I no can has cheezburger
Is Lent
totally ironic, cause i wuz gonna gif u a chzburger. today.
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But I iz blessed by de Lord.
Ceiling Cat heres my prayers, and be blessing my fasting.
canst thou nawt hab teh see fuds?
hehe :i sees da fuds, i eets it” type o fing? mebbee dat wud nawt be teh
rite spirit to has…
No – no beef, poultry, seafood or dairy products for 55 days (Coptic Easter is April 27) (I admits, I kinds of slides on da abstinence from milk. If I couldn’t eat da cereal or has da okkashional choklate milk, I think I curls up and dies.)
soymilk nawt too bad. speshully teh chonklit kind.
Oh, gurllll…soymilk B teh pleh!
Pleh!
Pleh!
Butt teh Chai Smoovie wiff soymilk bee teh bomb!
Silk soymilk be teh NOM NOM NOM! Speshully teh choklit flavr. Verreh rich an choklitty.
I spearmint wit not-milks cause fambly is lactose-not-dichesting. I feeds goodies to dey test subjekts inna blind taste testings an sum dey likes an sum is pleh. Butt dey nebber guess I iz using soymilk. Don tell OK, iz secret.
De branded “Silk” be gud, esp. xocolate. Tri de “So Nice” soymilk in vanyla flavr onna serial an in koffee. Nommy.
I tries de ricemilk two, No Want! De almond milk bees gud fur hot xocolattes an fur koking.
Yu chust gotta try, try, try agin.
AN Lent be obber berry soon fur usen not-be-Coptic-or-Orthodox Xristian types. Oh Joi!
ebbur try using teh lactaid pills?
dat wutt we use in our house an nom alll teh milkees wee wunt!
An teh moca. Chonklit an moca mixd haz a delishus flavr.
Iz dat 4 da catlick peepuls?
Whai u fast lyk dat?
she be Coptic Christian.
She’s a religious police ossifer?
I iz wid da Coptic Orthodox Church (Egyptian Christians) (I not be Egyptian, but mai huzband be). Coptic Church iz very much like Greek or Russian Orthodox Churches. But church kalendar is the same kalendar used in anshent Egypt even before Christianity came to Egypt in around 60 AD. (By dah way, dis be da 6th day of Baramhat), and we haz a lot of fasting; the ancient Egyptian language used at the time when Christianity arrived – called Coptic – is used in da services (along with Arabic and English).
In may best Rodney Dangerfield voyce: “Its a tuff church. Tuff church. (But I loves it.)
Now ur confyoosing me by menshuning Rodney Dangerfield.
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Wasn’t he a Comic Christian?
Dis is SO interesting! I has red about Coptic Christianity – a vry OLD Christian church. U no use Gregorian kalendar? Use de Julian calendar? Best wishes getting thru Lent. Easter will be good celebration.
Weiz epsicocat- weiz beeg on da lent allso. Awl ub uz beez in da choir. Fur uz lentz beez fortea daiz n nites (xceptn sumdais- which is awlwaiz a holimaday- we epsicocats getz r lent n kek too!) endz in holey weak which is nex week. holey weak iz alzo noen az “choir marafone weak” weiz pratize whensdai, singz thirstdai, frydai, n too timz on caterdai AN sumdai…..den weiz awl goez hom n SLEEPZ!
momcat
catlick, ortoducks, an sum protest-antz
i’z menno-nite an i gavez up chokolat…
i feelz lik teh kitteh an I’z stil eatin cheeze. pur kitteh.
AI gibz ub smowkin fur lend. Sinz ai dohn smowk 2 begin wid, it maeks laief a lod eezier.
lyk me; Ai gayv up teh seksdrugsanroknrole. Well, Ai wud hav, if Ai had ennee! Sumtyms Ai gibs up teh alkyhole – maeks me verree cheep dayt by Eester!
Like da guy who quickly went through a large inheritance – explaining himself, he said he spent most of his inheritance on wine, women, and son. Then he just wasted the rest of it .
taht wus Jorje Best! Verree faymus futballer, teh furst celery britty futballer.
http://www.manutdzone.com/legends/GeorgeBest.htm
If I memberz korrekly, he wuz not only wun uv best soccer players ever, but bery bery handsum.
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George Best Dating ge%2Bbest&sa=X&oi=image_result&resnum=1&ct=image&cd=2
Like, we’re talkin Nawty Barn materiul, here!
george best was from ‘norn irn’, he bestest thing thst happened to unite communities (b4 chukkle bros lol).
This iz goin bak a wayz, but many yeers ago in Sundae skool, I lerned that Cat-licks fast for the 40 days of Lent to obzurv the 40 days that Jebus (like Ceiling Cat but hoomin) spent aloan in the desert be4 Good Fridae. To the best of mai filosofical understanding as a 7 year old, the ID wuz to xperiense a sakrifice. It uzed 2B that Cat-licks werr not alloud to eat meet on any Friday uv the year. I fink that now meet is only supposed to be given up for Lent, or it cud be anuther sakrifice (like give up smoking, etc.).
Az far az I no, fish an dairee are OK.
Was biiig sacrifice(not) for us kids , no meat on Friday…fisn’nchips, yaaa. y.
No seafood or dairy either? YIKES! Vegan for almost 2 months….. I couldn’t do it. I hope you’re taking your vitamins!
hm, wii methudistestes jus gaev up wuteber. wuzunt a purtiklar fing wii awl gabe up tugedder. wuz spozed tu be sumpfing dat yu wuz dep…diipen…lyke a LAWT an didun wanna stop haffin/doin. lyke sodee-pawps or cussin.
*snerk* ai sed “testes” an didun eben knoes it!!
Ohh balls!! Heeheeee
I iz on teh see fud diet. I sees fud an I eeets it.
Datz mai kyne ob diet.
amens. oopsie anoms.
congradulashuns!
has you a rekwest foar songndanz, oar aer yoo leebing us to our own de vices wilest you duz teh brane surjrees?
I leeve da matter in yor hands to chooz a song – I still haz a fever, and will probably curl up for another catnap shortly. So keep the noise down a little, K?Thnx
in honur ob teh not eeting ob meet heres UFOTOFU -BelaFlek
is musical palindrome (as is teh tytul)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqCLup7Cgd8
{{{{{cookie’s human}}}}}}
U can has a hug an a choklit chip cookie an a flowur instead?
IT BE A MIRAKLE! I didn’t TRY to put emotikon there!!!! I just did the manual colon and parenthi,,,parrenth…um, curled thing, and dere be da emtikon! It be a Mirakle of de Lent!
*pop donk!*
<3 !
Prayze Ceiling Cat!! Put yur hands on yur kitteh and say Hallelooyah!
AAAAAAAAAAaaa-meennnnnssssss!
you can has tofu burger dough…
adn mebbee sum Lindt chonklit.
’scuse me, MaryO? This peeca Lint chocklit u gived me from ur pokket has fuzzies and dirt and other stuffs sticking all to it.
‘zonly eztra ruffage…
Oh. Thx. Still, do not want.
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I can has moar extry softage, plz?
adn yer poynt wud be? you lukkin a gift fuzz in teh mouf?
Tell u whut: I’ll put it in UR mouf and look at it.
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Open wide!
i no 1 fing 4 shur – i no puts it dere. PLEH x 1000!
Ackshually, to my great surprises, I likes da tofu burger. I even eats it when nots fasting. (Duzzn’t really taste like a reel burger, but iz gud -kinda- on its own).
yeah, dare nawt too bad. those NotDawgs (soyweenerfoodproduct) aer an abnominashun. much pleh.
Will not try them.
tofu??!!! tofu!!!?? kittehs no eat tofu – pleh n teh duble majer pleh! Ken I has tuna fishees? dat be alouwd?
Kettehs do two eats de tofu! I veggie an mai bebes don let mii not-share wit dem. Dey all gets gushy fud, an can fishy fud an libber, butt dey like to cheque watt mommy eats an shares sum tofu-tastes-like-meat two. So there :p
Eber tried teh Tofu Scrambler by Fantastic Foods?
Gud nom noms fur brekfee.
Teh Morningstar link “sausages”
r gud nom noms.
yup. my mane objekshun to moast ob the meet substitoot products is dat dey aer teh berry high in sodyum.
Mai huzband and I eats very few meet substitoots while fasting (except for da vegi-burgers), but I know others that I call “The Qweens of Soy” they uses da soy beef, da soy chikken, da soy milk and da soy cheeze….akshually, I think it gets soy disgusteeng.
It seems dat almost awl pakaged fud is high in sodium.
But, I’ll taek high sodium ober high saturated fats and hormones enny dai.
I had a Garden Burger wunts at teh Bakery in SF.
Mah sweet cook made it furr me caws she was nice. Wiff toasted focaccia and basil mayo and artee
chokes and all sorts of good stuff. Wuz teh best ebbur sandwich, maded wiff
lubb.
Foods maded wiff lub and thanked furr r teh best wuns!
i use 2 has ressipi 4 vejie burgrz from skrach. is haz otmeelz & wall nuts but i 4got wot els. sum tofu i tink. dey woz full of win. dosent taest like meet but truely xlnt nom noms newai. i gots ressipy form veegan bedz & breffust plase.
notdogz & tofu puppehs is teh PLEH!
mai b i tryz moos wood cook bookx & sees if dey has ressipy liek dat. moos wood cook bookx is full of win 4 vejbateltarianz. Cookie’s Human, do u haz moos wood cook bookx? u shuld getz dem if u no has.
(p.s. htats “Moosewood Cookbook” in peepspeek. ders at leest 3 of em afaik.)
Anudder gud ressippee buk am “The Cranks cookery book”.
It am awl vegtabbleariun.Nommy ressipees.-Teh tomayto soop bee full ob win.-Nootrishuss an berree delisshuss.
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Terhe wuz a restront in Lundun(TTI) sum yeerz ago,ai dunno if it still der nao.
Uv coars u eats it when nots fasting. If u noms n.e.ting, u nots fasting!
Yeah, eating onwee selected fuds is nawt fasting,
dat’s a restricted diet.
What? You never heard of a “partial fast”?
Is much info on web on subject. Interested parties should look for it.
(Ducking back into underbrush before “lecture” attack starts!)
*pokes arown underbrush wiff teezing stick*
Calls to Johnson, “Dat’s wut I wuz on wen I wuz a littul pregnunt!”
*laffs and runs awai*
furr sum weerd reesun, I red, “Tofu burger breff” an dat maded mee laff!
ROFLmeow!
Who did u lends ur cheezburger to? Mabye they be finished wif it now and u can gets it back?
It wuz “lent” tew yew ai fink.
Can haz bak nao plz?
Oh, whoops. I thinked that u gived it to me, not lented it, so I taked it over to teh charrity senter and donated it to halp feed teh naked.
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U could prolly get it back but it won’t be in teh same form. U still wannit?
if yew keeps on feedin teh nekkid, dare’s gonna be lawts ob chubbynekkid peeps.
just sayin…
ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!
Errm,whut wud nakid peepz be wantin a cheezburger fur?
Ai doan fink wun wud cubber up tehyr ‘moddestee’?!!
Ohhh,eye see nao,dey am eet it nawt ware it.O.k.rite.gotchew.
Doan fink ai wan it bak nao sumhow.
U see, TM, peeps heer has been besmooching mah good name, akewsing me of all sorts of bad stuff, so I has been spending lottsa time working on mah favrit charrity projects to show that I is not bad (not a hunnert percent anyways.)
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So I reads to deaf chillrens, take blind chillrens on site-seeing toors, clothe the hongry and feed the nakey.
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That last one is tricky: on days when we is serving hot soop we hasta be extry careful not to spill any.
LCB, u is overflowin wiff teh funnee! Now, hoo bee deez besmoochers?
*looks rown, ingignantlee*
*sreps rite up*
Me! Me!
*SWAK
Uh-oh. If I is overflowin, u’d better put danger cones all around me and go find teh YNG and a mop.
Ooh! I can has YNG wit a mop?
Is u overflowin’ too?
noe butt hur am hoepin teh YNG mai b!!
Otay lcb. sawree,nawt meen to add tew teh beesmooching.
Yew am doin a wunnerful job wib teh chariddy werks.Yew reely am a gud,upstandin sittizen. -Doan get up too high tho
Heer am sum clobes fur teh hongree an sum fudz fur teh Nakey.Ai had a whip rown in mai nayberhood-Wen will dem lern to lokk demz dorz an windowes?
See.ai doin mai bit tew halp yew.
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P.s plz remynd teh Nakey nawt tew tuch ’sensitib’ parts after eetin teh hawt chilli sprinkleded on teh fud-teh soop am berree hawt too. Oweeee…
I’ve sayed it befoar and I’ll says it again another time to repeat: Teh larseny is strong in this own.
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TM, u is neerly reddy 4 ur own burglar mask. A plane one, not a elaborate one like mines, but u hasta start somewhares.
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*sniff* I remembers when I getted mah first mask. I seed it in teh window at teh store. It was a steal!
Ai hadz a gud teechur.
Ah, grasshoppah,
*nods wizely*
yoo haz much to lern frum owr LCB . . .
I fink masks ar so cumfturbull, soon ebberywun will be wayring wun.
Noes!1! U cannot just “ware” a mask.
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U hasta *earn* it.
yuu ernz it by steelin burple bandanaz frum sum pore kittehless purson…
Whut? Is ther an agean-sea that determinz hoo is wurthy uv teh mask?
Is ther a sertifikayshun test sumwhars?
I halped to induce splorting in an innosint spektaytor on a pikshor this mornink. I can has mask? Or is ayding an abetting a splort not mask-wurthy?
*wayts hoepfully fur respawns*
To be wurthy of teh mask u must undergo yeers of training, more yeers of a apprentissship, take a rigorous exam (but u has to give it back) and then get a certificat from teh Board of Stealth.
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Aiding and abetting a splort is not a something we Stealth Werkers do. Sounds moar like teh ballywick of teh muskle-weilding werkers, like teh bouncers, opposabul-thum-brakers and assorted goons. They does not ware masks. Try ur local DMV (Departments of Muscklebound Violenses).
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Oh, and u might want to hire a lolyer in case teh splortee decides to press charges.
Hmmph!
It sownds too hard to get teh mask.
I can do short vershun uv mask-wurthiness?
Heer, lukkit dis match buk kuvver.
It sez “Iffn yoo can draw this mask, yoo too can becum a lolcatburgler.” See? I draws a mask. I becums an LCB’er thru teh mayl?
*shakes hed sadly*
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Oh, gremlin. That’s teh point. U want teh mask? Then u has to work 4 it.
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And as for that matchbook cover, a) u should not plays wif matches and 2) look at teh return address. Same as MaryO’s! She is tryin to scam peeples to reek her rewengay on me 4 teh alleged theft of some purple banananananana.
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Rite now, teh only mask u can has is this one: put ur index fingers and oppsable thumbs together in front of u like ur makin’ 2 “OK” signs. Ten turn ur hands back so ur palms is facin’ ur face and teh finger-circles is around ur eyes.
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Got it? Let me see… Oh! U look poifect. Congratumalashuns, us is now in teh League of Stealth Elite Revering Stoodings (L.O.S.E.R.S.)
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Ware that mask loud and proud!
heehee
*Donkee sings*
Sum BODEE wunts tole me
teh wurld is gonna roll me
I aint teh sharpest tool in teh she-ed
She wuss lookin kinda dumb
wiff her fingur an her thumb
in teh shape ub an L on hur forhed…
*blinks*
Yoo meen MaryO set me up?
Why duz that nawt sorpryze meh.
Ther wuz that tym she lokked me under teh trap dor an wuddint even giv meh anti-bakteryal kreme fur mah woonds.
Ah duzzint wunna be a LOSER! I wunts to be a WINNER!
I tell yoo aym gunna be a theef an yoo kawl me a lyar.
*luks arownd fur sumpthing to steel to prov mahself*
*looks at botlol in hands*
*ponduhs*
OH!! Dat’s wut dat’s four! Here Gremlin- hears sum anti-bakteerial kreme.
I been wandrin around wif dat for idontnohaolong.
Why dint choo say sumfin?
*pssssssssssst gremlin*
*whispurrs con spirit aurally*
why don cha steel the Fur Vest LCB gotted at teh wintah olimpiks?
ifnz I no canz haz mask, i canz haz maskaira?
We especial ed teachaz gotz da stelth fingaz! I kin snatch n grabz a toi ina 2 seknud kidz dropz itz. Iz gud atz da bait n swich ( I offaz beeg crayon to da kid n deh gib meiz da toi kar), n iz real gud atz da sneeky fingz offa da table whil distrackn kidz (lern dat wun frum da kitteh- pat- pat- pat- uh oh! itz goez onda flor! How it duz dat?
momcat
updatez onda kitteh fambli- weiz hadz berri badz monf- spoose almos losted job, himz boss beez beeg meani fing, shez wuz yellin atz him ebery dai, mai teacha in mai clas hatzez me ( Iz classz on da edamacational testn- mai dadi kitteh waz prof cat inz edamacational testn, I grewz up wif da stuf… unfortamente I ‘pears ta no moar den da teacha… Iz bein gud nawt sayin much- butz mai clasmatz keepz sayn how deh learn sos muc frum me…. teacha tolz me to goez sitz inda corna n SHUTZ UP! Iz no phun…..
fishykitteh gotz sos down shez wantz to go join ceilin cat……
BUT clasz dun dis WEEK!!!!
Springin break kumin up!
Spoose gotz neu job bak in ORYGUN! WEIZ GOIN HOM!
medicin (n da moov) makin fishykitteh awl bedda!
Spoose goin ta ORYGUN nex frysday…. gascat, fishykitteh, n sorted nanamals iz moovin in Joon! (wish meiz luk bein singlet parent two n 18 yer oldz n a 12 yer oldz for three monfs!
weiz a muc happier kitteh fambli nao!
prayers & thoughts go to you, {{{momcat, fisshykitteh, gascat, spoosecat }}}
Aim shore it wuz an eezy steel fur teh Master ob teh art dat yew am.
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Ai Kin hab a ‘lerner’ mask plz?-Blak belvit?Thnx.
U want teh velvit? U can’t handle teh velvit!
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U can has black felt. With big “L” onnit for “lerner”
Wud that be a paduwan lerner?
WaaaaaaaaH!
Plz n priddy plz kin ai hab teh belbit? Mai skin am delicat.-an felt iz can be maded yoozin wee wee!
first gremlin wants to be simply handed a mask and full lolcatburglar status on a silver platter (and even then wouldn’t think to grab teh platter) and now TM is whining about teh mask she earned!
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I tells u, when I was startin’ out I hads to walk thru blizzerds just to steel a cup of coffee. And mah lerner mask? Burlap! And I was glad to has it.
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*Slinks away grumblin’, then smiles when “Shoplifters of teh Whirled Unite” comes up on teh iPawd.*
Yessum lcb Boss.
Otay ai tayke teh felt wun den.*sigh.Sniff sniff-* a faynt arowma ob wee,but as teh grand master gibbed it tew me,ai shall ignoar eet. * spray a bit ob channel nomber elebenty onnit.*
There u go. Now u’r lerning!
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Adopt, Adapt and Improve
Ai * ahem* borroweded teh parfum frum sumwhere? ai carnt seem tew renemmber whare.
*walks awai skritchin teh hed*
Wuhtzzat sumell???? O, sowwy, buht es taht joo, Tidmum? hmmm..wheww!
Ai meens, taht’s nyce, yup… umm…LCB, effen ai wuz 2 borry teh bananadana furm mai leetleboi kitteh at hoam ( n mebbbeh nawt telz hymns, n et wuz poor pulls, cud ai has a mask, mebbe a greeny won for teh Saynte Padrriaks Dai? Ai luffs teh greeny wons.. wif xparklees???
I involuntarily lent mah collar to LCB yesterdai,
and she muss still be lukin at it in teh sunlite.
Wen she’s dun lukin at it, Iz sure she’ll bringed it bak to meh.
She’s mah fren.
Oh… u wanted that back? Um, I taked that to teh charrity senter also and gived it to halp clothe teh hongry.
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They sed it was reel priddy and thx and they tried to play wif teh bell onnit but they was a little weak. Mostly they looked at teh bone-shaped ID tag and drooled.
Has a Filay O’Fishies…
adn shwimps!
a swhwimp po’boi (N’Orluns style) wins hanz down ober a chzbrgr.
I lieks the fryded erster po’boys bestest. Yuuuummmmm!
i can has six o one, haf duzen ob teh otter? tastee and nootrishus.
dat wood be six shwimps/erstahs, nawt 6 po bois.
*sidles kwietly ober to MaryO*
Um, MaryO – I taeks wun uv yor 6 po bois. An I rayzes yoo 3 moar shrimps. We can haz partay?
shure! it’s Caturdae eve- let teh fiestivitees begin!
Dey has teh po’boiz at teh Cay-jun playc neer mah wurkplayc. Dey b teh tastee n nootrishus! Dey has teh N’Awlin’s burgr. I yoojlee git dat wif chedur cheez. Dey surv it awn teh po’boi breds. Iz BIG cheezburgr nom-nom-nom-nom-nom….
Ai gits teh choklitchip bredpuddin wif aiskreem n rumsawc fur deezurt. Majur nommuj dere!
Ai’ll shaer mai fudz wif u, kitteh. U lyk da salmon? Ai’ll get sum sushi & shaer wif u.
Ai dew dis wif mai kitteh all da tyem. Hur lurves wh3n ai go to da stor an bring da sushi hoem!
Sushi is full of win !!1!
I can has sushi-burger?
WANT CHEESBURGER, what? i can? okey den kthxbi!!!1!!!!
Cheezburgerz awl arownd!!! Itz Caturday, aftur awl! Pipsii, pipsii, cowke, rootbeeflote, chawklit mawltid… There ya goez…
Kitteh luks sew sad!
Want to give hugz to kitteh! No poyntee endz, tho.
Kthxbai.
Doant wury, iznt long till Ceiling Cat iz rizen. Then u get plenteh cheezburgers in ur Eestr bukkit.
I can haz peeps in mai eester bukkit too?? pleeezzze??
? Du u meen marchmella chickie peeps, or reel chickies, or purrhaps peeple peeps?
Hmmm… decishuns, decishunz….
marchmella peep will be fyne! If u wanna share ai will gives u all mai jellybeenz.
Marchmella peepl? U gonna be able 2 finish that by urself?
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Reminds me of this thingy I rited oncet for a hyoomer site:
“I dreamed I ate a giant gingerbread man. When I woke up my conjoined twin was gone.”
Oh noes! I hoep this storee bares no rezemblunz to teh Smalls!
*luks arownd to see if both Smalls is OK*
Donut beez teh worries, gremlin. It was a *giant* gingerbred man, not a Small one.
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(but i diddent knoes teh Smalls was conjoined! I knowed they was both teh evil one, tho.)
Diddn yoo noes teh wun Small is wayrin an organ frum teh uther?
They is not conjoyned twins teknikkally but it sownd liek they is organikally conjoyned. Sorta.
Wow. I didnot knoes this.
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Mah bruvver gived me a guitar once, but never a organ.
Tell Eestr Bunneh no organz in mah Eestr bukkit plz. Even if thair mayd of marchmella.
Hmmm.. Reminds meh ob teh tyme ai dreemd ai wus eetin a biiiig ole mawrshmello…
Ai waiked up an mai pillow wuz gone!!!! GMDA
DEEL! Speshlee ib dey jelly belly jelly beans! Hope u v lodsa red ones.
U ken hab ahl mai marchmella chickee peeps
I iz a purple PEEPSL eata!
momcat
An in teh meentymes, joo can has fishie fry!
Actually, I iz l33t kosher. No can mix meat and cheez.
U ken haz fakee cheez (maed wid veggabull oil) n turkey bakin wid burger!
O noes! ICHC can has no koashr kittehs!? Dey can just has hambrgr then and joyn ICHH.
Kosher Kitteh feelz lent kitteh’s pain. No can has cheezburger ever.
I thinks Kitteh be saving burgurz in hims cheeks for after Lentz. Itz OK – hims not swallowing.
LOL!
slipperee slope kitteh!
Iz LENT?!?111??
To who n fur how long??!!11??
but i can haz tuna insted
nom nom nom
Here in Neu Yawk is moveded Sint Patriks Day, everybody iz dispenseded from friday absternence. We can haz cheezburger, or corneded beefs.
wii awl no Noo Yawk cenner ob teh Uniberse, but TEHY MOOBDED Sint Paddie’s Dai?!? Foar hangobers???
Hee hee, is b’cuz March sebenteenth is Monday of Holy Week and we not allowed to have saints days!
Mebbe kitteh iz a Booodist, an kant unerstan Y U takez himz cheezbrgrz away. Kitteh sez, “I doan beleevz in Cheezsaus, so I can has brgr nao plz”.
Iznaud cleer adawl whad relichous nominashun kitteh iz….bud iz cheesburger nomination.
To awl teh members uv teh cheez-nation. Yay!
*rayzes paw in support*
I is Catlick kitteh. No can has meat on Fridays in Lent. Can has cheezburger on other days, though!….However, some Catlick kitteh, like dis one, praktis moar xtreme self deniyull!
baptist kitteh sez: we no obzervs lent. i can has ur cheezburger? nom nom noms 2 cheezburgerz, kthxbai.
baptist kitteh brings a covered-dish casserowl of tunanoodles, as substitute for cheezburger
No can eatz cheezburger dureen Lent, but can theenk of dem. Lent will beez over soon and will mayk up for lost time…
so menneh diffrunt kittehs, all bein nice!
*hugs self wiff happee*
obsurvant kitteh is obsurvant
dis what happen when you send kitteh to cat lick skoolz…
but i wentz to cat lick skoolz… but like cheshirepat sez, today is movded st pattyday sew u can haz cornedbeef burgerz…
“totally ironic, cause i wuz gonna gif u a chzburger. today.”
Choosing to give someone something when they can’t have it is not irony…
bad spelling I can lif wit, bad ingrish no so much.
must have lernt ingrish from ALANIS MORISSETTE
snurt
s’ok lil kitn. i givz u 2 cheezburgr tumorow. then u mak up for lost tiem.
m =^_^= M
No burger cuz Lent…
Lent to whom and for how long?
Sure it will come back?
coolz a crischen lol catz iz swo awshum
Is a few hearabouts, yes!
Kitteh no haz cheezbrgr but he haz big tom kitteh cheekz. So…no cheezburger but maybeez he gots to keepz hiz…fambly jools? Is sumfin.
s’okay, kitty. we can still has see fud
i noes how kitteh feel. i no can has cheez or burger dis lent. i wantz mai meet an dairy fud!
If U lent cheezburger, U can eats it when U get it back!
I can’t has choklit buneez on Eester, either
Choklit bad fer kittehs
Not nice ta lent ya a cheezburger; shud give instead.
U can haz az much cheezburger in 8 more daze OK kitteh?Easpurr ends Lent!
Okai, I sez it, caws no won els did:
Butt cheezbrgr IZ fast fud!