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Too many drugs, dude.
Instead of a splort, this be a splat. (Whut kind of bird left impreshun like that? The legendary bird of paradise?)
errol teh Weeseleesl owel frum Hairee Potter?
O yoo gawt tew et befur me. Furst ting ai tawt wuz Errol.
Mebbe et wuz wun ub thows windex burds?
Erlol. Heehee.
Ahem. Methinks tihs be magpi.
I tink it jst normal burd burd. Must laik windows
I thought this was from a cat that jumped at the glass, then slid down.
Based on size, length of tail, and the fact that mouse birds are the clumsiest thing on wings, my guess is that it was a mouse bird.
Ground hasd no stunned bird. So we not noz.
based on the perfectness (or seemingly) of the outline and the impressions, im ganna say hand done on a dirty window especially for this website, or another such website… honestly i have had lots of birds hit my glass doors, even when they were that dirty,, and they make marks that look more like bird droppings (only big as the bird).. just a normal splat.. only in cartoons does the impression in the wall look like the object thrown threw it.
EPOCH FAIL.
conb0rgulashuns, human 0′ Cookie.
An r we jus nawt dansin todai? I wuz finkin ob de chikn dans…
well, i fink co0kie’s H. is off dewin brane srjriees. offen she leeves us to ower own
de vices foar teh sillybrashuns. teh divice in mye eer (owch) is rekommending sumfin by teh burds. brb.
Turn, Turn, Turn (wich is wut dis burd shudda dun befoar it hit da glass)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUworKXBzdE&feature=related
“Eight Miles High” - wehre teh burd shudda bin insted ov down bai teh windoze
There’s an old pop song, “Surfin’ Bird” by The Trashmen (??) that I fink was spozed 2B at least partly funny. I donut no if anybody else rememburs it, but it went sumthing like:
I wanna everybody heard about the bird
Bird bird bird ba ba bird bird bird
Well, don’t you know about the bird?
Well, everybody knows that the bird is the word
Bird bird bird ba ba bird bird bird
Etc.
Uzd 2 crack me up; if yoo remembur it yoo kan’t help but laff!
Lolcat version of ground avoidance radar:
you iz pulling up. you iz pulling up. why you is not pulling up?
(find a recording of computer generated “pull up. pull up.”
Birdie is a meer shadow ov his formur self…
♫
…theirs a shado hangin oooover me
oh, birdee’s splat came suddenlee…
Yesterday
All my feathers were in fine array
Now it looks as tho they’ve gone astray
Oh, I beleev I’ve ailed-fay
in-Way!!!
pssssssst,LCB…we been beesm urchin yer naem, agin….
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/03/15/funny-pictures-ninja-catburglars/
Nothin’ be-smurchful ’bout that, that I culd see. That indeed be mah new class of trainees, talkin’ me down from teh ledge after they pointed a lazer dot out teh window and I chased it and then got stuck.
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Oh, and my burgers is fixed now. Cancel teh generul alarum.
thx-kay!
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Funny how one’s brane can pull a rhyme outta one’s… hat when needed.
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BTW, my burgers are borked. I can vote when there alreddy is some, but I cannot vote when it’s “unrated”. I’m gonna go outside now and eet wurms.
Lolcatburglar:
I thougt your rhyme was inventive, timely, and pleasing, and I enjoyed the ending - not at all what I was expecting.
Skillz liek that moost kome in handee in yer professhun.
Respekt.
*blush* U is kind to say.
*looks around*
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It’s just u and me, rite, Fifi? Then I tells u how it happened. I saw MaryO’s lines and thinked I could take a few minutes away from werk to write anudder verse about teh burd. Is easy because I knoes teh song by hart (No, it’s not by Johnny Hart; it’s by Lol McCartney). Anyways, I sing first line to mahself in mah hed and come up with werds that fit this lolpic. I don’t knoes how I does it but I can does it fairly quickly and I thank Ceiling Cat for it.
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But then I gets to last line “Oh, I believe in yesterday” and I say to mahself “^%*#!” I no can think of line that rhymes and that would end mah verse rite! I has LOL’d mahself into a corner! And nobuddy puts LCB inda corner! And I don’t has lots of time! And I’m not gonna pay a lot for this muffler!
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So I try a old trick to get a rhyme: I goes through teh alphamabet. “…Ay, …bay, …cay, …day, etc.ay.” When I gets to “…fay” mah brane screen goes blank and teh “Scene Missing” card is inserted for a few sekkonds. Next thing I knoes, I has rited “I beleev I’ve ailed-fay” and all is done. I has been alone teh hole time so I is priddy sure I is teh one what rited it.
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All this to say that I often read about songwriters who say that they donut knoes *whare* their leerics come from, they just come. Same here, only I is not a famuss songriter. Just a not-famuss song-parodyer.
Oh LCB, ur famuss fur mush moar dan dat, but lest nawt get into it nao.Ur timing was purrfect cuz LOLMcCartney had to gibs Heather 33 million burgers plus 15 million in assets. Teh poor 4 yeer old kitten will hab to get by on onwee $70,000 per yeer, plus nanny and skool, ov corse. Hao iz dat poor liddle kitten gonna get by?
O noes!!1! Teh poor deer. I will add her to teh list of chillrens I halp.
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And as for perfekt timing, it’s all down to this fob watch that Tidmum gived me.
I will keep yer secret wid my udder valooables.
*U kno where da box is, rite?*
Of coarse. It’s in da safe hidden behind that painting of that spooking old dude.
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Whut? That is ur grandmommeh? Sry. She had a vry nice, um, mustache.
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And I forgetted to say that the phenomnomnomenon I rited of is called “Pig-Lolatin ex machina”
Mo’S & LCB — highly refined weapons-grade YOUWINNIUM
Teho it is gud tu see yur naem in teh Who be Talkin’ list.
Youwinium — grate!
Now reely, I hab tu go back tu erk-way!
fanks, Teho.
youwinnium hehehehehe
we can has Lolcat periodiklol tabel?
lotcatburglar — yu reely made me laff out lowd!
Fanks!
Nao, I gotta bet back to erk-way!
Nevermore….
2 much green beer.
Tippi Hedren closeded teh winder just in tiem…
LOL! Du we get a complimint-ary vizzit to the tye booteek for same thot same tiem??
Yesh. We gets to pick frum teh eckscluesieve GMTA colleckshun…
Hm.. *wunders if they have St Paddy’s mdse… *
yew kan haz N E kulur sew lawng az am grin - juss 4 teh dai!
an teh ginnis martoonie!
Ginnis martoonie?
sownds too gud to be troo….
Boi, wuz dat eber a moovie’ A reel “Burd Howwer Storee”!
Iz taht Tippi Hedren inside teh car?
With no snow, Lolbird makes dust angels.
an image of Ceiling Cat’s angels mysteeriouslee appeers…
If it were an impression on toast, they culd sell it on ebay!
i’m finkin dis is on a bus or sumfin, so day could tek it on a trabelling toor. Charge admisshun in cheezburgres.
But don’t let teh kittehs drive, ‘k?
*gets distraktimicated by blinky lites on dongle dangling frum eer*
um, human 0 Cookie, i wunder if dis fing is compatlolbul wif b0rg teknawlogee?
If it is lit, Ms. O’Spockn, it is compatible. I would question, however, how benign it might be, seeing as how you obtained it from The Maus.
oh, wayte. you’re jest talkin bout the code dat wuz transferred, and the odd eerwuremz, rite? rite???!!
A dongle is capable of both transmitting and storing information. I would be concerned about things much more serious than earworms, if I were you…
Bwahahahahahahaha……….!!!!!!!!
izzit too late fur a donglectomee?
You think I would tell you?! Bwahahahahahah………!
If the m0usian nanoprobes have not yet re-written your DNA, you may have a chance.
Hey! Shaddup Pinocchio!
*sets up stall*
*hangs up banner*
GET YER DONGLECTOMEES HEER! NAO WIV A FREE ALBATROSOSOS!
*teenytineeliddul voiyce*
halp!
Yes, deer laydee, may ai halps u?
Albatross? What flavor is it?
maybe, starling. wot to dew, wot to dew…