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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?

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mary O'Spockn

just keep swimmin…♫

GeeNeeZcatz

Funnee lukin flooty baf toy

GeeNeeZcatz

CongaRatz on ur FFL clebber commint…wut wud ur liek todai fuurrr cellAbrashun?

mary O'Spockn

I here by porpoise, erm, proposalate dat we declares TODAY pi day. It gotted bamboozled out ob its place ob honur Friday when St. Paddy’s day sillybrashuns wus moved dere in sum cities (to avoid having dem in Holy Weak)

So, wainawt duz a switcheroo? well, sfar az i kin see, no raizin not two, otter dan teh fackt dat teh date is not 3.14- but dont confuzzle me wif teh facts.

We can has pies? I noes dat moe, ober dear in Indjah hases teh dessert suppahs on teh Mondaes enny ways.

Tribble

Howz bout wii combyne dat tu daytez an haz de key lyme pi! Iz green an iz pi.

mary O'Spockn

oooooooh. good ideeyah. less puttid in wen we gets to K

key lime pi……..yum.

mary O'Spockn

addishunally, to combinalayte teh fisshee theem and teh pie theem,
“a four and fish adn finger pie” ♫

mary O'Spockn

owchie. i still got teh dongul in mye eer…

mary O'Spockn

i tooked it frum you wen you splortededed, stuck it in my pokkets, den putted it in my eer when under attak by a bagpiep. ow. axpirins maeks better eerpluggs.

Maus

Did teh dongle lite up wehn yoo putted it in? Yoor b0rg implants mai has detektud it, and nao you can has 128-bit encripshuns.

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JanetCanHas4Kittehs

Bwhahahahahahha!! LOLZ! ROFL.

 
JanetCanHas4Kittehs

*ahem* They dont reelee lite up, doo they???? gigglolz

 
Maus

Yup. Taht’s hao yoo can tells tehy is werkin.

 
JanetCanHas4Kittehs

Oh. Dongles lite up? *snerk* *gigglols sum moar* So - ai alwaiz wundered hao yoo cud tell if they wuz werking. LOLz!

 
mary O'Spockn

*blinky blinky blinky*

 
mary O'Spockn

(dis relavent to “afourandfish&fingerpi” )

♫ (to da toon ob Penny Change)
.

on teh munday aftah Π dae we doo sillybrate
teh famus nomber taht does nevah has an end
and the shamroks rushes in
fur St Paddy’s dae
very stranj…

 
JanetCanHas4Kittehs

Oh Mary O’!! *sniff* ai doo so wish ai noo taht toon, cuz yur lyircz ar relee nyce.

And yur Pi (sorree - ai nebber cud maek az gud a Pi az yoo apphairentlee can) lukd taystee an nutrishus. Molto Yum!

 
mary O'Spockn

:shock: you duznt no Penney Lane??!!!!
you are here by ordered to go lissen to wit. brb wif linkee…

 
mary O'Spockn

Penney Lane. Yes, it will be on the test.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHBKAyn17vw

 
JanetCanHas4Kittehs

Oh Mary!!! MMWHAH!!!

Ov corse ai kno Penney Lane. (sorree - ai wuz liddle slo - “very stran”j shudda been teh cloo!) But - ai NEBBER saw thiz video befoar. Dint know they eggsisted. If had sum tiem, ai mite go ilive at YooTube fur a wile!

An they luk so yung - an so cyoot. Ai haz a firece attak now ov teh nostagee!!!

Thanks so much fur sending mee there. {{{{{Mary O’}}}}}}

 
mary O'Spockn

sew, nao you noes teh toon, yu gottsa go bak & sing awl teh berses fru peeney change. started sumware wif teh cat in teh sofa finding 34scentz.

 
JanetCanHas4Kittehs

Mary O’!! Yoo ar amazing. Ai’m still traing to find teh tiem to find teh moovee refurensis when wee went to teh Oscars!!!!

Ai wish ai cud haz yur brayne fur just a liddle wile!!!

 
mary O'Spockn

*Igor priks up hims eers…*

*ominus muzik *

 
JanetCanHas4Kittehs

*whispurrs* “ominus muzik” indeed!! Ai doo bleeve yoo haz attraketed a purrsonal troll. Don’t werree - ai will taek caer oiv it. But yoo - ov awl peepl.

Purrhaps yur star iz shining too brite!!!!! Sum peepl just can’t STAND it!!! LOLZ. Such pore ijjitz!!!

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
kafleen

I is nommin teh key lime wile reedin ur post! weerd!

 
 
mary O'Spockn

Appul Pi
Banananana CremedelaCreme Pi
Chonklate Fudge Pi
D…

GeeNeeZcatz

deep-dish (enny flvr)
egg custard
friger8ed pi dough
G…

GeeNeeZcatz

Green eggz N Ham keesh
Hilanderz shepherd pi
ice screem pi?
Jello-puddin pi
K…

Tribble

Key lyme pi
Lemun merangue pi
Mice…er eye mean mince pi
N…

JanetCanHas4Kittehs

Nougat chawlit Pi
Orinj creem merangue Pi
Pekan Pi
Q. . .

cratz

Luks like we has too listes goin on. I add to this one:
Quiche
Roobarb pie
Spicy crawfeesh pie….

JanetCanHas4Kittehs

*whispurrs* cratz - ai dont think it iz pawssibul to haz too menee pi z.

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dapanferkitteh

Tomato keesh (liek a pi)
Unbelievably yummy strawberry pi
Vegetable fritata (a krustless pi)
W..?

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mary O'Spockn

Washingtonchoppeddownteh Cherry treePie
Xcellent conversashun to go wif teh pies
Yummy whipped creme to go on teh tarp
Zsatsziki sauce to go on teh Spanokopita (spinach pi)

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Kayjoy

so many pies, so littul time -lets try;
apple
blueberry
choklit creem

 
Kayjoy

deelishus n nootrishus chiken pot pi
egg-celent custard pie
french silk pi

infamousqbert

guusberree pi
hula pi, naughty
(nawt kiddin’!)www.allrecipes.com/Recipe/Naughty-Hula-Pie/Detail.aspx
ice kreem pi

 
 
 
thepetmuseum

roobarb pi
keylime been said already? i luvs it.

thepetmuseum

oh wait. too sleepy, didn’t see alphabet pie game.
don’t sleep an cheezburger, kids.

 
mary O'Spockn

List, the 2nd, continoms…

Lennon Merang Pi
Marshmello pi
Peanut BudderFluff pie
Quinz pi (i fink moe meks doze
R…

mary O'Spockn

Raspberries onna top o’ Cheezecaek!
Sweetee Pie
T…

Kayjoy

turtle pie (made wit turtle candees not teh kyoot reptuls)

jehkeykat

Umble pi (no eats an drives, K)
Vinger pi (no joke. Tastes lik lemon pi)
Wynter pi (serve witt snow eye scream)
Zukini pi (haps two use up dos gazillion zukinis)

 
 
 
 
 
JanetCanHas4Kittehs

Mai Aunt Patsy wont liek this so much, cuz today iz her birfday. An yes, there iz a conekshun. Going to her partee this afternoon - ai think ai will taek - SUM PI!!!!

But ai also browt her a lufflee scarf wif shamrocks awn it - in a gift bag frum St. Patrick’s CAThedral in Dublin. An we’re part Irish - so ai knows she will liek it!!!

Tribble

Tell Ant Patsee wii awl sayeded “Happee Burfdai” tu her!

 
 
 
 
 
dapanferkitteh

I can has fotoshawp?

woo carez. iz FLOOFY an SKALEY.

*good nawt sekond, Mary O’ - an happitail St Paddy’s if yoo be da Irish.*

Tina

teh fishing kittehs r teh bestest.

 
 
 
 
 
mary O'Spockn

congratulashuns on yer tie wif lolnascar fur nawt furst. oopsie . i sed dat werd…

JanetCanHas4Kittehs

Well . . .♫ Dang yoo. Dang yoo. Tehy otta taek yoo awt an hang yoo. . .♫

Gud morning ebreewun - an congrachumalayshuns awl around. Ai wud dans, but mai feet ar nawt yet bak awn teh ground frum seeing yeserdais “Swan Lake.” Oar “Duck Pond,” az it iz moar commonlee known.

A positivelee thrilling purrformance - pawssiblee teh best ai eber seen ov it. An ai has seen menee. Teh awnlee bad thing about it waz taht yoo awl weren’t there wif me.

Maus

Did the prima dance both Odette and Odile? How was the corps in The Waltz of the Swans in Act II?

JanetCanHas4Kittehs

Yes!! Yes she did. Dazzling. I think they upped teh tempo a bit. Wuz reelee fast. Just liek Oh wow. did ai just see wut ai just seed???

Act II. Teh audience wuz awl in a ded faynt frum teh sheer byootee ov it. An - fur a ttouring show - 48 piece orchstra!!! Setz, costooms - awl purrfekt. Ai’ve seen Siegfriedsz hoo cud maybee leep a little hai-er - but teh overawl effekt - wuz utter majick.

An wehn teh prinz plejed eternal luv to Odile - wuz “oh mai. Do want.” An then - the betrayal - we were awl innerlee shreeking “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOES!!! An wehn Odette laffed evillee an thru teh flourz at him. . .hartz were braking at teh trajedee ov it.

Just - so well akted - totalee gripping. Ai BELEEVED!!!!

 
 
 
Tribble

20 lashes wit a wet…er…cat phish!

lolnascar

ifn ya can grab it to do the lashins..ewww

Tribble

lolnascar…luk at ur avatar! U da eaglol, u haz beeeg pwerful beek, an beeeg pwerful talons, an noms da phishes awl da tyme! Wut u meen “ewww”!?

lolnascar

oh, uh, ur rite…not eww
*puts on brave face*

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Moppel

dumdum dumdum dumdum dumdum……

Wolverine Girl

Kew Jors musik - but hoos hunnting hoo?

 
 
Tribble

Cawl it whut u want…eye cawl it deener! Nom! Nom!