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Is Lent

totally ironic, cause i wuz gonna gif u a chzburger. today.

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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?

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Cookie's Human

But I iz blessed by de Lord.

Cookie's Human

Ceiling Cat heres my prayers, and be blessing my fasting.

mary O'Spockn

canst thou nawt hab teh see fuds?

mary O'Spockn

hehe :i sees da fuds, i eets it” type o fing? mebbee dat wud nawt be teh
rite spirit to has…

 
Cookie's Human

No - no beef, poultry, seafood or dairy products for 55 days (Coptic Easter is April 27) (I admits, I kinds of slides on da abstinence from milk. If I couldn’t eat da cereal or has da okkashional choklate milk, I think I curls up and dies.)

mary O'Spockn

soymilk nawt too bad. speshully teh chonklit kind.

kafleen

Oh, gurllll…soymilk B teh pleh!
Pleh!
Pleh!
Butt teh Chai Smoovie wiff soymilk bee teh bomb!

Miss Dawn

Silk soymilk be teh NOM NOM NOM! Speshully teh choklit flavr. Verreh rich an choklitty.

keykat

I spearmint wit not-milks cause fambly is lactose-not-dichesting. I feeds goodies to dey test subjekts inna blind taste testings an sum dey likes an sum is pleh. Butt dey nebber guess I iz using soymilk. Don tell OK, iz secret.

De branded “Silk” be gud, esp. xocolate. Tri de “So Nice” soymilk in vanyla flavr onna serial an in koffee. Nommy.
I tries de ricemilk two, No Want! De almond milk bees gud fur hot xocolattes an fur koking.

Yu chust gotta try, try, try agin.

AN Lent be obber berry soon fur usen not-be-Coptic-or-Orthodox Xristian types. Oh Joi!

kafleen

ebbur try using teh lactaid pills?

dat wutt we use in our house an nom alll teh milkees wee wunt!

 
 
 
 
Moira

An teh moca. Chonklit an moca mixd haz a delishus flavr.

 
 
rhsb

Iz dat 4 da catlick peepuls?

Whai u fast lyk dat?

mary O'Spockn

she be Coptic Christian.

 
 
Cookie's Human

I iz wid da Coptic Orthodox Church (Egyptian Christians) (I not be Egyptian, but mai huzband be). Coptic Church iz very much like Greek or Russian Orthodox Churches. But church kalendar is the same kalendar used in anshent Egypt even before Christianity came to Egypt in around 60 AD. (By dah way, dis be da 6th day of Baramhat), and we haz a lot of fasting; the ancient Egyptian language used at the time when Christianity arrived - called Coptic - is used in da services (along with Arabic and English).

In may best Rodney Dangerfield voyce: “Its a tuff church. Tuff church. (But I loves it.)

lolcatburglar

Now ur confyoosing me by menshuning Rodney Dangerfield.
.
Wasn’t he a Comic Christian?

 
Hyla's Brook

Dis is SO interesting! I has red about Coptic Christianity - a vry OLD Christian church. U no use Gregorian kalendar? Use de Julian calendar? Best wishes getting thru Lent. Easter will be good celebration.

gascat

Weiz epsicocat- weiz beeg on da lent allso. Awl ub uz beez in da choir. Fur uz lentz beez fortea daiz n nites (xceptn sumdais- which is awlwaiz a holimaday- we epsicocats getz r lent n kek too!) endz in holey weak which is nex week. holey weak iz alzo noen az “choir marafone weak” weiz pratize whensdai, singz thirstdai, frydai, n too timz on caterdai AN sumdai…..den weiz awl goez hom n SLEEPZ!

momcat

 
 
 
MrsQ

catlick, ortoducks, an sum protest-antz

i’z menno-nite an i gavez up chokolat…
i feelz lik teh kitteh an I’z stil eatin cheeze. pur kitteh.

JAJEH

AI gibz ub smowkin fur lend. Sinz ai dohn smowk 2 begin wid, it maeks laief a lod eezier.

Ambercat

lyk me; Ai gayv up teh seksdrugsanroknrole. Well, Ai wud hav, if Ai had ennee! Sumtyms Ai gibs up teh alkyhole - maeks me verree cheep dayt by Eester!

Cookie's Human

Like da guy who quickly went through a large inheritance - explaining himself, he said he spent most of his inheritance on wine, women, and son. Then he just wasted the rest of it .

Ambercat

taht wus Jorje Best! Verree faymus futballer, teh furst celery britty futballer.
http://www.manutdzone.com/legends/GeorgeBest.htm

 
jezza

george best was from ‘norn irn’, he bestest thing thst happened to unite communities (b4 chukkle bros lol).

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Tessie

This iz goin bak a wayz, but many yeers ago in Sundae skool, I lerned that Cat-licks fast for the 40 days of Lent to obzurv the 40 days that Jebus (like Ceiling Cat but hoomin) spent aloan in the desert be4 Good Fridae. To the best of mai filosofical understanding as a 7 year old, the ID wuz to xperiense a sakrifice. It uzed 2B that Cat-licks werr not alloud to eat meet on any Friday uv the year. I fink that now meet is only supposed to be given up for Lent, or it cud be anuther sakrifice (like give up smoking, etc.).

Az far az I no, fish an dairee are OK.

matilda

Was biiig sacrifice(not) for us kids , no meat on Friday…fisn’nchips, yaaa. y.

 
 
 
insertnamehere.99999

No seafood or dairy either? YIKES! Vegan for almost 2 months….. I couldn’t do it. I hope you’re taking your vitamins!

 
infamousqbert

hm, wii methudistestes jus gaev up wuteber. wuzunt a purtiklar fing wii awl gabe up tugedder. wuz spozed tu be sumpfing dat yu wuz dep…diipen…lyke a LAWT an didun wanna stop haffin/doin. lyke sodee-pawps or cussin.

infamousqbert

*snerk* ai sed “testes” an didun eben knoes it!! :o

 
 
 
 
miss foots

I iz on teh see fud diet. I sees fud an I eeets it.

Tidmum

Datz mai kyne ob diet. :lol:

 
 
 
 
mary O'Spockn

amens. oopsie anoms.

congradulashuns!

mary O'Spockn

has you a rekwest foar songndanz, oar aer yoo leebing us to our own de vices wilest you duz teh brane surjrees?

Cookie's Human

I leeve da matter in yor hands to chooz a song - I still haz a fever, and will probably curl up for another catnap shortly. So keep the noise down a little, K?Thnx

mary O'Spockn

in honur ob teh not eeting ob meet heres UFOTOFU -BelaFlek
is musical palindrome (as is teh tytul)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqCLup7Cgd8

 
 
 
 
kafleen

{{{{{cookie’s human}}}}}}
U can has a hug an a choklit chip cookie an a flowur instead? :)

Cookie's Human

IT BE A MIRAKLE! I didn’t TRY to put emotikon there!!!! I just did the manual colon and parenthi,,,parrenth…um, curled thing, and dere be da emtikon! It be a Mirakle of de Lent!

 
Tessie

Prayze Ceiling Cat!! Put yur hands on yur kitteh and say Hallelooyah!

Luna Kitteh

AAAAAAAAAAaaa-meennnnnssssss!

 
 
 
 
 
 
mary O'Spockn

you can has tofu burger dough…

mary O'Spockn

adn mebbee sum Lindt chonklit.

lolcatburglar

’scuse me, MaryO? This peeca Lint chocklit u gived me from ur pokket has fuzzies and dirt and other stuffs sticking all to it.

cheshirepat

‘zonly eztra ruffage…

lolcatburglar

Oh. Thx. Still, do not want.
.
I can has moar extry softage, plz?

 
 
mary O'Spockn

adn yer poynt wud be? you lukkin a gift fuzz in teh mouf?

lolcatburglar

Tell u whut: I’ll put it in UR mouf and look at it.
.
Open wide!

 
insertnamehere.99999

i no 1 fing 4 shur - i no puts it dere. PLEH x 1000!

 
 
 
 
Cookie's Human

Ackshually, to my great surprises, I likes da tofu burger. I even eats it when nots fasting. (Duzzn’t really taste like a reel burger, but iz gud -kinda- on its own).

mary O'Spockn

yeah, dare nawt too bad. those NotDawgs (soyweenerfoodproduct) aer an abnominashun. much pleh.

Cookie's Human

Will not try them.

lovcharliecat

tofu??!!! tofu!!!?? kittehs no eat tofu - pleh n teh duble majer pleh! Ken I has tuna fishees? dat be alouwd?

keykat

Kettehs do two eats de tofu! I veggie an mai bebes don let mii not-share wit dem. Dey all gets gushy fud, an can fishy fud an libber, butt dey like to cheque watt mommy eats an shares sum tofu-tastes-like-meat two. So there :p

Romeow

Eber tried teh Tofu Scrambler by Fantastic Foods?
Gud nom noms fur brekfee.

 
 
 
 
 
Romeow

Teh Morningstar link “sausages”
r gud nom noms.

mary O'Spockn

yup. my mane objekshun to moast ob the meet substitoot products is dat dey aer teh berry high in sodyum.

Cookie's Human

Mai huzband and I eats very few meet substitoots while fasting (except for da vegi-burgers), but I know others that I call “The Qweens of Soy” they uses da soy beef, da soy chikken, da soy milk and da soy cheeze….akshually, I think it gets soy disgusteeng.

 
Romeow

It seems dat almost awl pakaged fud is high in sodium.
But, I’ll taek high sodium ober high saturated fats and hormones enny dai.

 
 
 
kafleen

I had a Garden Burger wunts at teh Bakery in SF.

Mah sweet cook made it furr me caws she was nice. Wiff toasted focaccia and basil mayo and artee
chokes and all sorts of good stuff. Wuz teh best ebbur sandwich, maded wiff
lubb.

Foods maded wiff lub and thanked furr r teh best wuns! :)