wut tyme izzit?

i haz 8 oklolcklok

thankz, BamaHern. Wud yoo beleve ai nebber saw this befoar?? so funneh.

hao cum iz still 8 oclawk? ai gots it writ down

joi 2 u, JCH4!
u gno teh “Bama” part o mai moniker.
f u gnew teh Hern part, u wood haz anudder hintz
(Eccles cud tell),
akshul,
iz sprized teh peepz fum teeny-tiny Ingerland ain’t
spotted mii 4 a “hern”
hopin’ tehy duz!
obskweritty: hoo kan sai hau munch tehre iz?

jamamamamamamama, f u wanz it 2 b a differmint tiem,
herez wut 2 doo -
getz a pencickle adn a paperz….

Ai know yoo has said taht befoar. But ai seems to bee struk wif the stoopee. Ai don’t even know how to begin to figgur it out. An eccles iz nawt a beeg halp, since ai see him today fur the verree furst time.

Yoo meen - ai shud go ak an luk agian?? Ai mite see sumthing??

An wai teh peeple frum TTI? Aaaargh - ai am suffereing heer!!! Ai needs better hintz!!!! Ai grately feer yoo ar falwing into wun am mai menee hyoooj Kulchur Gaps!!!

ohai
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u iz vry happy-makin!
i iz “BamaHern”
i iz a Hern fum Bamalama
i b-cummed a “Hern” wen i wuz stil lbbin n Bamalama
dis iz berry obskewer (butt nawt 2 teh teeny-tiny Engerland
peeps - aks dem 2 b heplin awt)
Eccles & Bluebottles iz klews.
herez moar klewz (i tryz 2 heplz!):
Goons
Henry Crun
Minnie Bannister
Ray Ellington
Max Geldray
Harry Secombe
Red Herring
Iztiyred Obdis
Hopedis B’Helpin

*hand hed in shayme* Ai noo it. ai beleef yoo ar in wun ov mai beeg Kulchure Gaps. Yoo see - ai started out lief as an opera singer an ai nebber reelee paid much attenshun to enething else.

an tehn ai lived in austria an jermanee an italee fur menee years. Ai can tell yoo awl about moovies wif Hans Moser an Romy Schneider an Peter Alexander. But. . .*sniff*

Ok - google is mai frend. Ai will try.

nawt to hang yr hed in shaime!!! oh noes!!! dun tink for wun teeny moment any ob us has a clue wat himz is tawkin about……. (no offenz BH)

ai fink der mite be a banjo on mai nee in heer sumwhere

musikz (mozely instrementical) iz teh luv ub mai!!
doez u haz dat reel high roof 2 yer mouf?
(aksin n awe - i lieks 2 sing but i kantz do dat!)
adn no shame b recumendeded! - srsly - f it iz,
i b takin it - i b claimin severe, delibrit, obmuskewritity!
i gno teh cheezpeepz gitz lawtz ub teh obcureeteez,
butt mai sister (a lurker) says i posts lotz ub “congersation-
stopperz). iz mozely teh rilly obskurez.
sumtiemz, ebben i dunt git it!

yew kin stop teh conbersasian innytyme…….. weee can allus pik up teh pieces!!

oh ai cayme frum bamalama wit teh banjo awn mai nee…….. goin to lusiana, mai tru lub 4 to see…….. (ennymore an wud be redundnant)

Wai yes, ai think ai do. Tho - gigglolz - ai’m nawt shur what teh otter peepl has. Ai wuz sorta a lyric soprano wif sum coloratura. Mai roels were thngs liek Sophie in Rosenkavalier, Rosina inBarber ov Seville (back wen wuz still nermallee dun bai a soprano), Oscar in Masked Ball, Gilda in Rigoettto, Lauretta in Gianni Schicchi - that kind of thing.

Nao - AWL ov teh peepl yoo list ar connected to teh Goon Show.

So - taht, at leest, iz a start.

Shud ai now bee lukin fur teh Hern within teh show sumwhere???

Now - ai did find a Rick Hern noo is - so it says - a well known moosichun. But he seems to live in O Hai O.

Haz children in an band called teh Hern Brothers.

*sigh* Ai watched teh clip yoo browt again. It’s eben funnier teh second tiem thru. But ai ar nawt eny cloaser tahn ai wuz!!!

JCH4
iz verrrry goonish!
i played teh R&R inna ’70s (also orchestra, an sanguin teh
chorus) b 4 i started inna careeeeer n puters & skiencske.
U can prolly singz moar hi tahn i kan heer!
butt i b willin!

Yoo ar menshining puters fur teh furst tiem!! Ai - hmmm - ai did figyure out fur whom yoo werkz frum teh last clooz yoo left. Teh wun wif the letterz.

Ai is form TeenyTiny Ingerland, an familyar wit teh Goon Show an Ai hasn’t a kloo wut Bamahern is torkin abowt! Teh best ai can add is “Hern” wus a Merkin karakter, furst yused in the Goon show in a skech cawled “Crayzee Peepl”, an awlso a term yused for Merkins (lyk “Merkin” awn ICHC!)
So “Bama” for Alambama an “Hern” for Merkin an pawsibbly awlso crayzee - duz taht get us ennee further in reveelin Bamahern’s Troo Identitty?!

O hai, Ambercant Ai duzznt’ noe, but it soundz a lot bedder tahn enething wee cayme up wif. Taht cud well bee it. Now - hau wud we find the Crayzee Peepl skethc??

hmmmm. becaem a hern in Bamalama.
thot dat myta ment twas a “she’ and gotted marreed to a hern. Boviouslee, nawt teh case. mebbee Brit expat came to Merika lived in Bamalama.

is a widdle, rappd in a enema, hidden in miseree - oar sumfink lk taht!

2 goonish peepz fum Teeny Tiny Ingerland, a Goon Show
fan fum the Big Ole Stoopy Hernland (aka usa) iz called
a “hern”
wen WWII wuz fresh onna mienz ub BBC censors, dey
frauned on maekin teh funz on usa adn itz pres
sew, wen teh Goons wuz gonna, doit, Peter Sellers uzed
teh phrase “President of the Hern-herna-hern of
Hern-herna-hern”. moar general lee goonz sed hern 4
makin teh fun on hau usa peepz tawkz.
ambercat gotz it - fanks
meanwhile: mai brutha’s frien maeked a bumpmer snicker
wut sed “Merkins Against Bush”

Ai lib in St Louis…. ai doan fink dere’s anyfing hidden here in Miseree….

*buh-dump tish*

LOL!!

wild ass kittehs
x tra speshul kittehs (hao to tell teh diffrenz?)
yowling kittehs
zebra strippedy kittehs

yippee

Whyte floofee kittehs
Xtra larj kitehs
Zaktlee rite fur yoo kittehs

O hai jamamkitty Ai dint see yoo up there!!

An- oh - ai furgot teh “y”

So glad yoo dood eet.!!!

teh moar teh merrierest!! me and bamahern bin holdin down teh fort!!

teh fort!
wate jes a minnit!
i suspectin sum ub u iz GURLZ!!!!!
iz ok! i doez nawt neckassarilly agrees wif teh ban on gurlz!
n fack, (dunt tellz teh udder gaiz)
ur weklum herez n mai fort!

jamamakitty,
u sed “wild ass kittehs”
i haz recentementally lerned a gnu werd
wich, i finx appleyes heer:
pleonasm
(iz a phun werd!)

Bamahern, you lib around ‘tlanta? did i see dat dere wuz torn
adoes derabowts? you ok?

LOL!!! Yoo ar awn a roll tonite. This maeks #3 noo things fur mee!

Ple·o·nas·tic Ple·o·nas·tic·al

Ai reelee needed taht wurd, too!

jamamakitty goes to luk up teh noooo word…..

An fankyoo verree much fur teh kind invite to joyne yoo in teh fort.
We nebber understood wai it itz taht teh boiz dont be wanting teh gurls in teh fort.

yay!!! wee can has teh pleonasm in teh fort………
hmmmmmmmm……
suddinly ai feels redundunt….. again

nawt 2 b “redundant”
i fink teh werd shud b “redunt”, so az nawt 2 b redunt
adn fanks 4 teh concern, i adn lots ub mai fambly peeps
libbin neer Lanta had concerns, adn maed lotz o fone cawlz
2 teh udders, 2day, butt wii awl dodged teh rilly badz
adn weer ok!
iz prolly postin moar excitables cuz ub dat - weer wet butt
WEER OK!!!! YAY!!!uno!!!ein!11@!!!@