mothers day kitteh
brings breakfast during parents special time
picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: boiling_man
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Ai dinnt see nutin…rely
Weerz alla ur furr?
Ai tawt U sed “No jumpin onna bed”…y u doin dat?
Funneh, kittehs dunt seem to du much jumpin durin… speshul tiem.
Kong-ratz, GeeNeeZcatz, on bein nawt-sekund! Wot wud yew liek?
rely, nutin..wut ai need therapy fur?
Sadly you cannot unsee what that cat just saw
GMTA!
ah cannut un-see wut haz bin seen …
Ceiling cat save meh, mah eyez iz burnin’!
didju see a noodly appendage??
U meen Mom is wiff teh Flyin Pasketti Monster?!!!! Oh, noes!!!
Hmmm……That wuz spozed to go under leeza-b’s comment way up dere, bout teh noodly appendage!
I gives up. Sumpin not rite wif teh wurdpresss 2day.
lol…ewwwwww….*makes note: “Become nun…”*
nun ub dis, nun ub dat….
O, hai.
yr god do not saves you
Ceiling Cat likes to watch tihs
celing cat watches so young kitteh duzzn’t hafta.
LA LA LA LA LA…
I can’t heer u, ch….
mai eis air burnin!!!!!
bwain bleech!!!!!
Mother’s Day Kitteh will always remember this day as the day his therapist started saving for a new Jaguar.
nd therrupizt alwez b remebburin dis dey as teh best dey ob his lief.
Watch owt wher yoo put da spayc in dat. the rapist? Do not want!!!
Not jaguar. CHETTAH.
Dis not lahk da book you giv me descwibed it!
* ob coorz, der wuz no pikturs*
Dere were pikchoors, but dey wuz ob root vegetababables.
Hee Hee…N burdz n Bz n flowerz n odder fingz
kitteh confoosed
tehre were pikchurs in teh book, but they were uf:
nut & bolt
USB plug & USB sockit
lamp & bulb
lunar module & command module
piston & cylinder
photon torpedo & exhaust port
train & tunnel
Oozinator
My. It’s gettin hot in heer, issn’t it?
.
*goes off to splash some cold watters on face*
….and really attractive hoomans. Wut happend?
aww… ai think kitteh wantz sum brekfust too!
feed teh kitteh!!
ackshuly, kitteh abouts to loose hiz breakfast…
tz all over the carpet now
En teh wurds ob Timmie frum da Farelee Odd Parints…
“No amownts ob therapy wyll eber mayke this rite.”
Oh, dear Jebus halp!
Itz Mommy and daddy makin’ teh mommydaddy……
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Not… Teh Parent Wif 2 Baks?!?
AAAArrrrggggggggg! Mindwerm!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pore kitteh iz tryin to keepe hims eyez frum poppin awt ov his hed. He be frozin in abjeckt dysbeleef in wut hims eyez iz seein.
We be goin ta hafta pries him offa teh breckfuss tayble tho.We duz nawt do dis rite naow howebber; hasta waite fur awyle, cuz der iz a ‘DO NOT DISTURB’ signe awn teh doar.
Muver’z Dey kitteh iz awlsew rufleee tew munfs erlee.
Nawt if hims in Engly End. Den hims layt.
Primal Seen leeds to primal screem!
“Wayt… wut… ur putting DAT in DAT?!?!?!!”
I COULD NOT UNSEE IT!!!
mee ai’s… dey burn1!!!!!
Britesh kitteh bringz muvvers day brekfkie 2 munfs too late and gets big shockz!!
Bad kitteh, you iz not a Yank yeh?
Jenurruss Kitteh
iz skarrd 4 lyfe. No can ’splayn
dis 2 herz Behbeez
Curreeawseetee
didn’tz kill t3h Cat. Juss maydz
herz verreh afrayd
Sum feengz arz besstest
leff unspakun. Mommeh willz nawtz
ebburr speek ubz dis
Jack.
curiosity killed the cat
satisfaction brought it back
Poor kitteh…iz scarred fur life.
Kitteh getz bad dose uv TMI.
*der goes dad-cat day…*
gud thing kitteh haz nyne libes. luks lyke he wuz skerred owta wun uv dem
You have to put in account the whole scene here…certainly a “Chuck Jones” Momemt:
1. Kitteh enters bedroom with much anticipation of the warm welcom it’l recieve from it’s timeless gift….
2. Parents don’t even notice thier kitteh enter…
3. Kitteh gapes and stares at them for a while…
4. Kitteh takes breakfeast and places it on the bedroom coutner still staring at them….
5. Kitteh walks out the door backwards..
6. Kitteh meekly whispers “you’re welcome…” down the hallway
Freakin’ brilliant.
Rly.
totully agrees. made me guffaw!
“Daddy, whyz you hurtin Momee??” =8.0
dis happind to me and my hoomin kitteh and her daddyez. She cumed in the doz and seyz Hai, i wuna wrassle!
*phew!*
relief!!!
Kittehs never care about “speshul time.”
Wish they did. It’s horribly disturbing to be having “married time” and then, the husband freezes, and then you freeze, when you see kitten head peering down at you over his shoulder, and it goes, “MEEEEEEEEEE!”
Mood killer extra-extra-ordinary.
Dat’s wen I wud invest in:
1. Therapist
2. Heavy Duty Door Lock
Is de therrapizt fur deh kitteh?
well, ja.
I had wuns walkded n awn parents “speshul tym”. Lukilee it b dark so ai c nuffin…but ai hurd it awl. I can has eer bleech?
Wuz n a cabn at a stayt park durin an SCA eevnt. It b teh countree dark.
“I juzt saw mai daddies harblz!!”
Eeeek!
That’s my Josie-my favorite picture & caption couldn’t be funnier!
kitteh wakz en on muttah an therapist togetuh….nowz whut?
they were probably makin his little bro or sis.