NOM proof glass
savin chillenz all ovr teh country
please to avoid tiger and lolarbear swimming pools…
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Must be teh Safety Glass!
iz wun vishus lukkin bebbeh!!
Reddee 2 sok thut bare in teh mowf!!
“my what PLEH breath you have, meester polar bear !!!”
eet possbl to smell da pleh trough da galss?
mai ferroshus carny-vor: let me show you it.
I doan fink u can smell teh aberage, run ov teh mill pleh froo teh glass.
But, teh uber PLEH wif bold and italics, u prolly can.
Ohai eberrybuddy. I talks wif a guy, he studeeez teh pololar bears, an they asks him if the pololar beers smells teh pleh. He sez he has been up close and personal wif meny polar bearz (in his sine-tific pursoots), and that thay NEVER smells teh pleh at all (nawt liek sum otter kinds of bearz), unless they sick or injooored. I donut know about teh polar bears in teh zoos, but ai likes teh idea that the wild wuns smells clean like the snow. Ai do.
Mmm floofy snow.
Iz poley beers made uv snow?
Plus diju no – poley beers iz black? Wai.
Unner teh floofy bitz dems iz all black. Wow.
Buts teh hares r trans…transpa…transpare…teh clear. Teh outter gard hares r hollow, too. We juss see it as white.
Mama Nature / Ceiling Cat noo wat she waz doin.
cood be properteez of lite wavelengfz, cood be…majik.
def majik fur shur.
wii must b getting Pd’B bak here 2 spaining dis
majikz 2 us.
‘cuz I hab been heering dat deh bloo Jz iz bloo
‘cuz dey not B habbing the pigmentz in der
fevverz. So shuddn’t teh pololar barez B bloo, 2?
I b habbing my noetbuk reddy to
2 taking deh pololar bare noetz.
See, rite heer I haz a note dat sez:
“Pololar bare smellz like sno”
Teh wyte hayrzes – waht iz reelee kleer az Romeow keereckticklee poynted owt wif himz poyntee endz – letz teh sunneeshynes goez “ober, undurr, arao-aownd an fru”* tehm, an’ tehy (teh sunneeshynes) goez WHACK intoo teh black skin partz, an teh black skin partz duz its Damyul Dae-Loois impreshun an goez “Ai drinkz yur photons! Ai drinks it up!” an taht waye it getz WARMMUR toastywarmalllyinintehsunnyshynessnorglesnorgle.
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* naym teht commurshul!!
‘iz wun vishus lukkin bebbeh!!’
NO! I sae….
iz wun lukky bebbeh!!
Glass provides nominal safety.
*heddesk*
yce am abalubul @ teh Tybooteek…
Congratz, Dazy, on nawt second. Iz dere a dans fur teh Polar bares?
you could safety dance…
is today’s theme ‘eaten babies’? did I not get the memo? NOT that I mind
Doant eet teh bebehs
aww but moooom…
No. U doan nowe were its been.
safety dans?
Neber herd uv dat.
Oh, well.
**Putz on deh safety shooz wif deh steel toez.
**Putz on deh safety glasses wif def uglee framz
**Stompee, stomp, stomp to deh rite.
**Stompee, stomp, stomp to deh left.
**Swingz deh arms wide adn smackz Stend in deh iiz.
Ooops sowwy, Stend. i cuddn’t see you thro teh stoopee safety glasses.
U shudda had yer safety glasses on!!
giglolz
*gasp!* Wii kin safety dans??
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qW0Edq1KqI
*jumps up, arms shayped lik an ess*
oh fanks fur teh link, ai needed dat.
dah-ANS!
*whew*
and on dat note…
best vidjo evrr!!
Whoa, dood, u b needin teh mint!
no caw-mint.
PoLOLar baer mustav thunk it wus a glassier mint…
Maybee izza sine-tist an he can does speer mint?
bi-polar bear
livs at teh Norf AN teh Souf poels?
is funny.
is sad.
Funnee n sad is kinda same fing. Iz poles.
lernd himz poel danzin frum janet!
be shor to waer teh beeg green furry nikkers!
I iz now vizulizing furry polar bare in furry green nikkerz.
I iz now LOLing.
Huzbin iz now lukking at me like I iz loozing my mind.
Mai Fambly fink ai lost mai marblies biig tyme since a fownd ICHC!!
Ai tellz ‘teh angst ridden wun’ she am lukky tehy can ware shortz deese dayz an nawt teh ‘Harvesterz’ we hadz tew ware!!
Bloo or Green furry Nikkerz am definnitlee nawt gud fur teenayge street cred!!
Doan speek too soon! Necks week cood be seein dem furry knickrz poking owt of lowrise pantz!!! Strayjer fingz have happen!
Well,ai spose them wud be warmer tahn teh “Chheezcutterz” dems ware nao. Owchhh!
Mmm yes. Moar tractive dan teh “whaletail” too.
Pleh. DO NOT WANT.
Oh – ai haetz to ask – but – “whaletail?”?????
Heh heh. Hai Janet!
Whaletail is unforchun-at consekwenz of low pantz & hai thong. Luks like tail of whale.
http://www.whale-tail.com/
…if yoor reelly that keen.
In Straya we callz dem “G-spot”. As in “Ai spotted yoor G”.
Oh Hai, Tidmum!!
How ya doin today?
Wii had a ST. Paddyz day dinner uv corned beef & cabbijjez
at teh local Fire Dpt fund razzer. Gud Fud!!
Lots uv folkz wearin deh green–wonder ifn enny
uv dem had on deh furry green nikkerz?
Ai lubs teh corn beef an cabbidje!!
Hads teh salid an yoghurt fer mai nom noms tunite.
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Hazel hatez me jess nao-She wuz cubbered in teh steeeeenkyy substance dis afternun,she hadz tew hab teh *whispurr* Baff!
Ai cryed, she cryed, Fern wuz lukkin fur teh neerest exscape root an it wuz awl terrble heer.
Sumhow ai doan fink she will speek tew me fur a whyle.*sigh*
No, she will prolly just ignoring yew. kittehs hav teh
ignoring down to a sience. Tehy will sit wif deh bak
2 u. They will walk out uv deh rume when u walk in.
They will giving deh hedbumps to every1 else and
walking away frum u. But then they will 4gibbing yew
all will be happeenesses agen.
Phew!!
Ai carnt immageen lyfe wib no Hazel singin an paddlin.
She wuddnt eeben play wib teh pet Stwing dis eebnin.
She lukkin at me lyke ai gots kootees or sumfin.
Fern dun teh grate disapeerin trik-she renembers her Baff episode with feer an loathing.-Yet she will sit in teh baffrum wen ai r habbin my ablooshuns!!
Kittehz alwayz forgibbing hoominz evenchully.
They kan’t reisisting teh MT lap.
Poor kitteh.
I haz a bunnee an we went to vets yesterdai.
She can has eerdrops twise a dai. DO NOT WANT!
She iz sulking under chayre nao.
Dis will bee a loooooong too weeks!
Paw joo. Ai juss finnished a week of aidrops on mai kitteh! Conjunky-vitus is teh pleh. She downt luv me much nao. But ai hopes foar reckon-silly-ayshun soon.
Hai Tidmum,
Mah kittehs doan liek teh baffs so much (but dey r getting betta), but dey lubs teh blow dryin. Iz a gud fing, cuz one ov dem habs sush thick fur, I doan fink she wuds eber dry. I gots mah baff system down to under 12 minutes. Lot faster to get dem wet than it iz to gets dem dry.
Hazel will lub u tomorrow.
Ai diddnt eeben try teh blowdrier.
She dun jumped ober teh bed an owt teh door wibbowt tuchin teh grown wen ai dryed mai haredid dis mornin!!
She hab beree thick semi-lawng fur an a floofy Tayl.We wrapped her up in towels an den she skooched unner teh blankee an slepted fur ayges.
Ai gots tew catch her nao fur combin teh pantaloons bak to floofageness!!
I alwais heer hao kittehs liek to be snuggled in teh towel affer a baff, but mine onwee sit fur a few minutes. Dey wanna get owt and start lickin.
I lets teh kittehs dry fur a while on their own. Then, I piks dem up to bring dem bak to the baffroom fur teh blow dry. Dey get awl scared, liek it’s tiem fur anudder baff. Wen teh kittehs realize iz juss teh blow dry, it’s awl gud.
That’s Awesome, Rodney!!
:insert admiring face here:
liddle hewman boi:
Geee, yors teef B lookzin’ sharp!!
Bear:
Fangs!!!
Nom-proof glass or nawt, I’d still be messin’ in mah pants.
Ia nom proof, but mite nawt b swat proof.
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Dat kid habs no sense ov self preservashun.
R we breeding dat owt ov kids wif awl teh safety ekwipment?
Noe bilded in saftee ekwipmunt?
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Bettur getz tehm a gun tehn… oar letz Darwin sort’em owt…
Srsly. Kid looks a lot less skared than I wood B, glass or no glass.
Luks liek zombee kid.
LOOK OWT MR POLEE BAERZ! ZOMBEE KID WILL NOM YUR BRAIMS!!
LOL! mee too!
I doan kno iffs I wud…depends.
FTW!
dat took mee a minute…i thot…wut, romeow?
why dus it depend???
durrrrrrr!
LOL at romeows non-stop wit!!!
I dun ged it, but dat okay. ^^;
Depends iz brand ov adult diapers (or nappies, if u plz)
dat glas was developt in viet nom
if ’s nom proof, ’s it NAM proof?
nam be a eatin dat uses chemikals.
de slugs an spyderz uses it.
Iz joo sayin…poley bearz is…poisin?????/??
OMGBBQ! Run liddle boi, run!!!1!!!1 Iz dizzolvink glass!!
Just wish it’d save the BEARZ.
What a shame
teh advansements in safetee is gud!
Jeebus… what’s that Jurassic Park smell?
I look at that glass and the first thing that comes to my mind is: “You’re always safe all the way up until you aren’t.”
bypohler
i haz eet
Menny tymz ai r temptid to feed teh bearz by gibbing tehm teh obgun… og-bonox…obgonxsh… rottun skreeming bratlings to nom on.
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An teihr pairent 2, 4 rayzin teh bratling.
(Ai noes, Ai noez…. ai m a antysoshul ole fishpoop (bass turd))
Bebbeh luked liek nais jewsy snak, but glas nawt sew jewsy an hurts mah teefs.
I can has dentist?
childrenez pantz needz changen now. feerosiuos bear screaded teh poop out uv him.
LMAO! I like teh caption like it is.
i like the nom proof glass
That is SO scary! I thought it was photoshopped at first; and how come the little boy doesn’t even look phased?
Wow ai juss red thru all teh comments .. I lol’d so many times XD
dat wus funs! I come bak an read mor!! hehe
teh nom proof glass made me lol’d too ^_^ teh polar bear looks mad O_O.
Ai munnah read mor XD
That polar bear is dead… and his head is held by the father of the surprised boy… nice composition but is not real…
all i’m sayin is that teh caption oughta read: “all ovr teh WORLD” cos that eisbรคr is knut, what lives in germany.
hey, thats Knut from Berlin.
he’s the cute one in the “nomnom” pic.
GAWD BWESS NOM PWOOF GWASS!!!
the polar bear will attack at will. the polar bear will attack because he has nothing better to do. polar bears are effing scary.
He noms becuz he caers.
Haw haw! No nommin’ for yoo todai, mistr poler bare!!1!