Wife Burd
Wants 2 no whare DIS came froms?!
uh oh. birdie needs excuses fast!
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Emily Dikinson sed: “Hope is the thing with feathers, that perches in the soul, and sings the tune without words, and never stops at all.”
So, mebbe you just founded a littul bit of hope. Yoo beleeve me? Okay, is reelly a fether from a chick I meeted.
Ooh oh , U iz in trubble noew!!
Congratulamashuns, Daisy
Ai lubs ur pooem citashun
Wut wood U liek 4 cell-a-brashun?
HotChoklitt iz reddy, N sum biscott, bizco..nyce almun cookies?
Tanks! I wud lub sum hot choklit!
OOHOOH!!
Iz kan bringz mai faymus speyez-kake. Katnip speyesez….yuuuuummmmmm
Con-cat-u-lay-shuns!!!
Oh, dat sownz berry yummee
It sounds delicious.
Aint jist a feather. Its an underfeather!
Ai dunno…Ai finks dat it machez wife burdiez tail fedderz…Ai tink hez innoc…
iNoe…nawt gilltee.
It also machez her…
*cue dramatic musik*
SISTER!
*gasp*
I tink we has a conspiracee! Hoo is gilty?
Wife burd’s tail feathers ar red, if yu look just a bit lower. Dat’d wing feathurs yu see there, above the tail n wut she’z holdin.
(I has a burd liek this n we clean up Congo African Grey Parrot feathurz evry molt.)
That proobs dat he had sumwon else’s wing around him…
teh plot thickens.
Let’s gib him a Polly-graf on teh Maury Show.
Why Maury?? Jerry Springer wud make it mor funneh!! Mebe teh wife and teh mistrus birdie will beat up eachudder!! Or thro burd seed at eachudder…
den dey appearz on Oprah?
Wow! I doan tink I eber saw a nawt-second post ov such lengt an literasee. I iz imprest.
an itz teh phunee tu!
Gee, tanks! I hadded to put on mye thinkin’ kap so my brane gotted all
warmed up. cant think wif a kold brane. And my hed is vary littul.
if i hadsa bukkit ob burgahs, i’d givem to yoo. berry impressif!
i usta live near teh Emilee Dikonson house.
I aer shure she’d be wanderin throo ICHC, if she wur here, adn leave you a symbolic laurel leef oar sumfin in yer honah.
Ohai, MaryO. I yused to live in Amherst too. Nice littel town. I misses it.
amherst: where reality is an option.
Yeppers! But now I’m in a grim, gray city, and the Happy Valley looks good.
I also used to like the saying, “Thank God for Hadley, or Amherst and Noho would merge into one big “too-cool zone.”
Tell me there’s a bumper sticker that sez that!
Has one I must!
we likz amherst an noho.
noho is like tihs alternut reality
where teh pedstr … pedostro… pistrid …
peeples walkin
rules the streets.
but letz hab teh big yay fer hey-market!1!1!
*getz intu her cheezburger truk*
*draivz ober Daisy the Curly Cat’z howz*
*gibs Daisy teh whoal truklode ub cheezburgerz fer a admirayshunable, fyne an funneh nawt-sekund kawmint*
*in awe*
yoo has a Cheezburger truk?!
i aer defnitely comin to bisit you!
Nom, nom, nom, nom, nom… tanks! … nom, nom, nom….
Well dun, Daisy.
So much awsum!
oop, sry Daisy, I ment tu sai “draive ober TO” yr howze, nawt draive ober yr howze! Donut be skeert, I draivez kaerfully, k?
Oh, an Mary, we’z awl owt ub burgerz tudai (awn akkownt ub deliberin dem tu Daisy), but we’z spektin anuvver konsgin… consing… load ub cheezburgerz tumorroe, so com ober enny tiem.
Daisy, Daisy , gib meh yor anser tru. Howinthehekdidjadothat?????
Congrats on a “magnif” nawt seccund post.
:O U meeted a yungr burdeez?1?!!
“Now where’d I put that d— inkwell”
Lonley dais r gone,
I’z a goin hoam,
mah bebeh she rote meh a letter.
Oh hai Romeow!! Has you been to “Wet Willeh Kitteh” to see the ICHC Winter O’Lypix?? We were awn teh sayme teem fur the ice hockee – an we wun!!!!
I am onnered to be on such an awsum teem! U waz amazing in goal!
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I’m a liddle miffed bout teh slander bein frown around so freely about LCB and myseff. Juss cuz LCB habs a diffrent line ov work, it duzn’t meen she wud steel frum her own reskew teem – duz it? Iffs I cud find mah phone, I wud call and complain. And, to sai taht I waz a liddle too slow? Humpf. I fink sumwon had me confuzelated wif sumwon else.
Ummm – Romeow??? Jus wehn wuzzit taht yoo last saw yur phone?????
Whatza dinkwell?? *snerk*
Jes flocking around….
Mornin, Rodney
Mebby Ai tollU dis B4, butt Ai iz a nurz N Ai noez da conseqenzes.
U muss B berry karFul…DO NAWT KIZZ DA BURDIES onna beeks!!
U kin get widdle sores on ur lips!
Dey R called ‘CHIRPIES”
Iz wun ob doz CaNAriel Dizeezes
Iz UnTweetAble!!!!!1!
O noes! Nawt a Canariel Dizeeze!
Neber caught dat… but did get dis urge to head south for winter once.
ai joynes yoo
I can haz deevorce laayer!!!!
Wife Burd is married to former Governor of NY?
wife burd sez, “i’z not goin to no stoopy press confrunce, yoo got yursefl into dis, yoo kanz getz yurslef owt ob it!”
(JUST ONCE, i’d like to see one of them do this)
Or at least push him off teh podium haff way froo hims mea culpa.
“mah wife still luvs me, yoo shuld t — aaaahhhh!” *klonk*
Bwhahahahahahaha!!!! Hao ai wud LUV to see taht.!!1
Wife Burd Questions Billing from Emperor’s Club
Win.
Excellent!
She not so happee about the billing-and-cooing @ Emperoro’s Club, ezzer.
O hai, cweenmj!!! an gud monring so yoo. Did yoo see gibbocat’s spektaular ICHC Winter O’ Lympix bak awn Wet Willie Kitteh. Moast amaizing – an funnee An teh ice dansing is SOOOOO prettee. Do go an luk.
Gut morgan JCH4K!!
jess I sawded that. awsumlee amazing stuff going on while i was gone.
See mai commint on teh select,copy,paste pic
Emperor’s Club iz full ov Penguins!
An Afrikan Grey and a Penguin?
Scandalous! Did he pay wif fish or a credit card?
Wuzzn’t mi.
Shaggy ref?
If sew, ai lurves dat song.
Iz frum mah chik.
Or mehbee frum a boobee. (thas a bird–u can luk it up!)
Teh bloo-futd wuns r mai favrits.
I lubs to watch dem land. Mossly dey uze der faces. I tink dat y dey calls dem boobies. Dey boobs all rite. But inna air? WOW!
Helium implants?
Wat will dey fink ov next?
Hey! Dat’s my wife burd! Reely!
Her name iz Beaker.
She sez “Corn!”
kewl! you has afrikan grey parrot. dems is teh bes. stoopie ex gawt our grey Montana. Den stoopie ex had to gibe awai. Montana wuz teh bestes burd, EBER! wuz greyt (pun, hehe) talker, wuz talking at 9 munths (bery yung). sounded lik stoopie ex (humm), kalling mai name all teh tim. wood also taunt goggies and kittehs. wood tak her into teh shower (nawt like kittehs, dems like teh warum water of teh shower, tinks it is teh tropical rain forest shower).
bes thing eber: matrix (krazy bengal kitteh) kept boterin her (eben after kitteh got nose bit by bery sharp beek). Burdie liked saying her name (liked soun ob it, i gues) i heres dis from burd:
“Matrix, Maaaaaaatrix. Bad kitteh. Montana. Good burd!”
i knows dat burds nawt understan language. but sure seemed like it dat dey.
furgot to say:
sends email to tofu or cheez and get kredit for ur piksure. see, dems nawt no nao who belons to.
also:
how lon u hab? whut burdie like? is timneh or congo (differnt types of african grey parrot)? we wants to know.
Beaker is Congo. We call her African-American grey, cuz she hatchd in USA. Shez 11. Had her sinse shez 3 monfs old.
She wisles song from Straynj Broo, 2. And sez, “Ima gurl burd.”
Ann.S – happey dai fur U!
Beaker is byootiful!
Duz she sai corn or corm? Cud b furst lolspeak burdee.
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Grate storees bout Montana and Matrix.
She sez Kornnn. Wif “k” and lotz uv “n”s.
Also sez, “Burds kant talk. Ima burd. I’m smrt.”
And farts. Then sez, “Hoooo fartd?!?”
wish she sed “corm,” teh i culd cross it off on mah binglol card
(or duz romeow sayin it cownt?)
her name is Beaker???
reeely?
srsly???
that is so cool.
maybe we is related.
Phillipe, duz u hab teh gray fevvers, too?
betrayal… I haz it.
John Hancock’s birdie
i can has cheeztitution 2 sign?
Hai Jack,
I went to da site from joo link an dey be aksin me all kinna stuff an I putz all dat in an I registers an all an den I getz a serach page an I putz in joo name an den dey says “Who?”
Dis a inzult to all joo ICHC cheezfrens who wantz to addmire joo collected werks.
How does we getz to joor poems? I mus be doin it wrong, but help me do it rite, K?
Thxbai
Haz teh saem problim!
Eye synd up an awl taht stuph, but naw syn ov teh Jack ritinz??
Mebbeh unnur a dyffrunt naem?
Halp plz, Jack.
Pwetty pleez.
yup. ben dare. dun dat.
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pwetty pleez wif shuga onna top.
Ai neber taught hit wood hend lik tis, awlwaes tink yud git hit bai a truk
Polly wantz an xplanashun!
No, rly, iz com frum cuzin, hunny. Weeee play teh exbox, him wuz mole ting. Srsly.
iz grandmother’s. she givs to me on deathbed.
wud dat b teh fevvur bed??
Dat’s no goose fevver, and u smells liek sunflower seeds!
yu fink hiz bin spreddin himz… wingz?
Hims had better keeps his fevvers togevvers iffs he knos wat’s gud fur him.
i do fan dnc now
eyem finkin ewez teh few fevvurz shawt ov teh boah..??
U can shake ur tale fevvers awl u want,
but dis discussion iz nawt ober.
Taht doesn’t reelly look like an accusatry bird. Looks like a shakespeare bird (hark! hark! the budgirigark at heavn’s gate doth write) about to rite a new play.
ZOMG teh cutest grey parrot. I have one just like that at home. Just don’t know if it’s a he or she
Their private parts r so private,
dey neber plai teh
’show meh urs and I’ll show u mine’ gaem.
its notin! it belongs to me seestor! honest! it fall off her wen she com over!
BUSTED!
Wife burd… in a golden caaaaaaaage… on a winters daaaaaay
sorry yungins. youtube.com/watch?v=tmb69MdeJBc
Lub it.
Laffs!
Wifey burd jus dizcuverd dat Hubby burd is Pollygamist!!!
Now Wifey burd wants 2 no WHO POLLY iz!!
Truwble!!
(sings) I’m just a bird in a gilded cage (/sings and apoligises 2 group)
(sings again) Stand by your man…er, bird (/sings and apologises again)
Polly Jize.
R.U. hukked on fonix?