Watches too much animal planet
kitteh is a fan of reality tv.
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congratulashuns, cupcake! rekwest for songndanz?
Awimaweh, awimaweh, OOOOOOO the lolyon sleepz tunite…
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Othx! Kno anee impressive songs and danses?
O, I kno! Da findin nemo skool song!
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Lets name da speesees
da speesees
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lets name da speesees of da open sea!
Deres Porifera, coelenterata,
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Such impressiveness. Too bad dey arnt actually names of speesees
(http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0266543/goofs)
genus naems, praps?
phylum an class, akshually. Much higher in da taxonomee
oar furder up teh tackso nom ical orgamizashion class & phylla. Ware’s Prof. d’Beeker to sets us strait?
hunh. boviouslee shudda refreshd befoar postin…dat wuznt dere befour.
How u do taht, cupcake? Alla teh wurds, jes liek Gil bertinsul ivan!
dis lil seahorse naemed sweetpea is cute
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2x2dIlfLU4
awwww
Dats so kuut!
OMG da Tyme Wurpz! “Itz juzt a jump 2 da left! And a step 2 da rite! Put ur pawz on ur hipz! An bring ur nees in tite!”
Waiting for Aslan….
Srry he be 2 bizzy wotchin hiz programz. He be oawt in a sec. k thnx bi.
wonder whut his girlfriend’s gonna think when she sees his new haircut!
At leest its nawt a combovvur….
nawt enuf left to comb.
Bedder dis dan a “binflap”!!
Jess whish sumbudde gib dis Paw paw cowld Kitteh a jumper or sumfink!
ok, i’ll byte–what’s a binflap?
prolly g/f gots teh bruhzilleeun bikeenee wacks.
ai 2nd taht kwestion… binflap, pls show us it?
ai will hav to wayte til tomorroe to find owt… tiem to go hoem! happy/sad, at teh same tiem…
mai gezz am teh 2pay..
ok, cud bee. Ai new a conductor who had exactly a “flappable trashcan cover” wehn hiz harespray lost it during conzert, LOLconductor!
A ‘binflap’ beez a whisp ob hair -ushually Greeseey *uggghh* taht am fownd on a ‘follikularlee challinjed’ male.
It r combed up frum teh syde ob teh hed ober teh bawld Pate,in a vayne attempt tew cubber sed bawldness.:lol:
Wen teh wind am blowin,teh ‘flap’ ob greeseey hair blows up,lyke a peddal bin lid wen yew am steppin on teh pedal.-Hence ‘Binflap’.
ejumakayted wii R!! Fankyew, Tidmum
Bryngz 2 mynd dat skotz komeedyan wif teh vezt n brayziz…
sawree – butt himz naem haz dun teh Hoodeenee awn mii!!11!
Don’t you know? Shaving’s all the rage.
“wonder whut his girlfriend’s gonna think when she sees his new haircut!”
corekshun: former girlfriend
mindz mii ov mai sun – hoo haz juss dyd himz haer dis cullur!!!
Iz feelz tat my nitemare iz truez. Iz goes abawt dayz wif noes fur on!!!!1!
I iz a layun, raaww
das rite, nawt kitteh kat, layun.
if iz wachez too much Animal Planet, will i be like da lien?
“If I were king of the foreeeeesst!”
tihs kitteh nawt look too cow rdlee!
OK, it’s me. Tehre was a thred bout 3 brazillion munths ago bout hao sum kittehs needs tihs kind ov cut, weather fur mats or whutevur. Duz NE 1 meemember?
no, butz ai did noe a kitteh dat had taht. But it wuz onlee his belleh. An dis kitteh is not so floofy as all dat!
Fanks. It wuz liek tihs past summur. Tehre wuz a #2 Troll, an sumwun set eberywun straet. It wuz gud…
wenh ai buzzcutz mai son’s hare, ai uses a number 1. Taht kinda troll?
i remebbur, butt, i doant. i remebbur dis dough: http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/06/17/tryd-to-go-brazilyun/
Oar dis, maus? u sez brazillion maed meh fink ob *brazilyun*, butt i findz dis: http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/10/06/iz-nakies-sumwun-stoled-mah-jammiez/
maybe nawt
I think this must bee teh wun. It haz teh #2 troll – an iz at approximatley teh rite tiem.
But Maus -how do yoo know this wun? ar yoo under a diffrunt nayme??
An ai reelee lieks this wun becuz
ai maed a veree gud speech about us.
Taht wuz during mai “lurkin peereeeud”. I proly lurked almost 6 mounths befoar postin.
But – wai????? Ai awnlee lurked fur a month oar so. Befoar that, ai just luked at the pitchers becuz – LOLZ (now, eneway!!) ai dint know awl yoo had to doo to find teh commintz wuz to klick awn it.
Thiz is teh kind ov confesshun no wun lieks to maek. Ai offen think yoo think ai am joeking. . .yoo cannawt eben BEGIN to fathom teh depths ov mai – lak ov knolej – on these matters.
At furst, I just lukked at the picshoors too. Commints? Who be talkin? Whas dat stuff? Tehn I discuverded teh commints, and I fownd a bunch ov peeps just liek me! I reads and posts on a lot of boards ‘n’ stuffs, but this wuz differunt, and bery speshul. A lot uv boards are ruled despotically by a cupple of peeps, but ICHC wuz diffrunt. A close-to-purrfect anarchy (in the utopian sense). I had fownd a home on teh intertubes…
Ai know.
eggzactlee how ai feel. An much ov that wuz in teh “massive missive” that disappeared.!!
oar (im gettin obset) wuz capshun liek:
dey sed i luk liek lyon, dey lied. rite? ai been looken awl ovarr foar dis, butt no luk
Ai lurves teh floofy tayle!! But wait a minnit… it luks suspishushly liek ……
“Momints aftur teh photo wus takun… Dandilyon discuvvered that hiz tayle was NAWT a chew toi…”
Small hared cat, puts on gluvs and hat before going outside
Mark ur BingLOL cards, heer it komz:
“Jesus Christ, it’s A LOLCAT!…get in the car”
Awww you beeted me to it Crapture.
Now I finks this kitty be waitin fer her prom date.
oh, pour, pour kitteh–ur haerdressur goed owt uv town an u just koodn’t waet, u just had tu tri sumwun noo…i feelz ur paen.
Iz kewt. An prolly naice an kool, 2. I knows a laydee dat givz her kittehz lyon cutz wen summer gets 2 be verra hot. An she putz ice in dere watter bowlez, too.
Impressionable Donkee
Reads too much ICHC
/wait, wutt?
//can never get too much ICHC!!
Oh, WordPress.
U r beggin fur a beetin.
Now I has dubbul posted, and it wussunt ebbun wiff a URL…and u has eeted it.
soon, wordpress….
SOON.
TEST POST
ICHC
*sighs and shakes hed*
duz enny wun feels a drafff?
but mummeh, Ai’s put mai boots awn, AN teh mittens gramma nitteded, AN mai baklava – nao can Ai plai owt in teh snoe?
Lyon kitteh sez “Rawr!”
I arz Lyunn! Keeng
Ubz t3h Beestz!!! Doant’z U ebburr
furrgetz it, eevurr!!!
Hewminz bow B4
meh! Awffurrz up Rubbinz andz
yummee Gooshee fud
Hewminz knoez I lykez
redd meet 2. Summ tymez I getz
joossee Cheezburgr!
It amz gud 2 beez
Keeng! Hewminz doan’tz lykez it wenz
I roarz layt atz nyte
Jack.
Gud tu see yu poeming again, Jack! LyP
fear me RAWR!
dose bootses are teh lurvliest! wear u getzem from? goochee?
Teh kitteh has uggs. Thas sew kyoooot, ai gess. ::giggl::
O noesss mai hayrs feld owt!
What a stupid thing to do to a cat. The cat has to be uncomfortable for months just because someone needed a cheap laugh. Fantastic.
It’s actually a good idea when Kitteh has rolled in tar or some other poisonous substance, when the summer is very hot, when fur gets matted, with bad flea problems, ringworm, etc…
graspee – yoo ar bein teh #2 troll. Yoo shud noe NOWUN wud doo this just to bee funneh!!!
Dis regular (and best) treatment for kittehs when deir coats getz all fusticated. Switch to defaf, Graspee. Dis not dun for “Cheap “laff” but for da good ob dat kitteh. Now, pikshur. Dat are for cheap laff. Hadda do dis to a Persian kitteh I hab once when her fur gotz all fusticated. Try not to be jumpin to konclusion. Joo might hurt jooself hitten da roof!
congratulations! your the only person to comment on here that i can actually read their reply! and yea that is mean to do to a cat.. as long as you take care of its coat and feed it correctly it wont have any problems. and of course if you dont keep your house temperature really high all the time.
In middul of summer iz much nizer 4 kitteh, if u doan’t haz teh AC. An some kittehz hates teh brushins.
Here I gets all reedy for teh warm wether and it SNOWS! Go way winter, I wants mi summer.
Oh-Oh, I tink I in teh twilite zone. Wuz here a few minutes ago, left to go find something, had helk of a time finding this page. Now I all razzlefratzed and forgot why I here. I think I shud go home now. Come back sum udder time.
Whatz dis thred about? I got no clue. Oh I member. I saw banner rite above dis windo dat gave an url wit a name I no…..and hate wit all my hart. *IAMCruelty.com* — that company are monsters. we (PETA) ben after dem for long time. It uses dogs for experimentation, but for what purpose no-one nose. No one shud feed their furry kids IAMs pet food……BAD people.
Lorraine – what eggsactlee do you meen?? Can yoo eggsplayn a liddel better?? What izzit taht IAMS doo???
IAMS makes fud for kittehs – is sold by kitteh doktas.
Kitteh is kyoot even sheared like lion…Verrry regal.
ohai.
i kan’t go out nao. nawt enuff floof, an i don wants no SPFs.
Ai kantz wate til aiz a BIG lyon kitteh and u iz a widdle peeple. Ai wil shavez ur hole bodee!
*clicking fingernails on teh desk*
*waiting*
Where am Stend an himz infamus shaved pussy joeks?
Cummon, a groom job on ICHC juss ain’t teh same wifowt tehm!
*waiting…*
Animal cruelty
caws hairs are alive.
And cats have mirror neurons exactlee like ours.
(I maded 2 puns!!
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houskat haz big dreemz! ….Jah Rastafari! *cough* sorry, couldn’t resist.
And just how did dis kitteh come to look like dis?
“Whutthe…whyz ebberbodee runnin to the kar?”