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lolcat bible… now almost complete

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  1. megritz says:

    And on the third day Ceiling Cat saiz “Let there be cheezburgrs!”

  2. Allen says:

    It will be the first bible i ever read cover to cover XD

    • altosinger says:

      Eben all teh funneh naems?

    • Romeow says:

      Anom to dat, Allen.

    • kafleen says:

      Sumbodee gonna get mad an not like dis, Butt I say pleh to dem.

      Cuz u noe wutt? Menneh peepul wutt nebbur wud wunna reed teh Bibul an mebbeh misses owt on sum good stuffs will see it now.

      Here be joke furr u No-Humor Trolls:

      An old religious Kitteh was hungree, so vereh hungreh. :(

      She pray too God furr foods. She get hungrier an and hungrier an get louder an lowder wiff her pleedee prayurs!

      Sum nawtee kittehs walkin by her cottage an heer her cryin plees. Dem littul eers go back an dey say wiff nawtee glee: “Let’s play a trick an throw sum gooshie foods down teh chimbley an makes her tink is frum Ceelin Cat!!”

      So dey did.

      Well, u nebbur HERD such a racket! Dose nawtee kittehs lissunned wiff glee wile reelijus kitteh howled and thanked Ceeling Cat furr him ansur too hur prayurs!!!

      Den dem ol nawtee kittehs scratched on door an she ansurred an dem say all sarkasmikul: “Haha! Dat not Ceeling Cat, u crazy ol Cat! Dat wus Uzzums!”

      An she gabe dem dat “U big stoopy” look an say, “Oh, hunneh, teh Ceeleeng Cat SENT it, ebbbun if teh Cellar Cat DID fetch it!!!”

    • teenie says:

      me 2, Allen. not so grayt, akshullee…Ai needz 2 reed mor.

  3. Tidmum says:

    Thou shalt purrvide me with Nip an Gushifud.

  4. dpeddy says:

    “An Ceiling Cat sayed, Beholdt, the Urfs, I has it, An I has not eated it.30 For evry createded stufs tehre are the fuudz, to the burdies, teh creepiez, An teh mooes, so tehre. It happen. Iz good.”

    Genesis Lolspeak Bible

  5. whiskers says:

    on teh firs dai ceiling cat sed let tehr be sun fur to lai in. and tehr was sun and it was gud.

    on teh seknd dai ceiling cat sed turn off teh sun nao, ai wants to caterwaul, so teh sun was turnd off an it waz gud.

    on teh thurd dai ceiling cat sed makes teh othr animuls evn teh dog for tu hav somfin to chais, an tehr wer othr animuls an it waz gud.

    on teh forf dai ceiling cat napped. and all teh animuls luked at ceiling cat napping and thot about wakin him up but he flashd his pointy ends at them an they lef him lone and he napped on.

    on teh fif dai ceiling cat sed let tehr be hoomins to make teh cheezburgers an teh gooshie fud and fur teh pettins, an tehr wer hoomins an it was gud.

    on caturday ceiling cat eated of teh cheezburgers and teh gushy fud and purred.

    on teh sebenth dai ceiling cat sed, ohai ebryone, ai furgots to mak teh lan fur all of us to be on, so let tehr be lan. and tehr was lan an it was gud.

    kthxbai

  6. New Dude says:

    Awesomz, dont eatz teh forbiden cheezburger!

  7. Jack Deth says:

    Wuttebber Kitteh
    seez, beelawngz 2 eevurr he
    or she!… Unnurrstandz?

    Cheezburgr shalt nawt
    beez cookd less tahn Meedee~um
    Rayr. Dat’z Kitteh Law!

    Peetza iz awllso
    a deelishuss tribbyoot, but
    Kitteh keepz t3h Bawkz!

    Awll Bagz awn t3h Floar
    arz fayr gaym. Kitteh needz sum
    Cassillz 2 attakk! :-)

    Jack.

  8. munky says:

    Furtha proof dat LOLcats have run out of funny

    • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

      munkee – yoo ar rong. It’z getting funnier alla da tiem!!

      • kitkay says:

        I agreez. Maybee yoo is teh won hoo has runn outta funn.
        So menny kindz ob funny here—-cee phileep d. Beeker’s comint—ICHC brings a smile 2 my fase! Ebbry day!

    • kafleen says:

      Ur post, u mean?

    • Feelionophiliac says:

      Sum peepul, wen tehy see wondrous natchural byootee, see onlee teh munneez tehy kud maak exployting it in sum waa.
      Sum peepz, wen tehy see a liddul behbeh, see onlee a helplus, yuslus mowf 2 feed.
      Sum trollz, wen tehy see a kyoot exampul uv sweet, trusting interaktshun between teh kitteh an itz hoomin staff, (whitch natshuralee bringz a smyle 2 teh faas uv a cheezpeep) iz disapoynted bkuz it nawt ROFLMAOOMG funneh.
      *sigh*
      Wen u hab 2 eksplaan sumting liek dis, der izzunt mutch poynt, so 2 doo.

    • Suze says:

      Teh trolls, deh alweys b wid u….

    • woozled says:

      *steps out of LOLCat-land*
      munky –
      God laughs. (S)He must have a sense of humor, if you need proof just look at a naked human. Or a platypus. Or that Emu a couple pictures back.
      .
      We consider it a virtue if a person can laugh at themselves. If God has all virtues, this must be one of them.
      .
      We laugh WITH, not AT.
      .
      Peace be with you.
      .
      *steps back into of LOLCat-land*
      .
      Loox lyke SUMbuddy needs a kitteh snorgle!!!

      • munky says:

        Mayhap I merely prefer my LOLCats secular and atheist.

        Just as I prefer my LOLSpeak to be somewhat funny and not mere mispelled babytalk.

        As for being a troll, you all need to head down to the A Life Shop and Get One – I’ve been a poster on this site – with much funny – for some time past; that I haven’t contributed recently makes me more a lurker than a troll methinks.

        As to ‘God’, meh – okay if you want to believe that, but don’t force it into areas where it doesn’t belong.

        What hue and cry there would be if the caption was ‘Prophet Cat prefers you write Allah’s final revelation on lamb shoulder blade bones’ – not least of course from the more humourless sectors of the religious world; yes, you, Mr Taliban, we’re talking about you…

        Never knew that Ceiling Cat was a Jebus freak – I prefer my LOLCats funny and disrespectful and agnostic.

        Remember, every time you kill a kitten, god masturbates…

      • munky says:

        PS Have five kittehz, so snorgling not a problem…

    • Tessie says:

      I donut thinkz so, but if yoo donut like it, maybe yoo should go do sumthing that you DO like.

  9. Tessie says:

    I donut no where this Ceiling Cat lives, but I’m gessing it’z sumware cold. I haz almost never seen sutch thick, plush fur.

  10. wiztracy says:

    Da way I seez it. If yous reed the LozBible and it makes u saiz “Hey, dis Ceeling Cat, he nice, I guesses.” then lolzBible do itz job. Jus like realz Bibble.

  11. kitkay says:

    wii R teh hands ob ceeling cat—bringing his/hurr goodniss 2 urff. (an opening cans ob gushi fuds 4 kittehz)—-wiff R ‘posable fumbs.

    • Romeow says:

      Wif a gud conscience our onwee sure reward,
      wif history teh final judge ov our deeds,
      let us go forth to lead teh land we lub (ICHC),
      asking Kitteh’s blessing and Kitteh’s halp,
      but knowing dat heer on earff Ceiling Cat’s work must trooly be our own.

  12. belledancer19 says:

    If ai has a submishin fur teh Lolcats Bibul, hoo doo ai send it too?

    Tere is a Ceiling Cat, so tere haz to be a Floor Cat, rite? He probly haz teh blakest blak furrs wif red eyz. Floor Cat haz gots teh 666 on himself sumwares, too. Dats how u noes he is teh Floor Cat. But nawt all kittehs wif blak furrs is ebil, most is very gud. Teh Floor Cat is ebil, hee dont look owt fur teh kittehs liek Ceiling Cat duz. He look owt fur himselfs. He eateded all teh taysteeist an goodest fud.

    • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

      Teh link iz poasted under teh pikshur.

    • woozled says:

      Cellar Cat iz teh evil. Wee iz on teh floor. Teh vykinks kald it Midgard… in teh middul… between Cellar an Ceiling.

    • Tessie says:

      Purrhaps Floor Cat iz not eebil, but manifests (pawifests) eebil impulses of kittehs, like bringing haf-ded mangled baby burds into howse? I donut fink Floor Cat is blak kitteh, I fink he iz invizibibble, like when you find borked vase or poop outside of littabox… Floor Cat iz NOT THERE!

      Or purrhaps Floor Cat iz virtyoous, but rulez over bad karma for eebil peeple, those hoo treet kittehs badly (I sure HOPE there’s bad karma in store for them!).

      Theologee razes sum interesting kwestchuns, duzzn’t it?

      • Cantate says:

        me tink not Floor Cat but Basement Cat. We iz all on da floor wen we iz not on da counterz or da bookshelves.

  13. kafleen says:

    I feels sorry furr dem wutt not unnurstanns teh symbolism ub Ceeling Cat and all teh uddur metaphors. :(

  14. Suze says:

    agnostic kitteh sez “i no noes n u no noes either!!1!!” Sez LOLcat bibul ritten by hoomans….agnostic kitteh sez no flood, just sink clogged!!11!! Agnostic kitteh snarl off 2 post on richarddawkins.net….

  15. Wolverine Girl says:

    Iz it teh LOLBible or teh BibLOL? Mah tu kittehs iz havings relijus argumint abowt it. We iz havings feeline hloly warz.

  16. nismo says:

    ceiling cat has the cutest little paws

  17. Luche says:

    Shouldn’t that be “Biblol”?

  18. Lontri says:

    The cat looks like one of the two cats my family used to have when i was just a little girl<3

  19. Rik says:

    iz celing cat in disguis, becuas looks difrent from reel celing cat (http://icanhascheezburger.com/2008/02/13/funny-pictures-ceiling-cat-creates-man/)

    or maiby is proffet for celing cat. plz clearif… cralif… expln, becuas us followrz of celing cat ar naow confuzzled.

    • two_kittehs says:

      Ceiling cat appearz to beleefers in manneh diffurrent formz.
      True beleefers doez not question deh wisdum of ceiling cat.

  20. kag says:

    This part need alcaps. I hold shif kee for u.

  21. Moses wif a cheezburger says:

    I can has feline inspiration?


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