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but teh tomcats luv it!
mabe i can show dis one off at da nawty barn…
Dis one foar ur lonly bachlor cats
Congrats, Ambercat, on being nawt sekond! Now, can we find a nice blanket for kitteh to crawl under and covers up before his (her?) Mama sees this?
Cum an joyn us onna sofa Cookie’s Human,
we am drinkin an dansin tew sillybrayte wib Ambercat.
Yaayy!! Best Caturday nite in aygez!!
I don’t knoes about this partee - after reeding da description further downs, I’m afrayd being at this party will cause ANOTHER long drawn out confeshun to my preest….I haz already too often caused him to slap his forehead in shock and disbeleef….
OMG - SO NSFW !!!
shouldn’t this one be behind some sort of age-verification click-thru?
( can’t tell if this is supposed to be holly, bridget or kendra? am thinking kendra… )
Girls Next Door FTW! And I assure you kitteh is no doubt smarter
than Kendra.
I suspect most household objects are smarter than kendra - what I want to know, tho, is how brigget is making it thru a masters at UCLA? either the girl plays dumb REALLY well, or there are a LOT of very satisfied professors and/or classmates at UCLA. I’m just sayin…
(that was meant to be spelled bridget, duh)
You may be generally unaware of this, but animals don’t wear clothes.
Oh Patrick, yoo ar teh beeg silleh. Ov CORSE they doo!
*heddesk*
shouldn’t this one be behind some sort of age-verification click-thru?
huoman yrs or kitteh yrs?
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Dint yaw mommah ebber tell yew “cubber it up an keep it Sayfe” !
nobut she did tell me nawt to waer teh paytent levver shoos cus tehy reflekt up yur skert an teh bois can see yur big green furry nikkers!
Bwaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!
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Concatulayshuns Ambercat oan yaw nawt sekkund.
What drinksey am yaw moof teh rite shaype foar tonite?
Whut danse bees rekwested?
Ai is awn teh wyn tonite - veeno collapso - an Ai is dansin teh sprawlin-awn-teh-sofa dans!
Yaaayyyy fer dat danse!!! An teh wyne-mee too.
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Ai dansed on teh lass payje an fell ober sew ai fink teh sofa am teh sayfest playce tew bee!!
Reddy….
*wayve teh cushun inna ayr*
*Wayve eet rown lyke we doan kaer*
*klinky klink teh glasses*
*drinkee drink teh whyne*
*Wiggle owr feet*
*we am inna seet*
*Wayve teh cushun inna ayr*!!
Wells!! Ambercat. Yoo haz dun it again!! Yay fur yoo.
An mai ai joyne yoo awn taht sofa? Ai’ve just been awt pikin up stix again. We’ve got a hyooooooj yard -wif lots of tree!
Ai’m so glad we’re awn this sofa. Ai cudn’t begin to imagin wut we cud danse to this wun. Certainlee we wud bee needing teh fuzzy green (oar bloo) nikkerz!!!!
*gluglglglugl* Heer’s to ebreebuddee - gud frrenz awl!!! *klinky klink*
Ohai Janet,
glad yew am bak. How did teh gradumalayshun serrymoney goe?
Yew haba fyne an in tellijent fambly.Cormcatulayshuns.’
Joyne me an Ambercat in teh *wayvin teh cushuns inna ayr* danse an a glass ob whyne.
*cheez.klinky glasses wib JKH4K an Ambercat an awl teh wunnerful cheezfrenz*
Hai Tidmum. It wuz verree nyce. Thankz.
Oh, an can yoo pour anudder glass ov whine an maybee scootch ober a bit? Ai thinkz Paul iz gonna joyne us up heer. He’s frum TTI too, yoo know. Libs . . .ummm. . .in the souf sumwhere.
Duzzee?! Tihs cud be relevent to mai innerests….!
Wh00t Wh00t!!
Scootch up next tew yew Janet,Heerz a glass ob whyne fer yew Paul,*cheez*
Cushuns fer awl tew wayve….
ai onli haz a minit….but mai ai joyn u guise??? a liddle drinkie wood be berry nise…
Oh an ai brot sum liddle peeses ov cheez wiff toofpikz inem….
an crakerz…an a dich ov ollibes (greeen wunz wiff pinimentoz) an sum selery, an, nachoeses…(wiff mi whilrd noes about guackamolle ) an sum poppycorm…an ….sum liddle bitty keeshes….an sum hommaed ranchy dipppp…an….a CD FROM “The nEWGRASS Revival..” an we kan wiggle our toesies…
oh S*** …noo roommiie wantz himz trun at teh dial-upz….
by fur teh nowz….misses u awls…..
big hugzez fr Salleh!
Ohai Salleh,
*scootch scootch*
Der am plennee ob room.Fanks fer teh nomnomnoms-teh olyves wib pimmimentoes am mai fayve!!-well awl dis kyne ob fud bee mai fayve.
Glass ob whyne anna cusshun fer yew tew wayve..
cum bak sooon salleh.
Wood joo’all like a pitcher of Mint Juleps?
Delish and nootrish.
Ohai, Salleh. Bin missin ur happi cump knee. Glad ur back.
Wut a deliteful dans, Tidmum.
Adn it’s even 1 I can dew IRL wifout falling ober
and hurting myself.
Hai, cweenjm!!*scootch scootch scootch scootch* ! Gud thing Ambercat haz such a beeg sofa!!
Ai rilly do!
Ohai cweenmj,
Joyn us awn teh sofa.Ambercat got a lubberly saft an cumfee wun
fer us tew awl share.
Ambercat,Janet an me am awlreddy der.
Heerz yaw cushun,an a glass ob whyne.Reddy…
*wayve teh cushun inna ayr*
*wayve it rown……*
Gettin teh hang ob eet?
drinkey moar whyne………..* wayve teh whyne inna ayr……..klinky klink teh cushuns…???????????? *
Whoooooo Hooooooo!!! ooooo0PS!! Gigglolz!! Ai neelee fawled off!!
Nawt inpropreet! Kitteh just spellen out “luv” for hyumin and gots to the “V”.
Duz no nikkerz = snikkerz?
Ambercat’s got teh Nikkerz-teh biiiig green floofy wunz!
Ai’d rarther has teh snikkers tho!
awl tak da buddafingers……
momcat
ore Marz Barz?
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Dis kitteh is actually imitating a pointy arrows
Or Britnee Speerz?
And Britnee Speerz sistr?
Kitteh prolly has more branes that both sistas put 2gether. If nuthin else, kitteh got better sents than 2 wear pink wig.
dis kitteh is bloo, da da dee da da da
In the last days of his career, Kitteh Porn Star lost his passion for the business. Fortunately, no-one ever looked at his face.
Namaste, kitteh.
Pls to put sum yoga pantz on.
kthksbai!
Ewww…kitteh, Cheezburgerland iz a cibilized place.
Doan show ur nawty bits in polite company.
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Nao, puts ur leg down and taek a napz liek a gud kitteh.
Romeow - ai graetly feer yoor werdz ar landing awn def eeerz. Teh kittehz just don’t get it. an if they did, ai dont think tehy wud care!!!
*sigh*
Frum teh luks ov mah sleeping kittehs,
their lessons in gud manners hab had an Epic Fail.
Yoo LOLOLOL can awlwaiz LOL keep awn trying. . .LOOLOLOL
it getz cowld in Alaska!
O hai Paul. Yoo wantz to joyn us awn teh sofa up there an hav sum whyne???
An - ai hoep yoo won’t mind too much if ai tak teh following awn heer? It’s comPLEETELY OT - but - a liddle hisorikul tidbit. Ai’m am verree fond ov teh Roman Histree.
Today is the infamous Ides of March. Two thousand fifty-two years ago on this day, the Roman emperor Julius Caesar was stabbed to death by senators who called themselves the Liberatores (Liberators) and claimed they were preserving the integrity of the Roman system. Although Caesar ostensibly refused to be named king, he had no qualms about stamping his face on coins (a spot previously reserved for gods), and he happily assumed the title “dictator for life” in February of 44 B.C.E., just a month before his assassination. The most famous of the Liberators is Marcus Brutus, a man personally connected to Caesar. Brutus’s mother, Servilia, was one of Caesar’s lovers, and Caesar singled Brutus out as a young man of promise and gave him a government position. It’s not certain why Brutus conspired to kill Caesar, but the young man did come from a family of anti-authoritarians his ancestor Junius Brutus overthrew the last king of Rome in 509 B.C.E.
Too THOUSAND fiftee too yeers. Think ov it!! Seems liek yesterday too mee.
yu dont luk a dai older tahn wun tousan an sebenty nyn!
Awwwww. . .yer jus sayin that!
Beware da eyeds of March!
(I be from da ancient history, 2)
Ai NOOO we wuz born to bee frenz!!!
be where da eyelids ub march?
who b march?
momcat