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Oh Hai
Plz dont eat me
Ai nawt steelin Ur cheez
N ai dont eat owtta ur fud dish…promice
Ai hab nu recipeez fur Rattauulee – ai kin make him cook fur U
da mices, dey hav foods dishus?
Noo, dey sneek into ur hows n eetz owtta kittehs N goggies bowls
Peach, wun ob mah Angel Catburgars, wuns gawt wun ob mah pet mauses aot ob her haus an BROT HER 2 HIM FUD DISH.
Nawt 2 feeds teh maus, ob kors.
2 tell Momma: “Hai. Dis ar mah dinnar. Pls cook fur meh. Fankoo.”
Eeek! Too smrt kitteh!!
TC !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! {{{{{{{{{{{{{{{ TC }}}}}}}}}}}}}}
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Oh Hai gurl !!! how r u doin ???? r u gettin settuled in ?? howz ur brudderz?? iz u luukin fur werk??? iz u gonna stai der ???? watz gonin awn wiff u…..
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ai hav misseded u sooooo muches !! ai waz so excitamed to see ur naem !! waz lik…..”oh boi oh boi oh boi !! derz TC !!!” an ai gotted up an did a liddle “happitail danse” fur u an dat u iz bak !!!
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so did u tell ebberywun wat u been up to, an ai misseded it? ai hav been away a liddle bit too….stuk in dial-up land……pleh…but ai iz getttin cable intterwebbies todai ! an ai hav a almoss furebber home…(weel see….)n but ai iz noawt in dat moatel wiff awl teh yelling at free in teh mnawrning….
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howmsoebber…ai iz deeeeeep in teh big sity….no like, but am tryin to ajust….loawts of bangy noyses at nite (ai nowt shure ifn iz gunfir oar if sumwunz blowin up teh freeway ….) an der is noawt WUN street dat u can dribe fasterer dan 30 MPH……(cept teh frrewai) an odder dribberrs ar teh MEEN !!
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but ai hav 2 kittehz ov mi roomyz, wun (Fluffly) iz a reel snuggle bunni, an her sistah (Fido) is teh “jet round teh plaise” kine ov kitteh….iz sooooooo nise to be ina howse wiff kittehz agin…..
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oh ai hopez u r doin guud der in teh shinee town….(Salleh iz fasinateded wiff small shinee ofjekz….wat wood Vagus do to me !!)
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an ai iz soooo glad to seez ur naem agin ……..
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*danse danse danse* (jest a liddle danse fur u…..)
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ai reeplais belo
eggsellent eggsplanashun, tc. wun ov mai kittehs, zeek, puts all hiz toyz in hz fud dish and I (stoopy hyooman) didn no whai!
oh butt nao i seez u sayd real mauses! deese be teh toy mauses.
wen his brudda frum anudda mudda and him bring in teh real lives wild mauses, ai findz quicklee (!) and takez away frum tehm wile tehy givez me evill aiiz and cursez quietlee under dere brefs.
o i c i c. Maeks much cents now.
Mebbeh da mices jost tink dat maus tarps are fud dishus
Iz not chyo cheez
iz nacho cheez?
teh cyoot factor iz bery strong wif dis wun.
cong rat u layshuns, GeeNeeZcatz. u want dans?
Dans must be quai-et liek a mous.
heer iz sugjestion:
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Tiptoe through the window
By the window, that is where I’ll be
Come tiptoe through the tulips with me ♫
AIGGHHHH! Ear Wurm!
N a memerry wurm 2 (Tiny Tim on laf in)
I wuz purtee yung wen he marreed hims gurlfren… Miss Terry?
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But NE way, I memmerz tinkin “why iz hims marryin a gurl???” even et ma yung ayj…
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Erlee gay-dar, I gess I had it!
oh hai July !!!
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jest wanna sey….ai LUV ur kitteh avatar !! iz berry cyute…..
well, fanks, salleh!
glad to read ur update, above, and dat u is getting out of dial-up land. Den we can sees u heer moar.
Vulkann Hammee tryz
2 make nyse wiff noo lyfe foarm.
Wut iz a ‘Kitteh?’
Jack.
Captin tihs kitteh is tryin to eat meh. Tewtally illogical.
Kitteh iz beegurr
tahn Hammee. Lawngurr leggz andz
much lawrjurr belleh
Kitteh iz juss az
curree~uss abowtz Hammee.
Mebbee dayz beez frendz?
Mebbee nawt. Hammee
Hammee wantz 2 knoez wut “U
getz in mah belleh!” meenz?
Jack.
Az alwayz, Jack… beeutiful.
Lendz a whole new meanin to ‘Sonnets from the Vulcan’.
[wispr]pssst…Jak…dis not a hammee, dis a rat…iz hard 2 tel frum pikshur sumtymez…haow u tel a rat frum a hammee iz dis…iz it sleepin wen u wants 2 play, en duz it byte? den itz a hammee. duz it wayk up en say ‘hi dere, iz it play tyme naow? I lykes play tyme!’? den iz a rat.[/wispr]
Luk lyke himz oarderin tree beerz.
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Hao himz gunna payz 4 tehm? Himz haz teh munny in himz pokketz, butt himz gottz noe pokketz!!
Dun’t leef me hangun, bro.
I iz this manee yeers old…
iz a verree lukkee rat if iz 4 yeerz old. most uv dem libz btween 2 en 3. Ai haz had dem liv az lawng az 31 munfs, en az short az 3 munfs (but dat wun havd a hart problim). Mai Nuku wil b 2 yeerz old on Saturday, en he iz a Grumpee Old Man rat.
Ai haz rattee too! Carmel wil be 2 yeerz old in May and so far she’z helfee. =D Mai widdl baybee. But iz hot in Ostrayleean summa, an mai dad’z wyf iz selfish moron an keepz mooving Carmel’z cayj frum ma nys cool barfroom to my 125 farenhyt bedroom. Bad bad hooman! Ai try to tell her in evry way ai kan to leev her alown, she stoopid and duznt listen. Tut tut tut. I moov owt az soon az possibel but haf to put up with dad’z wyf till den. =<
o hai AJ. u gots 2 get summadem icy paks dey mayk fr lunchboksez, en keep dem in teh freezer. den u gets a mettl boks, lyke a cookee tin, en put a frozen icypak innit, en puts it in teh ratty kayj. den ur ratty ken ly up agenst teh mettl en feel nyce en kool! U gots 2 switch teh icypaks arownd a fyoo tymez a day–we yushullee havz 2 in teh freezr en 1 in teh kayj allatyme in hot wethr. iz phunnee 2 see a big fat rat all skwisht owt flat, tryin 2 get az much uv himself az possibl agenst teh kool mettl!
90’s hamster sez, talk to meh hand!
Hammie hails a cab
tu get tu kitchen dooty
awn tyme…. ees tu bad
dat cabbie can nawt see himz!
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*gasp*
Ai hai-cood! *bless me*
LOL!
gaa! daz nawt hai-coo – too menny lynes! :frown:
my hai-coo fail – letz mee show yu! LOL!
Es jus souper syz haiku. Shos eckstra efferts n stuff. Ai gibs you brgrs.
Fanks, Ihazkatztu! Datz berry nyse uv yu!
Et leest, dis ’souper suz’ duzzint put extree pownds awn my alredy-ampul hips!
LOL!!
grrrr! mai typeeng skillz ar ‘bowt az gud az mai hai-coo!
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Dat shud bee ’souper syz’! goodniss!
Heer wit cheezfrens, hai-koo can be ennyting we lyke…so brak rools and koo away, ennyway…yer gud!!!
No iz hammie! Iz bettur, iz rattie! Ratties am teh bestest furbuddies, after kittehs, uv corse.
Iz troo. Teh ratz be smawt, cooreeus ahnd vry fwenly. Vry snoogly, tu.
Sew cyoote. Tehy joost get noe lurve becuz tehy donnut haf teh floofy tail.
Oh, wutta littul cyootee!!
*snorgulls littul nosey an paws*
Lookit dem wiskurrs! An, himz leetle fayce dat sez, ‘Puh-weeezeee??’ cuz himz wunts whut-ebber yu haz!!
oh, my – ai du nawt nermally lyk rod-ints too mush, but his iz the kyoot!
Meeses allus has teh pon farr.
an nao for teh obligatoree Cap’n Kirk moment………
KAAAAAAAHHHHHHNNNNNNN!!!!
Teh meeses ar in teh nawty barn wif pur menenent pon farr, awl rite!
Hammie iz gibin U HI five,-er- mebbe jus four
Slaap mai hand, lil sowl man!
nazi mouse welcomez you?
I smellz a rat!
LOL
Taxi!!
It’s not a mouse. It looks nothing like a mouse. Are you people blind? Quite obviously a rat, and a dumbo at that.
“No, is Siberian Hamster. I name it Basil!”
“Baaasiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiillll!!!!1!!”
Farty Owls FTW!
hmmm…
Whiskers? check…
Pointy nose? check….
2 lawng frunt teefes? prolloly…
Smawl enuff to fit een hand? meybee…
Hez feet, nawt pawzes? check…
Hmm…. seems a leetle bit lyke maus….
Signed,
S Wunder (written bai R Charles)
Taeks wun 2 no 1.
Oops, did I tipe taht owt lowd?
Yes, Ur-kle, ai em afrayd yu did….
LOL!!
*whispurrs* dat wuz teh funneh, Jenniffuurr!
Aww, hey, Jenniffurr, plz don be insulting teh ratties- *dey* are quite friendly and all teh ones I haev had wer non-judgmental
Ur kwite correkt; I hav luved duzzins ov ratsies ovar teh yeers an I reckon…rukkin…noed hoo tihs liddle cutee wuz rite awae. I wuz reelly refurrin 2 teh term dumbo in mai responce, but nao I spose i’v insolted all teh elolfunts. Aplologees 2 evary 1! Excep Trollz.
Hmmm, we will hab to taek a poll.
Awl teh blind peeps dat r reading dis, pleese post a response to let us kno hao meny blind peeps r luking at dis pikshur.
Teh polls will be open fur anudder elebenty hours, starting nao.
Iz thet blind justice?
i brot my twennytree 8 bai 10 color glossy fotografs…
Yoo kin git enny fing yoo want at Alis Ristorrot…
Win.
Um, teh blinds beh one pichure bak. An tehy iz borked.
dats whai I called it a rodunt…cuz I noo a smartee like dis wud rub our noses in it….
butt wutt is dis Dumbo referunts?
sowns like sarcasmicullll…buttcha nebbur noe, doo ya?
Iz a kind of rattie, kafleen, with big ears more towards teh sides of their heads. If anyown would liek more info, dere is an explanation on the Wikipedia page for “fancy rat, ” which os what we call pet ratties as a breed.
All cheese connaisseurs honor #4
“Alright… who cried when Old Yaller died?”
mousie mousie baby !
HAI GUISE!!!1!!!!!1!!!!elebenty!!!!
I know it’s been a while since I’ve posted anything. I’ve been living with my momma in Las Vegas for a couple of months now. We’re getting along well, but I’m having some difficulties in the adjustment to being her primary caretaker. Between her physical disabilities, her emotional problems and MY emotional problems, it’s a lot to handle all at once!
When I need to de-stress, I go to my brother’s house and get dorky with his goggies. Or I go to the animal shelter and play with the KITTAHS. They love me there. I just sit on the floor and let them pile onto me.
Enuf fur nao … LUBS U AWL!!!!
Welcum bak TC&AC!
U hab bean missed!
I’m proud ov u fur working hard fur ur Mama. Primary caregiver is SO difficult. I’m gonna keep u in my frots dat fings will get easier fur u.
U must b a SupaStar at the shelter!
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Hayyyyyy!!
Awww hunnee,,,it’s ironic, The parent becoming the child and the child becoming the parent. It’s amazing what we can handle when we have to.
U allus has us!!! WE LUBS UUUUUUU!!!!!!
Glad to noes u can go play wif goggies an kittehs!
HI agin TC !!! ai roted u a note dat iz up der ( hey, mi puter haz teh liddle arrurz but wen ai types dem in ….teh werdz goes plaises …no arrurz shoez up….ai wants arrourz !! nowt werd jummpies…sigh)
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an TC…. affer mi sistah goed obber teh brij….ai hadda takez carr ov mi Momcat too, she gotted teh asma teh week Katy wen brij strollin…an she needed sumwun der mose ov teh tyme…an she gotted teh crankkier, an crankkier, an waz hard….but mosest hard awn her…..
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an ifn ai kan do it….u kan too, iz noawt eezy…but llike waz jest sed….u hav us…we bring teh smilez to ur fase….an be der ifn u needz to tawlk…
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ai lovz habing ADD, ai wood tellz u how to joyn teh cheezfrenz groop froo yahoo…but ai dont memburz how ai did dat…..but ai betz wun ov our gud memuried peepulz will tellz u….den u kan talwk wiff awl ov uz obber der, an iz bery nise …..an ..well u shood do it….ai noawt berry smart todai so noawt sayin dis well….but …HALP sumwun tell TC but dis an how to getz der !!!!!
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so gladz to see u agin……..happitail sigh
Fankoo fur mizzing meeh, Salleh. Makes meh feal gud.
Happitail dans tiem!
Ai hopes u finds teh furebar hoam soon!
Is skaree 2 nawt hab wun.
Teh momma is mai wurk fur nao, altho Ai am to get teh medikul tranzkrippshunist trayning 2 wurk at hoam. Kinna suks, sins Ai has teh mastars degree alredi.
OMG OMG OMG OMG, GUISE!!! MOMMA SED AI CAN HAS A KITTUN! OR 2, EBEN! CATURDAY!!!!!!!
Reemembar, guise, stai beehin’ teh NOM proof glaz!
luks like teh rat is playin “I never”….
k I got wun… I never slept in a pyle uv woodchips and mai own tiny pooplets…
I nebber stold dat last krumb uv Gurl Skowt cookee…
Ai nebber digged a hoel unner teh haus an bilded a nest tehre! (Ai’s got a rat unner mai haus an Ai hasn’t eben got UB40 to rite a sawng abowt it!)
~~puts a finger down~~
Ai nebber sneekt up bhind a hyoomin durin playtyme en chood a big hole in dere fayvrit shirt…
I nebber shredded yer papers fur yu.
I iz Mouster Spock
Mebee, ratz, hamsturs, girbulls, or mauses! Maiks noe nevermind !
! becuz Ceiling Cat maide dem alls adn dey can has to be kyoot. Jes taik a gud look at them awl: kittehs, goggies, burds, fishys, and wutever. Kyootness awl over
teh plaise.
The Diane Duane?… Star Trek novel author?
Wow.
Iz.
Got 3 kittehs, dotez on dem. But also must hav cheezburger/kitteh fix every day.
doubl de wows! *does Wayne’s Wurld imprsn* We’re not wurthy, we’re not wurthy!!!
(chuckl) Enuf wiv the WW stuf.
Here we r all LOLers togevver.
ZMG!! Kewl! Huzband reedin “My Enemy, My Ally” rite now! Wii haz awl ur bookz!
Oh, an concatulashonz on gettin ur picher on da phront payge!
Yez, this iz big deal! Now I haz Intertubz Fame!!!11!1!eleventy(etc).
Srsly.
we gotta figger owt how to get her to otter graph hims book thru teh intertoobs.
*fascinating*
Wii gotz tu wurk on da ICHC convenshon! Whut ebber hapeneded tu da wun planned in da UK?
wus moer a reyunyun for teh Uni roel-plai soc – an teh gurlee hoo set it up stawped posting heer.
Ai has som thorts ob arraynjin a Arfternoony Teetym meeting in Lahndahn in a cupple ob munfs; Ai has to be tehre for a meetin an cud do wit somfink nys to luk forwerd to afterwerds. Ennee taykers?
Maybees Ambercat, but I don alwayz reed all teh commentz coz teh puter iz so slooooow naow wiv all teh adverts etc. Ifn I see wun yoo post sumfin I wil tries to get up frum Wess Vinglun.
Be a gud trick if we cud figur out how…
U haz no idear! Onli a few ST buks cum owt each munth, sew he rereedz sum bukz agin. An wii haz de audio taypez tu listen tu in da car. Maykes loong tripz eazier!
Oh wow. Yu are a faborite autor ob mine. I gots ST ob coarse, butt also de fantasie. Oh wow, an here yu are jus lik a reel pearson, LOLing on da interwebs. O wow.
OK, nao dats outta mai system. I behave myself. (Mayee)
yesh. behave.
remember, the las time wee hads to tek out a restrainin ordlol aginst you…
Teh cuteness!
LOL love it. :3
So, iz tihs teh covair art for yer nu series…”So You Want to be a Dumbo”?
Wood luk gud on shelf, next tu odder buuks. Anna ratzens can eatzen, tu!
dis iz very funny… bwahaha…
wait, Diane Duane? thatz amazing! I haz all YW books, and Iz obsessed. (understatement. really big understatement…)