Comments on: NOM proof glass

By: Meowzer

Meowzer — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 00:44:59 +0000

Haw haw! No nommin’ for yoo todai, mistr poler bare!!1!

By: NOMER

NOMER — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 21:39:57 +0000

He noms becuz he caers.

By: polar bear-phobic

polar bear-phobic — Thu, 29 May 2008 17:44:13 +0000

the polar bear will attack at will. the polar bear will attack because he has nothing better to do. polar bears are effing scary.

By: nomnom999

nomnom999 — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 01:24:44 +0000

GAWD BWESS NOM PWOOF GWASS!!!

By: Jon

Jon — Sat, 29 Mar 2008 20:30:48 +0000

hey, thats Knut from Berlin.
he’s the cute one in the “nomnom” pic.

By: DB

DB — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 16:40:20 +0000

all i’m sayin is that teh caption oughta read: “all ovr teh WORLD” cos that eisbär is knut, what lives in germany.

By: stan fer

stan fer — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 14:30:40 +0000

That polar bear is dead… and his head is held by the father of the surprised boy… nice composition but is not real…

By: Ryoushi

Ryoushi — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 18:41:27 +0000

Ai munnah read mor XD

By: Ryoushi

Ryoushi — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 18:40:25 +0000

Wow ai juss red thru all teh comments .. I lol’d so many times XD
dat wus funs! I come bak an read mor!! hehe
teh nom proof glass made me lol’d too ^_^ teh polar bear looks mad O_O.

By: Liz

Liz — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 17:11:43 +0000

That is SO scary! I thought it was photoshopped at first; and how come the little boy doesn’t even look phased?

By: kanenite10

kanenite10 — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 18:33:28 +0000

i like the nom proof glass

By: Jenny

Jenny — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 17:34:28 +0000

LMAO! I like teh caption like it is.

By: Jenniffuurr

Jenniffuurr — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 16:27:23 +0000

Depends iz brand ov adult diapers (or nappies, if u plz)

By: Jenniffuurr

Jenniffuurr — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 16:24:23 +0000

Maybee izza sine-tist an he can does speer mint?

By: Susan14

Susan14 — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 15:35:22 +0000

I dun ged it, but dat okay. ^^;

By: veggieburger

veggieburger — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 14:51:41 +0000

childrenez pantz needz changen now. feerosiuos bear screaded teh poop out uv him.

By: starling

starling — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 10:38:45 +0000

Bebbeh luked liek nais jewsy snak, but glas nawt sew jewsy an hurts mah teefs.

I can has dentist?

By: starling

starling — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 10:35:53 +0000

No. U doan nowe were its been.

By: rodney dill

rodney dill — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 10:13:43 +0000

By: woozled

woozled — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 05:11:57 +0000

LOOK OWT MR POLEE BAERZ! ZOMBEE KID WILL NOM YUR BRAIMS!!

By: woozled

woozled — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 05:10:47 +0000

Noe bilded in saftee ekwipmunt?
.
Bettur getz tehm a gun tehn… oar letz Darwin sort’em owt…

By: woozled

woozled — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 05:07:28 +0000

Menny tymz ai r temptid to feed teh bearz by gibbing tehm teh obgun… og-bonox…obgonxsh… rottun skreeming bratlings to nom on.
.
An teihr pairent 2, 4 rayzin teh bratling.

(Ai noes, Ai noez…. ai m a antysoshul ole fishpoop (bass turd))

By: woozled

woozled — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 05:02:13 +0000

Teh wyte hayrzes – waht iz reelee kleer az Romeow keereckticklee poynted owt wif himz poyntee endz – letz teh sunneeshynes goez “ober, undurr, arao-aownd an fru”* tehm, an’ tehy (teh sunneeshynes) goez WHACK intoo teh black skin partz, an teh black skin partz duz its Damyul Dae-Loois impreshun an goez “Ai drinkz yur photons! Ai drinks it up!” an taht waye it getz WARMMUR toastywarmalllyinintehsunnyshynessnorglesnorgle.
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K?
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K.
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* naym teht commurshul!!

By: missuskei

missuskei — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 04:55:18 +0000

bypohler
i haz eet

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 04:14:20 +0000

wii must b getting Pd’B bak here 2 spaining dis
majikz 2 us.
‘cuz I hab been heering dat deh bloo Jz iz bloo
‘cuz dey not B habbing the pigmentz in der
fevverz. So shuddn’t teh pololar barez B bloo, 2?
I b habbing my noetbuk reddy to
2 taking deh pololar bare noetz.
See, rite heer I haz a note dat sez:
“Pololar bare smellz like sno”

By: boom

boom — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 04:09:40 +0000

and on dat note…

By: boom

boom — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 04:02:03 +0000

cood be properteez of lite wavelengfz, cood be…majik.
def majik fur shur.

By: dRailer

dRailer — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 03:36:01 +0000

Jeebus… what’s that Jurassic Park smell?

I look at that glass and the first thing that comes to my mind is: “You’re always safe all the way up until you aren’t.”

By: kafleen

kafleen — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 03:33:09 +0000

dat took mee a minute…i thot…wut, romeow? why dus it depend???

durrrrrrr!

LOL at romeows non-stop wit!!!

By: Romeow

Romeow — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 03:29:49 +0000

Buts teh hares r trans…transpa…transpare…teh clear. Teh outter gard hares r hollow, too. We juss see it as white.
Mama Nature / Ceiling Cat noo wat she waz doin.

By: boom

boom — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 02:57:05 +0000

Paw joo. Ai juss finnished a week of aidrops on mai kitteh! Conjunky-vitus is teh pleh. She downt luv me much nao. But ai hopes foar reckon-silly-ayshun soon.

By: boom

boom — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 02:26:11 +0000

FTW!

By: Zski

Zski — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 02:22:31 +0000

Poor kitteh.
I haz a bunnee an we went to vets yesterdai.
She can has eerdrops twise a dai. DO NOT WANT!
She iz sulking under chayre nao.
Dis will bee a loooooong too weeks!

By: boom

boom — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 02:22:20 +0000

Mmm floofy snow.
Iz poley beers made uv snow?

Plus diju no – poley beers iz black? Wai.
Unner teh floofy bitz dems iz all black. Wow.

By: boom

boom — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 02:19:11 +0000

Heh heh. Hai Janet!
Whaletail is unforchun-at consekwenz of low pantz & hai thong. Luks like tail of whale.
http://www.whale-tail.com/
…if yoor reelly that keen.
In Straya we callz dem “G-spot”. As in “Ai spotted yoor G”.

By: Phillipe d'Beaker

Phillipe d'Beaker — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 02:09:53 +0000

Ohai eberrybuddy. I talks wif a guy, he studeeez teh pololar bears, an they asks him if the pololar beers smells teh pleh. He sez he has been up close and personal wif meny polar bearz (in his sine-tific pursoots), and that thay NEVER smells teh pleh at all (nawt liek sum otter kinds of bearz), unless they sick or injooored. I donut know about teh polar bears in teh zoos, but ai likes teh idea that the wild wuns smells clean like the snow. Ai do.

By: kuddlpuddl

kuddlpuddl — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 01:38:58 +0000

‘iz wun vishus lukkin bebbeh!!’

NO! I sae….

iz wun lukky bebbeh!!

By: Romeow

Romeow — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 01:26:26 +0000

I doan fink u can smell teh aberage, run ov teh mill pleh froo teh glass.
But, teh uber PLEH wif bold and italics, u prolly can.

By: Romeow

Romeow — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 01:23:31 +0000

I doan kno iffs I wud…depends.

By: Romeow

Romeow — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 01:22:33 +0000

I alwais heer hao kittehs liek to be snuggled in teh towel affer a baff, but mine onwee sit fur a few minutes. Dey wanna get owt and start lickin.
I lets teh kittehs dry fur a while on their own. Then, I piks dem up to bring dem bak to the baffroom fur teh blow dry. Dey get awl scared, liek it’s tiem fur anudder baff. Wen teh kittehs realize iz juss teh blow dry, it’s awl gud.

By: Inanimate

Inanimate — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 01:16:04 +0000

teh advansements in safetee is gud!

By: gibbocat

gibbocat — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 01:10:40 +0000

yce am abalubul @ teh Tybooteek…

By: Crof

Crof — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 01:09:02 +0000

What a shame

By: kafleen

kafleen — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 01:08:05 +0000

LOL! mee too!

By: kafleen

kafleen — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 01:07:30 +0000

That’s Awesome, Rodney!!

:insert admiring face here:

By: jmuhj

jmuhj — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 01:04:41 +0000

Just wish it’d save the BEARZ.

By: Tidmum

Tidmum — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 01:04:26 +0000

Ai diddnt eeben try teh blowdrier.
She dun jumped ober teh bed an owt teh door wibbowt tuchin teh grown wen ai dryed mai haredid dis mornin!!
She hab beree thick semi-lawng fur an a floofy Tayl.We wrapped her up in towels an den she skooched unner teh blankee an slepted fur ayges.
Ai gots tew catch her nao fur combin teh pantaloons bak to floofageness!!

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 01:01:00 +0000

Oh – ai haetz to ask – but – “whaletail?”?????

By: Romeow

Romeow — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 01:00:35 +0000

Luks liek zombee kid.

By: Romeow

Romeow — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 00:59:40 +0000

Hai Tidmum,
Mah kittehs doan liek teh baffs so much (but dey r getting betta), but dey lubs teh blow dryin. Iz a gud fing, cuz one ov dem habs sush thick fur, I doan fink she wuds eber dry. I gots mah baff system down to under 12 minutes. Lot faster to get dem wet than it iz to gets dem dry.
Hazel will lub u tomorrow.