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Who maded time masheen, trilobites or doritos?
Um, lcb…
*toe in durt…*
u asked fur a tip on teh elephant thread, and I gabe u wun.
Oh…did I ebbur.
It wuz a semi trailur full ub stuff. Mebbeh u shood go look.
/runs awai
I went! I looked! I liked! I replied!
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As soon as teh time travel reskew teem gets its ackt together and brings me back from prehistory, I will use all teh items! Especially teh “M”!
pssst….lcb….
I leebed u sum red shoes in dat trailer, too…
putt dem on an say, “Dere’s no place like…..”
Taht wuz gud thinking, Kafleen. She reelee needed them.
Hai, Janet.
{{{{Janet}}}}
Did you see dat wunnderfull video I sent u?
Ooh, I is going to attenshun hog an use dis oppurtunitee:
komando.com/videos/3-14.asp
People, if you have not seen the British “Idol” episode with the shy opera guy, by all means, hurry over! It will just melt your heart!!!!!
(If you can’t view this, let me know.)
http://www.komando.com/videos/3-14.asp
i will let you know!
ai watcheded it. win and awesum, win and awesum.
U noe it wuz Doritos.
“In year 2040, Doritos became self aware…”
If your relatives come from the shallow end for the gene pool… you just may be a redneck.
Early cave cats attack and eat cheese raw before the discovery of fire.
dummies. everythings sooooo much better dunked in white flour and fried
in transfats.
to da maker: are da trilobites half rollie-pollie (pillbug) an half lobsta tail? Kudos on teh fotoshop.
*heddesk*
teh trubbul wif tribbulobytz!!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giant_isopod
zomg spoiler
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giant_isopod
not photoshopped
I’m so glad one of the pictures of these things finally made the main page! I knew the comments wouldn’t fail me!
See, I had no clue what the HECK those were, and I was so desperately curious for the knowing. Thank you barhah, as you have at last answered a deep mystery.
Thanks, barha!
When a significant source of food is encountered, giant isopods gorge themselves to the point of compromising their locomotive ability.
Oh, isopod,….mah frend….
Sounds like a tappable source for the worlds hungry…
srsly….wiki sed they are not unlike lobster…..
Hi, thanks for the photoshop kudos, but this is a real photo! I took this in the Gulf of Mexico on a research cruise, species is Bathynomus giganteus from 6500 feet. They are dead, and I staged them around the Doritoes for comic effect. But no photo alteration (google the name)
YUCK!!!
Wow, those things are creepy as all get-out. Good photo!
neevur. it wer kalvin n hobbz. wen u turnz da tranzmografier upsyd down it bcomz tym muchien.
wut RE they??
Eatum by the bag.
Congrats lolcb
ohia bubbashoomin. glad to c u back
Thanks! We can has prehistoric party? I’ll make some primordial soup.
I’m in!
Get out, then! Teh primordial soup is hot!
eyecanhaz teh dash ov tabsakko een mai primordeal swoop?
We’re out of dashes. U can has a dot, though. (We went from bad to Morse!)
sounz liek yew wend binury an lawzt teh bin – oar teh bukkitt??
whut a prim ordeal!!
& sourcream.
Dat’s wutt I putts on teh pleh foods. Tobasco an sourcream. Mekks EBBURYTING taste bettur.
Yes.
ooh! I can has join teh parteh!?! I luvz partehz!
Sins iz krustashun, it kan B prymordyul bisque? Da bisque iz betah fer da kittehs, dey nede da fatz. nom nom!!!
Sounds good, but we is all outta Primordial Bisquik.
i’z go bye sum primordial bisquik, den!! k? den we’z parteh awl nite longz!!
Nice! primordial soup! Whence we awl came! So the Banger Theorists say.
Whut does teh Mash Tehorists say?
♫ suicide is painless..
(werds to M*A*S*H teme sawng)
“an yu can do de same thing if yu trii….”
LCB+Mo’S win agen
Dey sez wheeeza coming frum der Cammybells Prymurdee-uhl soop!!
I tihnk teh Mother’s Day Kitteh myte has a theery bowt bangin.
Danke Punkin, I bin fighting health stuff. ERs are yuchhi
Awl we needs naow iz fur teh Lolrus adn teh Carpenture adn teh oiysters to showa up; den we can has a rlly wunnerul seefuud partie. (We can has to do dis befoar teh priemurdyal guests eats up awl teh snakx)
but whutz weez tawk ‘bowt wif Lolruszs an Carpenturz? No shooz, no shipz, an weez allouta seeling wax…
(well, not teknikly outta seeling wax – iz dere onna seelingz. Yu juzt haz to reech up wif Doritoze an skrapez it off an nomnomnom…)
We be awlso owt ov cabbages adn kings. Naow wut?
o henry FTW
ewwwwww. whut r des?
Duh. Doritos.
snerk! got me! congrats on ffl lcb
LCB, u crak me up!
what ARE those things?!
they haunts mah dreamz.
deys are horseshoe crab…..i think…
Or possibly magnified woodlouses (woodlice?)
Doze nawt horshu krabz! Nuthing liek! Horshu krabz haz rownd shells wit lawng spiky taylz behind, en dey duzzn’t haz vizibul hedz liek theez thingz! Lukks moar liek giyant kokroetchez to me (yuk). They spozedlee haz giyant kokroetchez down sowth that FLIEZ en iz nawt fritened by brite lites — I rememberz seeyin vidyo lawng tiem ago uv sum crawlin all ovur TV screen while it wuz on.
EW! Ew ew ew ew ew…
Down Souf we calls dose ginormous roaches palmetto bugs. Dey look nuffin like dese fings. Dese fings is weerd. Pleh!
Dat wood doo mee in.
I wood bee in teh funnee farm in teh strate jacket screemin non stop, hoofs
tremblun.
O, Keeps dem awai, Lawd!
Dang! Dat wus a qwick cheezburgur!
*looks arown*
Duz a fren bee arown?
Cudd alwais be wurs — cudd be hobo spiders. Sumwun I know frum teh Pasifik Nawthwest sent me a link tu pikchur of them wich she sez is about life-size. In response — and I kwote — wuz “YIPE!! Furgit abowt teh ekstirminatur — kall teh Marines!”
I’ve sumtimes thawt abowt moving tu Pasific Nawthwest — but I duzzn’t want to live *ennywher* that haz spydurs that big!
hobos nawt beeg- yur fren pullin yur legg- hobos beez smallz n leethl, deh libss in da woodpilez in Oregun n sumtimz inda barnz.
I libd in Oregun fur ober 40 yers n neber sawz wun. U needz han lenz to seem-jus wer glubz whenz gettn wud n u shud b ok. I found a site bout deez guz-
http://www.pep.wsu.edu/pdf/PLS116_1.pdf
Norfwes nic ifnz u don mindz rain, rain, n moar rain…..
momcat
Oh! A Bluestocking! I likes dem.
Oh, hai, Bloostokking.
*waves friendlily*
*Waves back*
Hai, Kafleen! Yep, I definitly iz a bloostokking — I evun litrolly haz a pare uv bloo kottin stokkings wich I bawt in Koloneal Willyumsburg (well, at leest lite bloo wuns evun tho I seem tu remembur reedin sumwer dat teh *reel* bloo stokkings wuz navee…)
[[[you}}}
Thankew, Kafleen. Me cudd yuze sum hugz rite now, since me duzzn’t haev kitteh fur snorgles — lukking for a job rite now, altho I’m shur I’m nawt alone baysd on whut I’z heering…
*wisspurs* k, i sended a littul request up fur u…and asked dat a kitteh
bee thrown in teh packug too.
They scare me too!!!
Deyz called Isopods. cloz to woodlice…same fambly. ‘prntly dey has crab flvr.
Crab flvr wit cheez tayste? iz prymordil fawndoo????
PLEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Giant isopods – related to crabs and shrimp and the like. But hyooj (for that sort of thing).
Ceriusly, what r thoz things? Some kinda lobster? If NEone noz, cough up a link, will ya?
Those would be giant deep-sea isopods. :3
dingdingdingding Indeedy dey are. And handsome ones, too!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giant_isopod
Hau menee Gb mewsik on tehm isoPods?
ownlee plaiz C shandys!!
OH!!! Tuhk mee a wile!! “D
Heer iz mewsik on isoPods! http://www.myspace.com/thegiantisopods
donno hau menee Gb dat is tho…
umm…if dey from deep sea, than why are dey in a kitchen trying to eat doritos? won’t dey dies if not in waters?
Let’s imajin taht it’s MODELS an not reel creechurs hauled owt ov teh sea, gaspin 4 tehm’s last bref, for a foto-op, K? Ob corse, reel beings wud hav sum nyce dip 4 teh Dreetos! Muss b modelz. Yah, I feal bettar. Modelz. There, now Not Reel maed u feel bettars!
Eeder dat or dey is *whisper* photoshopped. . .
(eek i sed it) *runs away*
okies i gots it! isopods are leik crabbys, theys can be in waters and lands! But no at same time cause dat be silly XD
*whispurrs* doctorcat – ai think it’z OK as long as yoo whispurrs it.
They’re incognito…
Cuz dey is…
DUN DUN DUN
CARE TROLL bait!!!
/runs off, laffin
So scared . . . so very scared . . .
fanks 4 da info but dose tings is very skary! ick ick ick shudder!
Dey luks like giant roly-polys. Kan kittehs has playtime after sea creatures is done wif dinners? kthxbi
Thank you very much for using correct grammar. Lolspeak is starting to give me a headache…
giant isopods, thats what they be
thoses iz horseshoe krabs, rights?
rights?
Deese not horseshoe crabs! Dey don’t look like horseshoe crabs! Deese r horseshoe crabs:
http://www.research.noaa.gov/spotlite/archive/spot_delaware.html
I din know what deese giant deep sea isopods were, I just knew they gave me a nightmare, srsly!
What r deep sea isopods doing on summon’s kitchen floor???
Well…if they get to da doritos…dey will eat dem. Good luck…islolpods.
islolpods?!? FTW!!
I had fot perhaps wuz artist rendering uv trilobites. Ai wuz rong. But taht iz ok.
Dese rlly be teeny-tiny miniture lolbsters adn dey be wearin dere realistick-
luuking tryllobyte caustoomes wich wer lef-ovur frum Haloweenses.:
#1: CHEETAHS
#2: LOLEFANTS
#3: naow dis wun
#4: Wil dere ebber bees adn eynd to dis lyst????????
We require more minerals!
Spoan moar Overlordz!
Miroku, Xenobiologista . . . EPIC win. I salute you.
MOAR VESPIN GASS
I hunger for
battledoritos.and the lights are burning late into the night in the Division of Paleontolology at d’Beaker Laboratories.
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a spokeskitteh would not speek awn teh record, but said that there wuz some concern that Igor might have made unauthorizeded use ob a prototype time-travel thingy. teh consy-kwences cud be … well, this is Igor we’re speeking of here.
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details at elebenty.
U meen this time-travel masheen rite heer?
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*gets in, does pretend steering wheel motions and makes zoom-zoom noises*
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Oooooh! Shiny red button! What happens if I press it?
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*presses shiny red button*
*POOF!*
Halp! I is stuck in prehistory! Halp!
?k, button red that push donut just.
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masheene travel-time the in sit can you, sure
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LCB, ohai
I don’t speek ur crazy moon langwidge!
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HALP!
itz ok, LCB
because you has gawn back in tyme
eberything sounds like it’s backwards
until yew catches up wif teh rest ub us
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i’ze typing this backwards so yew can reed it
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ohyes, bytehway, paul iz ded.
Mai queschun iz – iz she gonna get sumwhere befoar she duz????
itz pawsibble. she might get back before she leeves. tehn, there wud be 2 lolcatburglars. lawk up yer valyooables. like my wristwach, fer example … n-e-buddy seen it?
We will awl haz to ware TOO watches in order nawt to has ennee!
nao yu neadz 2 wer 3!!
gigglolz
How I’m going to catch up wif u guise?
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Does u by any chance has a map or something? There doesn’t seem to be a Starbucks anywhare around neerby.
pallyndrome ees
happilee !
You can has Halp?! YEZZ!!! KITTEHFORCE 2 DA RESKOO!1!1!!!1!
well, cheezfrenz, it appeeers that we hab big trubbles. wuzzn’t enuf that teh jagwar wuz a cheeta, or teh lolophant wuz a stachoo, or eben that teh calico he wuz a she.
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naow we has a major disrupshun in teh space-time continuuuum. LCB has … borrowed … an experimental time-travel machine from d’Beaker Laboratories, an has brot back this photo ob teh prehistoric trilolobites feeding on teh nachocheez doritos.
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wut? haow cud she do that when the picher wuz poasted be4 she sto… borrowed teh time machine? gud qwesjun. that’s why time travel shud be left to teh licensed professionals (an teh arobics instructors).
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n-e-way. teh danjer is that LCB may change sumfing in prehistory that wud have ripploling repur … repucur…. we’s in big trubble. eben sumfing as simple as teh feeding trilolololobites teh doritos cud completely change all of history.
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so, we has to rely on LCB to nawt tuch anything, nawt pick up anything shiny, nawt climb up on any reeely tall prehistoric palm trees, nawt put anyfing in a bag to bring back, an to stay on teh path.
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duz eberybody feel mowr secure now? gud.
Ooooooooooo! *thud*
Hay guise? A little halp?
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I has finded a cave. Teh time masheen diddent has a GPS so I is not sure whare I is eggzactly. But there is pretty, sparkly, shiny white rocks in heer. Rocks has magnetic properties, rite? Maybe if I takes some wif me u can track me?
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Hello?
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Ooooh, there’s a nice kitteh in teh cave! Oh my, what long sharp fangs u has.
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HALP!!!
effects the of think just
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history ub cowrse entyre teh change cud yew
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n-e-fing!! tuch to not sure make just
Ok, ok. I is trying to hypnomatize teh sharp-toof kitteh. I hasn’t tuched (m)any of teh sparkly rocks.
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What is u guise doing to get me outta heer?
try using dat lazer pointer fingy you borreed frum Prof. d’ Beaker to distrakt teh kitteh wile wee orgamice our strateegery.
Oh, good idear. Whut? Hay, teh sharp-toof kitteh runned away! I guess I skeered him.
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*ground shakes*
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Oh noes! Here comes a heard of wooly mammotheses! They is stampeeding.
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HALP!
taek teh crystal off o Prof. d Beaker’s watch,
use it to focus teh lazer to a pinpoint on teh shiny stuff which will foarm a smeellyy smokes adn whizzbang sound wich will fwiten off the mammofs.
*BOOOM!*
whoa, lukadat- an eventhorizon haz formd…
hmmm. cud dat blakholetypeopenin be usefool to reech fru adn pull LCB bak thru to our time line?
*reeches thru and waves paws…*
Mary!!!!! OH nooooooooes!!!
She’s goan. Ai think she’s in there wif lcb now.
*shouts into the voyd*
DUNT PANIK!!! Phillipe an I ar coming in teh spare TTM.
We’ll bee there soon – or nawt. Hard to tell wif the tiem, akshullee.
oh, well. luks like dat goze nowear.
fink i’ll go see wut doze otters aruptoo.
*as she wanders nonshalantlee awae,
she is oblibious tew da
prehistrionic troll like creechures creeping adn oozing slowly into the todae whirled*
*snifsnif*
wut is dat smell??
*shrugs*
oh, Janet, dont to be wurried. i aer ober here.
MaryO! Oh, I is SO glad to c u! That must meen that teh reskew teem is heer.
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Whare is teh rest of them?
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Oh, and that’s a lovely red shirt u is wareing.
mary O, you neber……neber shud beeeem down in a red shirt!!!!
Yoo haz dun gud, mOs. But – where iz Phillipe??? Ai saw teh “supplez” he browat to teh OsKars – tehy cud bee useful heer. But ai don’t know how!!!!
*rings hans*
maek a list, boviouslee. just you dont get impashunt, missy. we awl aer doin our best. sortof.
*wanderz off to find sumfin tastee to dwink*
maybe we needs to be prepared, in case LCB stea…. borrows sumfing in prehistoerry an changes eberything.
so we needs a list of things that we noes is impossible, an hasnot happened. then, if we sees any of them, we knows that history has been changed.
like, fer instance, can yew imagine a whirled wif:
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airlines charging a muney fer teh little fuds
bush in teh wite howse. twice.
carz bigger tahn howses
dangereuss klimat change
environ mental imbalance
f…
Oh noez!!! Weeez dooomed!!!
designer genes
extra paying fur teh luggage cheking
fuzzee green nikkerz
giant isopods
HYOOJ nashunal debt
Ice bergz melting in the Arctic
j….
joyful plastic elolofants
kittehs in baftubs wif catfishes
lolcats, entire giant compyuter netwerks devoted to
m…
mary 0′Spockn getin dongle stuck in eer
opossums new accessory for the smart set
p…
prehistoric trilolobites awn teh internets
quite surprising time travel
r…
raging argyoomints about the diffrence btween jagwars an cheeters
stoopyness all ober teh telebision
telebision, all ober the stoopyness
ugly trolls hiding onna LOLsites
vurry many disapparating posts
wascully wabbits laying cokolatte egges
(bringin upz da tail agan…)
genration X
Yakity Yaxs
zabaglione- naow dat beez bad!
momcat
*rises shakilee frum teh flore. staggerz ober to Philippe*
*whispurrs in Phillipe’s eer* Phillipe – luk – ober there, bai teh peeplcatchything an teh trampoleen. Izzn’t taht anudder teim macheeen.
An there – in teh korner – teh thingz yoo had at teh Oskars – mebbee we cud go an take tehm wif us.
We MUST save lbc. Oh – an this 16 ounce mokka wif extree spresso – hawt. Cud be useful.
What do yoo think???
aha — JCH4+K, yew is right. get eberybuddy together. ai’ll get teh duffel bag, wif teh bungee cord, teh crossbow, teh tuxedo (oh, that’s where taht wented!), and fill up teh rest wif doritos.
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we’ll go back in time to jus before LCB gets eeeeted by teh saber-tufed kitteh. we’ll hook teh bungee cord ober wun ob those tall prehistoric trees. just as teh kitteh pownces, we’ll lift her up up up up … and aowt of danger.
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den, eberybuddy back in the time mashines, an we zip back here.
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we’ll hab a good laff showing LCB teh list ob improbabalol things we writed down, just to make sure taht nuffing got changed by her little advenshure.
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wut do you all thinks?
Ai’m reddee. Ai’ve even gotz mai amber stole frum Damaskus (etc) just in cayse wee needs it.
Mary O’ – are yoo reddeee.
Ennebuddee else out there – wanna com halp wif teh reskyew??? We shud leaf in abour fiev minnits, ai think.
Time iz shurlee ov teh essense. . .oar IZ it????
PHillipe!!!!! Phillipe!!!! Luk! UP there!!! Mary O’ reached hur hans through blak hole ov sumthing to save lcb -an ai think she got sucked thoo an she’s now in there wif lcb.
We mite be awn ar own!
wif time travel, it’s never too late.
or too early.
so — into the masheen !!
set teh compyooter ….
push teh red button …
cue teh speshul effex …
look ober there…
it’s LCB and mebbe Mary O.
an just behind them …
it’s Pd’B and JCH4K …
ruh roh
Am we’re off!!!! Wheeeeeee – an WHOOOOO HOOOO.
WOW! Lukkit awl taht stuff just zipping bai!!!
Ar we there yet???
ai donut noes about “there yet”, but we is “then, yet, and yet again”
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there is two ob us !!!
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ok. nawt to panics.
hey !@!! LCB !!! is yew reddy for the bungee cord crossbow grappling hook overthetop dramtic (tuxedo) reskew manoovers?
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we is here (and there) to saves yew.
O yay! And MaryO is heer 2 in her red yooniform.
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Whut I has to do?
ok, there’s a sabre-toofed kitteh sneeking up awn yew.
awn one timelyne, yew becomes a fud
awn this one yew grabs teh end of this bungeeeee cord
reddy???
*spits in hands, rubs them together*
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*realizes what I just did, makes “pleh” face*
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OK, I is reddy.
But hav yoo tied yurself togedder wif Mary O in the shurt ov doom??? She iz in teh gratest danjur ov awl!!!!
Yes, we is tied together. I spitted on her to, just to make extry sure we is reddy.
*LCB!!!! Just hook teh bungee cord to teh amber stole(etc), hang awn to Mary – an let the cord pull yoo bak heer.
PdB an ai will ketch yoo. Reelee. Don’t bee skeered. An teh kitteh iz getting cloaser – ai think it’s in bof time lions now!!!
DOO IT NOW!!!!!
Ummmm – two ov eech ov us yoo meen – but ar other twoz cuddn’t bee heer at teh sayme tiem we ar, cud they???
OK – lcb – get as cloase to Mary (waring teh red shurt ov doom) as yoo darez.
An heer – *tosses byootiful amber stole maed ov goat hair frum Damaskus with teh foot long gold frinj to lbc.*
Ty yurselvs togedder – shud bee eezier that way!
ok, they’re tied to the bungee cord
cord bungee the to tied they’re ok
now we stretches it out
out it stretches we now
streeeeeeeeeertch
hctreeeeeeeeeeerts
pownce
sprooooiiiiiinnnngggg
it worked !!!
!!! worked it
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cheezes twice, it’s a time-travel paradox !!! get in teh time-masheeen!
There’s no place like ICHC, there’s no place like ICHC, there’s no place like ICHC…
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*opens eyes*
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IT WERKED!!!
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I’m back in good old 2008, with President Kerry in office, rite?
ummmm….. you might wanna check teh list we made in advance, just in case. .
wuts that in yer pockets? cuddn’t be a prehistoric trilolobite wif a dorito, cud it? ????
Sequel to follow soon.
*pondurs*
wai is dare spit allober me?
unforshoonately, ai think the sequel has alreddy happened, an we is followin soon. oh well, at least, amung teh unlikely an crazeee things that happened becuz LCB brought back those shinee rocks frum prehistory, is this — somewun inbented a wurld-wide interweb just so that the profownd question “i can has cheezburger?” cud be askeded. what are teh odds?
elebenty gaziilyun to wun.
So – now iz maybee now but cud bee sumtiem else – an we are maybee heer, but pawssiblee being eeten bai teh beeg kitteh – oar – we ar heer in cybur spayce awn teh hailee improbabul “I can has cheezburger” – but where izzit reelee – oar shud ai say when, becuz fur awl ai know, we ar awl still dansing “Strip teh Willow” wif paws4thot awn St. Andrews day.
Doo ai undertand this correktlee?
ai thinks yew haz it just right.
and i thinks that all teh time disloacashuns have been fixeded.
*checks watch*
*looks for watch*
*wunders where watch went to?*
Ummmm – ai don’t see mai hand woven amber stole from Damaskus maed ov goat hair wif teh foot long silk frinj eneware.
Mary??? OH NOESSSSS. Yoo com bak heer, lolcatburglar!!!! Ai will chase yoo fru teh gaytes ov heck!!! Yoo will NAWT get away wif this.
Phillipe – waht time (rufflee speeking) iz it???
LOLZ!!! Phillipe – ai doo think maybee we haz been pwned!!!
Heer – taek mai floofy whyte paw. Ai think maybee we ar off on another advenchur!!!
*exeunt stage left*
Donut beez teh worry, J4K! I is just takin it to teh O Dry Cleeners. See? Some 16 ownce mokka wif extry spresso got spilled onnit when we was passin throu teh space-time continuuuuuuuum.
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And PdB, I think ur watch is over there, whare teh little kitten wif teh extry sharp teefs that came along 4 teh ride from prehistory was playin wif it.
*peeks awt frum curtain* PSSST!!! Mary! We’re wayting fur yoo.
But – we’ll stawP awn teh way so yoo kin taek a quik baf – an maybe – ai think just maybee – yoo mite want a shurt ov a diffrent color.
*grabs Mary an pulls her off staj.*
*Curtain slolee closes – mewsik swells – final rousing chordz.* THE END
♫ splish splash i wuz takin a baf
long about a march wenzday nite
A rub-a-dub, just relaxin’ in the tub
hopin dat teh tiem line wuz right
Well, i stepd out teh tub, put my feeets on da flore
I wrapd the towl arownd me an iI
Opened the door, and then I
Splish, splash… i jumpd bak in teh baf
Well haow waz i to no there was advenchures goin on?
Big bang, I seed teh whole gang
Trav’lin thru teh continuum, yeah!
Flip ford, they was throwin a cord
All teh peeps did a reskew tug
Tehre was J4K with-a PdB
Red-waring Miss Mary was-a even there, 2!
A-well-a, splish splash, I forgot about teh past
I went and put my ownself thru time, yay…
Yay!!! Ai just noo we cud doo it *hugz an kisses fur awl*
An now – we can share this delishus 16 ounz mokka wif extree spresso (hawt) –
Luk!!! 4 ounces eech to sustayn us until wee get bak.
(ai just hoep Teho won’t mind. . .)
an – a liddle footnoat.
PdB – yur *wunders where watch went to?* iz an elegant bit ov alliterashun. An – so glad ai cud maek mai furst teim travel trip wif yoo!!! Wuz fun.
{{{{{{lcb}}}}} If yoo had nawt decided to bee “Nawt-Teho” – purrhaps none ov this wud have been pawssibul.
Mary – what can ai say??? Yoo ov teh quik an shining wit. Ai wud . . .awww – just so glad yoo ar heer.
sew happee 2 noe eet wuz rezolfd widdowt mii habbin 2 dror teh haystee skich ov teh powliz bawx an don mai Tom Baykur axint an lawng skarf.
Men E congaduashunz 2 Pd’B 4 hims kwik ladderul finking adn been aybul 2 tawk wudzbak.
Martoonies an pawtlee chewd doreetoz at the Tybooteek.
Yay 4 awl ov yewz!!!
Ai wuz hoeping there wud bee sumplayce to go. We AWLWAIZ go awt afterwerds. iz bit ov a let down to just go hoam.
Too bad yoo wuz a lidde layte – we cudda used anodder pair (or two pair – so hard to tell) of hans! – and yoo KNOW hao fond ai am ov teh cybur spayce!
Phillipe, Mary, lolcatburger – an ov corse yoo, gibbocat! An enewun else hoo wantz to come. Awl ar welcome. Let us be off to teh Tybooteek to relax an enjoi eech odders companee an sum taystee an refreshing beverajes
Bravo!! Cheeringz and Thundering applesauce!!!!! Wut an amazing advenchur!!
Bookayz 4 awl deh playerz!!!
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awl brot 2 yewz bai teh JCH4K awmcher featur kumpaknee!
An thank yoo fur teh lufflee flours. *berreez fayce in beeg boukay ov Lilacs an breeves in teh intoxicayting purrfyoom. Ahhhhhhh. . .
cweenmj, ai doo hoep yoo wil be joyning us ober at teh tybooteek! Shud bee verree pleasant.
Gibbocat, i haz moar trubble wif ur accent. sumtimz i ponder ur commentz fer agez trying 2 unnerstanding u. So dis time I just asking u —
Iz ‘awmcher’ spozed 2 b armchair oar amature?
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PS I luving deh accent, I just not awlwayz unnerstanding it.
*whispurrs* ai doo nawt purrtend to speek fur gibbocat, but ai tuk i to meen armchair.
an sumtiems ai dont undertand hm either. but then ai just asks.
Ai hav found taht it is well werth teh wile to decifer what he has said – there ar offen compleetlee unexpekted treshurs to be found in teh way he sees an werks wif the words.
an remembur what paws4thot (he’s Skawtish, yoo know) wunz sayed. LOLcat iz eezee fur him, becuz he just rites teh way hee speeks!!!
hai mai cween.
men E apollo Geez 4 mai troshuz axint!
Butt happylee yew kan tayk teh word bowf waiz an enjoi teh doobul ontondru wot am abaylubbul 2 awl 4 free.
Noe xtra chrg!
An hab sumn sprinkulz een dat martoonie.
*shawkt x presshunn!!!*
noe! noe wai am dem chawklitt antz!!
*moar whipurring* gibbocat. Yoo dint say what teh needed part iz!
JCH4K
I njoy trying 2 figger out wut he sez. I wented to skawtlund onct (home ub my ansesterz) adn lubbinged it. But onct or twiect I needinged deh translaterz.
Gibbo,
Ewww Choklit antz?1?!?! Do not want!!!!
But thankz 4 the doobul ontondru. I likes deh 2 4 1z. And teh martoonieez.
Can’t habbing dem IRL — conflict wif my medz — so twicet az nice in cyber space.
yur berree welkum, cweenmj!
an 4 Janet – teh missyng pawt?
Pawt E
nadurullee!!
hab anudder martoonie awn teh howz!
cweenmj – where doo yoo live. Ai am going to bed now, as it iz veree layte (oar verree urlee – tiem continues to bee the stranj!!). Ar yoo up layte?? Oar urlee?? Oar just rite?
See yoo tomorrow!!
Taekz gibbocat’s hed in hans. *boink* (twas jentle – reelee)
I iz in Az. iz late heer, but not 2 late. Gud nite JCH4K.
an gud nite, kafleen!
an gibbocat.
Pawt E on, Gibbo!!!
I taking just 1 maroonee maor. Den I must b going 2 bed.
good nite, sweet Janet.
*dawnkee faints frum watchin teh drama*
Did yoo laik it, Kafleen? It wuz grate fun. I hoep nex tiem yoo can play too! We cudda used those liddle donkey hoofs fur taht sabur toothed kitteh!
i wuz watchin, butt too skeerdee too git inbolbed!
Wuz skeeree bidness!
**cuverz Kafleen wif floofy pink blankee from CCC
**leevz 2 chokklitz 4 deh liddle donkee.
Um,…i snarfed dem wiff a kwikkness….
*hangs hed in embarrussment*
tanks!
Whata eggsellent idear, J4K!
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Plz to hurry, teh mammotheses are gone now but I have a feeling something else is gonna come along soon that I don’t want to deal with.
Why, is dis November 2008?
Srsly.
If wee gets rid ub teh Mammoth(s), we gots to perteckt teh new wuns
we gots….caws not ebburboddee gonna like dem. *cries*
I has a skeered.
I can has sawftee blanket? Or floofy kitteh or sumfin?
Whai can’t peepul lub eech uddur?
*heaves a deep sigh*
You know how a really creepy, scary movie makes the hairs in your ears tingle? My ears are vibrating.
And I’m with everybody else: What the hell are those?
here you goez.
http://www.whoi.edu/page.do?pid=10897&i=3922&x=66
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*how does i make the little devil face?*
: twisted :
MAYBEE – : evil :
I think it’s colon evil colon. Let me try:
I think there is also :whacked:
Ah! twisted!
“evil colon”
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DO NOT WANT!
*chuckling heartily!*
guess I shud reed mai posts befoar I post them! Yu hab a gud eye, lolcatburglar. Oar yu a writer?
A writer? Kinda-sorta. Tech riting for moneys, fun riting for no moneys.
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But at teh moment, I is stranded in prehistory, thanks to teh d’Beaker Labs time masheen that has a big shiny red button that brakes off easily.
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PLEASE HALP! Oooh, look! A grate big birdie in teh sky.
I fink u needz tesseract thingie frum A Wrinkle in Time, and orbit trick from Star Trek. Find vine, scrunch up just right, catch de big birdie and get whirld round fast and fast! We all step back so when u lands, u don’t nock NE one ovr. Kay?
Caro
But Philippe telled me not to tuch anything! How I’m going to scrunch and catch wifout tuching anything???
weeeullll, you could try the evolution tango and waltz your way back to the future. deres a danse fur yooo.
lbc – yoo shud drop down an doo sumting wif Hyla’s Brook’s “evolushun maid a wrong tern?”
Ai traid, but ai had nuffink! But luks so full ov teh pawssibiliteez. . .
oh, i gots wun alreddy. It gibbs teh thumb down too waffulls an parfaits an
ses DO NOT WANT.
I say, talk to teh paw.
and may I say to your link, sir: erk!
PHILLIPE!!!!! That shud com wif a warning labul ov sum kind.
Ai clicked awn taht an neerlee jumped rite out ov mai chayre!!!
As in – EEEEEK! It’z a bit surprizing.
Maybe we need sumthing liek a chicken hed ruba truss (with spots on it) to protect teh torsoe area frum fright splorts.
LyP. . .LOLZ. . .an summoar LOLZ
An now ai needz sumthing cuz ai can’t ketch mai bref . . .
“fright splorts” BWAHAHAHAHAHAAH!!!1
An yoo just KNOE PdB iz sitting there watching wif a big grin awn his fayce!!!
yesh! JanetCanHas4Kittehs!
He luvs tu wach teh splorts channel!
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Maybe the CHRT(wsoi) cud be useful in many cases. I’ll grab sum win I go bai the suppli stoar.
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Glad yu got some LOLZ, JanetCanHas4Kittehs, becuz yu haf maded me laff about elebenty times!
Awww LyP – thanz so much.
Reeelleee??? Becuz ai dint think ai wuz usuallee verree funneee – ai moast offen just jump an shawt “hurray” fur teh reelee funnee peepl!
dats why i wanted to make the
symbol … to show that ai wuz up to no good
yu hab a gud hart, Phillipe d’Beaker!
Maybe next time yu can do an old style debil
^0^
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oar maybe ‘__’
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no, that duzznt luk rite. Luks moar liek stern-faced robot. Maybe
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i i
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onlee too sad. Duzznt sav the spaces. wut about
\__/
..i i..
..^..
Ahhhhhhhhh. Teh dark clowd haz bee lifted frum ar aiez – an now we see!
An we so innocerntlee marched rite into yur trap!!!1
but = reelee – yoo shudda bin sitting heer. . .LOLZ! ai reelee jumped!
Holeeeee bukkits! Dat’s a pikture ai din need in mah brane.
Baaahhhhh!!!!!
Link face scared the crap out of me … enormous, flat potato-bug moster.
Gleech.
Thanks for the jeebie freakin’ link.
so much for getting any sleep tonight. ewwww and ewwww sum moar
DO NOT WANT
WAI!!! Wai dint wee see it coming????
*how does I make the little devil face?* LOLZ
Yoo are REELEE gud wif teh cloooz, PdB!!!!!
Nex teim – won’t bee so eezee!1
LOLZ – who am ai kidding??? Corse it will be. LOLz and menee snikrs – sum gigglolz too!!!
Giant deep-sea isopods.
i is SO wif yoo. dey reminds me of eppisoad of x fiels wen da liddle boi’s immaginayshun maed thinks reel-liek – an he keels his mom by maek up hooj nastee creepee crallee in her tummy so she stabb herselfs. dats wat thoes isopoops looks liek.
*shuddur*
I tink u overfeeded ur lobsterz
Grose! I hurlz not lolz!
Me three. I wanna barfd.
i no like deez. pls dun post no moar. kthxbai.
curse owr lak of opposubul thumbs!
oh wait…
curse owr lak of thumbs!
oh wait…
curse our lak of arms!
…sighhhh…
curse owr inabilitee to evur experiense hurmetkally seeled tasti snax!
Yur post iz filled wif much win, catalogical humor!
win!
Kant ….. breev…… laffin……too….. hard!
Deer ch – ai haz notized laytlee taht yoo ar getting funnier an funnier. Oar – so it seems to mee.
This wun is totallee klassik. Needs to bee put in ar museum. . .but oh! Ai don’t thnk wee has wun.
am dat teh re kwezt 2 teh Tybooteek 4 moar x panshun?
yew reeyulyz wii wilz neadz an xtra cleenur!
it’s dun????
oh thanks u janet! I still think im hit or miss, but if somwun else iz laffing, tehn my job heer is dun.
Iz dis whare evolushun maid a wrong tern???
These are giant deep-sea isopods. They’re gaining a lot of popularity on the intertubes. For a truly disturbing variation, try their tongue-eating cousins, the parasitic isopods. Forgive the lack of lolspeak, I’m writing college papers. Must not laps into lolspeak on college papers. x_x
oh, i dunno, yor perfessurs miet enjoy teh varyety…
iz funni picture, but i cud be hapeer wif da kitteh to notakitteh ray-tea-oh on dah mane page laytlee. moar kittehs! Moar!!!
ai must agree wif yoo, idancescauzizhappy
Ai laikedit better when they had teh last wun ov teh day as teh “bonus lol” an wee noo what to eggspekt!
TriLOLbites?
win
Me three!
TryLOLsnax!
Giant isopods.
Giant isopods, u say? How many songs can they store?
Modern life meets pre-historic-like creatures …
just hold it closer to your ear …
it’ll work eventually.
Whare is teh click-wheel thingy? Oh, maybe it is underneeth. I just turn it over to see and — EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
Oh, no WAYZ doze tings gettin anywheres neer mah eer. Or any odder pawt uv me!
eeeeeeeek!
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TOtal blick! and blick and blick and blick!
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Nao I can feel their little legs on teh sied uv mai fayss!
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I mai never sleep again!
~must fynd sum kyoot — and KWICKLEE to compen- kompin- make up foar this Image That Might Never Leave My Mind, Evar!~
Kyoot! ware are yu!
lyp, go look at peep show from a coupl dazs ago. not so much kyoot as funny funny funny. or click on da linky below dis pic, dat babbeh is much kyoot!
LOLZ!
dunno but dey eats dem, in Taiwan … nom nom nom
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On that side of the world, if you can beat it two times out of three, “It’s Whats For Dinner!”
Hee hee hee hee hee!!
Hey! There’s an animated kitteh in the kitteh litter ad!
and uv corss, win I sai animated, I mean “I am reely old”
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it’s obviously a video clip or something.
*sigh*
nufangeled teknawlogie!
i peed mai pantz. make dem go wayz now plz.
OK: Peeps pantz, u go way now!
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They is gone now. U happy?
Iz jus big rolly-polly cuz! Proly tastetes lyk shrimps! Mmm, awl kittehs luv to play wif rolly-pollies n eats da shrimps, nay?!
btw, heer r supa DO NOT WANT pics n stuffs o’ big rollies:
http://www.photovault.com/show.php?cat=Animals/Aquatic/rCrustacia?tg=AARVolume01/AARV01P11_02
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2h4VuvC8KCk&feature=related hee hee! *shiver*
But, but, howz dey git from down in deep deps ov deepist oshun to korn chips? Iz lyk da salmonomz n rivirz n stuffs??
“Must! Hav! Da! Parshully! Hydroginatud! Korn! Fudz! Produks! B4! Deth!”
much win n awsom 2 winkypants!
So Mamma Isopod teaches the babies to hunt down the Wild Dorito….
And hao ‘propriate that the ad at the bottum of the pg is of Andrew-freaking-Zimmerman with a giant spider in his mouf. He’d prolly eats the giant trilolbiters. Blllgh! Nasty! :barf:
LOL, Andrew Zimmern ate dees when he waz in Taiwan! Also horseshoe crab!
Evolution….theyr doin it wrong.
Srsly, i has bad dreams nao, bad, bad dreams….. pleh! Ebrybudy hide yur kittehs.
Why deep sea isopods not under da sea? Why in livin room wit doritos? Are they petz of someone? I don’t lik them. Post no more BOL (Barf out loud) plz. Feel vry distubed. Isopods….DO NOT WANT!
KThxBai.
Win1!1!! BOL bery grate!
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Yes! Let’s taek hour little isopods foar a walk, Charles!
yeah, I confused. wut dey be breafing? Da airs or da wadders?
Bak to mah bad, bad dreams……
cwustashuns haz a wight to lyf, too!
care-troll commentz.
Ur all makinz meh belleh hurtz wif all teh funninesses!!
Halp!!!
Does this site automatically catify the comments?
Ummmm – what???? We ar sownding cattee??? an ai thot we were awl so nyce.
Noes, it duzzent. Wez catifys teh cometns owr selvz.
fsdfsdf
is dat a “catified” remark?
OMG is teh FLOOD! GITS MASTA CHEEFZ!!
Dems iz modern day raw lobztr tailz not prehistoric trilobites. silly ppls.
creeeeepy.
wrap muzik
it r bringin down owr rayce!
Ur name: Mystery Train ref FTW!
i juss throo up in mai mouf a liddle. deepsee isopoops need to stae in deepsee and hells awae frum mai iballs. :b
siriussly.
do.
not.
want.
zomg dose iz jaiunt WROACHEZ
ai skreem
ai runz
HALP
Ewwww!!!! Wai too kreepy fur me. Tey remindz me of rowchez. Yuck.
Ugleeeeee fuggleeeeeeeee. No wants bugs.
Not enuff kute kats??
Do bedder next time plz.
boo
no really, ARE THOSE REAL TRILOBITES?!!! *SHOCK*
ash – if yoo laik – yoo cud doo : shock :
just put tehm together – take out the spaces – but prollee yoo knows taht alreddee!
Copepods!!!
I hear that word all the time in my Marine Biology class. I swear, it sounds like the professor is saying “coconuts”.
Not many nose dat dis ackshully came from one of da first prehistoric web sites,
“Ogg Can Gotz Trilobytes dotcom” but dere were no LOL pix, just cave paintings.
WTF are those things? Thei look liek weerd cokroches.
They’re fake elolphants from Disney Whirled.
snurt
I dun fink dat’s a kichn flor. Me finks dat’s da flor of a boat.
Ur rite it not kitcn flor. I seen before. Juss doan rememmbur ware.
Doancha hate it wen dat happens?
Neer neer neer neer, neer neer neer neer….
ok, what is that and where did they get it!?!?!
GAAH ZOMG WAT IZ U THINKIN
doze critterz ar gonna giv me scary nitemarez 4 dayz! wtf doez u post them so late?
i goes 2 hide under bed nao.
We Believe!!
http://www.myspace.com/bergondy
How can I support “We Believe 2″?
Don’t feel bad, trilobites. Even modern man sometimes has trouble opening these dang things.
completely unfunny
so sue ‘em.
WUT DA HEIL ARE DOES???
It might just be in a boat and they caught them; but you can raise them yourself… I’ve never seen them get bigger than a few inches though that people have raised. Well that and people that raise them are usually feeding them to their other pets…not keeping them as pets (I’ve only heard of them being fed to hermit crabs), so you don’t want them to get big lol… Sorry if that was even more scary :X
Makes me think of Blast Ended Skrewts.
How duz giant deep-sea isopods noo about doritos?!?!?!
actually, these are deep sea isopods related to the pillbug etc, called Bathynomus.
it’z teh Doo it ur self hoem CLOVERFIELD kit
eeeww…brings bak kittehs pleeze
waow….Ai lubs teh storee dat happns wifin teh posties! Y’all are so creeativ wif yer thred hijacking! Ai lubs teh manny refs to red shirtz of deth & utter tings dat mayk me lurf….but awl Ai rilly wanted to say is dat dees varmints (hey remember dem? at teh beginning of awl dis?) luks to me lyke teh slipper lobsters frum Flawryda… dis made me humgree fur sum lobssterz…Ai don’t doubt teh existanz ob teh ginormous izopods, it’s just dat tehy luk so YUMMY!
(shuffles off, muttering something about “where’s teh drawn buttah?”)
I lubs teh thred hijacking! Dat’s wutt putts teh tobasco on mah mashed taturs!
I liked ur comment.
{{{{{{trurlol}}}}} That’s so swiet!!!
Iz skeered. why has big bugs mai Doritos?
dis pic not so bad….
wurs: open teh bag: trillobites cum spillin owt….
It is well documented that isopods have a craving for doritos. Maybe, as someone said above, they are taught by their mothers to seek them out.
Look: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6AiZaGBal0
ej
What on earth ARE those things!!!!!!!
Getz me sum buttah and cook up em tings.
YUCK!!! Those things are disgusting! Oh god, how terrifying…
butt tastee……………
Ew. Teh verri thot. Ew. Hav sum pitteh ons teh pur Midswessern gurl, pls.
BTW, stils ROFL at teh Adventoores in Tiem an Spaess!
Ware u gets teh trilobytes? Deys extinkt. Ware u gets extinkt kreechur?
zomg dey do look like da trilobites!
dat is actuallies jus very bery bery ugly kittehs that are shaven. Mos kittehs look pretty groiss wen dey is shavedes
WHAT KIND OF ANIMAL IS THAT
I caught a fish and, while gutting it, a small version of one of these, about the size of a quarter, dropped out of its gills and into the sink. After reading about what the parasitic version of one of these things does, I think ending up on the dinner plate was that fish’s better option.
could you say what they ARE please?
I WANT A TRILUBITE D:
iz called teh Bathynomus giganteus
o.o iz confyuuzing. thos trilobites lookz realz.
What the hell are those things. they look like roaches that have been exposed to cobalt 60
That was cute..science majors rock
wat is dem things? dey’s creepifyin’!
Corn Chips: Packaged millions of years ago, and still as tasty.
ewwwwwww….thay look nasty…..ewewewewewewewewewewewewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeewww
What the hell are those things? lol
ewwww those dings r gross…. wtf is dat?
OMG!!!
Scarezy!!
Runaway…
OMG!!!
OMG!!! WTF r those things?!?!?!
erm yeah wtf r those things?
Face only mudder culd luv, those hav.
omg r those things real
omg rnt those things extint?
WHAT R THOSE THINGS?????????????????????????????
crepy-krawlys! srsly, ar those reall??!
Where did you get those? Arent they extinct? If theyre fake tell me where you get them
Bathynomus
I’za wondrin…WUT AMINAL R TAHT!!! Ai r need info!
WTF are thoze!?
*note to self: STOP SCUBADIVING!!!*
ugh demz some ugly kritterz. Wif bad tastez. Better eatz “cool american” flavoor..
WHOA! WTF R DESE??????
what type of animals are those?
O_O plox to be telling me that’s photoshoped?
Australian friends purchase one type of these crustacians to cook and eat. The type they use is a little wider at the head end that those in picture. I have the recipe, but would never eat one.
dey makz gud petz
wat the hell r those things!? thats creepy! seriously those things are weird!
wtf trilobites without 3 lobes
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