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yes, do it one leg at a time like everyone else.
Darn. Yoo beets me too it Ms. O’Cookie…
Thanks you, dear Maus.
And tell your lazee hyumon to clean out the litter box more often.
Mabye human is not lazy.
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Mabye kitteh is SO cyoote allda time that human is too bizzy takin’ photograffs to do any householed chores.
Yah, datz mai storie N ai’m stikkin 2 it !
Kitteh looks like something is stikkin 2 hims left foot.
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“Ratzenfratzen hyoomins! Leavin their ABC gum onda flore!”
snurt
I try using that excuse for the way MY house looks…duzzn’t work.
Oft-repeeted konversayshun between huzband and me:
Me: Come here, quick!
Huzband: What iz it?
Me: Come here! Really, come quick!
Huzband: Its not for something silly, iz it? I’m buzy!
Me: No! Really, you need to come here!
(Huzband arrives; I point out Cookie’s latest kyuut position or aktivitee)
Huzband: You called me away to see THIS?
Me: But look how kyoot she is!
Huzband: You said it was something important, not silly!
Me (beaming wid maternal kitteh-love at Cookie): But look at her…she’s perfect!
Huzband: Don’t call me again for silly stuff.
Me: Okay.
*Wait a half hour; repeat conversation*
So sweet. Yu waits.
dis konbursashun neber hapins at mqi haous. nebur nebur ebur! nope!
CongaRatz GH furr ur nawt secund!!!1!
Lukz liek kitteh iz stil doin himz irish jiggy fing…juss kant srawp!
Wut wud U liek furr cellAbrashun?
*oopsie…Ai mint “kant sTawp”*
I guesses some MC Hammer time be good!
shhhh, eberybuddy. mowr respect is needed. taht is teh emperor putting hims clothes on.
win!
but… heze neekkkid!
- thus begins Teh Storee uv Teh Boi Whut Wuz Throwd in Prisun Foar Disrespecktin Teh Empror…
…and waterboarded.
DO NOT WANT!
Donut beez teh worry. They used teh Empror’s Noo Watterbored and teh Empror’s Noo Watters. Boi was fine.
hai cookie comgradgimanations on ferst poast! lol! srsly. wat kine uv danse u wantz?
Once I tried putting on my pants two legs at a time because I thought it would be faster. But, no, it actually took longer.
he be dancin & dressin at saem tyme.
i think dis kitteh moar ob an old time rock n roll kitteh whose humans has just lefted for werk…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ilaUVGjMkJo&feature=related
All things told, Throwback Kitty was secretly glad that no-one else could see his parachute pants.
whai, whuts so bad ‘bowt teh parashoots?
They is teh noysy. This morning I leaved mah house and a lady warin’ parashoot patnts was walking by on teh sidewalk. She was fast-walking, like she was eggsercizing or else practicing to be in a Benny Hill skit whare they speed up teh walking while “Yakkety Sax” plays.
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Anyway, her pants kept saying “whooshwhooshwhooshimittywhoosh”. She went one way and I went teh other, but our paths crossed again in teh parking lot when I heered behind me this “whooshwhooshwhooshimittywhoosh” noise.
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I’m all for exercise (*somebody* had to do it, after all) but please ware kwiet clothings, k? Please, won’t somebody think of teh LOLnaybors?
Yeah, watz sew bad about da parashoot pantz?
I knoe sumbodee who took hur dryver’s lisense test in parashoot pantz. It was 1984 and hur initials are ‘rhsb’. :-0
B-sides, dey comes in handy if u happens to fall out of an ayrplain.
Hip-Hop kitteh is hip-hopping…
Can’t touch this…
Pleez doant hurt um, Hammur!
Eksaktly song ai had in maind.
moar parryshute pantz!!
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kannawt S cayp teh parryshute pantz 2 dai!
But eye gess wunz yur in em am diffykult 2 gedowt?
Eeeek! Ouch! Cat-littr!
stoopy hyooman wont sweep teh floor… littr hurts wen yu step awn it- speshully iffn yu wuz sleepwokin…
Lego be MUCH wurs.
Lego almoast ruuned mai foots wen mai boi was lil kitteh. Adn you nebber rlly gets rid ov dem-dey shows up fur years, unner cowches adn hydden in teh sofa pyllowes; Lego lives furevver!
mai feetz agree.
mai sistr- she beleefed taht the floor = moar storage spase.
me- ai wandrs at nite.
teh lite is bai her bed.
we didnt get along too well…
nawt catlittur - wii cawlz eet sh11t gr11t !!
Ur discerning taste. Let u show us it.
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Come on, we’re wayting…
U disernd dat eye am tayztliz an owdurliz - fanx 2 teh benefytz ov teh cybur spayz.
but IRL eye haf mush flavr an sum daiz wai 2 mush odur.
*spritt spritt*
teh ‘eau du laftur’ am mai bess fren!
Nao wen eye goez shawpinz ebberee buddee chukkulz
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*inhales deeply*
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Mmmmm… u smell handsome.
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*snifsnif*
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*giggles*
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*chuckles*
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*guffaws in a rather unladycatburglarlike way*
duz u smell like peanut busstur parfait or waffulls?
Y he wear white sox wif deh blak pantz? sum1 call deh fashun police!
Stacicat and Clintoncat willz tellz U what not 2 wear
Teh white glubbz only apropreeate 4 deh forml okkashunz, not 4 deh ebberday wheringz. And deh blak spotz on deh shirt….must be frowing out deh shirt dat cannot be kleended!!!
I iz a cute kitteh as is and haz no needz fur Ur fashun advice.
Kthx bai
But ai tink dis kitteh iz wearin a tuxedo! Ai tinks himz byootiful wifowt clothez.
Jus go nekkid, kitteh! U gots da bodee fur it!
(Oooh, I punned!)
Gud pun rhsb!!
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Oh, Jess, dis reelee am bootiful kitteh. Shiney furz, cyoot spltch on deh noez. In fact, wif deh cyoot belleh spotz, i may haf to go in 4 deh snorgle! Snorkul, plz.
oh I lieks teh kitteh’s ensemble….. luks liek she is wearing leg warmurs!
I thing she iz doing teh FLASHDANZ!
wut a FEELINE!
…I can haz it all,
nao I want yr cheezburgers….!
kitteh haznt putted teh soks on yet. thoz is hims (hers? - iz so hards 2 tellem apart naodais) wite feets!
Heh. I wuz lookin at sum photo ablums teh odder day–pichers frum mah byootiful, romantickle weddin. Dere’s wun of mah daddycat in his tuxedo–wif BLOO sox. An not dark bloo, needer.
Oh, teh horror, teh horror!
Haha, teh bass/baritowne at lawst koir consert was wayrinks tails and POIPLE sox!
luks laik himz has a whyte shorts pants suit on alreddy…… wit whyte sox
hao himz getz in dis posishun ennyways?
oh noes, we wuz finkin teh sayme ting……… kinda laik
I haz buutifull furz I no needz pantz,
U pink monkeh, on dah udder hand
shud neber be seen widout Ur pantz
Kthx bai
Getting ready for anuffer long day at the awfice
I lyk to singa abowt teh moona and teh joona…
oh hai. should b 2-step kitteh!
U put ur left foot in,
U put ur left foot owt,