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Maus

O Hai. We can has donashun fer teh voluteer fier companee?

mary O'Spockn

is you wantin a munnitaree donashun oar a can o’ gusshiee fud typ donomshun?

mary O'Spockn

oopsiee- fergots my mahnahs- congratulahuns!

 
Maus

Teh custumaree: two cheezeburgers pleeze!

mary O'Spockn

so cute yu aer, i gibs you fibe.

two_kittehs

Concats Maus iz Ur computers in deh cellar behaving?
Or does they needz sum kickin?

Maus

Tehy been gud… laetly. Wun ov tehm “gradyooates” to teh Data Center tomorree.
*sniff sniff*
Tehy grows up so fast…

PwnedBy2Kittehs

wow, Maus - maor congratz fer yoo!

Yoo mus bee bery prowd of teh compooters! Tehy will do grate finks in teh Data Center, Iz shur.

 
 
 
 
biscuitbarrel

i can has cheezbrgrz also?

 
 
 
Maus

I can imagine these kittys playing the “jump over the red thing” game endlessly…

mary O'Spockn

particularly rowdililly around 3.30am.

Maus

Yup. Is moer fun to plays it in teh dark…

Allen

And kittehs are liek “wut? we are beings gud!”

greasycat

And knock over teh red ting, bounce clunk!!

 
 
 
 
 
PwnedBy2Kittehs

Con cats, M. Maus!

Wii’s gotz sum loverly hawt choklit fer teh celebrashun! Wuht sort of danz wuld yoo liek? Perhaps a fire hose waltz, to teh toon ov Blaue Donau?

Maus

Taht sowndds liek funs. But fer teh moosic, hao bout Teh Embassee Wallts frum Mai Fare Ladee. Is wun ov mai flavorits.

PwnedBy2Kittehs

*turns off teh jigs playin on my ‘pooter so I can trai to heer Teh Embasseeee Wallts in mah hed*

I hadna thot ob dat wun!! Iz a grate waltz (I wuz finking of Roxanne).

*curtsies*

Wuld yoo do me teh honor ob dis danz?

Maus

Soitenly!
*nyuck nyuck nyuck*
Just kidding…

Maus

And…
Step glide quarter turn
Step glide quarter turn
Step glide quarter turn
Step glide quarter turn
*Now everyone moves sided-by-side in a counter-clockwise circle*
Waltz en tournant
Waltz en tournant
Waltz en tournant
Waltz en tournant
*Back to partners
Step glide quarter turn
Step glide quarter turn
Step glide quarter turn
Step glide quarter turn
*Music comes to the crescendo*
Full turn and POSE!

PwnedBy2Kittehs

*fans self, feeling slitely faint an giddie, as tho Ai mai swoon*

Oh Mai! Taht wuz wun ov teh bestest waltzes Ai’z ebber had!

Fank you bery mush, Maus!!

*whispurrs* Maus - duz yoo kno teh zweifacher? If so, wuld yoo caer to try a turn arown teh floor? I kan find us an eeze tune fur it.

Maus

I fink I noes sumthing liek it. When we did MFL, part ov teh coreeogrrphee had sum steps liek it. Yoo waltzez togethur and tehn spins sied-by-sied, yes?

Maus

Tahts sorta whut the “waltz en tournant” step iz…

 
PwnedBy2Kittehs

in teh bershun Ai kno, yoo spins wif yur partner. (but tehn agin, I lernred frum a ladee who knos teh “traditishunal” danzes).

Waltz Waltz Waltz Pivot Pivot (sum combinashun ov waltz steps an pivots)

1-2-3, 1-2-3, 1-2-3, 1-2, 1-2 iz teh moosikal pattren. I hab moosishun frenz woo liek to make up teh toon to confuzzle teh danzers. Maeks fun an inneresting an fun danz!

mary O'Spockn

Pwned- see hao yoo likes dis waltz-

WARNING rated V : containz anomated violinz.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOlG8Ut-gTc&feature=related

 
 
 
 
dapanferkitteh

tooooo hard fur da panfer kitteh!!!!!

Ai jus clap along oar sumfing.

 
JanetCanHas4Kittehs

Oh!!! Maus an PB2K!! That wuz so byootiful. Moar byootiful eben tahn teh Akt II Swan Lake Corps de Ballet.

Ai haz teerz in mai eyez - so ELEGANT!!!! Ai hope teh video turns out - so we cn see it again and again,

Ai must sit down now - mai kneez ar week frum teh sheer awsumness ov it.

 
 
 
mary O'Spockn

*getz vidyo camerah out to rekord maus n Pwnd danzin*.
ah, datz so elolgant.
mebee we cans puttid on yoootoob!

 
PwnedBy2Kittehs

I fink, MoS, taht that waltz is frum War and Peace. Meebbe. Dunz’t luk liek Mai Fare Ladee to me.

Dis is teh Embassy Waltz, but nawt wif Audrey Hepburn:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGHRMlaFUHo&feature=related

mary O'Spockn

you aer rite. i putted teh rong linkee. fankz fur teh korrecshun!

 
 
Maus

Sry: teh YooToobes is blockded at mai werks…

mary O'Spockn

oops. frgoted. jest has too yuse yer majinashun.

two_kittehs

Wow dat ar quite da purrformance
:clapz fuzzy pawzes for Maus and PB2K

 
 
experiment 626

wtf!? catz r not suppoazed to werk!1!!
u hafta maek ur hooman go to werk.

 
 
 
 
 
 
gibbocat

eye kan downayt ai mach eef am N E ewz 2 teh fyr kumpnee?

 
 
mary O'Spockn

for teeny weenie fires.

mary O'Spockn

we can has cookout, mummah? skewer sum meeses? a few o’ doze peeps?

two_kittehs

and cheezburgers

Jessarakitty

Taht wud be cheezpeeps, ob corse.

mary O'Spockn

noooooooes, we duznt BBQ teh cheezpeeps. i mint doze peeps az seend on teh last pic. the mershmellow kinds.

kitsunerina

*stawps runnin* OH, yu meen dose kinda peeps. ai wuz wurried…

altho tehy sey ai taystes guud wif teh BBQ sawss

 
leeza-b

yur nawt sposed to toast teh mershmellow peeps?
uh-oh….

 
 
 
 
 
mary O'Spockn

ohmy, how culd i resist. doze eyez, doze wishhkas!
good fing i gots my CHRG w D

mary O'Spockn

oopsie. splolchek nawt werking. shud be CHRG-WMD.

Maus

I fink I has not been payin attenshun laetly. Waht is “WMD”?

mary O'Spockn

well. dat sorta fing is eezy to miss.
in dish contekst meens “wif maus’s dongle”.

cweenmj

Oh hai Mary, I so glad u splaind taht. I wuz vizulizing deh
CHRG wif deh Wepunz uv Much Destrukshun. Dat wud be
gibbing deh splortz a hoel new meening.

kitsunerina

i can has wun uv dose?

 
 
 
 
 
two_kittehs

Hey Mary is Uz OK, I haz some warm choklit milk and a floofy blankeh
if U feelz a splort coming on.

mary O'Spockn

oooo.dat looks good. i can mix teh chnoklit wif my prubian blend coffeeee?
fanks…*mixes two in ginormous porcelincupwifhandpaintedperiwinkuls.*
berry thoty ob yu.

two_kittehs

Home made mocha for da win!
I luvs dat drinkee

mary O'Spockn

Hear, haz sum…
*glug glug glug*

i eben letchoo has the RoyalDoolton whndpayntedperiwinkuls.

two_kittehs

O fanks, is U trying to channel Hycinth Bukkit?
Then I hopez I doezn’t spill some mocha and breakz ur
preshus cupz
Oopsie, oh noez I just spilled mocha on Ur delikat tableclothz
I sowee Mawee O

mary O'Spockn

iz no problem. i nawt channeling Hyacinth.
I aer her good twin, Sweepea, whoo libs in MaryCah. My seens aways gets cutted frum teh sho. I likez libbin crosst teh pawnd cuss i duznt has to go tew hers candlolite suppahs.

mary O'Spockn

…adn i duznt haz to accumpanee her “singin” (pooor Emmet)

 
Tidmum

Haz yew got rum fur a Pony? :lol:

mary O'Spockn

yes. its called “My Little”; has purpul mane. comes wif a teenytinee comb.

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mary O'Spockn

…but Hyacinth carefullee leabs doze de tails owt wen she tellz her frens.

 
 
mary O'Spockn

i duzn’t haz a mer saydeez dough. has a red BMW wif sunroof.
puttid togevver frum a kit (nuthah detayl Hyacinth omits).
Adn, i mistyped erliyer. I aer rilly Violet’s good twin.

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Nivek

Luv to eet dem mousies,
mousies I luv to eet,
bite dey liddle heds off,
and chew dey liddle feeet.

dapanferkitteh

mai frend gawt meh da Klieban 2008 calendar (reprints - fambly pwns the estate or sumfing, so…dey still print owld pikchurs eben dough Klieban iz ober da brige)
an March 12 was dat wun!

Ai taped it tu mai wal.

Nivek

I din’t kno dey stil made dem. I mus git one, eben thow it’s March. Many hours of njoymint reediing Jan and Feb.

(Scampers off to the Mall)