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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?

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Cookie's Human

Too many drugs, dude.

Cookie's Human

Instead of a splort, this be a splat. (Whut kind of bird left impreshun like that? The legendary bird of paradise?)

mary O'Spockn

errol teh Weeseleesl owel frum Hairee Potter?

ihazkatztu

O yoo gawt tew et befur me. Furst ting ai tawt wuz Errol.
Mebbe et wuz wun ub thows windex burds?

starling

Erlol. Heehee.

Ahem. Methinks tihs be magpi.

 
 
 
Cupcake

I tink it jst normal burd burd. Must laik windows

 
3Davideo

I thought this was from a cat that jumped at the glass, then slid down.

 
rip

Based on size, length of tail, and the fact that mouse birds are the clumsiest thing on wings, my guess is that it was a mouse bird.

Ground hasd no stunned bird. So we not noz.

joeshmo3

based on the perfectness (or seemingly) of the outline and the impressions, im ganna say hand done on a dirty window especially for this website, or another such website… honestly i have had lots of birds hit my glass doors, even when they were that dirty,, and they make marks that look more like bird droppings (only big as the bird).. just a normal splat.. only in cartoons does the impression in the wall look like the object thrown threw it.

EPOCH FAIL.

 
 
 
mary O'Spockn

conb0rgulashuns, human 0′ Cookie.

altosinger

An r we jus nawt dansin todai? I wuz finkin ob de chikn dans…

mary O'Spockn

well, i fink co0kie’s H. is off dewin brane srjriees. offen she leeves us to ower own
de vices foar teh sillybrashuns. teh divice in mye eer (owch) is rekommending sumfin by teh burds. brb.

mary O'Spockn

Turn, Turn, Turn (wich is wut dis burd shudda dun befoar it hit da glass)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUworKXBzdE&feature=related

PwnedBy2Kittehs

“Eight Miles High” - wehre teh burd shudda bin insted ov down bai teh windoze

Tessie

There’s an old pop song, “Surfin’ Bird” by The Trashmen (??) that I fink was spozed 2B at least partly funny. I donut no if anybody else rememburs it, but it went sumthing like:

I wanna everybody heard about the bird
Bird bird bird ba ba bird bird bird
Well, don’t you know about the bird?
Well, everybody knows that the bird is the word
Bird bird bird ba ba bird bird bird

Etc.

Uzd 2 crack me up; if yoo remembur it yoo kan’t help but laff!

 
 
rip

Lolcat version of ground avoidance radar:

you iz pulling up. you iz pulling up. why you is not pulling up?

(find a recording of computer generated “pull up. pull up.” ;)

 
 
 
 
 
 
Maus

Birdie is a meer shadow ov his formur self…

mary O'Spockn

…theirs a shado hangin oooover me
oh, birdee’s splat came suddenlee…

lolcatburglar

Yesterday
All my feathers were in fine array
Now it looks as tho they’ve gone astray
Oh, I beleev I’ve ailed-fay

lolcatburglar

Nothin’ be-smurchful ’bout that, that I culd see. That indeed be mah new class of trainees, talkin’ me down from teh ledge after they pointed a lazer dot out teh window and I chased it and then got stuck.
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Oh, and my burgers is fixed now. Cancel teh generul alarum.

 
 
lolcatburglar

thx-kay!
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Funny how one’s brane can pull a rhyme outta one’s… hat when needed.
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BTW, my burgers are borked. I can vote when there alreddy is some, but I cannot vote when it’s “unrated”. I’m gonna go outside now and eet wurms.

fifi rockefeller

Lolcatburglar:
I thougt your rhyme was inventive, timely, and pleasing, and I enjoyed the ending - not at all what I was expecting.
Skillz liek that moost kome in handee in yer professhun.
Respekt.

lolcatburglar

*blush* U is kind to say.

*looks around*
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It’s just u and me, rite, Fifi? Then I tells u how it happened. I saw MaryO’s lines and thinked I could take a few minutes away from werk to write anudder verse about teh burd. Is easy because I knoes teh song by hart (No, it’s not by Johnny Hart; it’s by Lol McCartney). Anyways, I sing first line to mahself in mah hed and come up with werds that fit this lolpic. I don’t knoes how I does it but I can does it fairly quickly and I thank Ceiling Cat for it.
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But then I gets to last line “Oh, I believe in yesterday” and I say to mahself “^%*#!” I no can think of line that rhymes and that would end mah verse rite! I has LOL’d mahself into a corner! And nobuddy puts LCB inda corner! And I don’t has lots of time! And I’m not gonna pay a lot for this muffler!
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So I try a old trick to get a rhyme: I goes through teh alphamabet. “…Ay, …bay, …cay, …day, etc.ay.” When I gets to “…fay” mah brane screen goes blank and teh “Scene Missing” card is inserted for a few sekkonds. Next thing I knoes, I has rited “I beleev I’ve ailed-fay” and all is done. I has been alone teh hole time so I is priddy sure I is teh one what rited it.
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All this to say that I often read about songwriters who say that they donut knoes *whare* their leerics come from, they just come. Same here, only I is not a famuss songriter. Just a not-famuss song-parodyer.

Romeow

Oh LCB, ur famuss fur mush moar dan dat, but lest nawt get into it nao.Ur timing was purrfect cuz LOLMcCartney had to gibs Heather 33 million burgers plus 15 million in assets. Teh poor 4 yeer old kitten will hab to get by on onwee $70,000 per yeer, plus nanny and skool, ov corse. Hao iz dat poor liddle kitten gonna get by?

lolcatburglar

O noes!!1! Teh poor deer. I will add her to teh list of chillrens I halp.
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And as for perfekt timing, it’s all down to this fob watch that Tidmum gived me.

 
 
 
fifi rockefeller

I will keep yer secret wid my udder valooables.
*U kno where da box is, rite?*

lolcatburglar

Of coarse. It’s in da safe hidden behind that painting of that spooking old dude.
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Whut? That is ur grandmommeh? Sry. She had a vry nice, um, mustache.
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And I forgetted to say that the phenomnomnomenon I rited of is called “Pig-Lolatin ex machina”

 
 
 
 
 
 
Teho

Mo’S & LCB — highly refined weapons-grade YOUWINNIUM

LyP

Teho it is gud tu see yur naem in teh Who be Talkin’ list.

Youwinium — grate!

Now reely, I hab tu go back tu erk-way!

 
sweepea

fanks, Teho.
youwinnium hehehehehe

we can has Lolcat periodiklol tabel?

 
 
LyP

lotcatburglar — yu reely made me laff out lowd!
Fanks!
Nao, I gotta bet back to erk-way!

 
 
 
 
 
Cookie's Human

2 much green beer.

 
Maus

Tippi Hedren closeded teh winder just in tiem…

leeza-b

LOL! Du we get a complimint-ary vizzit to the tye booteek for same thot same tiem??

Maus

Yesh. We gets to pick frum teh eckscluesieve GMTA colleckshun…

leeza-b

Hm.. *wunders if they have St Paddy’s mdse… *

gibbocat

yew kan haz N E kulur sew lawng az am grin - juss 4 teh dai! ;)

gibbocat

an teh ginnis martoonie!

leeza-b

Ginnis martoonie? :shock:

sownds too gud to be troo….

 
 
 
 
 
 
CheshireKittehKat

Boi, wuz dat eber a moovie’ A reel “Burd Howwer Storee”!

 
 
leeza-b

Iz taht Tippi Hedren inside teh car?

 
UD

With no snow, Lolbird makes dust angels.

 
mary O'Spockn

an image of Ceiling Cat’s angels mysteeriouslee appeers…

Cookie's Human

If it were an impression on toast, they culd sell it on ebay!

mary O'Spockn

i’m finkin dis is on a bus or sumfin, so day could tek it on a trabelling toor. Charge admisshun in cheezburgres.
But don’t let teh kittehs drive, ‘k?

mary O'Spockn

*gets distraktimicated by blinky lites on dongle dangling frum eer*

um, human 0 Cookie, i wunder if dis fing is compatlolbul wif b0rg teknawlogee?

Cmdr Data

If it is lit, Ms. O’Spockn, it is compatible. I would question, however, how benign it might be, seeing as how you obtained it from The Maus.

mary O'Spockn

oh, wayte. you’re jest talkin bout the code dat wuz transferred, and the odd eerwuremz, rite? rite???!!

Maus

A dongle is capable of both transmitting and storing information. I would be concerned about things much more serious than earworms, if I were you…

Maus

Bwahahahahahahaha……….!!!!!!!!

 
mary O'Spockn

izzit too late fur a donglectomee?

Maus

You think I would tell you?! Bwahahahahahah………!

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Cmdr Data

If the m0usian nanoprobes have not yet re-written your DNA, you may have a chance.

 
Maus

Hey! Shaddup Pinocchio!

 
starling

*sets up stall*

*hangs up banner*

GET YER DONGLECTOMEES HEER! NAO WIV A FREE ALBATROSOSOS!

 
mary O'Spockn

*teenytineeliddul voiyce*
halp!

 
starling

Yes, deer laydee, may ai halps u?

 
Maus

Albatross? What flavor is it?

 
mary O'Spockn

maybe, starling. wot to dew, wot to dew…

 
starling