give him a shove in 3…2…1…
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revenge is sweet-dat’ll show him to gib me dat wet willie
BWAAAHAHAHAHAHA
dat be my ebil laff. aer yu skeered?
no? twy dis BWAHAHAHAHAHAHACHOOOO!
dat dint come out kwite rite.
bwess yoo, MoS.
und Gesundheit!
fakes! (datz “fanks” wif a code in by nodes)
“Mai laff iz a ebil laff…hahahahahah”
(sorta Firefly ref. sowwy.)
but mary? Gratz on nawt sekkond! We danse fur yoo? Mebbe Da Swim?
(but ai fink da viktum kat iz a gurl….)
Fanks! do da swim, i watch n lern!
sujeschun fur propreeate muzik?
Handel’s Water Music? (might be sum kinda rap)
Tawkin Hedds “Tayke Mee to teh Riveh”! (Push mee in teh watter…
tek me to da rivah Al Green (chek out dem cool duds)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Tgm7v284JI&feature=related
wun hour ayter after wachin Al Green an Tawkin Heads videohs….”take meh tu deh waater…” Thanks guyz for teh stroll down memoree layne
layter
Handel water music wif fisshhheeeees!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZfpXNp-D7n0&feature=related
How ’bout some gosplol?
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(singing)
Drink from the Watter
Drink from the Watter, kitteh
Drink from the Watter
He’s gonna trubble the Watter
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Who’s that yonder dressed in wite
Drink from the Watter
Must be teh kitteh ’shopped in by sleight
He’s gonna trubble the Water
Mebbe “Splish Splash, I was taking a baf”?
That wun goze bedder wif da loleffant…
Iz trooz! Seh iz teh kalliko! mah kalliko hatez bean cwald boi. Iz gurrl, an wil pruv it wid hur 5 poyhntee ens!
buzzackly…..sinse calico is teh gurl, mebbe it is hur tihnking bawt givving
taht boi a shove!
Callyco iz juss pretending she duzzent notice teh udder kitteh sneeking up behine her. Wen he tuches her, sheel flip him over her shoalders rite into teh pool! SPLASSH!!! Wut a surprize fur mr. witekitteh!
Eggsactlee! Dats a SHE Kitteh takin a drink nawt a HE kitteh!
Mines shur wud! Shez a GRRRL kitteh!
yeh. hu sez “him”? wen haz 3 colors is calico gurl. almos nebah boiz is calico. gotz 2 dem gurls here. sum dai teks picshur to shoz yu. wen lurns hao.
Concat Mary! what shud we do to celebrate?
Water danses?
aer water danzes like synkronized swimmin? sounds lublee.
I were tinking like the lolelephant in the earlier pic
I just maded it up, we enters the pools and splashes around
waterz and haz lotsa fun.
Den we canz all drinks coffeez with hot choclits and lay in da sun
lyke the kittehs
Congrats Mary O!
how bout wattur dans followed by seachronized swimmin?
a medley of akwatic delites!
mai esther williamz impresshun, let me show u it!
Swim… glide…swim… glide
Twirl…..glide…twirl… glide
Nao… put wun leg up a sink under da watter….
*coff coff*
remember to hold yur breff!!
Ok, but under NO SIRCOMSTANSES should u let me put onna sparkly swimsoot and clime way up high to a swing overhed. That way lies madness.
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http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2007/11/01/fail-3/#comment-137550
I wuz finkin maybee moar liek Lori Petty in Tank Girl, wher dey in da bordello, an dey awl seeng “Let’s Do It”, an da gurls R dansin in da wadder in shinee secksee owtfits….
oh, kom on, yoo noe yoo wantz too….
Ebreetiem ai think of snafutti driving up with the trukload ov floof - LOL - an thisncat jumping up an down on the trampoleen - drinking teh martooonees!!!!
Thiz wun iz a classik!!! LOLOLLOL!!
oooooohooooohhooooo….
mufassa!!!
*shivvers*
Oh mai. Wehre ar mah mannahs??
Congratz tu yoo, Mary!!
Wut may wii serb yoo to celebrate? An duz yoo haz a danz ov choyce? Mebbe seekronized svimmink?
looks like dere’s enuf here fur a synchromiced swim teem! Yay!
if we all goin swimmin, then we all B reddy wit swimmin caps n prepared fur potenshall cyootness.
yep. wif fleurz onnum.
that kind of colour (tricoloured kitteh!) is always female due to genetics… so “he” should be replaced by “she”
Calico kitteh almost always female. Sumtimes get male calico w/XXY. Male like that can’t b father. Still, what r odds? Prolly female.
Pwning your neighbours, u r doin it right.
lurker kitteh finally makes move…
sry- dat wuz a test poast to see if teh poasting wuz wrkin. parentlee, ’tis fixd.
Watch out! Look behind you!
Baby brudder kitteh wants to push his sis in dah water.
don’t do it kitteh Uz will be sowee
Zombee cat want brainz. deelishus, nootrishus, n well-hydrated.
Our chief weapon is surprise…surprise and fear…fear and surprise…
an a funnaktikul debicashun to da pope?
an rooflez effishunsea
An comfees chayrs. Wez teh kittehs, after awls.
and nyce red yooniformz…
Seems like nobody eber ’spects teh spanich inquisition kitteh.
Lolphant frum lass picher, bout tu squrt dem bof!
Wite kitteh sayz “Oh noez”!
thought that kitty looked familiar….. http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/05/invisible-shopping-cart.jpg
hahaa, dey try to be soo cleber…doze silleh fotochopperz.
Oh noes! Photoshoped ninja’d!
Photoshopz pix is teh sux0rs, no LOLz.
binglol!
That’s “Give HER a shove!” Dudes! She’s a calico. That means she’s a GIRL! (And she knows he’s there, and knows HE’LL be the one who ends up in the water.)
*lookin chagrined* sowy. i wus twyin to fink fast.
Yu wuz up 2 urly in the mawnin and mebee dint seed she wuz 3 culers b4 yu speeked. Az ai scrul daon ai finds moar peeps noz baot teh claicos
Yeah… wat ironwing said.
Ai lurves calikoes! Mai kitteh iz a caliko. Dey is lyk snowfrakes - no 2 aliek.
Ebben clonsed cali cats arnt aliek: http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2003/01/21/tech/main537380.shtml
Sum yeerz bak, on a long drive, we saw a calico kitteh ridin in a car. One uv my frends refurred to kitteh as “he”. I correkted, “Thatz a SHE”. The response wuz, “You REELY has good I-sight!”