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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?

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Rosie

dis iz borked…ai sew sad :-( wordpress fiks yosef kwiklee!

teh kitteh iz sew kyoot in teh bagz an wii no talez bak!

Rosie

YAY wordpress did kiks itsef kwiklee! :-)

Rosie

sew sry u sadz! u needz teh huz?

Rosie

shud be teh HUGZ not teh HUZ lolz ai no huzzy kitteh :-)

 
Tharrick

Nah, just one o’ them days, topped off by a ‘woo, I’m nawt secund…wait.. what is this? DO NOT WANT!’ moment :P

kafleen

As long as I tried, I’m gessing lots ub us were habbin dat moment!

Wuzz pleh all obbur teh wurld! :lol:

 
Rosie

dis iz mai furst nawt sekkund! ai nebber towt ai wud get it!
ai sry ai stolez yer thunderz. :-( ai hopez teh dae improovs!
ai mus go feed mae kittehs nao
cy’all l8tr
{{chzfrnz}}

sweepea

come bak soooooooooooon!

 
 
 
 
 
 
woozled

Absofutlee nawt kwik enuf! eye trai 2 post at 6:30PM & it wuz borked… an it sed tehre wer noe comunts at teh tyme. eye fawt eye mite gatz a nawt sekund… oh well…

Az eye wuz goin 2 sey…

“U forgrots da guushiefud!! Bakc 2 teh stoar wif u!”

An eye hadz anuvver fawt… do tabbeh kittehs haz tiehre own bilded-in barkode?

eye duz nawt haz tabbeh kitteh, sew noe can tayke 2 wahlmort 2 trie it.

 
 
Rosie

thx bery mush! it beez mai furst nawt sekkund!

sweepea

wut wood you like to celebrate? Yay, Rosie!
(did you see teh music linkee i lefted you?)

Rosie

o noes! wear beez teh muzik linkee? ai no sees it! Mae ai hab
teh coald bebberage ub teh appl joos?

sweepea

gets out da good krystal
*splishssssshhhhhhhhhh*
a little fizzy apple juice, to see how you likes it
*passes it to Rosie*
here’s the linky for bachata Rose, for you!

 
Rosie

dis m0as deelytful bebberage! thz sew mush! ai go seez teh
muzik linkee and BRB!

 
KwazyKatLady

haha! krystal is mah name! Weerd spelling no?

Rosie

thx 4 lendin sweepea u sewz ai cud hab teh fizzulee drink! ;-)

 
sweepea

i finks its a lublee naem. are you named after the ladee dat sings “Don’t it make My Brown Eyes Bloo”? Oar the kittehs would like you if you wus naemed after Krystal Hamburgers. Dey wuz teh yummies!

KwazyKatLady

Fank yoo!i wuz wunderin dat too.Are i named after cheezburger?

sweepea

ooops. i see dat ur naem is diff. frum dis laydee.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5JNtxeJLQ4

KwazyKatLady

oh yea that is teh “average” spelling of mah naem.Peepl alwayz spell mah naem wrong(speshully ‘grown’-ups).

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Tidmum

In honner ob dis berree speshull okayshun whut drinkses an danses wud yew lyke Rosie?

Rosie

who given teh lo cheezburger cownt? Teh bad sport, mebbee?

Mae ai haz teh coald appl joos plz and teh sloe dans wit sexy tom cat?

Tidmum

‘Fyumi myte need tew get bizzee wib a liddle Troll bustin.
.
Ob corse Yew can hab teh sloe danse wit teh sexy tom cat ,ai r goin tew danse an sway in mai chare on akkownt ob teh layteness ob teh howr heer in TeeneeTineeIngerland.-(ai still gettin mai strenf bak frum teh flue bug ai had erlier dis week.)
Mai Cozee baskit an Kittehz beez cawlin me. :grin:
Hab a lubberly danse Rosie an enjoi teh fun.
Nite nite ,sleep tite, doan let teh nasteez byte.

 
 
Tidmum

B$**&Y W.P
Dun et mai commint fer yew agin!!
Hoap it appeerz soon.

 
 
No1

maibee rosie wud liek bagpipes?

Rosie

bagpipez wud beh moas pla…plet…gud 2 heer! thx!

sweepea

i goez to gets teh axpirin- teh large size so dey stays pluggin up my eerz. hmmm. here’s dat dongle i tooked outta maus’s eer. lessee if it werks…

sweepea

owie. nao it’s stuk…

 
 
No1

lemme see…hao duz deez baggie fings werk…*squeezes and blows*…BWAAAAA!!!1!

sweepea

oh, nooooooooeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssssss!
*leeves dongle stuck in wun eer & stuffs elebenty milolgram size axpirin in teh otter.*

JanetCanHas4Kittehs

Mary o’!!! What teh dickens ar yoo doing wif a dongle dangling frum yur eer?

Ai donno - maybee it’s just mee. Sumhow, dangling dongle just duzzn’t sound rite.

 
BamaHern

dongle yoosyoolee maek teh sofwaer werk on ur prossesser
mebbee mO’S kneadn it 4 keepin teh wetwaer werkin!?
i herd teh singulamarity b neerz - mebbee mary O iz it!

BamaHern

itz wood splane sum theengzes! (no wit i meenz?

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kafleen

o hai, whiskers! Doan see u much! Hopes u doin well!

whiskers

ai is doin fine… ai is writin papers fur schol, and doin a presntat…prasnort…
a talk at a wymn’s studis confrnc at mai campus on march 28. ifn yu gunna be anywere neer northn indidnana then, lets mee kno.

JanetCanHas4Kittehs

O hai, whiskers. I ar VERREE neer norhern indianana. But alas, awn 28 March ai will be in Florida again. Must see mai kuzinz noo haus.

whiskers - ar yoo in cheezfrenz??? If nawt, yoo shud joyn - an then yoo cud let mee know wen yoo ar doing sumthing an ai cud come!! Yoo ar in South Bend, rite??? It’s rite around the korner!!!

whiskers

ai IZ in souf ben! ai iz in cheezfrenz too, but seldom chek mai account cause yahoo is poopy.

click on mai name above ↑ “whiskers” an message me!!!

 
 
kafleen

I wish I cud, whiskers…. I has peepuls owt dere. :cry:

 
 
 
 
 
sweepea

Rosie! you fixed it! Yay!

Rosie

ai wud nawt gibs up! ai kept on n on n on lolz

 
gibbocat

rosie dezerbz teh meddul!! !!111!!

sweepea

mebbee you could strike wun up fur her, two! somfin wif a rose, ob course…

gibbocat

eyem 2 bizzee fyxin teh punkchewerz een mai innertoobz.
but yew goe ahid.
oar git cSmall 2 mek hur teh heerowix kostoom! ;)

 
 
 
 
Tidmum

Concatyewlayshunz Rosie!! :grin:
Ai tried poastin teh commintses abowt elebenty tymez.
Wierdskwash tole me ai had Duplicayted mai commint on teh nawt sekkund tyme ai put teh nawtsekkund commint up.

Rosie

it wuz sew fus…frut…maykin meh madz! ai tryze elebentee tymez 2! wii haz
stik-2-it-ness

Tidmum

Mee too-den mai broadband conexxshun borked an ai hadz teh AAAAAAAAAAArrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Teh fambly nao realyze dat ai r nawt sane ennee moar! :grin:

Rosie

u habs teh lolcat sanatee, dat diffrnt! lolz

 
 
 
 
gibbocat

concatz Rosie!! Beeg huggulz 4 brijin teh Lolcazm taht wuz oepnin up!!
eye wuz pullinz mai her owt tryn mek commin!
{{rosie}}}

Rosie

thx sew mush! Ai lubs teh huggulz! {{gibbocat}}

gibbocat

polyjeez bowt teh lawpsydeed hugz! eye hadda cuppakawfee een mai uddur haynd! ;)

 
 
 
LyP

conga rats yule ashunz Rosie! Yu hung in there till Wirdpress fixed, and got teh extra speshully grate nawt sekund!

Here’s a green-beed-neklass foar yew!!

Rosie

thx bery mush! ai nawt a gibber upper, ai liekz 2 fiks teh stuff! lolz
(ai jus kept hammerin awae at it!)

LyP

Nice gowing! Yu oar a tru nawt gibber upper, and totally deserves the nawt sekund and awl teh speshul danses and jrinks and hugs!

{Rosie}

 
 
 
kafleen

Dat’s wutt I wuzz trying too say, too, Rosie! :)

GMTA!

AND….dat I will hug him and squeeze him and name him George!

an nebbur, nebbur sends him back!

Yay fur ur nawt secund!!