Wife Burd
Wants 2 no whare DIS came froms?!
uh oh. birdie needs excuses fast!
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Emily Dikinson sed: “Hope is the thing with feathers, that perches in the soul, and sings the tune without words, and never stops at all.”
So, mebbe you just founded a littul bit of hope. Yoo beleeve me? Okay, is reelly a fether from a chick I meeted.
Ooh oh , U iz in trubble noew!!
Congratulamashuns, Daisy
Ai lubs ur pooem citashun
Wut wood U liek 4 cell-a-brashun?
HotChoklitt iz reddy, N sum biscott, bizco..nyce almun cookies?
Tanks! I wud lub sum hot choklit!
OOHOOH!!
Iz kan bringz mai faymus speyez-kake. Katnip speyesez….yuuuuummmmmm
Con-cat-u-lay-shuns!!!
Oh, dat sownz berry yummee
Aint jist a feather. Its an underfeather!
Ai dunno…Ai finks dat it machez wife burdiez tail fedderz…Ai tink hez innoc…
iNoe…nawt gilltee.
It also machez her…
*cue dramatic musik*
SISTER!
*gasp*
I tink we has a conspiracee! Hoo is gilty?
Wife burd’s tail feathers ar red, if yu look just a bit lower. Dat’d wing feathurs yu see there, above the tail n wut she’z holdin.
(I has a burd liek this n we clean up Congo African Grey Parrot feathurz evry molt.)
That proobs dat he had sumwon else’s wing around him…
teh plot thickens.
Let’s gib him a Polly-graf on teh Maury Show.
Why Maury?? Jerry Springer wud make it mor funneh!! Mebe teh wife and teh mistrus birdie will beat up eachudder!! Or thro burd seed at eachudder…
den dey appearz on Oprah?
Wow! I doan tink I eber saw a nawt-second post ov such lengt an literasee. I iz imprest.
an itz teh phunee tu!
Gee, tanks! I hadded to put on mye thinkin’ kap so my brane gotted all
warmed up. cant think wif a kold brane. And my hed is vary littul.
if i hadsa bukkit ob burgahs, i’d givem to yoo. berry impressif!
i usta live near teh Emilee Dikonson house.
I aer shure she’d be wanderin throo ICHC, if she wur here, adn leave you a symbolic laurel leef oar sumfin in yer honah.
Ohai, MaryO. I yused to live in Amherst too. Nice littel town. I misses it.
amherst: where reality is an option.
Yeppers! But now I’m in a grim, gray city, and the Happy Valley looks good.
I also used to like the saying, “Thank God for Hadley, or Amherst and Noho would merge into one big “too-cool zone.”
Tell me there’s a bumper sticker that sez that!
Has one I must!
we likz amherst an noho.
noho is like tihs alternut reality
where teh pedstr … pedostro… pistrid …
peeples walkin
rules the streets.
but letz hab teh big yay fer hey-market!1!1!
*getz intu her cheezburger truk*
*draivz ober Daisy the Curly Cat’z howz*
*gibs Daisy teh whoal truklode ub cheezburgerz fer a admirayshunable, fyne an funneh nawt-sekund kawmint*
*in awe*
yoo has a Cheezburger truk?!
i aer defnitely comin to bisit you!
Nom, nom, nom, nom, nom… tanks! … nom, nom, nom….
Well dun, Daisy.
So much awsum!
oop, sry Daisy, I ment tu sai “draive ober TO” yr howze, nawt draive ober yr howze! Donut be skeert, I draivez kaerfully, k?
Oh, an Mary, we’z awl owt ub burgerz tudai (awn akkownt ub deliberin dem tu Daisy), but we’z spektin anuvver konsgin… consing… load ub cheezburgerz tumorroe, so com ober enny tiem.
Daisy, Daisy , gib meh yor anser tru. Howinthehekdidjadothat?????
Congrats on a “magnif” nawt seccund post.
:O U meeted a yungr burdeez?1?!!
“Now where’d I put that d— inkwell”
Lonley dais r gone,
I’z a goin hoam,
mah bebeh she rote meh a letter.
Oh hai Romeow!! Has you been to “Wet Willeh Kitteh” to see the ICHC Winter O’Lypix?? We were awn teh sayme teem fur the ice hockee - an we wun!!!!
I am onnered to be on such an awsum teem! U waz amazing in goal!
.
I’m a liddle miffed bout teh slander bein frown around so freely about LCB and myseff. Juss cuz LCB habs a diffrent line ov work, it duzn’t meen she wud steel frum her own reskew teem - duz it? Iffs I cud find mah phone, I wud call and complain. And, to sai taht I waz a liddle too slow? Humpf. I fink sumwon had me confuzelated wif sumwon else.
Ummm - Romeow??? Jus wehn wuzzit taht yoo last saw yur phone?????
Whatza dinkwell?? *snerk*
Jes flocking around….
Mornin, Rodney
Mebby Ai tollU dis B4, butt Ai iz a nurz N Ai noez da conseqenzes.
U muss B berry karFul…DO NAWT KIZZ DA BURDIES onna beeks!!
U kin get widdle sores on ur lips!
Dey R called ‘CHIRPIES”
Iz wun ob doz CaNAriel Dizeezes
Iz UnTweetAble!!!!!1!
O noes! Nawt a Canariel Dizeeze!
Neber caught dat… but did get dis urge to head south for winter once.
ai joynes yoo
I can haz deevorce laayer!!!!
Wife Burd is married to former Governor of NY?
wife burd sez, “i’z not goin to no stoopy press confrunce, yoo got yursefl into dis, yoo kanz getz yurslef owt ob it!”
(JUST ONCE, i’d like to see one of them do this)
Or at least push him off teh podium haff way froo hims mea culpa.
“mah wife still luvs me, yoo shuld t — aaaahhhh!” *klonk*
Bwhahahahahahaha!!!! Hao ai wud LUV to see taht.!!1
Wife Burd Questions Billing from Emperor’s Club
Win.
Excellent!
She not so happee about the billing-and-cooing @ Emperoro’s Club, ezzer.
O hai, cweenmj!!! an gud monring so yoo. Did yoo see gibbocat’s spektaular ICHC Winter O’ Lympix bak awn Wet Willie Kitteh. Moast amaizing - an funnee An teh ice dansing is SOOOOO prettee. Do go an luk.
Gut morgan JCH4K!!
jess I sawded that. awsumlee amazing stuff going on while i was gone.
See mai commint on teh select,copy,paste pic
Emperor’s Club iz full ov Penguins!
An Afrikan Grey and a Penguin?
Scandalous! Did he pay wif fish or a credit card?
Wuzzn’t mi.
Shaggy ref?
If sew, ai lurves dat song.
Iz frum mah chik.
Or mehbee frum a boobee. (thas a bird–u can luk it up!)
Teh bloo-futd wuns r mai favrits.
I lubs to watch dem land. Mossly dey uze der faces. I tink dat y dey calls dem boobies. Dey boobs all rite. But inna air? WOW!
Helium implants?
Wat will dey fink ov next?
Hey! Dat’s my wife burd! Reely!
Her name iz Beaker.
She sez “Corn!”
kewl! you has afrikan grey parrot. dems is teh bes. stoopie ex gawt our grey Montana. Den stoopie ex had to gibe awai. Montana wuz teh bestes burd, EBER! wuz greyt (pun, hehe) talker, wuz talking at 9 munths (bery yung). sounded lik stoopie ex (humm), kalling mai name all teh tim. wood also taunt goggies and kittehs. wood tak her into teh shower (nawt like kittehs, dems like teh warum water of teh shower, tinks it is teh tropical rain forest shower).
bes thing eber: matrix (krazy bengal kitteh) kept boterin her (eben after kitteh got nose bit by bery sharp beek). Burdie liked s