( I feel flatter than Alyssa Milano’s career - oh, wait, there she is, doing movies on lifetime )

nah, kitteh wifout posable fums can ackshulee uze teh fone. I knows dat kuz mai kitteh acksidentlee uzed teh speed dile on mai fone wantz. Kalled mai dokter by mistaek!

Congratulashuns to ICanHasAnne, Cormac, and Oh Spooky Adrian!!!
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I am surprized dat teh dansin habs nawt commenced. So offen, it seems liek teh same peeps get teh nawt furst comments, and nao we hab (to teh bestest ov mah limited nollege) 3 noo nawt second commenters, and none ov dem freaked owt and yelled “FURST!”
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Here’s an ofishal pat on teh bak.
*pat, pat, pat*
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I’m sure dat soon, moar peeps will arrive. Until then, I’ll start dansin to
“Halp meh if u can I’m feelin down”
“And I do appreshiate u bein round”
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*wiggle wiggle slyde turn*
*jump kick turnaround*
*puts on shades to luk cool*
*walks off teh danse floor*
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Congratulashuns!

cawlin helicat tew da rescoo!

momcat

O fanks, tinks i needz painkillar!

{{{{onceajinx}}}}}}} hoeps yu feelz bettah soon.
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…and thank you muchlee for serving our country.

I hopez U feelz betterz soon
{{{{onceajinx}}}}

Tanx! Ya, timez iz chaynjin, an dey seein moar gurrls, so et leest we kin get seen nao!

Bestest part uv VA Wilshurrrr iz dey R sooo close to UCLA Med Skool dat da Va iz a teechin horspital fur dem! So da VA staffs is berree berree good!

Da merjensee room was interesting, purtee kleen, an had sum OMG peeps dat caymed fru der… LA gits a LAWT uv homeless, and over 60% uv da homeless IZ vetrins…. Dis wun guy, ooh, I wuz itchin… he wuz parantlee homelss, and STRONGLEE needed thorazeen. Skeeree/funnee to heer him yell et da nurses, but he paraentlee caymed der a fyoo times… Wurstest part, he wuz getting treetment fur scaybeez…. Dey had him inna room, an put awn paypurr robes an hats an gluvs an awl dat…. Eeeek! He didun wanna tayk a showr so dey cood put da meds awn him, he kep callin dem murderers! It kinda mayd me laff, but I was soo sad an felt so sorree for him too, dat hims brayn wuz so sad an mixt up…

But after ma sirjurrreee, da room dey taked me to wuz onlee wun bed, an had a view uv da oshun way owt acrosst Santa Monica… Berree purtee. An a priyvit baff an teevee an da nurses wood come prettee kwik wen yoo ringed da ringer… Iz mostlee da active dutee horspitals whuts are so berree bad, cuz dey nawt funded alone, but thru whuteber base dey iz at, so dey nawt git so much munnees. Dis playce NAWT Waltr Reed! It as good as NE uther horspital I bin in as far as kleen, but it so big dat it gettin ungaynlee.

We cood yooz anudder 50 VA horspitals all ober da Staytes, cuz da WWII vets is reellee old, da Vitnim vets is all sik, an nao da GW vets R coming in droves…. Iz gonna git moar crowded….

Fanx to Fern an Hayzel, da singin is a beeeg halp! An no paddlin on da sore spots, tanks, dey is dooin gud kitteh massaj awn me, no payns in da glood togedder bits!

I also got Darvon fur payn, it halps me sleep, so no payn! I wuz bummin et da end in da horspital, cuz howebber mush morfeen dey gayved me, it did neerlee nuffin fur da payns I had! But after my Darvon nap, I’m feelin neerlee alyve agin!

I tayked sum pitchers, da jooree is owt still on which looks wurser, my tummy R my arms!! Wun arm iz gots brooziz frum writs to elbos, and de udder is wurser dan dat! Tummee just gots 4 inch long booboos whut dey sooper glood shut! Awl da stitches R insyde!

Ah’m tinkin I mite get bedder frum summa my uther prawblims nao, iz lawng storee… We will see!
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O, Tidmum, I is soooo sad to heer dat yoo has to wayt an wayt fur doctur, I HAYT dat!!! It duz mayk me wunder wher IZ awl dat funding fur da helf system goin? Mite need to has reform uv penshun an munnee giveaway purrrograms, skeeree time dooring, but beddar after if dun rite…
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Ya, da jerm an dirt problums in da horspitals is skeeree! An I’m a beeg chikun bowt jerms an bacteereeyuh in my own home, so beein rown evreebuddee elsis jerms had ma angzi yeti awn edj!

Wun ting dey sed in horspital wuz dey liek peeps to go home sooner, cuz dey’re yoost to der own jerms, so is sayfer as lawng as dey has sumwun to halp dem an feelin spry enuff to go home so soon! I must say, ma hubbee bin a reel awesum man dooreeng awl dis!