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Uh oh. Teh mini-blinds gotted me into a mini bind.
LOL! Very very funny!
I see no chance of abort.. retry is out of question… leaves only one thing.
FAIL.
Why no retry? Get stuk agin, yay!
con-cat-ulashuns, DtCC, on yur mos eggscellent nawt sekund!
Ai can’t stai an chat todai (gotta go to werks an tehn a funeral), but I bringed sum munchies left ober frum mai danz last nite. An cawfee - yur faborite kine, whateber it iz.
Whut kind of danz mai we du for yoo?? - I can at leest go to werks danzing (which wuld be teh win!)
Tanks ever so much! Can we dance round and round and round in circles singing “Blinded by teh lite”?
revved up like a Deuce, another runner in the night….
Alternit kapshin:
“Ai ment to do dat.”
yah.
I tewtullie ment to do dat.
Congrajeelashuns!! Good nawt secund capshun!!
I LUBBBS BBTL!
*donkee kicks up heels wiff glee*
Con cats on FTW!
CNTRL - ALT - DELETE
Ai toadally ment to do taht!
Sais Dignitteh Kitteh. Dey alwais ment to do taht. Dignitteh Kitteh alwais do tihngs wiht grate porposefulmess. He iz noable creechur. Hah.
Anudder Windoze error
LOL. I love this reply! I can’t believe it got overlooked!
LOL!!!!!
ROFL!
fienlly we see y kitteh’s tan luukd striepy an uneeven.
Epic Fail.
omg, i thawt mai angel kitteh rumpelteazer wuz teh onlee kitteh hoo fayled at olimpic minni blind klymbing!1 teh tthings ai lerns on ichc!
LOL ai NEW dat wuz a sport! Mai kittehs duz dat 2!
I hadda block dis piktur, lessen id gib mai bebe ketteh idears. Her playz wit de blinds, no kneeds two klimbing dem. I puts toebasko sauce on dem.
She goes NOMMY!
Lol, that looks so funny!
Gud Moanin cheez peeps! Hao u iz?
Gud Mornin(afternoon in TTI) Rosie,
ai r fyne.How bowt yoo?
Jess wrassled wib teh hare an teh straytners-meddieevil tortshure instrooment!!
Hadz mai lawng lokks cut orf lass week after 30 odd yeerz ob beein teh walkin haystak!
Ai had teh big 40h in jannuwary an frot it wuz tyme tew hab a chaynge ob immidge..
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Gots tew looze teh wayte nao-H.R.T putted ober 2 stone on me in 2 yeerz + teh extry ai had enneeway dus nawt ekwall teh figger ai ar aspyirin tew!!
Concatulashuns on teh gnu haredid! Ai bet it luks pur…prt…Nice!
Concats on nawt 39yo birfdae 2! (ai uzed 2 beh nawt 39
) lolz
Ai needz 2 lozez teh wait 2. Wut duz teh “stonez” tranzlatezz 2 in teh
Amareikan weight thingie 4 teh hyoomins?
A stoen is 14 powns. Dunno wut it is in keelos, but it sowns a lawt hevvier!
thx 4 info on teh stoenz! ai gess ai wae elebentee 100 den?? lollz
10 kilo ekwels 22 pownd so mite sown bedda. Hoo still teks hrt? naow they sez not so gud aftrawl. syuntz ar amazng. chanj myns awl teims bowt wutz gud 4 us.
Rememmer, 39 is da drinkin birfday uv yur votin ayj! (R iz dat da votin birfday uv yor drinkin ayj? I furget.)
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Also, Tidmum, rememmer dat HRT is temperaree to git yoo thru wurstest furstest simptums, nawt fur da rest uv yur lief!!!
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Yay fur noo hairdids! Noo imij is da bestest! Noo start!! Yay!
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I had me a showr. Ahhhh.. got all da sir juree marks off me, as well as da horspital stench. Heelin si goin good, slept good (yay fur Davocet!) still doin good! I instreeged to see hao ma helf chanjis frum dis…
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2 stones? Hmmm, cut owt soda, tayk a walkee, hav a salad R too… Den see hao yoo go.
Ohai onceajinx,
Glad yew is geddin a bid ob normalitee bak.It feels gud tew hab teh shower an bee feelin fresh an kleen-Hospiddle smell an jerms am teh Pleh.!!
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Fank CC HRT am temperaree!Wuz hard tew desyde if wuz teh rite fing,but teh bone densitee in layter yeerz beez importint.
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As fer teh diet,ai hab awlwayz been careful bowt maykin teh rite fud choyses. Ai wuz brot up on helfee hoam mayde fud,little in teh way ob suggarz an bad fingz.Ai doan drink teh suggaree drinkeys-ai doan lyke dem.
Ai eeben stopped teh milk an shugger in cawfee 25 yeerz ago!!Itz jess nawt fayre dat ai luk at fud an it goes strayt awn teh hips an ebereeware else!!
Teh exerzizin bees an ongoin fing + Ai walk lots,speshully wib mai Daddehs Goggiez-himz knee replaycement borked sew him carnt do eet mush nao.Ai walked dem fur past 2 yeerz.Runnin rown teh feeld wib 2 Dalmayshuns am eggsaustin,but gud fur teh waistline an mai spirit.
Ai jess keep doin mai best.Teh results am slowly apeerin.
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Jess renember nawt tew ober doo fings onceajinx,yew muss tayke gud kaer ob yawself.Ai hoap dat yew helf improovs tew.
Gud Mornin Rosie! Gud Afternun Tidmum!
Ai’z got a moment of calm at teh work, so thot Ai’d stop by ICHC an see whut wuz goin awn.
Wow - congrats Tidmum on cutting orf yur hares - iz alwaiz tuff to maek a big change liek taht!
Ai, tu, haz to looze teh wayte - iz nawt teh HRT but similar helth issuez taht put awn a bunch of pounds (nawt teh monies pounds - taht wuld sumfing nawt to lose!) but maor liek 3-4 stone. Haz bin nawt gud cuppla yeers fur teh wayte loss program. Seems maor liek wayte gain program!
Whee! my project is dun fur teh moment. Nao I haz to drive to a funeral…bleh.
Ai lawst 2 anahaf stoen bai replaysin werk wit teh jim! Ai wis poorly sik at teh tym an ekspekted to put wate awn - but Ai thort; if Ai has to be ill, Ai’s gonna be skinny wit it! Helped me stai positiv an coep wit teh not nys treetment. An nao Ai is awl bedder an much teh syz an shayp Ai wuz wen a finished Uni - not bad for a no-longer 40 yr old!
Ohai PB2K, Ambercat an Rosie,
Ai haytes teh wayt gain fing.Ai fink ai wud lyke a diet dat meens ai kin eet awl teh gud fingz in lyfe an nawt put teh poundz awn.Hmmm,perhaps D’Beaker Labs cud dew sum reeserch awn dis wun!!
Teh noyyin fing iz,ai eet nawt mush crap fud an berree little dairy.-lo fat wen ai dus.
Helf prollumz in awl ob us hab cawsed moast ob owr wayt issues.Nawt Fair!!
Hoap dat yaw helf prollumz am in teh past nao awl ob yew.We jess gotta try an lukk after owrselfs as helfilee an positiblee as we can.
Gotta go shoppin an bissitin nao. Ai chek bak layter.
Hab fun.
P.s Rosie,ai awlwayz gib teh 5 burgerz tew awl,muss be a troll owt der. Pleh!!
Ai didunt chaynj wut Ai eeted, jus eggzersized moer - taht wus wy Ai put teh wate awn; ate lyk Ai still warked an sykulled ebbereewher wen akchully Ai moestly sat awn mai bum! So Ai kik-started mai metabolism (Ai swaer it swiched orf awn mai furtiest burfdai!) tehn Ai got bak into teh habit ob warkin an sykullin, an sumtyms swimmin an odder stuff. Ai trai to run but Ai’m nawt verree gud at it! Still, got to trai agin, reddy fore teh “Rayce fore Lyf” in joon
Gud Afturnune, Tidmum, ‘moarning, Rosie, an teh rest ob teh cheezkomunity!
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Ai iz okiedokie 4 beein undurkaffinated (ai sleept in).
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Hmm…. 2 stone iz 28 pounds…. 28 Pounds iz abowt US$56… so Tidmum, u cud jus maek teh chek owt 2 “Cash” foar $56an send it 2 mee at yur erliest cinvov… comfeem… az suun az u can, an’ tehn *taadaaa!* u will haz lawst yur 2 stone!!
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Iz MAJIK!! ::): (iz taht teh smiley? iz sposta be teh smiley.)
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(Awn sekund fawt, teh US$ iz heddin daown teh crapper, soe cud u send it in pounds oar euros? Ai r plannin a trip 2 yur side ob teh pond, ebry yibble bit heps.)
Dang it! Hao u maek teh smiley?
: - )
colon or semi colon for teh eyes
dash for teh nose
closed parenthesis or sumpin else closed like bracket for smile/frown
O Hai. Just wanted to say - also zooming thru - bee careful wehn using teh smilee in ta (sentince enclosed liekt this) at the end, ai meen. Becuz teh “)” ruins it.
Teh BEEG smielee
is : D
OK, soe teh bazic smiley wif noe ‘hey, dis iz a smiley’ markz lyke on anuvver bord ai vizit… Ai fawt u hadz to go : : or [] or fumfing araownd tehm.
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Ai am stoopid agen 2day.
Woozled - ‘mouse’ over wun - eet will show yu how to ‘make’ eet! Lyk, put yur pointur obber dat smiley/laff up dere……. eet will show you : lol: (all smushed togevver)… or, iffen yu wanted tu, yu culd jes ‘copy/paystey’ eet!
or - 
O hai, 3heathens. Taht duzzn’t werk fur mee. Ai has traied klicking awn them - but = nuffink. But - ai has teh Mac. Purrhaps itz diffrunt.
O hai, JanetKinHazMulteepulKittehs!!
Ai didn’t fink uv dat - ai haz XP…. So, when you point yur mowsi obber teh fayces, eet duzzint ’show’ you nuffink? ai didn’t no dat! Humm…. iz sumpfink tu pawndur….
ai haz teh win xp an ai no seez nuffin eeder. ai haz teh sadnuss
Ai haz XP alzotoo… duz u uze Intertube Exploder? Ai uze teh Fireyfoxxy an ai seez nuffin wehn ai moose ober tehm 2.
May we have a lesson on how to get a nice avatar again, please?
I tried wordpress, but it wanted a bunch of information, or I was at
the wrong place, and then I got on Zwinky and Smiley Central, which duzzen’t work for me at all, and now both won’t vacate my toolbar. I haz an arrugh!
I want to play, too! But either I’m not playing wif a full deck,
or the instructions are under the couch.
I bukmarked da last playsis we had dat showd smilees…
http://forum.aufeminin.com/forum_f3_Blablas_Vous_auriez_pas_toute_la_liste_des_smiley_que_l_on_peut_faire_sur_ce_site_.html
Wuz wun, den:
http://www.chem.uky.edu/research/grossman/unicode.html
Had sum…
Thank you kindly. I’ll try again.
f.r.
Uhhhhh, its French. (Some things I am able to figure out, but I didn’t see what I was looking for.) The other website shows up as symbols but not avatars on my computer.
However, I do thank you for responding. Very kind of you. Something will turn up or I’ll meet a pooter genius to help me make something up.
Thanks again. f.r.
Imstrukshins?
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IMSTRUKSHIMS?!?!
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Wee don’ knead noes steenkiong imstrunkshums!
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(Hao u reed doze fingz ennywaiz?)
LOL! That SO reminds me of Garfield gettin stuck in d binds time n again!
Wai duz ai awlwaes get teh lo cheezburger countz?
Ai confuse-uld bowt dat…
Duz ai duz sumpin rong?
No, Rosie,….is trolls….(see below, I bee makin fun ub wun particular kind, teh
Care Troll)
Dey cum along and gobbull owr burrgurs for habbin fun and lubs and stuff, raddur
dan jus making quick funnies an moving along, cause dey doan like owr fribbolitees, or mebbee cuz dey is juss feelin hateful, or cuz dey has dere pants on backwurds or sum uddur stoopee reesun. Doan chew wurree….if u gets LOTS ub
low votes, dats wen u prollee sed sumpin rude or bad, an I doan think u’d doo dat.
O Noez, Rosie!!! Teh lo cheezburger kowntz kumz frum teh jeelus troll wut lurkz arownd ICHC, seeking 2 kawz peepul 2 wundur wut iz going awn. Ai hab newz 4 teh jeelus trollz: Jeelusee iz SOOOOO unbekuming.
Go Wai!!
K? Thx
BAI!!
Oh, hai, fren! {{{fren}}}} <3
O Hai, fren!!
{{{Kafleen}}}
Wee gotta maak shur taht teh nastee trollz don diskuraj nyss folkz liek Rosie, Kafleen. Thanx u 4 yur kleber ansur 2 hur konsurn. Rosie sed sum kyoot kommentz 2 tihs silleh pikshur, but ai betz taht she tinkz teh wurld uv u n yur kommentz, liek teh rest ob us doo.
*hoofs toogeddur*
Dats so nice…..