Driving a Jaguar

U R Dooin it Wrong
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U R Dooin it Wrong
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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New model jag haz built-in navigator
conb0rgulashuns! fanks for sendin teh b0rg cube to reskue me. howsomeber, teh dongle is still in place adn teh otter drones may has assimilated sum ob teh informashun storeded innit. at leest i excaped teh Starling.
I lerned a long time ago - leave dem dandling dongles alone. If you haz to handle them, put on rubber gloves. No telling where they’ve been or what they’ve done. Seriuslee - leave dem dongles alone!
*sigh*. you be rite, o wise0ne. wut wuz i finking?
Yoo wuz thinking purrhaps how prittee they luk awl lit up???
corboladulashuns!
I tink he moar of a built in ood ornament… cept on da roofs
congratz C.H. on ur apt n cleber commint!
hope dese hoomins keep teh sunroof closed.
i saw a video on teh boreme site where a cheeta used a veehicul az a tall mobile littrbox. not so grate fur driver,axshully.
hey hey… wells isnt dat kitteh a cheetah?
watevr
dnt mattah
btw im new here
omg…
im such an idiot
the hoomin is refrin 2 the car
OnStar, there’s a cheetah on mah jaguar!
Call Mr. eLOLfant fur halp.
i know it might not fit with the cute quote, but thats a cheetah… not a jaguar
She is “dooin it rong” iffn she’s trying 2 drive a jag—-she’s akshoelly drivin a cheetah!!
So yoo is rite, Valerie!
cheetahs nevur pros.. proz… never do wellz
dat’s twooo. Dey gets sik a lot, pore babehs. Sooooo bootifulz, too.
but yeh no the prover .. er addig … er saying.
an’ wut abowt cheetOES?
it made me lol, so iz ok to call it a jaguar. the subby just cheetahd a bit.
i thnksed he is rfrin 2 the car…mebbe
ITS A CHEETAH!!!!!
last thing Larry’s bro in law saw …
…last thing Larry’s bro in law sed wuz, “Dis’ll be a kewl pic. Say chee…….”
“…Ta” (last thing cheetah sed before hasing Larry’s Bro. in law.
okays, i dunno if it be a cheetah, oar a jag you are. just cawl it creatib license.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Cgg0txuzWM
Jusitin Case your fergotted whoo Larry is
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/03/04/funny-pictures-we-findz-in-larryz-kamera/#comments
Moron Allen would prolly try to pet the cheetah and drag a piece of grass on the ground and be like “git it kitteh!”
but furst, he’d say “GUYZ , watch dis!!”
OMG — itz a hyooman wif a camera wif a telyfoto lens !! git on tawpof teh car!!
lukkee himz wuznt ewzin teh Y dangul!
yu noe hao kittehz am wif N E fing dat dangulz!!
Hao???? N E fing?
nawt awl ob uz haz teh bennefit ov yur fuzzy grin nikkuz, janet!
ain’t that fara fawcett?? O_o
noe! but am hur teef!!
noes …iz Dinah Shore…….shez seein teh USA….or er, Africa USA????
mi advansed yeerz ….ai jest gibbed it awai…
…in ur Chevrolet.
thot dinah shores iz exti… exting… is no longer around no more….
adn i fot the hood ornament wuz fancee ont ter Rolls Royce.
but yu haz 2 feed diz wun chzbrgrz!!
Rolls Royce hassa a fancee hood ornrymint, yoo is rite!
Dis “ornremint” is naught 4 reel—issa cheatah!
U say iz ur car? I say iz mah portibul sunbeem lokashun yoonit. You want has argumint abowt it?
sounds gud 2 me–cat on a hot car roof is a happy camper—party on, d00d!
Hey, y’all, watch this!
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO!
Sigh. Yet another case of wrong animal, wrong continent.
That’s not a jaguar. That’s a cheetah. Jaguars are from South America, they are solid black. Cheetahs are found in Africa. They are spotted. They are not leopards either (smaller, smoother fur, different species).
First it was the poor misaligned Elephant Seal condemned to made famous as a walrus (or the ever annoying lolrus)…. and now this.
The joke is not funny if it’s wrong. SRYSLY
Yay! i gottit rite?
Hey Lola! Welcome to ICHC. This b a plais for teh funneez. Dis iz not aminal planet. Oar PBS. Wii appresheatez your enthuziazm 4 deh
aminalz. Adn 4 deh accurasees. But wud u beleeve? Wii still thinks itz funnee!!!
:LOL:
Not all jaguars are all black. Most are spotted even!
But I agree, the joke isn’t terribly funny if it’s the wrong animal.
“I’z sorries Msta Cheetah! Yuz not Jaquar!”
Dis b teh Cheetos Cheetah?
Duz we hab n-e-wun to check teh poetic licenses here? Teh joke was, “driving a jaguar … you are doin it WRONG.” joke wudn’t be funny if tehre wuzn’t sumfin wrong.
*what?*
*it wuzn’t the species that wuz spozed to be wrong?*
*oh*
heheheheheh snerlk…
teh moar fingz rong teh bedduh!!11!
yep, yer license apeers to be in order.
few!!! 11!
fanx LCB!
eye owz yu wun
Hi Lola,…..well ifn u wanna …..ai gotz lawts ov harez…..we kan split dem awl nite…..
No Salleh - fink ov the lolhares.
Doan b mean to teh Bunbuns.
O hai {{{{{saleeh}}}}} Wow. Yoo ar reelee fazt!!!! So happee yoo ar heer.
Mmmmm… Hassenpfeffer…
(Whispurrrrs{ Maus. It’s Hasenpfeffer. Ai reelee dont think Hassenpfeffer wud bee neerlee so taystee.
But - Ai’m traiing to werk Oberpfaffenhofen in heer an cant quite so. Ai just lurves saying “Oberpfaffenhofen.” There iz also an Unterpfaffenhofen, but duzznt sound quite so funneh.
I thoughted spelloling didnt cownt so muches heer… Ah well…
Ah… I see. Well actually, I love pepper..
Well - that dint taek long!!! an ai luvs pepper, too. Freshly ground, ov corse.
Blak, red, green, white - awl yum.
Oh! so sorree. Yur rite. It duzzent. Much. Eneway. :opps:
Yoo see!!! Sumtimes spelling DUZ matter. LOLZ. Awl teh drama - fur nawt!!! An just becuz ov spelling!!!
hee! case in point: “opps” …onlee matters wehn it matters…
Soooo… How’s teh ol’ eer doin, gurl? Hmmmm?
*blinky blinky*
(translated: owie)