Driving a Jaguar
U R Dooin it Wrong
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conb0rgulashuns! fanks for sendin teh b0rg cube to reskue me. howsomeber, teh dongle is still in place adn teh otter drones may has assimilated sum ob teh informashun storeded innit. at leest i excaped teh Starling.
I lerned a long time ago – leave dem dandling dongles alone. If you haz to handle them, put on rubber gloves. No telling where they’ve been or what they’ve done. Seriuslee – leave dem dongles alone!
*sigh*. you be rite, o wise0ne. wut wuz i finking?
Yoo wuz thinking purrhaps how prittee they luk awl lit up???
corboladulashuns!
I tink he moar of a built in ood ornament… cept on da roofs
congratz C.H. on ur apt n cleber commint!
hope dese hoomins keep teh sunroof closed.
i saw a video on teh boreme site where a cheeta used a veehicul az a tall mobile littrbox. not so grate fur driver,axshully.
hey hey… wells isnt dat kitteh a cheetah?
watevr
dnt mattah
btw im new here
omg…
im such an idiot
the hoomin is refrin 2 the car
Cheetahs is like domestic kittehs. dey purrrs.
lirons is big kitteh. dey ROARS. dat mean i can has cheetah fur hawse?
that’s mountain lions.
OnStar, there’s a cheetah on mah jaguar!
Call Mr. eLOLfant fur halp.
i know it might not fit with the cute quote, but thats a cheetah… not a jaguar
She is “dooin it rong” iffn she’s trying 2 drive a jag—-she’s akshoelly drivin a cheetah!!
So yoo is rite, Valerie!
cheetahs nevur pros.. proz… never do wellz
dat’s twooo. Dey gets sik a lot, pore babehs. Sooooo bootifulz, too.
but yeh no the prover .. er addig … er saying.
an’ wut abowt cheetOES?
it made me lol, so iz ok to call it a jaguar. the subby just cheetahd a bit.
i thnksed he is rfrin 2 the car…mebbe
ITS A CHEETAH!!!!!
tis a cheetah
last thing Larry’s bro in law saw …
…last thing Larry’s bro in law sed wuz, “Dis’ll be a kewl pic. Say chee…….”
“…Ta” (last thing cheetah sed before hasing Larry’s Bro. in law.
okays, i dunno if it be a cheetah, oar a jag you are. just cawl it creatib license.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Cgg0txuzWM
Jusitin Case your fergotted whoo Larry is
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/03/04/funny-pictures-we-findz-in-larryz-kamera/#comments
Moron Allen would prolly try to pet the cheetah and drag a piece of grass on the ground and be like “git it kitteh!”
but furst, he’d say “GUYZ , watch dis!!”
OMG — itz a hyooman wif a camera wif a telyfoto lens !! git on tawpof teh car!!
lukkee himz wuznt ewzin teh Y dangul!
yu noe hao kittehz am wif N E fing dat dangulz!!
Hao???? N E fing?
nawt awl ob uz haz teh bennefit ov yur fuzzy grin nikkuz, janet!
ain’t that fara fawcett?? O_o
noe! but am hur teef!!
noes …iz Dinah Shore…….shez seein teh USA….or er, Africa USA????
mi advansed yeerz ….ai jest gibbed it awai…
…in ur Chevrolet.
thot dinah shores iz exti… exting… is no longer around no more….
adn i fot the hood ornament wuz fancee ont ter Rolls Royce.
but yu haz 2 feed diz wun chzbrgrz!!
Rolls Royce hassa a fancee hood ornrymint, yoo is rite!
Dis “ornremint” is naught 4 reel—issa cheatah!
U say iz ur car? I say iz mah portibul sunbeem lokashun yoonit. You want has argumint abowt it?
sounds gud 2 me–cat on a hot car roof is a happy camper—party on, d00d!
Hey, y’all, watch this!
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO!
Sigh. Yet another case of wrong animal, wrong continent.
That’s not a jaguar. That’s a cheetah. Jaguars are from South America, they are solid black. Cheetahs are found in Africa. They are spotted. They are not leopards either (smaller, smoother fur, different species).
First it was the poor misaligned Elephant Seal condemned to made famous as a walrus (or the ever annoying lolrus)…. and now this.
The joke is not funny if it’s wrong. SRYSLY
Yay! i gottit rite?
Hey Lola! Welcome to ICHC. This b a plais for teh funneez. Dis iz not aminal planet. Oar PBS. Wii appresheatez your enthuziazm 4 deh
aminalz. Adn 4 deh accurasees. But wud u beleeve? Wii still thinks itz funnee!!!
:LOL:
Not all jaguars are all black. Most are spotted even!
But I agree, the joke isn’t terribly funny if it’s the wrong animal.
“I’z sorries Msta Cheetah! Yuz not Jaquar!”
Dis b teh Cheetos Cheetah?
Duz we hab n-e-wun to check teh poetic licenses here? Teh joke was, “driving a jaguar … you are doin it WRONG.” joke wudn’t be funny if tehre wuzn’t sumfin wrong.
*what?*
*it wuzn’t the species that wuz spozed to be wrong?*
*oh*
heheheheheh snerlk…
teh moar fingz rong teh bedduh!!11!
yep, yer license apeers to be in order.
few!!! 11!
fanx LCB!
eye owz yu wun
Hi Lola,…..well ifn u wanna …..ai gotz lawts ov harez…..we kan split dem awl nite…..
No Salleh – fink ov the lolhares.
Doan b mean to teh Bunbuns.
O hai {{{{{saleeh}}}}} Wow. Yoo ar reelee fazt!!!! So happee yoo ar heer.
Mmmmm… Hassenpfeffer…
(Whispurrrrs{ Maus. It’s Hasenpfeffer. Ai reelee dont think Hassenpfeffer wud bee neerlee so taystee.
But – Ai’m traiing to werk Oberpfaffenhofen in heer an cant quite so. Ai just lurves saying “Oberpfaffenhofen.” There iz also an Unterpfaffenhofen, but duzznt sound quite so funneh.
I thoughted spelloling didnt cownt so muches heer… Ah well…
Ah… I see. Well actually, I love pepper..
Well – that dint taek long!!! an ai luvs pepper, too. Freshly ground, ov corse.
Blak, red, green, white – awl yum.
Oh! so sorree. Yur rite. It duzzent. Much. Eneway.
pps:
Yoo see!!! Sumtimes spelling DUZ matter. LOLZ. Awl teh drama – fur nawt!!! An just becuz ov spelling!!!
hee! case in point: “opps” …onlee matters wehn it matters…
Soooo… How’s teh ol’ eer doin, gurl? Hmmmm?
*blinky blinky*
(translated: owie)
LOL!!! Yoo ar dooing a LAWT ov teh blinkies today, Mary O’!
is teh blinkety blinkety dongle.
i.e., it lites up to indikate it is kompatiblol.
but there must be a loose connection sumwears so it is blinkying.
ai cee – nawt!
And teh DNA?
wut shud i bee looking fur?
Um… nuthin. Has a gud nites sleeps. And dont pai attenshun to anee… um… voyses yoo mai heer…
*snerk*
shofar, the onlee DNA that seemz to be replicating is teh rhino virus you gibbed me.
Yoor welcum. Boy, tohse airkisses is potent, oui? G’nite Sweepea.
Deer Lola -Ai know yoo meen well, but – doo yoo reelee think that we don’t know the difference bwtween a jaguar an a cheetah??? An reelee
what cud bee ronger tahn driving a cheetah?
An besydes – we dont maek teh capshuns – we just laff wif them. We duz ar best!!
Nao – hoo can tell me waht purrcentage ov Afrika iz jungul????
wut could be ronger dan driving a cheetah? driving a humvee as a commuter vehicle.
Ay-mang to dat!!!!!!
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JCH4K – awl uv it? No, moar liek 20 persent…. sigh…
Thankz fur teh gud guess, once a jinx. Ai’m hoeping fur summoar contestentz befoar ai pronounce teh winnah!!
Sorta maybee like gussing been in a jar in teh countree stoar!!
adn am yew spektin teh Tybooteek 2 pervyd yew wif teh bobbul-hiddid cheetuh az teh pryze?
Happiillee wii haz juss adsum ( latin joek!! ) deelibburd frum owur ebbu lubbin Tywonees su plierz!
sew yew am een luk!
Hahahahaha! gud thing nawt ancient Grek! Aber – ich bin auch hier! Und wuerde gerne sehen was Du mir anbieten kannst. Gleuck – hab ich gluecklicherweise immer gehabt.
Hmmmm – diese bobbou-hiddid cheetuh – genau dass was ich mir gewuenscht habe. Aber ich weiss noch nicht, wieviel ich brauchen werde. Bis jetzt – so scheint es, jedenhfalls – vielleicht – zwei???
Vielen DanK!!! Dein Geschaeft ist in der Tat. . .fabulolso!!!!
*ahem* Yoo ar too kind. Ai beleeve – ai wud liek too, pleez, ov teh
bobbul-hiddid cheetahz. Wun fur onceajinx, hoo wuz teh awnlee wun brave enuf to maek a gess – and wun fur mee fur comfurt. They ar streemlee cyoot an will purrhaps cheer mee up wif their liddle cyoot bobblee hidz.
yer welkum!
onceajinx. Az teh awnlee purrson wif teh couraj to takkul this trikkee qwueschun, yoo ar teh automatic winner ov this moast charming Bobbul-hiddid Cheetah. ai hoep yoo will gib him a fureverhoam an lurve him an praps cawl him jorge.
and the anser?? None at awl.
Dont fee bad. NObuddee eber getz it rite.
ooooh dat’ll teech me to wandur too far frum ICHC,……ai akshually noed teh anser to dat…..ai noed …cause ai did a kwik mentul fly round obber Affrimaka…in mi hed….norff A….*scanning……..across….wess to eest*
nope, no jungul der…iz mostli lowts ov dessert…teh sandi kine
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Middul ov Affrimaka…*scanning……across…wess to eest….*
nope ,no jungul der eedder…iz veltz….an lowts ov grassy lanz….
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Teh bottum ov Afrimaka..,,*scanning… wess to eest…*
nope, nowt der eeder….moar grassylandz, an differmint kine ov dessertt
ergo…no …jungul…..dey in Asia….an Souff Merika an awn lowts ov Ilandz….
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by teh way Janet haz u ebber seed teh ole (frum teh 30s, ai useded to see dem awn late..late late nite TV..) mobbies frum Frank Buck? (ole “bring ‘em bak alive himselv ????) dat guy useded to go owt to teh jungul an catches teh critturs ov awl kines…awn big safariz…bilded teh cages wiff teh stuff he fund in teh jungul…he wood bering dem bak fur our zooz….
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But wat wood crak me up waz ..he wood do a voyce obber narrashun….an he waz teh berry werst narratur ebber to speek into a mike….but tehy waz teh intrestin flims…
Well Salleh – of corse YOO wud noe. If I kno it, so must yoo. it’s a given!!
An no, ai hasn’t hurd these. Being goan frum teh USA fur so long left HYOOj Kulchoor Gapz in mai knolej, I feerl
There is no need to drive a cheetah. If anything, a cheetah would drive you.
In Soviet Russia….
Dunt da blak wunz has spawts too? Just blak spawts on blak fur, yoo kin feel dem, nawt see dem so much. Heer’s a pitcher uv wun et da Cat Hows in Rozamond
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http://www.flickr.com/photos/bcgrote/1494089752/in/photostream/
Leopards are spotted — both the ordinary yellow-and-black variety, & the less common black-on-black variety. The texture of the two types of fur is different, & under the right lighting conditions you can see the spots.
Informatroll isn’t informative if it’s wrong.
Wii naow retorm u tu regul… wreck… ewzewel programming.
i fink we has a place for a ICHC reeyunion- clik on publius’ name. (it seems saef)
Saef? interestmg purrhaps! 2012??? Cud it bee dun?
Doo you meen reeyunion?? We hasn’t unioned yet, has we??
klarifycashun: i minted dat teh linkee seemed saef.
I thawt golden kittehs wif blak spots wuz Jaguars in the Western hemisfear an Leopards in Africa (or Jaguars), an blak kittehs wif blak spots iz Panthers.
R they same speeshies?
Shur, Lola & Chinook, we noz is not jaguar but cheetah. Mostest peeplz no – we not be DAT dumm! But dis a joek – a FUNNEE! Weez not be needin scienterrik accurssy awl teh tiem 2 enjuy a funnee. U no liek joek & wurds wiht piktures, y not vizit utter sitez onstedd? Tink u need 2 ligthen up sum, plz. Kthnx naow, bai.
[lolcat off] Don’t take it seriously. All we want here is to have some fun, even if things are wrong. And yes, jaguars are mostly found in Central and South America, but they’re not always solid black. In fact, most are ’spotted.’ So try to chill out, laugh at some things and as the song says:Don’t worry, be happy.[/lolcat off]
Lolcheeta iz carsurfin’. Yayz.
OMG! The cheetah is a cheatah!
Lola, jaguars can also be spotted. A quick google image search tells you that. =]
Wel, wy doan we jes calls him a ‘wild cat’ adn be dun wif it. Poynt iz, you :
#1 can has to ppreciate teh beautifulness ob teh sumfing er othur “CAT”
#2 admyre teh luvlyness ov sush a sumptuousss mode ov cunveyance fer travul #3 teh funniness ov it awl: why iz dat ladee laffin so hard wen teh car dusn’t evin
luk lyke itz movyng!
#4 if we be oberly cunserned bout akkurassy, we spen moar tyme wurried bout
dat stuf adn has NO TIME FOR FUN!
THUNDEROUS APPLAWZ FUR CheschireKittehKat!!!! YAAAAYYY!
dis may call foar a new spot on teh BingLOL board…
some humorless individual who feels the need, for one reason or other, to tell us that we’re stupid. Let’s all give lola a warm and ringing round of applause for the intellectual acumen that it takes to completely miss the point of ICHC just to have the satisfaction of telling us what imbeciles we must apparently be.
Thank you ever so much, what would we have done with ourselves without you around to show us the catastrophic error of our ways and set us straight.
But, de Maya is peeps of de Jag U are … and dey in Mesco and Watamawa. Not SOUF MURCA, SENTER MURCA.
My son come fum dere.
Jag U Ares iz bilt. Sturdy Kittehs. Sose my son.
Jaguars are not solid black. They are also yellow with the spots, though there are both black jaguars and black panthers. You are right that the cat on top of that vehicle is a cheetah. The eye markings are the giveaway.
THANK YOU.
That’s a cheetah, not a jaguar. Just FYI.
dat’s a Catmobile not a jaguar, n dat is Cathooman….
OK so iz cheeta, relativ of jaguar. Still funny. Nyway, mos jaguars has spots, not blak.
http://library.thinkquest.org/11234/media/jaguar1.jpg
R U sure dat’s nawt a short necked giraffe?
d’Beaker lab ore atories has been spearmintin, agin. I fot Igor had been last seen in a trajectory which wuds sedn him bowldly wehre no Igor had goned befoar…
wee can has a nupdate?
*cue stirring inspirational muzik*
good ebening, ladeez and gentlekittehs, and welcum to Limpic Update. we is here tonite wif a trooly amazing storee.
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taht’s right. bleeve it or nawt, tehre is still wun ebent that hasn’t finished yet. teh zkijump.
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uzually, teh zkijmp is a pretty quick ebent.
skiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
jump !!
land (or, sumtimes, fail)
apploz (or, sumtimes, oooohhhh)
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that’s wut we’be always thot. but this yeer, Igor, compeeting for d’Beaker Laboratories and teh Republik ob Transylvania, made a slite confusion. he thot it wuz teh sky-jumping compytishun, insted of teh zki-jumping. an he came prepared.
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boy, did he eber. teh liquid hydrygen-propelled rawkets gabe him a pretty gud take off velocity. we has pichers ob him as he took off, here:
w w w.aero.org/publications/crosslink/summer2000/images/01_01.jpg
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right yew are… an teh juges ruled taht his equipment wuz teh legal, so we’ve been wayting fer teh landing part. an now itz about to happen.
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taht’s right, let’z go live right now
h t t p //icons.wunderground.com/data/wximagenew/w/Westerberg/154.jpg
oooh…. aaahhhhh… apploz
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now teh kweshjun will be, how do we mezure teh distance ob Igor’s jump? by how far in frunt ob teh jump he lands? or do we counts the orbits (about 40,000km per orbit)/
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golly, it’s a kwesshun that’s neber cum up in teh Limpics before. we wunders wut the vyoowers at home, an teh otter competitors in teh zki-jmp, might hab to say.
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stay tooned. films at elebenty.
bzsspsjfdfais skk
*static*
srry folks, the ICHCnetwerk apollyjizes fer teknickal difficulties.
here’s teh film ob Igor’s dramatic takeoff frum teh ski jump
http://www.aero.org/publications/crosslink/summer2000/images/01_01.jpg
and here’s teh live coverage ob hims approaching landing
http://www.icons.wunderground.com/data/wximagenew/w/Westerberg/154.jpg
plz stand by
mowr teknickalol prblems.
re-move the www frum teh nawt-furst linky; then it wurks
Oooooooooooooo an Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh. Nebber befoar has ai seen enething laik this. But – where an when will he land?
we duzn’t noes for sure, but hez in his approach. teh peeps wif teh binololucars kin just seem hims in teh distance …. this landing will be trikky..
ummmmmmmmmmmm. Dare ai aks??? HOW trikky? An – ar wee in ene danjur heer where we ar standing?
ai thinks there is no reeeeel danjur. ai am sure that Igor has hims re-entry compleetly under control. who could imagin Igor making a misteak on teh landing? It wud be soooooo aowt of character for him.
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i’m pretty syoor that teh peples on teh top rows of teh stadyum (LCB is probably up there) might have to duck a little. just a little. but it will be ok. skyooze me while i gets down to teh lower lebel ….
YIKES!!!! WAYTE FUR MEEEEEEEEE!!!
heer he comes !!!!
vapor trails !!!1!
sawnic booms !1!
peeples blown offa teh top seats in teh stadyum !!1elebenty
BOOM!
wuz dat Igor, oar is Dave makin mikrowabe soop agin?
ginormous clouds of snow !!
[maybe mixed wif sum dirt and pine trees]
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we donut see wuts happenin …
we waits fer teh wurd frum teh judgez.
and teh medteks
and teh CCC
*holding bref*
*wringin paws*
*grabby hans mary o’s hans.
Hardlee breething. Hart beeting faster..
woop !! woop !! woop !!
*tiny smart car full ob teh judge kittehs, wif lights an siren*
*kittehs running wif tape mezzers in awl direkshuns*
*diskussions. mowr discushins. then sum moare.*
an here’s Igor !!
him looks a little singed arownd teh ejes,
but mostly ok.
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announcin teh distynce, letz lissen….
“Mr. Igor, a distunce ob elebenty-7 meters”
apploz apploz apploz
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paging mr. gibbocat, paging mr. gibbocat…. pleeze report to judjes b oof to makes teh decisons …
teh reezult az d clayrd bai teh limping committee am dat Igor haz cum in sekawnd……..
behynd hymswelf.
Nebbur B 4 een teh histree ob teh gaymz haz diz happin!!
Ownlee Igor cud kum een nawt sekund an sekund awl @ wunz!!
Hooray 4 beeker labz
an teh beegsum plazter 4 igor!!
taht is fantastic !!1! just shows wut can happen when yew circles teh glob e and comes back behind yerself.
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naow is teh awards cerrymony.
is berry touching.
furst tehy playz teh Transylvania Nashinul Anfum
http://www.webenetics.com/hungary/szekhimn.htm
but that’s kind of slow an somber, so they finishes up wif teh Anfum of d’Beaker Laboratories
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2IlHgbOWj4o
wut a great conclujion to a great Wintur Limpic Gaymes !!
YAY!
*jumpz up adn down*
*sniffs*
datz so byutemous.
i alwayz cry wen i heerz the Trnansylbanyum Antehm
Moar blink blink blinkees. An amaizing finish – nebber befoar scene. Teh crowd iz stunned. Speshullee since they has no idea what “plazter” meen. Anna beegsum wun to boot.
awlz well dat enz …..
ebenchewullee!
ummmm. haz enny bodde seen wut happned to dat box o’possums??
ai still haz teh box o’possums.
am looking 4ward to putting it to yoos,
followin teh instrucshuns ob that best-selling book:
“Haow to Pick up teh Gurls wif Ayrodynamic Headgear an Immature Marsoopyals”
*pssst*
eye kud mebbeh burroe dat wen yur dun?
But Phillipe. Duz yoo nawt know that yoo alreddee haz sumthing far moar potent than teh majicul box ov possums, or teh wundrous an moast becoming Ayrodynamic Hedgeer – moar eben, purrhaps, teh cheap mewsik???
noe, Janet!!11
teh Fur Vezt goez 2 Igor!
Beaker labz juss getz teh sylvur playtid bobbul-heddid cat stachewette
Ai’m shur d’Beaker labs will display teh sylvur playtid bobbul-heddied cat stachewette wif enourmous pryde. Iz a most prestedeeous award.
But – teh Fur Vezt – taht iz moar preshus bai far.
an az eez sush teh mowmentuz awkayshun prezentin Igor ( d spyt hiz bigsum plazter-cazt frum hid 2 fut ) wif teh Fur Vezt -
eet am ownlee approe pree 8 2 gif teh fynul commint 2 teh d synur
4 teh ‘last’ wurd:
Li? na? ka?^(n) ta?ng go?a e? chhia, li? chi?u kai si?.
Translaayshun pleez???
oe! dat wuz juss Mr Last wurryinz bowt teh wai Igor wuz lukkin @ hiz Mazerati!!!!
whut him riillee ment wuz
Li? teh pi?^(n) si?m-mi?h khang?
an wif teh dyzkrete bao him depahtz.
Nawt depawtz.!!!1
himz hazunt dun N E fing rong – yet!
Whut zactlee duz this Mazerati luk laik??? An hao menee geers?
An whut sound doo teh doarz maek when tehy ar shut? An – moast important – whut duz sound duz teh enjin maek???
wai?? am yew missin wun?
Oar bee a toadal ijjit.
So – yoo rillee DOOO reed ebreething! That wuz a tukked in thow away.
eye woan aks!!!
That wud bee verree kynd indeed. Wuz nawt wun ov mai bedder momentz.
an – speeking ov mai beder momintz, ai think ai’m going to wander over to mai email and tehn to bed. Beeg day tomorrow paynting Easter eggz.
way kewl!
ooh, i’z laffin so hard mah belleh hurtz and mah eeys ar leeky…
halp, CCC pleez….
ooooh. grrrrrr.
stoopy wurdpretzel just eeted the update.
again !!!!
we waits for a while…
is ok
update arrived
*smiles*
*nice wurdpress, yew is a nyce stoopy program, we lubs yew*
*hopes to build up good will for next post wif linkys in it*
Maybee stoopy. oops! Ai meen – nice wirdpress cud go an bee frenz wif Miz Fyoomi??
They cud keep eech otter companee. Mite maek wurdpress a liddle less grumpee!
cud B spawts ov ruzt awn teh jagewur!!
neidz moar silly coen whacks!!1
thanx, abbycat, that’s a byooteefull cat!
I’ll taek mah lunch to go, pleese.
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Meals on wheels.
Sry, dat iz not a jagaa but a cheetah!
sumbuddeez bin cheetinz uz?????????!!!1
In Soviet Russia, Jaguar drives YOU.
(Even if it be cheetah, it’s ok. Big pretty kitteh, vehicle,
fun, all that matters)
Sorry catalogical, just read down and saw you beat me to this by a
couple of minutes. How about,
Cheezus, It’s a cheetah, get OUTTA de car!
Cheeturz!!!! Izza kamraman> Git awfa da rufe!!!11
o hai awsumness
awl us kittehs noes whut kine of kitteh is it
wii jus liek be silliez an hoap da jagwar not gits 2 mad @ us
but fanx for da hedz up
k thx bai
Chester, I hope u bringed nom noms fur awl ov us.
Pleese to b passin owt teh nom nom bags nao.
De caption says “Driving a Jaguar. U R dooin it Wrong”
Yup is tru. Cause U R driving a cheeteh not a jaguar. Iz not-secund layer ob de funnee. Next-to-secund layer iz how U R driving da cat, onna ruff an not inside witt de ayrcont…. airykund… oh yu noes, de cool cumfy airs. Shellfish peeps! Bad! Lern to share.
puzzee luks kyna happee n reelaxt – nawt wunna shayr teh steenkee hoominz brefs an tehyr saferri kit swettiniz. Awn tawp iz kumphee!!
Kitteh awllwayz fyndz
t3h bestest playss to Sun Baythe.
No maddurr herz syze!
Kitteh juss wantz a
betturr veew, Duz nawt feelz lyke
clymeeng a tawll Tree
Kitteh coodz getz 2
lyke dis. Travill arowndz awll
day. Nawt moov an intch
Kitteh habz Hewmin
sho~furrz! 2 badz dayz doan’t speek
prawpurr Feelineez
Jack.
nyze!!!
Jack NEBBER misses. Hao hee duz it, ai cannawt say yoo.
Best uv boff whirlz – sunnee spawt AND cool breeeez!
Drivin a jaguar – u does it too slow.
Cuz itsa cheetah! Him driving cheetah ok!
Although jagz can have spots, it is trooe bout wrong continentz. The kitteh mix-up is part of the whole “Dooin it Wrong,” tho.
Jjehkeykat is very rite about another wrong-dooin. U should put kitteh in air condishuning, not on roof or hood az ornamint. Here’s wut one cheetah thought, unless he mistook jeep 4 big litteh box:
dat is DEFEENTATLY a cheetah. i wuld no. cheetah’s be mii fav aneemal!
paychunce. I has it.
In Soviet Russia,
Jaguar drives you!
BINGLOL!!!!
Janet ob teh manee kittehs, i am glad yoo haz gotted a binglol kard and winned teh binglol!!
heer is teh link for aneewun esel hoo missd it: oh, an binglol maed by teho, hoo is a jenyus:
http://www.tinyurl.com/28ccq5
Where’s my canopener?
Worlds laziest cheetah….
Kan gowe 60 mayls per howar.
The movie Clueless comes to mind… “Rollin’ with my homies”
I tyrd of chacin gazzels. Lets go to drivein an get cheezburgers.
I be rolin, they be hatin
Just fur starterz, kitteh on top of kar nawt evun cloze to been a jagwar — kitteh iz a CHEETAH.
Jagwar gotz spotz in *surkles* all ovah dem sorta liek lepurrdz do…but cheetahs haz spotz liek polka dotz en thoze pritty black strypes down eyethurr side of thair noze. Me lovez cheetahz best of all wild kittehs!
The kitteh mixpup is why kapshun sez u r dooin it wrong. That’s partly the point of the lol.
thats definitely a cheeta
Nobody read part of capshun that sez “u r dooin it wrong”? Of course, it’s not a jaguar — we knoes that…
Theez peeps in the pic bought the wrong guidebook from their yuppie bookstore, and thought they’d give up their dealership jaguar for a real jaguar. Didn’t know they got the continent and the kitteh type wrong.
If they wuz driving a real jag in the jungle, then they’d only be part wrong.
LOL awesome pic!
Loco
Wether he brayks teh rulez or playz it strate, he’z stihl a cheetah!!!1!!
That’s a cheetah, NOT a jaguar.
Really? Wow, u must haz biolojicul powers, just not so much lol comprehension. We all know it’s a different kind of kitteh — that’s why capshun sayz u r dooin it wrong. Guess u just didn’t get it.
Oh, I got it alright, just didn’t appreciate it. Maybe you didn’t comprehend that a Jaguar is also a car?
That wuz other part of funneee. Guess 2 funnies wuz too much.
SRY, meant 2 qualifye last comment — didn’t mean 2 sound snarky. Sometiems humor wif multabul lebels is 2 much of a stretch — some hoomanz don’t lieks or appreshiates. That’s OK — we all be different — it makez lief moar interestin. Some hoomanz above lieked the double humor — i.e. that the yuppiez were not only driving their dealership jaguar, but also had big-cat confushin — some didn’t appreshiate double lebel. Sometiemz a single idea is best 4 teh masses.
Yes, it was the impugning of my comprehension that illicited my snarky response. Sowry.
Cassandra Kyle. That wuz veree nice apologee. Meens yoo ar reelee a nice purrson. Pleeze bee veree welcome heer. Just remembur – we DUZ trai to bee nice to wun anudder heer.
That’s wai itz such a nyce playce to bee. It’z ar awnlee rool.
I echo that, an also feel bad bout sounding snarky. I’z ushually more careful wif teh tone and triez 2 be nice, speshully on the intertubez where thingz mite sound worse than intended.
sf – hooo ar yoo??? I reelee liked what yoo sed. Ar yoo noo??? It’z eezee to get the snarkee sumtiems – we awl ov us has dun it.!
But – ar yoo heer to stay? Ai trai to see ebreewun, but sumtimes ai miss – so if yoo ar nawt sorta noo – sorree.
But ai still extend mai floofy whyte paw to yoo in frenship! An say mai purrsonal “Wecome!”
Speshullee teh “Guess 2 funnies wuz too much” LOL!!!
THX very much 4 welcome, JanetCanHas4Kittehs! I be fairly neu to makin commentz, so u helped maik an otherwize difficult day.
I’z been addicted to ICHC for a feu months nao, and gettin friendz and cowurkerz hooked, too. Mah spouse still shakez head, tho, when I nearly splitz mah sides from laffing.
There be so many funneee contributerz and commenterz — I neveh noez wut’ll sho up next. And most kittehs r fairly tolerant uv their overtexts — they must figure hoomanz hav to entertane themselves in rare tiems when not giving rubz or noms.
will try to do better in the future.
Heh, I’ll try to remember that . . . as long as you don’t expect me to speak lolz.
Actually … it’s a cheeta
Akshuloly iz nrly doin it rite! Jaguar an Landlolrover boff belongs to Ford an iz jus bein buyded by Indian company Tata! Landlolrover (in picshur) iz sister ov Jaguar!
Interresting!
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Even car geeks pre she ates hugz
Fank yoo Janet.
Uh…. That’s a cheetah
i was just about to say the same thing. THANK YOU FOR BEING SMART
o btw i eated da hoomans in da car aftr taek pichur lol!
That’s not a jaguar… It’s a cheetah, duh.
and you are only about the tenth or fifteenth person to make that distinction for us…Nice going, Captain Obvious
Driver tride B Valery Plaimb.
FAILED.
OK… foar teh lazt freaking time….WE KNOW IT’S A ****ING CHEETAH ALREADY!!!!…anyone else who feels the need to point this out without having read either this or any of the numerous “sry it’s not a jaguar, it’s a cheetah” posts in the comment thread should just go to the back of the line and turn in their frontal lobes and reproductive organs at the gate
Iz dis Tarzan, Jane, and Cheetah?
Thats not a Jaguar its a ……
I got to feel one once , its hair is thick and rough like many large dogs , so ” you be puttin swirl marks on my wax job ” . Yes its lame but true .
Wrong. Wrong wrong wrong.
No is Jaguar. Is cheetah.
Cheetah is small and cute. Jaguar is big and scary.
Cheetah goes squeak. Jaguar goes rawr.
meh -_-
Um, not to be a killjoy or anythang, but….that’s a cheetah, not a jaguar.
That’s a cheetah indeed.
ENOUGH wif teh cheetah vs jaguar stoopid rgumnt, kthxbye
Spottikittehs can go sebenty myles a ower; no roolz say haz to /run/ to go taht fast!
-Raycheetah =^[.]~=
… it’s a cheetah
that is a cheetah not a jaguar
this be cheetah not jag -.-
thts a cheetah not a cat no where close
Its a cheetah!! ^^
thats a cheetah
Uhhh hate to ruin the LOL n all
But that’s a cheetah…
Not a leopard.
That’s not a jaguar on the roof….that’s a cheetah…
It’s a cheetah.. whoever made this caption is an idiot.
Naming the wild beast. . . jaguar. . .
Ur doin it Wrong.
Cheetah
I love Jag’s new Hood Ornaments.
exept datz a cheetuh
IT IZ A CHEETAH STOOPID!!!
Yeah, cause that’s a cheetah.
I hate when they get the animal wrong. Call me picky, but it looks ignorant. That’s a Cheetah!
Lolz! It’s a cheetah, not a jaguar. Captchuns doin wrong!
Jeebus, a year later and the genius brigade still feels obligated to tell us that it is a cheetah…read the f*%$ing threads…WE BLOODY WELL KNOW IT’S A CHEETAH…that horse has long since died, you may stop beating it at any time now. kthxbai
The look on her face is priceless.
It would be funnier if it were actually a Jaguar.
>w> jaguar looks more like cheetah to meh