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O Hai. We can has donashun fer teh voluteer fier companee?
is you wantin a munnitaree donashun oar a can o’ gusshiee fud typ donomshun?
oopsiee- fergots my mahnahs- congratulahuns!
Teh custumaree: two cheezeburgers pleeze!
so cute yu aer, i gibs you fibe.
Concats Maus iz Ur computers in deh cellar behaving?
Or does they needz sum kickin?
Tehy been gud… laetly. Wun ov tehm “gradyooates” to teh Data Center tomorree.
*sniff sniff*
Tehy grows up so fast…
wow, Maus – maor congratz fer yoo!
Yoo mus bee bery prowd of teh compooters! Tehy will do grate finks in teh Data Center, Iz shur.
i can has cheezbrgrz also?
I can imagine these kittys playing the “jump over the red thing” game endlessly…
particularly rowdililly around 3.30am.
Yup. Is moer fun to plays it in teh dark…
And kittehs are liek “wut? we are beings gud!”
And knock over teh red ting, bounce clunk!!
Con cats, M. Maus!
Wii’s gotz sum loverly hawt choklit fer teh celebrashun! Wuht sort of danz wuld yoo liek? Perhaps a fire hose waltz, to teh toon ov Blaue Donau?
Taht sowndds liek funs. But fer teh moosic, hao bout Teh Embassee Wallts frum Mai Fare Ladee. Is wun ov mai flavorits.
*turns off teh jigs playin on my ‘pooter so I can trai to heer Teh Embasseeee Wallts in mah hed*
I hadna thot ob dat wun!! Iz a grate waltz (I wuz finking of Roxanne).
*curtsies*
Wuld yoo do me teh honor ob dis danz?
Soitenly!
*nyuck nyuck nyuck*
Just kidding…
And…
Step glide quarter turn
Step glide quarter turn
Step glide quarter turn
Step glide quarter turn
*Now everyone moves sided-by-side in a counter-clockwise circle*
Waltz en tournant
Waltz en tournant
Waltz en tournant
Waltz en tournant
*Back to partners
Step glide quarter turn
Step glide quarter turn
Step glide quarter turn
Step glide quarter turn
*Music comes to the crescendo*
Full turn and POSE!
*fans self, feeling slitely faint an giddie, as tho Ai mai swoon*
Oh Mai! Taht wuz wun ov teh bestest waltzes Ai’z ebber had!
Fank you bery mush, Maus!!
*whispurrs* Maus – duz yoo kno teh zweifacher? If so, wuld yoo caer to try a turn arown teh floor? I kan find us an eeze tune fur it.
I fink I noes sumthing liek it. When we did MFL, part ov teh coreeogrrphee had sum steps liek it. Yoo waltzez togethur and tehn spins sied-by-sied, yes?
Tahts sorta whut the “waltz en tournant” step iz…
in teh bershun Ai kno, yoo spins wif yur partner. (but tehn agin, I lernred frum a ladee who knos teh “traditishunal” danzes).
Waltz Waltz Waltz Pivot Pivot (sum combinashun ov waltz steps an pivots)
1-2-3, 1-2-3, 1-2-3, 1-2, 1-2 iz teh moosikal pattren. I hab moosishun frenz woo liek to make up teh toon to confuzzle teh danzers. Maeks fun an inneresting an fun danz!
Pwned- see hao yoo likes dis waltz-
WARNING rated V : containz anomated violinz.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOlG8Ut-gTc&feature=related
tooooo hard fur da panfer kitteh!!!!!
Ai jus clap along oar sumfing.
Oh!!! Maus an PB2K!! That wuz so byootiful. Moar byootiful eben tahn teh Akt II Swan Lake Corps de Ballet.
Ai haz teerz in mai eyez – so ELEGANT!!!! Ai hope teh video turns out – so we cn see it again and again,
Ai must sit down now – mai kneez ar week frum teh sheer awsumness ov it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0teFZgvhrcM&feature=related
dis teh rite wun? danzin startz aroun 5:10
*getz vidyo camerah out to rekord maus n Pwnd danzin*.
ah, datz so elolgant.
mebee we cans puttid on yoootoob!
I fink, MoS, taht that waltz is frum War and Peace. Meebbe. Dunz’t luk liek Mai Fare Ladee to me.
Dis is teh Embassy Waltz, but nawt wif Audrey Hepburn:
you aer rite. i putted teh rong linkee. fankz fur teh korrecshun!
Sry: teh YooToobes is blockded at mai werks…
oops. frgoted. jest has too yuse yer majinashun.
Wow dat ar quite da purrformance
:clapz fuzzy pawzes for Maus and PB2K
wtf!? catz r not suppoazed to werk!1!!
u hafta maek ur hooman go to werk.
eye kan downayt ai mach eef am N E ewz 2 teh fyr kumpnee?
for teeny weenie fires.
we can has cookout, mummah? skewer sum meeses? a few o’ doze peeps?
and cheezburgers
Taht wud be cheezpeeps, ob corse.
noooooooes, we duznt BBQ teh cheezpeeps. i mint doze peeps az seend on teh last pic. the mershmellow kinds.
*stawps runnin* OH, yu meen dose kinda peeps. ai wuz wurried…
altho tehy sey ai taystes guud wif teh BBQ sawss
yur nawt sposed to toast teh mershmellow peeps?
uh-oh….
Nah. Yoo puts tehm inna nookrowaev:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peeps#Peep_jousting
ohmy, how culd i resist. doze eyez, doze wishhkas!
good fing i gots my CHRG w D
oopsie. splolchek nawt werking. shud be CHRG-WMD.
I fink I has not been payin attenshun laetly. Waht is “WMD”?
well. dat sorta fing is eezy to miss.
in dish contekst meens “wif maus’s dongle”.
Oh hai Mary, I so glad u splaind taht. I wuz vizulizing deh
CHRG wif deh Wepunz uv Much Destrukshun. Dat wud be
gibbing deh splortz a hoel new meening.
i can has wun uv dose?
Hey Mary is Uz OK, I haz some warm choklit milk and a floofy blankeh
if U feelz a splort coming on.
oooo.dat looks good. i can mix teh chnoklit wif my prubian blend coffeeee?
fanks…*mixes two in ginormous porcelincupwifhandpaintedperiwinkuls.*
berry thoty ob yu.
Home made mocha for da win!
I luvs dat drinkee
Hear, haz sum…
*glug glug glug*
i eben letchoo has the RoyalDoolton whndpayntedperiwinkuls.
O fanks, is U trying to channel Hycinth Bukkit?
Then I hopez I doezn’t spill some mocha and breakz ur
preshus cupz
Oopsie, oh noez I just spilled mocha on Ur delikat tableclothz
I sowee Mawee O
iz no problem. i nawt channeling Hyacinth.
I aer her good twin, Sweepea, whoo libs in MaryCah. My seens aways gets cutted frum teh sho. I likez libbin crosst teh pawnd cuss i duznt has to go tew hers candlolite suppahs.
…adn i duznt haz to accumpanee her “singin” (pooor Emmet)
Haz yew got rum fur a Pony?
yes. its called “My Little”; has purpul mane. comes wif a teenytinee comb.
…but Hyacinth carefullee leabs doze de tails owt wen she tellz her frens.
i duzn’t haz a mer saydeez dough. has a red BMW wif sunroof.
puttid togevver frum a kit (nuthah detayl Hyacinth omits).
Adn, i mistyped erliyer. I aer rilly Violet’s good twin.
Luv to eet dem mousies,
mousies I luv to eet,
bite dey liddle heds off,
and chew dey liddle feeet.
mai frend gawt meh da Klieban 2008 calendar (reprints – fambly pwns the estate or sumfing, so…dey still print owld pikchurs eben dough Klieban iz ober da brige)
an March 12 was dat wun!
Ai taped it tu mai wal.
I din’t kno dey stil made dem. I mus git one, eben thow it’s March. Many hours of njoymint reediing Jan and Feb.
(Scampers off to the Mall)
Frum Bernard Kliban! Wun ov teh bestest kitteh luvers dat eber walked on
dis earf. Too bad he died in 1991, ore we wuld has so menny moar rlly
wunnerful kitteh kalenders all over teh plaise!
Yay luv thoz meatloaf cat. He had my saim birfday but ai stll alibe. Got crismustree cat cup rite here. maid in Ingerland. Gud as periwickel cup abuv?
All clear….nuffin’ to see here. Move along nao……
ooookitteehs! if i start nuther kitchen fire, will you cums & puttid out? (nawt dat i wud no bout such a fing)
nope. me neever. wut? doaz blak mawks on da seelin? oh, um, dat wuz mai uttemp at mawdurn art. yoo doan lyke it?
whoa! i likes de wae yu fink.
“Maw durn art”
*wisperz* ceeling???? heehee we’re talkin seerius purfoarmance type art heer.
shhh…doan tell nobuddee, but dat, um, purrformans iz wai ai’m nawt allowd tu maek frenchinfryz no moar. onlee wii leedel bitz uv oyl fer mii naow.
U shud try fryin in a wok, Uz can deep fry wid only using a liddel bit ov oilz.
Of course fried foodz be delishus but not nootrishus
OT (sorta)
For over 30 years I ALWAYS kept a fire extinguisher next to the stove. A couple years ago my toaster oven caught fire, but no prob cause I had the extinguisher. I immediately got another one, and about three weeks later my microwave caught fire, so used the new extinguisher. That day bought another one for my kitchen and three more for my friends. Everything has been ok for a while now, but the extinguishers are a great investment. Rather replace the toaster oven and the microwave than the whole kitchen. (I never claimed to know how to cook).
Patticlan, ur rite! U juss neber noe.
A fren had an oven fire and put it out with teh extinguisher. I got her a noo one that is awl white, and streemlined frum Home Depot fur $25 cheezburgers. It actually luks nice in teh kitchen.
*sigh*
I still habs teh wed won.
Iz good 2 keep firestinguitcher many places in house, also keep spare merjency kittehz as shown in picture
itteh bitteh fire brigade warms my hart!
an mai kitteh paws wen dey gits cold
Wher’s dere lil firehats adn soots? Adn how bout teh teeny firehoseses? Ai finks mebee der mus be a lil teen-tiny mowse brigaide sumwear az a bak-up, wich stays rlly far bak; der’s alwayz teh danjur ov windyng up in teh teeny-tiny kitteh lunch pails.
Wut kind ov maskot duz tihs fire brigade hab? I cant see dose adorabubble kittehs letting a goggie be dere maskot (eben if itz a kyoot dalmashun).
Dey kin git a YNG, an dress him onlee in turnowt pants an boots! Yummee!! Dat’s da maskot fur mee!!
Yay onceajinx! wut a brilliant Idee!
Can we put suspenders/braces awn him, too?
*wanders off towards teh nawty barn to see if YNG iz dun wif all our irining*
Ai arsked mai hansum fyre Brigord fren iffin himz wud beez teh ICHC Fyre Brigord mascot,inna turnowt pants an bootz.-Him sed sawree himz reserbed fur himz Wyfe
Himz wuz beree flattered tho..
YNG wud be awsum .
dere wuz a ladeez nite own Deel oar no deel wun taim. tehy had fierfiters hoald teh kases. wuz verry gneiss iCandee.
Around heer, da firemenz stand owt at da traffick lites and u spose 2 put monee in dere boots (nawt wearin dem at the tyem). It goes for sum chyldrun’z charitee.
Ai’ve been known 2 burn sum fud in da kitshin. Ai awlmos cawt da howse on fir3 when ai made a caek – yeers ago, tho.
I almost caused a fire when I were a teen kitlet, my mommeh tolded me to turn off the stove top in five minutes while she were running sum errands and I forgottid
I were studying or something and then mah neighbor comez to mah house
and sayz what is happening I smell something burning and lo behold there was fumes coming out of da kitchen, I wents in and switchded off the stove top.. the sauce pan had blackened beyond beleef and whatever was in da pan had become
charcoal.., we had to throw da pan awayz
and I got a tongue lashing (well deserved) from mommeh.
but she were happeh and releefed that I were safe and hadn’t burned the house down…
ai almost did taht lasst friedday.
lukee me ai wuz jus boilin wadder.
I libs rite outside teh Warshington DC. On that Very Bad Day in 2001, all teh local firemans responded to teh huge fire at teh Pentagon. On teh noos that nite they showed a heap of donated fuds, watters and stuff at one of teh stations for teh firemans who was working so hard. Then they showed a huge box of MilkBones someone gived for teh reskew dogs and that was all it took to unleash all teh tears I had built up all day.
.
A week or so later I had to take one of mah kittehs to teh vet, who is just a mile up teh road from teh Pentagon. They sed they treated a lot of teh reskew dogs there, mostly for cut or burned pawpads. Made me sad and proud at teh same time.
.
Yay firemans! Yay reskew dogs!
Yayyyyyyyyyyfrum me tew!!!
Fyremans an reskew dogz bees much awsum.An awl merjenzee peepz an animlols.
You r safe with us in da houze u know…
hoo maded teh itty bitty stairs foar teh itty bitty kittehs?
do they goes to atik oar basemnt?
Looks like a flat space between a cabinet and wall.
.
Unless… mabye thye is not itty bitty kittehs at all but insted r giant kittehs wif giant fire exten… exitin… putter-outer in a normal-size hallway! AAAAAAAaaaaaaahhhhh!
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‘scuse me. I has to go out now and buy a elebenty-umpteen pound bag of Kitten Chow.
Cuutest. Fyr. Fyters. Evah.
Yes they is. They looks like they would only be able to puts out candles on a birfday cake, tho.
.
A birfday cake for someone not very old, at that.
Quick R2D2 work faster, we must get out before compactor squishes us.
an ai lyeks teh noo payntjob. fyr enjin red brings owt teh kuller uv yer blinkee eye- jus wach owt foar chewee, he is kinda liek a dawg.
*beep beep bo BWWEEEEEEP??!!!*
O gud. Nao if peepulz’ hedz goez “foof” insted uv “splort” frum u much kyoot, we iz kuvurd.
Rarrr!
When was u asked to comment?
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(Plz to not low-burger me, kthx. That is a TV sho ref.)
[is extremely tempted to loburg LCB now, you know, just because]
U do and I’ll be sorry!
Naow naow, we is awl cheezfrenz here. nun uv dis siblin ryevalree…
…i has BRUTHER??
But yoo eated him…
pitee too, kuz him wuz cyoot.
Dis is mah favvvverit ICHC evar!!! Splort!
oh deers…
cleen up awn teh isle uv birds…
When ur done on teh isle ov birds, can u go over and splain something to Ricky on teh isle of Loosy? kthx
ai dont splain nething…
ai onlie sums up.
LOL!!!
So cute. Mebbe kittehs wantz to pay back firefighterz for rescuiing so many other kittehs. But if little kittehs gonna fight real firez, they needz some donashuns so they can get real gearz, like 4-legged turnout coatz and little bitty SCBA devices.
Look i’s know wen da pire happund you coulds’nt pind it… but I’s don know how it’s got here!! Neder does he!!
mummy haz a kabinet juhst wike tis. hope she doeshnut schickt ush in there two
Kittehs play Fire Truck
Make “reeeew-reeeew” siren noises
So I sez “Mai Hairbllz is on pire baby, meeet me in da closit” and she brinz dis ting lulz
itty bitty kitty anything is awsome
hah
I love these little itty bitty guys :3