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water awlwayz moar fun when nawt so hard.
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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ELoLphant Wash
Is a giant sprinkler system!
Happinuss iz a lolaphant wash…
concatulashuns rodney! u shud put dat werd in teh nu lolzoo at teh linkie!
http://speaklolspeak.com/page/LOLzoo
Dat iz teh numbr 1 pic ai putz in yesturdae cuz ai lurves it dat mush!
kungratz on nawt sekund rodney! u is kool!
Dis iz from Disneyland Jungle Cruise
woohoo!
moah lik BLISS!
Electrick elefantses trunc nevur needz refill.
watersports n bestiality
Lookz! Iz watur fowntan too!
Not evun reel elefant -.-
Dis is Bwerfa; sheez been in dis showah for mor dan fifty years! Prolly no hot watah left!
oh oh oh wutta great picshur to see nawt-second thing in teh morning !!1!
[ai wuz going to write sumfin witty about how thatz not joy, itz a elolafunt, but ize too joyful ...]
congarats to rodney dill, FFL.
I gotta agree, Pd’B!
Dis is a wunnerful pikshur, and gits mah dai orf to a wunnerful start. :laugh:
I meen, who can be grumpy affer seeing the happy happy elolfunt!! (an I’z a grumpy mornin person ov teh nawt sekund order!)
I’z nao all smiley - I gotz a bran noo car (to replace teh wun sumbuddy stole las monf) and a happy elolfunt.
happi new car day, adn i brot you a present to celolbrate it and the wunnerful pic
is : lol : (sqwishedtogetternospasis)
Oh Fank U a bagazilyum tiems, MoS!
hee 
(tihs is heppin mee deel wif ijdit situashun at werk - iz a bery gud ting!)
PwnedBy2Kittehs, happi nyoo kar dai!
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wut tiem iz it wen a elafint sitz awn yur kar?
tiem too git a noo kar?
yez. awr yu kud jus ried teh ellafink tu werk. ellyfink fud be cheeper tahn gas dese daze ennywai
hehehehe ride da elolfant to werk…
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1205/787747517_605461e0d0.jpg?v=0
i nawt knoe hao tu poast URL wifowt teh http://www. kopy dis in yur browzer.
wuns in a lawng wiel, der bee a ellafint inna Bombay trafik (i swer, i seen dem eeben wen i nawt bin drinkin teh martooniez an stufs).
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farm2.static.flickr.com/1205/787747517_605461e0d0.jpg?v=0
oop sry dubbl poast stoopy werdpress
Moe - aill trai to maek it werk.
http://www.farm2.static.flickr.com/1205/787747517_605461e0d0.jpg?v=0
Nope - dint werk. Sorry.
NAWT TO WERRY!! It’s the sayme as Moe’s post at 5:54 am just a liddle bit up.
LOLZ!!! Mary O’!!! Ai wud SOOOOO liek to see yoo riding the ellephant to werk!!!
yeah, yeah, this would be teh funny. but if yew rides teh elyfunt twerk, the next thing you noes, you has to wurry about yer shrubbery (it had a flavor) …. there’s no end to it !!!! just looks at this videeeo:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQ_F5AlnhCo
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(srsly? ai wud so love to have this happen to me)
okay. i has nao snerked shwimp cweole. i gotta stop da eetin & reeding ICHC>
ai luvs teh 911 operator trying to thinks ob SOMEthing to ask … how big are we talkin here? …. hello?
well, twud be partikularlee funnee to see me ridin teh elolfant twerk seens hao my muzik stoodio ware i moastlee werk dese daze is just on teh otter end ob my hoose.
That wud bee eben better. and cud bee dun - at leest a pichure of it.
A cuppla times ago in India, mai bruver in law somehow managed to get some double expohsures. and wun ov tehm is mai sister awn her camel looking round in astonishemt rite in the middle ov teh big Jain temple.
If I only knew how to post pikshurs - well - and had a scanner - I could put it somewhere for peeple to see. It’s brilliant!!!
eezy 2 pairlel park?
en it werks fr peenuts!
Worst lolcat ever. Lets just go back to the 80’s….
Yes, let’s! I like the gas prices better there!
Ole!
An tha hair! I lubes fluffies.
Oh, mah goodness.
I almost made a TOTAL ass ub mahself….
I read wutt u wrote as, “Hai there! I lubs fluffies.”
Well, dis reminded me ub teh kid in Christmas Story who sed, “I liiiiiike Sannnnta Claus.”
So I had just typed, “U DOO?? Well, u has cum too teh rite place! :P”
Just before hitting enter I saw what u really sed.
Mah after wurk stoopee, let mee show u it!!
PS….I lubbs teh big hair too…and ruffulls, and geegaws….and, *sigh* I miss
dose closes….
This is actually from the Disney World jungle cruise ride.
Not for real.
aaaaaand…this helped how? I had a happy for a bit….
Gess Ai mus be rlly nye-eeve. Ai thot it wuz a reel elolfant. *blush* adn
*blush* sum moar. Mebee Ai’m jes eazily nturtayned, nebber havyng bin to
Dysnye Lan ur Dysnye Wurld. Hmmmmmm. Ai jes mus be ‘Nturtaynment
Deepryved’ (communly knowed az ‘ND’
Dis, n udder kommentz abowt how dis not reel elolfant, maak meh glad ai don haf 2 raan own sumwun elsez paraad. Sum peepz seem unaabul 2 allow child-lyke glee at sumting kyoot, funneh or wuteber, dey haz 2 maak shur no wun iz habing enee fun. Maabee itz bekuz der libez r so m t, or sadz or wuteber.
Ai tink lyfe iz 2 short 2 pass up enee chanses 4 fun n teh funneh stuffz, az lawng az u kawz no harm 2 udderz, n joy teh tingz wee kan n joy.
i’z kinda glad dey sed it, tho. I wuz goin crayzee tryin to fink where i’d seed dat ellyfant befoar.
wud hav been niser to say it in lol, tho. wen in roam.
Feeli, u say tings so nice.
I wuz theenking, “Tuff doodies, bubbull bursturs.” Butt u sed it so much moar
ellokwentlee. Mah thots xactlee.
I lub dis picture, and I lub ellefunts.
Remines me ub a story about an ellyfunt….I tink wuz in India. Hee wuz posed
to be perteckting a child, mebbee? Enneyway, dey came an fownd dat trubbul
had happened, an beeted teh ellyfunt fur not preventing it. Dat ellyfunt got up,
and dey almoast fainted wen dey saw teh ded bodee ub teh predator under him.
Oh, I has chills an stingee eyes!!
U can bet dat ellyfunt wuz smuthured in lub.
An ellyfunts recugnize demselves in teh mirror! No pun/ignorance intended,
tehy can has mirror neurons? (Is dat rite?)
Ennybuddee can comment on dat?
Um….yeah….*looks around…..*
I doo lubs dem ellyfunts….
omg that’s from Disney World teh Jungle Cruise ride
aw too bad it’s not a real elephant
No wai. its from teh disneyland jungle cruise. tat 1 iz wai better.
Ya! Dizzyland Jungle Cruz elifont.
Is Bertha! Hi Bertha! ::waives::
What became of the monk… the monk… the monk… the monk?
The monkey fell out of his bunk, (clap)
Slid down the elephant’s trunk (wheeeee)
The elephant sneezed and fell on his knees
And what became of the monk, the monk… Oh what became of the monk?
I went to the Animal Fair
The birds and the beasts were there
The big baboon by the light of the moon
Was combing his auburn hair
Dis pome be ownlee sekund to teh wurld-reknowned “Teh Owl adn teh Pussy
Kitteh’
I went on down to the Audubon Zoo
And they all axed for you
They all axed for you
Well, they even inquired about you
I went on down to the Audubon Zoo
And they all axed for you
The monkeys axed
The tigers axed
And the elephants axed me too
(tz a Neville Brothers’ song)
Oops, my bad. It wuzzent teh Neville Brothers who did dat song - it wuz teh Meters, wif only one Neville - Art Neville.
N’Oluns ref ftw!
Yeah U rite!
Ohai, Cratz. Teh Audubon Zoo is wun uv teh nicest zoos I haz ebber seen. Niec habbitat fur teh annymals, spayshus, beautimus. Tankx fur teh liddel trip to N’Awlins! Hoep teh zoo maed it thru Katrina OK . . . I wuld luv to go bak wun day.
Yes, teh zoo is okay since Katrina, due especially to teh devoted zookeepers, some of whom stayed behind wen teh city was evacuated before teh storm hit. It’s all bootiful now and all green and springtime flowery. Pleeze do come back sometime sune. Toorism is off, even tho everything in the French Quarter is doing grate, and teh resterants are as gud as evar. We need all y’all to come see us!
Ai libbed in NO for elebenty yeers. Teh Aubudon Zooooooooo was mai mosted fab o rite plas. Ai lurved al ob it. Do dey stil ski on Monkey Hill? I am so happy that the zoo is al bootifuler agin.
a flea met a fly in a flue
said the flea “oh what shall we do?”
said the fly “let us flee”
said the flea “let us fly”
so they fled through a flaw in the flue
(wuz teh 2th verse 2 teh sawng on mai rekkerd)