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revenge is sweet-dat’ll show him to gib me dat wet willie
BWAAAHAHAHAHAHA
dat be my ebil laff. aer yu skeered?
no? twy dis BWAHAHAHAHAHAHACHOOOO!
dat dint come out kwite rite.
bwess yoo, MoS.
und Gesundheit!
fakes! (datz “fanks” wif a code in by nodes)
“Mai laff iz a ebil laff…hahahahahah”
(sorta Firefly ref. sowwy.)
but mary? Gratz on nawt sekkond! We danse fur yoo? Mebbe Da Swim?
(but ai fink da viktum kat iz a gurl….)
Fanks! do da swim, i watch n lern!
sujeschun fur propreeate muzik?
Handel’s Water Music? (might be sum kinda rap)
Tawkin Hedds “Tayke Mee to teh Riveh”! (Push mee in teh watter…)
tek me to da rivah Al Green (chek out dem cool duds)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Tgm7v284JI&feature=related
wun hour ayter after wachin Al Green an Tawkin Heads videohs….”take meh tu deh waater…” Thanks guyz for teh stroll down memoree layne
layter
Handel water music wif fisshhheeeees!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZfpXNp-D7n0&feature=related
How ’bout some gosplol?
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(singing)
Drink from the Watter
Drink from the Watter, kitteh
Drink from the Watter
He’s gonna trubble the Watter
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Who’s that yonder dressed in wite
Drink from the Watter
Must be teh kitteh ’shopped in by sleight
He’s gonna trubble the Water
Mebbe “Splish Splash, I was taking a baf”?
That wun goze bedder wif da loleffant…
Iz trooz! Seh iz teh kalliko! mah kalliko hatez bean cwald boi. Iz gurrl, an wil pruv it wid hur 5 poyhntee ens!
buzzackly…..sinse calico is teh gurl, mebbe it is hur tihnking bawt givving
taht boi a shove!
Callyco iz juss pretending she duzzent notice teh udder kitteh sneeking up behine her. Wen he tuches her, sheel flip him over her shoalders rite into teh pool! SPLASSH!!! Wut a surprize fur mr. witekitteh!
Eggsactlee! Dats a SHE Kitteh takin a drink nawt a HE kitteh!
Mines shur wud! Shez a GRRRL kitteh!
yeh. hu sez “him”? wen haz 3 colors is calico gurl. almos nebah boiz is calico. gotz 2 dem gurls here. sum dai teks picshur to shoz yu. wen lurns hao.
Concat Mary! what shud we do to celebrate?
Water danses?
aer water danzes like synkronized swimmin? sounds lublee.
I were tinking like the lolelephant in the earlier pic
I just maded it up, we enters the pools and splashes around
waterz and haz lotsa fun.
Den we canz all drinks coffeez with hot choclits and lay in da sun
lyke the kittehs
Congrats Mary O!
how bout wattur dans followed by seachronized swimmin?
a medley of akwatic delites!
mai esther williamz impresshun, let me show u it!
Swim… glide…swim… glide
Twirl…..glide…twirl… glide
Nao… put wun leg up a sink under da watter….
*coff coff*
remember to hold yur breff!!
Ok, but under NO SIRCOMSTANSES should u let me put onna sparkly swimsoot and clime way up high to a swing overhed. That way lies madness.
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http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2007/11/01/fail-3/#comment-137550
I wuz finkin maybee moar liek Lori Petty in Tank Girl, wher dey in da bordello, an dey awl seeng “Let’s Do It”, an da gurls R dansin in da wadder in shinee secksee owtfits….
oh, kom on, yoo noe yoo wantz too….
Ebreetiem ai think of snafutti driving up with the trukload ov floof – LOL – an thisncat jumping up an down on the trampoleen – drinking teh martooonees!!!!
Thiz wun iz a classik!!! LOLOLLOL!!
oooooohooooohhooooo….
mufassa!!!
*shivvers*
Oh mai. Wehre ar mah mannahs??
Congratz tu yoo, Mary!!
Wut may wii serb yoo to celebrate? An duz yoo haz a danz ov choyce? Mebbe seekronized svimmink?
looks like dere’s enuf here fur a synchromiced swim teem! Yay!
if we all goin swimmin, then we all B reddy wit swimmin caps n prepared fur potenshall cyootness.
yep. wif fleurz onnum.
that kind of colour (tricoloured kitteh!) is always female due to genetics… so “he” should be replaced by “she”
Calico kitteh almost always female. Sumtimes get male calico w/XXY. Male like that can’t b father. Still, what r odds? Prolly female.
Pwning your neighbours, u r doin it right.
lurker kitteh finally makes move…
sry- dat wuz a test poast to see if teh poasting wuz wrkin. parentlee, ’tis fixd.
Watch out! Look behind you!
Baby brudder kitteh wants to push his sis in dah water.
don’t do it kitteh Uz will be sowee
Zombee cat want brainz. deelishus, nootrishus, n well-hydrated.
Our chief weapon is surprise…surprise and fear…fear and surprise…
an a funnaktikul debicashun to da pope?
an rooflez effishunsea
An comfees chayrs. Wez teh kittehs, after awls.
and nyce red yooniformz…
Seems like nobody eber ’spects teh spanich inquisition kitteh.
Lolphant frum lass picher, bout tu squrt dem bof!
Wite kitteh sayz “Oh noez”!
thought that kitty looked familiar….. http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/05/invisible-shopping-cart.jpg
hahaa, dey try to be soo cleber…doze silleh fotochopperz.
Oh noes! Photoshoped ninja’d!
Photoshopz pix is teh sux0rs, no LOLz.
binglol!
That’s “Give HER a shove!” Dudes! She’s a calico. That means she’s a GIRL! (And she knows he’s there, and knows HE’LL be the one who ends up in the water.)
*lookin chagrined* sowy. i wus twyin to fink fast.
Yu wuz up 2 urly in the mawnin and mebee dint seed she wuz 3 culers b4 yu speeked. Az ai scrul daon ai finds moar peeps noz baot teh claicos
Yeah… wat ironwing said.
Ai lurves calikoes! Mai kitteh iz a caliko. Dey is lyk snowfrakes – no 2 aliek.
Ebben clonsed cali cats arnt aliek: http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2003/01/21/tech/main537380.shtml
Sum yeerz bak, on a long drive, we saw a calico kitteh ridin in a car. One uv my frends refurred to kitteh as “he”. I correkted, “Thatz a SHE”. The response wuz, “You REELY has good I-sight!”
unsuspecktin kitteh doez not noe she is abowt to get an unskeduled baff…..:shock:
heeeeey iz shopping cat makin an appeerenz!1!
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/01/29/invisible-shopping-cart/
I thot so tew. *nod*
Nawt to wurry. Kitteh tuuk swymming lessns las yr in Joone adn ken naow du teh bakstroak veree wel.
Teh kittehstroke mebbeh? Kittehs not gon do teh dawgpaggles!
Pool kitteh sez: Oh, cabana boy! Wherz mah imbisible drinks?
Aym so thirsty, I hazta drink dis watur in teh meentiem . . .
teh byootiful nymph Echo could only gaze on,
as her beeluvvid Narcissus admyrt hisself.
Oar mebbe dis tyme Echo getz teh rebbenj, addmyre self whyl nars- narrsis– stukonhisself Narcissus luks awn!
Wurd!
Echo wuz wastin hur tiem. suld go fynd somwuns not gons turn into fleurs. Kittehs
muchy mor senssiblys, ai finks.
YES, YES, DO IT NOW!
He’z so preoccupide!
Hay, speaking of getting a drink, the young (clothed) guy in line in front of me this morning at teh baglol place where I getted mah coffee made me laff when he placed his order: “turkey sausage and egg white on a whole wheat bagel, and a large Coke.”
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Eating healfy: ur doin it rong. Well, not completely rite anyhow.
U’d reellee snurt at mee….I eets wuttebbur crap I wunts, and den, if I has coffee
wiff it, puts in teh Splenda.
Not caws I am tryin to watch my weight…(i sees it expanding all arown me) but
because I seereeusllee lub teh taste bettur dan sugar!
O, Kafleen, I wouldn’t laff at u. I’d laff near u!
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Whut was amusing to me about this guy’s order was that we both were getting teh same thing only he was choosing teh “smart” options and as he ordered I feeled a lil gilty about not bein’ smarter about mah own breffist. So when he said “large Coke” I feeled better, specially since I was getting black coffees wif no shugars. It also reminded me of teh “6 cheezburgers, large frys, 6 nuggitz — no make it 9 –, a apple pie and a diet soda,” which is mainly why I laffed.
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I did laff kwietly to mahself and not in his face, FWIW.
but the splenda and diet soda duz nawt rot teh teef. haz to fink sumtaims.
Ai eets wut Ai wants, mostlee, den haz a diet soda…regyooler soda iz mostlee mayd wif hy fruktose corm sirrup, en Ai’s alerjik 2 corms. fr sum reezin, Ai haz mor lerjiks frum corm sirrup dan frum playn corm (lyke corm on teh kob…NOM NOM NOM!), so Ai tryz not 2 eet or drink stuf wif teh sirrup. sumtymez Ai gets weerd lookz acuz Ai iz kynda skinnee en Ai ax fr diet soda…or acuz Ai haz a jynormus slyce uv peetsa en sum bredstix en sum sallid en sum choklit puddingz en sum mor peetsa, en den sum diet soda…ok, maybee Ai’s teh onlee wun dat finks itz phunnee…
Sum folkz tink, dat iffn teh doktur tellzem 2 “Watch yur waat!” it b eezier 2 watch it iffn itz owt der in front ob u.
Wun fren duzunt run — sez it maakz teh ice jump owt ob his drink!
‘Sfunneh: wen weez helthee, wee don kar wut wee eetz, so mutch.
Peepz who haz had der furst hart attak bery offen start 2 eet betteh, but it beez a liddul laat 4 dem.
Meh, ai wunna do a lawt moar laffin, so ai traiz 2 eet gud stuffz.
I had co-wurker hoo HATED koffee and tee. So she relied on Co-cola for her caffeen (wich we all no is wun uv the basik fud groops). I like Co-cola, and I understand the need for a minnymum rekwirement of caffeen — but srsly, at 6 AM wif scrambled eggs?
I usedta werk wif somebuddy who drinked teh coca-soda in teh mornings when she hads a hangover. Teh eferv… effortvest… teh fizzitude is what halped, she sed.
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I keeps reggular pespi on hand 4 when I gets a mygrain. Teh syrup halps wif teh kweezyness, teh shugars and caffeens halp too. But I either normally donut drink soda or if I does I prefers diet soda. I drinks watter wif meals unless there is fine shampagny available.
Wunce wen mai hed wuz feelin gud, I red teh labul on mai mygrane meds, an wuz sprized 2 c a lrg part ov teh “activ ingreejints” wuz caffeen! Teh uthur parts wuz stuff taht disruptid mai givadammer…mai hed still hurtz, but hoo caers?!?
Oh lolcatburglar an Jenniffuurr – ai ar so sorree to heer taht yoo both suffer frum the mygranes. That must bee terribul. Reelee.
It is very much a lot of no fun. But I is learning to reed teh warning sines and take precosh… precocious… precarious… um, to take steps in advance to avoid too much hurtings.
Mygraynez r so much a purt ov mai lyfe, taht wen we wuz gonna moove an wuz lukkin at new howses, I’d sai hoo caers if it’s got teh moast modren fixchures an amin…umen…um, stuff taht iz reelly nyce, duz it hav a hed-heelin-hidey-hole? I feelz a sad 4 mai kittehs wen mai hed is on backwurds, cuz tehy wanna cuddle an purr, but evan teh sawftist purr hurtz.
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LCB, do u spose lukkin at teh kyute bebe kittehs enuff 2 splort wud releeve teh preshur? I juss mite trai taht nex tyme. Cud b noo therapee…
I no there is aromatherapy oyl:
http://www.escential.net/index.asp?PageAction=VIEWPROD&ProdID=7224
Benedryl duz wundurrs fur bad foods and drinks.
I has had food allergee hedaches dat wur ebbun wurs dan migraines…till I
lerned to use Benedryl…it is a life saver.
shoooooped
I tried that with mah kitteh once, result:
one wet, not amused kitteh, and my scratched arms…
please check my lolz
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/pictures-by-Tasha-B./lolz
Braaains… braaains…
Is noht publik parke
Is reely big water deesh
give HER a shove you mean!!!!!!!!
Lemme see if I gots this strait:
The caleco is a gurl.
The lolefant is artimafishul.
The jaguar is a cheetah.
I has to study *so* hard for this site…
yesh kag, uz got it nao…doan mess up NEmoar posts!!11!!
im j/k to you and da knowitalltrollz are tiresome
Oh, and one moar that might be on teh kwiz:
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Teh door is ajar.
Dat one easi to rememberer. Where else would doorcat stand?
icanhascheezburger.com/2007/10/07/door-cat-subbing-for-ceiling-cat/
Eezier – ai hope
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2007/10/07/door-cat-subbing-for-ceiling-cat/
close — so close.
if i hadn’t of putted down my coffee
jus before i reads this
wudda been cleening my computer screen
of snofflage
fur shoor.
FTW, kag
NO NOZ!
DIS BE A MAJOR FAKE
Invisble shopping cart cat cannut b in diz…
Awesome pic!! Awesome Blog
butbutbut that’s a girl cat!!!
look at the colors. orange, black, and white. only female catys can be orange AND black. it’s very extremely rare for a male cat to be orange and black. if by some odd, rare chance a tomcat is orange and black, he will be sterile.
ahm preeteh shur thats ‘invisible shoppin’ kart’ cat is teh bakroun
I love the itty bitty kitteh commite. YOU PEOPLE SHOULD MAKE MORE!!! You would be on Santa’s good list…
teh ninja kitteh gets teh cheezburgs.