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Wife Burd


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Wants 2 no whare DIS came froms?!

uh oh. birdie needs excuses fast!

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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?

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  1. Emily Dikinson sed: “Hope is the thing with feathers, that perches in the soul, and sings the tune without words, and never stops at all.”

    So, mebbe you just founded a littul bit of hope. Yoo beleeve me? Okay, is reelly a fether from a chick I meeted.

  2. rodney dill says:

    “Now where’d I put that d— inkwell”

    • Romeow says:

      Lonley dais r gone,
      I’z a goin hoam,
      mah bebeh she rote meh a letter.

      • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

        Oh hai Romeow!! Has you been to “Wet Willeh Kitteh” to see the ICHC Winter O’Lypix?? We were awn teh sayme teem fur the ice hockee – an we wun!!!!

        • Romeow says:

          I am onnered to be on such an awsum teem! U waz amazing in goal!
          .
          I’m a liddle miffed bout teh slander bein frown around so freely about LCB and myseff. Juss cuz LCB habs a diffrent line ov work, it duzn’t meen she wud steel frum her own reskew teem – duz it? Iffs I cud find mah phone, I wud call and complain. And, to sai taht I waz a liddle too slow? Humpf. I fink sumwon had me confuzelated wif sumwon else.

    • idansdansdans says:

      Whatza dinkwell?? *snerk*

  3. rodney dill says:

    Jes flocking around….

  4. becbelle says:

    I can haz deevorce laayer!!!!

  5. Neil says:

    Wife Burd is married to former Governor of NY?

  6. PaulW says:

    Wife Burd Questions Billing from Emperor’s Club

  7. Icanhaspint? says:

    Wuzzn’t mi.

  8. 'steroid says:

    Iz frum mah chik.

    Or mehbee frum a boobee. (thas a bird–u can luk it up!)

  9. ann.s says:

    Hey! Dat’s my wife burd! Reely!
    Her name iz Beaker.
    She sez “Corn!”

    • Wilf_brim says:

      kewl! you has afrikan grey parrot. dems is teh bes. stoopie ex gawt our grey Montana. Den stoopie ex had to gibe awai. Montana wuz teh bestes burd, EBER! wuz greyt (pun, hehe) talker, wuz talking at 9 munths (bery yung). sounded lik stoopie ex (humm), kalling mai name all teh tim. wood also taunt goggies and kittehs. wood tak her into teh shower (nawt like kittehs, dems like teh warum water of teh shower, tinks it is teh tropical rain forest shower).

      bes thing eber: matrix (krazy bengal kitteh) kept boterin her (eben after kitteh got nose bit by bery sharp beek). Burdie liked saying her name (liked soun ob it, i gues) i heres dis from burd:
      “Matrix, Maaaaaaatrix. Bad kitteh. Montana. Good burd!”
      i knows dat burds nawt understan language. but sure seemed like it dat dey.

    • Wilf_brim says:

      furgot to say:
      sends email to tofu or cheez and get kredit for ur piksure. see, dems nawt no nao who belons to.

      also:
      how lon u hab? whut burdie like? is timneh or congo (differnt types of african grey parrot)? we wants to know.

      • ann.s says:

        Beaker is Congo. We call her African-American grey, cuz she hatchd in USA. Shez 11. Had her sinse shez 3 monfs old.

        She wisles song from Straynj Broo, 2. And sez, “Ima gurl burd.”

    • Romeow says:

      Ann.S – happey dai fur U!
      Beaker is byootiful!
      Duz she sai corn or corm? Cud b furst lolspeak burdee.
      .
      Grate storees bout Montana and Matrix.

    • ann.s says:

      She sez Kornnn. Wif “k” and lotz uv “n”s. :)

      Also sez, “Burds kant talk. Ima burd. I’m smrt.”
      And farts. Then sez, “Hoooo fartd?!?”

    • Phillipe d'Beaker says:

      her name is Beaker???
      reeely?
      srsly???
      that is so cool.
      maybe we is related.

  10. rodney dill says:

    betrayal… I haz it.

  11. rodney dill says:

    John Hancock’s birdie

  12. Lucy says:

    Hai Jack,

    I went to da site from joo link an dey be aksin me all kinna stuff an I putz all dat in an I registers an all an den I getz a serach page an I putz in joo name an den dey says “Who?”

    Dis a inzult to all joo ICHC cheezfrens who wantz to addmire joo collected werks.

    How does we getz to joor poems? I mus be doin it wrong, but help me do it rite, K?

    Thxbai

    • gibbocat says:

      Haz teh saem problim!
      Eye synd up an awl taht stuph, but naw syn ov teh Jack ritinz??
      Mebbeh unnur a dyffrunt naem?
      Halp plz, Jack.
      Pwetty pleez. :)

  13. catawba says:

    Ai neber taught hit wood hend lik tis, awlwaes tink yud git hit bai a truk

  14. lolnascar says:

    Polly wantz an xplanashun!

  15. iHazKatzTu says:

    No, rly, iz com frum cuzin, hunny. Weeee play teh exbox, him wuz mole ting. Srsly.

  16. Shoaib says:

    iz grandmother’s. she givs to me on deathbed.

  17. vjs says:

    i do fan dnc now

  18. Ruth T-Negative says:

    Taht doesn’t reelly look like an accusatry bird. Looks like a shakespeare bird (hark! hark! the budgirigark at heavn’s gate doth write) about to rite a new play.

  19. AzzQim says:

    ZOMG teh cutest grey parrot. I have one just like that at home. Just don’t know if it’s a he or she :P

  20. Foshizzel says:

    its notin! it belongs to me seestor! honest! it fall off her wen she com over!

  21. Juju Bear says:

    BUSTED!

  22. ScotchAndMoreScotch says:

    Wife burd… in a golden caaaaaaaage… on a winters daaaaaay
    sorry yungins. youtube.com/watch?v=tmb69MdeJBc

  23. stillapill says:

    Wifey burd jus dizcuverd dat Hubby burd is Pollygamist!!!

  24. Krystyna says:

    Truwble!!

  25. Chessie says:

    (sings) I’m just a bird in a gilded cage (/sings and apoligises 2 group)

    (sings again) Stand by your man…er, bird (/sings and apologises again)

  26. Dan Herkes says:

    R.U. hukked on fonix?


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