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iz all upsied daun
congratulashuns! is dis yure nawt sekkind nawt sekkind?
yes!
yay! haz you a rekwest fur songndanz?
david bowie!
wud u prefur teh ziggie stardust shuffle
or ‘let’z dans’ wid teh ‘cat people’!
eider 1 remindz me of hangoverz…
put on ur red shooz
and danz teh blooz
Cool!
I lubbs teh D Man’s moosic…
*sways too teh groob*
Ai r LUb him ,hard. *Swoon.*
Sumbuddy messin wif teh grabbity machine agin…
does ai needs tu go turn teh dial agin? but wait, grabbity ees naow acteeng sideways, ai finks ai need to go finds teh direcshunul kontrol, whu knos wayre eet ees?
*dus bakwuds wisslin/teeth sukkin thing taht meens sumthink spensiv is abowt to happen*
Its yur horizontal holed has gorn. Ai cud fix it, but it’d be cheeper to by a gnu wun
yup iz messez wid yur hed
mebbe teh hangover iz like ‘Bein Drunk’?
(eegee: aks teh glas o wuddur…)
but foard, wut is so unplezzint about bein drunk?
snorgles 4 h2g2!!
call Mr. Scott, for me, will ya? gotta go twerk.
Ta.
*airkiss*
has yu got yur lunches? An yur busfair.
Commodore Scott is not available. I shall contact Commander La Forge.
you shure Geordi is abailabul? I thimk he’z solbing a problum wif Leyuh Bromz on teh holodek.
That’s correct. I instructed Commander La Forge to run the Dr. Brahms holodck simulation to analyze and repair the problem.
*thinks to sef*
hmmmmm. sez he’s Data.
Used a contrakshun.
uhoh…could be Lor…
Maybee he got into teh Klingon blud wine… hmmmm maybe that’s wut happent to teh kitteh in the picksur too….
Damn. You found me out! I shall now destroy the Unyberse!
Damn. I spoke LOLSpeak!
Damn!
Hee! You cawt him, gurl!
LOLZ!
Data iz trypped up, du tu unfortoonate programmings taht preventz him frum lying…
MaryO’- yew needz tew tayke caer ob yawself-yew am alwayz werkin.
‘MaryO” tyme be Impordant. Okai?
jes beein kaerin-das awl.
ohai, Tidmum, i got da leeky eyes when I saw dis da furst thyme, and now i gives you a hug. {tidmum}
I gots soopergloo on mai eer. HALP!
Hang on – heer’s sum nale polish remoover. An a q-tip. (teh tings yoo can find in teh CCC)
If Ai had patshens, Ai’d gib u sum of taht, too.
awl ob us is in teh gudder, but som ob us is lukkin at teh stars!
Pretenders (kwotin’ Oscar Wilde, of corse!) FTW!
I tipped ober and my ear got flattened.
Plz, sumbudy stan me up again.
*Up yew getz*
Ai halp yew mamarosa.
Ai is in yur rode, foxxin yur persepshuns!
Dat will bee mee ina mornin.
an me, twenny minits after Ai gets payed! Wun week to go….!
Ai jess fownd a boddul ob ‘fizzee whyne’-nawt shampayne –
inna fridje.Heehee.It wuz deelishuss!!!
*wherz teh Gin? Ai noe ai got sum in der!!*
Ai’m daon to teh straynjstikki bottuls ob, err, not shor wut. But hoo cairs!
Ohai Ambercat.
Ai gotz a hole cubberd full ob Alkehal-Ai dunno whut moast ob it iz-It shore halps teh cukkin tho!!!!!
Mr T.M lubz teh sawsez ai mayke fur staykes an such lyke!!
Teh Gin an Vodky bee abowt awl ai noe how tew mix fur drinkses !!-
Az yew kin prolly tell tonite-Ai lefted a bit ob a rant on teh Jorge Bush fred.Eeek!!!!
yup, sor taht rant – yu wuz awn fyn form! Has anodder drink an yu’ll feel mush bedderer!
Hai Tidmum. Huggz {{ Tidmum }}
wuz gud 2 C teh wai awl teh cheezpeepz reezpondid 2 yur werdz.
Sew mennee gud peepul !!1!
{{{{gibbocat}}}}
TMI!!! Hee haa hee heeeeee.Fankyew wun an awl!!!
Huggz an snorgulz tew yew too!!!
Ai r mush bedder nao-teh ICHC hewmer an teh kaer frum awl mai Cheezfrenz mayded it so.
(nawt tew menshun teh depleeeted boddul ob Jin,an teh hawt(strayt frum teh ubben)sossidge roll sammidge(whyte bred,reel budder)- cumfurt fud,ai lub eet!!!
Fankyew wunce agen fur the fun an gaymez obthe Ollympikz-mai biiiig bloo ‘harvester’ Nikkerz am in teh wasshin massheen as wee speek!! –
Oh noes!!!
aniwun els wundrin WHY kitteh is lain in teh guttr?
lukin at teh stars, ob corss
noes, kitteh is dizzeh an duzzint noe vertigo
Wednesdayz lolcat iz fullz ub woh
Thursdayz lolcat haz ver2go
is Thursday, qed
Ai is a fursdai cat. Just sain
Ai r a Satterdai Chile-Lubbin an gibbin.
Ai try mai bestest enneewai.
sry Tidmum, butt az a Caturday chile mai pwn-self,
wii iz teh wuns gotta werk 4 a libbin!
(frydee kitteh iz lubber n gibber)
But AI ar a Sundai child. . .
is bonny and blythe and good and gay
Ai ar Sunday child…
LIEZ! IT AR AL LIEZ!
*snerk*
O wayt, iz ‘bonny and blythe’ old-fashund fr ‘deprest en b*tchee’ lyke ‘gay’ iz old-fashund fr cheerful? In dat kayse, maybee iz not al liez…
An me a Wenns Day kitteh — Y myne is only negt niget ntveg unhappi wun?
whut an awful wawfll, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaful pun! Wished I’d thunkofit
Oh, luk, itz Teho!
WHER???
(o doan luk at meh dat wai… u knoo i wuz gona sez dat)
no guyz ai meen reeeely. whi is teh kitteh in teh gutter starin lik hes ded or somfin? iz soo kuoot, ai hates too fink somfin bad hapned to him.
Suspect teh catnip…
I too is conserned aboot the kitteh, he is not roadkill is he?
Tew mush paw-dron.
Kitteh frot dat iffs she laid down in teh gutter,
her stripes wud be vertical an she wud luk slimmer an taller.
i will kill the jerk who put me in this position
teh mush-an-eary position?
*groooan*
*heddesk*
Pittypat!! Ware U bean??
CBSB, ware U bean?
oh hai cbsb – i bean arownd, kinda busy – what bowt u?
Iz on Ur sidewalks messing with Ur persepshunz
Diz iz da newz LankyDoodle fum de Tuesday Morning Store. Can Iz haz pleesz?
rotate-ble kitteh rotat’d zactly 90 dgrees
M. C. Escher’s kitteh
u stole meh idea!!!
i fells aslepe in teh kerb
so tehy paved tihs road around mai ear
omg iz dat kitteh ded?!
dat kitteh NOT ded, only on ‘paws’.
Push trinangle fur plai.
kitteh luks lyke mah oranj kitteh wid dah white pawzes and white chest
except for the fact that *ahem* how doez I put dis delicately? mah Injeh is
generusly proportioned, she ar a tubby tabby
just mor to lub!!
Dere’s no byootee in bones.
Dat’s wat mah Grandpa tolded mah Grandma.
Mai Hazel beez errm ‘larger dan teh avveridge bear’ jess lyke mee-Mr T.M sez ‘Warmth inna winter an shayde inna Summer!!’
Kitteh lookz ded ;_;
is this a real picture? or is it photoshopped?
“What teh … ?? Last fing I ‘member, we wuz drinkin tehkittehquila slammas down taht gnu plase … Oh, an I iz pritty shore I din’t hav a ta2 yestday …”
wif mah birfday comin dis weekend, ai intenz tu folo in dis kittehs futstepz
We can haz birdday celebrashunz!
Happy Birdday to Uz TC
And, so close to St. Paddy’s Dai.
Mite as well juss plai froo.
Happey Early Birfdai!
{{{{{The Crapture}}}}}
tank ewez foar teh birfday wishez
Lee marvin’s unnerstudy for Cat Baloo
An Paynte Yur Wagun too!
Dis kitteh need teh 12-step…nao! Othurwize get flatenz by teh bus!
wif twies as many feets, kitteh mite need 24 step program
Looks leik taht furstep waz a doozie!
Ex-Enthusiastic Cat
has curbed his enthusiasm
“Okeh awsifur. I wokded teh strayt lien sew I kans go nao, riet? No? Y?”
You are all completely insane, INSANE I tell you!
i had a sanity
but it was overraeted
it wuz PLEH
Troo, troo…
“I became insane with horrible periods of sanity”
Edgar Allan Poe
Mah thots eggsactlee.
is tere a sanity claws?
U must ax Growcho about dat.
Native Cat sez
“Bus coming”
hmmmm maybe that’s wut happent to teh kitteh in the picksur too….
double win!