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Paww bebbeh birdee-he dun cryed himz eyez owt!!
You has teh furthest from last!
*applause*
I would play you the metalcores as concatulashuns, but I has standards
Ohai Tharrick
Fanks fur teh concats.
Deez standards yew speek ob-ar ai nawt werthy ob teh Metalcores?
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Mynd yew dem am a bit lowd fer dis tyme ob day.-Kirk Hammett am berree gud geetar plyer.
Kirk Hammett are not metalcores
I happily play you metals, but no cores. Cores are pleh.
Now stands back while I regales you all with teh bass solos – I plays loud and if you stand close to teh amp, you asplode!
Sawree,mai misteak
Awl fingz Metal hab chaynged sinze ai wuz a kitteh.Ai no rekkugnize moast ob teh newer bandz.
Sum ob teh oldies but goodiez am still goin tewdai,an ai duzz crank up teh stereyo fur teh gud unz.- 40 but still apresshiatib ob a guud geetar plyin.
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Ai am asploded!!!! Datz sum awsum bass!!
Tidmum no a fan of teh metalcores (jimmba = metalhead)!! =O Tidmum shud listen to Protest The Hero =) very gud geetar playin on that (I plays geetar dontcha know!!)
Doan wurry.Wen yew am groed up,yew can kik sum but wib yaw danjeruss feets.
Dat will lern em nawt to mayke yew cry.
emu kid is diffurnt frum da crowd
Emu kitteh is….
not a kitteh?!
WTF!
Wuntz 2 b diffurnt, juss liek everbuddy elses
Maeks me laff. Everyon diffurnt in the same way dese daze
Dr. Seuss’ Sneetches r real?
I frot it waz juss a storee.
Ware iz Sylvester McMonkey McBean?
> “he dun cryed himz eyez owt!”
An himz frunt legzes off. Wingz, akshully. Same fing (see Orwells 1984, “Four legs good, two legs bad…”).
Unless sumbuddy STOALDZ dem! Watt sud dey doo wif dem, do u fink?
Wate… lass nite at da bahr eye had…. wif bloo cheez dip…. OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEESSSS!!!
*BLARF*
*BLARF*
*BLARF**BLARF*
“see Orwells 1984, “Four legs good, two legs bad…””
Surely you means Aminal Farm?
LAAAAAAAAAWL
Simpel nuff mistayk!
poor emoo! ware is yoor mommie?
Flooof!
Kan wi do teh emu dans? Yu hafta runs arownd crazi liek and flap teh wingz. Den stopz suddenli, stair at sumwun, den runz of agin.
Yayyyyy Kumbulu !!!! Gud choyse.
Mai fambly am nao reely shore ai loseded mai marblies!!
Yu no losted teh marbls, Tidmum. Yu jus maik dem dans dans tu!
Gud ideeya. Demz nawt sittin on tehyr butts watchin teebee awl dai if ai kin halp eet!!
Itz Caturday -dem shud bee rejoysin wib us.
YAAEE!!!1!
Itz CATurdai, itz CATurdai!!!1! HotCHAchottie N a HoCHOcho!!!1!
*’member dat frum Lil Rasculs, wen Spanky trid 2 tell himz mum dat he was 2 sick 2 go 2 skool, den shee sed itz OK 2 stay in bed alldai, sinz der iz no skool on Caturdai: so Spanky jumps owtta bed duz a little jig N sing dis wiel puttin on himz clooz?*
CongaRatz Tidmum…Ai kin singNdanz wif U giez 2dai, if Ai maaa? HotChokklit is reddy, N wut else U liek?
*C commints (on previous picktur of fort) by DavecanhasDrTinycat, Cweenmj, N Tessie – tehy al ‘member da Our Gang stuffz 2*
How bouts teh Hash brownz,baykon,sossidje,mushyroomz,beenz an a fryedegg on fryedbred an a biig mug ob tee?
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Oh an toast,reel budder an marmyte or marmelayde.-Wun peese ob eech?Plz?
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Ai r feeline hongree tewdai.-Maycan lcb bring mee sum clobes? Tee hee!
. She duz grayt werks fur chariddee.-Feedin teh Nekkid an clobin teh Hongry.
Nawt only that, but during the thrilling winter limpics, i founded awt that LCB also reeds to teh def childruns !!1!
Parrentlee she taykez teh blind children on site seein tours too.Iz tehyr no end tew her serbisses to humanitee?
She deserbs a medul.
Tidmum, wen u hab a minute, u mite wanna go and count ur meduls.
LCB mite hab borrowed dem and taekin dem outside so she cud luk at tehm in teh sunlite.
*keeps fingers crossed dat I’m rong*
Klassick full Ingalish brekkas! Yummerz!
Enny leftobers 4 meh 2 nom?
Der am plennee fer awl teh Cheezfrenz tew share.
Enjoi!!!!
Tank u Tank u, Tidmum!! {{Tidmum}}
NOMnomnomnomnomNOMnomnomnomnomNOMnomnomnomnomNOMnomnomnomnomNOMnomnomnomnomNOMnomnomnomnom
Gud morning Tidmum!!
Congarats on yer nowt seccund!!
Adn I b thankiing yew 4 dis wondermouse brek-fest.
I running aroud flapping adn lukking at eberyone.
**Flapz and luks at Tidmum.
**Flapz adn luks at JCH2K.
**Flapz adn lux at PdB.
**Stops to thinking: I still haz keyz to city &
**rememberingz dat i hazn’t trying
**dem yet on the lab doorz. Wunderz if I’ll have time to
**lukking in der 2dae.
**Flapz & lukz at GeeNeeZcatz
**Flapz adn lukkingzat Kumbulu.
Whooo all dat flappingz iz wearing me out!! No wunder
yew fixted plenty uv deh brunches for the cheezpeeps,
Tidmum. Tehy will be needing it wif that dans.
Thank yew for teh nomz.
*nom, nom, nom, nom.
Ai kan haz chezburger pleez? Kth.
O Hai, Tidmum!!!! Yay!!! Yoo ar sitting in teh Top Spot – rite where yoo belong awl ov the tiem. Ai can’t stay long, az ai am needing to get reddy to go to Kalamazoo (sniker) fur mai niece’s grudumuhashun todai – but ai will quikclee hav sum celebratorree hawt chollit – thanx, GNK!!
A’ll doo that funnee emu dans!! *run flap run flap – stare (at Tidmum)- run flap run flap – stare (at GeeNeeZcatz)- run flap run flap – stare – (at kumbulu) – run flap run flap – stare (at Ambercat) – run flap run flap – stare – (at Tharrick}*
An YIKES!!! Got to run fur reel. Smooches to awl!
Ohai JanetcanHasawltehkittehz.
Fankyew fur yaw kynd werdz.Ai r nawt deesurbin ob sutch prayze.
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Glad yew cud joyn teh Emu danse.Yew wuz absolootelee amayzin!
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Yew shore hab a berree clebber fambly Janet.Hope teh gradumulashun goez well. See yew layder ai hope.
Janet, yoo dans dans so gud!
*rubs sleep owt ov eyes*
*luks arown, sees de peeps eetin teh Caturday brunches an doin teh emu danz*
I cain’t resist joynin teh dans todai – iz a beyootiful day fur teh dansin!
run run run run
flappity flap flap flap FLAP
*stare at Tidmum* flap for Tidmum’s nawt sekund!
run run flap flap
flap flap run run
*stare at the plaiz wehre JCH4K formerly wuz* flap for JCH4K’s niece!
flap flap flapity flap
run run run run
*stare at mahself in teh mirror* runs frum teh “bed hare”!
Okai. Nao I needz sum fudses. Mai I joyn u, Tidmum, in teh brunches?
Gud Mornin Pb2K
Nomnomnomnomnomnom……..
Wow! soo mush ennerjee fur wun hoo hab jess got up!!
Teh bed hare fing iz goin on heer tew. Scarey hare-ai hab eet. Eeeeek…
Hadz mai lawng semi-curlee-awlrite-Frizzee hare cutted off lass week.
Ai tryin tew lern teh intrikassees ob teh Straytenerz.Awl ai noe iz demz HAWT!!
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Plennee ob brunch/brekfuss fur awl tew share.
Ai r keepin it warm in teh silver chafing dishes an cubberz.
AWl dai Brekfuss-we kin haz wun.
tahts a purrtee big bebbeh…..but i will try 2 pik him up an lurve him an skweezz him an call him jorg……
he sits der aloan
without frendz to play wit him
cheer up emu kid
U mades a haikoo!!1! U is a po it.
Iz safer to rite po itree abowt emoos than lolruses:
“Letz see –waht rimes with ‘bukkit’?”
Nantucket?
an yew diddn noe it.
beautiful photo! I wanna vote but I don’t know how…?
jus klik on teh cheezburgur for teh nummer yoo thinks it desurvs. nex to teh cheezburgurz it will say: rate this: 1, rate this: 2, etc etc all teh way up to 5! (far left burgur iz 1, far rite burgur iz 5)
Emukids…u neva no what they thinkin. Prolly wishun they can run tha pants offa the kangaroo.
heheh Ozi joke.
uh. happy caturday, emukid?!
even teh grass in this pikshur is emo. which iz handy, cuz it cutz itselfs.
Scotch FTW!!!1!
Onoes! elebenty seben billyun lolgrasses r cutted each minit and they cry out in pane that legul profeshunals can heer. think of teh lolgrass! plz do not do this!
(fun fact: teh grass skin really is porrus)
Plants Ritez?! Onoes! Between Aminimal Ritez an Plants Ritez wee iz gunna be redooseded to nomming rox an sand! Nawt berry nootrishus,,,,
Eatin rox adn sadn gibs trubl wehn I is in teh literbox. HALP! So just gib me cheezburger plz. Keep fud chain in rite order.
Agreez! Rox iz 2 tuff for toofies an sand iz bestest left 4 litturzboks.
Tehre iz Tidmum’s full Inglish brekasst, alsotoo. Veryvery yummers to nom!
*LULZ*
EPIC win!
ACK!! Pleeze – do nawt be maykin mee anthro… artho… finking ov things whut nawt tawk kin tawk an hab feelins! ackkkk!!
Ai hez weerd scents of hyumur: mai owldest did dat fur a whyle – aktually, burnded himself… but, him tollded mee and wee getted him help (he were awlreddy 19). Later, ai wuz refurring to eet, and cawlled eet hiz ‘emo period’. Ai laffed – he wuz teh insulted! “Emo kids are.. kids!” him sed…. LOL!
oh
not so funny when it happens to people.
Not to be a downer but everyone, if you or someone you know is struggling with self-injury there is a 24 hour toll free number you can call. 1-800-DONT CUT (1-800-366-8228) for the Self Abuse Finally Ends program.
No, iz nawt funneh at teh tyme… but, we are ‘okai’ naow…. him wuz smart enuff tu tellz me, and ai were smart enuff to tayk him berry seriusly… an naow, cuz wee is silleh lyk dat, we can habs laffs, no-eeng dat him beez beddur. Iz gud tu hab a gud, open relayshunship wif teens – maykes awl teh diffrince!
Fank yu sew mush, SAMS, fur postin teh numbur to teh ‘Self Abuse’ hotline – iffen it saves eben wun frum hurtin themselves – misshun akomplished!
ha! me fwiend’s mom callz dem emo ppl emu’z lol
Awl teh burd nees es a burdseed. sumwun gib et a burdseed.
Jes wun birdseed? Dat nawt berry much… dont fink a birdseed will help…. needs luv and snorgles an petz…. an menny birdseeds!! LOL!
Ai a sawwy. Ai nawt noe bowt snorglin emus. Larj burds skerr me. But k, sumwun gib et a cheezbrgr mayd uf teh burdseed, wif syde uf snorgle. Por por pitimus burd. Souper syze et.
or wun bery bery BIIIG burdseed!!1!!
Emu kid fashun vicktum, wheres wat evrybodies else wheres
http://www.happylolday.blogspot.com/2008/01/wee-wednesday-furry-flair.html
emu kid is emu.
Emu chicks ar so mellowdramatick
I’m emo emu! If I had arms, I’d cut myself.
iz teh lolz!
poor emyoo!
LULZ! emukid
lol i like that one hes so cute
Ai personlaee are not emo, but hay, a cheezbugur or 2 shud cheir him up