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It had a flavr
tastez liek milk
Congratz kag!!!1!
wat wud U liek fuurrr celAbrashun of ur FFL commint?
Drinx all arownd!
We has the Dokker Pepper.
An for thos wu dont like that, we has the Diet Dokker Pepper.
Congrats Kag!
Hmmmm, I guess I’ll taek teh Dokka Peppa.
Or mebee “hu”. LOLspeek can be the tricky.
*datz funnee, ai red “hu” da 1st tyme…diddnawt C da “wu” ’till U pointed itz owt*
Ai’l hab a Dokka Peppa 2…N heerz sum chipzNdipz to go wif dat.
Ohh, n Ai fown sum snikkerBarz fur al 2 Njoy.
Dis is not the wu u is lukkin for. Moov along.
(Or I cud make 3×3 Eyes refferenceses. But fewr peeple get those.)
kag – ai dont eben knoe what it iz taht ai am nawt supposed to get!!
Can yoo pleeez explayn a bit moar???
Is a manga. Boy meets 3-eyed girl. Boy dies. Girl is part-demon,
and raises boy from dead. But he is her zombie-servant now.
Whole thing is Tibetan myff instead of Haitian, so instead of “zombie”,
he is a “wu”.
Got Milk?
Wich wun goez bedder with bebbeh?
Pends… is it wite or red meet?
OK…let teh peltin wif rutten froot begin…NAO!
on ICHC, bebbies are the new new new white meat !!!
Bebbeh full of bebbeh-fat, so might want to cut callorees.
Baby had flavr… Had…
U bebeh waz stinkee and maed too much noise.
Nao, u onwee hab meh. I’m awl u ebber need…got it?
U may begin snorgling nao.
wenn mai frend had her furst hyooman babee both her kitteh and goggie were upset bai teh constant wailing and crying.
wenn she cooked teh turkee fur teh tanksgivin noms, tehy boff looked back and forff from hyooman babee to offen. she alwais sedd tehy wanted teh babee in teh offen.
Teh dingo ate ur bebeh.
I didden suk teh milk-flayverd breff out uv im. Wuzzen me, srsly.
the lolcat !!! the lolcat ate my baby !!! ( sob ) …
thank you, thank you – you can just mail me the oscar
( now pass me that zwieback please… burp )
O no, Stend, ur not getting away dat eezy…we wants to heers ur exceptince speech!
I’d like to thank all the little people who made this possible, who knew that a floofy pink troll could make it this far – now pass the d*mn zwieback !!!
actooly, I think I might just go buy some zwieback now – just so I can say zwieback over and over. perhaps I’ll take it to the gym – “hullo, would you like some zwieback? this is really some very good zwieback, don’t you just love zwieback?” etc…
*sigh* Look at that floofy pink troll over there…he’s so dreeemy…and he’s got ZWIEBACK!! !shriek!
dood, datz MAI lyne.
*saih* luuk at that floofy pink troll… so dreeeeemy… so manlee… sooo flooooooffffffeeeeee…. an heze got teh zwiebak! !!!SQUEEEEEEEEE!!!!
pardun mee, isle jus go warsh off the drool naow, kthxbai.
Kin splain “Zwiebak” plz?-
Zwieback is dry, toasty-cracker things that babies like to nom on. It’s good for their teeth. I think it’s also a type of bread in pieces that you pull apart?
O hai, Tidmum. Ai am assewming taht Zwiebak in teh US iz teh sayme as in jermanee. IIt iz a verree toasted toast. Yoo just bai in in teh stoar. Verree crunchee.
In jerman, it meens “twice baked.” oar twice toasted. To maek teh xtra crunchee.
Fanks fer teh splain.
In TTI,we can haz “BikkiePegs”-sowns lyke same az zwiebak.
Mai Boi dun himz teefin on teh Goggiez Bonio’s!!!
Wuddnt hab nuffin else!!!-The Health Bissiter laffed an sed it wuz odd,but teh bonios mayde ob sterilyzed wheatgerm so wud nawt harm him!!
OMG, JCH4K! I haz jest lernded sumfing, too! Duh, “zwieback,” shudda knowed it were 2 sumfings…I only tukked a semester of Choimin in gradumicationary skul.
*burp*
U needs teh pink yuckee stuff fur ur tummeh?
peeptoe abysmal?
congratz on nawt secund, kag!!!!1
an i tinkz dat lolcat lookz vry diztrbed.
maybi bad flavur?
“Behbes r crazy. Behbes try n SIT on you. Wehnevr behbes com into teh howse, I run 2 hide!!”
Iz from “I m teh dog, I m teh cat”. Eggsellent childers’ book. Also eggsellent obs… obsr… insite into how kittehs’ minds work.
Luvz it!
I can has baby samitch? Mebbe sum ribs? an a nise Kianti.
wii nauhgt has ribbs, butt wii doo has sum lubberly finger sammiches.
sum spreded wiff tow-jam, an sum juss playn buttered fingerz….
Oft Optiks: Reeders ob Terry Pratchett (Discworld novels) mite be innerested in tihs
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/opinion/main.jhtml?xml=/opinion/2008/03/16/do1604.xml
more oft optiks: iz web-site az well
http://www.matchitforpratchett.org
“Pratchett knows what the smart set say about him, and ruefully accepts that the kind of fetishistic following enjoyed by J K Rowling, whose sales he rivals, will never be his.”
Wayt, I thot WE wuz da smart set? O, we iz da SMRT set, dat’s diffrint!
Wut duz jurnalists kno abowt gud riting? LOL!
So mennee pawsitib thots frum so mennee pawrful peeps liek us, he gwine be ok!
BEST. KWOTE. EVAR!!!
“I want to go on writing. You can’t write books when you are dead, unless your name is L. Ron Hubbard.”
I am so SMRT!
Oh Hai Ambercat….ai will chek it oawt az suun az ai getz hookeded up to teh intewebbyz ina propur mannur…..diz bery affernoon ……yyaaaaaayyy….ai coodnoawt tak it WUN moar dai…..dial-up iz teh PLEH…..nowt onli do ai noawt getz mucheses tyme awn it…..(roomies usess it a loawt …ai getz a cuppul a ourz in teh affernoon, an affer 9 at nite) but utube donut werk at awl….no utubez …..OH NOES !!!!! so ai iz getttin hi speed cabul….todai
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oh joi oh rapshure ..
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N E way….ai jest diz mawrnin finisheded teh Terry Pratchett buk .”Going Postal” ai habbent red awl dat miny ov himz bukz cause ai getz mi bukz frum thrifty shopz…an peepulz dont giv himz bukz awai muches…but ai iz teh big fan….himz iz laff oawt loud funnee….(noo roommy lukeded at me moar tanh a liddle funnee a cuppul ov tymes wiff diz buk….)
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hope u iz doin gud ….an muss be springy tyme obber der in teenytiny Engerland …oar wil be suun…..sigh…iz lobbberly der den……
“oh to be in teh teenytiny Engerland ,noaw dat springy tyme iz heer”
http://www.btinternet.com/~brentours/ENGP65.htm
Oh so neerly! But rite nao has been rayning nawn-stawp fore 12 howrs an Ai’m goin to be paddlin twerk in teh mornink!
Plz gives meh da leftober gushifuuds dat teh bebeh leff behind. Bebeh goen, not comin bak, right?
I finished teh furst wun, nao u makes me anudder, rite? Get bizzy, stoopy hoomin!
Yay, Flartus! Dat wuz teh bestest ebil komet ebber! Canst du instrukt mii on hows 2 mayke teh liddel ‘debil fase’ symbell? (Naught taht eye wood use it—eye iz asking 4 my fren hoo hassa knotty mynd)
Oh I lernded it on DMarie’s blog…u just put teh werd “twisted” between two colons. I tink dere is a “wicked” one, lemme see… :wicked:
hmm…guess not so much, then.
OK, I got these:
and 
:wicked: duzn’t seem 2 do ennyfing 
:wicked:
: evil : =
Fanks fur dat stuff guise, ai has always wanted to do teh ebil face.
:happy:
oops.
Jus wen yu thot it waz safe to go bak in teh highchair…
Aslan kitteh iz biggur on insyde dan on owtsyde.
Speshullee wif baybee in der… Urp..
Kittehs in hichare appeer smaller dan akchual size.
Ohhhhh, dat ’spayns it. Dat or it wuz tinee baybee. Der iz a nudder hi-chayr behynd teh biggun. Lyk fur a toddlur. Biggur snak.
“Ur babee…it wuz just an appetizer.”
Yew’ll tank me wun dae…no dypurs, no kollig fund, no drivun lesuns, no PTAye…moar vakkashun fer yew and moar ’spensiv gushyfud fawr meh!
omg! eet eated mii baybee brodduh!!! :O
I not no ware baybee iz gon tu.
We got lotza munees, by teh wai. U goez gets Fancy Feast nao?
ai iz ur reel bebeh…izzint ai ??? huh ? huh ? huh ? izzint ai????
Wut kydz ubz Liddill
Hewmin needz seet beltz 2 eetz?!!!
Diz can haz mutch straynjj!
Ninja Kitteh iz
keepeeng Seet warm 4 Liddill
Hewmin noyzz maykurr
Liddill Hewmin noyzz
maykurr beehayvz bestest wenz
herz iz fasst asleepz
Jack.
“Liddill Hewmin Noyzz maykurr” i likey vry much! (Wen it grows up, it prolly meks jest as much noyzzes wen fast asleepz…)
Past perfect, to be precise.
You was having a bebeh.
Was having. Past tense. (lo
Better grammars?
“U did wuz hadded a bebeh.”
Premptory pluperfect past peanut budder tense.
Y peeps get tense bout grammirs on dis site, enywayz?
I get tense about grammar sometimes.
snert
Dis weak I went 2 hospital to have a bebeh…
Then I had my baby.
Now I have had a baby. (achtually I have had two)
*wipez brough* Fffeeewww!
Meeny peepz had babehz at hospitell dis weak.
Men doant have bebehs. Dey iz 2 week.
wimin can haz kittehz (min, 2!),
butt iz naught so hard—
yoo kin haz dozens atta thyme—
juss ask Janet!!!
yoo ‘poast 2 go 2 hospitel 2 have bebehs–
kan B danjeerus, naught 2 menshun messy!
Hafing kittehz kan awlso be danjerus an messy—
butt hear teh CCC comes to yoo!
hospitallz can haz bebehz, 2.
butt nuahgt kittehz.
Boff wayz.
kitteh sez, “you had a behbeh.”
lookz lyke kitteh “had” a liddle behbeh, 2!
Someone ate the baby.
It’s rather sad to say.
Someone ate the baby
So she won’t be out to play.
We’ll never hear her whiney cry
Or have to feel if she is dry.
We’ll never hear her asking “Why?”
Someone ate the baby.
Someone ate the baby.
It’s absolutely clear
Someone ate the baby
‘Cause the baby isn’t here.
We’ll give away her toys and clothes.
We’ll never have to wipe her nose.
Dad says, “That’s the way it goes.”
Someone ate the baby.
Someone ate the baby.
What a frightful thing to eat!
Someone ate the baby
Though she wasn’t very sweet.
It was a heartless thing to do.
The policemen haven’t got a clue.
I simply can’t imagine who
Would go and (burp) eat the baby.
– Shel Silverstein
My childhood FTW! *\o/* Thanks for reminding me of that!
So kitteh, yur tellin me naow taht teh babee’s in a secrit undyscloased locashun, wich you wil onlee reveel wen you getz a hole sootcayse of cheezburgers at wunce. Kimberlee! Get in teh car! We be goin to Mac Dunawlds!
I R yer bebbeh nao!
Minerva McGonagall — The Early Years
Much win!
Nao u haz sumfing muuuuch, much betteh — a kitteh! SNORGLE
Wuz lik dis:
Baybe hooman lying der…tinks
‘I be a nekked bi-ped
noa canz walkz
noa canz jumps
No fur…’
Den POOF…
Wuz kitteh…
(Wuz magiks behbe, U C…)
Now can switch back when can be independent…
liek morgan- Howl’s bebee? wen himz bekummed a hyoomin agin, oh boi wuz he MAD! good thing him has teh bestest mum an dad in awl uv ingary!
Behbehs, es wuts fur dinnurs.
Teh fynust en gushifuds, surrowned bai dypers an slawbers.
Nomnomnomnomnom!
cheezes twice !!! — it’s a kitteh … get in teh high chair!
What kind kitteh eatz teh babeez??22??
If dis mai kitteh, he be loked in teh cayj for dis!!1!!
U had a behbee…but I eated it.
FTW !!!!11!!!!!!!
yr bebbeh
wuz takin too much atenshun
.
..from me…
I brought you a baby…but I eated it.
You had a baby… BUT I EATED IT!!
Teh “haved” sounds betr, but srsly, i lol’d.
babeez r deffrentz than lol catz!
waz good but more barbekyoo sauce next tiem
Ha, Love it.
Wut? The tiny hoomin?
I eated it.
Was nom.