water awlwayz moar fun when nawt so hard.
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Is a giant sprinkler system!
Happinuss iz a lolaphant wash…
concatulashuns rodney! u shud put dat werd in teh nu lolzoo at teh linkie!
http://speaklolspeak.com/page/LOLzoo
Dat iz teh numbr 1 pic ai putz in yesturdae cuz ai lurves it dat mush!
kungratz on nawt sekund rodney! u is kool!
Dis iz from Disneyland Jungle Cruise
woohoo!
This is in front of a Rainforest Cafe, right? o_o;
moah lik BLISS!
Electrick elefantses trunc nevur needz refill.
Lookz! Iz watur fowntan too!
Not evun reel elefant -.-
Dis is Bwerfa; sheez been in dis showah for mor dan fifty years! Prolly no hot watah left!
oh oh oh wutta great picshur to see nawt-second thing in teh morning !!1!
[ai wuz going to write sumfin witty about how thatz not joy, itz a elolafunt, but ize too joyful ...]
congarats to rodney dill, FFL.
I gotta agree, Pd’B!
Dis is a wunnerful pikshur, and gits mah dai orf to a wunnerful start. :laugh:
I meen, who can be grumpy affer seeing the happy happy elolfunt!! (an I’z a grumpy mornin person ov teh nawt sekund order!)
I’z nao all smiley – I gotz a bran noo car (to replace teh wun sumbuddy stole las monf) and a happy elolfunt.
happi new car day, adn i brot you a present to celolbrate it and the wunnerful pic
is : lol : (sqwishedtogetternospasis)
Oh Fank U a bagazilyum tiems, MoS!
hee 
(tihs is heppin mee deel wif ijdit situashun at werk – iz a bery gud ting!)
PwnedBy2Kittehs, happi nyoo kar dai!
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wut tiem iz it wen a elafint sitz awn yur kar?
tiem too git a noo kar?
yez. awr yu kud jus ried teh ellafink tu werk. ellyfink fud be cheeper tahn gas dese daze ennywai
hehehehe ride da elolfant to werk…
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1205/787747517_605461e0d0.jpg?v=0
i nawt knoe hao tu poast URL wifowt teh www. kopy dis in yur browzer.
wuns in a lawng wiel, der bee a ellafint inna Bombay trafik (i swer, i seen dem eeben wen i nawt bin drinkin teh martooniez an stufs).
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farm2.static.flickr.com/1205/787747517_605461e0d0.jpg?v=0
oop sry dubbl poast stoopy werdpress
Moe – aill trai to maek it werk.
http://www.farm2.static.flickr.com/1205/787747517_605461e0d0.jpg?v=0
Nope – dint werk. Sorry.
NAWT TO WERRY!! It’s the sayme as Moe’s post at 5:54 am just a liddle bit up.
LOLZ!!! Mary O’!!! Ai wud SOOOOO liek to see yoo riding the ellephant to werk!!!
yeah, yeah, this would be teh funny. but if yew rides teh elyfunt twerk, the next thing you noes, you has to wurry about yer shrubbery (it had a flavor) …. there’s no end to it !!!! just looks at this videeeo:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQ_F5AlnhCo
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(srsly? ai wud so love to have this happen to me)
okay. i has nao snerked shwimp cweole. i gotta stop da eetin & reeding ICHC>
ai luvs teh 911 operator trying to thinks ob SOMEthing to ask … how big are we talkin here? …. hello?
well, twud be partikularlee funnee to see me ridin teh elolfant twerk seens hao my muzik stoodio ware i moastlee werk dese daze is just on teh otter end ob my hoose.
That wud bee eben better. and cud bee dun – at leest a pichure of it.
A cuppla times ago in India, mai bruver in law somehow managed to get some double expohsures. and wun ov tehm is mai sister awn her camel looking round in astonishemt rite in the middle ov teh big Jain temple.
If I only knew how to post pikshurs – well – and had a scanner – I could put it somewhere for peeple to see. It’s brilliant!!!
eezy 2 pairlel park?
en it werks fr peenuts!
Worst lolcat ever. Lets just go back to the 80′s….
Yes, let’s! I like the gas prices better there!
Ole!
An tha hair! I lubes fluffies.
Oh, mah goodness.
I almost made a TOTAL ass ub mahself….
I read wutt u wrote as, “Hai there! I lubs fluffies.”
Well, dis reminded me ub teh kid in Christmas Story who sed, “I liiiiiike Sannnnta Claus.”
So I had just typed, “U DOO?? Well, u has cum too teh rite place!
”
Just before hitting enter I saw what u really sed.
Mah after wurk stoopee, let mee show u it!!
PS….I lubbs teh big hair too…and ruffulls, and geegaws….and, *sigh* I miss
dose closes….
This is actually from the Disney World jungle cruise ride.
Not for real.
aaaaaand…this helped how? I had a happy for a bit….
Gess Ai mus be rlly nye-eeve. Ai thot it wuz a reel elolfant. *blush* adn
*blush* sum moar. Mebee Ai’m jes eazily nturtayned, nebber havyng bin to
Dysnye Lan ur Dysnye Wurld. Hmmmmmm. Ai jes mus be ‘Nturtaynment
Deepryved’ (communly knowed az ‘ND’
Dis, n udder kommentz abowt how dis not reel elolfant, maak meh glad ai don haf 2 raan own sumwun elsez paraad. Sum peepz seem unaabul 2 allow child-lyke glee at sumting kyoot, funneh or wuteber, dey haz 2 maak shur no wun iz habing enee fun. Maabee itz bekuz der libez r so m t, or sadz or wuteber.
Ai tink lyfe iz 2 short 2 pass up enee chanses 4 fun n teh funneh stuffz, az lawng az u kawz no harm 2 udderz, n joy teh tingz wee kan n joy.
i’z kinda glad dey sed it, tho. I wuz goin crayzee tryin to fink where i’d seed dat ellyfant befoar.
wud hav been niser to say it in lol, tho. wen in roam.
Feeli, u say tings so nice.
I wuz theenking, “Tuff doodies, bubbull bursturs.” Butt u sed it so much moar
ellokwentlee. Mah thots xactlee.
I lub dis picture, and I lub ellefunts.
Remines me ub a story about an ellyfunt….I tink wuz in India. Hee wuz posed
to be perteckting a child, mebbee? Enneyway, dey came an fownd dat trubbul
had happened, an beeted teh ellyfunt fur not preventing it. Dat ellyfunt got up,
and dey almoast fainted wen dey saw teh ded bodee ub teh predator under him.
Oh, I has chills an stingee eyes!!
U can bet dat ellyfunt wuz smuthured in lub.
An ellyfunts recugnize demselves in teh mirror! No pun/ignorance intended,
tehy can has mirror neurons? (Is dat rite?)
Ennybuddee can comment on dat?
Um….yeah….*looks around…..*
I doo lubs dem ellyfunts….
omg that’s from Disney World teh Jungle Cruise ride
aw too bad it’s not a real elephant
No wai. its from teh disneyland jungle cruise. tat 1 iz wai better.
Ya! Dizzyland Jungle Cruz elifont.
Is Bertha! Hi Bertha! ::waives::
What became of the monk… the monk… the monk… the monk?
The monkey fell out of his bunk, (clap)
Slid down the elephant’s trunk (wheeeee)
The elephant sneezed and fell on his knees
And what became of the monk, the monk… Oh what became of the monk?
I went to the Animal Fair
The birds and the beasts were there
The big baboon by the light of the moon
Was combing his auburn hair
Dis pome be ownlee sekund to teh wurld-reknowned “Teh Owl adn teh Pussy
Kitteh’
I went on down to the Audubon Zoo
And they all axed for you
They all axed for you
Well, they even inquired about you
I went on down to the Audubon Zoo
And they all axed for you
The monkeys axed
The tigers axed
And the elephants axed me too
(tz a Neville Brothers’ song)
Oops, my bad. It wuzzent teh Neville Brothers who did dat song – it wuz teh Meters, wif only one Neville – Art Neville.
N’Oluns ref ftw!
Yeah U rite!
Ohai, Cratz. Teh Audubon Zoo is wun uv teh nicest zoos I haz ebber seen. Niec habbitat fur teh annymals, spayshus, beautimus. Tankx fur teh liddel trip to N’Awlins! Hoep teh zoo maed it thru Katrina OK . . . I wuld luv to go bak wun day.
Yes, teh zoo is okay since Katrina, due especially to teh devoted zookeepers, some of whom stayed behind wen teh city was evacuated before teh storm hit. It’s all bootiful now and all green and springtime flowery. Pleeze do come back sometime sune. Toorism is off, even tho everything in the French Quarter is doing grate, and teh resterants are as gud as evar. We need all y’all to come see us!
Ai libbed in NO for elebenty yeers. Teh Aubudon Zooooooooo was mai mosted fab o rite plas. Ai lurved al ob it. Do dey stil ski on Monkey Hill? I am so happy that the zoo is al bootifuler agin.
a flea met a fly in a flue
said the flea “oh what shall we do?”
said the fly “let us flee”
said the flea “let us fly”
so they fled through a flaw in the flue
(wuz teh 2th verse 2 teh sawng on mai rekkerd)
Had a little monkey
Sent him to the country
Fed him on shortenin’ bread
Long came a train
Hit him in the brayne
Now my monkey’s dead!
I can haz JOY?
shure
i has joy now too
iz gud lolpic
Tis b phake elefant from MGM studioz… plastickk joy…
That is an animatronic elephant at Walt Disney World’s Jungle cruise. How many of you thought it was a REAL elephant?
FAIL
At leest wun ov us (sea up abov)
Or, mebee, sea below. It awl dependz awn teh ‘WURD PRETZULL’
(eithur waye, itz awl xtreemly mbarressying to reveel mai rathur spawrse
knolledge of vacashun plaises) *hangs hed kwite low*
Awwww CheshireKittehKat, pweas not to be barrassed. Ai tink we are al mostly frends here adn it shudnt matter waht ne1 doesn’t noe. Ai hab not ben comenting for a while, but I reed teh commints ebery day and Ai always lern someting. No let teh peeps woh no eberyting intimidate u. there superior knowledge maeks dem feelz better, adn dat is just fine. Ai mostly libs in mai onw littl whirrld, ai lieks it, dey noes me heer, adn Ai don’t gib a rat’s a** waht neone else tinks. Dose peeps not no eberything. Be happitale being urself.
CheshireKittehKat!!! yoo raises yur liddle hed rite up again. Ai thot it wuz reel. An it maed me smyle. PdB eben thot at furst it wuz reel. An it maed HIM happee.
An ai hav NEBBER been to thsi vacashun place either!!! Ai’m shure itiz nice, but no need to be ebarresseded tha yoo hasn’t been there!
*pat pat pat* {{{{{{{{CheshireKitehKat}}}}}} Yoo ar just havin a liddle silleh rite now!!! Ai wudda sayed teh same thing – ai THOT teh sayme thing. What yoo said wuz joyful and wunderful and made mee happee!!! Hoo cares eneway if it’s reel oar nawt!!
*tearing up*
Fer real?
I had happy; thot “At least one ephalunt be happy.”
Now not happy…
Ai did, n ai don kare.. hymz cyoot nywaiz…
Wut a pikshur of suches beyootimuchful luvleeness!!!!! Dis cheeres mee up byg
tyme! Wen Ai wuz jes a lil kitteh Ai thot dat ‘Dumbo” wuz teh biggestest star uv teh entyre Dysnee groop. Suches a site az dis iz to bee reveeeered adn nawt taiken lytely. YAY FOR ALL TEH DUMBOES!!!!!!!!!! MAY DEY AWL LIVE LAWNG ADN WELL.
CheshireKittehKat – (after awl teh Disney commints) this is still a pikshor uv happehniss.
Whut bringz us joy is reel enuff.
May de reel wuns liv lawng and prosper. May teh fayk wuns bring joy to those uv us hoo cant see reel wuns in owr dayly lievs. And may yor joy be overflowing.
{hugs and peace} – gremlin
Thanx, Gremlin. Ai needed dat hug. Ai luvs awl teh animules so muches becuz they gives me sutch a happy. We here in dis wurld are dere caretakers, becuz Ceiling Cat entrusted dem to us frum teh beginning. Iff we doan taik care ov dem, who wil? Dere funn to watch (fake wuns adn reel) at musement parkx adn zoos, but dere be a lot uv uthers owt dere, both petz adn wyld, who needs owr concern.
But why am Ai tellyng you awl dis, Ai dunno. Synce you has a byg hart, you knoes awl dis awlreddy. Happyness to you! adn may you alwais has menny snorgles adn huggs frum yur kittehs!
Ai luvs teh annymules too. Yu ar rite – we culd do moar fur owr fellow planet-mayts. We joyns paws an swayrs to do whut we kan to mayk it beddur, eech uv us in owr own liddel corner uv teh whirld.
*joyns pawz wif CheshireKittehKat an teh uther cheez-frenz; luks owt akross teh intertoobs an seez teh lien uv kittehs wif pawz joyned stretchin akross teh whirld*
Sniff! Dat be wun ov teh moast luvlyest adn rlly wunnerful tings Ai has evur
heard.! Tanks be to you so muches! (Sniff again!) Dis wil waft me on a
cloud rite thru Easter!!
Aw, Gremlin, that’s byooteemus!! {{{{gremlin}}}}
I join pawz wif u adn awl deh uzzer cheezpeepz wif a smile 2 b seein deh long lion across deh intertoobz.
This isn’t a real elephant, though. This is a robotic elephant that is part of the “Jungle Cruise” Disney ride. Still a cute picture, but the smile is, unfortunately, not real.
I, for one, welcum our robotic elolphant overlords.
Oh lcb!!!!! {{{{{{{{{lcb}}}}}}
epic snerk…
Well, I don’t know as I’d go that far….
so what?
Mai comment was meant for CPuffs
So, I was just pointing out a fact. I said it was still a cute picture. I actually typed that comment before any of the other ones that mention it being a Disney prop, but it just didn’t post till later. Ease up. Just a comment. Not that important.
Um, guyz? Dis is an eLOLfunt frum da Jungle Crooz at Diznee Wurld.
Still da funnee, but izunt a reel eLOLfunt.
I can has animahtronicks?
woah! yer right. i acshually enlargeded teh picshur to see if it wuz a stachoo or a reel lolafunt, an ai wuz fooled n-e-ways. it is still funnee, an is a good stachoo thingy, but here’s a reel one :
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/07_02/elephantAP1807_468x653.jpg
time fer kawfee…
WHAT a charming liddle ellefant!!!
*ahem* Guise, ai ar sorree to awaiz bee saying – Oh, wehn ai wuz. . . ad nauseum.
But ai doo it agayn eneway. (;-) So – wehn ai wuz in Guruvayur (in province of Kerala in India) teh tempul ellefantz wud walk to werk rite past ar hotel. And tehy wud carree thier snakees in their trunks. Sumwun wud run ahed telling teh peepl to moove out ov teh way – as iv yoo cudn’t see the elleynfants.
An yoo say (maybee). Tempurl ellefants??? Waht doo tempur elleyfants doo. Well, they werk. But nawt scrubbing teh floors! No, no! Tehy get awl dressed up in byootiful costyums wif marvelous hed dresses. An teh priests ride around teth tempul awn their baks!!! Standing up.
An awl teh wile teh mewik iz playing an the happee peepl ar foloowing teh ellefants (veree carefullee. Teh elleyfants dont much care taht they ar in a tempul)
Moast amazing thing to see. Ai ar so happee that ai cud to it.
Moas
Furgot to say.
Furst tiem around – wun elleyfunt.
Second tiem – two ellefants.
Thrid tiem – three elleyfants.
Forth time – FOUR ellefants – awl lined up side bai side!!!!
Ai’m NAWT maeking this up.
yez, teh guruvayoor elefints be faymus. i nebber seen dem yet.
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i heerz der be a annyuel elefint markit in eestern india, wer teh templ preestz goez shawpin.
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I lubz elefintz! iz tu bad dey nawt allow petz in teh apts wer i libz!
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srsly, i knoed a fambly frum kerala wut wuns had a elefint. dey wuz nawt preests. i fink dey jus had it az status simbl, liek teh mersaydeez awr teh lewy vuitawn bagz fer uz tudai.
*ahem* Hai Moe
Ai also haz three tiems riddne teh ellefants up to teh Amber Palace neer Jaipur in Rajasthan – such fun. Mai last ellefant wuz naymed “Gulab.”
Ebreebuddee – luk – heer it iz.
http://www.molon.de/galleries/India/Rajahstan/Amber/
O Moe – ai luv India so much!!! Maybee next tiem ai come, we can meet. Wudn’t that bee fun????
ooo, shur, wud be fun tu meet – wen yu bizzitin nex?
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wen i wuz liddl kidlet, we had elefint riedz at teh Bombay zoo!
Moe – ai donut know rite know. Itz hard to get away fur long rite now. But – hoo knowz???
Ar yoo wif teh cheezfrenz??? If nawt, plees joyn – then ai can rite too you.
Heer ar three fun places to look at Guruvayoor. In teh last wun, yoo can see – in the upper left hand corner, at leest the fayces of the ellefants awl dressed up.
http://www.guruvayoor.com/
http://www.guruvayurdevaswom.org/
http://www.guruvayoor.org/
oOOOooo that is so byoootiful JCH4K!
ai hopes to go to India one day, but needz to find somewone else to go with me.
and a lot more munnies.
It iz prittee,izn’t it?? An there ar menee, menee, menee moar – awl byootful an different. India iz sheer majik.
leeza-b – ar YOO wif teh cheezfrenz??? If yoo joyn, wee cud talk! Whhoooo knowz wuat cud happen.
But alas. Wif teh crashing US dollar – we wud indeed need lotz of munnies.
Noe *blush*, ai has not had teh honnor uv being invited befoar!
ai no people says ennyone is welkum but ai am a bit shai abowt those things, evun when peeple sayz no invyte is ness, necc, urm, needed, ai still feelz bettur when ai get wun!
hao duz I get there?
itz funnie abowt India, ai hav brot it up with frendz befoar but they seem wurried abowt langwage, and pawsible violins, etc.. but everyplais I have been peeple hav been nice when u are nice to them!
o hai leeza-b! langwaj nawt a problem heer reely, at leest in moast big sityz an eeben in smaller plaisez wer peepz is yoozed tu forrin bizzitorz. at leest bizitorz who speekz englandish iz fyne. enuf ub uz speeks yur langwaj, eeben iffn yu dont speek enny ub owr 22 main langwajiz an hunnertz ub dialex.
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violins iz nawt a ishoo unless yu’z goin tu kashmir, teh norf eest, awr sum berry poor billijez (no turistz goez der ennywai — dere’z noe hotelz awr shopz awr ennyfing). yu kin stil goe to dem iffn yu wif sumwun hu knoez doze plaisez wel (a jewish-merrykan coupl i knoe bizzited kashmir wif noe problem cuz dey wif a lokal famly. dey sai teihr kab dryver dint eeben knoe wut jewz iz, an wuz delited tu fynd dey berry simmiler tu muslimz becuz dey haz bris fer lidl boyz!) but eeben if yu leebz owt teh “daynjerus” plaisez, dere still mush tu see! ai haz libbed heer fur 31 yeerz an hazn’t seen eeben haf!
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ai fink wut bizitorz jus needz tu bring tu india iz a oapen mynd to aksep gud an bad fingz dey gonna see, an awl teh hagglin skilz dey got.
ohai moe! fanks for teh informashuns!
teh hagglin skillz, ai do haz them! but onlee for a limited time, cuz teh hagglin doez make u a littul tired when u dont do it everee dai!
one dai ai hope to make it to yur byootiful countrie. To see the peepuls and lovlee monumentz liek the tazh mahal (and ai kno there is much moer!), and eets teh yummee fuds!
leeza-b – heer it is. Reallee – all ar welcome. Signing in iz purrhaps trikeee – ai had to do it at leest twice. Moast ebfeebuddee whoo iz there can tell yoo what to do.
http://www.groups.yahoo.com/group/cheezfrenz/
An – yooo alll out there – ebreebuddee iz wwelcome!!!
Zo de smile IZ reel!
On jungl crooz, dey trayde 3 shrunkin heeds fur wun uff yourz!
dat sownds liek a gud trade! arent 3 heds bettur than wun??
*sigh* I can has reed teh commints B4 u post? I iz gettin boreded wif bein told is not reel lolefunt fur teh elebenty-lebenth time. Picshur made me laff NEways. Duz dat meen iz not reel joy?
Too mush know-it-all-ness, not enuf playfulness, IMO.
Yup!
How do you know there are two elephants in your refrigerator?
You can hear giggling when the light goes out.
Wut did teh kitteh say to teh elolfunt?
*meow*
Pittypat:
I’d never heard your joke before, so I gave it cheeseburgers.
You had 5 votes, now you have 3.
Hello!!!!! Command Central!!!!!
Something’s wrong with the cheeseburgers again!!!!
Pittypat – I truly apologize. I will eat cheeseburgers at your table, but I would never steal them. Not even the LCB steals them – she takes only what is lent – hey, no beef for Lent, you weren’t using them anyway, rite? Still, apologies. f.r.
i dont beeleef u are a massif beef theef!
(watta relief)
ai luvs elolphant jokes!
whut iz teh differens btw an elolphant and an asprin?
wun is big grey and baggie and teh other is small whyte and smooth!
How duz u know an elolphant iz in ur bed?
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.
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Hez got an E on hiz pajamas.
Yoo can smells teh peenut budder on hims breaf…
noooes. dats hao you tells if heez in teh baftub.
Q: How do you get down from an elephant?
u doeznt get down frum elolphants, u gets down frum ducks!
hao duz an elolphant hide in a cherry tree?
he paynts hiz toenails red
Has u evver seen an elolphant in a cherry tree?
See! It werks!!
Nao, thass bedder!
I wudda sed 2 sets of footprints in teh jello.
Noooo! Footyprince in dah BUTTER is how you noez dat dere’s an elolfunt in yer frigerator.
datz hao i tells, lukat teh buttah.
Q: Wot is grey, haz fore legz, anna trunk?
A: a maus goin on holidae.
Nah. I yooses carree-on luggages.
Den hoo is leeving teh footprints in mah jello?
teh rhino.
Wut do you get wen you cross an elephant wif a rhino?
Elephino!
(hell if I know!)
Dat why eloliphant an rhino is giggling wen teh lite goes out?
This is one of those inspirational posters in the making. Prepare to see this on a magnet, matted picture, or in your meeting room soon.
Demotivation: Sometimes the best solution to morale problems is just to fire all of the unhappy people.
Mah sprinkler system, let me show U him
R i happy?
I R SO happy!!1
teh munkee, he getted drunk, adn sits on teh lolaphant’s trunk, teh lolaphant sneezeded, adn fell on his neez, adn dat wuz teh edn of teh monk, teh monk, teh monk, teh monk, dat wuz teh edn of teh monk!
lolephants r sew kewel. heer in thighland they be eberywhere, mahoots taykes them owt 2 be rode by hyoomans oar fed teh shoogga cain. Not so grate, akchewally. C bebehs all tiymez too. Iz gud 2 c pikchhures of happee lelef ants radder den sad onez.
O hai, somuchlove. Yoo reelee liv in thighland???? Neet!!! An – ai dont remember seeing yur nayme befoar.
Hav yoo just been lurking??? if so – pleese com joyne us down heer. It’s LOTSA fun.
moe lives in Mumbai – but ai dont think there ar do mennee elleyfants in Mumbai.
Hoep to see yoo soon again!
teh blak-an-wite foto (elefint in trafik) ai linked abov iz a foto i taekd neer mai howse!! nawt menny elefintz in mumbai, iz troo, but in india yu awlwayz seez jus enuf ub ennyfing tu keep yur mynd open tu awl posse billitiez!
Oh Hai JCH4K! yah, ai be lurkin. Post sumtimez butt all wayz rite daon bottem – ai posts wid da fishez! Iz gud too meat fellowe souf eester azia peeps, iz speshall ondeed. The lolephants and lolkittehs bringz us togedder.
piece.
And oh hai moe, az well =) mai brainz bee knot werkin todaiye soz.
This is not a real elephant.
psssst…..mebbe U r not reel
i seen taht on sum modurn art wunce…
“Ce n’est pas un éléphant”
Invisible Bongos
is dat HOT MISER!??
I don’t care if it’s not a real elephant. It’s given me a good smile and is like a strong shot of sunshine. I’m happy to look at it.
Reel, no reel, who carez?
JOY all that matterz! Dis piccy all the joyz in the wurld fur 2day! Big smile, I gotz it now.
Oh, noes. We don’t have enough posters telling us that this isn’t a real elephant!
We need at least 100 more!
^dat nawt a reel donkee in kafleen’s avatar^ It be frum teh moovee Shrek! Do nawt be fooled.
OMG! thisncat, I laffed so HARD and LOUD!!
DAT wuz priceless!!!
tanks kafleen, you said that waaaay more civil than i would have been. but then, i’m pretty grumpy today. i’ll go look at the elephant some more, maybe that will make me happier
ohai … if you goez back up-thread a bit, i poasted a linky to a picher ob a real live loliphant, equally joyuz, so peoples can enjoy bofe. itz strange, teh first “nawt a real elyfunt” post was qwite teh nice, an frenly, I thot. tehn later they get meener. the next 100 shud be reeely fun
OHAIPDB *gigglolz*
snerk
ehrm…
yooo gais…
dis b FAEK lolefuhnt!
awl de joi r FAEK.
plz stop FAEK joi nao, kthnxbai.
Wun….
oooohhh….dat wuz good, too!!!!
Guise? Are u sittin’ down? I have some braking nooz 4 u.
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Rly, r u sittin’ down? If not, grab some chair pronto!
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Ok, reddy? Here comes teh nooz.
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Kafleen, sit back DOWN!
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No, that Kafleen standed up issn’t teh nooz. Here it is.
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That elolphant? It’s — HAY! Do I has to come around and tie u guise to ur chairs? Don’t think I won’t do it.
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*mutter under bref*
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Now whare was I? Oh, yeah. *cleers throat* The elolphant is not reel. Film at elebenty.
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Ok, u can all get up now. O noes!!1! They all fainted! Someone find teh CCC and bring teh smelly salts, stat!
Toooo…………..
*knocks on door*
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Lolegram for Cheezpeeps! Lolegram for Cheezpeeps!
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R u teh Cheezpeeps? I can see some ID, plz? Thx.
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*looks at ID, snikkers at bad picshur, hands ID back*
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OK, here is ur messidge: “Elolphant fake STOP Cancel joy STOP Kthxbai STOP Gotta go STOP”
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*smiles engagingly, holds out paw for tip*
an a tip yoo shall hav!! *digz in pokket* luk – ai found this ruppee – it iz awl yurs.
Enjoi – oh – ai furgot. Sorree. Joy iz canceled. Just teh “en” tehn.
ummmm
skyoooze me?
umm, what if, like, we alreddy useded the joyz? and it’s, like, 2 layte to cancel them?
just askin.
Sir, I is just teh messindger. If u would like to send a telolgram to teh knoitall trolls I can delibber it. Otherwise…
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*smiles engagingly, holds out paw for tip*
Here’s ur tip….
*points at semi full of:*
Anchovies
Butterfingers
Cheezburgers
DoNots
Ellyphunts (stuffed sawftee wuns)
Farce
Giglols
Happies
Ice Cream
Jack in teh boxes
Klondike Bars
Lemon Pies
Men Who Clean Up After Themselves AND are smoldering Hot
Nuts
Orange Juliuses
Peanuts for teh sawfee ellyphunts
Quips
Rare Jewels furr teh burrglurr in u
Sawtee Blankees fur ur sad times
Tea
Umbrella furr teh rainee times wiff hearts on under side frum ur friens
Valentines
Warm Fuzzies
X….
Yummies
Zebras….caws dey will hoof ennywun hoo tries too steel ur booty.
Um…can u tell I like ur posts, now?
Thx, Kafleen! I specially likes teh “M” one. But they is all mah favrites.
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I am currently stuck in prehistoric times over on teh “prehistoric trilobites” pic, but there is sposedly a reskew effort underway. Once I am back in teh now I will fail mahself of ur generuss tip.
“avail”
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I will *avail* mahself.
We gotta be “smoldering hot”, too?
…crap…
only as much as we do.
:toothygrin:
I needs teh joy too mr elphunt kthx.
Ceiling Cat is watching you
enjoy a climactic squirt from your trunk
NAWTY BARN FR U.
RIET NAOW.
[g'SNERK]
WOOHOO!
oh…govnur, is taht u?
I swerz. Wen ai postud bout da elolfunt, dere was no udder posteses about it.
Wud notta postud da eckoe if dere had been anudder post.
Sew sawry.
I knows…I replied to what I thot wuz furst ‘fake elolphant’ commentx, added the animatronix reply…now came back and ders elebendy moar commentz ahead of dat one….wordpress. Plus ICHC is makin my puter borked each time it haz to reload….so, i be givin it a rest naow.
oh, heh heh…dat wuz ur comment i replied to. lolz
srsly!! I thot maybee it was juss me. but ICHC been verry verry sloooooooow for teh last 2 daze!
Sunnshyne, akshually, yer post wuz the one ai wuz referring to as bein nice, an frenly. So no pologies necessry, if yew asks me.
Thenkyoo, den, Phillipe…and Mercy buckets.
Iz a reel eLoLobot. ELoLobotz deezerve joy too. Livving at Dizneeland makez Plastiderm joyouss. Yay.
Yoo ar SOOOO rite!!1
U gets the Look-on-teh-Brite-Side award of teh day, drb!
Plastiderm, FTW!
omg we’ve stumbled on the secret bathing of the indian Elephants. It’s ok folks their all wearing their trunks.
He isnt a real elephant it is one of the elephants from The Jungle Cruise at Disney
No! Are yu sure?
Hmmm…maybe
But I thinks hez reel.
WATR IZ SRS BZNZ.
luks to me liek faik elefunt statchoo
Wait, whut?
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U meen is not reel elolphant?
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WHY DIDDENT SOMEBUDDY SAY SO SOONER???
Freee………
She’s so wrinkly because she’s been sitting in that shower for 53 years…
Gobby, u’n'me are such dorks..dat’s the same thing I said when I saw this picture!
Iz ABSATIVELY, POSILUTELY, a reel elolfant, Ai is shure.! (he be jes waring his
plastik elolfant soot dat skweertz owt fake watur frum his trunque. Dis be a
lef-ovur caustume frum Haloweeyne).
Seams veree famylyure. Ware has Ai hurd dis commint befoar????
Iz totaly presh! I thot it wuz reel tho…
even tho tis is faker…is OK yoose uv mai wunderfull naim!
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Oh, does this meen we has to pay u royalties.
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Or should that be “joyalties”?
yes to da joyalties! can maek paymunt in burgrs!
No make me LOL while I drinkin’ soda!
I’re so happy, I cud jus spit!
Iz from Disneyland rite? Iz just as cul as reel lolaphant =]
WHUT??? U meen it’s *gasp* NOT REEL?
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ALERT TEH MEEDIA!
*snurts too self, wundering….will last lame lingering post say, “It’s not real.” ?*
is not real…but is spectakuler.
yesh.
hahaha dis frum mah werk!
I have no idea if someone said it. Cause there’s about a billion comments. But, unfortunately, this isn’t a real elephant.
I discovered this picture about 2 weeks ago, and initially felt and shared the same joy. And then was immediately pissed off to find that it’s a damn statue in Florida.
Iz Creepy O_O
Meh. FAKE elephant ruins the fun.
lolol that elephant is a fake 1 frum Disney World. Its plastic! lol
Iz nut a reel Lolphant! Iz anu-muh-tronik!
/me wishes this could be favoritable
This is not from Disneyland or from the Rain forest Cafe or anything else. This Elephant is found at the Wild Rivers! in Irvine California in the Lazy River ride. Just to clear it up for everyone.
That’s not in front of the Rainforest Cafe…That’s on Jungle Cruise at Disney’s Magic Kingdom>w> Trust me, I go alot.