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picture: http://www.mycathatesyou.com/cats/2007/07/4. lol caption: Kathleen
Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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oh noes! dese be mitosis, nawt cheetoes oar freetoeses!
Congratultiosis!
The agony of defeet
tastez liek cheezzz
FTW!
…yure too kind. is rilly corny.
Honey, I’m all about corn when it comes to jokes…
*heh* corny … feet … ~snert~
howz dat fing goes wif moses toeses…?
*sigh.* gotsa take mitosis twerk.
I did it coupla weeks ago. Lesse if I cans find it. BRB…
Well..sorta:
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/03/12/funny-pictures-mitosis-almost-done/#comment-267320
Here teh song lyrics, aneewai:
Moses supposes his toeses are roses
But Moses supposes erroneously
And Moses, he knowses his toeses aren’t roses
As Moses supposes his toeses to be
singin in teh rane refrnce ftw!!!
Moses supposes his toeses are Roses,
But Moses supposes Erroneously,
Moses he knowses his toeses aren’t roses,
As Moses supposes his toeses to be!
Mebbe wii can du teh desk-tawp tap danz!
fanks. i’ll chekit out inawile.
Moses supposes his toes-es are roses,
But Moses supposes Eee-roneously.
Didn’t Danny Kaye do this (can’t pull the movie name out of my memory bank - where can I get a Dongle?)
I haz to refur yoo to Maus fer teh dongles.
Teh tribia, sumtiems I haz it: Tihs wuz Gene Kelly & Donald O’Connor in Singing in the Rain
Many thanks.
Here in O-hai-o, it has rained nonstop since yesterday morning.
I’m so glad it isn’t snow. (Had that two weeks ago.)
What they say about the Ohio River Valley is true - don’t like the weather, just wait five minutes.
Done singing now - I can haz dry please? f.r.
sry yur wethr so bad. Springteim in cal fur nees. 2day –maybee nawt stay. maybee ranes 4 eestr. Eggses get colurs al runed.
Hear in Chicago wi hav a winter storme wach. Dey iz sayin anobber haf fut of snoe bi EEster.
Oh NOES!!! Dat is wear Iz goin for de EEster…
Yez plz. We can haz dry in Indianner too?? Da Wabash fixin ta obberflow
AGIN. Mebbee wii can aks da ceelin cat?
It be snowin hier naow in O-hai-O. See- it be tru!
u has an amazing screen names…minds me of 2 grate memwys
fabu nawt sekund, Mary!
Fank Ceiling Cat taht I’z stil waring mah swim cap frum a few pix ago…these kittehs are too kyoot an sillee!
anee fing in partikular fer a danz an dwinkees?
cheetos, fritoes, and niblets ob corm? hee hee
how bout you and Maus sho us sum fancee toe werk wif the waltzes?
M. Maus - wii haz a rekwest. Ar yoo up fer anodder waltz? Or should wii trai sumfing taht will work wif “Moses supposes…?”
Yoo leed, I’ll follow as best I kan. (an sinz it’z ICHC, I’ll follow bery well!)
Okeh. But it must be a quik wun. I has a big ‘puter applicaeshun instullaeshun in a fyoo minutes.
Todai, owr moosic will be “Waltz for a Ball” frum R&H’s Cinderella.
Yoo puts on yer long gooey gown, and I’ll get my cutaway. BRB wif the steps…
*In two, if yoo noes whut I meen*
And…
Step gliiiide half-turn
Step gliiiide half-turn
Step gliiiide half-turn
Step gliiiide half-turn
*Counter-clockwise circle, side-by-side*
Waltz en tournant, lady does finger pirhouette
Waltz en tournant, lady does finger pirhouette
Waltz en tournant, lady does finger pirhouette
Waltz en tournant, lady does finger pirhouette
*Back to watlz position*
Step gliiiide half-turn
Step gliiiide half-turn
Step gliiiide half-turn
Step gliiiide half-turn
*Building to the end*
Quick-step double-turn and POSE!
*curtsying*
Fank yoo bery bery mush, M. Maus. Taht wuz an absolutely lubbly danz. I wuz honored.
Mary - see if Maus wil danz wif yoo befoar he goze orf to instal sawftwears.
oh, ai jus knewed enuf peepl wud no baot moses to maik up a prduckshun nmnbr. fanks
Werks fer me. I’z got a web page taht’s Miss Behaving an I doan quiet kno why. So a quickee waltz will be a gud ting just befoar I start debugging…
*puts awn long gooey gown, lawng glovs, glamorous jewelry and loverly high heeled shoos*
oooh. hao lublee. sabes teh last danz fur me!
( i hads a lass minit cansellashun)
I’m still thinking about the long gooey glown.
Whut color?
Bloo?
Gloo-green?
Turquoise sequin-y bloo bodice with seafoam green floofy floor-length skirt?
It’s all about the shoes, you kno.
Yer cummerbund would match or accentuate teh pawsitive?
ooh - I tend to liek teh joo-el tones, so how bowt an emurald green dress - wif a skirt taht has abowt 10 crinolines unnerneaf it (sew it twurls nice).
an ob corse I’d hab mah shoos died to match teh dress!
I dunno wut sort ov cummerbund kolor wuld be bess. I leev taht for teh gentleman to deecide.
oooh eberyone luks so luberly. n u all danse devinely. bery bery nise
“Moses supposes” will werk ifn wii sings it in 3/4 times.
Chew away the foundations - the castle be crumbling!
Dont wurry mommee! We saves yoo!
momee is prolly saying “owieowieowie” cuss ob dose liddul needlee teefs!
Teh blankee monstur must be vanqui… venkwu… beated!
Da babee teefs are juss sew kyooooooooot tho… I miss da kitten daze. Mah too kittehs are all growed up nao.
Chew-Chew!!! Spit!!! PLEH!!!!!!!!!!!!
but mai toes wuz feetured on teh menu! u noe liekz?
hao bowt teh nice freetoe pie den?
Toest?
Ai gawt moar! Stik rownd! lolz
Free toes? Hao mush duz dey yooshally cost?
LOL nawt mush, cuz dey iz free! U ebber had teh freetoe pie?? Ai had
it in TX an dey akshully serbed it in teh bag an jus pored teh chili in teh
bag! pleh!
toestada ?
Ai hopez u doan getz teh toemane poysuning!
ok, ai will stopz nao! lolz
shall ai continuoo??
pimentoe cheez
mushed potatoez
toe jam
ok maybe ai shud quit too….
Aren’t there better tasting things in the house to nibble on?
I dont care if it wuz on sail.
We nevers buy tuna-sented fabric softner again.
i can has foot fetish?
Teh Angel Peachburgar wuns waked mi up bai nomming awn mitoesis!
Ai wuz dreeming, an’ Ai wuz lyke: “ooooo, sumwun likking mitoesis! feals gud!”
We iz in Ur bed nomming Ur toezies
They iz crunchee, delishus and nootrishus
…an do tehy taste gud wif catshup?
and meowsturd
grey poupnom.
an bebe queus.
Maybe a list uv condimints and relishes?
.
Ajvar
Bacoes
Chow-chow
.
(Can yu tell I luv these lists!)
dill picklols (teeny wunz)
eggplant baba ganouj
flowers, edible (nasturtiums, pansies)
o hai Mary O! Hao u beez? Gud 2 c u!
garbanzo beans
hummus
italian tomaytoes (to go wif teh pichur)
guaca-moley moley moley
huerovos seasonings
italian spices
jalapeno peppers
ketchup
lea & perrins
juniper berries
ketchup
leweezianna Hot sawse