Comments on: Wife Burd

By: Proper Grammar Cat

Proper Grammar Cat — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 20:30:17 +0000

It sounds delicious.

By: Moira

Moira — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 03:48:56 +0000

:O U meeted a yungr burdeez?1?!!

By: Dan Herkes

Dan Herkes — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 22:25:47 +0000

R.U. hukked on fonix?

By: Shoaib

Shoaib — Sat, 15 Mar 2008 09:57:44 +0000

den dey appearz on Oprah?

By: Sheri

Sheri — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 17:50:18 +0000

Why Maury?? Jerry Springer wud make it mor funneh!! Mebe teh wife and teh mistrus birdie will beat up eachudder!! Or thro burd seed at eachudder…

By: kafleen

kafleen — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 16:41:26 +0000

Polly Jize.

By: Chessie

Chessie — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 12:25:45 +0000

(sings) I’m just a bird in a gilded cage (/sings and apoligises 2 group)

(sings again) Stand by your man…er, bird (/sings and apologises again)

By: ann.s

ann.s — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 11:01:51 +0000

Beaker is Congo. We call her African-American grey, cuz she hatchd in USA. Shez 11. Had her sinse shez 3 monfs old.

She wisles song from Straynj Broo, 2. And sez, “Ima gurl burd.”

By: Krystyna

Krystyna — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 08:21:37 +0000

Truwble!!

By: Romeow

Romeow — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 05:11:58 +0000

Hims had better keeps his fevvers togevvers iffs he knos wat’s gud fur him.

By: Romeow

Romeow — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 05:10:14 +0000

Phillipe, duz u hab teh gray fevvers, too?

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 02:45:26 +0000

Ummm – Romeow??? Jus wehn wuzzit taht yoo last saw yur phone?????

By: stillapill

stillapill — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 02:17:29 +0000

Now Wifey burd wants 2 no WHO POLLY iz!!

By: stillapill

stillapill — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 02:16:58 +0000

Wifey burd jus dizcuverd dat Hubby burd is Pollygamist!!!

By: idansdansdans

idansdansdans — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 02:13:22 +0000

Daisy, Daisy , gib meh yor anser tru. Howinthehekdidjadothat?????

Congrats on a “magnif” nawt seccund post.

By: idansdansdans

idansdansdans — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 02:11:04 +0000

Whatza dinkwell?? *snerk*

By: Phillipe d'Beaker

Phillipe d'Beaker — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 01:57:56 +0000

her name is Beaker???
reeely?
srsly???
that is so cool.
maybe we is related.

By: Phillipe d'Beaker

Phillipe d'Beaker — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 01:54:53 +0000

we likz amherst an noho.
noho is like tihs alternut reality
where teh pedstr … pedostro… pistrid …
peeples walkin
rules the streets.
but letz hab teh big yay fer hey-market!1!1!

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 01:41:49 +0000

Bwhahahahahahaha!!!! Hao ai wud LUV to see taht.!!1

By: gibbocat

gibbocat — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 01:12:40 +0000

yu fink hiz bin spreddin himz… wingz?

By: Brigitte

Brigitte — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 00:12:20 +0000

Laffs!

By: moe

moe — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 22:37:50 +0000

oop, sry Daisy, I ment tu sai “draive ober TO” yr howze, nawt draive ober yr howze! Donut be skeert, I draivez kaerfully, k?

Oh, an Mary, we’z awl owt ub burgerz tudai (awn akkownt ub deliberin dem tu Daisy), but we’z spektin anuvver konsgin… consing… load ub cheezburgerz tumorroe, so com ober enny tiem.

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 22:33:39 +0000

wish she sed “corm,” teh i culd cross it off on mah binglol card

(or duz romeow sayin it cownt?)

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 22:32:02 +0000

“mah wife still luvs me, yoo shuld t — aaaahhhh!” *klonk*

By: fifi rockefeller

fifi rockefeller — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 21:30:58 +0000

Tell me there’s a bumper sticker that sez that!
Has one I must!

By: ann.s

ann.s — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 20:57:35 +0000

She sez Kornnn. Wif “k” and lotz uv “n”s.

Also sez, “Burds kant talk. Ima burd. I’m smrt.”
And farts. Then sez, “Hoooo fartd?!?”

By: Romeow

Romeow — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 20:52:26 +0000

Lub it.

By: Romeow

Romeow — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 20:51:30 +0000

U can shake ur tale fevvers awl u want,
but dis discussion iz nawt ober.

By: Romeow

Romeow — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 20:48:59 +0000

Ann.S – happey dai fur U!
Beaker is byootiful!
Duz she sai corn or corm? Cud b furst lolspeak burdee.
.
Grate storees bout Montana and Matrix.

By: Romeow

Romeow — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 20:43:31 +0000

Or at least push him off teh podium haff way froo hims mea culpa.

By: Romeow

Romeow — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 20:41:28 +0000

That proobs dat he had sumwon else’s wing around him…
teh plot thickens.
Let’s gib him a Polly-graf on teh Maury Show.

By: Mir

Mir — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 20:21:12 +0000

Wife burd’s tail feathers ar red, if yu look just a bit lower. Dat’d wing feathurs yu see there, above the tail n wut she’z holdin.

(I has a burd liek this n we clean up Congo African Grey Parrot feathurz evry molt.)

By: ScotchAndMoreScotch

ScotchAndMoreScotch — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 19:50:26 +0000

Wife burd… in a golden caaaaaaaage… on a winters daaaaaay
sorry yungins. youtube.com/watch?v=tmb69MdeJBc

By: catalogical humor

catalogical humor — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 19:29:26 +0000

i can has cheeztitution 2 sign?

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 17:06:52 +0000

wife burd sez, “i’z not goin to no stoopy press confrunce, yoo got yursefl into dis, yoo kanz getz yurslef owt ob it!”

(JUST ONCE, i’d like to see one of them do this)

By: Wilf_brim

Wilf_brim — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 17:05:56 +0000

furgot to say:
sends email to tofu or cheez and get kredit for ur piksure. see, dems nawt no nao who belons to.

also:
how lon u hab? whut burdie like? is timneh or congo (differnt types of african grey parrot)? we wants to know.

By: Wilf_brim

Wilf_brim — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 17:03:14 +0000

kewl! you has afrikan grey parrot. dems is teh bes. stoopie ex gawt our grey Montana. Den stoopie ex had to gibe awai. Montana wuz teh bestes burd, EBER! wuz greyt (pun, hehe) talker, wuz talking at 9 munths (bery yung). sounded lik stoopie ex (humm), kalling mai name all teh tim. wood also taunt goggies and kittehs. wood tak her into teh shower (nawt like kittehs, dems like teh warum water of teh shower, tinks it is teh tropical rain forest shower).

bes thing eber: matrix (krazy bengal kitteh) kept boterin her (eben after kitteh got nose bit by bery sharp beek). Burdie liked saying her name (liked soun ob it, i gues) i heres dis from burd:
“Matrix, Maaaaaaatrix. Bad kitteh. Montana. Good burd!”
i knows dat burds nawt understan language. but sure seemed like it dat dey.

By: snorgler

snorgler — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 16:51:28 +0000

Yeppers! But now I’m in a grim, gray city, and the Happy Valley looks good.

I also used to like the saying, “Thank God for Hadley, or Amherst and Noho would merge into one big “too-cool zone.”

By: Cupcake

Cupcake — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 16:34:21 +0000

I tink we has a conspiracee! Hoo is gilty?

By: Romeow

Romeow — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 16:25:11 +0000

Helium implants?
Wat will dey fink ov next?

By: Juju Bear

Juju Bear — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 16:24:20 +0000

BUSTED!

By: Romeow

Romeow — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 16:23:01 +0000

It also machez her…
*cue dramatic musik*
SISTER!
*gasp*

By: Romeow

Romeow — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 16:21:05 +0000

Well dun, Daisy.
So much awsum!

By: Romeow

Romeow — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 16:19:27 +0000

I am onnered to be on such an awsum teem! U waz amazing in goal!
.
I’m a liddle miffed bout teh slander bein frown around so freely about LCB and myseff. Juss cuz LCB habs a diffrent line ov work, it duzn’t meen she wud steel frum her own reskew teem – duz it? Iffs I cud find mah phone, I wud call and complain. And, to sai taht I waz a liddle too slow? Humpf. I fink sumwon had me confuzelated wif sumwon else.

By: Romeow

Romeow — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 16:07:14 +0000

Their private parts r so private,
dey neber plai teh
‘show meh urs and I’ll show u mine’gaem.

By: Romeow

Romeow — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 16:04:39 +0000

Dat’s no goose fevver, and u smells liek sunflower seeds!

By: Romeow

Romeow — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 16:01:43 +0000

Emperor’s Club iz full ov Penguins!
An Afrikan Grey and a Penguin?
Scandalous! Did he pay wif fish or a credit card?

By: rhsb

rhsb — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 15:54:15 +0000

Shaggy ref?

If sew, ai lurves dat song.

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 15:52:52 +0000

Oh hai Romeow!! Has you been to “Wet Willeh Kitteh” to see the ICHC Winter O’Lypix?? We were awn teh sayme teem fur the ice hockee – an we wun!!!!

By: Romeow

Romeow — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 15:50:28 +0000

Lonley dais r gone,
I’z a goin hoam,
mah bebeh she rote meh a letter.