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No gurlz allowd.

den don’t get all scared and come running to the gurl hooman later…

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Cookie's Human

Moving fingers will be persekuted.

sweepea

haH! did your b0rg tecknawlogee hep you find dis wun???

 
No1

Happy nawt sekkund, Cookie’s Hyooman! U wans tew dans wit me?

Cookie's Human

Depends….U good-looking, dynamic male-type? If no, then go ahead and danse; I’ll joins in later.

No1

o, okay…i iz more teh middul aje momie type…but taht’s okay! *sings* dansin wit myself, i iz dansin wit myse-elf!

kafleen

I’m Nobody! Who are you?
Are you – Nobody – too?
Then there’s a pair of us?
Don’t tell! they’d advertise – you know!

How dreary – to be – Somebody!
How public – like a Frog –
To tell one’s name – the livelong June –
To an admiring Bog!

May I hab dis danse, No1?

Cookie's Human

I <3 s Kafleen too. And Swe/Mos. And JKH4K, and all the cheeze frens. I luvs to watch da danses, and joins in on a groop danse. But when da lites be low and da moosic be slow, I gonna pick da handsome guy 2 danse wid. If I finds a groop of handsum guys, I’ll deevide them up amonst us. (Dis plan okay wid mai huzband…he still be looking for groop of Viktoria’s Secret models to danse wid him….)

kafleen

Puh!

*hoof flop*

Victoria gurls needs a sammich.

{{{C.H.}}}}

Cookie's Human

They needs to be force-fed sum banana-split sundaes!

kafleen

hee hee!

Dat wud bee so horribul fur dem!

I noe dey wud fite reelee reelee hard! :roll: :P

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kitkay

donut yoo guis feel srry 4 teh Vikki gurls? dey no can has cheezburgers, chokolayte, root bier flutes and fattening alkohlhall—no fare—yoos (wii’s) can hab awl dese fings hear at R ICHC Klub an nebber gits phat—nmeenies!

(I harts kaffleen, 2) {{{{{{kaffleen}}}}}}!

 
kitkay

oh, yeah, an the best of awl teh Cheezfrens treets: Zauberfloot’s fanddaangulus chokolayte kake!

 
two_kitteh_limit

ebber wunder whai stooper moddle gurls be lookin so meen?

CUZ TEHY IS TEH HUNGREE!

duh…

[heddesk]

 
 
idansdansdans

Ai will sckrifyce maiself an vawluntear 4 tihs hoaribble fate!!!!

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No1

oh, ai iz sew happitail to dans wit u kafleen!!1! taht iz wun uv mai fabritt pomes ebber, tu!

kafleen

8-O srsly?

Dat makes mee xtra speshul happee!

{{{{No1}}}}

 
 
sweepea

water y’all danzin too?

kafleen

DUDE…
u got my attention…

*runs back to listen and groob too dat song!!!*

tanks, gibbocaaaatttt……

gibbocat

kudden fynd teh dawn henlee wun. sew dis am teh bess eye kud fyn.
happee u lykee! ;)
kik up dem hoovz! ;)

kafleen

Dat wuz fun.

Noaw gimmee sum moar songs. *greedee grabbee hoofs*

Duz u hab a Youtube account, like me?

mines is unnder cynic32, if ennyboddee wunts too see mah favorite
videos….I wud like to know if uddurs heer has a account too share
dere videos, too…

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gibbocat

eye juss gowz een awl *grabby pawz* an pix sumfin eye lyk.
but eyem a sukkur 4 teh eegulz!! beeg tym! ;)

 
gibbocat

Hai kafleen
eye juss stumbuld awn diz wun
lawtz ov funn!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_5U-Mu0yqg&feature=related
mek wif teh bigsum hoofz!!
n boogee!

 
kafleen

I likes dat wun too!

I noes song is pokin fun, butt still aggurvates me thinkin bowt
jurks tearing
up hotel rooms and makin messes caws dey has no responsibilitees..

Meefinks wutt sum rock stars is long obburdoo fur a good
hard butt beating.

And not frum sum cyute girl.

 
 
 
 
 
LyP

Aim dansin in my cha-air!
(fanks gibbocat!)
Dansing in my cha-air!

 
 
 
JanetCanHas4Kittehs

Please dans fur mee too, kafleen. I’m just zooming thru. Bak in a few hours - I hope. Congratz up there CH!!!!

kafleen

U is teh bess, Janet…remmemmbur dat wile ur doin ur duties… :wink:

gibbocat

dooteez??? hur am plaiyinz pikup styx een hur yawd !! ;)
ooopz. mai bad 4 tellin tayuls! :oops:

gibbocat

miiii?? sillleee?????
yu shud C ths pur sum!
taek 2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXUP8bzFpgI&NR=1

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mary O'Spockn

dis has been an Emlee D. kinda week. Dare’s a kwote a few days in teh fursty place- Wife Burd i fink itz calld.

 
 
idansdansdans

Congratz CH.. on yor presiise nawt sekkond.
Ohai Kafleen.. Mai ai awlsew dans wif yew an No1 whoo iz Sum1.. Cuz aim uosed 2 dansin wif sum1 whoo iz reelii no1.. Cuz ai ____ ____ ____ an ai ____ ____ ____. A loan oar 2gevver 2 dans iz 2 liv!!! But –if yoo kant dans wif yor feetz yoo can dans in yor hart. Itz teh same in teh end!

No1

ooh! u iz rite! dansin iz gud fer yu aniwai u can du it! plz to join me? teh moor teh merrier!!1!

 
 
 
Tessie

I R middul age girly type persing. If we culd get 1 more to join in… an sparkel dresses… we cud be the Soopreems.

buggin2go

Me three! I’ll bring teh harespray!!!

Tessie

Yesh! I has I-liner, alsew shampu bottel that makes X-lent mikrofone!

[sings]

Baby luv…

 
 
 
 
 
 
Cookie's Human

On the preeveeus pikshur, I struggled for 15 minutes to get a comment posted; gave up, and tooked a nap. Glad the b0rg help showed up at ICHC and fiksed da problem Will assigns them to fix da burger voting problem next.

kitkay

May bee teh low-boat trolls R Kleen-gones, R Kardashiyons?

 
 
 
stend

( just have to post this again, in case anyone missed it )

LOOKY LOOKY !!! ceiling cat papercraft !!!
http://www.tubbypaws.blogspot.com/2008/03/meow-you-can-has-lolcats.html

 
 
Chessie

so which 1’s Sparky and wich 1’s Alfapha?

 
No1

yu r sew kyoot, yu will haf to beet teh gurlz awai wif ur pointy endz!!1!

 
 
DavecanhasDrTinycat

He mans wimmins haters klub will now comes to order!

Gimme da high sign!!

{waves hand under chin}

I just showed my age, didn’t I.

sweepea

*wispers* i fink yew hab to splain it to me.

cweenmj

Just Njoy teh fact taht u r 2 yung 2 noeing wut it meenz. :)

 
Tessie

Iz frum a Little Rascals short where (??) Spanky an Buckwheat start the “He-Man Woman Haters Club”, but Alfalfa kwitz kawz he’z in luv wif Darla.

 
 
eubie

Ah betchuu wud let Ddaaarrrrrla n! Ur nawt teh ownlee classic model heer, DCHDT.

 
cweenmj

Yay!!! Liddle Rascls!! I used to b watching it awl ub deh tyme!!!
Saturdaze, ennyhoo. It wuz deh onlyest tyme it wuz on deh telebision.
In blak & wite, uv corse. But tehn, eberyting wuz in blak 7 wite cuz wii din’t habbing teh kuler tv wae bak den.

 
 
Skittercat

Wenz mai turn at lookowt ovr? I wanna see teh gurl catalog 2!

Chicken Girl

we’ze lookin at the harbls in the victoria lolkitteh’s sekret catalog.

 
 
'steroid

Hafta sing teh passwurd:

Kittehs r nimbul
an lite on der toze
My RE-spek for kitteh
continyulee growz.

(Ur nawt doin teh dants)

 
 
 
KickahaOta

Note to Schrodinger:
Peepholes cut in boxes will
doom experiment.

LyP

Verymuch chuckling, KickahaOta! Can’t have a nawt kitteh in bawx if holes in syde!

Tessie

If want to do Schroedinger exp, have to run kwikly Btween holey and non-holey sides of box.

 
 
 
Duffy

(Kitteh on left): Psst. be shur to ask tehm if dey are gurls, cuz I not shur what gurls luk like.

kitkay