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Cookie's Human

convoy has pointy ends, AND secret aft weapon.

AriCat

congrats on nawt seccund Cookie’s Human!… whai noewun else commented yeht?

AliCat

Wow. We can haz almost same name!

AriCat

We r almos twinz? we did have saem thort!

 
 
Cookie's Human

I thinks everyone B watching American Idle. Mai huzband iz calling me now to watch wid him. *sigh* The things we do for love.

Maus

Hee. I iz wachin an postin… Boy, duz Christy suck or whut?

Maus

And David A. knocked that wun OWT of teh park…!

Maus

Wahts tihs called? SimulBarfing… um… I mean SimulBlogging?

Maus

An Michael wuz… meh…
*yawn*

Maus

An Brooke duz “Hear Comes the Sun”. All I can fink ov is Eric Idle dids it bedder…

 
 
 
Lola Moon

absoolootly…he winz teh cuntry. and mai hart. *siiiiiiiggghhhh*

 
 
 
 
 
AliCat

Congrats on your not-second!

 
Cookie's Human

I just saw in the headlines that Arthur C. Clarke died today at age 90.

Thanks for the look ahead, Mr. Clarke, and hours and hours and years and years of fun.

Maus

!!!!???? I grieve… :cry:
 
In hnor of The Master, let us review Clarke’s Laws, people…
 
1. When a distinguished but elderly scientist states that something is possible, he is almost certainly right. When he states that something is impossible, he is very probably wrong.
 
2. The only way of discovering the limits of the possible is to venture a little way past them into the impossible.
 
3. Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.

Phillipe d'Beaker

we honors his memry
Pd’B

Maus

[{{PbD}}}
A sad day, sir...

mary O'Spockn

yes. we needs a toast to ACC to cheer uz up. i nawt good at dat. anybodee?

Maus

“Reading computer manuals without the hardware is as frustrating as reading sex manuals without the software.”
 
1984, ACC

 
 
PwnedBy2Kittehs

I iz nawt good at teh tostes, eider, MoS. :cry:

Mah frenz haz a tradishun wehre we raiz a glass ob our faborite drinkee (most ob us go fer teh alkihall-ic stuffs) and toast teh life well lived.

Here’s to Arthur C. Clarke! We thank you for all you gave us over the years. We thank you for sharing your wit, wisdom and incredible imagination with us. You will be missed down here by kittehs and humans alike, but we trust that Ceiling Cat will take good care of you!

mary O'Spockn

*cheers*
*clinky glass*

 
 
 
 
 
 
gibbocat

Him haz gon 2 himz pysunul rondyvooz wif Rama.

 
 
Maus

Well… I hope he gets to say “Oh my God… it’s full of stars…”

JanetCanHas4Kittehs

Can yoo find it - to put it heer fur the noocomerz?

mary O'Spockn

Janet’s werks, mine duznt .

JanetCanHas4Kittehs

But yoo found it, Mary O’.. Ai just fixeded it.

{{{{{{{Mary O’}}}}}}}

Ai haz a giant sad.

JanetCanHas4Kittehs

Ai also haz a pitchfork.

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mary O'Spockn

*wanders off to find the old RAMA computer game with ACC onnit*

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JanetCanHas4Kittehs
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zippee!!!

ai habz a few comets, butt putting dem togevver hear:

1. Congrats, Cookies humen! gud won!
B. Fankz fore teh kwotes, Maus; dey R full ob troo.
3. I juss toetally lubbs teh kitteh-ai close-up. Iz full ob B-uteey!
D. Cheerz to ACC an fankz 4 making teh whirld more interesting.
5. fanks to JCHinfinityK, I Njoyed teh Wikki-link. Butt doan git mii started on Wikkipedia; I issa recobering addikt!
ps, yoo is doon a gut jorb skarin’ away teh trollz 2-knight wiff yer pichfork!

 
 
JanetCanHas4Kittehs

And on far-off Earth, Dr. Carlisle Perera had as yet told no one how he had woken from a restless sleep with the message from his subconscious still echoing in his brain: The Ramans do everything in threes.

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Minde

Wow, taht wuz grate! Tanks, kittehs.

 
 
 
 
 
mary O'Spockn

sry fr teh dubble poast. dis wun duznt eben werk. use Janet’s↑

 
 
 
 
 
Kayjoy

my son n i luv his books.
nothin bettur than bein curled up in bed wit a gud book- unless its havin a gud book n a purrin kitteh fur company.
Rest In Peace, A.C.C.

mary O'Spockn

sumthin tells me he prolly liked cats, adn day prolly liked hims.
RIP.
gone, but never fergot.

 
 
Cookie's Human

Sir Arthur C. Clark had good background in science and engineering, and I remember on some of the space launches (Apollo, I think), he would be one of the commentators along with the news anchors and the astronauts. Mr. Clark was one of the first advocates of a global network of communications satelites (this was back in the 1940s!!!!), and I’m glad that he lived long enough to see alot of his “wild thoughts” come to pass. I am disappointed though - and have been for years, that 2001 came and passed, and we STILL don’t have a base on the moon. He said at his 90th birthday party (in December, I think), that he wished that ET would hurry up and contact us.

Always the dreamer, always way ahead of us all.

 
 
gibbocat

Congraduashunz CH. teh fyn nawt sekund!
an whut kyoot bebbeh smellymaykerz!!!

 
 
 
AriCat

Monorail…. Ur doin it rong!!!!

gibbocat

yu riiiilee wuntz 2 argyew wif dem??????

 
 
e-beth

Whatevur you do, dont tel mom bout goin to da prinsapel’s ofis rite now

zippee!!!

*that remynds mii ob teh thyme:*

There were 2 skunkz—
Out and In.
Wen In wuz out,
Out wuz in.
One day Out wuz in ann In wuz out.
There mother,
hoo wuz in with Out,
wanted In in.
“Bring In in,”
she sed 2 Out.
So Out wented out
an braught In in.
“How did yoo fynd hem
sew fast?” she askt.
“Instinkt,” hee sed.

 
 
Chessie

sumbody’s gonna raise a stink about dis… ;)

zippee!!!

a skunk sat onna stump.
teh skump thunk teh stump stunk;
teh stump thunk teh skunk stunk.

kitkay

2 mush finking, ai finks.

 
 
 
hamd20

i dont getit…..(well dun on nawt second!)

AriCat

hamd20 if u luks at teh oldar lolcats u miet fine sum unnersandin…

http://icanhascheezburger.com/?s=pew
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/12/12/ambush-pew-pew-pew/
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/04/18/pew-pew-pew/

*pew* iz teh layzurz noys but iz allsoe teh smells of teh stinkeh skunkses…
U geddit naow?
I hoep wurdpres dussen nom mai links!

The Crapture

and heer it am.

linked posts seem to delay

 
 
AriCat

I roted a replai but nordee wurdpres nommed it!
*pew* is saond ov teh layzurz and ollsoe smell of teh stinkeh skunkses
Do a serch for pew on ICHC awesum serch enjin… u’ll geddit den
Kthx

The Crapture

ur replai will show up….but laeter…comments wit lynx alwaeyz seem to get eated

 
Lola Moon

i hayt wrdpress…ai cud nvr keel a mans but i coud killz a wordpress

 
 
The Crapture

forgive me if anything seems exceedingly obvious as yours is a fair question and i do not mean to insult…

“pew” -in addition to being good onomatopoeia (noise-word) for imaginary laser beam sounds and the word for church seating is also an expression used as a reaction to unpleasant smells

so a cluster of skunks also satisfies the “pew pew pew” joke

BamaHern

campin in teh Florid state, i sawed a noez stickin n the skeeter net
finkin it luked liek a rackety-coon chile (wuz a dark nite) - ai fumped himz onna noez. hii jumpz out wer i can seez himz moar better, adn hii dunt lukz rite!?
nex mornin, 3 skunks sashays tru teh kamp