Can’t return me
store policy has been stated before ma’am.
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dis iz borked…ai sew sad
wordpress fiks yosef kwiklee!
teh kitteh iz sew kyoot in teh bagz an wii no talez bak!
YAY wordpress did kiks itsef kwiklee!
Not quickly enough
sew sry u sadz! u needz teh huz?
shud be teh HUGZ not teh HUZ lolz ai no huzzy kitteh
Nah, just one o’ them days, topped off by a ‘woo, I’m nawt secund…wait.. what is this? DO NOT WANT!’ moment
As long as I tried, I’m gessing lots ub us were habbin dat moment!
Wuzz pleh all obbur teh wurld!
dis iz mai furst nawt sekkund! ai nebber towt ai wud get it!
ai hopez teh dae improovs!
ai sry ai stolez yer thunderz.
ai mus go feed mae kittehs nao
cy’all l8tr
{{chzfrnz}}
come bak soooooooooooon!
Absofutlee nawt kwik enuf! eye trai 2 post at 6:30PM & it wuz borked… an it sed tehre wer noe comunts at teh tyme. eye fawt eye mite gatz a nawt sekund… oh well…
Az eye wuz goin 2 sey…
“U forgrots da guushiefud!! Bakc 2 teh stoar wif u!”
An eye hadz anuvver fawt… do tabbeh kittehs haz tiehre own bilded-in barkode?
eye duz nawt haz tabbeh kitteh, sew noe can tayke 2 wahlmort 2 trie it.
happi nawt seknd rosie!
thx bery mush! it beez mai furst nawt sekkund!
wut wood you like to celebrate? Yay, Rosie!
(did you see teh music linkee i lefted you?)
o noes! wear beez teh muzik linkee? ai no sees it! Mae ai hab
teh coald bebberage ub teh appl joos?
gets out da good krystal
*splishssssshhhhhhhhhh*
a little fizzy apple juice, to see how you likes it
*passes it to Rosie*
here’s the linky for bachata Rose, for you!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9UIl8I6WBQ&feature=related
dat wuz buwteeful! Juan lubs meh cuz he sangz to meh!
thx sew bery mush 4 teh hook up!
dis m0as deelytful bebberage! thz sew mush! ai go seez teh
muzik linkee and BRB!
haha! krystal is mah name! Weerd spelling no?
thx 4 lendin sweepea u sewz ai cud hab teh fizzulee drink!
i finks its a lublee naem. are you named after the ladee dat sings “Don’t it make My Brown Eyes Bloo”? Oar the kittehs would like you if you wus naemed after Krystal Hamburgers. Dey wuz teh yummies!
Fank yoo!i wuz wunderin dat too.Are i named after cheezburger?
ooops. i see dat ur naem is diff. frum dis laydee.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5JNtxeJLQ4
oh yea that is teh “average” spelling of mah naem.Peepl alwayz spell mah naem wrong(speshully ‘grown’-ups).
In honner ob dis berree speshull okayshun whut drinkses an danses wud yew lyke Rosie?
who given teh lo cheezburger cownt? Teh bad sport, mebbee?
Mae ai haz teh coald appl joos plz and teh sloe dans wit sexy tom cat?
‘Fyumi myte need tew get bizzee wib a liddle Troll bustin.
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Ob corse Yew can hab teh sloe danse wit teh sexy tom cat ,ai r goin tew danse an sway in mai chare on akkownt ob teh layteness ob teh howr heer in TeeneeTineeIngerland.-(ai still gettin mai strenf bak frum teh flue bug ai had erlier dis week.)
Mai Cozee baskit an Kittehz beez cawlin me.
Hab a lubberly danse Rosie an enjoi teh fun.
Nite nite ,sleep tite, doan let teh nasteez byte.
{{Tidmum}} thx sew mush!
B$**&Y W.P
Dun et mai commint fer yew agin!!
Hoap it appeerz soon.
maibee rosie wud liek bagpipes?
bagpipez wud beh moas pla…plet…gud 2 heer! thx!
i goez to gets teh axpirin- teh large size so dey stays pluggin up my eerz. hmmm. here’s dat dongle i tooked outta maus’s eer. lessee if it werks…
owie. nao it’s stuk…
lemme see…hao duz deez baggie fings werk…*squeezes and blows*…BWAAAAA!!!1!
oh, nooooooooeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssssss!
*leeves dongle stuck in wun eer & stuffs elebenty milolgram size axpirin in teh otter.*
Mary o’!!! What teh dickens ar yoo doing wif a dongle dangling frum yur eer?
Ai donno – maybee it’s just mee. Sumhow, dangling dongle just duzzn’t sound rite.
*falls on floor laffin*
dongle yoosyoolee maek teh sofwaer werk on ur prossesser
mebbee mO’S kneadn it 4 keepin teh wetwaer werkin!?
i herd teh singulamarity b neerz – mebbee mary O iz it!
itz wood splane sum theengzes! (no wit i meenz?
o hai, whiskers! Doan see u much! Hopes u doin well!
ai is doin fine… ai is writin papers fur schol, and doin a presntat…prasnort…
a talk at a wymn’s studis confrnc at mai campus on march 28. ifn yu gunna be anywere neer northn indidnana then, lets mee kno.
O hai, whiskers. I ar VERREE neer norhern indianana. But alas, awn 28 March ai will be in Florida again. Must see mai kuzinz noo haus.
whiskers – ar yoo in cheezfrenz??? If nawt, yoo shud joyn – an then yoo cud let mee know wen yoo ar doing sumthing an ai cud come!! Yoo ar in South Bend, rite??? It’s rite around the korner!!!
ai IZ in souf ben! ai iz in cheezfrenz too, but seldom chek mai account cause yahoo is poopy.
click on mai name above ↑ “whiskers” an message me!!!
I wish I cud, whiskers…. I has peepuls owt dere.
meebe sum othr thyme
)
Rosie! you fixed it! Yay!
ai wud nawt gibs up! ai kept on n on n on lolz
rosie dezerbz teh meddul!! !!111!!
mebbee you could strike wun up fur her, two! somfin wif a rose, ob course…
eyem 2 bizzee fyxin teh punkchewerz een mai innertoobz.
but yew goe ahid.
oar git cSmall 2 mek hur teh heerowix kostoom!
Concatyewlayshunz Rosie!!
Ai tried poastin teh commintses abowt elebenty tymez.
Wierdskwash tole me ai had Duplicayted mai commint on teh nawt sekkund tyme ai put teh nawtsekkund commint up.
it wuz sew fus…frut…maykin meh madz! ai tryze elebentee tymez 2! wii haz
stik-2-it-ness
Mee too-den mai broadband conexxshun borked an ai hadz teh AAAAAAAAAAArrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Teh fambly nao realyze dat ai r nawt sane ennee moar!
u habs teh lolcat sanatee, dat diffrnt! lolz
concatz Rosie!! Beeg huggulz 4 brijin teh Lolcazm taht wuz oepnin up!!
eye wuz pullinz mai her owt tryn mek commin!
{{rosie}}}
thx sew mush! Ai lubs teh huggulz! {{gibbocat}}
polyjeez bowt teh lawpsydeed hugz! eye hadda cuppakawfee een mai uddur haynd!
conga rats yule ashunz Rosie! Yu hung in there till Wirdpress fixed, and got teh extra speshully grate nawt sekund!
Here’s a green-beed-neklass foar yew!!
thx bery mush! ai nawt a gibber upper, ai liekz 2 fiks teh stuff! lolz
(ai jus kept hammerin awae at it!)
Nice gowing! Yu oar a tru nawt gibber upper, and totally deserves the nawt sekund and awl teh speshul danses and jrinks and hugs!
{Rosie}
Dat’s wutt I wuzz trying too say, too, Rosie!
GMTA!
AND….dat I will hug him and squeeze him and name him George!
an nebbur, nebbur sends him back!
Yay fur ur nawt secund!!
Thx ebbereeone 4 teh parttee! Ai mus goez an feedz mah litter
teh peeezah. Dey progressiv kittehs!
Hab teh gud eebening!
oooo…peeezah???
wiff anchovvees???
*donkee sniffs an tries too butt into teh pizza nommin….”
no wud return teh kitteh. kittehs nvr go wher yu tel tehm anywai.
nao dat beez sew tru!
Sabotage kittteh wants a foreva home.
Happi anivrshy I r prznt!!!!!!
awwwww….
Hoo wood want to return such a kyoot kitteh?
yew wudnt n yew cudnt…kitteh 2 preshus…mus keepz!
paypurr
anybuddy wants to hear a storee about the wal-mart? there was this ladee, and she had a kitteh, and her kitteh got into a horribul accident! poor kitteh, his tail was accidentally chopped off! so, this ladee, she calls ups her friend, and she says wut do i do with my poor kitteh?? and her friend sez, why, you must take him the to wal-mart, becuz the wal-mart is the wurld’s largest re-tailer!
(obveeously this is joke-no kitteh was harmed)
*heddesk*
)&^$@$#%(Q#&& sumbuddy dun gone n beet me 2 da wal mart joke!
walzmart no sel teh kittehs, jus ded fishes ther. :b
Hope kitteh doesn’t zzzzzz ‘n gets tossed in garbage…’n snuffelkatz.
Plllllllllez no!!
ohhhh, dis ree mynds me—–gotta go 2 wallsmert….
needs:
a anvil
brown trowzrrs
crown roy al
ai fink wurdpres eated mai coment…
so heer goes agin
deturgent
epaulettes
a feeshy
gaskets
hrbl spray
ignishon switch
jellybeenz
ketchup fr cheezburgerz
lollypopz
manicles and womanicles
nawty barnicles
opticles
perambulator
queen for formentioned crown
rust remover for formentioned crown
stein (fur beer, goes well with crown roy al)
torque wrench (goes well with gaskets an nishun switch)
underwears (go well with womanicles and nawty barnicles)
vanilla puddin, on sale tree for a dollar
walls, whut I alwaes thot yu shud get at walmart
xtra kitty littur
vishyswa
xylophon
yu, (togo wif me…)
mised teh w…
wifi
and z…
ze-bra
gushifud
hankeez
**curse dis slow intertoobz!!
**sry
ai needz teh flatwarez, u no, dat teh hyoomins eet wif? Dey haz no
pause sew dey eets with teh unt…uti…nibez n forx.
Y U eeted teh reseet? Plastik bag iz nommier…just ask mai kitteh! :/
Plastik bag iz nekst… nom nom nom
You brotted a reseet hoaom… but i ated it.
Hope kitteh does not zzzzz ‘n gets put in garbidge ‘n snufflecats.
NO!!!!!!!!!!!1!
sorreee for repeet commint – new at this!
no probz! welcum!
spanx to ewe too rosie
I do happee welcum dance up on toes
Welcum Amanda!
Alwais nice to hab somwon noo!
spanx romeow
Im frum upsidedownz country and iz bean a lurker for long time
I didz teh saem fing. Once I finally jumped in, I cuddn’t beleef I wated so long.
I waz in upsidedownz country in 2000, and lubbed ebery minute ov it.
Awl teh peeps waz SO nice and happeh.
Reelee Romeow??? Ai find taht so funnee. an Maus, too. Fur munths an munths!!!
Ai wuz also a longtiem lurker. An tehn ai tiptoed in an ebreewun said “welcome, Janet. Been happy to bee heer ever since!!
O hai, Amanda. Nice to meet yoo. *extends floofy whyte paw in frendhsip*
dudds
ebening dress
fishnets
gaon
hawt kotyure
i…
Return U?
U want elebenty moar juss liek u!
forgit walzmart, romeow…
lets go toos catsco and git kittehs by teh kase!!! ^_^
I r sooo full of teh cyoot!
Whiiiiii wud ya wanna go an does a fing leik dat?
Hmmmmmmmmmmmm?
Kitteh: Iz a keeper, K?
Wair yu no bai gushie fud? Doan yu lubs me no moar?
oka so wee adz gushie fud to teh list.
Dis nawt Wal~Mart Bag!
Izz mai Kassill! Beelawngz 2
meh!!… U no can haz!!!
Lubz t3h noyzz it maykz
wen I mubez arowndz. Sowndz lyke
russleeng Awwtumm leevez
Awll t3h cummfurtz ubz
Hoam ryte heer. Awll I needz iz
grayt beeg Nom Nom Bawkz!
Jack.
wut price da kitteh?
O, an besides teh receet, I ate all teh hams an chikky meet that was in teh bag. Yu wernt savin it for sumthin, wur yu?
Hai, Duffy!
Gentle kittehs, I am back again to ask you one final time to please make your comments relevent to the picture please. We do not want to read through all the concrats, and dances, drinks, etc. It sounds like you need your own chat room for all of that. This used to be an intelligent and witty place to visit, but not now for the first comments part. I’m sorry to say.
Use slidy fing on puter, it goews fast. skip all doesn’t want.
All ya gotta do is click on the “-” box at the upper-left corner of one of those “unwanted” thread starters. You won’t see the conversation following, but will skip down to the next topic.
Oh, and this IS our chat room!!!
YAY!
*jumps up and down wiff glee!*
Diss is teh final time!
Now go wai and boss peepul arrown sumware else.
yeh, jus go wai den!!
YAY! It’s U! I been wunndurring ware u was!
{{{{jamamakitty}}}
U, noe, doe, I been thinking bowt wut she sed…no mattur ware u go peepul
are gonna show up an bee jurk hed, buttpain trolls.
Like Caturday on Fark. U wud think, dat noing it is a Cat thread, cat haters
wud jus go wai den.
Butt noooooooo. Sum peepul juss gots to biatch and moan and try too make
uddurs unhappee.
Wun horribul persun posted a very graphic picture of a bad scene in the road.
When sumwun sed, Dude! Ur gunna get banned! Den he got all nerbubss an
whiney and sed he thot was funnee and sorree if he uffended ennyboddee.
Now I ushuallee am a suckur for a polly-gees, but wutt kind ub idiot specks us
too beeleeve hee innocentlee posted dat?
He was trying to terrorize/bully us. Simply because we had the kitty-luv thing going
on and it annoyed him.
Some people make me sick.
funnee wut sum peeps fink, in’t it? taiks all kinds. jus stay wai if we bugs yew.
i bin bak from arreezonee 4 a few days but got teh pleh rite be4 ai caim bak an bin jus wun wit teh couch…….. gud to be home!!
awww…I sorry…glad u is home….
fanks……..me tew!!
sry but teh weirdpress makes teh replies taik so long!!!
how yew been? feelin bedder?
ai mus say teh ICHC be makin up 4 lost tyme on teh cyooot lolkittlinspix!! mai desk at work is getting berry full ob teh cyooot pix
*in bes PeeWeeHurman voyze*
Ai’m nawt REELLY sari!!!
hee hee!
Kitteh wayyyyyyyyyyyyy tew Qte for ze Wal-Mart. Kitteh shd bee PRICELESS=beeyond ze $$$ LURVE kittehs!
slumber partee kitteh has sleepin bagg.
No, I not made in China!
Why you ask?
Noe returns needed cuz kitteh lurve iz 1 size fitz all.
I r in ur bag, plussin ur murchindice.
i’d never return that bebeh! even if he were borked.
SPESHULLEE not den! <3
iz corporate spy. halps corporashun takez ova da worrld..muhaha
dis tiem i heer bag russel sownd in livvin rooms. i sed to me, hee hee, kitteh plays wif bagtoy! but sownd keeped going feevrishly an for too long tiems.
i went looksee and kitteh had bagtoy handel on neck – so bagtoy catched teh aer liek parashoot cos he wuz running liek crazy kitteh. he cuddent stop runnings cos he waz skurred of teh noiz it maed. (no be alarmd – handel waznt tite or chokey)
i tride to saev poor kitteh frum skurry lowdness, but i cuddent catch heem, he waz runnings so fass! plus i waz having hard tiem breefing wif all teh laffing.
wen he poopt hisself owt runnings and stopt to cach brefs – ta da! i bannisht bagtoy an he waz happee boy. but he diddint liek bagtoy anymoar.
I tink evrewun shud get a nawt-sekind dans becuz wordpress wuz being stoopy. I tryed manee tiems to posty but wuz nawt alowd.
Free kitteh
Wif ebrey purchus