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AfriCat on I iz in ur space-time continuu… Zekermeme on FIZICKS kafleenthedonkey on YOU GOT ME RIBBONS!! kafleenthedonkey on YOU GOT ME RIBBONS!! Lungdoc on I iz in ur space-time continuu… Kiya on Dis iz as far owt of bed caramelchef81 on I iz in ur space-time continuu… Lungdoc on I iz in ur space-time continuu… HistoryMaker on I iz in ur space-time continuu… caramelchef81 on YOU GOT ME RIBBONS!! Grantski on YOU GOT ME RIBBONS!! caramelchef81 on I iz in ur space-time continuu… Lungdoc on I iz in ur space-time continuu… caramelchef81 on I iz in ur space-time continuu… PootyTat on I iz in ur space-time continuu…
EEEK!!1!!
dis is berry skeery 2 mee
Git otta heer, Shark…U kant hab mai cheezburgerz
I think we’re gonna need a bigger cheezburger
jess, wif 2 all beef patties, spc’l sawz, letUS, cheez, pikelz, unyums, onna sezmee ceeded bun…N a choklit malted 2…N fryz wit dat…N a priz insyd
Oooooh GeeNeeZcatz. Izzat fur mee??? I haz nawt had ene brekfast yet. Thankz.
Nom nom nom nom nom slurrrrp nom nom nom nom slurrp nom slurrp
Deelishus!!1 Now ai haz teh strenght to dans fur yoo to celery brayte yur joyous moment up there. Up there – fur awl to see – as long as this site shall lazt!!
Ai’m dropping down to dans to Ambercatz song. Ar yoo coming too???
Surr…Ai’ll tri 2 watch u 2 n lernna stepz.
Don fergit teh DIET coke!
Yah dat hooman prty scaree. The shark just swimmin along, and hooman start tilkin to deth!
Ai gess datz wun waa 2 killa shark
I hafta ‘member dis next tiem i tries to hunt sharks.
poar sahrkee, iz ticklolish 2 sum tiemz.
I ish ticklish too!!
Get in mah Belly!
nommin … yer doin it rong … lulz ^^
Hey I is havings gud ideaz, I pats sharky shary
oh halp it ran off wit mah arm
How rood! Shark’s mum nawt rased himz propurly.
Ooh Noooez !!!!1!
Cawlz 119 ‘mergincy!!1!
Cawlz DrTinyCat STAT!!!1!
Wutz teh numbr fer 911?
Nein elebenty. Yoo needz speshul ICHC fone.
onoz, u found mah wiknezz
i can has handburger?
Haay guiz…Ai no iz a blu n rainee Mondai, but izznt ennybuddy wantz 2 danz N sing n twerrell rownd n git da jooces floowin?…HUH?…Ennybuddy?
No?…k, Ai kin taek da hintz
*turns wif hed down n wawkz awaay*
k bie
come bak geeneezcatz, plz.
we do needz 2 dans n sing in honor of ur nawt-sekond commint.
now whuts a salty song? C shanty perhaps?
TankQ, Kayjoy
Ai singz wif U, butt ai donno da wurds to “C shanty”
U sing it fuurrr mee?
moestly tehy go:
diddly dee, diddly dee
De-dee de-dee de-dee de-dee
diddly dee, diddly dee
de-dee de-dee de-dee de-dee
diddly dee, diddly dee
ad infinitum!
Dansing heer fur GeeNeeZcatz – hope yoo awl will joyne in luks lief fun to mee!!
Whooo Hoooo!!!
diddly dee, *dans to teh left* diddly dee *dans to teh rite*
De-dee * step hop* de-dee *step hop* de-dee *step hope* de-dee *step hop*
diddly dee, *dans to teh left* diddly dee *dans to teh rite*
de-dee de-dee * step kik* de-dee de-dee *step kik*
diddly dee, *dans to teh left* diddly dee *dans to teh rite*
an repeet til grand finale ov 32 fouettez across teh staj. Giving it teh old razzle-dazzle!!!
mabee should sing Mack da Knife…
Oh, the shark, babe, has such teeth, dear
And it shows them pearly white
Just a jackknife has old MacHeath, babe
And he keeps it, ah, out of sight
Ya know when that shark bites with his teeth, babe
Scarlet billows start to spread
Fancy gloves, oh, wears old MacHeath, babe
So there’s never, never a trace of red
Onna sydewalk, on sunny mornin
liez a buddy, juss oozin blud
Sumwun kreepin ‘rown da korrner
kud dat sumwon B Mak da nief?
Derz a tuggBoot, down bai da ribber(donch noo)
wif a ceemint bag droopin on down
Dat ceemint bag iz der furr da wait, deer
Cud it B, ol Makiez bak in town?
Yay!!! What a prittee voyce yoo have!!!!!
*muffled sound ov floofy whyte paws clapping*
TankQ JCH4K 111!1 Ur 2 kiend,
n u did a berry lubblee razzel-dazzel danz
U r berry tallented
listen to hem at dis linky:
hhtp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBTITHA8twl&feature=related
Deer GeeNeeZcatz
To cheerz yu up adn bryng yu bak frum awaay, Ai haz a pome fur yu:
A Spryng Tayle to Cheerz Up GeeNee
Ai luvs mai kittehs, adn mai kittehs luvs mee,
We awl getz alawng veree happelee
Synce dey be howse kittehs, dey onlee seas OUTSIDE
Frum teh byg bay wyndoe wher dey lieks to hyde
Becuz az howse kittehs, dere alwayz IN
Insted ov OUT, wher dey’d ruther hav bin
Soe wen March cumz alaung, we awl goez tugedder
To teh byg bak yard to njoy nyse spryng wedder
Butt wen awn teh lawnn dey spotz a robyn
Dere lil kitteh harts sune startz athrobbin
Wen up to teh burd dey awl tries to sneekx
He tinks ‘Wut? Ai’m nut wun ov dose new chik-peepz!!!”
Kittehs sez “O Hai, Mr. Robyn we jes wunts to play!”
But teh wyse auld burd jest laffs adn flys awaay.
Kwite furlorne, mai kittehs creepz bak to teh howse
Adn dey doan ebben feels bedder wif dere awld stuffffed mowse
Den Ai givs dem treets adn snorgles, dey doan hav to ask it
Adn dey sune fawls asleep in der sof kitteh baskit
Oh CheshireKittehKat, TankU sooo muches furr da lubbly poem!!1!
Ai’m no longer onna sad, butt berry happyTayl now. Ai’ll keepz on “tinkin Spring” N hoeppin 2 C sum blossums n buddinz cummin owt soon.
{{{{{CheshireKittehKat}}}}
CKK that waz oarsum powem.
*moar muffled sounds of floofy paws clapping*
Don’t tickle or I bite your hand off…
Earn big money! Be a Shark-mounted-laser Repairman!
Hai, earlier i wos able to create captioned pictures from the ICHC picture library but now i cannot find the picture library page, any help appreciated
kthnxbye
gud capshun bai BeckyCat.
Humanburger!
I likes mine wif lettuce an tomato
Heinz 57 an french-fried potato
Big kosher pikkle an a cold draf beer
Good ceilingcat almighty which way do I nom…
(wif apolololgies to Jimmy Buffett)
Pikkle MUSt be kosher.
god you people are idiots.
don’t you realize that there is a giant harpoon in the lower half of this shark?
its been gigged and is being pulled aboard a fishing vessel. how more moronic are your stupid comments now that you know that animal is in its death throes?
Oh, hush! We r nawt Bline! Wee r teh sillee! Moas ob us hab teh mennee stresses, an Cheezburger is teh weh to juss unlax. Sum ob us has teh spowses dat r teh sik (kronikly). Sum ob uss doan hab teh jobs. Teh rool of (posable) fumbs is, BEE NICE.
An dat’s teh en ob mah sermun. Kthxbai.
Go ‘way mean cheeztroll. If u tinks we’z stoopid, y u readin this site? Go ‘way.
yew kan nawt has cheezburger.
go away plzkthx.
giggle. nawt hate. >=(
I see your point that the shark is suffering, but you could’ve gotten your point across in a gentler way. Because you addressed us in such a derisive and insulting manner, I almost want to ignore what you say, but I care about animals, as do many of the people on this site. The louder you talk, the less people will hear.
Acshully, no, is not dying, is being strokeded:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2008/03/13/wshark113.xml
Try gettin ur facks strate!
Grate sloothin, Charlie. (claps paws)
*blush* nawt rly sloofin. I rds telygraf eberyday, dis story and foto been up fur last seberal days. wen I seed it on frunt page heer I iz wow, I noes dat picshur!
Fanks, Charlie!
Dat pic has been bovvering meh awl dai.
k, hyoomin jokez oburr, stawpz nao oar ill maekz u stawp.
Oh cummon, Sharkee, even ef I tikkul u so much u pee urself, hooz gunna noe?
C’mon, areufkinserious, do you really believe the people on this site are laughing
at the expense of a poor dying animal? I, for one, had no idea it was harpooned,
because you can’t see it on the picture, and I’m sure the majority of the other viewers didn’t know either.
On this site we are huuuuuuuuge animal lovers, or we wouldn’t be here in the
first place; we’d be on “Field & Stream” or some other hunting and fishing site,
thinking about the next animal we’re going to shoot or the next fish we’re going to
catch. Why are you trying to put us on such a massive guilt trip, when you are
quite aware we’re animal-lovers?
lulz best i haz sen n yrs
awww, dat kyoot! if it woodant smell so bedlii, aid cuddle hims to deth (prolly litter ally!)
hm. Why teh sharkz get such bad prez, I donut know. (itz awl Peter Benchley’s fault!!) I am SCUBA diver, and have been on numerous dives where there were sharks present, and have all my limbs and attachments intact! This photo is indeed from another post, the shark is NAWT being injured, in spite of the cranky guy’s posting.
Sum peepl just has to P in teh pewl, dun’t they? Ignore teh trolls, dey go way suun. Dey just wanna be herd and has peepl tink dey KNOW sumting. We awl laff, cuz we noes wut dey do nawt noe. So Dere!
I know dis pikture!! dat guy saved dis sharks life, and now it follows him around and lets him pet her! It so cute to see a shark behave liek dat!
Chuk Noris mines 4 fish!