Comments on: HA,HA, ss-stop!!

By: TehBaldNinja

TehBaldNinja — Wed, 11 Feb 2009 10:09:56 +0000

Chuk Noris mines 4 fish!

By: frer3

frer3 — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 04:21:30 +0000

I know dis pikture!! dat guy saved dis sharks life, and now it follows him around and lets him pet her! It so cute to see a shark behave liek dat!

By: turtlol

turtlol — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 20:54:40 +0000

hm. Why teh sharkz get such bad prez, I donut know. (itz awl Peter Benchley’s fault!!) I am SCUBA diver, and have been on numerous dives where there were sharks present, and have all my limbs and attachments intact! This photo is indeed from another post, the shark is NAWT being injured, in spite of the cranky guy’s posting.

Sum peepl just has to P in teh pewl, dun’t they? Ignore teh trolls, dey go way suun. Dey just wanna be herd and has peepl tink dey KNOW sumting. We awl laff, cuz we noes wut dey do nawt noe. So Dere!

By: charlie74656

charlie74656 — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 12:14:08 +0000

*blush* nawt rly sloofin. I rds telygraf eberyday, dis story and foto been up fur last seberal days. wen I seed it on frunt page heer I iz wow, I noes dat picshur!

By: somuchlove

somuchlove — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 06:24:41 +0000

CKK that waz oarsum powem.

*moar muffled sounds of floofy paws clapping*

By: Romeow

Romeow — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 02:53:49 +0000

Fanks, Charlie!
Dat pic has been bovvering meh awl dai.

By: Kimmiebirdie

Kimmiebirdie — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 01:53:04 +0000

Grate sloothin, Charlie. (claps paws)

By: halfbeast

halfbeast — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 00:07:53 +0000

awww, dat kyoot! if it woodant smell so bedlii, aid cuddle hims to deth (prolly litter ally!)

By: charlie74656

charlie74656 — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 22:20:57 +0000

Acshully, no, is not dying, is being strokeded:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2008/03/13/wshark113.xml

Try gettin ur facks strate!

By: Cupcake

Cupcake — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 21:09:50 +0000

I hafta ‘member dis next tiem i tries to hunt sharks.

By: matt Woodard

matt Woodard — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 20:24:53 +0000

lulz best i haz sen n yrs

By: jehkeykat

jehkeykat — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 20:11:25 +0000

listen to hem at dis linky:

hhtp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBTITHA8twl&feature=related

By: CheshireKittehKat

CheshireKittehKat — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 20:10:02 +0000

C’mon, areufkinserious, do you really believe the people on this site are laughing
at the expense of a poor dying animal? I, for one, had no idea it was harpooned,
because you can’t see it on the picture, and I’m sure the majority of the other viewers didn’t know either.
On this site we are huuuuuuuuge animal lovers, or we wouldn’t be here in the
first place; we’d be on “Field & Stream” or some other hunting and fishing site,
thinking about the next animal we’re going to shoot or the next fish we’re going to
catch. Why are you trying to put us on such a massive guilt trip, when you are
quite aware we’re animal-lovers?

By: nismo

nismo — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 17:12:09 +0000

I see your point that the shark is suffering, but you could’ve gotten your point across in a gentler way. Because you addressed us in such a derisive and insulting manner, I almost want to ignore what you say, but I care about animals, as do many of the people on this site. The louder you talk, the less people will hear.

By: Jenniffuurr

Jenniffuurr — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 17:02:00 +0000

Oh cummon, Sharkee, even ef I tikkul u so much u pee urself, hooz gunna noe?

By: Jenniffuurr

Jenniffuurr — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 16:56:41 +0000

Don fergit teh DIET coke!

By: Amanda

Amanda — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 16:22:39 +0000

yew kan nawt has cheezburger.

go away plzkthx.

giggle. nawt hate. >=(

By: Kimmiebirdie

Kimmiebirdie — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 16:12:22 +0000

Go ‘way mean cheeztroll. If u tinks we’z stoopid, y u readin this site? Go ‘way.

By: altosinger

altosinger — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 16:11:50 +0000

Oh, hush! We r nawt Bline! Wee r teh sillee! Moas ob us hab teh mennee stresses, an Cheezburger is teh weh to juss unlax. Sum ob us has teh spowses dat r teh sik (kronikly). Sum ob uss doan hab teh jobs. Teh rool of (posable) fumbs is, BEE NICE.
An dat’s teh en ob mah sermun. Kthxbai.

By: GeeNeeZcatz

GeeNeeZcatz — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 16:10:11 +0000

Surr…Ai’ll tri 2 watch u 2 n lernna stepz.

By: GeeNeeZcatz

GeeNeeZcatz — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 16:06:08 +0000

TankQ JCH4K 111!1 Ur 2 kiend,
n u did a berry lubblee razzel-dazzel danz
U r berry tallented

By: GeeNeeZcatz

GeeNeeZcatz — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 16:02:51 +0000

Oh CheshireKittehKat, TankU sooo muches furr da lubbly poem!!1!
Ai’m no longer onna sad, butt berry happyTayl now. Ai’ll keepz on “tinkin Spring” N hoeppin 2 C sum blossums n buddinz cummin owt soon.

{{{{{CheshireKittehKat}}}}

By: trtskh

trtskh — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 15:09:11 +0000

k, hyoomin jokez oburr, stawpz nao oar ill maekz u stawp.

By: trtskh

trtskh — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 15:08:15 +0000

poar sahrkee, iz ticklolish 2 sum tiemz.

By: areufkinserious

areufkinserious — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 14:57:51 +0000

god you people are idiots.

don’t you realize that there is a giant harpoon in the lower half of this shark?

its been gigged and is being pulled aboard a fishing vessel. how more moronic are your stupid comments now that you know that animal is in its death throes?

By: CheshireKittehKat

CheshireKittehKat — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 14:54:23 +0000

Deer GeeNeeZcatz
To cheerz yu up adn bryng yu bak frum awaay, Ai haz a pome fur yu:

A Spryng Tayle to Cheerz Up GeeNee

Ai luvs mai kittehs, adn mai kittehs luvs mee,
We awl getz alawng veree happelee

Synce dey be howse kittehs, dey onlee seas OUTSIDE
Frum teh byg bay wyndoe wher dey lieks to hyde

Becuz az howse kittehs, dere alwayz IN
Insted ov OUT, wher dey’d ruther hav bin

Soe wen March cumz alaung, we awl goez tugedder
To teh byg bak yard to njoy nyse spryng wedder

Butt wen awn teh lawnn dey spotz a robyn
Dere lil kitteh harts sune startz athrobbin

Wen up to teh burd dey awl tries to sneekx
He tinks ‘Wut? Ai’m nut wun ov dose new chik-peepz!!!”

Kittehs sez “O Hai, Mr. Robyn we jes wunts to play!”
But teh wyse auld burd jest laffs adn flys awaay.

Kwite furlorne, mai kittehs creepz bak to teh howse
Adn dey doan ebben feels bedder wif dere awld stuffffed mowse

Den Ai givs dem treets adn snorgles, dey doan hav to ask it
Adn dey sune fawls asleep in der sof kitteh baskit

By: Theresa

Theresa — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 13:57:16 +0000

Pikkle MUSt be kosher.

By: Ignatz

Ignatz — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 13:50:31 +0000

Humanburger!

I likes mine wif lettuce an tomato
Heinz 57 an french-fried potato
Big kosher pikkle an a cold draf beer
Good ceilingcat almighty which way do I nom…

(wif apolololgies to Jimmy Buffett)

By: kittehlurve

kittehlurve — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 13:31:22 +0000

gud capshun bai BeckyCat.

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 13:29:52 +0000

Yay!!! What a prittee voyce yoo have!!!!!

*muffled sound ov floofy whyte paws clapping*

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 13:28:31 +0000

Dansing heer fur GeeNeeZcatz – hope yoo awl will joyne in luks lief fun to mee!!
Whooo Hoooo!!!

diddly dee, *dans to teh left* diddly dee *dans to teh rite*
De-dee * step hop* de-dee *step hop* de-dee *step hope* de-dee *step hop*
diddly dee, *dans to teh left* diddly dee *dans to teh rite*
de-dee de-dee * step kik* de-dee de-dee *step kik*
diddly dee, *dans to teh left* diddly dee *dans to teh rite*

an repeet til grand finale ov 32 fouettez across teh staj. Giving it teh old razzle-dazzle!!!

By: GeeNeeZcatz

GeeNeeZcatz — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 13:24:06 +0000

Onna sydewalk, on sunny mornin
liez a buddy, juss oozin blud
Sumwun kreepin ‘rown da korrner
kud dat sumwon B Mak da nief?

Derz a tuggBoot, down bai da ribber(donch noo)
wif a ceemint bag droopin on down
Dat ceemint bag iz der furr da wait, deer
Cud it B, ol Makiez bak in town?

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 13:21:37 +0000

Oooooh GeeNeeZcatz. Izzat fur mee??? I haz nawt had ene brekfast yet. Thankz.
Nom nom nom nom nom slurrrrp nom nom nom nom slurrp nom slurrp

Deelishus!!1 Now ai haz teh strenght to dans fur yoo to celery brayte yur joyous moment up there. Up there – fur awl to see – as long as this site shall lazt!!

Ai’m dropping down to dans to Ambercatz song. Ar yoo coming too???

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 13:16:20 +0000

Nein elebenty. Yoo needz speshul ICHC fone.

By: lolnascar

lolnascar — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 12:57:55 +0000

mabee should sing Mack da Knife…

Oh, the shark, babe, has such teeth, dear
And it shows them pearly white
Just a jackknife has old MacHeath, babe
And he keeps it, ah, out of sight
Ya know when that shark bites with his teeth, babe
Scarlet billows start to spread
Fancy gloves, oh, wears old MacHeath, babe
So there’s never, never a trace of red

By: woodchuck

woodchuck — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 12:55:30 +0000

Wutz teh numbr fer 911?

By: Ambercat

Ambercat — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 12:55:06 +0000

moestly tehy go:
diddly dee, diddly dee
De-dee de-dee de-dee de-dee
diddly dee, diddly dee
de-dee de-dee de-dee de-dee
diddly dee, diddly dee
ad infinitum!

By: GeeNeeZcatz

GeeNeeZcatz — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 12:52:40 +0000

TankQ, Kayjoy
Ai singz wif U, butt ai donno da wurds to “C shanty”
U sing it fuurrr mee?

By: Ico279

Ico279 — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 12:44:05 +0000

Hai, earlier i wos able to create captioned pictures from the ICHC picture library but now i cannot find the picture library page, any help appreciated
kthnxbye

By: Kayjoy

Kayjoy — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 12:28:42 +0000

come bak geeneezcatz, plz.
we do needz 2 dans n sing in honor of ur nawt-sekond commint.
now whuts a salty song? C shanty perhaps?

By: rodney dill

rodney dill — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 12:18:46 +0000

Earn big money! Be a Shark-mounted-laser Repairman!

By: Holy Cuteness

Holy Cuteness — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 12:17:43 +0000

Don’t tickle or I bite your hand off…

By: GeeNeeZcatz

GeeNeeZcatz — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 12:03:55 +0000

Haay guiz…Ai no iz a blu n rainee Mondai, but izznt ennybuddy wantz 2 danz N sing n twerrell rownd n git da jooces floowin?…HUH?…Ennybuddy?

No?…k, Ai kin taek da hintz

*turns wif hed down n wawkz awaay*
k bie

By: invisible commenter

invisible commenter — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 11:32:00 +0000

i can has handburger?

By: werekitteh

werekitteh — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 11:04:39 +0000

nommin … yer doin it rong … lulz ^^

By: Ramlyburger Cat

Ramlyburger Cat — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 11:00:15 +0000

onoz, u found mah wiknezz

By: GeeNeeZcatz

GeeNeeZcatz — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 10:49:31 +0000

Ai gess datz wun waa 2 killa shark

By: Cupcake

Cupcake — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 10:47:37 +0000

Yah dat hooman prty scaree. The shark just swimmin along, and hooman start tilkin to deth!

By: GeeNeeZcatz

GeeNeeZcatz — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 10:44:05 +0000

Ooh Noooez !!!!1!

Cawlz 119 ‘mergincy!!1!

Cawlz DrTinyCat STAT!!!1!

By: starling

starling — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 10:39:57 +0000

How rood! Shark’s mum nawt rased himz propurly.