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Wife Burd

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Wants 2 no whare DIS came froms?!

uh oh. birdie needs excuses fast!

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Daisy the Curly Cat

Emily Dikinson sed: “Hope is the thing with feathers, that perches in the soul, and sings the tune without words, and never stops at all.”

So, mebbe you just founded a littul bit of hope. Yoo beleeve me? Okay, is reelly a fether from a chick I meeted.

GeeNeeZcatz

Ooh oh , U iz in trubble noew!!

GeeNeeZcatz

Congratulamashuns, Daisy
Ai lubs ur pooem citashun
Wut wood U liek 4 cell-a-brashun?
HotChoklitt iz reddy, N sum biscott, bizco..nyce almun cookies?

insomniacwhirlwind

OOHOOH!!

Iz kan bringz mai faymus speyez-kake. Katnip speyesez….yuuuuummmmmm

Con-cat-u-lay-shuns!!!

GeeNeeZcatz

Oh, dat sownz berry yummee

 
 
 
 
Cupcake

Aint jist a feather. Its an underfeather!

GeeNeeZcatz

Ai dunno…Ai finks dat it machez wife burdiez tail fedderz…Ai tink hez innoc…
iNoe…nawt gilltee.

Romeow

It also machez her…
*cue dramatic musik*
SISTER!
*gasp*

Cupcake

I tink we has a conspiracee! Hoo is gilty?

 
 
Mir

Wife burd’s tail feathers ar red, if yu look just a bit lower. Dat’d wing feathurs yu see there, above the tail n wut she’z holdin.

(I has a burd liek this n we clean up Congo African Grey Parrot feathurz evry molt.)

Romeow

That proobs dat he had sumwon else’s wing around him…
teh plot thickens.
Let’s gib him a Polly-graf on teh Maury Show.

Sheri

Why Maury?? Jerry Springer wud make it mor funneh!! Mebe teh wife and teh mistrus birdie will beat up eachudder!! Or thro burd seed at eachudder…

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
woodchuck

Wow! I doan tink I eber saw a nawt-second post ov such lengt an literasee. I iz imprest.

woodchuck

an itz teh phunee tu!

Daisy the Curly Cat

Gee, tanks! I hadded to put on mye thinkin’ kap so my brane gotted all
warmed up. cant think wif a kold brane. And my hed is vary littul.

mary O'Spockn

if i hadsa bukkit ob burgahs, i’d givem to yoo. berry impressif!
i usta live near teh Emilee Dikonson house.
I aer shure she’d be wanderin throo ICHC, if she wur here, adn leave you a symbolic laurel leef oar sumfin in yer honah.

snorgler

Ohai, MaryO. I yused to live in Amherst too. Nice littel town. I misses it.

mary O'Spockn

amherst: where reality is an option.

snorgler

Yeppers! But now I’m in a grim, gray city, and the Happy Valley looks good.

I also used to like the saying, “Thank God for Hadley, or Amherst and Noho would merge into one big “too-cool zone.”

 
fifi rockefeller

Tell me there’s a bumper sticker that sez that!
Has one I must!

Phillipe d'Beaker

we likz amherst an noho.
noho is like tihs alternut reality
where teh pedstr … pedostro… pistrid …
peeples walkin
rules the streets.
but letz hab teh big yay fer hey-market!1!1!

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
moe

*getz intu her cheezburger truk*

*draivz ober Daisy the Curly Cat’z howz*

*gibs Daisy teh whoal truklode ub cheezburgerz fer a admirayshunable, fyne an funneh nawt-sekund kawmint*

mary O'Spockn

*in awe*
yoo has a Cheezburger truk?! :shock:
i aer defnitely comin to bisit you!

 
Daisy the Curly Cat

Nom, nom, nom, nom, nom… tanks! … nom, nom, nom….

Romeow

Well dun, Daisy.
So much awsum!

 
moe

oop, sry Daisy, I ment tu sai “draive ober TO” yr howze, nawt draive ober yr howze! Donut be skeert, I draivez kaerfully, k?

Oh, an Mary, we’z awl owt ub burgerz tudai (awn akkownt ub deliberin dem tu Daisy), but we’z spektin anuvver konsgin… consing… load ub cheezburgerz tumorroe, so com ober enny tiem.

 
 
 
idansdansdans

Daisy, Daisy , gib meh yor anser tru. Howinthehekdidjadothat?????

Congrats on a “magnif” nawt seccund post.

 
Moira

:O U meeted a yungr burdeez?1?!!

 
 
rodney dill

“Now where’d I put that d— inkwell”

Romeow

Lonley dais r gone,
I’z a goin hoam,
mah bebeh she rote meh a letter.

JanetCanHas4Kittehs

Oh hai Romeow!! Has you been to “Wet Willeh Kitteh” to see the ICHC Winter O’Lypix?? We were awn teh sayme teem fur the ice hockee - an we wun!!!!

Romeow

I am onnered to be on such an awsum teem! U waz amazing in goal!
.
I’m a liddle miffed bout teh slander bein frown around so freely about LCB and myseff. Juss cuz LCB habs a diffrent line ov work, it duzn’t meen she wud steel frum her own reskew teem - duz it? Iffs I cud find mah phone, I wud call and complain. And, to sai taht I waz a liddle too slow? Humpf. I fink sumwon had me confuzelated wif sumwon else.

JanetCanHas4Kittehs

Ummm - Romeow??? Jus wehn wuzzit taht yoo last saw yur phone?????

 
 
 
 
idansdansdans

Whatza dinkwell?? *snerk*

 
 
GeeNeeZcatz

Mornin, Rodney

Mebby Ai tollU dis B4, butt Ai iz a nurz N Ai noez da conseqenzes.
U muss B berry karFul…DO NAWT KIZZ DA BURDIES onna beeks!!
U kin get widdle sores on ur lips!
Dey R called ‘CHIRPIES”
Iz wun ob doz CaNAriel Dizeezes
Iz UnTweetAble!!!!!1!

woodchuck

O noes! Nawt a Canariel Dizeeze!

rodney dill

Neber caught dat… but did get dis urge to head south for winter once.

 
 
 
 
 
becbelle

I can haz deevorce laayer!!!!

 
Neil

Wife Burd is married to former Governor of NY?

lunarmommy

wife burd sez, “i’z not goin to no stoopy press confrunce, yoo got yursefl into dis, yoo kanz getz yurslef owt ob it!”

(JUST ONCE, i’d like to see one of them do this)

Romeow

Or at least push him off teh podium haff way froo hims mea culpa.

lunarmommy

“mah wife still luvs me, yoo shuld t — aaaahhhh!” *klonk*

JanetCanHas4Kittehs

Bwhahahahahahaha!!!! Hao ai wud LUV to see taht.!!1

 
 
 
 
 
PaulW

Wife Burd Questions Billing from Emperor’s Club

 
 
 
cweenmj

She not so happee about the billing-and-cooing @ Emperoro’s Club, ezzer.

JanetCanHas4Kittehs

O hai, cweenmj!!! an gud monring so yoo. Did yoo see gibbocat’s spektaular ICHC Winter O’ Lympix bak awn Wet Willie Kitteh. Moast amaizing - an funnee An teh ice dansing is SOOOOO prettee. Do go an luk. :D

cweenmj

Gut morgan JCH4K!!
jess I sawded that. awsumlee amazing stuff going on while i was gone.
See mai commint on teh select,copy,paste pic

 
 
 
Romeow

Emperor’s Club iz full ov Penguins!
An Afrikan Grey and a Penguin?
Scandalous! Did he pay wif fish or a credit card?

 
 
rhsb

Shaggy ref?

If sew, ai lurves dat song. ;-)

 
 
'steroid

Iz frum mah chik.

Or mehbee frum a boobee. (thas a bird–u can luk it up!)

woodchuck

Teh bloo-futd wuns r mai favrits.

Lucy

I lubs to watch dem land. Mossly dey uze der faces. I tink dat y dey calls dem boobies. Dey boobs all rite. But inna air? WOW!

Romeow

Helium implants?
Wat will dey fink ov next?

 
 
 
 
ann.s

Hey! Dat’s my wife burd! Reely!
Her name iz Beaker.
She sez “Corn!”

Wilf_brim

kewl! you has afrikan grey parrot. dems is teh bes. stoopie ex gawt our grey Montana. Den stoopie ex had to gibe awai. Montana wuz teh bestes burd, EBER! wuz greyt (pun, hehe) talker, wuz talking at 9 munths (bery yung). sounded lik stoopie ex (humm), kalling mai name all teh tim. wood also taunt goggies and kittehs. wood tak her into teh shower (nawt like kittehs, dems like teh warum water of teh shower, tinks it is teh tropical rain forest shower).

bes thing eber: matrix (krazy bengal kitteh) kept boterin her (eben after kitteh got nose bit by bery sharp beek). Burdie liked s