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tries harder
*awwwww* we taeks u 2 forevar home nao…
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tries harder
*awwwww* we taeks u 2 forevar home nao…
picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: Nik423
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It works! I’ll take her!
Resistance is futile!
congratulashuns! luks like a tie wif Tidmum?
Yay!
I thinks Tidmun will agree that today’s ties should be green in honor o’ St. Patrick, with perhaps a few little black and white kittie hairs stuck to them from hugging this little kitteh.
Congatewlayshuns CH!!!
We kan haz teh green an floof cubbered tyz!!1!
Iyrish Jiggz,Irysh Kawfee or Teh Ginniss.
As we am also celerybraytin Pi dai,ai fink wes hud hab Iyrishstew Pi wib Tatties an cabbidje,followed bai Key lime Pi.
Nom nom Nom..Yay fur virtchewal fud!!!-No borked diet todai!!
There once was a kyoot little kitty
Black and white and rilly kwite pretty
To honor St. Pat
We adopted this kat
And named her Lass Itty O’Bitty!
Yayyyy!!!
*fuzzy pawz clappin wildlee*
A “Limerick” fur St.Paddiez Dai.
Kitty Blue Eyes ..
Mawst eggsellent CH! Tank yew fawr yer rime o’bestest!
ahll drnk 2 DAT!
omy. lukkat de wishkers…de lil pinkee noze…
kitteh, you duznt hab to try sew hard. you had me at hewow.
Mais Oui??? Can yoo get awt teh CCC an round up teh staff. Ai’m gonna bee goan fur prittee much teh rest ov teh – and there’ gonna be an AWFUL lot ov splorting going awn. Keep a lukout fur Daarkwolff – he just can’t taek teh cyootl Thankz!!!
*splort* Wowz, thair wuzn’t enny warning foar taht wun! Sorrees…
Sheesh..not onlee iz mah hed reddy to splort, but mah hart is all borked, too.
I aktually teared up at teh desk, and I usually do nawt do taht sort of thing.
Iz maek me teary tew, but mosly cuz he remins me uv mi Baggy hoo I losted lass week. I miss hims very mush
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Oh {{{{{{{charlie74656}}}}}} Ai am so soree. Ai noe yoo misses hims moast fiercelee.
Just trai to remember that he now libs in yur hart. An will alwayz be wif yoo. But . . .sorree . . .can’t rite enemoar. Nao ai’m craing too. Still haven’t gotten over mai beloved Florian. An it’s been almoast three yeerz now.
He had teh pinkee pinkee toesies.
Fankyoo Janet, yes I lubs hims forebber an I noes we had gud times togebber. He wuz old and had bad hart and tho teh rest of hims wuz fit enuff hiz hart wuz not. But I wuz there for him (middul of teh nite) and am vewy grateful that he did not haf to be alone. Wuz not fun and we had to get teh nice vet out of his warm bed, but wuz best for teh Baggy boy. Naow hims has nice cosy sleeps in my garden adn I has pretty white rose to member hiz liddle white paws. Oh, adn lots ob photos. (I lubs lectric fotografs!)
Oh, dis my Baggy boy
http://www.flickr.com/photos/charlieallery/sets/72157603988574817/
thanks fur sharing wif us, Charlee! Teh roses be such a lubbly nice touch to ‘member his liddle pawzees.
{{{{{charlie}}}}}} fanks fur sharin.
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Teh Baggy boy wuz much hansum-teh beeyootiful eyez !1!
Fanks fer sharin him wib us.
Teh roses bee a wunnerful tribyoot tew him.
Ai planted a “Peace” rose ober mai Nermal,it flourished an mayded teh happee memmeriez sew sweet.
Oh Charlie, I am so sorry for your loss! And you as well, Janet! #hugs# It will be two years in May since I lost my horse. It never goes away, but at leasy ot it does get easier to bear as time goes on. I like to think of them watching over us until they can see us again.
Teh roses are a lovely idea- when we aer out of teh apartment, and have a place of our own (and lots of kittehs and goggies and ratties and other animinals!) I will find a rose bush for Cam. Thank you so much for the idea!
Fank yoo UD. I wanted sumfin to take wiv me if I leave teh house I has naow and sumfin to stop curious kittehs or foxes diggin up my Baggy boy. Adn I see meny peeps saying dat teh roses is bootiful wiv teh kittehs under dem. Iz miniature bush but I waits for giant roses cuz my Baggy boy wuz such a hansome boy wil be vewy gud fud for teh pretty flowerz.
Deer Charlie, we awl haz a sad fur you abawt your sweet tuxedo-
type Baggy boy. He’s naow wif Ceiling Cat adn mai two awld
Labrador goggies of fond memory. Dey awl be up dere, jes runnin
all arownd adn havin lotz of fun adn gamez (wif eyndless dinnrs ov
cheezbergers adn treetz!)
*splort*
Quickly steps in, sweeps brains cairfully up, geentlee places dem bak in
head, bandages head wif purple bandaging, hands a cookie and a warm
fuzzy blanket wif green tigers on it while puppeh and kitteh team jump into
yur arms to help u recooperate.
Oh yeah, by the way. is O’Spockn Like Dr.Spock from Star Trek?
Not if I get there first! Not-yet-adopted kitteh has been taken in by the whole world!
Ai will adopt yew sweetiee Pie!!
naow, fur onie 5 dollurz a dai
YOO can suppert dis lil kitten!
kontakt compahshun todai!!!
kittenz need ur luv an suppert.
suppert…dinnert…wutever u wanna calls it.
All tese peeps adoptin teh valentyn kitteh. We may need to ask Wyz King Solomon wat to do.
King Solomon sez: “Divide teh kitteh in liddul peeces.”
Hmmph. I tink he moar a wize guy…. dividin lil kitteh, dat’s nawt rite!
Oh, yeah? Well we asked teh King Nomolos and he sed not to divide teh kitteh but insted to take all teh peeps wanting to adopt kitteh and gloo them togevver into one grate big peep to adopt teh kitteh.
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BTW, King Nomolos sez u can buy teh gloo rite here in his castle at teh gift shop and hardwares store. kthxbuy.
u haz a funnies! King Nolomos are teh wisest-guy king EVAH!
Oh, isn’t he just? He’s much moar fun to hang around wif than that stoopy, goody-two-shoos King Solomon.
D’oh! WE NEEDS SPLORTZ ALERTS!!!!!! I almost had a aksident!!! Gud ting I has mai CRG (wdoi) handee alla tiem.
Kyoot kitteh stoleded my hart and wares it arownd her nek.
That be very poetic.
Yesh….FTaaaaaW!
oh mai!
SPLORTZ!!!
kittey so berry cytoo
Permisshun 2 help wif doze who splorted?
All Hands on dek fur teh splort eppidemmic!!!!
CCC am groanin wib extry suppliez.
Call Dr Tinycat Stat
We needz teh purrfesshonals!!!!!
*runnin rownd dolin owt sawft blankeez,hawt chokklit an possum shayped chokklits*
*Wype wype wype*
*mop mop mop*
*sweep sweep sweep*
*scoop scoop scoop*
……..Keep teh suppliez cummin……………..!!
*Plop plop plop*
*Pat pat pat*
CHRG(wdoi) fur yew,wun fur yew, heer yew go,wun fer yew…..
Wrap rown teh duk taype 3 tymes………..
Phew!!! Ai carnt vowch fur teh braynezez distibyooshun,der wuz sooo mennee…………..Ai hoap yew awl gets teh rite wuns!!
Nao ebreewun sit kwiet an partayke ob teh revivin medissins til yaw strengf returnz.
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Ai wud tayke teh pulses but LCB still gotz mai fob watch.
Hay! Ai gotz sum branez nawt myne but ai can nao speek Fwench and play teh pinanio! Tanks!
Yew am welkum.
Cud hab sum new an straynje purrsonalitee varyayshunz by tehend ob teh dai!1!!
hao we gunna notice???
Gud kweschun, Flartus (*heh heh*). It wud me hard foar me tu tell buhcuz my purrsonalitee is bery straynge tu begin with.
Just ask innybody!
Wow, Tidmum! I didunt kno yu were a brayne surjon!
I’ll just keep teh cart stawked sew yu can kontinu yur amazing wurk.
Teh stawk cabinnettes oar just doan teh hall, heer. I brot sum extra CHRG(wdoi) and a bunch ov pakkits ov hawt chokklit. Luks liek there oar plenty ov sawft blankees, but yew nebber know!
*stawk stawk*
*tuk tuk*
*stuff suff*
Fanks foar yur wurk.
tanks Tidmum 4 da blankie and choklit. eyes jist resting here. eyes not gunna git mush done 2day, eye keeps looking at kitteh and splorting all over agin!
I jus new dere bees extra speshal kutness todai on account ob it bees St Paddie’s own dai. I putted on mai CHRG be4 lukking. I hap witt dey mergentseas, k.
Hear eberybody, I maks yu de Irish Koffe, witt de reel usquebaugh an Irish Mist, whippy creme onna top, an sinnamin sprinckles. Heres sum nappys to wipe yer mustaches orf.
lonely muadib kitteh sez teh spice must flow!
In did case, da spice be sugar.
For he is the Kwisatz Haderach!
NOOOOOO! Kyootness oberlode
*SPLORT*
(blush)
I luvs u too littel kitteh!
Roses be reds,
Veyelits be blooz,
Like kitteh’s eyses,
Teh…*SPLORT*
Oh bebeh kitteh, ur liddle worries r ober. Cookie’s Humin iz gonna taek u hoam.
Nao, taek dat silleh necklace off and stop ur mews. Before u noe it, ur gonna b a beeg, bold, byootiful Tuxee Kitteh, wif moar strength and self confidence then you’ll eber need.
Even I haz a Tuxee kitty already: she be 16 yrs old, VERY tiny (always been that way – she looks like she’s 5 or 6 months old), but she slaps around the cats that are three times her size. She like the Grand Old Dame that takes nuthin’ from no one.
izn’t it funnee hao teh liddul kittehs do dat?
punkin wuz a smallish kitteh adn had teh Squirt kitteh (who wuz kwite a bit bigga, and her son) trained to let her eet furst, a lil bit outta bof bowls, oar suffer teh wraf ob a warning hiss and pointee ends (adn shee had teh extra wuns).
mah liddul zipporah (zippy) iz a tinee blk pnthr…
an wen we gotz a noo kittehn dis christmas, she gained wait.
nao teh kittehn may be biggur an fastur, but shez teh heavyur one and SHE noez whoz boss!
arnt lil kittehz kute?
Wun uv my kittehs (now RIP) wuz reskyood as stray bebeh. She wuz only 6 pounds full grown but bossed other kittehs around allatime. They putted up wif it, too. Wish I new her sekret.
Itz called cattitude!
Great. Now all my colleagues are asking me why I’m crying at work.
“Buh.. buh.. but it’s a kitty.. and it’s lost and WANTS TO GO HOME AND WAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!”
Dat’s whai u onlee luk heer during lunsch.
Ask mi how ai knoe dis…
axs innosently…how u knoe dis rhsb?
kitteh hipnotizes joo to comens wurld dominashun
*paws in prai posishun*
Deer Ceelinz Cat plz gimme schtrengf 2 reech frew putr skreen n get dis bebbeh 2 gives happi home! Aaaa-mang
http://www.happylolday.com
(me has a pet finderz wijjie wif bebhs needin’ homes so’s yu can getz dah kitteh and puppeh love.)
If I had buttloads of munnee, I’d start mai own home for unadopted kittehs. Dey all be welcome. Dis bebbeh be teh furst (or shud I say nawt second?).
If ah had a milyun dolers,
I would buy a cat house …
Oh, wait.
LOL!
Hai, all! Happitail St. Paddy’s Dai!! Widdle kitteh shud be warin teh shamrok, ai think. Concats, CH! We be dansin to Irish Jig??
Another kyoot pikshur which be good for St. Patrick’s Day: same kitteh, wearing a large shamrock that says: Kiss me, I’m Irish!”
Dis pikshur needz a **Hevee Splort** warnin!
Ai don’t think ai’ll splort, unless gremlin starts poyntin out da kyoot stuff.
lyk de pinky noes, droopy wiskahs and blu blu iez?
Don’t DO dat!
Must nawt splort….must nawt splort….
Kleenup Brigord up der
ut-ohh poyntin wrong wai
uppabuv..
pointee ends…ur doin’ it wrong.
Awl teh cyoot an russhin arown on teh CCC hab mayded me not renember how tew do eet!!
:uparrow: maybe?
awbviously nawt.
Tidmum, yu oar kwite amazing, reely. I lukked foar a list ov theez icons, but no luk yet. I guess it’s just sumthing yu hav tu know.
maybe :uarrow:
wut about :larrow:
dang! that sew stranj. That
wurks
wait how about :arrowl:
↨ is 23 wif teh number locks thinkamabob, & on my compyuter ya hasta hold doon the Fn adn Alt key whilst tiping tin teh numbah. twont appear until you releesesses the keys.
↑ is 24
“SPLORTT!!!1!!!” Dose eyz got meh… maiks mi eyz wawter lukkin at hymz… poor lil bebeh!! Ai wantz 2 hugs teh bebeh kitteh!!! N’ snorgle hymz naow~~ plz fur 2 breengzes teh CCC fur to kling ups meh brainz… wuvs u kitteh..
Plenty uv braynes tu go around.
*scoop scoop*
*pat pat pat*
Luks liek lots uv us hab gotten lulled (*lolled?*) N2 a since uv sekurity and oar nawt waring hour CHRB(wdoi). Sum uv us mite eben be waring worn awt wuns!
Perhaps we need a War awn splortz! Liek de War awn drugs, only different.
Innyway. I hope dis scooping and patting halps yu get yur braynes back tugether.
No, i don’t vote fur a war on Splortz…is like a gud cry, kleens out teh cobwebs to go splorty splort efurry wuns in a while. Pluz, u gets hawt chawklits!
Ai mented 2 tahnkjoo teh udder dai, buht coodnot get awn lyne… buht y3r 2 kynd…
I have to have her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Im gonna hold out and see how far tihs one goes…
O noes! Ai callz teh Anjleenaz now She adopt u quik!!!
to add to the positive propaganda, I will add a happy kitteh doption story!
A little tortie point seal meezer girl, bout 6 wks, was found in someone’s basement. They told the rescue org, they did not even know she was there? They put her up for doption, half-price, as “special needs,” due to PTSD. She was scawed of EBBRYONE! The fosterer worked very hard with her, but two weeks later, she was still scared.
So, my DH saw her at PetCo, brought her home, and she was tewwified. She hid under the bed wif my ailing older boy (who is a bit better now), all day. After all, there are 3 young kids, and a booming large husband, and 4 cats, in my little house.
But, gradually, she warmed up. We began catching her sleeping on our bed, with the other cats. Then she began sleeping on our bed with us in it! That took about a month.
She started to let me pat her … and would absolutely fall over, bliss out under my hand, then jump up in a panic and run away … then come back … a little sooner, each time.
It has now been 8 months. She is super affectionate with even the nosiest of my kids, will sit on the couch to cuddle, and even lets DH pat her! She is still fwightened when he is walking (someone big and booming must have chased her). She lies under the covers next to me for long periods, at night, purring and purring. Sweet little thang.
Please make your next kitteh a rescoo kitteh! They need you. The season of kitteh breeding is upon us.
Alls the dogs and cats in mah life (and I haz lost count) haz been eether from turning up at mah door askin to come in, or from the SPCA. Right now, I’m at an all-time low on animals, and plans to go to da SPCA when I gets back from a trip in May.
call it a “supply run!”
))
Nnagy cat has a furry good poynt about dis beein’ kitt’n season–if u bin thinkin’ bout bringin anudder wun into ur home, dis be a gud time!
Although at my shelter, it hain’t slowded down much dis winter, ‘cuz it’s been bein so warm.
Ai noes where you can get some cyoot puppehs….
In early February I adopted a shelter dog. The place I adopter her from was like Dog Jail; they didn’t even giver her basic shots or worm her until I adopted her. There was no vet on staff.
She is part shepherd and part husky. What a sweet girl! I swear, they know when you’ve rescued them, and their gratitude is palpable.
The evening of February 22, she was very restless & uninterested in dinner. At 7:30 the real fun began — by 2:00 in the morning, she’d delivered 8 puppies. I swear I did NOT know she was pregnant!
Mom & bebbehs are well & healthy. The pups will be available for adoption April 18.
Awww!!!! Shep/husky mix is da BESTEST!!!! Mai Gus wuz a shep/husky, he wuz da graytest luvin smrt goggee evar! So purtee an sweet an helpful an luv!!!!
Wish I cood has a puppeh, but iz too mush wurk fur me to trayn dem up NE moar…. mebbe a older goggee hoo kin help me owt sumtiemz///
Concatulashuns to teh prowd mama! An gud luks finding furever homes fur teh cutey poopies.
poopies FTW!
Aww such a sweet storee! Tortie kittehs as expeshullly sweet.
Ai reskued a stray wun once, cudn’t keep her but plaiced her with an rescyoo groop… givvin up that kitteh was SOOO hard to doo!
Teh recyoo kitteh ladee sed all tortie kittehs r verry sweet.
Axlly my DH haz thing for torties … and dey sposta haz “tortietude!” and dis one an his las one (at LEAST!) DO! But it jes makes da cuddles all da sweeter!
Nangycat, yu must be reely speshul person tu hab dun such a wunderful thing foar teh tortie in yur storee.
Nawt to menshun teh “…3 young kids, and a booming large husband, and 4 cats…” wow.
Fank yu foar yur kindness in teh world!
LyP
P.S. Does DH=Darling Husband?
Dear husband … not so darling jes now! he grumpy.
And thnaks, but we are not saints, just wanted to put together a big, happy household, and it seems we have.
Emo Kitteh will cryz if you no luvs
Kitn, mite I sugjest dat u simplee taek a pikshur in wich yr pyoopulz ar vizabul? Mey help. But noe wuree. U getz udawpted veree sewn!
Instantly acheevs gole
Adopshin redey!
YAY! Dis be mah 3rd tym lolkitteh on teh front payge!
Too bad ahm lergik. No kitteh dopshuns for meh.
Is sorry I maykded ppl crai for kitteh, tho. Ahm shure kitteh wuz dopted soon aftur dis foto wuz tayken.
I thot dis was sweet! Conga rats to ya, Nik!
If I cud, I wud make you a ‘lergic-pruf kitteh to dopt!
Aw! Thx! Maybe we cud lergic-pruf Nikkeh insted, and den I cud dopts ALL teh kittehs!!!
Cawncatulashuns, Nik423! Fanks foar de kyoot, adn foar de tears uv sweetness!
O Hai Nik423! wanted tu leev u coment awn yor perfek, fabulose, WIN WIN coment an hier u ar! Perfek! Fabulose! WIN! WIN!
Awww…I will adopt him!!
Oh, kitteh, ai would luv to has you. Ai would name you Avis cause you tries harder!
Kittey O”Hair – I danz de jig for yu.
Kitteh no need to tri harder no more – haz capshured teh love of every1 heer.
My first kitteh was from my sisteh, hu kouldn’t keep her n e more. She iz 16 years old now and feroshus as eva (she’s at teh top of teh kitteh totem pole). But she is colorful and luvz to play.
My tuxedo kitteh wuz a stray foun by an old man. She wuz about a yeer old, and my littel sister wanted a kitten. Dis old man said he had a kitten (well, she wuz too big to be a kitteh, but y’know) that he kouldn’t keep cuz hiz hows not saef (mean kitteh and big goggiez). Da poor old guy wuz so sad to give tuxedo kitteh up, he cried.
My oldezt cat still beets her up on raer occashuns, but tuxedo kitteh learnz how to hied (behind one of teh family memberz, heh). We luvz her, and she is happy for most of teh time (I luvz her very much). She wuz skared wen we first had her (she hid in the laundry room at first), then she hid under mah sistah’s bed all teh tiem, and after a few years she haz no feer of n e one and sleepz on every thing and every 1.
Owr latest kitteh was outside owr houze. She wuz so dirty and skinny I couldn’t tell she wuz a kitteh. My oldezt cat had her cornered (she’z old and tough, but we all luv her n e wayz), and my sisteh wanted to see what it wuz. Wuz a scared kitten! My sisteh picked kitten up, and the first thing she did was ‘MEOW’ crokily and press her hed against my sistah’s face. Som 1 abandoned her and she found her way heer.
She kould not even stand up n e more. Meen ppl. We fed her and she got fat and happy. To dis day (1 1/2 yearz lateh), she luvs my little sisteh for saving her lief. My sisteh picks her up, and the first thing kitteh duz is press her head against her face, just liek teh first time.
I luv my kittehs.
Dat’s a gud story! I liek kitteh stories wif happee endings.
Mehnee burgrz fr u an ur kittehz. Dey iz awl lukee tu hav fownd deyr wey tu such a luvin famblee.
Aww, thank u everybodiez. <3
u maded mah eyses get all wadery at werk. Guess dat’s wut I get fur slacking off!!
Oh, man, susan, you got me in TEARS here! It’s that kine a day I guess. Sweet kittehs and wut I haz learned iz, not allus mean peeps — some times I fink skeert kittehs runs aweh — even liddul uns. An gets loss … an … anywayz my new mantra is,
Iz allus more compwica — er compleck — er, MESSIER an dffrunt than you tinkz!
WWWWWAAAAAAANNNNNNNTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
All sinez poynt to “YES”!!!!
Dis pore lil kitteh bees so kyute dat it iz beyon beleef! Cheezfrends is splorting awl ober teh plaise! How cud such a sweete lil ting has to have a sign put aroun her nek ennouncing: Ai luvs yu! Dere shud hav been noe questshunn ov sumwun
jes scoopin her up adn claiming her az there veree own forebber! Enny ov teh cheezfrends wud have dun dat in wun sekond!
Ok. I has to get a new, stronger prescription for mah mask. I reeded “lil kitteh bees” as “lil killer bees”. Now, I knoes peeps here lubs teh animules, but I don’t think any of us would snorgle a killer bee.
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Not least because doing so would skwish teh bee.
Gud greef, Lolcatburglar, if Ai wuld’ve wrote ‘lil killer bees’, Ai’d be owt ov teh
howse in a minnit, becuz Ai’m skeered to def ov dem. Ai wuldn’t eben hav stoppd
to tel mai fambly, becuz A’d be runnin daown teh streeet screeeemin. Pleh!!!!
Y noe onez adoptedz dis kitteh? He r teh kyute!
bebeh! I love you, Ã can has you? I’d definately take you. Tell me you are somewhere in Germany!
Awwwww, QT!
*SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!*
And yunno, ALL kittehs are QTE laik dis. SPAY/NEUTER/ADOPT! UNTIL THERE ARE NONE, ADOPT!
This is so sad, it makes me cry. I hope someone takes it home.
Oh and by the way, you are all mad, MAD I tell you!!!
Yeah, I feel the same way whenever I pass by some SPCA people with some tiny kittens, and they’re trying to get people to adopt them. Adopt first! Save a kitty from misery.
Jebus…*splort*
shurely sum1z wants dis kitteh.
efry1 duz want dis kitteh, and don’t callme shirley
glad wee got DAT outta teh way.
Highly educated kitteh iz highly educated!
Note that kitteh wrote sign in purrfeck grammar and dickshun and wid lubblee handwriting to boot!
dat poar litl kitteh lukz so sadd
sumodby plz taeks him hoam wif u befoar i cri!
UWAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!! I wants soooooo BAAAD!!!!
Wi’l baby kitteh?You no need to tri hard!You iz cyute enuff alreddy!
U look like my Goobie wen he wuz a tinee baby kitten cat.Goobie’s with Ceiling Cat now. I misses Goobie.
Aww.
Goobie soundz liek a luverly kitteh. Goobie haz many cheezburgerz wif ceiling cat.
Where is this kittus? I has 3 tuxedo girlies…could sneak in one more, no problemo. This is REALLY for REAL.
Thanx, cyn
EFFORTS PROVE SUCCESSFUL!
Does anyone have this without the captions? I really wanna use it for a v-day thing D=
its SO CUTE!!! i will aboped u SO SWEET…AAA:]
this totally made me cry.’
is so sad.