Iz our fort.
No gurlz allowd.
den don’t get all scared and come running to the gurl hooman later…
picture: SWAT Strachan. lol caption: Ajones47
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haH! did your b0rg tecknawlogee hep you find dis wun???
congratulashuns!
Happy nawt sekkund, Cookie’s Hyooman! U wans tew dans wit me?
Depends….U good-looking, dynamic male-type? If no, then go ahead and danse; I’ll joins in later.
o, okay…i iz more teh middul aje momie type…but taht’s okay! *sings* dansin wit myself, i iz dansin wit myse-elf!
I’m Nobody! Who are you?
Are you – Nobody – too?
Then there’s a pair of us?
Don’t tell! they’d advertise – you know!
How dreary – to be – Somebody!
How public – like a Frog –
To tell one’s name – the livelong June –
To an admiring Bog!
May I hab dis danse, No1?
<3 kafleen
I <3 s Kafleen too. And Swe/Mos. And JKH4K, and all the cheeze frens. I luvs to watch da danses, and joins in on a groop danse. But when da lites be low and da moosic be slow, I gonna pick da handsome guy 2 danse wid. If I finds a groop of handsum guys, I’ll deevide them up amonst us. (Dis plan okay wid mai huzband…he still be looking for groop of Viktoria’s Secret models to danse wid him….)
Puh!
*hoof flop*
Victoria gurls needs a sammich.
{{{C.H.}}}}
They needs to be force-fed sum banana-split sundaes!
hee hee!
Dat wud bee so horribul fur dem!
I noe dey wud fite reelee reelee hard!
donut yoo guis feel srry 4 teh Vikki gurls? dey no can has cheezburgers, chokolayte, root bier flutes and fattening alkohlhall—no fare—yoos (wii’s) can hab awl dese fings hear at R ICHC Klub an nebber gits phat—nmeenies!
(I harts kaffleen, 2) {{{{{{kaffleen}}}}}}!
oh, yeah, an the best of awl teh Cheezfrens treets: Zauberfloot’s fanddaangulus chokolayte kake!
ebber wunder whai stooper moddle gurls be lookin so meen?
CUZ TEHY IS TEH HUNGREE!
duh…
[heddesk]
Ai will sckrifyce maiself an vawluntear 4 tihs hoaribble fate!!!!
LOL!!
oh, ai iz sew happitail to dans wit u kafleen!!1! taht iz wun uv mai fabritt pomes ebber, tu!
Dat makes mee xtra speshul happee!
{{{{No1}}}}
water y’all danzin too?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yIfiQePVbqU
myt b propree 8
DUDE…
u got my attention…
*runs back to listen and groob too dat song!!!*
tanks, gibbocaaaatttt……
kudden fynd teh dawn henlee wun. sew dis am teh bess eye kud fyn.
happee u lykee!
kik up dem hoovz!
Dat wuz fun.
Noaw gimmee sum moar songs. *greedee grabbee hoofs*
Duz u hab a Youtube account, like me?
mines is unnder cynic32, if ennyboddee wunts too see mah favorite
videos….I wud like to know if uddurs heer has a account too share
dere videos, too…
eye juss gowz een awl *grabby pawz* an pix sumfin eye lyk.
but eyem a sukkur 4 teh eegulz!! beeg tym!
Hai kafleen
eye juss stumbuld awn diz wun
lawtz ov funn!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_5U-Mu0yqg&feature=related
mek wif teh bigsum hoofz!!
n boogee!
I likes dat wun too!
I noes song is pokin fun, butt still aggurvates me thinkin bowt
jurks tearing
up hotel rooms and makin messes caws dey has no responsibilitees..
Meefinks wutt sum rock stars is long obburdoo fur a good
hard butt beating.
And not frum sum cyute girl.
Aim dansin in my cha-air!
(fanks gibbocat!)
Dansing in my cha-air!
…
Please dans fur mee too, kafleen. I’m just zooming thru. Bak in a few hours – I hope. Congratz up there CH!!!!
U is teh bess, Janet…remmemmbur dat wile ur doin ur duties…
dooteez??? hur am plaiyinz pikup styx een hur yawd !!
ooopz. mai bad 4 tellin tayuls!
ur sillee.
miiii?? sillleee?????
yu shud C ths pur sum!
taek 2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXUP8bzFpgI&NR=1
emily dickinson FTW!
dis has been an Emlee D. kinda week. Dare’s a kwote a few days in teh fursty place- Wife Burd i fink itz calld.
Congratz CH.. on yor presiise nawt sekkond.
Ohai Kafleen.. Mai ai awlsew dans wif yew an No1 whoo iz Sum1.. Cuz aim uosed 2 dansin wif sum1 whoo iz reelii no1.. Cuz ai ____ ____ ____ an ai ____ ____ ____. A loan oar 2gevver 2 dans iz 2 liv!!! But –if yoo kant dans wif yor feetz yoo can dans in yor hart. Itz teh same in teh end!
ooh! u iz rite! dansin iz gud fer yu aniwai u can du it! plz to join me? teh moor teh merrier!!1!
I R middul age girly type persing. If we culd get 1 more to join in… an sparkel dresses… we cud be the Soopreems.
Me three! I’ll bring teh harespray!!!
Yesh! I has I-liner, alsew shampu bottel that makes X-lent mikrofone!
[sings]
Baby luv…
On the preeveeus pikshur, I struggled for 15 minutes to get a comment posted; gave up, and tooked a nap. Glad the b0rg help showed up at ICHC and fiksed da problem Will assigns them to fix da burger voting problem next.
May bee teh low-boat trolls R Kleen-gones, R Kardashiyons?
( just have to post this again, in case anyone missed it )
LOOKY LOOKY !!! ceiling cat papercraft !!!
http://www.tubbypaws.blogspot.com/2008/03/meow-you-can-has-lolcats.html
so which 1’s Sparky and wich 1’s Alfapha?
yu r sew kyoot, yu will haf to beet teh gurlz awai wif ur pointy endz!!1!
O RLY ?
hoo-hoo sed that?
YA RLY
He mans wimmins haters klub will now comes to order!
Gimme da high sign!!
{waves hand under chin}
I just showed my age, didn’t I.
*wispers* i fink yew hab to splain it to me.
Just Njoy teh fact taht u r 2 yung 2 noeing wut it meenz.
Iz frum a Little Rascals short where (??) Spanky an Buckwheat start the “He-Man Woman Haters Club”, but Alfalfa kwitz kawz he’z in luv wif Darla.
Ah betchuu wud let Ddaaarrrrrla n! Ur nawt teh ownlee classic model heer, DCHDT.
Yay!!! Liddle Rascls!! I used to b watching it awl ub deh tyme!!!
Saturdaze, ennyhoo. It wuz deh onlyest tyme it wuz on deh telebision.
In blak & wite, uv corse. But tehn, eberyting wuz in blak 7 wite cuz wii din’t habbing teh kuler tv wae bak den.
Wenz mai turn at lookowt ovr? I wanna see teh gurl catalog 2!
we’ze lookin at the harbls in the victoria lolkitteh’s sekret catalog.
Hafta sing teh passwurd:
Kittehs r nimbul
an lite on der toze
My RE-spek for kitteh
continyulee growz.
(Ur nawt doin teh dants)
FTW!!
Calvin & Hobbes FTW!
Note to Schrodinger:
Peepholes cut in boxes will
doom experiment.
Verymuch chuckling, KickahaOta! Can’t have a nawt kitteh in bawx if holes in syde!
If want to do Schroedinger exp, have to run kwikly Btween holey and non-holey sides of box.
(Kitteh on left): Psst. be shur to ask tehm if dey are gurls, cuz I not shur what gurls luk like.
“gurls R fancy on teh insyde, bois R fancy on teh outsyde…”
Mister Rogers, FTW!
‘lolspeak’ aside for a moment, I’m glad one of my kittens made it to the homepage, as they’re being re-homed now. Two of the six have gone to a new home already (to people we know will take good care of them) and two of the remaining four are earmarked for another family…
I’m really going to miss them
.
Hurray!! Concatumacashunz SWAT Stratchan!!! Sew glad teh kittehz b going 2 happee homz. Dey b lukking berry berry preshus. I wantz to skorgling dem.
**snorgle, snorgle, tikkle, tikkle, snorgle, tummy rubz all around!!!
Fanks foar taking care ov teh kittehs, SWAT Strachan. Yu are a gud person!
yu muss B berree prowd ov habbin sush kyewtness een yur hoem.
fankz 4 sherrin dem wif uz!!
No hoomins allowed neither! This is speshul boy kitteh club.
Aww, jeepers!
*puts snorgull snorkull down*
*go sits in teh korner awl lonesum-lyke*
*sniff*
Awww {{{ yippee!!! }}}
doan wurree.
dem woan noe iph yu gibz dem teh cybur snorgul.
iz nawt az floofy but am steel phun!
wayt til dem peepz owt – den
CYBUR SNORGULLL!!!!11!!!
yay!!1
Swordfish
Iz U the Prince of Wales?
Horse Feathers
Slitely off topic, but in Coconuts (1927 or so?), wun uv first talkies, the noozpapers in opening seen were soking wet B-caws dry noozpapers maked too much crinkly crunchy noyze for olden dayz mikrofones.
Also, why a duck?
Whats the difference between a duck?
OMG! Anser: One of da legs iz da saem.
Did we no each udder in a preveeus lief?
Wall Cats
are watching you…
u tellz em spankee!!!
we teh wooman haturz club!!
Yea alflafee!!
NOOO DARLAS!!!!!
OWT! Cootiee kween!!!!
b havering ur selfs, li’l raskels!
Awwwwww……pink nose!
Ai’m glad uvver peeps had probs wiv Wierdpress (nawt reely, but u no wut ai meen) coz ai fawt ai wuz dooin sumfin rawng. We has sebben kittehs heer (sumtiems 8 or 9 if teh 2 wanderin Toms show up)—libbin wiv frens awn dere organik pharm—so kittehs am teh rowdent controll. We (hubby an ai) halpt “midwaif ” teh 5 yungess ones, an dey be da cyoot! Dey awl growed up, nao, tho.
Doez dat mean dis gurl cant come in 2 snorgle u??????
Moasly mai hubby does teh snorglin, but mah kittehs r snorlglishus.
Dis picchur remainded mee ob when teh kittehs wer bebbehs. Dey grose so fast!
Iz noes Iz haz a code rite now, an mai nose iz stuffy, but mah frin here sez tu ask, do u unnerstan teh rools?
Whuts rly funny abt dis pichure, to me, iz that teh furry fase lukin owt de teh windo luks jus lik my (GURL) kitteh, Alabaster.
Kyooooot kitten!
Aw dat mayk meee sads. Ai iz gurl. Ai noe ker tho, Ai sneek en.
Shaymles self promoshun:
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/View.aspx?ciid=763352
Ai a sawy ya’ll, but thas mai behbeh kitteh, an him nees cheezbrgrs LOL
Himz a hansome prinz, iHazkatzTu. Ai gib him 5 cheezbrgrs.
tank u so mush! him wuld tank u tew, but him no sew gud at englush.
eye gift heem teh gud bugrz koz am sew gud lukkinz wif bewdifful I’s.
Yor bootimaus kitteh is pruf taht teh orinj ones canawt be poison… 2 kyoot!
awww tanks ya’ll. Ur awl 2 shweet.
Good to see ebbrywun—hasta get sum ZZZ’s—many lawndrees dun today an menny tripz (oops!) up de stairz. CC bles awl ob u—nitey-nite!
Wut kind weerdo kittehz no wantz gurlz? Cud has gud time…
they’s jelus cus gurl kittehs has theyr own fort.
Mebbe teh girlz kittehz can has bettr fort.
Yu not kiddin! Gurl kittehs fort iz Barbie Dreemhowse!
Oh noes! Nobuddy posted teh SPLORT alert fur dis wun. Kittehs so kyoot dey makes ure hed esplode, and den wut u do?
Always, always ware ur CHRG (wdoi) wen viewing teh kyootitude of teh kittehs. Is varry important fur containing teh branes witch u cant aford to looze.
Dis message brot to u by teh Cyute Crash Cart, fer all ur splorting needs.
We now return u to ur regularly scheduled lols.
(CCC, I can haz soft blankie, plz? An choklit? An a rum wif a vyoo in teh HSRW? Kthxbye)
Fanks, doctorcat! If I’d nawt red yur warnin, I wuld hab splorted all ober teh couch an teh long-hared kitteh. dese kittehs ar too kyoot fur werds!
*gibs doctorcat a sawft bloo blankie an a bery larg hunk ov choklit*
*grabs a blankie (purplish) an snuggles wif lawng-hared kitteh*
Oh dear… Doctorcat… How long haz yu bin liik tihs?? Heer yu R cawt in yr unnawares -dewing a publick serbis an .. oh deer!!!
**sweep sweep sweep** Heerz a nyce CHRG(wdoi) in sooving pastel Easter kullerz. *tuk tuk tuk* “hey, kum bak heer yoo!! ”
Yoo gotta be keerful… sum ov tehm liddel brane cells dew trii 2 git awai!!
Liddel buggerz..
Sawf blankie- comming up—bloo seams 2 bee yor culor… Heer’s a nyce possim chawklit 10 pak…Dark chawklit – 4 teh anti-axidints… and teh rezerbashun 4 a sweet @ teh HSRW. Oh, anna chawklit martooni, 2…
Naow yoo jus riilax an gane bak yor strenf.
Ohai, PwnedBy2Kittehs!! GMTA.. Gets awkwa bloo blankee an settles in wif
PwnedBy2Kittehs and Doctorcat…. MMMmmm Cooozyyzzzzzzzzz
Misogynist kittens are misogynist.
I can’t stop staring at dat sweet face. Dat’s teh sweetest face I’ve seen in a loooong time.
Kafleen, Ai’m trying to vote you nutther cheezburger, but it woan let me do it.????
Sausage fest.
oh no…second grade deja voooo
hilarious…. I remember the time we used to stuff our puppies into toy boxes.. and play games with them
dis hamburgr fort. No hotdog pups allowed! No room for daz’n fem-katz nedder!
U hafta sey de passwird
It’z… um…
Put ur fase on de bocks
“Pfffffffffffffthththphhh!”
Hee hee, I gotted u!
Is he-manz wimmin h8rz klub! Until Darla showz up, anywai.
*giggles upon giggles*
but teh girlz r alowed unda some circumstances