you thinkin i be talkin bout??
When yoo said “Uma”, an I thot yoo wuz talking bout Teh Swim, all I cud think ov is teh seen in Teh Producers wear teh secretary is dansin in her lepperd print bikini an drinkin shampain. Sry.
I will nao goes an wash owt my mind wif soap…
well, she duz teh swim a little in this clip frum pulp fikshun.
ps you shure itz nawt a cheetah print bikini?
Ah. Cheetah, leperd… it hads spots.
It’s not a reel bikini. Bikini is a atoll.
Bikinis on a troll – ick – do nawt wunt!
I can haz dark shayds so I don see dis?
Noes–bikini is almos nuffin atoll
THAT WUZ A WIG?!?
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Wuz it from Disney Whirled?
yup. frum teh “Small Whirled Aft or Awl” area wif teh demented dollz.
I *knowed* it looked framiliar!
I hates you
Awwwww, behbeh kitteh! U jus saain dat kuz ai tookt teh pikshur n denteded yur digniteez. Don wurreh! U still bery dignifyde kitteh, wuns wee getz u owt ob der!
Kitteh Thi Master inforces yur wirkout with pointy enz!
Iz berree secksee lap dans, no?
Mah bak enz b attakin mah frunt enz! Dis no enz wel!!
datz nawt hao yu maekz enz meet, lidl kitteh!
win, moe!
Problum iz teh kitteh wuz atakked by Wurd Pretzull furst, terned iynto a kitteh pretzull, adn iz naow jes lieyng in teh lap to rekupereight adn unwynd.
I can see when I fartz!
AAAAAAAAAAIIIGHH!!!
mai pretsell imitayshun
let me show u it
Self-nomming – yor doin it rite!
Yes, I ees komfee, y u ask?
Iz this a Catorshunist?
If you want to have grandkittens, get me a Litter-robot. Or else…
Poore Mrs. Hufnagel. Kall Dr. Tinycat STAT at St. Elsewhere.
Is noo breed of kitteh from teh Philippines: Teh Manila Folder
Folders w/ Tabbiez for eazier Categorizing?
*snerk* file it under K fur kyuuuute.
… to be sent to teh vizully impar… empear… challunjed peepul in Italee.
Manila Folders 4 teh Venetian Blindz.
*runs awai*
I ar not a squishy toy I ar a kitteh with manee pointeh endz
plz to be respeckting dem.
Kthx bai
Sumbody pleez call my yogi teacher. I waz sun salutatin and den…not eben sure who are belonging to the foot in my face. I bites it to see…ouchy ouchy…mine. Get me out ob dis!
The Asana of teh Ass: Ur doin it rong!
Downward goggee into accordian pleeted kitteh…. an…. breeeeeev…..
Ai’ve fallen and I kant get up!
Me: Oooooohhhh, nooooooooo!!!!!
Maisef: Der wuz no warning!!!!!!
Ai: Luk away! luk away!!
Me: Whearz deh CHRG?!?!?!?!
Maisef: Iz ober deeeeerrrrrrr!!
Ai: Toooooo laaate!!
Awl: SSSPPPPPPLLLLLLLOOOOORRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!1!!!elebenty!!1!!
Oh, cweenmj – yoo por thing!
*scoop scoop* Yor brayns is evvreewhars!
*tayp tayp* Heerz sum duck tayp to tayp it awl bak in.
I givz yoo a payr uv sports-purrtekshun shayds fur yoo to wayr. Helps taek teh glayr off teh kyoot so yoo can liv throo it wit brayns intakt. Brite bloo shayds wif butterfliz on dem, part of teh new ICHC spring splorts-wayr lien!
*gigglol* Dontchoo luk teh kyooT!
Ai b thanking yew gremlin. How did yew noeing dat bloo iz my faborit kuler? And deh flutterbiez R sew prittee.
Ai will being deh hite uv fashun wearever Ai going.
But rite now i just sitting heer and restingz.
Wunst upon a tyme far ago adn long away, I hda a bloo gremlin. it wuz soo cyooot.
Kitteh Yoga can
haz wundurful bennefitz.
Diz nawt wun ubz dem
Behbee Kitteh no
needz 2 duz krunchez. Habz no
Behbee fatz 2 looz
Grabbittee andz sawfft
cushunnz addz 2 Behbee’z sadz
sadz embayrussment
Woodz beez bettah if
Behbee fyndz a Munnee. Doan’tz
feenkz dat will happennz
Jack.
Lolzer!
Now from IKeepya – Colapsubul folding kitteh – stores handily in enny confenient spase! Coms in meny colors and stiles!
OH, put mee down fur wun ov dose; duz yu has teh kine wif teh foldie eers? Ai lub teh foldies! DO WANT!!
Colapsubul floding kitteh meens yu has moore rume fur MENNEE moore kittehs!! YAY!
They even maek vershunz that nest 2together for easier stowrage.
Yaiks! Iz a purretzul. Help!!!
Where yoo getz ideaz I be pretzels?
No crush!
I KNOW THAT CAT! Sophie teh Kitt0r!
Dass wunnerful, grubi–u haz a frend hoo is a famous kitteh on ICHC! Congratulamashuns!
U mind ur bizness an I’ll mind mine, fankoo berry mush.