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Ohh Nooooo
Do nawt look inti hiz eyez!
itz da ebil floor kitteh
if not him, den wun step up frum floor
Oh noes! I luked, I luked! I think I been hip-no-tized. Or maibee I is just scairt frozen.
doon wurry, juss praaee n tink happytayl tawtz,
U kannawt be hippnoeTized against ur will
Darth Kitteh finds your lack of faith disturbing.
dont gitz mee rong…ai beleebz U existed, but ai juss dont lub U
Ai lubz da wun, truu N nebber decee…decetf…um, nebber liez 2 uz
CeelinCat hoo deserbs oar faith
*gurgk* no kitteh……..put meh down!
Kitteh: You can has failed me for last tiem commandur!
Ha. urs sauwsers wais habben’t foud teh gshiefuds oar teh sekret ‘nip stash. Ah *choke*gag*….
“Garfield…. I am your father.”
OHhhh, so DATZ Y Garfield iz alwaaiz messin wif poor Jon
Join the Dark Side! We has cheezburgerz!
yeh, teh rebellion only has a hotdogs.
…adn nawt eben maed outta reel dogs.
eeeeeeeew!
DO NOT WANT!!!
N ai betz teh gurllskowt kookys not maed ob reel gurllskowts eevr.
O look! it’s Severus Snape, proving his allegiance to Lord Voldemort!!
the wookie wants teh cookie !
Iz kute picher butz noe kitteh no how no whare wood EVAH calls sumone “Master” cuz dey demselfs iz centers uv teh Univers.
U haz vry gud point, Badger (badger mushroom).
Why fank u AliCat, dat earwurm goed verry well with mah master thesis.
OT — we has a bebeh/toddlr staying wif us tem… temps… tempiro… for a littel wile where I wurks. I made teh mistayke uf showin her badgerbadgerbadger on teh compy, an naow she’s hooked! I goes up to her and starts sayin badgerbadgerbadgerbadger… an she startds dancin and bouncin wif a beeeg grin!
She thinks teh badger site is funny1!1!1!
Ooh, and ai thawt teh Darth Kitteh wuz ebil. Ur sendin tihs child bak to itz parrenz singin teh mushroom sawng…
wadabout other kittehs? isnt there an alpha male in kittehs too?
No, awl kittehs awr anaw- anrk- en ark cat ists. Teh nebber konseed teh match. Oar ennyfink els.
Dominance is situational. Weird society kittehs meks for selfs. Vewy compwicated.
nor wood teh kittehs ask wut iz ur bidding. dat’s ur job.
Eggzackly! Dat is how we noes dis is not reel kitteh. Iz photoshopped kitteh frum Dizzywhirled ride.
Eeder dat or captioning, dey’re doin it rong.
Aaaaah…
But feendish kitteh wud SAA dat hee wud doo sumwunz bidding, n eben kawl dat sumwun “master,” iffn it survd himz purpusezez.
Diabolikul kitteh haz planz, n dey rekwyrez plaaing teh role ob obediyunt serbant, untilz teh tyme iz ryte. . . (Mwuhahahahaha!!)
And tehn he will NOM, NOM, NOM teh toesis.
Ah, yes…This is a scene that you will NEVER see!!!
Dis kynda darker kitteh can has ennyfing him wunts! Howebber He’s be rlly upset becuz evrybuddy be runnin aways frum hims wen dey sees hims kwite dysturbyng ppeerence. Ebben tho hims haz a anormuss lrge hart, hims haz a sad wen ebberybuddy be screemin “PLEH” adn cleeryng teh area az fas az possibul.
Not meh! I lubs teh blak kittehs. I can has 4 of dem. Dey is gud luck fur meh.
C’mere, eebil kitteh. I snorgles u an makes u all bedder.
I fink dis r mor to cloz truf. Alsos, kitteh frayed hiz prinsess/sentor sekret lova in trubblz, so he do anyfing 4 luv.
iz romantical!
‘Yes, sir,’ said Jeeves in a low, cold voice, as if he had been bitten in
the leg by a personal friend.
HA! Mah not-sekund snerk of teh day. Fankoo, Pittypat. Now I tries to undo what the low-burger troll has dun. Elebenty gazillion burgers fur u!
Cheezburger theef in trayning seeks direkshun frum teh onlee wun hoo ERNED teh velvut mask – teh lolcatburglar!
zorros evul catbrothr meorrow.
From now on U will obey me and do by my bidding.
on cheezBay?
“Open teh cheezbay dorz HAL…”
“I afrayd ai no can du dat, Dayvkitteh…”
Sir Arthur C Clarke RIP
Awesome – lubs teh Star Wars Cheezburger ones. More pleez.
OK…nao teh kittehs r rappn bowt starwarz…
Its nawt teh eest or teh west syd.
No its nawt!
Its nawt teh north or teh south syd.
No Its nawt!
It b teh Dark syd.
U r korekt!
Keep frontin’ teh Empyr,
Tu awl u Vader-hayturs owt dere,
We blo ur planet up!
I can has ur biddin mai master?
It b a disastr, Skywalker we DO WANT.
Wut if him culd b joynin teh Dark syd?
Yes, him b a powurfl alli, anuvver Dark Jedi.
Him wil joyn us or not b livin!
We has a Deth Star (Deth Star!)
We has a Deth Star (Deth Star!)
We has a Deth Star (Deth Star!)
We has a Deth Star (Deth Star!)
We has a Deth Star (Deth Star!)
We has a Deth Star (Deth Star!)
We has a Deth Star (Deth Star!)
We has a Deth Star (Deth Star!)
N u noes dat we has it. (Deth Star!)
N u noes dat we has it. (Deth Star!)
Luuk, git ur butt ovar heer ryt nao!
N kwit monkeeing arownd wif dat danged landspeedr,
Has u seen dem 2 droyds ai askeded u tu cleen, boi?
U cleend ur room?
Unkul Owen, ai noes ai has a probayshun,
Ai cleend teh droyds,
I can has teh Toshi Stayshun?
I gotta layaway awn teh powur convertur,
But nao u treetin me lyk a scrufee nerfhurdr!
Luuk, yooz teh Fors n run,
Run tu Daygobah, Run Tu Daygobah,
Luuk, yooz teh Fors n run,
Run Tu Daygobah, Run Tu Daygobah.
Ai b Yoda,
Ai b a solja,
Ai wil mold u, n fold u,
Ai thot ai tolded u!
Dont b unwyz juj me nawt by mah syz,
U wont beleev ur I’z,
Wach teh X-weeng ryz!
Yoda, y u bein a playa-hayta?
U noes stil ai mus konfront Lord Vaydr!
But Luuk, nawt redee u is!
But dere’s a sitee in teh clowds ware dey keepin mah kroo,
A Jedi’s gotta du wut a Jedi’s gotta du,
so nao Vaydr, Ai b comin for u!
Yeh, dat ryt Ar-too.,
Set a noo cors.
We is goin tu Clowd Sitee.
Ah. Dat ginntonik iz tastee n nootrishus
I can has anuvver?
Impressiv, nao relees ur anger,
U must hav sensd dat ur lolfrends b in daynjur.
Ow! Y u slys off mah paw?
It b imper….empar…importnt dat u noes.
Obeewun wuld nevr bawthr,
Tellin u abowt ur daddeh.
Him told me enuff, him told me u maded him nawt-livin!
Den dere is sumfing, ai wil sho u him.
I b ur daddeh,
I b ur daddeh,
I b ur daddeh,
I b ur daddeh
I b ur daddeh
I b ur daddeh
I b ur daddeh
I b ur daddeh
Nok him owt teh bawks, Luuk,
Nok him out!
Nok him owt teh bawks, Luuk,
Nok him out!
Nok him owt teh bawks, Luuk,
Nok him out!
Nok him owt teh bawks, Luuk,
Nok him out!
Nok him owt teh bawks, Luuk.
Impressive!
Way to go Patrick!!!!! Yay – as ever!!!
Reference not necessary; not obscure. Good caption.
Darth Meow
ai bid yu bring me
aplesause
birfdae kake
cheezburgers…
dinosore
elbo macroni
fudge
(hay can yu tell im hungree?)
Oh, well, in dat case, mah fren, here cums teh Dawnkee Care Mobile!
In it, for u, it has:
Goo Goo Clusters
Hamburger, wiff Cheez
Ice Cream!….. coffee, mint choc. chip, butter pecan, c.c.mint mixed with water
melon sorbet, with Snickers
Jelly Beans!!
Kahlua
Lemon Drops
Merengue
Nestle Quick
Oh! Henry bars
Pretzels (doughy wuns wiff mustard available!)
Queen’s Tiara
Roses
Snickur Bars!
Trail Mix
Ugly, Grouchy Cat that no body wants that u take home and luv and name him George
Valentines
Warm Sofftee Blanket
Xs and Os
Yummy miscellaneous treats
Zither
Kafleen, Yoo maykin mee hongree!
“coffee, mint choc. chip, butter pecan, c.c.mint mixed with water
melon sorbet, with Snickers”
yu membered!!! :’)
an ai tak teh grouchy kitteh. ai luvs em allllll.
kafleen, yu has mai luvs!
ai jus kopieed dis hol post an savd it so ai has it allys.
Now dat just made mee cry.
mee too.
ai mades yu a mai spase comment
peas issa lie…
… theres no peas, onlie passon
… thru passon, i git strengfs …
… thru strengfs, i git powurs …
… thru powurs, i git cheezburgers …
… thru cheezburgers, my tummy iz full.
Teh force will git me fuds.
- Teh Sithkitty Creed.
Dere am no wildkitteh; dere am peas.
Dere am no stoopykitteh; dere am knowstuf.
Dere am no passion; dere am sery- sair- bein calm.
Dere am no chaos; dere am hominy.
Dere am no hongries; dere am teh Cheezburgers.
- da Jedikitteh Code
Resistants too teh Supreme Lubs bee futile, doan it, Deacon?
<3
Yur reesystance, let me sho yu its futility…..
Ai findz dem boaf inSIDIOUSly Qte.
Dey haz rong sith! Iz Vader-kitteh, not Maul-kitteh!
Dis is Deahteeter kitteh.
Him plejez alleejenz tu Vawldeemort.
I thought i’d just throw it out there that kitteh’s eyes remind me of general grievous from ep 3.
my daddys kitty wood so do dis,cuz he tinks he a real goober
That is definitely made by a human. No cat in their right mind would EVER ask their pet what they wanted. They are in charge, and rightfully so
Cn U B hlpt?