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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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And on the third day Ceiling Cat saiz “Let there be cheezburgrs!”
…And teh cheezburgerz shall have NO PICKLZ!
Foar picklz iz abommy-nayshun unto kitteh’s gestive systemz.
and NO UNYINZ! kitteh’s do not want unyin bref.
—speshully wif toona. (Toona-unyin bref is teh pleh.)
yea, but it tasets soooo gud….
Troo, if u liek unyins. Mah hubby duz! I oanly liek dem cookd.
O hai altosinger, Ai lykes ur naym. Iz relevant 2 mai intrists.
Ai bin singin alto sins ai wuz 7…dat’s a looong time, an ai’m not tellin HOW long!
i lieks yr name tu. iz relevant tu mai teachin. Iz soprino singer, tho.
Cantate
Me 2, mai partnur is an altosinger! A bery gud 1.
Lettus kompromize an get a side uv unyun rings. Then anybody who wants one can… kareful! They’re hot!
[owie]
MMMmmm…
No Unyinz?? Waaaaa!
Sum kittehz lurvz teh unyinz, n picklz, n lettus, n tomaato… (dis kud b a lawng list!) tingz dat udder kittehs tink r teh pleh!
4 meh: mmmmmmmmmmmmm! Nom, nom, nom!
Teh onlee trik iz 2 hab yur sweetee eet sum 2! Den no wun karez abowt bref, n u kan njoy teh deelishush fudz(!) n smootching teh sweetee!
wutt a sneekee twik, Feeli!
Dats wut I du, tu! Nise tu know Im nawt alone~!
Ware’s Shera (kitteh vet) to remind us dat onions r bad fur real kittehs?
Shera waz alwais there to halp us b better slaves to our kittehs. And, she alwais did it in a nice way.
Shera…ware iz u?
*putts on teh pretteh littul Shera mask*
Um, grapes bee bad too!
/runs off
Ancient Xristian myth says wen Satan left Garden garlic arose in hez left footyprint, an onion in de right footyprint.
An dat is why onion an garlic are poisson to higher lifeferms lik kettehs.
yes, she DID doo it in a nice way.
Yes!! Yoo red mai mind. Ai wuz just wondering where Shera (kitteh vet) is. I noticed, wunz, taht when ai asked fur sumwun, they wud suddenlee appeer.
Ai thot fur a wile taht iz wuz mai powerful majik - but - purrhaps they ar just lurking beucuz they ar too bizzy to jump in, and they tehy see they ar missed. So they appear.
Cud bee.
I’m going wif ur powerful majik.
Dere is no dout in my mynd that HanetCanHas4Kittehs alzo has reely relly powerfull majik. Skeery grate, ackshully!
Yu oar inspiring, JanetCanHas4Kitteh!
erk! I meen *J*anetCanHas4Kittehs.
I needs sum Ceiling Cat guidance foar my hand!
:red:
oops! uv kors I meent
nawt :red:
Hooboi!
am-nommy-nayshun
Ai gots am-nommy-nayshun fur a Okscar. Let me show you it.
‘kay:))
Congradumacashuns megritz!!!
Wut can wii dew to sellabrating ur kwikknesses?
i’ll take foar cheezburgerz, plz
Gud idea!! Cheezburgerz 4 ebbery1!!!
yew want friez wif dat? uv corse yew do.
And a sody-pop? cumming up.
Dees iz homemade burgerz & friez. All made to order, so yew
each gettingz exacery wut u wanting.
Wii haz plenty of deh toppingz–
picklez, onyunz, lettus, extra cheez, catsup, musterd, howsumeber
yu b wanting it, thatz wut u getz.
Nummy!
Wut dans r we doin? Sumfin liek Pomp n Syrcumstans?
O hai, megritz. Niyce to see yoo way up thar. An - celebratoreee cheezburgerz!!! Wai dint we ebber think ov this befoar!!1!
Ai luvs teh cheezburgerz - so - ai’ll happilee munch this wun down fur YOO!!!
Nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom. Yum!!!!
Okthx, but i prefer wun of me to da cheezburgrs rite naow.
doesn’t look like the ceiling cat papercraft?
http://www.boingboing.net/2008/03/13/papercraft-ceilingca.html
WANT! But i no has printer =(
that’s what’s kinko’s is for !!!
Wun ob mai frenz hab dis paper kut-owt instawlld undur a shelf in der offis. Wuns itz putted togedder, it lukz a liddel liek a kitteh head lukking down, but u get wut u payz 4.
*snerk*
Ai wanna put dis up in teh breezeway/porch uv mai howse…dere haz bin a ladee walkin into howsez arownd heer iffen she fyndz a dor unlokt, en teh breezway duzzent hav a dor dat loks…maybee hav a syne dat sez “ceiling cat is watching you” so iffen dat ladee cums heer she wil b lyke “ohnoes” en not try to get in teh howse. Or at leest it wil b teh phunnee fr teh noozpaypr boy.
Sounds laik a gud idea to meee. *snikur*
I’m thinking “animated ceiling cat” for haloween
An wen tehm Jerhover’s Witlesses comz rown, u juss poynt up an sai “S’OK, am alreddy cuvvered, thxbai!”
It will be the first bible i ever read cover to cover XD
Eben all teh funneh naems?
Anom to dat, Allen.
Amen?
an awl teh hoo begats wich cats?
witchcatz? dere b witchcats? Duz u meen deh catz dat travel wif
teh witchez? or catz dat b witchez?
Mmm wichy catz ar gud fun. Wicheez luvs dere kittahs, troo.
i meend “whoo begat whom” lists ob endless geneology
ahh teh peddy greez.
do kitteh care about peddy greez? ai wish to know.
Tehy carez moar taht tehy r feeded gud, tehy cares not for teh relidjun ov teh hyoomin. An sum ov teh wytchees luvs tehr kittehs moar tehn teh non-wychees.
.
A goggie sez: “Teh hyoomin gibs mee gushiefud, an taeks teh poops
wehn wee goez wawkees (or at least damned well better!), an skritches meh… He (She) must bee Gawd.”
.
But teh kitteh sez: “Teh hyoomin gibs mee gushiefud, an taeks teh poops frum my litturzboks, an skritches meh… Ai must bee Gawd.”
tehy cares bout teh petty greez :))
dey noes dey alredy haz petty greez cause dey cats.
Cantate
Sumbodee gonna get mad an not like dis, Butt I say pleh to dem.
Cuz u noe wutt? Menneh peepul wutt nebbur wud wunna reed teh Bibul an mebbeh misses owt on sum good stuffs will see it now.
Here be joke furr u No-Humor Trolls:
An old religious Kitteh was hungree, so vereh hungreh.
She pray too God furr foods. She get hungrier an and hungrier an get louder an lowder wiff her pleedee prayurs!
Sum nawtee kittehs walkin by her cottage an heer her cryin plees. Dem littul eers go back an dey say wiff nawtee glee: “Let’s play a trick an throw sum gooshie foods down teh chimbley an makes her tink is frum Ceelin Cat!!”
So dey did.
Well, u nebbur HERD such a racket! Dose nawtee kittehs lissunned wiff glee wile reelijus kitteh howled and thanked Ceeling Cat furr him ansur too hur prayurs!!!
Den dem ol nawtee kittehs scratched on door an she ansurred an dem say all sarkasmikul: “Haha! Dat not Ceeling Cat, u crazy ol Cat! Dat wus Uzzums!”
An she gabe dem dat “U big stoopy” look an say, “Oh, hunneh, teh Ceeleeng Cat SENT it, ebbbun if teh Cellar Cat DID fetch it!!!”
I wuds reed it iffs it waz ritten liek dat.
Let’s put ur hoofs togedder fur Kafleen.
Or paws, iffs dat’s awl u gots.
*muffled claps frum sawftee paws*
Aw, tanks
an ai ad mai *muffled claps from floofy whyte paws* too!!!
*smoo*Janet
luks like wee shoed inklude dis in teh parablols.
Mary, has I ebbur tole u I lub u?
I doo.
<3 M.O.S.
happi St. Patrix dai to ebbrybuddy. Dun 4get to wair teh green tomorrrrrrow. espeshully mayweeo sweepea
yes, wooden wanta gets pinched, datz wai i wearz teh grn ice.
i aer nawt irsh (moselee the skottish & fronsch in teh heinz 57 mix) but eberybodee getz to be Irsh toodae!
ritebakacha, kafleen!