Spring Break!!!1!!
maek sur dis nawt happen to yoo.
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Bring on the chicks!!!!!
Don’t worry about their feathers…mah digestive sistem takes kare of that!
congatorlashuns!
Fyumi Gator teks a brek frum troll huntin…
…Albert teh Allimigator will be filloling in.
any legal complaynts shud be sent to Litty Gator.
at teh offices of Shark, Shark, and CrocO’Sh!t
The NOMinGator is also after Sarah Connor.
Has Fyumi Gator akshually CAUGHT any trolls yet? Eaten them? Or are trolls really that elusive?
az hur naem indikates, her speshultee is fumigating. she moztlee just sprays teh aryuh wif teh Scnets ob Humor.
I think letting her eats the troll mite be more effektives - trolls may stay away if dey knoes that hungry alligator be lurking for dem.
den Albert teh Allig ate’r is yur man, er gator. He’s ben knownt to aksidementally eet peeps. dese accusashuns ob marshmellocide wuz maed by Alli Gator, hims estranjed wief, so dey may be unfloundered.
Speekin uv Fyumi, MaryO, Ai haz maided a presunt fur her. Becuz Ai ken
sew purtee gud, *blush* Ai haz got tugedder a DollFinn caustume fur her, in
xxxxxtra lrge syze, wif lotz ov rume fur her byg swysshy tayle.
Synce ebberybuddee jes luvs teh DollFinns, teh plan iz dat teh trolls wud want
to playe wif Fyumi, becuz she gunna be lookin so sweete wif her kyoot lil
dorsal fin stiking owt ov teh wadder. Adn wen dey triez to petz her……….
Hmmmmm, Ai shurely hopes Fyumi izn’t rlly a DollFinn, becuz den Ai bees in
Big Trubble!! O Noes, teh mbarressessment ov it awl! Ai ken jes vyshualyze
teh situashun. Den Ai wud shaymefaisedley hav to taik bak teh caustume,kreepin bak to teh howse, draggon mai tayle behine me, wif awl teh
nayburrs lukkin adn snikkurin.
ooooooo crafty strategery. i likes it!
Such a happy tayl !!!!1!
Yunno, ai reelee don kno wut iz goin awn here.
Ai thot, maabee teh gaytur iz bein throwd intu teh wadder, n dey snapt teh pixshur jus b 4 it hit teh wadder, but den it lux lyke the gayturz tayl haz bin swishin inna wadder 4 2 lawng, az if it wuz suspendeded sumhow.
Duz eneebodee kno?
Bend…
and…
SNAP!
LegaLolly Blolnd…
im gonna come right thru the computer and smack the first person that says he’s not real.
wow. i really am grumpy todai
Wutz dat fing unner da watr..?bitin himz tayl?
Hear in FL teh menewz hab ‘gator tail’ on dem. Naow wee noz hao tehy getz dat wai! Maybee awl teh taillez gaiterz hab sekret hidin playse - liek teh leglez frawgz?
Dats hims shadeow.
Ya, mii two. I’m getting grumpy by multi-posts “eet not reel!”
Howsumebber, I em happitail to sea nobuddy picking ona de posties hoo tink dis croc iz a’gator.
Dis not a reel crocogator. Iz photoshopped ried frum Dizzywhirled at teh Santy Ego Zoo. I noes dis cuz I iz a photoshopped legal purrfeshunal arobix instructor.
(heh heh heh :twisted
oh noes– I ment to say
invisible croc dandee
I can do ‘tail danse’ jus liek dose dolfins, huh?
Its the new attakshun at Sea World - trained alligator performance. Of course, this act goes through trainers really qwikly.
itz so hard to keep good help these days. teh gatorz keep eatin dem!
Ai thot wud sorta bee teh odder way around - teh trainers goes thru the gators reelee quiklee!!
Cept dat gatorz digeston bees slow, unless dey got de stones fur it ob course.
yeah, dey getz eated.
Swimming wit gators neber quite caught on like teh swimming
wit dolphins ting.
Eye no not want tu haz spring break wif lolgaytur!
Yeah, dose death rolls just kind of kill da festive spirit.
Not tu menshun da spillin uff ur drinkie!
Guys wouldn’t know which to watch kloser - the wet t-shirt kontests, or da partying allygators.
Who I be kidding - guys still be watching da t-shirts….
We awl heer yur wize werds, O Human of teh sacred Cookie.
watchin teh t-shirtz wen allygatorz is arown cud get yu kikked owt ub teh jeen pool
O, ai dunno. Teh lolgaytur kud b a big halp wen teh obnokshus drunk gaiz beez 2 obnokshus.
anom.
Dis lyke lolgaytur farm frum Jamez Bond?
Eye lykez wen pleeyze ocifer sayz: “Secrt agent???? On whooz syde???”
wurst
Bond moovy kariktur
EVVAR
(no ‘fenz ment, Tribbl)
No ‘fenz tayken Teho. Eye jus tink da lyne iz phunnie, not da kariktur.
Eye rilli lyke da seen when wun gui sayez “whooz phunerial izz it? An da gui nex tu him sayz “urz”.
Mebbee dis lolleegaytor duzzint liek da cold wadder? He iz remyndin me uv sumpin else…. Nawt Lolmas, R badgers, r dat skwirtl hoo sed WHEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! R hampster dans…. But sumpin….
Hmmmmmm…
Mebbe George, saying, “ITZ SHRINKAGE!!!”
Gatorz gone wild!
Or iz it crocs gone wild?
Yup.
hmmm. let the “it’s a Croc, not a gator” dis cuss yun beginzzz…
Nooooooo *pant* ooooooooooooooo!
No, iz gatorz wif low self esteemz!
Wowee, dat watur iz COLD!
Ai knoe! Da watur lebbel b low, so he’z doin hiz Rayn Danse!
Lubbin dat gator an awl de commintz—gibs me BEEG smilez! Iz a Pogo fan tew—(sings) *Deck us awl wid Bawsun Charlie…*
walla walla wash and calamazoo!
ROTFL!
SPRING BREAK! PARTY! COLLEGE!!!
Breengz on da bee-kee-nee klad sup-her.
INVISIBLE AIRBOAT
…supriez boatsechs?
(apolijeez)
Ohh, teh pun-ishmintz!
Kroks Gawn Wyld!
It’z spring break, an all teh localz beh stayin inside and hiding their little kittehs from teh partee animulz.