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oh noes! dese be mitosis, nawt cheetoes oar freetoeses!
Congratultiosis!
The agony of defeet
tastez liek cheezzz
FTW!
…yure too kind. is rilly corny.
Honey, I’m all about corn when it comes to jokes…
*heh* corny … feet … ~snert~
howz dat fing goes wif moses toeses…?
*sigh.* gotsa take mitosis twerk.
I did it coupla weeks ago. Lesse if I cans find it. BRB…
Well..sorta:
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/03/12/funny-pictures-mitosis-almost-done/#comment-267320
Here teh song lyrics, aneewai:
Moses supposes his toeses are roses
But Moses supposes erroneously
And Moses, he knowses his toeses aren’t roses
As Moses supposes his toeses to be
singin in teh rane refrnce ftw!!!
Moses supposes his toeses are Roses,
But Moses supposes Erroneously,
Moses he knowses his toeses aren’t roses,
As Moses supposes his toeses to be!
Mebbe wii can du teh desk-tawp tap danz!
fanks. i’ll chekit out inawile.
Moses supposes his toes-es are roses,
But Moses supposes Eee-roneously.
Didn’t Danny Kaye do this (can’t pull the movie name out of my memory bank – where can I get a Dongle?)
I haz to refur yoo to Maus fer teh dongles.
Teh tribia, sumtiems I haz it: Tihs wuz Gene Kelly & Donald O’Connor in Singing in the Rain
Many thanks.
Here in O-hai-o, it has rained nonstop since yesterday morning.
I’m so glad it isn’t snow. (Had that two weeks ago.)
What they say about the Ohio River Valley is true – don’t like the weather, just wait five minutes.
Done singing now – I can haz dry please? f.r.
sry yur wethr so bad. Springteim in cal fur nees. 2day –maybee nawt stay. maybee ranes 4 eestr. Eggses get colurs al runed.
Hear in Chicago wi hav a winter storme wach. Dey iz sayin anobber haf fut of snoe bi EEster.
Oh NOES!!! Dat is wear Iz goin for de EEster…
Yez plz. We can haz dry in Indianner too?? Da Wabash fixin ta obberflow
AGIN. Mebbee wii can aks da ceelin cat?
It be snowin hier naow in O-hai-O. See- it be tru!
u has an amazing screen names…minds me of 2 grate memwys
fabu nawt sekund, Mary!
Fank Ceiling Cat taht I’z stil waring mah swim cap frum a few pix ago…these kittehs are too kyoot an sillee!
anee fing in partikular fer a danz an dwinkees?
cheetos, fritoes, and niblets ob corm? hee hee
how bout you and Maus sho us sum fancee toe werk wif the waltzes?
M. Maus – wii haz a rekwest. Ar yoo up fer anodder waltz? Or should wii trai sumfing taht will work wif “Moses supposes…?”
Yoo leed, I’ll follow as best I kan. (an sinz it’z ICHC, I’ll follow bery well!)
Okeh. But it must be a quik wun. I has a big ‘puter applicaeshun instullaeshun in a fyoo minutes.
Todai, owr moosic will be “Waltz for a Ball” frum R&H’s Cinderella.
Yoo puts on yer long gooey gown, and I’ll get my cutaway. BRB wif the steps…
*In two, if yoo noes whut I meen*
And…
Step gliiiide half-turn
Step gliiiide half-turn
Step gliiiide half-turn
Step gliiiide half-turn
*Counter-clockwise circle, side-by-side*
Waltz en tournant, lady does finger pirhouette
Waltz en tournant, lady does finger pirhouette
Waltz en tournant, lady does finger pirhouette
Waltz en tournant, lady does finger pirhouette
*Back to watlz position*
Step gliiiide half-turn
Step gliiiide half-turn
Step gliiiide half-turn
Step gliiiide half-turn
*Building to the end*
Quick-step double-turn and POSE!
*curtsying*
Fank yoo bery bery mush, M. Maus. Taht wuz an absolutely lubbly danz. I wuz honored.
Mary – see if Maus wil danz wif yoo befoar he goze orf to instal sawftwears.
oh, ai jus knewed enuf peepl wud no baot moses to maik up a prduckshun nmnbr. fanks
Werks fer me. I’z got a web page taht’s Miss Behaving an I doan quiet kno why. So a quickee waltz will be a gud ting just befoar I start debugging…
*puts awn long gooey gown, lawng glovs, glamorous jewelry and loverly high heeled shoos*
oooh. hao lublee. sabes teh last danz fur me!
( i hads a lass minit cansellashun)
I’m still thinking about the long gooey glown.
Whut color?
Bloo?
Gloo-green?
Turquoise sequin-y bloo bodice with seafoam green floofy floor-length skirt?
It’s all about the shoes, you kno.
Yer cummerbund would match or accentuate teh pawsitive?
ooh – I tend to liek teh joo-el tones, so how bowt an emurald green dress – wif a skirt taht has abowt 10 crinolines unnerneaf it (sew it twurls nice).
an ob corse I’d hab mah shoos died to match teh dress!
I dunno wut sort ov cummerbund kolor wuld be bess. I leev taht for teh gentleman to deecide.
oooh eberyone luks so luberly. n u all danse devinely. bery bery nise
“Moses supposes” will werk ifn wii sings it in 3/4 times.
Chew away the foundations – the castle be crumbling!
Dont wurry mommee! We saves yoo!
momee is prolly saying “owieowieowie” cuss ob dose liddul needlee teefs!
Teh blankee monstur must be vanqui… venkwu… beated!
Da babee teefs are juss sew kyooooooooot tho… I miss da kitten daze. Mah too kittehs are all growed up nao.
Chew-Chew!!! Spit!!! PLEH!!!!!!!!!!!!
but mai toes wuz feetured on teh menu! u noe liekz?
hao bowt teh nice freetoe pie den?
Toest?
Ai gawt moar! Stik rownd! lolz
Free toes? Hao mush duz dey yooshally cost?
LOL nawt mush, cuz dey iz free! U ebber had teh freetoe pie?? Ai had
it in TX an dey akshully serbed it in teh bag an jus pored teh chili in teh
bag! pleh!
toestada ?
Ai hopez u doan getz teh toemane poysuning!
ok, ai will stopz nao! lolz
shall ai continuoo??
pimentoe cheez
mushed potatoez
toe jam
ok maybe ai shud quit too….
Aren’t there better tasting things in the house to nibble on?
I dont care if it wuz on sail.
We nevers buy tuna-sented fabric softner again.
i can has foot fetish?
Teh Angel Peachburgar wuns waked mi up bai nomming awn mitoesis!
Ai wuz dreeming, an’ Ai wuz lyke: “ooooo, sumwun likking mitoesis! feals gud!”
We iz in Ur bed nomming Ur toezies
They iz crunchee, delishus and nootrishus
…an do tehy taste gud wif catshup?
and meowsturd
grey poupnom.
an bebe queus.
Maybe a list uv condimints and relishes?
.
Ajvar
Bacoes
Chow-chow
.
(Can yu tell I luv these lists!)
dill picklols (teeny wunz)
eggplant baba ganouj
flowers, edible (nasturtiums, pansies)
o hai Mary O! Hao u beez? Gud 2 c u!
garbanzo beans
hummus
italian tomaytoes (to go wif teh pichur)
guaca-moley moley moley
huerovos seasonings
italian spices
jalapeno peppers
ketchup
lea & perrins
juniper berries
ketchup
leweezianna Hot sawse
mayonayze
nice flavurinz
oregano
Third time I’ve responded to a “no response yet post,” only to duplicate someone else’s effort.
Mark Twain said (to paraphrase) that when teh world ended, he wanted to be in Cincinnati, because everything happened ten years later there.
U jus *think* teh time warp is “just a dance.”
Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha
ai alwais sez, teh moar teh merrierest!! sumtymes a cuppla lists r a gud thing!
poopon (teh grai kind)
quessadilla makins
roasted red pepprs
sweet chilli dippin sawse
tomayto rellish
unyin sawse
Vinagrette
Whipped Cream
Xtra hot sauce
aym gettin hungry………… dis my favrite kinds a fuds (nom nom nom
)
(mee too, jamamakitty! I haz dinnur planz, but tehy’z nawt fur anudder 90 mini-utes! *sounds of stomach growling*)
“…an do tehy taste gud wif catshup?”
tehy alreddy come with jam
congratulashunz
those are fast food
Kitteh Coloane…….
Works well
We is sorree to inform u that we is takin possesh…posset…these feets is ours now.
Battle of the mitoesis with meowsis
iz not ur feets. iz mai takling dummee.
itz cute – when their little
Atenshun kittehs: Feetz be stinky. Pleez to submit rekwest fur hot Italyun sossidges insted.
biting teh foot taht feedz u is a game kittehs luv almost as much as biting teh hand taht feeds u.
O Noes, nawt the foots. Ennfing but dat ! Wautch owt fur mai Aykillees Heel— Ai gots two (nawt wun) ob dem.
Ai lub it wen kitteh plaez wid mai feets unner deh quilt.
Maybe this new job
testing socks was really not
such a good idea.
Inspectid bai #elebenty
Ai has a feetz!
Is not so grate akshully.
Hm… dese lul liek the fyre fyter kittehs frum teh other thred…. hmmm… if they IS… does that meen taht there is a dangur in this pikshur??
Luk owt littul kittehs!!
jus testin 2 c if mai abatar wil showz up nao
and agin jus testing…wut up wit teh werd press laetlee? *sigh*
YAY! Mai abatar! Ai missd u soe much! *snifflz*
yeh, ai noes, “dat rosie 1 crazee gal!” LOLZ
ai jus gonna sit down heer an talkz 2 maisef!
“Sew, sef, hao u beez 2dae?”
“Ai beez fine, thx bery mush 4 teh askin!” lolz
Ai crak maisef up!
Rosie, I dun’t think yer alone. Didja notice your “test msg” received a cheeseburger? I think you have trolls.
Fear not! There’s a spray for that at the tybooteek.
Sashay up to the counter and ask teh nice salespurrson for a big mewlin’ bottl ov “Scents-of-Humoor.”
Mai take moor than 1 applicashun. Iz ok though. Smells nice.
Ohai Rosie,
ai r nawt ignoarin yew,it am taykin me aygez tew poast ennee commintses an mai burgerz am borked an teh site keepz freezin an ai haz an angreeee an a sad an Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!
Awl dai ai tryed tew look an reed at commintses an reply an ai r nawt a happee kitteh!!
Werdpretzel will prolly steel dis commint nao.
Ennee hoo,hoap yew am habbin a bedder dai dan me?
Ai trooly doan unnerstan haow teh bergers ar wurking. Mebee teh
Wurd Pretzel iz plaiying “BURGER TIME”, dat ole Intellyvyshon game,
wif dem, eatin dem up or sumfing. Sumtymes dose bergers jes apear
to be petryfyed. Am confoozeled!
Ai has the freezy site too! Ai tort it wus just me, glad Ai’m nawt aloen
Ohai Ambercat,
Ai wunner if it am jess teh peepz in TeeneeTineeIngerland dat hab teh freezy prollum?
Dis hab tayken me 10 minnits tew hab a reply fur yew!
Ai carnt eeben lukk at moast ob tewdais lolpics-Ai haz teh sad.
Ai r goin tew bed nao inna grump cuz ai carnt plai.
*grump grump grump*
Hoap it am werkin tewmorrow.
Nite nite.
Sleep tite.
Anybuddy know whare be Rosie?
.
O wait. I hears her. Sounds like she’s talking to somebuddy. I won’t bother her now, then.
LMAO kewt! lol Still LOL, glad i nawt had teh coughee in teh mouf or ai
wud had a snoffee!
Meh, maisef an ai r going 2 hab teh lunch nao since it iz 4:48PM EDT an wii
forgotz 2 eet!
Wii, awl 3 ub us, wil c u guise l8tr!
Hab teh gud onez!
HUGZ frum awl 3 ub us!
Rosie, wen yu cums bak, I wanna tell yu i luves yur avatar. I unnerstand why yu hadda check on it. Took mii 3 weeks to get my face to show up. I were so sad. Den dere it was! I so happy!
I tink wii got gremlins in ICHC. I tink de trolls brung dem.
wehre teh elite
meet defeat
at yr own feet
next time
to not try hide
katnip in yr shooz
O if ai had a nickul for evry tiem I fownd a meese in mai slippers!
When I changded mah bedsheets teh other day I shook a pillo out of its case and one of Liam’s toy mouses came out wif it!
.
I also woke up one moarning to find a dime in teh bed next to me. He must’ve halped himself from mah sparechange cup and gived it to me as a tip.
maibee u bee as ritch az wee would b ee ef wee had teh munnies dat dey bet on hao lawng mah marridge wud lass! 31 yeers layter, we still be heer–so ai guess our marridge has sum legs too it.
Mewsician kittehs is havening a toe-jam session.
Sawk Mawnsturr habz
Hewmin’s feetz! Muss attackz andz
saybb owrr Meelz Tikkitt!!!
Nommeeng iz oanlee
wayz 2 stawppz Sawk Mawnsturr. Sharp
liddill teef plunjj deepz!
Kittehz cavoart 2
saybb dayr Hewmin frum t3h
aggunnee ubz de feetz!!!
Jack.
Watch out – they can skeletonize a cow in under five minutes.
Sometimes at night…I can still hear them nomming.
They mostly come at night…mostly…
You iz wearin’ sockes. You iz likely to be nommed by a grue or tew.
all ur feet belong to us
Apparently, these kittehs is White Sox fans.
YAYAYAYAY!!!!! Mi 2. Ai m berry exsited bout da BASE BAL seeson startin sune.
Dis not on topick, but Ai heerd Norm Abrams tawkin ’bout dis kind of chare las nite, so Ai luks it up on da intrenets. It’s a LOLing chare:
http://www.bartonsharpe.com/big/upholstery/43-0000224.big.html
Eeeek. Dat chare iz bery spensiv, an no look comfeez at all!
Oh. No. You know hows some womens gets baby love?
I now wants two foot-attacking kittehs sooooo bad!
i wuz gonna sing moses tosis but all other kittehs sang it furst.
Dum-dee-ada-da-da-dum-dum-dum!
Socks is yummy!
Was that “Fritos” or “Free-toes”???
Suprise eatsocks!!!!
U are beeein nominated — u will prolly be a shoe-in.
Snerk *thunk*
*hed-desk*
Kitteh coloane………works well on da foot
Mmm! Marshmallow toes! Yummy!! Yumnumnumnum