Comments on: give him a shove in 3…2…1…

By: inic

inic — Sat, 22 May 2010 04:08:32 +0000

itteh bitteh evil kitteh commiteh eeted frends hed

By: inic

inic — Sat, 22 May 2010 04:05:25 +0000

kitteh lern goggie padl yestrdaey.

By: debbie

debbie — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 00:50:14 +0000

teh ninja kitteh gets teh cheezburgs.

By: JumpinShrimp

JumpinShrimp — Mon, 06 Apr 2009 13:31:08 +0000

I love the itty bitty kitteh commite. YOU PEOPLE SHOULD MAKE MORE!!! You would be on Santa’s good list…

By: Khan

Khan — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 04:19:13 +0000

ahm preeteh shur thats ‘invisible shoppin’ kart’ cat is teh bakroun

By: Smee

Smee — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 02:15:32 +0000

butbutbut that’s a girl cat!!!
look at the colors. orange, black, and white. only female catys can be orange AND black. it’s very extremely rare for a male cat to be orange and black. if by some odd, rare chance a tomcat is orange and black, he will be sterile.

By: Aditya

Aditya — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 13:52:50 +0000

Awesome pic!! Awesome Blog

By: Paul

Paul — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 05:51:27 +0000

NO NOZ!
DIS BE A MAJOR FAKE
Invisble shopping cart cat cannut b in diz…

By: kitsunerina

kitsunerina — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 04:17:48 +0000

That wun goze bedder wif da loleffant…

By: greasycat

greasycat — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 03:22:11 +0000

Seems like nobody eber ‘spects teh spanich inquisition kitteh.

By: kafleen

kafleen — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 02:15:47 +0000

Benedryl duz wundurrs fur bad foods and drinks.

I has had food allergee hedaches dat wur ebbun wurs dan migraines…till I
lerned to use Benedryl…it is a life saver.

By: Tessie

Tessie — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 01:53:44 +0000

I no there is aromatherapy oyl:

http://www.escential.net/index.asp?PageAction=VIEWPROD&ProdID=7224

By: Jenniffuurr

Jenniffuurr — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 01:04:24 +0000

Mygraynez r so much a purt ov mai lyfe, taht wen we wuz gonna moove an wuz lukkin at new howses, I’d sai hoo caers if it’s got teh moast modren fixchures an amin…umen…um, stuff taht iz reelly nyce, duz it hav a hed-heelin-hidey-hole? I feelz a sad 4 mai kittehs wen mai hed is on backwurds, cuz tehy wanna cuddle an purr, but evan teh sawftist purr hurtz.
.
LCB, do u spose lukkin at teh kyute bebe kittehs enuff 2 splort wud releeve teh preshur? I juss mite trai taht nex tyme. Cud b noo therapee…

By: teenie

teenie — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 00:45:18 +0000

Ai eets wut Ai wants, mostlee, den haz a diet soda…regyooler soda iz mostlee mayd wif hy fruktose corm sirrup, en Ai’s alerjik 2 corms. fr sum reezin, Ai haz mor lerjiks frum corm sirrup dan frum playn corm (lyke corm on teh kob…NOM NOM NOM!), so Ai tryz not 2 eet or drink stuf wif teh sirrup. sumtymez Ai gets weerd lookz acuz Ai iz kynda skinnee en Ai ax fr diet soda…or acuz Ai haz a jynormus slyce uv peetsa en sum bredstix en sum sallid en sum choklit puddingz en sum mor peetsa, en den sum diet soda…ok, maybee Ai’s teh onlee wun dat finks itz phunnee…

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 00:39:08 +0000

It is very much a lot of no fun. But I is learning to reed teh warning sines and take precosh… precocious… precarious… um, to take steps in advance to avoid too much hurtings.

By: teenie

teenie — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 00:37:25 +0000

binglol!

By: teenie

teenie — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 00:36:51 +0000

and nyce red yooniformz…

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 00:25:06 +0000

Oh lolcatburglar an Jenniffuurr – ai ar so sorree to heer taht yoo both suffer frum the mygranes. That must bee terribul. Reelee.

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 00:22:32 +0000

Eezier – ai hope

http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2007/10/07/door-cat-subbing-for-ceiling-cat/

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 00:13:41 +0000

Ebreetiem ai think of snafutti driving up with the trukload ov floof – LOL – an thisncat jumping up an down on the trampoleen – drinking teh martooonees!!!!

Thiz wun iz a classik!!! LOLOLLOL!!

By: kag

kag — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 23:45:29 +0000

Dat one easi to rememberer. Where else would doorcat stand?

icanhascheezburger.com/2007/10/07/door-cat-subbing-for-ceiling-cat/

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 23:41:02 +0000

oh, kom on, yoo noe yoo wantz too….

By: Hyla's Brook

Hyla's Brook — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 23:21:26 +0000

Eggsactlee! Dats a SHE Kitteh takin a drink nawt a HE kitteh!

By: Phillipe d'Beaker

Phillipe d'Beaker — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 23:09:59 +0000

close — so close.
if i hadn’t of putted down my coffee
jus before i reads this
wudda been cleening my computer screen
of snofflage
fur shoor.
FTW, kag

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 22:59:55 +0000

Oh, and one moar that might be on teh kwiz:
.
Teh door is ajar.

By: magnificat

magnificat — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 22:15:52 +0000

but the splenda and diet soda duz nawt rot teh teef. haz to fink sumtaims.

By: magnificat

magnificat — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 22:10:04 +0000

Yu wuz up 2 urly in the mawnin and mebee dint seed she wuz 3 culers b4 yu speeked. Az ai scrul daon ai finds moar peeps noz baot teh claicos

By: magnificat

magnificat — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 22:02:26 +0000

yeh. hu sez “him”? wen haz 3 colors is calico gurl. almos nebah boiz is calico. gotz 2 dem gurls here. sum dai teks picshur to shoz yu. wen lurns hao.

By: Crafty Witch

Crafty Witch — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 21:19:42 +0000

Calico kitteh almost always female. Sumtimes get male calico w/XXY. Male like that can’t b father. Still, what r odds? Prolly female.

By: lolnascar

lolnascar — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 20:52:50 +0000

yesh kag, uz got it nao…doan mess up NEmoar posts!!11!!
im j/k to you and da knowitalltrollz are tiresome

By: kag

kag — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 19:35:01 +0000

Lemme see if I gots this strait:
The caleco is a gurl.
The lolefant is artimafishul.
The jaguar is a cheetah.

I has to study *so* hard for this site…

By: big mama cat

big mama cat — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 18:41:15 +0000

give HER a shove you mean!!!!!!!!

By: Jenniffuurr

Jenniffuurr — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 18:26:11 +0000

Wunce wen mai hed wuz feelin gud, I red teh labul on mai mygrane meds, an wuz sprized 2 c a lrg part ov teh “activ ingreejints” wuz caffeen! Teh uthur parts wuz stuff taht disruptid mai givadammer…mai hed still hurtz, but hoo caers?!?

By: cratz

cratz — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 18:16:22 +0000

Callyco iz juss pretending she duzzent notice teh udder kitteh sneeking up behine her. Wen he tuches her, sheel flip him over her shoalders rite into teh pool! SPLASSH!!! Wut a surprize fur mr. witekitteh!

By: sf

sf — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 18:12:59 +0000

Mebbe “Splish Splash, I was taking a baf”?

By: Chris

Chris — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 18:12:13 +0000

that kind of colour (tricoloured kitteh!) is always female due to genetics… so “he” should be replaced by “she”

By: zippee!!!

zippee!!! — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 18:00:25 +0000

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 17:50:50 +0000

I usedta werk wif somebuddy who drinked teh coca-soda in teh mornings when she hads a hangover. Teh eferv… effortvest… teh fizzitude is what halped, she sed.
.
I keeps reggular pespi on hand 4 when I gets a mygrain. Teh syrup halps wif teh kweezyness, teh shugars and caffeens halp too. But I either normally donut drink soda or if I does I prefers diet soda. I drinks watter wif meals unless there is fine shampagny available.

By: D.R.

D.R. — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 17:23:49 +0000

Is noht publik parke

Is reely big water deesh

By: Tessie

Tessie — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 17:18:38 +0000

I had co-wurker hoo HATED koffee and tee. So she relied on Co-cola for her caffeen (wich we all no is wun uv the basik fud groops). I like Co-cola, and I understand the need for a minnymum rekwirement of caffeen — but srsly, at 6 AM wif scrambled eggs?

By: Tessie

Tessie — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 17:15:01 +0000

Sum yeerz bak, on a long drive, we saw a calico kitteh ridin in a car. One uv my frends refurred to kitteh as “he”. I correkted, “Thatz a SHE”. The response wuz, “You REELY has good I-sight!”

By: Tessie

Tessie — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 17:12:22 +0000

Braaains… braaains…

By: Tasha B.

Tasha B. — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 16:24:07 +0000

I tried that with mah kitteh once, result:
one wet, not amused kitteh, and my scratched arms…

please check my lolz
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/pictures-by-Tasha-B./lolz

By: onceajinx

onceajinx — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 16:22:54 +0000

I wuz finkin maybee moar liek Lori Petty in Tank Girl, wher dey in da bordello, an dey awl seeng “Let’s Do It”, an da gurls R dansin in da wadder in shinee secksee owtfits….

By: thisncat

thisncat — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 16:07:22 +0000

layter

By: thisncat

thisncat — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 16:06:53 +0000

wun hour ayter after wachin Al Green an Tawkin Heads videohs….”take meh tu deh waater…” Thanks guyz for teh stroll down memoree layne

By: NOhara24

NOhara24 — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 15:50:32 +0000

shoooooped

By: Feelionophiliac

Feelionophiliac — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 15:49:07 +0000

Sum folkz tink, dat iffn teh doktur tellzem 2 “Watch yur waat!” it b eezier 2 watch it iffn itz owt der in front ob u.
Wun fren duzunt run — sez it maakz teh ice jump owt ob his drink!
‘Sfunneh: wen weez helthee, wee don kar wut wee eetz, so mutch.
Peepz who haz had der furst hart attak bery offen start 2 eet betteh, but it beez a liddul laat 4 dem.
Meh, ai wunna do a lawt moar laffin, so ai traiz 2 eet gud stuffz.

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 15:24:03 +0000

How ’bout some gosplol?
.
(singing)
Drink from the Watter
Drink from the Watter, kitteh
Drink from the Watter
He’s gonna trubble the Watter
.
Who’s that yonder dressed in wite
Drink from the Watter
Must be teh kitteh ‘shopped in by sleight
He’s gonna trubble the Water

By: mary O'Spockn

mary O'Spockn — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 15:21:32 +0000

Handel water music wif fisshhheeeees!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZfpXNp-D7n0&feature=related