dis my best imreshun of george dubya bush
wut do you fink of dis candidate?
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my feloow murkuns…
wee needz a noo strageree …
urm,,strateree..
strategeree erm diffrent way ob doin stuffs.
Or mebee ’stragedy?
win
sadlee.
“MEW-KU-LAR”
haz N E wun thort 2 fank himz 4 inbentinz lolspeek??
or PLoLiticalspeek
xsept is nawt sew lol funnee, akshullee.
He gets a gud laff wen he jokes bout Brownie, Scooter, and missing WMD. I doan see meny peeps in NooOrleans, teh CIA, or Gold Star Moms laffin.
if i finks about dis stuff too much i gets teh sads. big time.
here, listen to dis
merengue musik by Juan Luis Guerra
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oPb_v0W15yM
moar merengue
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-ipkPIVdnM
Ai lykes lemmon merengue…
ai wud give u burgerz… if there were enny to giv….
o DERE dey r! and ai see the gawge bush fanz is givving tehm owt….
“ur werkin hard tah put food on ur fambly”
“we has to maek teh pie hyur”
Ai’m giving yoo tax brakes so yoo can put munnis awn the taybul.
“iz ur munnyz, u payed fur dem”
ZOMG..maded mi laf so hard i skeerd mai kowerkr
“MEW-KU-LAR!!!!”
FTW! Bwahahahahahahaha!
“Mew-ku-lar” — FTW!
Iz nawt “noo” an iz nawt “kleer,” but dat’s teh way yu pron… proun… says it.
Maeks mee wahnt 2 slap hm evry tyme eye heer him sez
‘noocular’… OK, eye ushuly wants 2 doo taht (an’ eye nawt
eben Lib/Dem), jus’ moar.
Dat an “joolery”, “aks” & “relator” (jewelry, ask & realtor).
An Ceiling Cat hep u ifn u say y gunna “aks teh relator
’bout nookleer joolery”!
Gud mornng woozled. Ai know - it drives mee crazy!!!
But - ai am puzzled -yoo ar “just moar??” moar - what.
ai ar Lib/Dem (in case yoo cudn’t tell!!!) but what ar “moar?’
An don furget teh “atheletes” at the high skool an kolledge.
saddled wif him yu r.
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teel nobembuh N E wai.
Yoo mayk me sad.
But iz teh troof.
noe wurreez Woody.
Yur gonna git annuddur weepubleekun in teh wythowz N E wai. coz owbama am teh blik guy wif teh muslim name ( slim chanz!! ) an hillry havz teh glazz seelin an teh fambillee histry 2 git obur. ( slim 2 nun chanz!! ) an teh reepubleekunz got teh waw heerow. Now kontizt!!
sew cheer upz!!
I beggs to differ, gibbocat.
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Democats r energized liek neber before. It will b Obama vs McBush, and 73% of dis country wants the noo president to be diffrent than Bush. On teh national polls, McBush loses on almost ebery issue.
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Iz bad teh way teh Dems r fighting eech ober nao. But, they will cum togedder and beat McBush. It will still be a close race.
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Obama has won twice teh states as Clinton, has WAY moar delegates, and iz ahead by 600,000 in teh popular vote. Remember, Obama won moar delegates frum TX, although Clinton declared victory cuz ov the primary - she didn’t mention the caucus.
YAY ROMEOW!!! I’m wif u!
Juss say no to McBush!
Romeow . . . Ai knews ai lubbed joo!
Pwoblem am Romeow, dat hoo teh hall worntz 2 tek obur juss az teh E konomee am kollapsin, an awl kynz ov poop am ryzin 2 teh surfiz????
Beddur 2 leef teh reepublikunz 2 wallow in tehir mezz dan git blaymd 4 eet wen yu gitz een paor.
eye noe dem r nawt reel weepublikunz een chrg N E wai.
juss tekkin teh naym een vein.
But eye wudda thort dat barak wuz smawt enuf 2 b posishunin hisself 2 tek ober ‘aftur’ teh poop hitz teh fan an nawt juss ‘B 4′….?
affur awl - himz kan ryt bux an stuf an axully fink 4 hisself.
datz gunna meen sumfinx gotta chaynj big tiem!!!
but eye wishiz awl yu guize teh bezts.
az lawng az yur hert am klean -
doan mattuh witch wai yur pollytix lean.
eye dreem ob teh day when teh puer rizes 2 teh surfiz an nawt teh skum!
eef awl owuh hertz am gud
den wii getz teh leedurz dat wii shud.
eye prai 4 dat dai - 4 awl teh whirld.
*Bravo Bravo gibbocat,teh wyze*
Dis wud bee an AWsumdai in teh whirld.
Hopez an Dreemz-we haz dem.
Oh hai gibbocat!
I noes wat u meen bout nawt takin ober wen iz so messed up. But, I doan fink we can taek 4 yeers ov McBush. Mite b eben worser wen he’s dun. I’m glad Obama iz willing to tri to maek fings better.
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Dat’s a byootiful wish fur teh whirled.
Imagine awl teh peeple,
libbin life in peas…oohoo oooo.
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eye wud lub 2 C obama ween! beeg tym!!
Riillee.
But stawpin an abalansh am nawt wut eye wud wanna b dooinz!!
eye weesh heem awl teh bess!!!! 11
Hello awl mai Merikan Cheezfrenz.
(sawree fur teh sware) 
{{{{{{Merikan Frenz}}}}}}}♥♥♥♥♥!
*Ai doan no mutch But ai noe aie lub yoo*
(Carnt doo teh muzic Noatz)
Plz aggzept mai pologeez fur nawt unerstan teh politikal system in yaw land ob mennee wunderz an pleentee-ai carnt commmint awn dis cuz ai do nawt hab teh intellect to doo so.- mai nowlidj ob politiks iz baad.Sawreee.
Ai kin onlee hoap dat teh rite purrson gits illekted faw yew awl.
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Ai kin ,howsumeber, sai, dat teh reesent budjit in TeenieTineeIngerland be crap.
Anudder budjit fayberrin teh ritch,nawt teh ‘average’ Ingerlish fambly.(lyke mine)
Mai Council Tax hab gorn up ,teh food prycez be soarin, teh rize in teh ‘fambly ‘Allowance ‘ dunt eeben cubber teh rize in mai council Tax.(ai onlee put owt haf a bin per week-an resykle ebreefing ai can)
Mr T.M werkz Menneehowerz per week-often awai frum hoam–Himz nawt gettin noe payrize dis yeer-Moar ob owr hard erned munniez bee goin on teh baysicks in lyfe.Holly dayze?What am dem?
Ai karin for 2 ” chillunz wib spesshull needz”,mai aged P’s(Mummah an Daddeh)-
teh fawl owt frum teh’ in-lawz’ agedness an helf, an helpin mai sissy’s an der mental helf an fammbly probz-(gud owl Aunty Claire,She kin halp wib awl teh prollumz)-Ai wuddent chaynge dat inna hartbeet-but ai am gibben teh crappiest amownt in ‘Carerz allowance’-(Ai ernt moar Nursin 2 nites a week).
An Insult tew mai responsibiliteez ai sai.
Awl ai kin sai tew mai deer frenz ober teh pond iz ‘ AI wish yew awl teh best Pawsibble owtcum in yaw struggle faw teh rite Polittikal owtcum.’
Sawree tew bee sutch a mizzeree tonite, but ai am feelin reely shitty abowt teh hole system.
. On a liter note, teh commintses frum yew guys hab mayded mee feel teh funnee in mai bonez!!
Sownds liek u r nawt havin fun ober teh pond. Sowry to heer.. is nawt mush diffrent heer, teh rich foke gets richer and teh pur fokes.. well day just stayz pur. (ai am wun of dose!)
If a hug will halp:
{{{Tidmum}}}
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Fankyew fur nawt castigaytin me. Ai r sawree ai ranted sooo mush,but ai feel teh ‘Pleh’ abowt teh hole polittikal system rown teh whole Whirld.
‘CheezWhirld’ an awl teh peepz innit bee mai politiks.
Heer ebreeywun taykez us fur hoo we ar an der am no distinkshun.
Ai jess wish it cud bee so IRL.
Yew am rite/ ritch iz ritch an paw iz paw- moar now tahn ebber befoar.
We werk hard awl owr dayz an fur whut? It am awl tayken awai frum us in taxez an payin fur teh ‘layzee B%£”*&^S’ hoo fink itz der givven rite tew bleed teh stayte cuz tehm cannott git off demz lazee bumz tew git a job.
Om Mai CC!! Ai sown lyke mai Dad!!!!!!
Oh nao dat IS skaree when u starts sownding liek ur parents!!
Tiem for pawgaritas? ai think so!
Yes pleez!!-Howldin owt teh krystal etched bukkit(nawt bloo)!!!
{{{{Tidmum}}}}
{{{{{{{{Tidmum}}}}}} At leest, we haz eech odder.
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Sowy ur habin a tuff tiem. Ur fambly iz bery lucky to hab such a gud purrson taekin care ov dem. As u kno, ur worth iz not determined on hao much monies u maek, but on hao u treet teh peeps around u. Ov corse, u needs teh monies, too.
I’m sending u hedbonks and snorgles frum across teh pond.
U gibs lots ov lub and care wifowt teh monies compensashun.
{{{{{{{{Romeow,JKH4K,MaryO’ an awl mai Cheezfrenz}}}}}}}}}}
Yupperz- teh boo floofy nikkerz ar still in mai possesshun! 
Ai ar soooo sawree ai r a mizzzereegutz tonite.
Ai noe ai r nawt teh onlee wun habbin such prollemz.
Fank yew awl Sooooo mush fur awl yaw care an share.xxxx♥♥♥♥
ICHC jess proovez yet agen, dat der ar sum wunnerful lubbin an carin peepz inna Whirld ob utter madness an kaos.
Ai r blesset moar dan ai kin ebber noe, tew hab sush wunnerful peepz in mai lyfe.
Fankyew Cheezfrenz wun an awl.
Enny hoo,Teh Winter Lympix wuz teh blast!! Mai flue bug bee neerlee gorn an ai feel soo Happytayl tew hab witnessed, frum afar,teh utmoast eggsiytin fing Ebber!!!!
Concumatulayshunz tew awl teh cumpettiterz fur a wunnerful display ob rown teh whirlds sp(l)ortin aktibitee!! Heeeheee-teh Hokkee wuz a sport ai whish ai cud on tayken up in ‘grownuphood’-dis ebent brawt bak mennee fond memmeriez!!!
Tidmum, yoo haz mayd me snort tee owt mai noze. Mizzzereegutz iz noo wurd en it tikkelz me. I gib yoo lotz ob hugz en fresch flowerz en awl noo cloze for sprinining en Eestifurrr basketz full ob chawklit!
Aw, Tidmum {{{{Tidmum}}}}
Doan wurry if u not unnerstanding our polytiks.
Wii doan unnerstand yers ezzer!!!
Deh average fokz ebberywere iz wut keepz teh wirld going.
Wii awl has 2 just dew teh bestest wii can and hoping it b enuf.
Heer, now I think I will raid the CCC 4 u.
Luk, I gotted a nice soft fuzzy skye-bloo blankee 4 u.
And,
**restel, shuv, push,
Arngh! got it!
**Had to dig deep 4 this 1.
Oh, this b just teh right thing 4 yew.
It’s a ginormous stuffed panda bear.
Wheneber yew feel down, him will b sitting on yer shelf waiting for yew 2 telling him all uv yer trubbles. And he will smile and gibbing yew a cup uv tea and telling yew a joke to make yer carez go wae for a few minnitz.
{{{{{{{{cweenmj}}}}}}}}
Teh Panda am in mai armzes rite nao.(teh girliez am jelluss)!!
Fankyew soooo mush fur teh lub an kaer.
Ai jess wypin teh teerz awai.
Azai sed uppabuv,Cheezwhirld be ware teh best pollotiks bee.
Ai jess whish dis cud bee IRL.*sigh*
Ai r teh newb heer,but ai fownd mennee lyke mynded frenz hoo ai cherrish berree mush.
Ai doan hab teh wit an wizdum ob awl ob yew wunnerful an cullerfull peepz,but ai shore kin appresheate teh fun an laffter awl ob yew proviyde fur ebbereewun to njoi.
Ai r beein berre mushee tonite,but ai noe awl ob yew will axxcept me fur hoo ai am an whut ai r.-an avveridge hyomin wib a hart hoo lubz awl teh Kittez an annimulz(sept teh spyderz)!!heehee.
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Glad yu is feelin (feline?) betterer.
Dis is indeed a grate playce! Nice refyooje frum teh worries an teh pollyticks, and lots of grate peeples too.
Wuzn’t it Albert Schweitzer hoo sed, *Lolspeak off* “There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats”?
*Lolspeak back on* I fink he wuz teh wun. Ennyway, we iz all wif yu an sendin yu hugs an bess wishies an otter good stuff. Taek care!
{{{{{{{Cassidy}}}}}}}
Fankyew fur teh kaer.
Ai r feline soo mush bedder nao.
ICHC an awl teh contributerz am teh best in teh whirld fur maykin peepz feel bedder.
Ai r glad ai fown dis site not so long ago.
If ai diddnt hab mai Kittehz,mai fambly, an mai frenz ai wud bee leedin a berrey poor lyfe indeed.
{{{{{Tidmum}}}}}
*wypinz awai teh teer*
Tidmum, we r ur fambly.
We lub U.
Wen one ov us has a sad,
we awl has a sad.
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*snif*
srsly.
mennee concashewnutyalayshunz, sweepea!!
Teh skatta-gun approech seimz 2 hab gorn awf een yur hand!!
But reelee, nu stratetgeree jest b oeld strategeree wif difrint wurds. Nu wurds, c? c hao it’z nu?
surge = serge = serj = serzh =……
Straturg33
How do you type so fast on a treadmill?
timing is everything. think pedal part on bach prelude n fuggue, ora vierne symphonee.
I play piano and other keyboars, but I was never able to get the hang of pedal on an organ. And I’m a good dancer too, FWIW.