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iz all upsied daun
congratulashuns! is dis yure nawt sekkind nawt sekkind?
yes!
yay! haz you a rekwest fur songndanz?
david bowie!
wud u prefur teh ziggie stardust shuffle
or ‘let’z dans’ wid teh ‘cat people’!
eider 1 remindz me of hangoverz…
put on ur red shooz
and danz teh blooz
Cool!
I lubbs teh D Man’s moosic…
*sways too teh groob*
Ai r LUb him ,hard. *Swoon.*
Sumbuddy messin wif teh grabbity machine agin…
does ai needs tu go turn teh dial agin? but wait, grabbity ees naow acteeng sideways, ai finks ai need to go finds teh direcshunul kontrol, whu knos wayre eet ees?
*dus bakwuds wisslin/teeth sukkin thing taht meens sumthink spensiv is abowt to happen*
Its yur horizontal holed has gorn. Ai cud fix it, but it’d be cheeper to by a gnu wun
yup iz messez wid yur hed
mebbe teh hangover iz like ‘Bein Drunk’?
(eegee: aks teh glas o wuddur…
but foard, wut is so unplezzint about bein drunk?
snorgles 4 h2g2!!
call Mr. Scott, for me, will ya? gotta go twerk.
Ta.
*airkiss*
has yu got yur lunches? An yur busfair.
Commodore Scott is not available. I shall contact Commander La Forge.
you shure Geordi is abailabul? I thimk he’z solbing a problum wif Leyuh Bromz on teh holodek.
That’s correct. I instructed Commander La Forge to run the Dr. Brahms holodck simulation to analyze and repair the problem.
*thinks to sef*
hmmmmm. sez he’s Data.
Used a contrakshun.
uhoh…could be Lor…
Maybee he got into teh Klingon blud wine… hmmmm maybe that’s wut happent to teh kitteh in the picksur too….
Damn. You found me out! I shall now destroy the Unyberse!
Damn. I spoke LOLSpeak!
Damn!
Hee! You cawt him, gurl!
LOLZ!
Data iz trypped up, du tu unfortoonate programmings taht preventz him frum lying…
MaryO’- yew needz tew tayke caer ob yawself-yew am alwayz werkin.
‘MaryO” tyme be Impordant. Okai?
jes beein kaerin-das awl.
I gots soopergloo on mai eer. HALP!
Hang on - heer’s sum nale polish remoover. An a q-tip. (teh tings yoo can find in teh CCC)
If Ai had patshens, Ai’d gib u sum of taht, too.
awl ob us is in teh gudder, but som ob us is lukkin at teh stars!
Pretenders (kwotin’ Oscar Wilde, of corse!) FTW!
I tipped ober and my ear got flattened.
Plz, sumbudy stan me up again.
*Up yew getz*
Ai halp yew mamarosa.
I’z experiencing da’ vertigo.
http://www.wannasmile.com
Ai is in yur rode, foxxin yur persepshuns!
Dat will bee mee ina mornin.
an me, twenny minits after Ai gets payed! Wun week to go….!
Ai jess fownd a boddul ob ‘fizzee whyne’-nawt shampayne -
inna fridje.Heehee.It wuz deelishuss!!!
*wherz teh Gin? Ai noe ai got sum in der!!*
Ai’m daon to teh straynjstikki bottuls ob, err, not shor wut. But hoo cairs!
Ohai Ambercat.
Ai gotz a hole cubberd full ob Alkehal-Ai dunno whut moast ob it iz-It shore halps teh cukkin tho!!!!!
Mr T.M lubz teh sawsez ai mayke fur staykes an such lyke!!
Teh Gin an Vodky bee abowt awl ai noe how tew mix fur drinkses !!-
Az yew kin prolly tell tonite-Ai lefted a bit ob a rant on teh Jorge Bush fred.Eeek!!!!
yup, sor taht rant - yu wuz awn fyn form! Has anodder drink an yu’ll feel mush bedderer!
Hai Tidmum. Huggz {{ Tidmum }}
wuz gud 2 C teh wai awl teh cheezpeepz reezpondid 2 yur werdz.
Sew mennee gud peepul !!1!
{{{{gibbocat}}}}
TMI!!! Hee haa hee heeeeee.Fankyew wun an awl!!!
Huggz an snorgulz tew yew too!!!
Ai r mush bedder nao-teh ICHC hewmer an teh kaer frum awl mai Cheezfrenz mayded it so.
(nawt tew menshun teh depleeeted boddul ob Jin,an teh hawt(strayt frum teh ubben)sossidge roll sammidge(whyte bred,reel budder)- cumfurt fud,ai lub eet!!!
Fankyew wunce agen fur the fun an gaymez obthe Ollympikz-mai biiiig bloo ‘harvester’ Nikkerz am in teh wasshin massheen as wee speek!! -
Oh noes!!!
aniwun els wundrin WHY kitteh is lain in teh guttr?
lukin at teh stars, ob corss
noes, kitteh is dizzeh an duzzint noe vertigo
Wednesdayz lolcat iz fullz ub woh
Thursdayz lolcat haz ver2go
is Thursday, qed
Ai is a fursdai cat. Just sain
Ai r a Satterdai Chile-Lubbin an gibbin.
Ai try mai bestest enneewai.
sry Tidmum, butt az a Caturday chile mai pwn-self,
wii iz teh wuns gotta werk 4 a libbin!
(frydee kitteh iz lubber n gibber)
But AI ar a Sundai child. . .
is bonny and blythe and good and gay
Ai ar Sunday child…
LIEZ! IT AR AL LIEZ!
*snerk*
O wayt, iz ‘bonny and blythe’ old-fashund fr ‘deprest en b*tchee’ lyke ‘gay’ iz old-fashund fr cheerful? In dat kayse, maybee iz not al liez…
whut an awful wawfll, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaful pun! Wished I’d thunkofit
Oh, luk, itz Teho!
WHER???
(o doan luk at meh dat wai… u knoo i wuz gona sez dat)
no guyz ai meen reeeely. whi is teh kitteh in teh gutter starin lik hes ded or somfin? iz soo kuoot, ai hates too fink somfin bad hapned to him.
Suspect teh catnip…
I too is conserned aboot the kitteh, he is not roadkill is he?
Tew mush paw-dron.
Kitteh frot dat iffs she laid down in teh gutter,
her stripes wud be vertical an she wud luk slimmer an taller.
i will kill the jerk who put me in this position
teh mush-an-eary position?
*groooan*
*heddesk*