Comments on: I no can has cheezburger

By: Moira

Moira — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 04:09:04 +0000

An teh moca. Chonklit an moca mixd haz a delishus flavr.

By: branewalker

branewalker — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 02:05:38 +0000

Okai, I sez it, caws no won els did:

Butt cheezbrgr IZ fast fud!

By: Katzi

Katzi — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 02:20:43 +0000

U can haz az much cheezburger in 8 more daze OK kitteh?Easpurr ends Lent!

By: idansdansdans

idansdansdans — Sun, 16 Mar 2008 04:29:05 +0000

Yumz!

By: idansdansdans

idansdansdans — Sun, 16 Mar 2008 04:26:41 +0000

Hmmm.. Reminds meh ob teh tyme ai dreemd ai wus eetin a biiiig ole mawrshmello…
Ai waiked up an mai pillow wuz gone!!!! GMDA

By: idansdansdans

idansdansdans — Sun, 16 Mar 2008 04:04:33 +0000

Cheezburgerz awl arownd!!! Itz Caturday, aftur awl! Pipsii, pipsii, cowke, rootbeeflote, chawklit mawltid… There ya goez…

By: mary O'Spockn

mary O'Spockn — Sun, 16 Mar 2008 03:18:18 +0000

prayers & thoughts go to you, {{{momcat, fisshykitteh, gascat, spoosecat }}}

By: greasycat

greasycat — Sat, 15 Mar 2008 19:51:45 +0000

Kosher Kitteh feelz lent kitteh’s pain. No can has cheezburger ever.

By: Maude Larke

Maude Larke — Sat, 15 Mar 2008 08:33:54 +0000

Not nice ta lent ya a cheezburger; shud give instead.

By: gascat

gascat — Sat, 15 Mar 2008 08:17:26 +0000

I iz a purple PEEPSL eata!

momcat

By: gascat

gascat — Sat, 15 Mar 2008 08:09:49 +0000

ifnz I no canz haz mask, i canz haz maskaira?
We especial ed teachaz gotz da stelth fingaz! I kin snatch n grabz a toi ina 2 seknud kidz dropz itz. Iz gud atz da bait n swich ( I offaz beeg crayon to da kid n deh gib meiz da toi kar), n iz real gud atz da sneeky fingz offa da table whil distrackn kidz (lern dat wun frum da kitteh- pat- pat- pat- uh oh! itz goez onda flor! How it duz dat?

momcat

updatez onda kitteh fambli- weiz hadz berri badz monf- spoose almos losted job, himz boss beez beeg meani fing, shez wuz yellin atz him ebery dai, mai teacha in mai clas hatzez me ( Iz classz on da edamacational testn- mai dadi kitteh waz prof cat inz edamacational testn, I grewz up wif da stuf… unfortamente I ‘pears ta no moar den da teacha… Iz bein gud nawt sayin much- butz mai clasmatz keepz sayn how deh learn sos muc frum me…. teacha tolz me to goez sitz inda corna n SHUTZ UP! Iz no phun…..
fishykitteh gotz sos down shez wantz to go join ceilin cat……
BUT clasz dun dis WEEK!!!!
Springin break kumin up!
Spoose gotz neu job bak in ORYGUN! WEIZ GOIN HOM!
medicin (n da moov) makin fishykitteh awl bedda!
Spoose goin ta ORYGUN nex frysday…. gascat, fishykitteh, n sorted nanamals iz moovin in Joon! (wish meiz luk bein singlet parent two n 18 yer oldz n a 12 yer oldz for three monfs!
weiz a muc happier kitteh fambli nao!

By: gascat

gascat — Sat, 15 Mar 2008 07:28:59 +0000

Weiz epsicocat- weiz beeg on da lent allso. Awl ub uz beez in da choir. Fur uz lentz beez fortea daiz n nites (xceptn sumdais- which is awlwaiz a holimaday- we epsicocats getz r lent n kek too!) endz in holey weak which is nex week. holey weak iz alzo noen az “choir marafone weak” weiz pratize whensdai, singz thirstdai, frydai, n too timz on caterdai AN sumdai…..den weiz awl goez hom n SLEEPZ!

momcat

By: kafleen

kafleen — Sat, 15 Mar 2008 04:22:51 +0000

*pokes arown underbrush wiff teezing stick*

Calls to Johnson, “Dat’s wut I wuz on wen I wuz a littul pregnunt!”

*laffs and runs awai*

By: johnson442

johnson442 — Sat, 15 Mar 2008 03:21:49 +0000

Is a few hearabouts, yes!

By: johnson442

johnson442 — Sat, 15 Mar 2008 03:13:11 +0000

What? You never heard of a “partial fast”?
Is much info on web on subject. Interested parties should look for it.
(Ducking back into underbrush before “lecture” attack starts!)

By: Hyla's Brook

Hyla's Brook — Sat, 15 Mar 2008 02:30:17 +0000

Dis is SO interesting! I has red about Coptic Christianity – a vry OLD Christian church. U no use Gregorian kalendar? Use de Julian calendar? Best wishes getting thru Lent. Easter will be good celebration.

By: jezza

jezza — Sat, 15 Mar 2008 01:19:55 +0000

george best was from ‘norn irn’, he bestest thing thst happened to unite communities (b4 chukkle bros lol).

By: kafleen

kafleen — Sat, 15 Mar 2008 00:45:32 +0000

ebbur try using teh lactaid pills?

dat wutt we use in our house an nom alll teh milkees wee wunt!

By: D.R.

D.R. — Sat, 15 Mar 2008 00:21:33 +0000

I can’t has choklit buneez on Eester, either

Choklit bad fer kittehs

By: docdragon

docdragon — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 23:51:10 +0000

If U lent cheezburger, U can eats it when U get it back!

By: Romeow

Romeow — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 23:48:59 +0000

Eber tried teh Tofu Scrambler by Fantastic Foods?
Gud nom noms fur brekfee.

By: Romeow

Romeow — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 23:44:53 +0000

It seems dat almost awl pakaged fud is high in sodium.
But, I’ll taek high sodium ober high saturated fats and hormones enny dai.

By: Romeow

Romeow — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 23:42:42 +0000

Yeah, eating onwee selected fuds is nawt fasting,
dat’s a restricted diet.

By: Luna Kitteh

Luna Kitteh — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 23:42:21 +0000

Wuhtzzat sumell???? O, sowwy, buht es taht joo, Tidmum? hmmm..wheww!
Ai meens, taht’s nyce, yup… umm…LCB, effen ai wuz 2 borry teh bananadana furm mai leetleboi kitteh at hoam ( n mebbbeh nawt telz hymns, n et wuz poor pulls, cud ai has a mask, mebbe a greeny won for teh Saynte Padrriaks Dai? Ai luffs teh greeny wons.. wif xparklees???

By: Tidmum

Tidmum — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 23:29:45 +0000

By: gibbocat

gibbocat — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 23:28:16 +0000

noe butt hur am hoepin teh YNG mai b!!

By: tinsee

tinsee — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 23:26:01 +0000

i noes how kitteh feel. i no can has cheez or burger dis lent. i wantz mai meet an dairy fud!

By: Luna Kitteh

Luna Kitteh — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 23:22:48 +0000

AAAAAAAAAAaaa-meennnnnssssss!

By: alleykitten

alleykitten — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 22:59:07 +0000

s’okay, kitty. we can still has see fud

By: okaasan59

okaasan59 — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 22:58:26 +0000

Kitteh no haz cheezbrgr but he haz big tom kitteh cheekz. So…no cheezburger but maybeez he gots to keepz hiz…fambly jools? Is sumfin.

By: matilda

matilda — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 22:56:01 +0000

Was biiig sacrifice(not) for us kids , no meat on Friday…fisn’nchips, yaaa. y.

By: marmot

marmot — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 21:28:47 +0000

O noes! ICHC can has no koashr kittehs!? Dey can just has hambrgr then and joyn ICHH.

By: marmot

marmot — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 21:22:00 +0000

Tell Eestr Bunneh no organz in mah Eestr bukkit plz. Even if thair mayd of marchmella.

By: kiwu riptide

kiwu riptide — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 21:18:42 +0000

coolz a crischen lol catz iz swo awshum

By: keykat

keykat — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 21:16:41 +0000

Kettehs do two eats de tofu! I veggie an mai bebes don let mii not-share wit dem. Dey all gets gushy fud, an can fishy fud an libber, butt dey like to cheque watt mommy eats an shares sum tofu-tastes-like-meat two. So there :p

By: turtlol

turtlol — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 21:14:57 +0000

I can has sushi-burger?

By: Dread Poet Jethro

Dread Poet Jethro — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 21:01:28 +0000

No burger cuz Lent…
Lent to whom and for how long?
Sure it will come back?

By: keykat

keykat — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 21:00:12 +0000

I spearmint wit not-milks cause fambly is lactose-not-dichesting. I feeds goodies to dey test subjekts inna blind taste testings an sum dey likes an sum is pleh. Butt dey nebber guess I iz using soymilk. Don tell OK, iz secret.

De branded “Silk” be gud, esp. xocolate. Tri de “So Nice” soymilk in vanyla flavr onna serial an in koffee. Nommy.
I tries de ricemilk two, No Want! De almond milk bees gud fur hot xocolattes an fur koking.

Yu chust gotta try, try, try agin.

AN Lent be obber berry soon fur usen not-be-Coptic-or-Orthodox Xristian types. Oh Joi!

By: Kit N Kat

Kit N Kat — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 20:36:41 +0000

s’ok lil kitn. i givz u 2 cheezburgr tumorow. then u mak up for lost tiem.
m =^_^= M

By: kafleen

kafleen — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 20:36:29 +0000

snurt

By: Tidmum

Tidmum — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 20:28:31 +0000

Ohh balls!! Heeheeee

By: infamousqbert

infamousqbert — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 20:22:41 +0000

*snerk* ai sed “testes” an didun eben knoes it!!

By: Tessie

Tessie — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 20:15:37 +0000

Prayze Ceiling Cat!! Put yur hands on yur kitteh and say Hallelooyah!

By: infamousqbert

infamousqbert — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 20:12:12 +0000

hm, wii methudistestes jus gaev up wuteber. wuzunt a purtiklar fing wii awl gabe up tugedder. wuz spozed tu be sumpfing dat yu wuz dep…diipen…lyke a LAWT an didun wanna stop haffin/doin. lyke sodee-pawps or cussin.

By: Tessie

Tessie — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 20:10:11 +0000

This iz goin bak a wayz, but many yeers ago in Sundae skool, I lerned that Cat-licks fast for the 40 days of Lent to obzurv the 40 days that Jebus (like Ceiling Cat but hoomin) spent aloan in the desert be4 Good Fridae. To the best of mai filosofical understanding as a 7 year old, the ID wuz to xperiense a sakrifice. It uzed 2B that Cat-licks werr not alloud to eat meet on any Friday uv the year. I fink that now meet is only supposed to be given up for Lent, or it cud be anuther sakrifice (like give up smoking, etc.).

Az far az I no, fish an dairee are OK.

By: mary O'Spockn

mary O'Spockn — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 20:09:58 +0000

*pssssssssssst gremlin*
*whispurrs con spirit aurally*

why don cha steel the Fur Vest LCB gotted at teh wintah olimpiks?

By: telefecteau

telefecteau — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 20:08:34 +0000

“totally ironic, cause i wuz gonna gif u a chzburger. today.”

Choosing to give someone something when they can’t have it is not irony…

bad spelling I can lif wit, bad ingrish no so much.

must have lernt ingrish from ALANIS MORISSETTE

By: mary O'Spockn

mary O'Spockn — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 20:02:35 +0000

*looks at botlol in hands*
*ponduhs*

OH!! Dat’s wut dat’s four! Here Gremlin- hears sum anti-bakteerial kreme.
I been wandrin around wif dat for idontnohaolong.
Why dint choo say sumfin?

By: Tidmum

Tidmum — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 19:55:55 +0000

Ai * ahem* borroweded teh parfum frum sumwhere? ai carnt seem tew renemmber whare.
*walks awai skritchin teh hed*

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 19:54:50 +0000

Is u overflowin’ too?