prehistoric trilobites
struggle with modern packaging
kittehs hab issues wif packaging too.
picture: Aaron Baldwin. lol caption: winkypants
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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Who maded time masheen, trilobites or doritos?
Um, lcb…
*toe in durt…*
u asked fur a tip on teh elephant thread, and I gabe u wun.
Oh…did I ebbur.
It wuz a semi trailur full ub stuff. Mebbeh u shood go look.
/runs awai
I went! I looked! I liked! I replied!
.
As soon as teh time travel reskew teem gets its ackt together and brings me back from prehistory, I will use all teh items! Especially teh “M”!
pssst….lcb….
I leebed u sum red shoes in dat trailer, too…
putt dem on an say, “Dere’s no place like…..”
Taht wuz gud thinking, Kafleen. She reelee needed them.
Hai, Janet.
{{{{Janet}}}}
Did you see dat wunnderfull video I sent u?
Ooh, I is going to attenshun hog an use dis oppurtunitee:
komando.com/videos/3-14.asp
People, if you have not seen the British “Idol” episode with the shy opera guy, by all means, hurry over! It will just melt your heart!!!!!
(If you can’t view this, let me know.)
http://www.komando.com/videos/3-14.asp
i will let you know!
ai watcheded it. win and awesum, win and awesum.
U noe it wuz Doritos.
“In year 2040, Doritos became self aware…”
If your relatives come from the shallow end for the gene pool… you just may be a redneck.
Early cave cats attack and eat cheese raw before the discovery of fire.
dummies. everythings sooooo much better dunked in white flour and fried
in transfats.
to da maker: are da trilobites half rollie-pollie (pillbug) an half lobsta tail? Kudos on teh fotoshop.
*heddesk*
teh trubbul wif tribbulobytz!!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giant_isopod
zomg spoiler
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giant_isopod
not photoshopped
I’m so glad one of the pictures of these things finally made the main page! I knew the comments wouldn’t fail me!
See, I had no clue what the HECK those were, and I was so desperately curious for the knowing. Thank you barhah, as you have at last answered a deep mystery.
Thanks, barha!
When a significant source of food is encountered, giant isopods gorge themselves to the point of compromising their locomotive ability.
Oh, isopod,….mah frend….
Sounds like a tappable source for the worlds hungry…
srsly….wiki sed they are not unlike lobster…..
Hi, thanks for the photoshop kudos, but this is a real photo! I took this in the Gulf of Mexico on a research cruise, species is Bathynomus giganteus from 6500 feet. They are dead, and I staged them around the Doritoes for comic effect. But no photo alteration (google the name)
YUCK!!!
Wow, those things are creepy as all get-out. Good photo!
neevur. it wer kalvin n hobbz. wen u turnz da tranzmografier upsyd down it bcomz tym muchien.
Eatum by the bag.
Congrats lolcb
ohia bubbashoomin. glad to c u back
Thanks! We can has prehistoric party? I’ll make some primordial soup.
I’m in!
Get out, then! Teh primordial soup is hot!
eyecanhaz teh dash ov tabsakko een mai primordeal swoop?
We’re out of dashes. U can has a dot, though. (We went from bad to Morse!)
sounz liek yew wend binury an lawzt teh bin - oar teh bukkitt??
whut a prim ordeal!!
& sourcream.
Dat’s wutt I putts on teh pleh foods. Tobasco an sourcream. Mekks EBBURYTING taste bettur.
Yes.
ooh! I can has join teh parteh!?! I luvz partehz!
Sins iz krustashun, it kan B prymordyul bisque? Da bisque iz betah fer da kittehs, dey nede da fatz. nom nom!!!
Sounds good, but we is all outta Primordial Bisquik.
i’z go bye sum primordial bisquik, den!! k? den we’z parteh awl nite longz!!
Nice! primordial soup! Whence we awl came! So the Banger Theorists say.
Whut does teh Mash Tehorists say?
♫ suicide is painless..
(werds to M*A*S*H teme sawng)
“an yu can do de same thing if yu trii….”
LCB+Mo’S win agen
I tihnk teh Mother’s Day Kitteh myte has a theery bowt bangin.
Danke Punkin, I bin fighting health stuff. ERs are yuchhi
Awl we needs naow iz fur teh Lolrus adn teh Carpenture adn teh oiysters to showa up; den we can has a rlly wunnerul seefuud partie. (We can has to do dis befoar teh priemurdyal guests eats up awl teh snakx)
but whutz weez tawk ‘bowt wif Lolruszs an Carpenturz? No shooz, no shipz, an weez allouta seeling wax…
(well, not teknikly outta seeling wax - iz dere onna seelingz. Yu juzt haz to reech up wif Doritoze an skrapez it off an nomnomnom…
We be awlso owt ov cabbages adn kings. Naow wut?
o henry FTW
ewwwwww. whut r des?
Duh. Doritos.
snerk! got me! congrats on ffl lcb
LCB, u crak me up!
what ARE those things?!
they haunts mah dreamz.
deys are horseshoe crab…..i think…
Or possibly magnified woodlouses (woodlice?)
Doze nawt horshu krabz! Nuthing liek! Horshu krabz haz rownd shells wit lawng spiky taylz behind, en dey duzzn’t haz vizibul hedz liek theez thingz! Lukks moar liek giyant kokroetchez to me (yuk). They spozedlee haz giyant kokroetchez down sowth that FLIEZ en iz nawt fritened by brite lites — I rememberz seeyin vidyo lawng tiem ago uv sum crawlin all ovur TV screen while it wuz on.
EW! Ew ew ew ew ew…
Down Souf we calls dose ginormous roaches palmetto bugs. Dey look nuffin like dese fings. Dese fings is weerd. Pleh!
Dat wood doo mee in.
I wood bee in teh funnee farm in teh strate jacket screemin non stop, hoofs
tremblun.
O, Keeps dem awai, Lawd!
Dang! Dat wus a qwick cheezburgur!
*looks arown*
Duz a fren bee arown?
Cudd alwais be wurs — cudd be hobo spiders. Sumwun I know frum teh Pasifik Nawthwest sent me a link tu pikchur of them wich she sez is about life-size. In response — and I kwote — wuz “YIPE!! Furgit abowt teh ekstirminatur — kall teh Marines!”
I’ve sumtimes thawt abowt moving tu Pasific Nawthwest — but I duzzn’t want to live *ennywher* that haz spydurs that big!
hobos nawt beeg- yur fren pullin yur legg- hobos beez smallz n leethl, deh libss in da woodpilez in Oregun n sumtimz inda barnz.
I libd in Oregun fur ober 40 yers n neber sawz wun. U needz han lenz to seem-jus wer glubz whenz gettn wud n u shud b ok. I found a site bout deez guz-
http://www.pep.wsu.edu/pdf/PLS116_1.pdf
Norfwes nic ifnz u don mindz rain, rain, n moar rain…..
momcat
Oh! A Bluestocking! I likes dem.
Oh, hai, Bloostokking.
*waves friendlily*</