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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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dis iz borked…ai sew sad
wordpress fiks yosef kwiklee!
teh kitteh iz sew kyoot in teh bagz an wii no talez bak!
YAY wordpress did kiks itsef kwiklee!
Not quickly enough
sew sry u sadz! u needz teh huz?
shud be teh HUGZ not teh HUZ lolz ai no huzzy kitteh
Nah, just one o’ them days, topped off by a ‘woo, I’m nawt secund…wait.. what is this? DO NOT WANT!’ moment
As long as I tried, I’m gessing lots ub us were habbin dat moment!
Wuzz pleh all obbur teh wurld!
dis iz mai furst nawt sekkund! ai nebber towt ai wud get it!
ai hopez teh dae improovs!
ai sry ai stolez yer thunderz.
ai mus go feed mae kittehs nao
cy’all l8tr
{{chzfrnz}}
come bak soooooooooooon!
Absofutlee nawt kwik enuf! eye trai 2 post at 6:30PM & it wuz borked… an it sed tehre wer noe comunts at teh tyme. eye fawt eye mite gatz a nawt sekund… oh well…
Az eye wuz goin 2 sey…
“U forgrots da guushiefud!! Bakc 2 teh stoar wif u!”
An eye hadz anuvver fawt… do tabbeh kittehs haz tiehre own bilded-in barkode?
eye duz nawt haz tabbeh kitteh, sew noe can tayke 2 wahlmort 2 trie it.
happi nawt seknd rosie!
thx bery mush! it beez mai furst nawt sekkund!
wut wood you like to celebrate? Yay, Rosie!
(did you see teh music linkee i lefted you?)
o noes! wear beez teh muzik linkee? ai no sees it! Mae ai hab
teh coald bebberage ub teh appl joos?
gets out da good krystal
*splishssssshhhhhhhhhh*
a little fizzy apple juice, to see how you likes it
*passes it to Rosie*
here’s the linky for bachata Rose, for you!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9UIl8I6WBQ&feature=related
dat wuz buwteeful! Juan lubs meh cuz he sangz to meh!
thx sew bery mush 4 teh hook up!
dis m0as deelytful bebberage! thz sew mush! ai go seez teh
muzik linkee and BRB!
haha! krystal is mah name! Weerd spelling no?
thx 4 lendin sweepea u sewz ai cud hab teh fizzulee drink!
i finks its a lublee naem. are you named after the ladee dat sings “Don’t it make My Brown Eyes Bloo”? Oar the kittehs would like you if you wus naemed after Krystal Hamburgers. Dey wuz teh yummies!
Fank yoo!i wuz wunderin dat too.Are i named after cheezburger?
ooops. i see dat ur naem is diff. frum dis laydee.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5JNtxeJLQ4
oh yea that is teh “average” spelling of mah naem.Peepl alwayz spell mah naem wrong(speshully ‘grown’-ups).
In honner ob dis berree speshull okayshun whut drinkses an danses wud yew lyke Rosie?
who given teh lo cheezburger cownt? Teh bad sport, mebbee?
Mae ai haz teh coald appl joos plz and teh sloe dans wit sexy tom cat?
‘Fyumi myte need tew get bizzee wib a liddle Troll bustin.
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Ob corse Yew can hab teh sloe danse wit teh sexy tom cat ,ai r goin tew danse an sway in mai chare on akkownt ob teh layteness ob teh howr heer in TeeneeTineeIngerland.-(ai still gettin mai strenf bak frum teh flue bug ai had erlier dis week.)
Mai Cozee baskit an Kittehz beez cawlin me.
Hab a lubberly danse Rosie an enjoi teh fun.
Nite nite ,sleep tite, doan let teh nasteez byte.
{{Tidmum}} thx sew mush!
B$**&Y W.P
Dun et mai commint fer yew agin!!
Hoap it appeerz soon.
maibee rosie wud liek bagpipes?
bagpipez wud beh moas pla…plet…gud 2 heer! thx!
i goez to gets teh axpirin- teh large size so dey stays pluggin up my eerz. hmmm. here’s dat dongle i tooked outta maus’s eer. lessee if it werks…
owie. nao it’s stuk…
lemme see…hao duz deez baggie fings werk…*squeezes and blows*…BWAAAAA!!!1!
oh, nooooooooeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssssss!
*leeves dongle stuck in wun eer & stuffs elebenty milolgram size axpirin in teh otter.*
Mary o’!!! What teh dickens ar yoo doing wif a dongle dangling frum yur eer?
Ai donno - maybee it’s just mee. Sumhow, dangling dongle just duzzn’t sound rite.
*falls on floor laffin*
dongle yoosyoolee maek teh sofwaer werk on ur prossesser
mebbee mO’S kneadn it 4 keepin teh wetwaer werkin!?
i herd teh singulamarity b neerz - mebbee mary O iz it!
itz wood splane sum theengzes! (no wit i meenz?
o hai, whiskers! Doan see u much! Hopes u doin well!
ai is doin fine… ai is writin papers fur schol, and doin a presntat…prasnort…
a talk at a wymn’s studis confrnc at mai campus on march 28. ifn yu gunna be anywere neer northn indidnana then, lets mee kno.
O hai, whiskers. I ar VERREE neer norhern indianana. But alas, awn 28 March ai will be in Florida again. Must see mai kuzinz noo haus.
whiskers - ar yoo in cheezfrenz??? If nawt, yoo shud joyn - an then yoo cud let mee know wen yoo ar doing sumthing an ai cud come!! Yoo ar in South Bend, rite??? It’s rite around the korner!!!
ai IZ in souf ben! ai iz in cheezfrenz too, but seldom chek mai account cause yahoo is poopy.
click on mai name above ↑ “whiskers” an message me!!!
I wish I cud, whiskers…. I has peepuls owt dere.
meebe sum othr thyme :))
Rosie! you fixed it! Yay!
ai wud nawt gibs up! ai kept on n on n on lolz
rosie dezerbz teh meddul!! !!111!!
mebbee you could strike wun up fur her, two! somfin wif a rose, ob course…
eyem 2 bizzee fyxin teh punkchewerz een mai innertoobz.
but yew goe ahid.
oar git cSmall 2 mek hur teh heerowix kostoom!
Concatyewlayshunz Rosie!!
Ai tried poastin teh commintses abowt elebenty tymez.
Wierdskwash tole me ai had Duplicayted mai commint on teh nawt sekkund tyme ai put teh nawtsekkund commint up.
it wuz sew fus…frut…maykin meh madz! ai tryze elebentee tymez 2! wii haz
stik-2-it-ness
Mee too-den mai broadband conexxshun borked an ai hadz teh AAAAAAAAAAArrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Teh fambly nao realyze dat ai r nawt sane ennee moar!
u habs teh lolcat sanatee, dat diffrnt! lolz
concatz Rosie!! Beeg huggulz 4 brijin teh Lolcazm taht wuz oepnin up!!
eye wuz pullinz mai her owt tryn mek commin!
{{rosie}}}
thx sew mush! Ai lubs teh huggulz! {{gibbocat}}
polyjeez bowt teh lawpsydeed hugz! eye hadda cuppakawfee een mai uddur haynd!
conga rats yule ashunz Rosie! Yu hung in there till Wirdpress fixed, and got teh extra speshully grate nawt sekund!
Here’s a green-beed-neklass foar yew!!
thx bery mush! ai nawt a gibber upper, ai liekz 2 fiks teh stuff! lolz
(ai jus kept hammerin awae at it!)
Nice gowing! Yu oar a tru nawt gibber upper, and totally deserves the nawt sekund and awl teh speshul danses and jrinks and hugs!
{Rosie}
Dat’s wutt I wuzz trying too say, too, Rosie!
GMTA!
AND….dat I will hug him and squeeze him and name him George!
an nebbur, nebbur sends him back!
Yay fur ur nawt secund!!