New MGM mascot.
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MOAR!!!!!!
certainly cuter than…
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Uh Oh…SPLORt!!!1!
Conga ratzshumalashunz GNZcatz!
N wut kynda kyoot widdew kitteh dans wud u liek 2 doo 2 selebraat?
TankQ Feelion…luks liek a twip 2 da TyBooTeek iz in order
lez alll goez onna shoppin twip n pik owt sum fun nu toyz
concatsulashuns on nawt sekkund GeeNeeZcatz!
Tanx Rosie…soon as ai collect alla mai brainz n getz undizzy ai’l…um…
wut was wee doin? HALP!!1!
waer ami ai? who am ai? hoo r U?
I new dis wood habben. I jus new it.
Dey gotta start puddin warning labels on de so-kute-dey-R-dangerous piktures.
Here GNZ, I hap yu.
*opens braynepan. Scoopy, scoop de braynes inta pan. Tucks de braynes inna GNZ’s hed. Duk tape round an round she goes.*
Dere yu all butter nao. Hap an Irish Koffee, witt reel osquebaugh an Irish Mist init.
OK nao?
Ohh, Ahhh…tankz jejkeykat…ai feels moor liek meeself nao.
Haay! deez drinks R awsum!!1! *slurp, slurp, slurp*
uh oh..drinkz 2 fass…ai R dizzy agin!!1
Congratulations, GeeNeeZCatz for your nawt-sekond splort!
Here be a St Patrick’s Day limerick in you honor:
Kyoot kittie caused GeeNeez to Splort,
She culd no longer tell starboard from port.
Tiny kitty mewed “roar.”
GeeNeez cried out for more.
And turned kitty hugging into a sport.
Datz a wunnerfulz limerik!!!1! tankz CH…U gota tri des drinks jehkeykat
brawt…de iz berry yummyz
sekkundid!!!!
Majur SPLORRRTT!!!11!!
wate, nao mgmz oanly gonna maek horrer mooveez wiv losa splort?
I r scarey lyon, rar
Oh hai Codeh…did U find ur waa 2 da TyBooTeek OK? Dey reelee hab sum buteous stuff der…ennfing u liek…in all cullerz n syzes, shapez n flatz, lonz n talls n shortz n fatz.
congabulashunz Geenee an Codeh!!
Fankyew GeeNeeZcatz 4 yur hy pariz ob teh Tybooteek an 4 shewin Codeh rown!!
Mush pre C 8 ed !!
Eye haz bin bizzy @ the dentyzt.
Nao, lyk the eegulz sai
“Der am a hoel in the mouf 2 nyte – dun wunna hab a hoel in teh mouf 2 morro!!”
Aw, Gibbo. So sry u has teh hoel in deh mouf.
Duz it hurt? oar r u habbing the enhanced asperinz?
Let me drag teh CCC ober here and making u comfy.
Heer’s a soft & floofy bloo blankee. And sum possum shaept chokklitz.
Dat’z not 2 hard 4 chooing iz it? Praps z nice cuppa T? Wif a liddle uv
deh Bailey’s in oner uf St. Pat.
{{Gibbo}}
ewer mowzt kiend, cweenmj!!
mush appur E C 8 ed!!
mebbeh eye juss sux awn teh chawklit – an mebbeh teh liddul moar baileez 2 kool teh T ai bit.
Fanx!!
rawr!!!!
Conga ratzshumalashunz 2 u 2, idancescauzizhappy!!
Wut a happee daa it iz 4 awl ob us, n wut kynda dans du yu tink wud b mostest fun?
Ai akshuawlly gotta go, but ai will chek bak, n bai den, der will be morna hundred kommentz 4 dis hyper-kyoot liddel kitteh.
irish jig? ai nawt irish, butt ai liek to wach da jiggy dancez
An dis is howe yu do a jig.
By Purple and Brown.
htp://youtube.com/watch?v=MB51KLTz7EM&feature=related
Mite bee better. . .
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MB51KLTz7EM&feature=related
LOLZ jehjeykat!!1 That iz reelee kyoot! Nebber saw them befoar.
Opps, sari. :’(
Shurlee tingz habent goted TAHT bad!!
Doan calls meh Shurlee.
O hai, Shurlee!
Shurlee, yu jest!
i are seperaded at burth?
http://us.imdb.com/media/rm1252103680/nm0000949
I awdishuned for 20th Senchury Fox, but I did not gotted teh part. MGM more betterer ennyway.
Fox bees so last sentry anywais.
Oh Mz Daizy, I lookyed at yer websight. De dress bees bootiful! Eberybody go click on Daisy’s name an looky.
Slainte!
Ah, tanks! I gotted to ware my speshul Irish Danser soot today!
Daisy, u luk byootiful in ur Irish Danser outfit!
Cans I gib u a kiss on ur cheek? I’m Irish eberydai.
*smoo*
Oooh, I is blushing! Heehee.
Romeow!!! That’s rite! Yoo AR Irish ebreedai. But Happee Hugs fur yur speshul day eneway!
itz a lurvely dress! and Daisy wearz it with much aplomb.
Tanks, I lubs to dress up. Becuz I gets menny, menny, menny
yummy treets!
Daisy, yoo R luvlee an berree talinted et FASHUN! I admire yor skills in posin an wearin an walkin in FASHUN! Yoo R awesum!
Gee, tank yoo! But I needs more praktiss becus I do not
noe how to ware shoos. Or pants.
yay for furst!!
ur doing it wrong
Dis kitteh trai to be scaree but he luks liek teh abominannnable sno-man… after Hermee the dentizt got to him…
and ai meen that in the kyootest pawsible way…
dat am teh soar poynt 4 mii!
njuw kitteh ken bi betta than an older kittah.
is MTM kitteh
Youve got spunk,kitteh!
I hate spunk!
ooooooooooomr grant!
“I’m an experienced woman. I’ve been around… Well, all right, I might not’ve been around, but I’ve been… nearby…”
LOL, dat sownz kinda liek me! Heeheehee!
“How many men is a woman allowed to have before she becomes *that* sort of woman? “
I red onetime how da MGM lieon was no relesable cause himz got no real ROAR…maybe dis babeh kitteh gettun in sum early practicin?
I member he didun has no teef, eever! So dis kitteh has reelee good impreshun goin awn!
MTM reference!
MTM was teh bestest
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/f/f5/MTM_logo_2.jpg/220px-MTM_logo_2.jpg
i dunt hab teefs yet, but i ar fyeerss.
b frayd, b so frayd.
RAAAr…….
Sit, Ubu sit.
Gud boi.
MOAR? U wants MOAR?
Could I hab a bit moar, sir?
Oh, grate! My hed hurtz 2 much alreddy & naow dis – affer teh SPLORT, Iz neber goin 2 find awll teh peeses!! Y did God maek kittehs so much kuter dan hoomin babehs? Funnee liddel haarless gwubs!
O O O–much splortage! Kyootness ovurlowd. Got to go watch an old movee with teh big kitteh at teh start cause of dis adoorabul little fuzzness.
Dis pace a muss wiff branes all ober da place. Help. Cart peeps? Joo can help us? Urgent need for hot chocoate and martoonies!
Cart bee cummin. Wile yu waitz hab sum Irish Koffee.
One mugga dis stuff an yer ayes go blurry an de hole wurled go fuzzy round de edges. It’s jus a lubberly site to sea mii darlin. Lik an impressionist paynting. Bootiful.
(Ah, hear. Take dis nappy an wipe de whipped cream ofun yer lib. Mutch butter.)
Ware’s teh pixure? Lemme see! Ware’s teh splort sourse? I can’t c aneethin; tehre seemz 2 b braneybitz all ovar teh playce! HALP!
Diz iz logo fur small-budget moobies.
Pictures kitteh going “Mew, mew” and thinking he’s such a bad-@#s.
Dies of joy.
Life frum noo yerk, es caturday niiiiite!
Tew bads es Munday.
ha HA HHAAWWW!!! o crap dat kittehz scarry
and anudda 1 in the splort collum
UT Announcer Guy: MGM Kitteh is WICKED SICK!
i can has moar?
is sayt patx dai
kthxbai
Bebbeh Kitteh iz
feeleeng lyke beeg, strawng Grownz Up
iz 2 kewt 4 wurdz
Mebbe nawt. Wurd coodz
beez ‘Sploart!’. Seemz 2 beez a lawt
ubz dat go~eeng awn!!!
Lawtz ubz Dukkt Tayp 4
t3h CCC. Ree~stawkkd brandz
noo CHRGz
CHRGz beez
ekkstra strawng wiff ‘Sploart! Padz’ in
t3h feenguurz andz fumbz
Awllso habz Bunjee
Coardz shoodz feengz getz ruff. Gonna
beez a bizzzzee nyte
Jack.
OMG, I gets da imij uv awl uv us, sittin rown, seein dis bebe, an awl R CHRG(wdoi) bownseeng up an down on R heds et randum timez!
LOL, but nawt so hard I brayk a stitch!
Bunjee kord CHRGs!!!!! Bwahahahahahaaaaaa!!
ai hav notised taht …teh liddle bitty kittehz…..wunz dis sise….r lowder dan teh growed up kittehz……ok maybe dey nowt say Moar…..in reel lif dey sey…iz moar lik ….MEW !! but u kan heer dem a lowng wayz awai…..
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ai luv teh MEW ov teh liddle bitty kitnz…..
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an dose liddle bitty poynty endz……
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blargh ai r ded…..(donut wurry onli mostly ded….)
I jus kan wait 2 b king!
Iz gud to be king.
Wekkum to MGM, Mistah Tiny Lion!
MGM web teem leik dis wun!!
Put a tyger on your tank—or sum kind of kitteh!!!1!!
Dis iz dangerous-kyoot…
Behbe cat!
Dis lil minyature lyon iz so teeny-tiny, you cannawt eben here his lil roarhhhhh. Soe his kyuteness haz to hav to substitituez fur his rlly almoast inawduble voyce!
*peep*
I figyoord dis pik wud maek teh frunt payj evenchoowulee, tho I awlsew liekd teh wun wayr it sed “I kan’t reed. Wut’s mai kapshun sey?”
Hoep Doktr Taineekat iz awn kal.
dat kitteh luks liek bebeh alien
kyoot, but scawy
Ai m kitteh. Heer me ROAR!
Look at those little toes!
do you people not speak english!!!? god, i think you all need to go back to school….
RAWR! RAWR! RAWR! RAW-hairball
u iz fierce