invisible
sword swallowing
kids, doan try dis at home.
picture: Junku. lol caption: Juno, Bea Bella
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Invisible fire swallowing
hao bad wuld it bee to snorgle a sword swallower / fire eeter’s belly?
mite hurts a bit
Concatulayshunz on nawt sekkund PB2K!!!
Diz iz gunna be fun wen teh Kaer trolls cum owt tew plai.
…Heer am yaw brekfuss/brunch ai mayded. See,der am eeben a flower inna vaze anna candel too in honner ob yaw FFL.
Fanks a gabazillyon, tidmum!!! Teh is a grate brekfuss/brunch!
(iz akshully mai nawt sekund FFL…I had teh brane freeze, so wuz a bit lame)
Shuld we put teh KTM (Kaer troll mask) owt fer peeps to uze? Save tehm a bit ov effort, mebbe.
Gud ideyah.
Concats on teh newt sekkund nawt sekkund FFL!!!
Ai ar doin a Iyrish jig fur yew in honner of teh acheevment an iz St.Paddies day!
*Sets teh KTM on teh sideboard nex to teh basket ov brekfuss muffins*
Ooh, an Irush jig! *paws clapping wildly* jigs is fun, if a bit tuff on mah ol knees.
I fink I’ll sit an sip mah hawt choklit an watch yoo do teh amazink lol-jig!!! Yoo iz mos eggscellent danser!
*jiggetty jiggetty jig*
*tew teh left an rite an frunt an bak*
*jig jig jig jig jig*
Wai fankyew PB2K!! *bowz tew teh awdeyence.*
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Muss stop nao,teh anklez am crakkin.-ai r a liddle *Jigsaw*!!!!!
*yay! paws clapping moar wildly an awdeeance cheering*
Com an joym me in a cuppa hawt choklit an sum moar brunch fuds - I’z sure tehre iz sumfing heer taht will help teh anklez!
Phew awl dis enerjee on Caturday!!
*Pulls up a chare an wraps teh sawft warm blankee rownd.*
A cup ob hawt chokklit an a morsel ob brunch wud be moast welkum PB2K,fankyew foar yaw hawspitalitee.
Luk moar lyke kitteh doin Stevn Tyler impreshun an swingin inbizdable mikeyfone stan aroun. Wif inbizdable skarfages on it, ob corse.
O ai lub steben tylur. Awl kitteh nees es scarfs, lawts and lawts uf scarfs!
Fweeeet Emoshunnnnn!
Stadiyum rocker kitteh goez for tha hi note. Stareway to freeburd!
Moarning, Pwned! Congrajeelashuns! As u will see below, I will bee doing
the Invisible Troll Butt Pinching Dants…hope sum ub u will join me….
*looks up*
Pinch!
Maybee we cud poke teh trollz wif invismable sords? Tehy wudden no wut gotz em! Prolly not as fective as JCH4K’s pichfork - a multi-prong approche, 2 b shur. I tink I’ll wurk on inventin a ninvismable sord wif a joi buzzer on teh end…wear’d taht ol cattul prod git stored? Hmmm *runzowt 2 chek in shed*
JOY BUZZUR!! I luv it!!!
Wow, Ai iz glad dis sord iz inbisibal
I bet teh kitteh is, 2!
And kitty is standing on an invisible box…
Not first! Hee hee hee…
Ai noes teh purrfec sord swolowing dans. It gose
Ouch!
Tiptoe tiptoe.
Ooh!
Tiptoe tiptoe.
Gag!
Tiptoe tiptoe.
{repeat furrever}
sword danzin- how to:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFq-ZrXILuY&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IkDrwx2jLps
Opera kitteh singz to invisibul fat lady on balconee.
Invisible sword swallowing AND levitation!
Somebuddy call Ringling Brothers and sign that kitteh!
Kitteh seez beeg Duss
Bunneh hangeeng frum Lytez Bulb.
Drybeengz herz krayzee
Duss Bunneh rooinz
rume’z Feng Shway. Kitteh muss tryz
2 fixx dis ryte now!
Kitteh standz up andz
reeeeechez. How Duss Bunneh getz
upz dayr, enneeway?
Kitteh willz rayzz a
rukkuss. Prittee Wun will fixx.
Dat wurkz ebbeetyme!
Jack.
Hooray fur Pittee Wun - an hooray fur Jack!!!
O hai Jak…Ai juss lubz haow teh kittehs in ur haikoo alwyz callz dere hyoomin “Prittee Wun”. It mayks me grin.
Noes, moar liek “KHAAAAAANNNNN”.
Good wun! I see an emptee burgur , tho!
OWTCH!
Wutt wuz dat?
*looks arown*
Annuddur troll butt has been pinched!
Acrocat practizes for herz Cirque de Sole act
do u likes my interpretive dance?
http://www.wannasmile.com
wunnnnnnn greeeshun urn! tooooooooo greeshun urnz!
Watch your phraseology!
Wif a fowntain. Trikkel trikkel, trikkel…
I lubs teh 76 trom bonez. Deh tastes so gud!
*dons comedy wig and ybrow*
wuts a greeshun urn?
buck fifty an hr?
Budumm tching! Wizzy boe-ty, skwirty flowr!
Gud pik up, Cweenmj!
u noticed my clown suit.
it b habing the stipey pantz and the polka dottid blouz.
And teh ornj hare.
oh, about five or six drachmas an hour…
Yay! Anuzzer clown in deh group!!
If u b needing deh clown suit, I’m sure u ken finding 1 at
Gibbocat’z Ty Booteek. He b habbing ennything u b wanting.
Anything? Even a henway?
*playin teh strate guy*
Wut’s a henway?
2 or 3 powns!
THUNDEROUS APPLAWZ!!!!!! Send in teh CLOWNZZZ!!
dont werry, tehy’re heer!
*looks arown*
*grins*
i thot it goez “whuts a hindo?”
Ummm…
(thinks)
He does whatever he kindo?
What an amazing picture! That is one talented cat — sword swallowing in difficult enough without the sword being invisible!
PRAYZ CEELIN CAT!
Iz teh Caturday Ceiling Cat revival!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TgZ1ds0WM2k&feature=related
testify to love…
invisible byoogul playing verreh kwiet fanfaer.
kitteh has been watchin youtube & is practicing dis:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xCkMrD3p5o
Teh Kitteh am berree lite on himz feetz.
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Gud mornin sweepea.
Hope yew am well?
Teh awl dai brekfuss/brunch am der fur teh helpin yawself tew.
Plennee fur ebrewun(on teh emo emu pic)
good meowrnin! oar shud i say gud afternom to you?
Fanks fur teh lublee brefuss/brunch/slunch (supperlunch).
Keepn eye on Fyumi- seh wll scarf awl sausjes in site…
Ai mayded her a berree speshull plate ob ‘Troll sossidges’.
Heer yew am Fyumi. Jess fur yew. *pat pat rub rub*
Fyumi perks up at site ob plate:
*snarkf*
*smackin o teh lipz*
*batting o teh eyelasshes at Tidmum*
best to keep Miss Fyumi a bit on teh hungree syde. But a few Troll sossidges bery thoughty ob yoo, Tidmum.