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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
» Learn Lolspeak — teh furst language born of teh intertubes.
I iz just destroying yur garden. Have a nice day.
kitteh sayz
I iz gonna nom U sayz
kthx U wuz delishus and nootrishus
:burp
Concats Cookie’s Human
I haz sum choclit puddings I maded on dah weekendz saved for U.
It will be bery useful for your researchez
wid ….whipt cream??????
or Iscream? or U can haz both.
Wunse agin, Human O’Cookie beets me bai a wiskurr. Conga Rat Shoe Lacings to yoo!
Cookie’s whiskers be magical.
Congaratewlayshuns C.H. an Maus
A tye we haz.
Drinkses an danses awl rownd. Yayyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!
congratulashunz! luks like a twiple crown kinda tye.!
Heer oar sum ties foar teh winners.
~sigh*
I lubs these chezpeeps! So bery clever and swell!
Fankyew moas kyndlee LyP,
Myne haz liddle Ladybugz awn eet.Berree cyoot
Sounds liek this is a gud plas foar teh Bugaloo Daon Broadwai
*step step*
*wiggle stamp*
*step wiggle stamp slide*
~plays air guitar during the break~
*step wiggle stamp!*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-vzp3PW_5w&feature=related
LyP
does yur dans luk lik dis?
Meanwhiles, my termites friends be destroying yur home.
Don’t worries, B happy.
Good wun.
Dis cute picture.
Aint I cyoot as a bug?
chomp chomp now U will bug me no more
as kyoot as a bug in a rug
Cyoot as a bug’s ear.
bugs doant has eers. dey has feeeeeeelers.
doan hurtz himz feellerinz!!!!11
♫ Feelers….nothing more than feelers♫
rumurz dat teh myleneem bug am alyb an well kannawt b dispewtid!!
Being in tech support, i figure while we still have 7,991 years and change, somebody could be up to their harbls in money for centuries if they got started in scaring the bejeezus out of people to find “solutions” for Y-TEN-K
WIN !!1!
I thinked it wuz teh 2027 “epoch” thingy…
A Bugz Lyfe-Ai haz it!!
tree-wai ty! Ebbereewun daon to teh ty-booteek an join me in a rosin korus ob:
wun, too, tree, for, fyv, siks, seben, ate, nyn, ten, eleben, twelv ladybugs caym, to teh ladybug picnic!
They had twelve sacks so they ran sack races
And they fell on their backs and they fell on their faces
The ladybugs 12
At the ladybugs’ picnic
GMTA!
So, heer’s teh nex fers:
They played jump rope but the rope it broke
So they just sat around telling knock-knock jokes
PB2K, wee gots to stop meeting liek tihs…
They had twelve sacks so they ran sack races,
And they fell on their backs and they fell on their faces!
They played jump rope but the rope it broke
So they just sat around telling knock-knock jokes
The ladybugs 12
At the ladybugs’ picnic
Heeeeheeeee!!
Dis song mayded mai boi chik laff an laff wen him wuz liddle!!
hai Tidmum, maus an CH – congraduashuns awn teh multee nawt sekundz!!
Teh Tybooteek am owpin 4 bizniss.
Kum awn in an grabby-paws sumfin yew liek!
eye hab teh pheelin taht CH mai b heddin 4 teh Kirk lownj, martoonie an wip in hadn.
Juss mex yurselbz comfee an enjoi!
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habba mice dai.
Wai fankyew gibbocat,
yew am moast genneruss.
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A liddle decorum am in order,sew as nawt tew skwish teh bugginzez.
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*Karma Karma Karma Kharmeeleyon*
*yew cum an go,yew cum an go-oh-oh-o*……….
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Who let dat leezard in heer?!
Kwik gettim owt afore himz eetz teh paw liddle bugginzez!!!
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Pleez mai ai hab a Martoonie an a bobblehedded cat?
Ohhh an a lawleepop? Fankyew kyndlee.
sir taynlee Tidmumz!!1
B dat teh chawklitt martoonie? wud yew liek sum sprinkuls? wii haz teh noo chawklitt cubburd antz 2 add teh liddul krunch eef yew liek.
Merci bukkits (nawt bloo) fur teh Martoonie – teh sprinkuls add a tuch ob jhu nuss ay kwa tew teh coktayl.
Fankyew foar teh offurr ob choklitt antz,but ai fink mai gestive system am a bit too delicat fur dat sweet,yet krunchee treet.
Dat leezard hoo wuz in heer eerlier mite presheyate dem tho
Yer garden is deelishus an nootrishus! Fanks!
um, iz dis a rerun? i cud swear iz seen dat bug befoar. meh. iz still kyewt
i aer in ur garden eetin ur plantz.
has a nice spwing.
Leaf me alone
Du leibst mir,
Du leibst mir nicht,
Du leibst mir,
Du leibst mir nicht…
Du leibst mir nicht!
I lieb ya, baby, I lieb ya, I lieb ya! Now lieb me alone!
Du leibst mir? Be taht Plattdeutsch or LOLGerman?
MeLolBrooks German…
Vat iz dis “baby”? Der Fuhrer nebber sed dis “baby!”
I am zeh author. You are zeh audience. I outrank you!
sadlee, teh editer an the moovee mens outrank bof uf yu.
Can I help you?
Yes, you vil pleez be unconscious.
O ja sie liebt dich
Schöner kann es gar nicht sein
Ja sie liebt dich
Und da solltest du dich freuen
Sie liebt dich, yeah yeah yeah
Sie liebt dich, yeah yeah yeah
Sie liebt dich, yeah yeah yeah
Yeah!
O komm doch, komm zu mir
Du nimmst mir den Verstand
O komm doch, komm zu mir
Komm gib mir deine Hand
Komm gib mir deine Hand
Komm gib mir deine Hand
Beatlols?
r U stawkin 2 mii?
ai sed – r U stawkin 2 miiii?
Taxi Draiver?
AT LAST!!!! Ar yoo heppee now????
That’s…a little creepy…
Indeed it iz. A liddle sweetee creepee!
~ahem~
Fank yu awl foar attending this broadcast speshul “Life uv Dr Tiny Bug.” Tuday, Dr Tiny Bug shows us hao tu climb blades uv grass and eat them all up. It’s frawt wif excitemint, so bukkle yur seet belts!
duz it kum in IMAX?
Onlee kumz in TINYMAX.
Kthxbai.
*hee hee*
I luv teh idea of TINYMAX! Bery clevver!
Moast sertainmon! Heer sit up close so yu can see teh hares oan teh legs!
ewww…. dat bug needz to shave.
*hee hee*
depilatory — yu needs it!
I mint teh _bug_ needs it, nawt yu, kitsunerina!
ai wuz wundrin ware teh camera wuz… good thing dere isnt wun!
Donut wurry kitsunerina,
ai r growin mai own fur coat at teh momunt!!
It am tew cowld tew shabe teh legzez!!!
Indeed.
Teh TMI. We has it.
ewww…es funnee, thow, en ai naow noes ai em en gud cum punny…
TMI?
Too much info?
yep
i tink is funneh, tho
Stoppin to smel teh rozez, but greetin mah frends furst. Ai hopez ai arnt buggin u!!11!
AWWWWwwwwwww.. That is reelee sweet, too.
o hai … yoo noo heer?
aneewayz. yoo is soo cyoot! not floofy though … y r u not floofy mr. bug?
lets do tha buggy bug jig!
*step back*
*boogy*
*dance*
*boogy boogy jig jump turn*
tank yoo foar yoor generus applorse
Floofy iz in teh eye ov teh beholder.
ai thot beyooty wuz in teh eye uv teh beholder.
I doan see teh diffrence.
*sigh* *thinkz to self* Hao izzit that Romeow ALWAIZ findz teh purrfekt replai???
U noe it.
Ai thot byuty is in teh y ob teh beer-holder!
*sigh* *thinkz to self* An Ambercat – findz teh nebber fail funneh.
*sigh* An JCH4000000000000000000000K findz teh nebber fayl nys!
Floofy is in teh eye of teh bee holder.
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I meens, U holds teh bee, Romeow. I’ll be over heer on teh other side of teh room, in a soot of armer.
LCB, I’ll taek mah chances wif teh bee.
Ebery tiem I gets neer u, I end up gibing mah stuff to ur “charidees.”
Ur a vry generuss individual, Romeow.
I has a needee charrittee. Mah waffull and parfait fund is low. If I runs
out ub dem, teh eers on mah avatar will droop. Muss keep Donkee’s
eers purkee. Juss send dose donasuns too mah paypal account, k?
Kthxbai.
Didz I heer a lawn mower?
Yes! That is eggsACTly wut his face luks like he (oar is it she?) is saying!
Nicey job Romeow!
Fanks, LyP.
Mah Injeh kitteh lubs to eat da bugses, espeshully spiders
herz are a gentle kitteh but can be feroshus tigger when she seez
a bugsey.
yr kitteh sownds sweet!
mai kittehs eet crikits… but they leeves they legz fore me.
in da bafftub… an dawun teh hall…
an awn teh kichen floar.
katydids r speshully squishee… an teh green slyme duznt kleen up well.
She ar the sweetest kitteh evah!
Herz luks lyke ceeleng cat helping to write the lolbible
but herz ar oranj with a big white patch on the chest and
sockses on her feetses.
She neber usez deh pointeh endz on humins
unlike mah odder kitteh who beleefs in striking furst
and asking queshuns later.
Lol! mai 2 r teh same! wun haz never scratchd ennywun, evver…and teh other… well… one uf mai gud frenz calls her “kitti kitti b&*^%” b/c she is such teh unpreedicktable kitteh… goez to u for petz, and then WHAM, nails u with her poyntee endz. Everrywun but me… she lurves me lots.
Yes our boss kitteh Yogeh also lubs me lotz, I ar his favorit humin,
if I ar sick or blue he comez and sitz in my lapz and goes purrpurr.
He are big beautiful tiger kitteh with big tabby splotchez.
Ur kittehs sound 2 cute for wordz leeza_b
Our kittehz they has purrsonalitiez but are lovable all deh same.
Injeh kitteh helps u keep teh pest-free home.
my 2 ole grey tabbeh tigurs usta go wild over teh house-flyz, much wild capering n contortshuns followed by teh nom. i wood B roflmao.
fur me, bugs r teh pleh. many yrs of wilderness campin have NOT made me a conosewer of insekts
mah kittehs is dah turminators of dah bugsies and dah creepeh crawliez
and fur dat I iz thankful
Watt I wanna no is Y de littlest buggies maks de bigest crunchy noises. I alus no wen mai kettehs iz halping mii depestify de garden. Dey CHOMP, CHOMP, CRUNCH, CRUNCH an I noes dere goes annudder afid/catRpiller/worm/spider/fly.
Nice to hab de halp, butt noises bee furry strange.
jus lookin foar a date to teh uglee bug ball? Yu free dis friedday?
R U saying dat I has an uglee?
doant beet me up-
aim nawt awn teh student cownsill… an dey makes up teh dans naymes.
So, r u saying that u doan fink I’z an uglee bugee?
*wiggles antenna*
*blinks big bug eyes*
whai yu think aim aksin yu?
(gosh, no wunder nobuddy dates no moar- is too embarrasin to aks…)
Romanss! Iz a beeyootifull thing!
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Awl in teh I uv teh beeholder!
freekee! dat I must be Hyooooogge! Itz gawt beyootee (teh horse), floooffee, an romans insyde!
*sniff*
*noms teh petals off teh flower*
she no lieks meh
she lieks meh nawt
*sniff*
she no lieks meh
she lieks meh nawt
she no lieks meh
*sulks awai*
She neber gots to see mah cool moves ona danse floor.
nao nao romeow. dont bee 2 bloo. sum of dose gurl buggies… well dey noms de boi buggiess after tehy see ur cool moves. Yu mite hav bin teh nom-ee!
Fanks Lessa-b.
Mebee Ceiling Cat stepped in so I cud be nommed anudder dai.
OH YES!!! ROMEOW!! EBREEWUN CAN SEE. LUK!!!! EBREEWUN
http://WWW.icanhascheezburger.com/2007/12/07/diz-mai-squidz-dun-worry-hez-cool/#comment-177616
JUST SEE ROMEOW’S COOL MOOVEZ. NEBBER BEFOAR OAR SINCE HAS THERE BEEN ANYWUN COOLER THAN AR OWN DEER ROMEOW!!!!
wow, fanks JCH4K… thatz an I openur!!
Romeow.. didn’t noe u were a professhinul! prolly a mirakul u hasnt been nommed yet!
Uh, Romeow….I has a cunfuzzull……
Hey Bugee, ur eyebrows r a liddle too extreme.
R u drawing them on again? Try a moar natural luk next tiem.
alwayz reemember — ceiling cat has teh inordynate fondness for beetles.
Teh Beetles on Penny Lane or the Long and Winding Abbey Road?
*whispurs*
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Hay, guise! Be carefuls whut u says. ICHC is bein’ bugged!
oh noes!
ware is teh bugs tho? letz fynd tehm liek teh sooper spyze duz!
Are tehy…
in teh attick?
the bafftub?
the carpit?
In teh liberry.
Wiv teh kandlestik.
Drain;kitchin sink?
Eaves?
Follyage of the gernaineum?
Garage?
Hidden in ur eyebrows?
In teh Roach Motel?
Jam jar
kitchin sink
lounge-teh leezard gets dem
mai haus?
nexdoor?
over tehre?!
philo-dendron?
quietly nomming on yer cereel fer brekyfast?
redialing yer telephone to order a pizza late in teh nite?
spying on ur nayburs?
taking liberties with ur garbage?
Using up all the TP???
Jumpin in beens?
Karrying pollenz?
Livving on the edge (uv teh leef)
pollynaytin teh flerfs
quietly beein crikkits? ——– Eric Carle’s “teh very quietCricket”
runnin up teh wall
sittink awn mai fut?
Tryin tu hyd in a buk?
Unner teh bedclofes?
Liddle bug
awn blayd ub gwass
U eets mai gardun
Ai kiks yur….awww nebbermind.
Awedsome!
y hallo ther
Loco
Luf dis ‘oh, hai’ from a tiny fren…
Ladys bugs cute, but tiny vamps…suck de juice outta bad amphids in gardens.
Bought a cup o’dem years ago…deys still hard at work…veryy nice and no needs stinky chemikles…
Also, you an put a tiny bit of apple juice on your finger and watch der little mouf parts “drink” it…careful not to splode from the kyoot.
Verreh sneekilees kreepenz lawng teh floer..
Wif meh pocketbuk 2 teh doower…
Xtreemlely strawng fur hymz teensy sighs..
Yousin awl hyms branes n wyls…
Zoom, aiz bork naow… meh for chun flyz…
hai lil fella!1!!1!
Diz haz gotz to be da cootest thing eva!!
o da lil buggi sayz hai 2 me!!!! da buggi iz mai fwend!!!!!!!
Is photochoppped.
I can haz Kafka?
Am suprized: only 2 folkses so far have sujjistd “Photoshop”!
Buggie has Renee Zellweger lips, & wavin’ leg not like other legs….
BUTT it took me 24 hrs to notiss it mself.
Kyoot buggie anyway. My kitties wd nom him.
haha. I think he might actually be flipping us off.
WHAT!!
Thats too cool.
This will sound stupid, but… how do I favorite this?
LOL-A! Haha
lolz thats amazing how they got that
Wuz you pash me
daz cheezburger?
Hai. I just sein if ur gardin haz nom.