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You had a baby.

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Had. Past tense.

time to snoooze…

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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?

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GeeNeeZcatz

tastez liek milk

GeeNeeZcatz

Congratz kag!!!1!

wat wud U liek fuurrr celAbrashun of ur FFL commint?

kag

Drinx all arownd!

We has the Dokker Pepper.
An for thos wu dont like that, we has the Diet Dokker Pepper.

Romeow

Congrats Kag!
Hmmmm, I guess I’ll taek teh Dokka Peppa.

 
kag

Or mebee “hu”. LOLspeek can be the tricky.

GeeNeeZcatz

*datz funnee, ai red “hu” da 1st tyme…diddnawt C da “wu” ’till U pointed itz owt*

Ai’l hab a Dokka Peppa 2…N heerz sum chipzNdipz to go wif dat.
Ohh, n Ai fown sum snikkerBarz fur al 2 Njoy.

kag

Dis is not the wu u is lukkin for. Moov along.

(Or I cud make 3×3 Eyes refferenceses. But fewr peeple get those.)

JanetCanHas4Kittehs

kag - ai dont eben knoe what it iz taht ai am nawt supposed to get!! :D

Can yoo pleeez explayn a bit moar???

kag

Is a manga. Boy meets 3-eyed girl. Boy dies. Girl is part-demon,
and raises boy from dead. But he is her zombie-servant now.

Whole thing is Tibetan myff instead of Haitian, so instead of “zombie”,
he is a “wu”.

 
 
 
 
 
 
BrotherLove

Wich wun goez bedder with bebbeh?

boom

Pends… is it wite or red meet? :wink:
OK…let teh peltin wif rutten froot begin…NAO!

stend

on ICHC, bebbies are the new new new white meat !!!

 
 
kag

Bebbeh full of bebbeh-fat, so might want to cut callorees.

 
 
 
 
 
no1.safe

Baby had flavr… Had…

 
 
Romeow

U bebeh waz stinkee and maed too much noise.
Nao, u onwee hab meh. I’m awl u ebber need…got it?
U may begin snorgling nao.

mugglemary

wenn mai frend had her furst hyooman babee both her kitteh and goggie were upset bai teh constant wailing and crying.
wenn she cooked teh turkee fur teh tanksgivin noms, tehy boff looked back and forff from hyooman babee to offen. she alwais sedd tehy wanted teh babee in teh offen.

 
 
 
Romeow

Teh dingo ate ur bebeh.

cratz

I didden suk teh milk-flayverd breff out uv im. Wuzzen me, srsly.

 
stend

the lolcat !!! the lolcat ate my baby !!! ( sob ) …

thank you, thank you - you can just mail me the oscar

stend

( now pass me that zwieback please… burp )

 
Flartus

O no, Stend, ur not getting away dat eezy…we wants to heers ur exceptince speech!

stend

I’d like to thank all the little people who made this possible, who knew that a floofy pink troll could make it this far - now pass the d*mn zwieback !!!

actooly, I think I might just go buy some zwieback now - just so I can say zwieback over and over. perhaps I’ll take it to the gym - “hullo, would you like some zwieback? this is really some very good zwieback, don’t you just love zwieback?” etc…

Flartus

*sigh* Look at that floofy pink troll over there…he’s so dreeemy…and he’s got ZWIEBACK!! !shriek!

kitsunerina

dood, datz MAI lyne.

*saih* luuk at that floofy pink troll… so dreeeeemy… so manlee… sooo flooooooffffffeeeeee…. an heze got teh zwiebak! !!!SQUEEEEEEEEE!!!!

pardun mee, isle jus go warsh off the drool naow, kthxbai.

 
 
Tidmum

Kin splain “Zwiebak” plz?- :oops:

Cottleston Pie

Zwieback is dry, toasty-cracker things that babies like to nom on. It’s good for their teeth. I think it’s also a type of bread in pieces that you pull apart?

 
JanetCanHas4Kittehs

O hai, Tidmum. Ai am assewming taht Zwiebak in teh US iz teh sayme as in jermanee. IIt iz a verree toasted toast. Yoo just bai in in teh stoar. Verree crunchee.

In jerman, it meens “twice baked.” oar twice toasted. To maek teh xtra crunchee.

Tidmum

:smile:
Fanks fer teh splain.
In TTI,we can haz “BikkiePegs”-sowns lyke same az zwiebak.
Mai Boi dun himz teefin on teh Goggiez Bonio’s!!!
Wuddnt hab nuffin else!!!-The Health Bissiter laffed an sed it wuz odd,but teh bonios mayde ob sterilyzed wheatgerm so wud nawt harm him!!

Flartus

OMG, JCH4K! I haz jest lernded sumfing, too! Duh, “zwieback,” shudda knowed it were 2 sumfings…I only tukked a semester of Choimin in gradumicationary skul.

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
lolrusburger

congratz on nawt secund, kag!!!!1

an i tinkz dat lolcat lookz vry diztrbed.
maybi bad flavur?

 
TheMadLibrarian

“Behbes r crazy. Behbes try n SIT on you. Wehnevr behbes com into teh howse, I run 2 hide!!”

Iz from “I m teh dog, I m teh cat”. Eggsellent childers’ book. Also eggsellent obs… obsr… insite into how kittehs’ minds work.

 
 
Lyanthya

I can has baby samitch? Mebbe sum ribs? an a nise Kianti.

kikay

wii nauhgt has ribbs, butt wii doo has sum lubberly finger sammiches.

zippy!!!

sum spreded wiff tow-jam, an sum juss playn buttered fingerz….

 
 
 
Ambercat

Oft Optiks: Reeders ob Terry Pratchett (Discworld novels) mite be innerested in tihs
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/opinion/main.jhtml?xml=/opinion/2008/03/16/do1604.xml

 
onceajinx

“Pratchett knows what the smart set say about him, and ruefully accepts that the kind of fetishistic following enjoyed by J K Rowling, whose sales he rivals, will never be his.”

Wayt, I thot WE wuz da smart set? O, we iz da SMRT set, dat’s diffrint!

Wut duz jurnalists kno abowt gud riting? LOL!

So mennee pawsitib thots frum so mennee pawrful peeps liek us, he gwine be ok!

onceajinx

BEST. KWOTE. EVAR!!!
“I want to go on writing. You can’t write books when you are dead, unless your name is L. Ron Hubbard.”

 
 
 
salleh

Oh Hai Ambercat….ai will chek it oawt az suun az ai getz hookeded up to teh intewebbyz ina propur mannur…..diz bery affernoon ……yyaaaaaayyy….ai coodnoawt tak it WUN moar dai…..dial-up iz teh PLEH…..nowt onli do ai noawt getz mucheses tyme awn it…..(roomies usess it a loawt …ai getz a cuppul a ourz in teh affernoon, an affer 9 at nite) but utube donut werk at awl….no utubez …..OH NOES !!!!! so ai iz getttin hi speed cabul….todai
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oh joi oh rapshure ..
.
N E way….ai jest diz mawrnin finisheded teh Terry Pratchett buk .”Going Postal” ai habbent red awl dat miny ov himz bukz cause ai getz mi bukz frum thrifty shopz…an peepulz dont giv himz bukz awai muches…but ai iz teh big fan….himz iz laff oawt loud funnee….(noo roommy lukeded at me moar tanh a liddle funnee a cuppul ov tymes wiff diz buk….)
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hope u iz doin gud ….an muss be springy tyme obber der in teenytiny Engerland …oar wil be suun…..sigh…iz lobbberly der den……

“oh to be in teh teenytiny Engerland ,noaw dat springy tyme iz heer”

Ambercat

http://www.btinternet.com/~brentours/ENGP65.htm

Oh so neerly! But rite nao has been rayning nawn-stawp fore 12 howrs an Ai’m goin to be paddlin twerk in teh mornink!

 
 
 
mamarosa

Plz gives meh da leftober gushifuuds dat teh bebeh leff behind. Bebeh goen, not comin bak, right?

 
Flartus

I finished teh furst wun, nao u makes me anudder, rite? Get bizzy, stoopy hoomin! :twisted:

kikay

Yay, Flartus! Dat wuz teh bestest ebil komet ebber! Canst du instrukt mii on hows 2 mayke teh liddel ‘debil fase’ symbell? (Naught taht eye wood use it—eye iz asking 4 my fren hoo hassa knotty mynd) :oops:

Flartus

Oh I lernded it on DMarie’s blog…u just put teh werd “twisted” between two colons. I tink dere is a “wicked” one, lemme see… :wicked:

Flartus

hmm…guess not so much, then. :oops:

kitkay

OK, I got these: :oops: and :twisted: :wicked: duzn’t seem 2 do ennyfing :(

 
 
 
 
 
 
Duffy

Jus wen yu thot it waz safe to go bak in teh highchair…

 
Little Bird

Aslan kitteh iz biggur on insyde dan on owtsyde.

onceajinx

Speshullee wif baybee in der… Urp..