not-yet-adopted kitteh
tries harder
*awwwww* we taeks u 2 forevar home nao…
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It works! I’ll take her!
Resistance is futile!
congratulashuns! luks like a tie wif Tidmum?
Yay!
I thinks Tidmun will agree that today’s ties should be green in honor o’ St. Patrick, with perhaps a few little black and white kittie hairs stuck to them from hugging this little kitteh.
Congatewlayshuns CH!!!
We kan haz teh green an floof cubbered tyz!!1!
Iyrish Jiggz,Irysh Kawfee or Teh Ginniss.
As we am also celerybraytin Pi dai,ai fink wes hud hab Iyrishstew Pi wib Tatties an cabbidje,followed bai Key lime Pi.
Nom nom Nom..Yay fur virtchewal fud!!!-No borked diet todai!!
There once was a kyoot little kitty
Black and white and rilly kwite pretty
To honor St. Pat
We adopted this kat
And named her Lass Itty O’Bitty!
Yayyyy!!!
*fuzzy pawz clappin wildlee*
A “Limerick” fur St.Paddiez Dai.
Mawst eggsellent CH! Tank yew fawr yer rime o’bestest!
ahll drnk 2 DAT!
omy. lukkat de wishkers…de lil pinkee noze…
kitteh, you duznt hab to try sew hard. you had me at hewow.
Mais Oui??? Can yoo get awt teh CCC an round up teh staff. Ai’m gonna bee goan fur prittee much teh rest ov teh - and there’ gonna be an AWFUL lot ov splorting going awn. Keep a lukout fur Daarkwolff - he just can’t taek teh cyootl Thankz!!!
*splort* Wowz, thair wuzn’t enny warning foar taht wun! Sorrees…
Sheesh..not onlee iz mah hed reddy to splort, but mah hart is all borked, too.
I aktually teared up at teh desk, and I usually do nawt do taht sort of thing.
Iz maek me teary tew, but mosly cuz he remins me uv mi Baggy hoo I losted lass week. I miss hims very mush
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Oh {{{{{{{charlie74656}}}}}} Ai am so soree. Ai noe yoo misses hims moast fiercelee.
Just trai to remember that he now libs in yur hart. An will alwayz be wif yoo. But . . .sorree . . .can’t rite enemoar. Nao ai’m craing too. Still haven’t gotten over mai beloved Florian. An it’s been almoast three yeerz now.
He had teh pinkee pinkee toesies.
Fankyoo Janet, yes I lubs hims forebber an I noes we had gud times togebber. He wuz old and had bad hart and tho teh rest of hims wuz fit enuff hiz hart wuz not. But I wuz there for him (middul of teh nite) and am vewy grateful that he did not haf to be alone. Wuz not fun and we had to get teh nice vet out of his warm bed, but wuz best for teh Baggy boy. Naow hims has nice cosy sleeps in my garden adn I has pretty white rose to member hiz liddle white paws. Oh, adn lots ob photos. (I lubs lectric fotografs!)
Oh, dis my Baggy boy
http://www.flickr.com/photos/charlieallery/sets/72157603988574817/
thanks fur sharing wif us, Charlee! Teh roses be such a lubbly nice touch to ‘member his liddle pawzees.
{{{{{charlie}}}}}} fanks fur sharin.
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Teh Baggy boy wuz much hansum-teh beeyootiful eyez !1!
Fanks fer sharin him wib us.
Teh roses bee a wunnerful tribyoot tew him.
Ai planted a “Peace” rose ober mai Nermal,it flourished an mayded teh happee memmeriez sew sweet.
Oh Charlie, I am so sorry for your loss! And you as well, Janet! #hugs# It will be two years in May since I lost my horse. It never goes away, but at leasy ot it does get easier to bear as time goes on. I like to think of them watching over us until they can see us again.
Teh roses are a lovely idea- when we aer out of teh apartment, and have a place of our own (and lots of kittehs and goggies and ratties and other animinals!) I will find a rose bush for Cam. Thank you so much for the idea!
Fank yoo UD. I wanted sumfin to take wiv me if I leave teh house I has naow and sumfin to stop curious kittehs or foxes diggin up my Baggy boy. Adn I see meny peeps saying dat teh roses is bootiful wiv teh kittehs under dem. Iz miniature bush but I waits for giant roses cuz my Baggy boy wuz such a hansome boy wil be vewy gud fud for teh pretty flowerz.
Deer Charlie, we awl haz a sad fur you abawt your sweet tuxedo-
type Baggy boy. He’s naow wif Ceiling Cat adn mai two awld
Labrador goggies of fond memory. Dey awl be up dere, jes runnin
all arownd adn havin lotz of fun adn gamez (wif eyndless dinnrs ov
cheezbergers adn treetz!)
*splort*
Not if I get there first! Not-yet-adopted kitteh has been taken in by the whole world!
Ai will adopt yew sweetiee Pie!!
naow, fur onie 5 dollurz a dai
YOO can suppert dis lil kitten!
kontakt compahshun todai!!!
kittenz need ur luv an suppert.
suppert…dinnert…wutever u wanna calls it.
All tese peeps adoptin teh valentyn kitteh. We may need to ask Wyz King Solomon wat to do.
King Solomon sez: “Divide teh kitteh in liddul peeces.”
Hmmph. I tink he moar a wize guy…. dividin lil kitteh, dat’s nawt rite!
Oh, yeah? Well we asked teh King Nomolos and he sed not to divide teh kitteh but insted to take all teh peeps wanting to adopt kitteh and gloo them togevver into one grate big peep to adopt teh kitteh.
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BTW, King Nomolos sez u can buy teh gloo rite here in his castle at teh gift shop and hardwares store. kthxbuy.
u haz a funnies! King Nolomos are teh wisest-guy king EVAH!
Oh, isn’t he just? He’s much moar fun to hang around wif than that stoopy, goody-two-shoos King Solomon.
D’oh! WE NEEDS SPLORTZ ALERTS!!!!!! I almost had a aksident!!! Gud ting I has mai CRG (wdoi) handee alla tiem.
Kyoot kitteh stoleded my hart and wares it arownd her nek.
That be very poetic.
Yesh….FTaaaaaW!
oh mai!
SPLORTZ!!!
kittey so berry cytoo
Permisshun 2 help wif doze who splorted?
All Hands on dek fur teh splort eppidemmic!!!!
CCC am groanin wib extry suppliez.
Call Dr Tinycat Stat
We needz teh purrfesshonals!!!!!
*runnin rownd dolin owt sawft blankeez,hawt chokklit an possum shayped chokklits*
*Wype wype wype*
*mop mop mop*
*sweep sweep sweep*
*scoop scoop scoop*
……..Keep teh suppliez cummin……………..!!
*Plop plop plop*
*Pat pat pat*
CHRG(wdoi) fur yew,wun fur yew, heer yew go,wun fer yew…..
Wrap rown teh duk taype 3 tymes………..
Phew!!! Ai carnt vowch fur teh braynezez distibyooshun,der wuz sooo mennee…………..Ai hoap yew awl gets teh rite wuns!!
Nao ebreewun sit kwiet an partayke ob teh revivin medissins til yaw strengf returnz.
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Ai wud tayke teh pulses but LCB still gotz mai fob watch.
Hay! Ai gotz sum branez nawt myne but ai can nao speek Fwench and play teh pinanio! Tanks!
Yew am welkum.
Cud hab sum new an straynje purrsonalitee varyayshunz by tehend ob teh dai!1!!
hao we gunna notice???
Gud kweschun, Flartus (*heh heh*). It wud me hard foar me tu tell buhcuz my purrsonalitee is bery straynge tu begin with.
Just ask innybody!
Wow, Tidmum! I didunt kno yu were a brayne surjon!
I’ll just keep teh cart stawked sew yu can kontinu yur amazing wurk.
Teh stawk cabinnettes oar just doan teh hall, heer. I brot sum extra CHRG(wdoi) and a bunch ov pakkits ov hawt chokklit. Luks liek there oar plenty ov sawft blankees, but yew nebber know!
*stawk stawk*
*tuk tuk*
*stuff suff*
Fanks foar yur wurk.
tanks Tidmum 4 da blankie and choklit. eyes jist resting here. eyes not gunna git mush done 2day, eye keeps looking at kitteh and splorting all over agin!
I jus new dere bees extra speshal kutness todai on account ob it bees St Paddie’s own dai. I putted on mai CHRG be4 lukking. I hap witt dey mergentseas, k.
Hear eberybody, I maks yu de Irish Koffe, witt de reel usquebaugh an Irish Mist, whippy creme onna top, an sinnamin sprinckles. Heres sum nappys to wipe yer mustaches orf.
lonely muadib kitteh sez teh spice must flow!
In did case, da spice be sugar.
For he is the Kwisatz Haderach!
NOOOOOO! Kyootness oberlode
*SPLORT*
(blush)
I luvs u too littel kitteh!
Roses be reds,
Veyelits be blooz,
Like kitteh’s eyses,
Teh…*SPLORT*
Oh bebeh kitteh, ur liddle worries r ober. Cookie’s Humin iz gonna taek u hoam.
Nao, taek dat silleh necklace off and stop ur mews. Before u noe it, ur gonna b a beeg, bold, byootiful Tuxee Kitteh, wif moar strength and self confidence then you’ll eber need.
Even I haz a Tuxee kitty already: she be 16 yrs old, VERY tiny (always been that way - she looks like she’s 5 or 6 months old), but she slaps around the cats that are three times her size. She like the Grand Old Dame that takes nuthin’ from no one.
izn’t it funnee hao teh liddul kittehs do dat?
punkin wuz a smallish kitteh adn had teh Squirt kitteh (who wuz kwite a bit bigga, and her son) trained to let her eet furst, a lil bit outta bof bowls, oar suffer teh wraf ob a warning hiss and pointee ends (adn shee had teh extra wuns).
mah liddul zipporah (zippy) iz a tinee blk pnthr…
an wen we gotz a noo kittehn dis christmas, she gained wait.
nao teh kittehn may be biggur an fastur, but shez teh heavyur one and SHE noez whoz boss!
arnt lil kittehz kute?
Wun uv my kittehs (now RIP) wuz reskyood as stray bebeh. She wuz only 6 pounds full grown but bossed other kittehs around allatime. They putted up wif it, too. Wish I new her sekret.
Itz called cattitude!
Great. Now all my colleagues are asking me why I’m crying at work.
“Buh.. buh.. but it’s a kitty.. and it’s lost and WANTS TO GO HOME AND WAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!”