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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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i dont leeb hoam wifout it
…course, it makes it hard to find seeting at teh lokal fish eatery, but tehy alwayz dresses elolgantlee.
Nobody told seal ’twas black tie affair.
Heidi Klum was sposed to meet him here.
an dey alwees has resurvashun
iCold
Not eben wid teh tiem masheen?
Dis was sposed to bee under MaryO’s Not leebin hoam widout it.
chucklol- dey wented wif me thru teh blackholeventhorizon route. dey woont fit in teh time machine, sillee.
OOHhh. I thot maybe dere wuz a nextra larj 1. Hee hee. Reelly liekt las nite’s excur—eckskur–trip! Made me laff reallyhard!
Dey fit in da TARDIS, but I needs da mayd in aftur….
” sorry – yeah. your call dropped again. maybe you should get a service that doesn’t make you sound like you’re in a bucket, surrounded by penguins ”
( ok – and WHY is stoopy wordpress blocking my comments ? had to change my name AGAIN )
I think I’ve got tehoitis – teho, stoopy WP is blocking my posts !!!
sumtiem dey showup laytr, Notoryus S-T-E-N-D. othr tiemz u akshuly gotsta sai HALP HALP to teh BurgerPeeps befoar stoopy WP ungrabz ur nutz.
er NOETZ. ungrabz ur nowts. liek, wut u sez heer.
totuly aksidentul.
So – Teh Maitee Teho . . .nope – ai can’t do it. OhTeho – ai wish yoo were heer moar offen – ai reelee misses yoo a lot.
i notice dat sum commentses not showin up in rite places latelee, tooo. Mebbeh sum tings goin on wif wurdperss?
…agen?
…still.
…ever.
….,and ever.
Amen.
Plz to luk below furr comet-posted-inna-rongplaz-by-weirdypress.
Argggh!
… can ya hear me now?
jinx…buys meh a coke
and a donut!
Ken u heer me nao?
GMTA
O your network is much better-dressed than mine
mine too, all dey warez is orange vests and white helmits over dere normal clothesez
But I b thinking maybee dese guise is the onez datz working on my intertoobz. it iz sooooo slooooow. maybee ifn dey had poseable thumbz . . . .
Nah, there cumbersomebuns r too tite.
More Penguins in more places…
Maus’ caption has my seal of approval
yup. its a whale of a good comment.
Waddle we think of next
Oh, u guise is so gullabull!
Kittehwakes ar most amuseded
Fishin fur comments heer….
…waitn wif baited bref…
… butt on de otter hand……
On de otter hand, ya has diffrnt fingas!
ull needz a bukkit of fishiez to giv dem fudz
i see dat eye roll adn raiseyou an eyebrow.
*terns to imagnaree fwend
.
hand me dat pen, Gwen. tribble and me is gonna write a cumplaint lettah.
… pen gwen …
*snerk*
You will need to take your complaint and go See Al
Jeez. Mai hed iz gonna imploed inna minnit.
Puns Gwen, is practically chique and in.
Now iff eye jus had a fone!
Lolseal iz searching fur the bukkit in Antartica
Teh Lolrus serch be ebberyware! (Teh Lolseals be dere iyn lieu ov teh Lolrus, who iz cunducktyng hys kampayne at teh Norf Poal tudaye.)
Toone iyn to teh six by teh clawk news to sea howe dey awl fared.
Reporting live from dah super delegate Penguin convention
They is deciding to whum the bukkit shuld be giben
the lolrus or lolseal.
Looks like lolrus haz outsorced his serch teem
Headwaiter Boot Camp
All drinks are on the rocks here.
icy wut yu did der.
*hedtvtray*
(Ai has a laptop…on a tv tray…in teh livvin room so Ai ken watch teh baysbal on TV…)
Howe kyoot teh Lolsealz netwurk luuks, synce dey be awl dressessed up fur teh occashun! ( Hmmmmmmm. Cum to fink ov it, dese guise alwaise be dressessed up).
we has com fyenly to teh End Tiemz, wen wakk iz blyte and all ov owr culchoor is com frum teevy comershulz.
u herd it heer furzt.
(wayt, wut u doin?? no no, doan bothr repentings. stop dat!)
yr frum teh Jona skool ob profits, i sea.
mebbee todaes culchural contwibyushun shud be a list ob memorablol TB cormurshuls?
moar or less alfamabetical
Alka seltzer-plopplop fizz fizz o, watta relief it iz
B…
Bandaids- โซ i am stuk on bandaids cuz bandaidz stuk on zme.
CocaCola- โซ it’s the real fing.
D
ooo has to add;
.
charmin- plz not to skweeze the
clairlol- duz shee, oar duznt she? onlee her hare dressr noes fur shure.
DeBeers- a diamond is forever
Energizer Batteries: They keep going and going and going…
Where’s the beef?
mebbe we cold putt dis wun under evver “M” or “W”?
Foster Grant- who’s dat behind doze fostergrantz
Greyhound- leave the driving to us
Hallmark- win yu caer enuf to send teh berry best.
I…
Duz it hurt an hav a tempachure?
(Ennyboddy rememember dat one? St.Joseph assprin fur chirrens, I fink.)
That wuz spoastubie up there in the “Ds”.
We’ve secretly replaced their krill with Folger’s Crystals.
Let’s see if they notice the difference. …
“hmmm….joe never haz a second helping uf krill back at teh other end of our migratory path…”
Itsybitsyteenyweenieyellopolkadotbikini- foar sum kinda yogurt, i think
โซ J. E. L. L. O.!
Kellog’s Rice Kwispees- *Snap, *cwakle* pop*
L…
Liek a Rawk!
M..
- You’re in good hands
- Like a good neighbor
- Where America shops
- I’m lovin’ it
- wouldn’t you like to be a pepper too?
- I can’t believe I ate the whole thing.
- They’re Great!
MEMOREX. Is it live oris it Memorex.
Nutella has lots of hazelnuts….
O, O, O, an Oreo cookie. O R E O!
I haz a network!
*connection dies*
NOEZ! DEY BE TAKINZ MUH NETWORK!
*sigh* just wen u thot it wuz safe 2 go on deh webz …
yr bits hav been transmittd
into teh bit bukkit…
…wherevur taht is…
Dont choo jus haet it when yoo gid awl drest up fur a partee an yoo gets ther to find sumwun is wayrin teh saym owtfit!
Embarrist X elebenty-sebben!
I wunner if dat eber happinz at *FASHUN*Week, R do dey tayk wun offenderrrr away an re-dress dem….
Doncha juss lub it doe, wen da too see eech uddur, point and shreek wiff laffy glee, an hang arown togeddur kickin upp dere heells an mekin funnee bowt it?
Nao DAT’s da prawpurrrrr response!
Laffy glee – I lub it!
At partees, as in most uv lief, teh importan thing is teh cattitude – a gud cattitude can carree off even teh most egreejus uv fox paws (thatz faux pas fur teh spellin-impayrd).
Ah tells mah frenz an fambly – I iz teh happeh cuz ah taeks mah partee wif me wherebber ah goes!
Partee on, kafleen!
*kikkin up heels*
Look at dat face.
How cud u wunt too doo ennyting butt lub it and squeeze it an name it George?
/i putted on a motorcycle helmet furr dis vyooin. Too danguruss uddurwise…
Lookz tew mii laik u gotz lotz a rollover minutos
The Lolseal awlso wunts to knoew: ‘ Duz dere be a waitre in teh howse (oar mebbee in teh owtsyde?)’. Formul dynner comin up soone adn he wunts to be reddy, adn nawt be cawght az short az teh guise lurkin in teh bak.
Den Lolseal, turnyng aroun adn scrootynizyng teh groupe behine hims, sez: “Hmmm, mebbee dey wil do; awl dey needs is bowtiez. Wunder if dey haz a yoonion?”
Why does everybody talk in lol-speak???!?!?
Because it became addictive, Mike.
We’re not stupid people, either. We have doctors and lawyers and PhDs in English, for God’s sake.
Perhaps I speak for some others when I say there is a kind of comfort-food-ness about it, and it grows on you. It also strangely allows for manners of communication that we don’t normally do while writing this way. It is very difficult to explain.
If you are tender hearted and like a sense of community, stay and observe. I think it will grow on you and you will begin to understand.
Deer Kafleen. Ai doo beleeve yoo speek fur awl uv us. {{{{{{{kafleen}}}}}}}
Tank u Janet…
srsly.
Kudoes, snorgles, adn menny hugs be to you!!!!!!
{{{{{{{{{{{{{KAFLEEN}}}}}}}}}}}}
Adn awlso: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!
oh i duno… sum ov us heer is can be PLENNY stoopy.
hurr hurr gigl hurrrrrrrr