Comments on: O hai – I is big kitteh now

By: Koolkiwi

Koolkiwi — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 00:35:28 +0000

ew nobusy wantz 2 tawk 2 cwazy old lady in her… wat wuz teh age agen?

By: Koolkiwi

Koolkiwi — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 00:33:42 +0000

yay! do comez bak wen we seez u agen London! u haz gud tiem ferr us kthxbai. LOL no nawt gone yet. juss wantz 2 see London goez 2 london wen???? nobudy noes. k London haz gud tiem fer us! wez be missing u! Mugglemary obiwan?? wut iz dat? teh shud haz gud tiem fer all of us who r nawt gonna see London till next winter… bwing us bak sumfing!

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 12:44:32 +0000

LOL!! Gud werk, lcb!!1 Yoo ar reelee the best!!

By: greasycat

greasycat — Sat, 15 Mar 2008 19:47:57 +0000

Dis bebbee kitteh rivals Dr. Tinycat for teh kyootest kitteh in teh world award.

By: salleh

salleh — Sat, 15 Mar 2008 09:45:45 +0000

u mai laff….oh yesss….but in teh days ov mi halcyon yute…ai was a prowd membur ov teh “Kenwood Marching Kazoo Band” an oh ……we wer teh reeely reely bad….tuk grate pride init….marcheded in teh th ov July parade…(folloed by miny ineeebreeeated hourz sittin awn a pole hittin eech odder wiff pillows an gettin noked into a big muddi whole…..)…..

(by teh way …u habbent herd anyfing till uv herd “Star Spanggleded Bannur ”
plaied bi 15 peeulz marchin bi wiff kazoos….mosse ebberywun laffed until dey was sik….an we wer prowd….our werk waz dun….

By: salleh

salleh — Sat, 15 Mar 2008 09:36:54 +0000

ah yesssss…. teh drinkies ov mi yute….memriz….ai haz dem……

By: Mugglemary

Mugglemary — Sat, 15 Mar 2008 05:38:26 +0000

kthx london! super splortz here, doo to kitteh tow fetish1 is not secret from mai kittehs- zeek hases teh blakk liddle toeses an obiwan has teh luvvliest liddle pink toeses..

By: sweepea

sweepea — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 23:56:55 +0000

*sigh* tahts lovelee.

By: Cmdr Data

Cmdr Data — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 23:47:56 +0000

Hmm. Something from your era, perhaps:

Est-ce que c’est la vraie vie ?
Est-ce que c’imagination est juste ?
Attrapé dans un éboulement
Aucune évasion de réalité
Ouvrez vos yeux
Regardez jusqu’aux cieux et voyez
Je suis juste un pauvre garçon, je n’ai besoin d’aucune sympathie
Puisque je suis venu facile, facile allez
Peu un haut, peu bas
Quoi qu’il en soit le vent souffle, n’importe pas vraiment à moi, à moi

By: sweepea

sweepea — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 23:36:57 +0000

as fur wetter yu or Cmdr Maus has moar flair in speekin ze Fronsch- ithink i’d hav t’hav moar exampls foar comparisun.

By: sweepea

sweepea — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 23:31:24 +0000

I’m sorry Data. I didn’t see you there.

By: Cmdr Data

Cmdr Data — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 23:30:06 +0000

Oh… I see. I am sure that Supreme Commander Maus says it with more flair than I. But it does not indicate than I mean it any the less.

By: Cmdr Data

Cmdr Data — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 23:22:44 +0000

I speak many human and humanoid languages. Is this a problem?

By: CheshireKittehKat

CheshireKittehKat — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 22:55:28 +0000

Ai fyne rite naow adn recovvured frum the SPLORT. Ebberyting will be ok until teh nex time a too kyoot kitteh picshure cums along, probly in the nex few sekonds. Mebee Ai will get mai boi’s ole Eagulls futbawl helmit, wich iz aroun hear somplaise, adn ware it next tyme, until teh CC wagun, or you, comes along. Ai doan hav eny CHRG here, becuz Ai am a Newbee …….*blush* ….. ..YAY LONDON YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Kthxbai.

By: London

London — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 20:44:33 +0000

Yep yep yep! I wuz lukinz fur da CCC anz awl I culd see wus meez meez meez. Didn furget nuttin did I? Evryting in plas? Awl de senses r der? Okey dokey. Diz CHCH iz makin meez grown up. suposz to do dat? Dis liek lief en da fasterz lane.

By: CheshireKittehKat

CheshireKittehKat — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 20:28:12 +0000

Tank yew, London. Ai owes yu big tyme. Feelin mush better naow, awlmost lik normul, whutever taht iz. Yu iz trooly mai Heroe adn Rescuuuer. So grate to has teh faythful cheezfrendz cloesbye. (((((((((((((((((London)))))))))))))))))))) XXXXX

By: AragornDK

AragornDK — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 20:20:50 +0000

O hai allz. *wayvs*
Thx fower al teh niec kommntz, ai rly lieks an presiaet tehm awl.
Kthxbai.

By: London

London — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 20:05:51 +0000

Fank yunz Tidmum! Iz werz scerd. Iz tinkin Iz culd reely uz a mooteeni rite bout nowz. Sluuurpz! OOops Sluurpz canz hep iz tooz gud. *deep breathing* (relaxation exercisez) tinks da shakz iz gon naos.

By: Tidmum

Tidmum — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 19:52:41 +0000

Yew did awl yew cud London.Onlee tyme will tell nao,on how teh recubberee is goin.
Gud job yew wuz arownd.Well dun.
Hab a martoonie an sum chokklit tew halp yew deel wib teh trawma.
Yew erned it.

By: London

London — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 19:33:27 +0000

wul Iz don uzully drinks but dis splort stuf iz makin meez tink bout dat. Durnz only gotz de rubin alcahal. Mindz meez to stok up fur I temps nodder splort repare.

By: London

London — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 19:25:23 +0000

OOOoohh Meez goodnesses agin. Furgotz de hot chocaliz an de blankiz. Plez felinez beterz an un blankie…supr sof…onliez gotz de beige. Nic an biggerz thogh.

By: London

London — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 19:21:34 +0000

OOOoohh meez Goodnesses Chesirekitteh. Iz zees de splortz butz nevers haz ta cumz to da rescuz. Triez to do tis rite. Sitz stills donz wantz to miz anyfing here. If sumone elz cums by Iz juz helpzin. Pat pitty pat de bwains. Duck Tayp??? Dat stuf iz imposible to gets off. Iz dat why wii uz it? Tippity Tape. Hugs and kisses. Hopz I didn furgetz nutin.

By: mary O'Spockn

mary O'Spockn — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 18:53:12 +0000

ah, yoo speek ze fronsch…

By: Eric

Eric — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 18:51:56 +0000

Smawl kitteh, big hart.

By: CheshireKittehKat

CheshireKittehKat — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 18:38:41 +0000

The kitteh iz so kyoot taht itz unbeleevabul. Ai feels an imminint splort comin awn, but Ai will try berry berrrry mush to fite it. Lil kitteh be so kyoot, taht it maikes yoo ferget awl yur trubbles……O Noes!!!!!!!!!!!!……HALP.!!!……….. …………………. SPLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!……….

By: Cmdr Data

Cmdr Data — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 18:28:11 +0000

Yes. But now Supreme Commander of the Universe Maus and myself must proceed to the computer core and perform several complicated and arcane tasks. It will take several hours. Until then…

Adieu, ma cherie…

*Was that adequate, Commander Maus?*
*Good stuff, Pinocchio*
*Snerk*

By: mary O'Spockn

mary O'Spockn — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 18:21:35 +0000

ohai, Data! are you werking on the Ode to Spot?

By: Cmdr Data

Cmdr Data — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 18:14:08 +0000

Why are you performing a bitwise AND operation here? This is not logical…

By: Maus

Maus — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 18:12:58 +0000

Yes: 7 & 7, which is Seagrams Seven (Canadian Whiskey) and 7-UP highball.

By: mary O'Spockn

mary O'Spockn — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 18:09:57 +0000

ooo ooo oooo dis is teh binaree, iznt it?

7&7?
.
hmmmm. i duznt no alkoholic dwrinks berry well.

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 18:04:45 +0000

Here is list:

# Pasty White Russian

# ASCII Sour

# Seagram’s Seven of Nine

# Harvey Codebanger

# Slow Comfortable Download Against the Firewall

# Chat Room on the Beach

# Dotcomikaze

# Blue Daiquiri Of Death

# Anything, as long as there’s a Mountain Dew chaser.

# Screamin’ Klingon

# SCSI Navel

# Rum and Jolt

# Your Company on the Rocks

# Sloe Porn Download

and the Number 1 Computer Nerd Alcoholic Beverage…

# Sex in Your Dreams

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 18:04:09 +0000

111 & 111

By: Maus

Maus — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 17:57:30 +0000

Seagrams Seven-of-Nine…

By: kafleen

kafleen — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 17:34:10 +0000

I has menneh happees latellee….

all mah speshul thots an messujes and feelins are now beein creatively
channelled…I is writin! Lots ub puzzul peeces bee startin to fit togeddur!

By: gremlin

gremlin — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 17:31:06 +0000

Do not haz a sad, kafleen. Whut wuz yor speschul happeh lub abowt today?

We can be happeh wif yoo – an Janet wil shorley be bak when she kan.

{kafleen}

By: Kayjoy

Kayjoy — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 17:29:50 +0000

Thanx kittehlurve,
i try to giv dem away or lose dem, but dey come creepin bak.
i hope u lose yours fur always.

By: Kayjoy

Kayjoy — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 17:24:06 +0000

Thanx Crazy-like-a -foxy-lady!
I’m happitail ur done wit them (n him,as he wuz teh cause of pane)

By: Kayjoy

Kayjoy — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 17:19:03 +0000

Thank u rhsb! i tried mo meds n went 2 bed n dreamt of kitteh. ZZZZ-purrrr.
i hope teh migranes r rare wit u, i prays dey goes away fureber!

By: Romeow

Romeow — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 17:15:49 +0000

There U R!
I frot I herd u marching round heer sumware!

By: kafleen

kafleen — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 16:59:03 +0000

By: gremlin

gremlin — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 16:41:33 +0000

Ooh, sownds wunnerful! Heerz a cuppla playn CHRG’s – wud yoo put sum pritteh pikshoors on dem? I lubs kittehs, flutterbys an humminbirds espeschully. An flowers.

Wuns yor dun, jus put ‘em bak on teh CCC. *wayvs paw toward CCC*
Teh uthers will shorly need them laytur!

Kthxbai!

By: KimW

KimW — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 16:35:09 +0000

Hai how you fixed for CHRG (wdoi)? We cud have draing party? I draws de ponies and kittehs, flutterbys and humminbirds.

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 16:34:22 +0000

{{{{{{kafleen}}}}}}

Ai must go now. Won’t be bak til veree veree layte. Sorree to miss yoo an awl the fun.

By: mary O'Spockn

mary O'Spockn — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 16:28:38 +0000

omit last werd. wuz typing in the twilitezone raparound.

By: kafleen

kafleen — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 16:28:02 +0000

{{{{{{{gremlin,Janet,Romeow}}}}}}}}

I has teh extra speshull happee lubs dis morneeng!

By: kafleen

kafleen — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 16:26:25 +0000

Hope u don’t mind mee dantsing in my uglee rubbur swimming cap wiff flowers.
Is too danguruss uddurwise….

By: Tidmum

Tidmum — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 16:09:05 +0000

Ohai Janet,
*sips teh hawt chokklit,an tugz teh beyyodiful blankie rown tite.*
feelin a liddle bedder nao.Few moar minnitz.
Hey Phillipe,Hey leeza-b,feelin bedder Yet?
We shore am beein lukked after an kaered fur.

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 16:02:11 +0000

Ohhhhhh!!1 Tidmum. Ai’m am still heer.

Heer. Ai helps yoo up. Puttin yoo ober heer wif Phllipe an leeza-b.

Now – *scraaaaoe!! plop!* *scoop scoop scoopity scoop ploop!*

There!!! aw bak wehre they belong!!! An now – teh CHRG(wdoi) – luk – ai found wun ov Ambercats orijunal wuns wif teh drawings of teh ellefant behines!!! Wuz way in teh bak!! *tug tug tug* THERE!!

Yoo seit there an hold Phillipes’ odder hand – an a raps yoo up in this niz green sawft blankee. an – of corse, teh yummee choklit ov coomfort.

{{{{{{Tidmum}}}}} You’ll be awl bedder reel quik.

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 15:55:42 +0000

On teh Top Five List oncet we dids “Drinks for Computer Nerds”, among which were SCSI Navel, ASCII Sour, And Many Moar!

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 15:50:34 +0000

*whispurrs* Maus – yoo furgot to put awn teh “hat.”