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Invisible fire swallowing
hao bad wuld it bee to snorgle a sword swallower / fire eeter’s belly?
mite hurts a bit
Concatulayshunz on nawt sekkund PB2K!!!
Diz iz gunna be fun wen teh Kaer trolls cum owt tew plai.
…Heer am yaw brekfuss/brunch ai mayded. See,der am eeben a flower inna vaze anna candel too in honner ob yaw FFL.
Fanks a gabazillyon, tidmum!!! Teh is a grate brekfuss/brunch!
(iz akshully mai nawt sekund FFL…I had teh brane freeze, so wuz a bit lame)
Shuld we put teh KTM (Kaer troll mask) owt fer peeps to uze? Save tehm a bit ov effort, mebbe.
Gud ideyah.
Concats on teh newt sekkund nawt sekkund FFL!!!
Ai ar doin a Iyrish jig fur yew in honner of teh acheevment an iz St.Paddies day!
*Sets teh KTM on teh sideboard nex to teh basket ov brekfuss muffins*
Ooh, an Irush jig! *paws clapping wildly* jigs is fun, if a bit tuff on mah ol knees.
I fink I’ll sit an sip mah hawt choklit an watch yoo do teh amazink lol-jig!!! Yoo iz mos eggscellent danser!
*jiggetty jiggetty jig*
*tew teh left an rite an frunt an bak*
*jig jig jig jig jig*
Wai fankyew PB2K!! *bowz tew teh awdeyence.*
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Muss stop nao,teh anklez am crakkin.-ai r a liddle *Jigsaw*!!!!!
*yay! paws clapping moar wildly an awdeeance cheering*
Com an joym me in a cuppa hawt choklit an sum moar brunch fuds – I’z sure tehre iz sumfing heer taht will help teh anklez!
Phew awl dis enerjee on Caturday!!
*Pulls up a chare an wraps teh sawft warm blankee rownd.*
A cup ob hawt chokklit an a morsel ob brunch wud be moast welkum PB2K,fankyew foar yaw hawspitalitee.
Luk moar lyke kitteh doin Stevn Tyler impreshun an swingin inbizdable mikeyfone stan aroun. Wif inbizdable skarfages on it, ob corse.
O ai lub steben tylur. Awl kitteh nees es scarfs, lawts and lawts uf scarfs!
Fweeeet Emoshunnnnn!
Stadiyum rocker kitteh goez for tha hi note. Stareway to freeburd!
Moarning, Pwned! Congrajeelashuns! As u will see below, I will bee doing
the Invisible Troll Butt Pinching Dants…hope sum ub u will join me….
*looks up*
Pinch!
Maybee we cud poke teh trollz wif invismable sords? Tehy wudden no wut gotz em! Prolly not as fective as JCH4K’s pichfork – a multi-prong approche, 2 b shur. I tink I’ll wurk on inventin a ninvismable sord wif a joi buzzer on teh end…wear’d taht ol cattul prod git stored? Hmmm *runzowt 2 chek in shed*
JOY BUZZUR!! I luv it!!!
Wow, Ai iz glad dis sord iz inbisibal
I bet teh kitteh is, 2!
And kitty is standing on an invisible box…
Not first! Hee hee hee…
Ai noes teh purrfec sord swolowing dans. It gose
Ouch!
Tiptoe tiptoe.
Ooh!
Tiptoe tiptoe.
Gag!
Tiptoe tiptoe.
{repeat furrever}
sword danzin- how to:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFq-ZrXILuY&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IkDrwx2jLps
Opera kitteh singz to invisibul fat lady on balconee.
Invisible sword swallowing AND levitation!
Somebuddy call Ringling Brothers and sign that kitteh!
Kitteh seez beeg Duss
Bunneh hangeeng frum Lytez Bulb.
Drybeengz herz krayzee
Duss Bunneh rooinz
rume’z Feng Shway. Kitteh muss tryz
2 fixx dis ryte now!
Kitteh standz up andz
reeeeechez. How Duss Bunneh getz
upz dayr, enneeway?
Kitteh willz rayzz a
rukkuss. Prittee Wun will fixx.
Dat wurkz ebbeetyme!
Jack.
Hooray fur Pittee Wun – an hooray fur Jack!!!
O hai Jak…Ai juss lubz haow teh kittehs in ur haikoo alwyz callz dere hyoomin “Prittee Wun”. It mayks me grin.
Noes, moar liek “KHAAAAAANNNNN”.
Good wun! I see an emptee burgur , tho!
OWTCH!
Wutt wuz dat?
*looks arown*
Annuddur troll butt has been pinched!
Acrocat practizes for herz Cirque de Sole act
What an amazing picture! That is one talented cat — sword swallowing in difficult enough without the sword being invisible!
PRAYZ CEELIN CAT!
Iz teh Caturday Ceiling Cat revival!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TgZ1ds0WM2k&feature=related
testify to love…
invisible byoogul playing verreh kwiet fanfaer.
kitteh has been watchin youtube & is practicing dis:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xCkMrD3p5o
Teh Kitteh am berree lite on himz feetz.
.
Gud mornin sweepea.
Hope yew am well?
Teh awl dai brekfuss/brunch am der fur teh helpin yawself tew.
Plennee fur ebrewun(on teh emo emu pic)
good meowrnin! oar shud i say gud afternom to you?
Fanks fur teh lublee brefuss/brunch/slunch (supperlunch).
Keepn eye on Fyumi- seh wll scarf awl sausjes in site…
Ai mayded her a berree speshull plate ob ‘Troll sossidges’.
Heer yew am Fyumi. Jess fur yew. *pat pat rub rub*
Fyumi perks up at site ob plate:
*snarkf*
*smackin o teh lipz*
*batting o teh eyelasshes at Tidmum*
best to keep Miss Fyumi a bit on teh hungree syde. But a few Troll sossidges bery thoughty ob yoo, Tidmum.
taht kitteh iz verree happee tew bee yumping like taht – lookit how teh back toeses are spread appart!
when peeps sez kittehs r stareing at nuffin, mai kittehs say “nope, is Dus Bunneh”
oar mebbee madaxmerdrer, oenlee Ai can see…..!
eeek! ai nebber thot uv taht, amber! neither did mai too kittehs! tehy don wan
theyr Prittee Wun to be mohr nervus tahn she alreddy iz.
Highlander Kitteh mimes There Can Be Only One (wif invisible sword).
A burger nomming Jerk Face Troll is amongst us.
DUN DUN DUN!
JFT has not dun much damuj yet.
JFT slitthers sneekilee and stealthily arown teh room.
Suddenlee:
YYOOOOWCH!
*invisible butt pinch!*
Oh, noes! *hoofs too mouf* An Invisible Butt Pincher is on teh Loose, avenging
nommed burgers!
Wen will hee strike agin?
And will he encourage Copy Cat BPs to show up and strike too?
One can only hope!
oops…do not bee confuzzulled: A Copy Cat BP is not Butt Pain, is Butt Pincher!
Oh, wait, is same thing…
*trots off , snurting*
Ohai Kafleen,
ai hab catched afew BP Trolls-boaf kyndes an mayded dem in tew sossidges for Fyumi. She habbin dem fur Brekfuss/brunch/splunch.
good job…teh BP Trolls bee tastee, I takes it…
Ai fink so.Fyumi scarfed teh hole playte.!
Oh hai Kafleen!
I habs a liddle song fur u. It’s sung to the tune of Pinkee Pinkee Toe Pads.
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Pinchee Pinchee Troll Butts
Pinchee Pinchee Troll Butts
Pinchee Pinchee Troll Butts
YYOOOOWCH!!!
Awwwwwwww. Too kyoot!!! I lurve teh “Pinkee Pinkee Toe Pads” – an now we haz also the “Pinchee Pinchee Troll Butts.” Duz it get ene bedder???
STELLA!! (to which I recaptioned)
Tennomsee Williamz ftw!
A CATURDAY KITTEH DITTEH FUR SWORD SWALLOWIN KITTEH TO DANS TO
Featuring teh Lolrus awn teh drumz adn teh Carpenture awn teh vocals
Wen tings goes rong adn Ai has a sad,
Ai finks ov teh Lolrus adn teh bukkit he had
Wunce Ai laffed so hard teh reclyner was rumblyng,
Adn owt ov mai lap teh kittehs went tumblyng
Ai laffed so mush, mai kittehs scurried
Dey scene this befoar adn dey wuz wurried
A splort!!!!!!! wuz imminint, dis wuz troo!
Adn teh pore kittehs knowed nawt wut to do
Wifout ‘posable thums dey cannawt do muches,
Dey DID NOT WANT! me to wynd up wif crutches
Nao wen Ai finks ov teh Lolrus adn his bucket bloo,
Ai feels mush better, wif no moar boo-hoo!!!
(Lolrus duz creshendoe on drumz adn Carpentur taks deep formul bow)
Yay! *claps paws*
Yay! Huzzah!! (I habn’t huzzah’d in ages!)
Dat wuz teh wondermusses!
Much applawz adn whistelingz from deh audience!!
Cheshire kittehkat, u da best!
An much stawmping ov teh feets!!1 Moar thunderous applawz!!!
Brava(o??) CheshireKitteKat!!
Brava! shout obiwan and zeek gibbin Cheshire a standin ovashun!
Khaaaaaaaaaaaan!!
Dat’s OK, wii jus tayke da Clingon ship.
Nex tyme we need a Lolrus danse, letz trai this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDg7kWgs5e0
hehehehehe-bookmark dat wun…
Dat sword wun beeg pointee end!
Hubber kitteh’s tayk awn teh balkuny seen frum romeow and julee-et.
Rock stah kitteh goez for teh hi note.
http://www.starpulse.com/Music/Plant,_Robert/gallery/PRZ-001137/
Robert Plant-1.JPG
*Ahem*
It is nao fyf thurty, pee em, in TeenyTiny Ingerland – hoo’s joyning me for a lidl drinkie? We’s got:
Amarillo/armadillo/amaretto
Brandee
Choklit martoonees…
Dakereeeeeeez!!
finger fudz, cuz wii don’t wanna b drinking ona MT tummy.
(is taht banananananannanananana dakrees, oar som odder froot?)
Egyptian choklit liqueur (ai jes maded dat up, but, dudnt eet sownd deelish??)
finger fudz (via cweenmj, fank yew so much!)
Grapefroot an white wine spritzers
Hawt chocklit wif peppermin schnapps (we cawl dat a ‘peppermint patty’!)
….
ooo! Kin ai adda ‘F’?
Fragile Baby (dis dwinky?? De BOMB! Hawt kawffee, frangelolico an Bailees – Serious YUM!!)
Dis soundz superb.
I’ll just having 1. i promise, just 1. Well maebe 2.
Then I must 2 b kleening deh howz. Pleh.
At leest iz small howz.
*gits 2 mugs*
*pours hawt cawfee – glug glug glug*
*pours zactly 1 finger eech uv frangelolicos an Baileez inna mugs*
stir stir stir
shhhhhussshhh! *adds whippidey creem tu tawps*
*clinks mugs wif cweenmj*
Heers tu smawl houzes!! Cheers!
did ai furgit tu menshun? deez are latte mugs – ownlee need wun… unless yu wanna nap befour you cleen? LOL!
Ai had a lidl-ly-daon after Ai cleened mai (smawl) haos, an lawst 4 howrs! Oops!
Nope – yu didn’t ‘lawst 4 howrs’ – yu gained ‘4howrs uv rest’!
Oooh I wunder what I’ll add for “S”… lulz. Lemmie tell u about a wonderful dreenk we call teh Murphy (my surname). It’s made of equal parts scotch and… moar scotch (hence mai handle)
By teh wae, sumwun plees tel me wut dew teh trolls dew? Iz ther a serten way weer sposed tew voat? Ai srsly kunfused. Ai needa no, sew ai doant dew anyfin trollish. Ai noe twy tew bee funnee. Ai srius. Wi wuld sumwun git on hyer an steel teh brgrs? Ai sew ni-eve, ai guess. Thas dum, iz jus kitteh pikshurs.
Trolls R dum, IHKT, taht’s wy tehre so hard to unnerstan! Sum slink thru, neber sai a wurd, an voet ebbereewun daon. Tehy mustav lawts ob tym an payshens – an no frens an no lyf! Wun toled us awl off a fyu piks bak for torkin to eech odder an celery braytin teh furst post – seemed to fink we shud oenlee yus teh Commets payj to commet awn teh pik, an nawt to commet awn teh commets.
But tehre R awlso teh caer trolls an teh butt payn trolls an a lode ob odders taht post commets, but teh commets R, at best patronysin (ie Donut let yur kitteh has aksess to weppons ob mass distrukshun oar tehy mite aksidently blo up teh hole wurld, oar mebbee get elekted as president ob Merkah) an, at wurst rood (ie Wy yu awl tork lyk behbehs? Yu is teh stoopy!). Tehse wuns R best smuvvered wit kyndness!
But, rest ashored, yu is no troll! Yu is cheezfren!
Hai der ihazkatztu!!
If you b voting onlee 1 burger for teh commintz it lukz like the troll voting.
Most peepulz votez deh 5 burgerz fer teh commintz tehy b liking.
if a commint haz only 1 or 2 voteses and only 1 or 2 burgerz it luks like the
peepulz who voted only voted 1 or 2 burgerz. Deh b teh trollz.
Usually if u doan’t care 4 a commint so much u just doan’t b voting at all.
Just cruiz on by if u not caring so much 4 teh commint.
Duz that helping u?
Tanks ya’ll sew mush. Ai tawt sew, jus wuz nawt shur. Ai ez maykn brownees. Ya’ll can haz warm wun wit hawt koffees, fur repwies.
nomnomnomnom! Com an joyn us fore som drinkees too, we is up teh fred, a bit.
Ahem. This post brings up something to which I was reluctant to give a voice (no, not a harbl). When I click on 5 cheeseburgers on a comment, the tabulator will change from 5 votes to 6 votes, not 5 to 10 votes. If I click on only three cheeseburgers, the tabulator goes from 5 votes to 6 votes, not 5 to 8. If I click on the left hand side cheeseburger, it appears to vote only 1 cheeseburger (and I’m a fiver, usually), so I vote cheeseburgers on the right hand side, where it appears to be 5 cheeseburgers. Yet it is still tabulated as one vote.
Am I doin’ it wrong? Kthxbai.
fifi “not a troll” rockefeller
soward swallowin’
ur doin it rong
Hmmm… Frum wut Ai kan determyne, teh moast biggest problum ov teh trolls iz there grate stuffynesses adn mush boringest properness, wich awl srsly resultz in a eenormuss lack ov a sence ov huumor. Dis be terrubble, becuz wifout a sence ov huumor yur lyfe iz srsly lacking ov fun. Den yu becumz a veree needy person wifowt enny sence ov levity. Wut a prospekt! Srsly.
lukilly teh CCC coms wit a larj can ob Scents ob Hoomor – spray at will!
*Donkee jumps up on high surface and claps hoofs thundurusslee!! Bravo!!*
Dis kitteh needz onlee 2 things—hiz own cirkus an good inshurans!!11!!
dis kitteh wuz fotoshopped.
makez meh sad. =[
Deth, torchur, an starvashun make ME sad.
Dis pickshur make ME happy.
NO KITTEH! Don’t jump and swallow at same time!
Invisible shadow. >.>
I gets u, pinyata wif kandee!
I recapshund dis oen:
“Jeebus Cat
Ascends To
Ceiling Cat”
postd it hur:
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=34573457&o=all&op=1&view=all&subj=2204609276&aid=-1&id=21402861&oid=2204609276#pid=2497180&id=704955500
could also be invisable beer chug. lollollollollollollollollollollollollol
wunnnnnnn greeeshun urn! tooooooooo greeshun urnz!
Watch your phraseology!
*dons comedy wig and ybrow*
wuts a greeshun urn?
Wif a fowntain. Trikkel trikkel, trikkel…
I lubs teh 76 trom bonez. Deh tastes so gud!
buck fifty an hr?
oh, about five or six drachmas an hour…
Budumm tching! Wizzy boe-ty, skwirty flowr!
Gud pik up, Cweenmj!
u noticed my clown suit.
it b habing the stipey pantz and the polka dottid blouz.
And teh ornj hare.
Yay! Anuzzer clown in deh group!!
If u b needing deh clown suit, I’m sure u ken finding 1 at
Gibbocat’z Ty Booteek. He b habbing ennything u b wanting.
Anything? Even a henway?
*playin teh strate guy*
Wut’s a henway?
2 or 3 powns!
THUNDEROUS APPLAWZ!!!!!! Send in teh CLOWNZZZ!!
i thot it goez “whuts a hindo?”
dont werry, tehy’re heer!
*looks arown*
*grins*
Ummm…
(thinks)
He does whatever he kindo?