O hai - I is big kitteh now
I is this many weeks today
make sure dey don steal ur presenz.
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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Oh, heck!
SPLORT!!
I gots no CHRG. I gess I has to use tihs dongle…
Nope, taht dont werks. Hmmmm… how bout sum media cayses…
Sawry Maus! Heers da CHRG. *mop mop mop*. *stuff stuff stuff* hav sum hot choklit, heer I has sum wit sinamun in, mmmmmm nau u feels betr?
O noes! Emurjunsee calls from all ovar da wurld cumin in coz of dis pikshur.
haz to rusch. kthxbai
sowy, maus. i saw de … adn thot you wuz gonna add sumfin.
gud fing lovecat caem in to hep- dint meen t’leeb you dere in distress.
’s OK. I figgered wun ov yoo guize to comes to mai reskyoo…
Awwww - sorree Maus - ai wuzzn’t heer.
Sit daon!!1 Yoo got taht awn crooked. *adjust adjust SNAAAP* *pat pat pat*
There!!! MUCH bedder.
An - ai rellee think yoo probablee needs this sawft blankee.
Ummm - Scotch???
*whispurrs* Maus - yoo ar just supposed to lai there, awl helpless an splorted, until wun ov uz getz heer. An - gigglololololz - ai - ai reelee don’t think traing teh - dongle - wuz a gud idea. “self-help” ROLF!!!
Teh dongle wuz parshully suckcessfull: it plugded wun eer…
owie. dat duznt sound berry comfee.
here *lifs up CHRG, removes donglethingamabob*.
how bout some nice Tea, Erl Gray, hawt fur teh code?
*gentllee tuks in teh blankee*
dongle? don-gle? dongle? *walks awf lukin konfuzzled*
We tawked about this a number ov threads ago. Maus, an paws4thot.
A dongle iz apparentlee much liek a Unibersal cereal bus. an sumthing to do wif 20 years ago. Ai can’t say much moar - mai aiez were glayzing over.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dongle
“Dongle.”
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I’ll take “Equipments That Sound Dirty But Isn’t” for $600, plz, Alex.
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“Gender changer”
We alwais callded tehm “gender benders”…
SCSI (pronounced “SCUZZY”
*whispurrs* Maus - yoo furgot to put awn teh “hat.”
On teh Top Five List oncet we dids “Drinks for Computer Nerds”, among which were SCSI Navel, ASCII Sour, And Many Moar!
Seagrams Seven-of-Nine…
111 & 111
ooo ooo oooo dis is teh binaree, iznt it?
7&7?
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hmmmm. i duznt no alkoholic dwrinks berry well.
Yes: 7 & 7, which is Seagrams Seven (Canadian Whiskey) and 7-UP highball.
ah yesssss…. teh drinkies ov mi yute….memriz….ai haz dem……
Why are you performing a bitwise AND operation here? This is not logical…
ohai, Data! are you werking on the Ode to Spot?
Yes. But now Supreme Commander of the Universe Maus and myself must proceed to the computer core and perform several complicated and arcane tasks. It will take several hours. Until then…
Adieu, ma cherie…
*Was that adequate, Commander Maus?*
*Good stuff, Pinocchio*
*Snerk*
ah, yoo speek ze fronsch…
I speak many human and humanoid languages. Is this a problem?
Oh… I see. I am sure that Supreme Commander Maus says it with more flair than I. But it does not indicate than I mean it any the less.
I’m sorry Data. I didn’t see you there.
as fur wetter yu or Cmdr Maus has moar flair in speekin ze Fronsch- ithink i’d hav t’hav moar exampls foar comparisun.
Hmm. Something from your era, perhaps:
Est-ce que c’est la vraie vie ?
Est-ce que c’imagination est juste ?
Attrapé dans un éboulement
Aucune évasion de réalité
Ouvrez vos yeux
Regardez jusqu’aux cieux et voyez
Je suis juste un pauvre garçon, je n’ai besoin d’aucune sympathie
Puisque je suis venu facile, facile allez
Peu un haut, peu bas
Quoi qu’il en soit le vent souffle, n’importe pas vraiment à moi, à moi
*sigh* tahts lovelee.
Here is list:
# Pasty White Russian
# ASCII Sour
# Seagram’s Seven of Nine
# Harvey Codebanger
# Slow Comfortable Download Against the Firewall
# Chat Room on the Beach
# Dotcomikaze
# Blue Daiquiri Of Death
# Anything, as long as there’s a Mountain Dew chaser.
# Screamin’ Klingon
# SCSI Navel
# Rum and Jolt
# Your Company on the Rocks
# Sloe Porn Download
and the Number 1 Computer Nerd Alcoholic Beverage…
# Sex in Your Dreams
LOL!! Gud werk, lcb!!1 Yoo ar reelee the best!!
Hope u don’t mind mee dantsing in my uglee rubbur swimming cap wiff flowers.
Is too danguruss uddurwise….
my thots, zaktly.
congratulashuns! howz da code in teh hed?
has yu a rekwest fur songand/ordanz?
Teh code is beddur. Sittin in mai lungs at teh momunt, tho.
I has to hed down to Teh Dunjun to purrform a dongle-ectomy. Why dont yoo guize do an interprutives ballay to the theme frum Yung Frankensteen?
ummmmm, Janet, I finks we needs yure kurryography/directorial skills here.
Maus is your code in C++ or Fortran?
JCL Batch
Big, ugly, impossible to manage and it JUST WON”T GO AWAY!
whut exactly ar JLC Batch ?
I iz ignorant of dis knolidge
JCL Batch is wun ob teh mini, mini, deesendentz ob the JS Batch.
She writes confuzzilayting computah muzik, ushuallee skored fur the kazzoo.
Hee hee hee hee heeeeee!!!1!
u mai laff….oh yesss….but in teh days ov mi halcyon yute…ai was a prowd membur ov teh “Kenwood Marching Kazoo Band” an oh ……we wer teh reeely reely bad….tuk grate pride init….marcheded in teh th ov July parade…(folloed by miny ineeebreeeated hourz sittin awn a pole hittin eech odder wiff pillows an gettin noked into a big muddi whole…..)…..
(by teh way …u habbent herd anyfing till uv herd “Star Spanggleded Bannur ”
plaied bi 15 peeulz marchin bi wiff kazoos….mosse ebberywun laffed until dey was sik….an we wer prowd….our werk waz dun….
i fink Ms. JLC Batch is berry much teh tempr mental arteest tipe.
Hi mayntenanz type.
omit last werd. wuz typing in the twilitezone raparound.
IBM’s Job Control Language. Used on the old “big iron” mainframes to move files and run programs. Look at http://www.catb.org/jargon/html/J/JCL.html for more information.
Hai maus. Ai noes tihs JCL bash, n ai iz berry berry sowwy ewe mus plai wiht itz. Ewe haz mai simpahthee.
Well - it usullee takes a leest a week!!!!
Maus an Mary - that wuz a verree gud idea, but ai haz alreddee started a Gus Giordan class fur Jazz Hanz. Sorreee - ai shudda com bak up so see what wuz going awn furst.
Pleeze come down an join the class. It’s reelee lotsa fun. We dud doo wun hole sweep awn teh rong foot!!!! Fur the eggstra funnee.
Maus - ai’m shur yoo can doo it! Just bring yur hankee.
Ohm man! Dis babbeh callz for dubble CHRG(wdoi) and two xtra rapps of duk taape!! At leest!!!
ya! tehre shud be warnings!! u needs to get ur CRG (wdoi) on furrst!
snorglesnorklestat!
Comgratsululashuns Maus and MaryO! Waht’s gud danzin an songin fur TGIF??
well, i needs moar cofffeee. how bout dis (until maus recobers & makes rekwest) merengue “ojala llueve cafe” ( i wishd ‘twood rain coffee…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJimpth-yNs
Oh Maus an Mary!!! Gud wuns, boff. It’s teh dai befoar Caturday. We ought to doo sumthing speshul. ai’m traing to think. Traiing being teh operative wurd heer.
*think think think think think* Nuthin yet. Got to go fur moar cawfee!
*sniff* Ai knoes!! We can purrtend to bee in wun ov Gus Giordano’s klasses.
An moove akross teh floor doing the “jazz hans.”
Liek this. Evreebuddy lion up.
Left foot forward (wif a kinda slinkee hip movement, an at the sayme time, rite arm out wif teh snappe jazz han *POW*
Repeet wif rite foot - tehn left - until we ar at the end ov the (BEEG) ruum - think - gym!!
Then we turns around an duz it again!
(sumtiesm we were fawling over laffing - wuzzn’t reele so eezy! - speshullee if yoo getz teh rite arm an rite leg going togther - then yum slinking though the ruum looking sumwhat liek a zombee.
I can has hi 5?
Bitty Babee Jazz Hands!
Bitty Babee Jazz Hands!!! Almoast sport-werthee awn itz own.
But - also gives mee a bit ov teh sad. Gus Giordano died a couple ov days ago. An it wuz in sum dans classes wif him taht ai furst lerned how to doo teh “Jazz Hands.”
“spLort-werthee” - ai ment to say.