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convoy has pointy ends, AND secret aft weapon.
congrats on nawt seccund Cookie’s Human!… whai noewun else commented yeht?
Wow. We can haz almost same name!
We r almos twinz? we did have saem thort!
I thinks everyone B watching American Idle. Mai huzband iz calling me now to watch wid him. *sigh* The things we do for love.
Hee. I iz wachin an postin… Boy, duz Christy suck or whut?
And David A. knocked that wun OWT of teh park…!
Wahts tihs called? SimulBarfing… um… I mean SimulBlogging?
An Michael wuz… meh…
*yawn*
An Brooke duz “Hear Comes the Sun”. All I can fink ov is Eric Idle dids it bedder…
absoolootly…he winz teh cuntry. and mai hart. *siiiiiiiggghhhh*
Congrats on your not-second!
I just saw in the headlines that Arthur C. Clarke died today at age 90.
Thanks for the look ahead, Mr. Clarke, and hours and hours and years and years of fun.
!!!!???? I grieve…
In hnor of The Master, let us review Clarke’s Laws, people…
1. When a distinguished but elderly scientist states that something is possible, he is almost certainly right. When he states that something is impossible, he is very probably wrong.
2. The only way of discovering the limits of the possible is to venture a little way past them into the impossible.
3. Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.
we honors his memry
Pd’B
[{{PbD}}}
A sad day, sir...
yes. we needs a toast to ACC to cheer uz up. i nawt good at dat. anybodee?
“Reading computer manuals without the hardware is as frustrating as reading sex manuals without the software.”
1984, ACC
*cheers*
I iz nawt good at teh tostes, eider, MoS.
Mah frenz haz a tradishun wehre we raiz a glass ob our faborite drinkee (most ob us go fer teh alkihall-ic stuffs) and toast teh life well lived.
Here’s to Arthur C. Clarke! We thank you for all you gave us over the years. We thank you for sharing your wit, wisdom and incredible imagination with us. You will be missed down here by kittehs and humans alike, but we trust that Ceiling Cat will take good care of you!
*cheers*
*clinky glass*
Ayyy-mang!
*clinky*
Slainte!
*clink*
Him haz gon 2 himz pysunul rondyvooz wif Rama.
http://www.ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5jfE8qUikNEG6MVWqYku2k8BD_RcgD8VG4VI00
That wun duzzn’t seem to werk.
http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5jfE8qUikNEG6MVWqYku2k8BD_RcgD8VG4VI00
The wun above duz.
Thank you…
{{{{{{Maus}}}}}}
Well… I hope he gets to say “Oh my God… it’s full of stars…”
Can yoo find it – to put it heer fur the noocomerz?
Oh, my God, it’s full of stars
http://www.//icanhascheezburger.com/2008/01/08/funny-pictures-is-fulla-starz/#comments
Trai again.
http://www.Icanhascheezburger.com/2008/01/08/funny-pictures-is-fulla-starz/#comments
Janet’s werks, mine duznt .
But yoo found it, Mary O’.. Ai just fixeded it.
{{{{{{{Mary O’}}}}}}}
Ai haz a giant sad.
Ai also haz a pitchfork.
lol
*wanders off to find the old RAMA computer game with ACC onnit*
http://www.en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rendezvous_with_Rama
ai habz a few comets, butt putting dem togevver hear:
1. Congrats, Cookies humen! gud won!
B. Fankz fore teh kwotes, Maus; dey R full ob troo.
3. I juss toetally lubbs teh kitteh-ai close-up. Iz full ob B-uteey!
D. Cheerz to ACC an fankz 4 making teh whirld more interesting.
5. fanks to JCHinfinityK, I Njoyed teh Wikki-link. Butt doan git mii started on Wikkipedia; I issa recobering addikt!
ps, yoo is doon a gut jorb skarin’ away teh trollz 2-knight wiff yer pichfork!
And on far-off Earth, Dr. Carlisle Perera had as yet told no one how he had woken from a restless sleep with the message from his subconscious still echoing in his brain: The Ramans do everything in threes.
Wow, taht wuz grate! Tanks, kittehs.
http://www.//icanhascheezburger.com/2008/01/08/funny-pictures-is-fulla-starz/#comments
…it’s full of stars…
sry fr teh dubble poast. dis wun duznt eben werk. use Janet’s↑
my son n i luv his books.
nothin bettur than bein curled up in bed wit a gud book- unless its havin a gud book n a purrin kitteh fur company.
Rest In Peace, A.C.C.
sumthin tells me he prolly liked cats, adn day prolly liked hims.
RIP.
gone, but never fergot.
Sir Arthur C. Clark had good background in science and engineering, and I remember on some of the space launches (Apollo, I think), he would be one of the commentators along with the news anchors and the astronauts. Mr. Clark was one of the first advocates of a global network of communications satelites (this was back in the 1940s!!!!), and I’m glad that he lived long enough to see alot of his “wild thoughts” come to pass. I am disappointed though – and have been for years, that 2001 came and passed, and we STILL don’t have a base on the moon. He said at his 90th birthday party (in December, I think), that he wished that ET would hurry up and contact us.
Always the dreamer, always way ahead of us all.
Congraduashunz CH. teh fyn nawt sekund!
an whut kyoot bebbeh smellymaykerz!!!
i c wut u did thar!
Monorail…. Ur doin it rong!!!!
yu riiiilee wuntz 2 argyew wif dem??????
Whatevur you do, dont tel mom bout goin to da prinsapel’s ofis rite now
*that remynds mii ob teh thyme:*
There were 2 skunkz—
Out and In.
Wen In wuz out,
Out wuz in.
One day Out wuz in ann In wuz out.
There mother,
hoo wuz in with Out,
wanted In in.
“Bring In in,”
she sed 2 Out.
So Out wented out
an braught In in.
“How did yoo fynd hem
sew fast?” she askt.
“Instinkt,” hee sed.
sumbody’s gonna raise a stink about dis…
a skunk sat onna stump.
teh skump thunk teh stump stunk;
teh stump thunk teh skunk stunk.
2 mush finking, ai finks.
i dont getit…..(well dun on nawt second!)
hamd20 if u luks at teh oldar lolcats u miet fine sum unnersandin…
http://icanhascheezburger.com/?s=pew
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/12/12/ambush-pew-pew-pew/
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/04/18/pew-pew-pew/
*pew* iz teh layzurz noys but iz allsoe teh smells of teh stinkeh skunkses…
U geddit naow?
I hoep wurdpres dussen nom mai links!
and heer it am.
linked posts seem to delay
I roted a replai but nordee wurdpres nommed it!
*pew* is saond ov teh layzurz and ollsoe smell of teh stinkeh skunkses
Do a serch for pew on ICHC awesum serch enjin… u’ll geddit den
Kthx
ur replai will show up….but laeter…comments wit lynx alwaeyz seem to get eated
i hayt wrdpress…ai cud nvr keel a mans but i coud killz a wordpress
forgive me if anything seems exceedingly obvious as yours is a fair question and i do not mean to insult…
“pew” -in addition to being good onomatopoeia (noise-word) for imaginary laser beam sounds and the word for church seating is also an expression used as a reaction to unpleasant smells
so a cluster of skunks also satisfies the “pew pew pew” joke
campin in teh Florid state, i sawed a noez stickin n the skeeter net
finkin it luked liek a rackety-coon chile (wuz a dark nite) – ai fumped himz onna noez. hii jumpz out wer i can seez himz moar better, adn hii dunt lukz rite!?
nex mornin, 3 skunks sashays tru teh kamp wile we b gettin breffex.
ai gotz luckee!!
“Pogo” ref FTW!
wait! is this Nawt supposeded 2 make senses!?!1!?
teh skunkerz maeks lots ob scentses!
Yes, LOLZ!!! It duz. Stick around an yoo will see wai. It’s sorta an “in” joek. Or – purrhaps – go up above an clikc awn “Learn Lolspeak” Might bee in there.
Dis wut hoppen wen Pepe has a lukeez!
ahoy, cloudy – wii ketch Pepe same-ole-time-ee-ously!
booyar!
dat’s a GMTA moment. has to buy eech otter a coke or sumfin!
Ore may-B a Doctor Pepeh?
pnutz dunt goez n a pepper! ….
mebebbe i shud tryz it!
brb
yumm! thx
IIRC is nawt too bad- but gib us yur revue.
ratzenfratzen- shuda refreshd befoar postin…wen will i eber lern…
yoo can has Dr. Pepeh wiff Pnuts 4 refreshmint! Denn post away!
Hee we is awl gen- geen- hoomans who has a smartz! Maik mynz a jinjerail plzkthx
an no peenutz fo moi.
wich wun b “Pepe la Pew”?
ratz. beeted me to it!
sed “ratz” bein mii adn cloudy?
hehe. yure fast!
mebee sinz bof ob you beeted me to wit, i buys bof ob you a cocola.
glad 2 c u gnos kerrekt pernuncification ub “Coker Koala”!
you be wantin pnuts in yers?
wii kin watchez tehm flotes upm daun! whee!
p nutz in coke? nevar herd of dat 1. we lykes u heer mary, u’z alwayz bringin teh nom noms. wy is dat? next tyme it b mai turn 2 bring teh nom noms, kay?
imstrukshums:
takez a cocola inna 12 (10?) oz. bottle
gitz a small pack ub saltemented pnuts
opunz teh pnutz
opunz teh cocola
porez teh pnutz inna cocola!
b watchin teh funz!! lucky u!
nex lessun b bout “moon piez”
pro seed…
Outside Lanta (leik Bamalama) the RC ain’t heretical so heer:
http://www.last.fm/music/NRBQ/_/Rc+Cola+and+a+Moon+Pie
Much bettar viz…vishu…vizal…can see em lots bettar ef u yooz raizins in sprite or 7-up. We callt it “poor man’s lava lamp.”
to Lola- shure fing- luk fwd to wit!
c f i put u inna dirty limrix agin!!
(pertinds 2 b insulted)
mai mama taghted mii 2
and, she dint raze no foolz.
iz u implying i iz dopted?
noes. cuzz eben if you wuz, if she razed you…well you see ware i be goin. take a compliment, awreddy!
OK, butt doez u smelz a troll? talkz about teh pew!!
*psssst* *psssst*
dere’s sum Scentz ob Humor frum my pursanol armoree.
best way to deel wif em.
iffit getz bad, you can call on Fyumi Gator.
fanks 4 teh tipz!
Iz such a ignormusk Pogo teh Possum fan,
i fink i shood furst kawl on Albert teh Allimagator – hii wood prolly swaller teh trol aksimidentally!
Tehn yoo know – “Health half-nosed furry-like a woman’s corns.”
Wun ov mai favorietz.
few-re-lee…?
Have you ever, while pondering the ways of the morn,
Thought to save just a bit, just a drop in the horn,
To pour in the evening or late afternoon,
Or during the night, when we’re shining the moon,
Have you ever cried out, while counting the snow,
Or watching the tomtit warble hello:
“Break out the cigars, this life is for squir’ls;
We’re off to the drugstore, to whistle at girls!”
i recited taht 4 Shelby Kelly!
shii prolly dint knead it, butt ai didz!
Oops — I shoulda redd furthr. Sry.
Luv teh Pogo an all his frenz!
had a kweschun tho- in the incident ob the 1963 mercury (?)vehicle,
wuz it a newish vehicle? Wuz it in bamalama?
just trying to connect dots.
yesh & yesh, iz a geezer
just chekin to make shure we duznt no eechotter.
wii iz gittin 2!
butt, unlez u wuz partyin n frat hauses oar H.S Promz (oar clubs in
teh FL panhandel n teh mid – ’70s; prolly knot
Well, I wuz neer teh Fla. panhandle (Mobile) in the mid 70′s but I wuz still in hi skool and tended to avoyd the fratz (sory)
i nevar gotz furder west tahn ft walton, unless u saw teh X-Ray machine I builed 4 teh Gorgas FDN science geek findin in 1969
only frat partiez i wuz evar at – tehy pays mii
95% of clubs i bin n – tehy pays mii
built an xray machine? cool.
sew, yew wuz in a badn at dese frat partays?
p.s. lub dose beeches in ft walton & destin.
O hai, BamaHern. These ar moar clooz???
Gibbocat dint knoe either, but he spent hours bak YouTube looking at awul “Goons” episodyz. Said hee just lurved them. an taht Monty Python wud nebber had happened if it were nawt fur the “Goons.”
m’OS (Scocious? – haha – Dr. John ref worf lookin it upz)
i wuz in bandz playin souf Ala, Miss, Ga, adn teh Fla panhandel inna mid ’70s, teh Disco (pleh) took aut most live bandinage.
Destin adn ft Walton wuz teh byootiful, wen i wuz yung.
Nau, u luckee 2 b seein teh oshun!
*wanderz off to googul*
You tawkin dr John rite place, wrong time i fink…
JCH4
no string b required (tehres a “clue” tehre[minotaur])
i fink teh line above showz much obskewrittie – i challangamies u 2 git itz!
meanwhile, Ambercat close enuff on teh Ninja postes (bout teh BamaHern)
HAH! (re: Mos’ Scocious)
re:4:06pm BamaHern.
hmmm. amazing bull heded cretan wif no strings attached?
sry n advance
i b liekin lotz of dr john
i fergot hau explicitically sexy “Mos’ Scocious” wuz
diggit, butt dunt tak itz perconal?
hai mO’S
clue iz teh string 4 Theseus!
iz phun clue=string
u gonna liek itz
If enebuddy can doo this, it will bee Mary. She knoes TON moar tahn I do about this kind ov thing.
Though – there wuz a resemblunce between thiz Dr. John an teh odder guy in teh video yoo showed uz over awn Ninja duz this meen sumting???
re:4:16 BamaHern. thnx fur the warnin.
hmmm. nao you got me kurious. i just founded teh mos’scocious stuff & bookmarked it to inbestigate later. sigh. adn i have to update stuffs to heer samplez.
*wndrz off to puzzel ovr Theseus string theery*
boom-shaka-laka-laka
boom-shaka-laka-laka
Mary – BamaHern left lotsa cloos awn ” Ninja Kitteh” – couple ov dais ago. Purrpahs yoo can fynd sumthing there too.
Ai am placing awl mai hoeps awn yoo. Ai simplee duz nawt haz teh bakground to doo this – tho ai lurves a challenj. But – maybee – in a fyoo yeerz, ai cud doo it.
Ai’m nawt gibbing up, BH!!! Just hoping Mary O’ can bee a reel beeg halp!!!
janet, you gib me way too much credit. srsly.
Dr. John b worth awl teh funky investimigation u haz!!!
ummm. yew wernt inn wun ob the Allman bros bands, were you?
???????? MARY
TMI???
hey, we’re just talkin kissy stuff here, nuttin moar. ok?
at leest , i am…
kissy stuff nawt 2 b dismissed – lipz kan leed ur mind
twue. just lukked like Janet wuz inferrin sumfin frum wut i axked. just trying to klarificate.
wuss diz bowt Dr Jawn teh nyt trippuh??
awwwwwww sush ay nyyyt!
.
eef yu down geddit sumbuddee elz wheel!
♫
eef yu down geddit sumbuddee elz wheel!
wii awl tryna figur aot Bamahern steel??
eef yu down geddit sumbuddee elz wheel!
♫
♫
uh oh! Wurdpres did spit owt mai comment! Sorree Cheezpeeps fur teh dubbl ups.
Oh, an RIP ACC
werdpres lykes 2 nom comints. Butt knot awlways lykes teh flavur dey has. Pleh—out dey go!
oh, iz bummin. grew up on ACC, Asimov an Andre Norton. now deyz awl gon. dis b a sawry dae for us hawrdcore sf reeders.
we gots tons uv teh lil strypy folkks rounds here .. funneh thins iz, deyz aktuly prty smart wit teh stinkys. don bugs u ef u don bugs dem. havin seen teh babbehs yet, tho. wud b kutis.
haz u picked on teh ole standerdz – Jules Verne, H.G Wells – tehy haz vallyooz
Adn laterz – P.K. Dick (wun ub mai mos favritez), Heinlein, Zelazny
Harlan Ellison
Hau bout weird adn phantasiez? H.P Lovecraft (mebbee horror), Arthur Machan,
Lord Dunsany, Algernon Blackwood
i b insistin tehys nawt b teh stinkys!
nawt fergittin Frank Herbert, Stephen Donaldson –
i keepz u posted!
hey, i’m pleezed to no dat ACC sed teh CSLewis space trilogy wuz wun ob teh few scifi serieseses dat was “literature”.
yesh, Mary-O, ai lykes mii sum CSL trilogies! Doan no iffn it’z kanonikal, butt iz berry interesting. Been menny yerz sinse ai red it. Awlso lubs “The Great Divorce” (ob Hebben an Hell, basicklly), and “Teh Skrewtayp Letterz”, ob hiz fikshun. An Narniz iz awlayz gud. I enjoyz Narrniz mush more dann Middel Urg, purrsonally. Tho I knowz dat Lewis and Tolkeen were frens.
yay! i say less foarm a inklings grup o’ our own,
hoist a virchuwal pint oar two!
Am ai teh awnlee wun heer hoo liekz “Perry Rhodan”????? Nobuddee EBER menshuns him.
Or eben Spider Robinson! I nebber see his naem eidder…an he iz wun ob mah absolutee faborites!
yay 4 spider!!
eye wuz kyna fond ov Bester an Ted Sturjun 2! In teh litry senz yu unnerstans!
Yay 4 teh Bester adn Sturjun!!!!
Norman Spinrad
Orwell d serbz teh menshun 2!
N rojr zelazny yay 4 heem!!
aw, bama! yu awreddee menshunt heem!
mai dum!!
Yay 4 awl teh graytz hoo mayd uz fink awtsyd teh bawx!!
how ’bouts Orson Scott? Enders Gayme, etc? FTW
Awl uv teh aboves an moars. Lois McMaster Bujold (BEEG fave), CJ Cherryh, Liz Williamson, teh list b *endless*…. Awlways sumones new, awlways teh noo wurldz.
A drinks to teh livvin, a toas to teh ded (wif awl doo respek to Gordon Lightfoot).
Dey gifs uz teh stawrs, teh wondurs n oar hawrtz, keps oar dreemz alyve. (Aw,
snifs. Teeerz.)
Shanmao:
Wun year we hadz a fambly of stinkies hangin out in hour ditches here. After a wylde t-storm was winding up, I went owt 2 chek fur damages in nayberhood. Standin on sydwalc I sawed a big fat mama stinkie waddling along w/3 or 4 liddle bebehs scurry/waddling behinds her. They awl trooped ober to teh howse 2 doors down and distapeerded behynd sum bushes. I hadz a big “Awwww” moment then!
Last nyt tho’ I hadz a big “Ewwww, pewww” moment insted. Itz still pritty cowld hear in Mitchagin butt about 10 pm we all started gaggyng and “pewing,” eyes watering. ‘Parently the world’s stinkiest stinky was in our yard, stenchin up the howse even w/teh windoes closed! Took an our or moar to go ‘way!
oops: I ment “winding DOWN”
i lieks ray bradbury….or iz dat les sf an mor liek pol fic or sumtin?
iz nawt 2 b fergittin Bradbury!!!
That’z one stinkey kitteh convoy — I can haz tomato juise, plz?
In case u r a Pep Le Pew fan, didja knoe u can haz a Pepe Le Pew wedding, RLY?
http://www.fairytaleweddingstore.com/rcProdmain.asp?id=53
And, alas, RIP ACC.
fanks, sf! Pepe lol Key-oot! I speshly lyke teh cake-topperz! 2 badd i iz alreddy married!
i luv skunks!!!
hmmm, nom!nom!, Dey hassa flavur? Iz az gud az possums?
Flavur, good. Scent, not so much.
reely? sate inareazant. (dat’s be teh fwench!!)
which minds me:
“i jes fownd out ‘my belle’ is french. ….. i thot it wuz english.”
4 doze of u watchin ai rite nao
“Ahhh, tojours…. ahhh, l’amours…..”
Is very cute, no?
*has trubble doin Pepe Le Pew in LOLspeak. Dooling accents.*
akshully, u can has pet skunkies wit teh stinkers remooved
Not legul in awl staytz….chek locul listeengs.
keeping skunklols as petz iz knot leegull, ore descenting dem? Ore keeping decent Skunkz? (iz dare also in-decent skunks? O_o!) Iz iz so comfoosed.
Sum playzez sez noes weezl pets (ie teh nawt-grate state o’ CA – dey finds ur fert,
dey kills it), sum sez okay to kep but NAWT de-sentss, sum sez whatevah (SoDak,
wheres ai grue up). Chek teh locawl listings to b shur, an b carefuls findn teh vet.
Funneh lookin kittehs—hae wate a minit—themz r teh SKUNKS!!!11!! Run for yoar lifes!!1!1 Eevn teh littl skunkehs can has teh big stink!!11
Jeeperz Kreepchurs, It’s SKUNKS—-git in teh Jaguar!!!
zippie iz HAWT tonite!!!
An himz nawt a littl stinker laik teh skunkehs!!11!!
fangs sew mush, Janet {{{{{{Janet}}}}}}}!!!!
Hi ebberybuddy, Cheezfrens
*smyles an waves happily*
juss gotted home frum gittin’ a root canal an doing erruns. (Ich had stuff 2 erledigen) Now ai comez home fore lols and rooty-biers! (an Lortab!) CHEERz!!!
is nawt a jagwar, is a cheetah…… dun yew guise noes anyfin?
(jus makin fun ob alla fokses who comminted teh jagwar was rilly a cheetah)
yoo iz rite, jama. (an funney
), butt iz harder 2 “git into” a cheetah, dann 2 “git in2″ a Jaguar!
Wuz rlly a Jaguare in hys Cheeeetah costuyme lef obber frum Haloweenses!
O hai guyz! Did wud bee sew grate in teh nu sexshun on teh lolspeak wiki!
Wii jus naed teh LOLzoo and dare r teh creechurz dat r teh nawt kittehs an dey awl needz teh namez!
Heer is teh link an feel free 2 add moar creechurz or jus naem teh onez wii haz sew far!
http://speaklolspeak.com/page/LOLzoo
WOWSERS!!!! Jes taik a luuk at teh neet fambly ov Tuxedoe-type Pussycats! Dey be soooooo kyoote! *bends daown adn stoopes bye teh las lil kitteh adn sez:*
“C’mere yoo preshus lil fing adn Ai gibbs yu a bigg snorgle adn hug”.
(Teh Mama iz watchyng awl dis frum a dystence wif kwite a dim eye. ) *tries to sneekx up a lil cloaser*
A huuge spray drifs ovver teh lanscaype. ” O, NOES!!!!!!! ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
**Menny, menny baffs laytur** Ai shud hav knowed bedder………..
Tuxedoe-type Pussycats ar nawt ushualee dis fancyeeee……
Awww…lil bouquet of skunks iz so kayoot~!!!
ann fraygrent
Teh skunk…iz not kewt.