BUKKIT SERCH PARTY
formerly known as the bukkit loss support group.
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We be looking 4 bukkits or females. Either one be akseptable.
conb0rgulashuns!
Concatulashuns Cookie’s Human! Prhaps teh bukkit dans?
Doot doodle do! Doot doodle do! lalalalalalala!
I luks foar teh bukkit
(na naa nana)
But no cans find.
(na naa nana)
Oh bukkit, deer bucket!
(na naa nana)
I’m luzing my mind
(nanana)
Sed I’m lonlee
(nanana nanana naaa)
L-O-N L-E-E
(yesh say it again!)
I gonna find my bukkit
(na naa nana)
Here in teh deep bloo see!
*twirl stomp stomp, leap leap*
Whew! That wuz fun!
Yaaay, Cookies Human!!!
Luvlee sawng LyP.
Any ovver sawng wood pail by comparysin…
uh ohes. nao D Marie’s /Esme’s pail is gonna get teh jealuz…
Ai haz seen Esme, and no1 putz Esme inna corner…. Her beutimussness izz legind!!! Hmmm…Duz her haz teh green eyze???
hay, no kastin asp urchins on teh green eyes. i resemblez dat remark.
fanks, idansdansdans.
Yu maded mee laff wif de “pail in comparysin”!
Plus, I wundred wai I wuz all coverd in asp urchins. Iz cuz uv mai green ayes! I shudda noan sumwon was casting dem asp urchins.
Mais oui, yu make me laff a lot ov times! Fanks yu foar being here!
rite bak atcha! you makes me laff, two.
Iz taht Teh Bloo Bukkit Bloos?
*slide slide*
*shimmy shimmy*
*sway sway*
*twerl twerl*
*DIIIIIIIIP*
whew. bloos danzing takes energie!
♫
awww mamma, mammma, whut kan eye dooz?
whutevu waiz eye lux @ eet – juss seamz eyem gunna looz!
eyem kuvverd up wif sadz ryt frum mai hid daon 2 mai shooz -
eye gawt teh awww sukkit, nantukkit, bloo bukkit blooz!!
doan tellz mii yore ashaymd ov mii an beet mii tyll eye bruiz
eyed needz 2 runn awai den — an taht izunt whut eyed chewz!
awww mamma, mammma, telz mii whut kin eye dooz
wif the awww sukkit, nantukkit, bloo bukkitt blooz?
♫
eye tryd 2 steel a payul wun tiem – gawt thone een teh kabooz
butt mannijd 2 git owt ov der bai loosunin teh skrewz
an nao eye juss konsoal maisilf wif a liddul 2 mush booz
eye gawt teh awww sukkit, nantukkit, bloo bukkitt blooz!!
gibbocat, U iz amays-zing! how U kome up wiff dese hilarius songifying poems so kwick-lyke?
fanx kitkay!!1
but am E Z !!!
eye ewzd 2 du eet awn stayj sew eetz teh hobbit nao!
Yu were awn stayj? Wow, gibbocat. Oar yu a famuss singer oar sumthing?
naw!! nawt mii!
eye stawpt synginz wen eye wuz steel yung an pikt up a bwush insted.
an stayjiz cum in awl syzis.
mowzt ob myn wuz berree smawl!!
I fings dat teh lolruses B tawkin’ ob menny fings—-teh thyme has kome…
Ah yes, it iz teh Bloo Bukkit Bloos!
Nise muves, PwnedBy2Kittehs!!
iz LyP awdishunin Pips?
i kan singz:
Yodel bukkit, yodel bukkit whut i lurves!
(yodel bukkit teh bukkit wooo!)
Yodel bukkit, yodel bukkit whut i lurves!
(yodel bukkit teh bukkit wooo!)
Yuma liddel bukkit!
(Yma liddel bukkit!)
Woooooo -oooo-oooo!
Whut i lurves!
Another bukkit song. Who remembers Ricky Nelson?
http://123video.nl/playvideos.asp?MovieID=133412
*raises paw & waves it*
i duz, but frum teh Garden Party song wen i wuz in hai skool.
mozely, i haz teh funz bein 2 ubskure 4 teh peepz (IRL & ICHC)
buttz, i fink u leiks dis ub teh big haha & awww, so iz makin u a url:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9JZ4aLBjzFI
u wannit?
Kool! Fanx!
u b wekumz!
LOLZ BamaHern!!! Tho – ai can see taht teh ICHC peepl – well – jenerally much harder find sumting peepl dont know.!!! But – yoo cud wayte a verree long tiem fur mee to this wun – liek – eber!!
An yur rite – we (ai) lieks teh big haha!!!
Grate stuff BamaHern! Yu shure can singz!
“We be looking 4 bukkits or females. Either one be akseptable.”
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JACKPOT!
i finds female in bukkit!!!!
i can has bukkitgurlfrend?
kool pic, CH, gibbs a hole noo meening 2 “bukkit seets”!
Teh onlee fing bedder wood be female in bukkit wif CHOKLIT!!!!!
femalz iz awlways bedderer in choklit.
Sry fur objektifying choklit. Sry.
NOT SORRY!!! NOMNOMNOMNOM
EVERYTHING be better in chocklate. Even chocklate is better wid second layer of chocklate.
chockolayte is teh noo chockolayte!
I fink dis is teh big haha foar me. I still chuckling as I type!
chawk-a-lot, chockotae ship Kookies, koted in choklit: brake in 1/2, dipp in chockolate fondoo, ete.
drooool drool drool drooooool
*tung hangin owt*
choooooohck…lllaaaaaahhttt…
sweet sweet nekter ob laff, ai needz it. nao
kthx
Butt xocolate is butter in female.
duz yoo meen femail choklits iz bedderer dan mail wunz, or dat choklit is femail & butter iz mail?
dat iz a noo feeory ob fud jender, ai lieks it.
“Butt chocolate…” do not want???!
*shudder*
dat’s nawt wut I ment, but pleh.
*nuther muffled snikr*
*and nuther muffled snikr wif a shudder awn tawp AND dipped in choklit!*
LOOKY LOOKY !!! ceiling cat papercraft !!!
http://www.tubbypaws.blogspot.com/2008/03/meow-you-can-has-lolcats.html
stend – that is an abslutle DO. WANT. But how??? do you know?? Jus email her, purhaps??
tehres a downloadabul JPEG right on the page, you downlode it and print it and folds it. and to glue on yr own celing. Or somewun else’s seiling…
thankz, ch. Az usual, ai haz nawt much idea what ai’m doing – gud to hav frenz hoo so nicelee help mee out. {{{{{{{catalogical humor}}}}}}
i luv cutnpaste! dis is soooooooooooo DO WANT! fanks!
Dat sooper, but are it OK for us to akshuaclly SEE Celining Cat? Are makin da graven image ob CC a hairasee?
This is why I liek to hang owt wif da smart peeps.
Absolutely brilliant! 100 cheezeburgers!
Oh CC, Pleeeeeeeze let me b in teh rume wen 15yr old boi-chile notisses teh addishun 2 himz decor….if tihs undooz Emo 4 juss a fyoo secunds, I promiss 2 spred teh wurd ov Ceiling Cat bai pre-payin cheezburgurs 4 at leest 20 peeps at McDonnowds. Today. I will. Yull c. Pleeeeeze?
Oh Jinniffuurr!!! LOLZ!!! How mai hart goez out to yoo!!!
But – if yoo ar there – pleez let us know what happened!!
Wahl, I dinnit git 2 c it, but I heerd it frum downstares an aroun teh corna. Furst wuz a sprized “Ah!” tehn “Ohai, Ceiling Cat.” Tehn snickr, snort, an tehn a lol! Tehn kwyet. Nex ting I no, I’m inna baffroom, an I git teh ‘I feelz liek I bein wacht’ heebie-jeebeez. I luk up, an itz mai turn 2 sai “Ohai”! I noez son hassa praktiss 4 teh golph teem, so I tuck CC in teh golph bag. Later I loox in teh yard an seez him smilin as he’z wappin teh ballz abowt an CC is peekin owt ov teh bag at him. Boi, wuz I sturtled to open teh cabinet wyle fikksin dinnah an fine U-no-hoo! Emo haz leff teh bilding, praze CC! I did leev 20 bux wif teh McD manajer, I felt so gud. I tole teh manajer 2 aks peeps 2 juss sai a Thank U praer 4 somfin an givvem teh burgsers. Teh CC do wurks in miseryush waize, no? Boi got a tickle, I got smylez, peeps got dinnah, all frum a silleh peece ov papar…
Oh hai Jenniffuurr!
That iz gud storree.
so much funz 4 ebery1!!
How wunnerful iz taht!!! Aim happee 4 yoo & yor boi! We awl need teh lolz in lyfe!
oh ware, o ware has the bukkit goned…
o ware, o ware kan it bee??♬
The bukkit be blue
And the bukkit be deep
Oh whare, oh whare kan it be?
♪♫ verse twooth
ware, o ware has teh bukkit gone?
o ware o ware cannit beee?
wif our temperz short adn our tusks so long
we seerch ,adn seerch in teh sea…
♫
(to da toon ob “Wehre O Wehre has my Liddul Doggone”)
Dis iz teh Shaikzpere intro to ware haz teh bukkit goned???
*Verse twoof* Mais Ouis, ai new herz well..
♪♫ verse twee
ware o ware haz teh bloo bukkit gaawn?
O ware o ware cannit beeeeeeeee?
Wif itz handel wite an itz kolor zo brite
Teh bukkit – it needz to b free!
Oh whaarre iz mah bukkit?
Oh whaare iz mah bukkit?
Oh whare, oh whare, oh Whare oh Whare oh whaaarrre?
Iz mah bukkit?—–
—–oops—too much Veggie tailz!
Oh whare oh whare iz my dear blue bukkit
I looked from Oregon to Nantukkit
I looked up high and I looked down low
I loses hart, and says, oh….forget about it.
tehre wunz wuz a purdy blu bukkit
taht dismupeered daun bai Nantukkit
adn ef i kin findz it
i hoepz it wunt minz it
f i gibs it 2 mary O’Spockit
why, fnaks! don’t fink i ebber ben rymeded in a Nantukkit limerik!
i WUV Lord ob the Beans Veggie Tales (LOTR)!
sorry wut?
teh “Veggie Tales” is a seeries ob teh aminated kid’s moobies.
The carroters r, inecksplicablee yet amyusinglee, played by veggees.
I like Madame Blooberry (takeoff on Mme. Bovary’s naem but nawt teh plot so much) but my favorite is looselee based on Lord ob teh Rings (Tolkeen)
and in entitld “Lord ob teh Beans”. ok, i is teh weerd; i go nao.
kthnxbai!
ai lieks it! tanks mary o!
8 minutes into new pikshur – and only you and me is singing for a lost blue bukkit. This will triggers me into some sort of violent act, like kicking an innocent kaspoirian in the dlgingaluks.
Kaspoirian may thank the arrival of altosinger for his repreve.
how’s your borked toof?
Youch! Borked toof!
My cat Max borked himz toof eeting gushie fud off a ceramic dish. He got a leetle tu enerjetic diving for morsels.
I broke my tooth last nite eeting a piece of bread, of all stoopid things. I must enhances the story to be worthy of Stovokal….Yes, my tooth wuz broken in battle as I fawt against the armor-plated warrior….but the skurilus attacker haz already been buried in disgrace by hiz followers….yeah, That’s the ticket….
Dat berry conbimsing und pawsibul storee.
Ai beliebz joo awlreddy!
OOOooohhh, mai heeroine. Whadda storee… Whadda warrior!! Yaaay!
wii neadz 2 tryk teh medul een hur onnur!!
teh bukkit shaept sheeld, emblayzund wif teh lyun rampunt from teh erlyur fred, teh borkd toof, trymmd een gowld, an teh bannuh deeklerrinz:
“Noe payn Noe gayn”.
’stryk’ eben..?
Teh medul needz to sutablur, ai think,to be worn as a neklazce – purrhaps a lufflee skye bloo velvet ribbun. . .purrhaps cud bee maed ov Murano glass. . .we wud need to travel to Venezia. . .wun cud hold it up to the lite. . .teh gold of teh lion, whyte fur the toof – deep bloo fur teh bakground. Oar purrhaps a chayn ov gold wud bee better – luk verree prittee wif teh gold trim.
Hmmmm
diz haz awl teh mekkinz ov a fyn heerowik epik.
r u planninz 2 sett eet 2 mewzik?
may wee kin plai teh orgin pawt. an wii seamt 2 b fawmin teh kazoo band erleeur..
sew mennee opshunz 4 sush a heerowik tayul!!!
teh leebrettoe
teh koruz
teh kore du balay
teh kore du teh appul
teh kord du teh kurtinz…
*hmmmm*
will this b teh nwat sekkund performance at
teh new teatur-in-deh-round?
It seems to mee moar liek it haz awl teh endings ov a fyn heerowik epik. It still needz a Prologue, teh Akt I, teh Akt II, an teh furst part ov teh Akt III. Awl in awl, a gud ending – but needz teh floofing awt a bit.
am yu sujeztin eet am nawt awl dat heerowix??
mebbeh eensted uf teh meddul wii gifz CH teh tayztee baw ob chokklitt. hur myt liek dat moar??
Oh noes!!!! iz veree heerowix. Teh plot – eet’s still a liddl . . um. . thin. As is wud bee a veree short plai.
An she wantz teh medul. Awn hur wai to Egypt, she cud doo a liddle stopover Venezia – itz rite awn teh way – an ai wud taek her to mai favoiet glass maekur. An wee cud show tehm eggactlee waht wee wantz. Just needz the byootifull drawing ov teh desine.
Oh!!!!
It’s nawt rite awn teh way frum HEER. Ai furgot where sum ov us ar. Oar – - where ar we reelee???? Maybee it IZ rite awn teh. Halp!!! Mai brayne. . won’t rap aournd. . the cybur spayce. . .
heah, jannit. habz teh chawklitt martoonie an seet heer 4 a wyol.
mebbeh teh possum shaept choklitt 2 nibbul 2 git yur stringf bak.
wuz cloez 2 teh cybur splortz der 4 a minnit!!
teh flooffee blankee an sum sprinkulz 4 yur martoonie…
der..
*sniff* thankz. veree cloez. reelee skeeree. *sip sip sip*
nao whut yu neidz 2 reul eyez
dis dukkin awl ober teh fred
am liek 2 gib yu bludshawt I’s
eetz nawt sew gud 4 teh hed.
eet mex yu dizzee an een ai tizzee
an wundrin wer yooz r
yew juss suk awn sumfink fizzy
an steek yur fum in diz jar
eetz fool ob hunnee
but ravur runnee
sew myt mek kwyt teh mess
but doan yu worree
bowt lukkin funnee
juss wyp yur fum awn yur drezz!
Thank yoo verreee much fur teh honnee. Yur rite. suddenlee, ai know nawt how, ai wuz beside maiself in three places a wunz. *wyp wyp* Was almoast az bad az being kawt in teh feerful cybur spayce. *wyp* If there iz no such thng az tiem, oar spayce -tehn, in theoreee, ai cud bee almoast ebreewhere at wunz.
But akshullee – dint werk so well. *wyp* Yum.
an now, alas, ai must go to bed. But -in awl that running around, ai pikked up sumting to finish this off so yoo duzn’t has to lie down in teh dark. It’s at teh – sorta – end. Ai don’t know where teh end reelee iz, so ai’ll just find the best plaice. Gud nite. an thankz fur awl the hunneee. . .
The medal design sounds like something I will wear proudly, whether I be getting titled again by the Queen, or am raking the leaves still in my yard…whether I be Coptic chanting in church, or kicking da bejeemas out of another slew of hostile, well-armed opponents.
I tinks I likes the gold chain better, so I can wears it wid the royal blue velvet dress.
Wud yoo leik it to be a mettul medul, oar a Murano glass medul???
oh i’z not had enuff sleepz…
ai lookt at dis n thort it sayd: getting tiled wif teh Qween & rakin leefs in church in mah pajamaz.
need sleepz
Cud it be murano glass wif teh flakz ov gold to catch teh sunlite – or planetlite – as teh case mai be? Whatchu fink Cookie’s Human? Teh reel anser iz yors. 4 yoo R teh heroine, after awl! A wuz just finkin…
Oh boom – purrhaps. . .LOLZ. . .you shud. . gigglolz. . . reeelee go. .to bed!!! HAHAHAhahaahahaha. . .
JanetCanHas4Kittehs!!!! Yoo R habbin a doppil…doppelg..dopilga.. a TWIN!!!
Whadda supprize!
I likes da gold medal, but wid a large crystal center (not only for aesthaet…astheti….um, to make it prettee, but also can be used to refrakt light and at flick of hidden switch, can convert light into laser.
But we might as wells go to Venice; I likes de milfiore.
By da way, da royal blue velvet dress I’ll wear to more greatly enhance the preshus medal resting on mah bussom? the dress be floor length, but wid slits up da side to aloow me to do da flying leg kicks when need be. Thnx.
Oh idanidanidans – mai brayne ar temporailee – ai hoep – borked. Ai am verree surpized, to be shur – but – LOLZ again – a TWIN??? Ai am so totallee confoozled!
wii doan haz teh dylithium crystalz 2 spayr, capn!!
Well then. Venice it iz. An if it iz teh gawld meddal yoo wantz tehn we just goes furst, wif teh desine now incorporating also teh larj crystal center to teh gawldsmith shopz.
An tehn – we can be shopping fur teh millefiore itemz. Sum verree byootful eerings there – an ai need a noo watch. Mai byootiful millefiore watch, wif teh dark green ledder band fell awt ov mai pokkit at mai sisturz haus – an she runneded over it wif her car. Wuz verree sad.
Hoo Boi, JCH400K!!! Just fownd owt yoo surbibed teh *Blargh*, lolrus swim & teh CPR by Boom. Sew yoo R not a twin, butt teh reel, tru 2 lyfe, honist 2 bejaybers, JCH4K. Yoo leed a reely exciting lyfe! But, yoo at leest haz awl yore teef in takt? An yoo haz not haz 2 fite teh dreddid armor plated warrior?
Sumtimz blessinks R onlee liddel… We must be gratful tehre’s NE at awl…
But yoo R reel trikster 2 be in 2 plaicez at ownce…:roll:
Ai haz just noticed taht!!! Troof to teoo, ai dont know how ai duz it. Purrhaps its majik – oar – teh drededededededed sybur spayce.
akkordyon 2 janet wii neadz 2 noe hao mennee slysiz wuz in teh pakkit – *ahem* eye mean hao mennee sowljuz wuz een teh awmee yu deeztroid
B 4 konfruntin teh fiersum 9 ft hy warryor;
teh preezyz lingf ov himz zpeer, 2 teh neerist yrd;
hao mennee bloez eet tuk 2 seppyrayt himz hid frum himz boddee;
teh x akt amownt ov blud spillt, 2 teh neerist pynt;
teh kullur ob teh skai ( iffen yu hadz tiem 2 nowtiz? );
adn mebbeh N E uddur deetayulz yu kan rekawl.
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janet cawl eet ‘floofin eet owt a bit’
*wispurrrs* ‘teh awd kommint abowt ‘mytee thewz’ nebbur goez amiss’
“mytee thewz” ?????? Pleez to remember mai brayns ar borked.
edguh ryz burrowz wuz fond ov menshunin teh myty thewd warryurs.
az eye rekawl…
Oh – icey. THOZ mytee thewz. Yes – we will moast certainlee need tehm. Impawssibul to has teh fyn heerowik epik wiffout tehm.
He didn’t say my thighs b mighty, did he????
myte hav???
ar yoo using taht in teh troo condishunal sense. Fur yur saek, ai certainlee hoep so.
Yoo mite bee flurting wif sudden deth!!!!
oh hai surtin deff…come heer offin?
*muffled snikr*
eyem nawt eben gunna trai 2 mek senz ob diz!!
Mebbeh lai daon sumwer dawk teel eet goez awai?
Butt eye duz liek teh awkayzyunul flert.
deep ends hao susan deff b dresst ???
eef eetz dat shimmry numbah wif teh tassulz…. *Hmmm*
My thighs be mighty in how they propel mai slender legs into da dreaded flying leg kicks against the oncoming enemy!
*ahem* Ai think, taht gibbocat, hoo seems to be still flurting wif susan deff, had eggactlee taht wehn he furst menshuned teh – mitee thewz.
Thank yoo fur teh addishunal “floofing out” of teh skript.
eetz gettinz kwyt floofy nao, janet!
N E flooffyur an wii woan B aybul 2 C eech uvvur 4 floof!!
Oh! Yur bak. Ar yoo dun flurting wif taht floofee floozee susan???
By da way, Janet (if U still be up!), U asked earlier in da day if I had been to Egypt B4. Yes, I haz been dere several times – I thinks around 10 times. You may rekall from my frekwent refrences to Coptic Church dat my huzband be Coptic Egyptian. I loves da ancient historee of Egypt, but I also luvs the Christian history, and da Church that haz struggled to survive there for almost 2 mileni…milfior….um, 2,000 years. (I usually goes by myself to Egypt, but huzband be coming wid me this time). I spends a lot of my time in Egypt at da monasteries, chillin wid da monks. I also loves Alexandria.
You be a stage direktor? Here be a troo story U like: a monk friend asked me to bring a DVD of the opera “Aida” that he and da other monks culd enjoy. I looked karefully through the Aida DVDs at Borders, and chose da one filmed in Italy, starring Pavorotti. Two days before I be skeduled to leve for Egypt, I watched the DVD, as I had not seen an Aida performance b4. And there, in this lushly produced Italian, dere be nekkid women!!!! (in de princess’ bath scene) Didn’t want to B da one to korrupt deh monks, so next day, I hi-talesn it bak to Borders, and insists on an x-change! Wow – dose nutty Italians!
Get teh wun from teh Met wif Domingo, Aprile Millo and Delora Zajick. It’s just about teh best. Zajick iz teh best modern Amneris – in yeers. Ai never saw a better. An the set, though out – is teh Met at itz verree verree best. I think yoo will like it.
Oh – now ai red it moar carefllee – awlreddee dun!! Next tiem – ask mee!!!
But – fur yurself, purrhaps. Still get this wun. Teh Aida iz – OK – but ereething else iz totallee spektaular. Yoo will guaranteed weep “bukkits” as yoo watch Amneris deperately traiing tp save teh Rhadames.
Akshually, I think thats the one I took to the monastery – I remembers it wuz definitely filmed at da Met.
My huzband tells me the large-skale produkshun dey had many years ago in front of da ancient temple of Hatshepsut (near Luxor/Vallee of da Kings) wuz eksellent. Also told da produkshun in front of da Grreat Pyramids a few years ago wuz very impressive.
Next tyme I promises to bring cultural DVD to someone, will ask yur opyun first. I almost single-handedly korrupted a monastery wid da DVD I first chose.
Alas – ai did nawt see teh wun at teh toom ov Hatshepsut. But it gotted rave revues.
Wun must be VERREE careful wif teh opera DVDs. SOOOO mene reelee awful purrdukshuns out there. If – taht is to say – a nice purrdukshun luking liek it shud wif gud singers hoo can akt – iz waht yoo want. NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER get sumthing direkted by Hans Neuenfels.
Menee odder wun can bee intersting – but nawt if yoo just wants to see teh opera as it wuz origiallly ment to be seen – an enjoyed as a theatre piece – rather tahn a “direktor’s ego trip.”
Ai sekkund dat. Whut Janet sed, ai meen.
“Regietheater” — teh pleh.
Euro-trash!!! PLEH!!!!!
srry bout yore tooff, CH, bud congrats on yer Hero-ick-ism! Teh plai wuz berry gud, ebberybuddy—bra-Vee!!
yoov scene eet awreddee??!!
Grate! nao yew kan tell uz hao eet endz – oar raver b ginz. an sum d tayul abowt teh middul pawt wudden hert eefur.
den wii kan ryt eet!
It wud halp, wuddn’t it? an end -wiffout a beginning, oar a middul ebben, jsut izzn’t reelee verree dramaick!! gigglolz!!
Ai know!!! a verreee original, nebber scene befoar idea!!!! Fur teh beginning.
She can go SHOPPING!!! Purrhaps in Venice. But – tehn waht???
wheel werk awn eet!!!
Gud. ai noe will bee moast spektaular.
But now iz VERREE layte – so ai leave my farewell. . .
If we shadows have offended,
Think but this, and all is mended,
That you have but slumber’d here
While these visions did appear.
And this weak and idle theme,
No more yielding but a dream,
Gentles, do not reprehend:
if you pardon, we will mend:
And, as I am an honest Puck,
If we have unearned luck
Now to ’scape the serpent’s tongue,
We will make amends ere long;
Else the Puck a liar call;
So, good night unto you all.
Give me your hands, if we be friends,
And Robin shall restore amends.
Bravississississima!
Gud sleeps to joo, JKH4K!
Nao iz time to sai gudnite
Gudnite, sleeeeptite
Nao teh ceilingcat turns out teh lite
Gudnite, sleeeeeptie
Dweem sweet kitteh dweemz fur me
Dweem sweet kitteh dweems fur joo
sew datz hao yu wuz sew aybul 2 kach teh puck in teh mouf!!
eensydur nollij!!
nao wii juss neidz teh ‘puk in teh mouf’ emotikon
Wasi!!??! Wai!!??? Ai ALWAIZ doo thsi to maiself!!1
Ai am a sitting targit – an ai just can’t help it!!1 LOLZZZZZ!
Purrhaps yoo will com bak heer an see this.
*ahem* *whispurrrs* yur inbox iz full again.
Iz juss mai howztin serbiz am skrood!
gotta wayt til am fixt b 4 eye kan mayul owt oar een!!
Pleh!
an der wuz mii mekkin phun ob teh daybid husselorf kumpanee!!
serbz mii ryt!
carma-kanik!!
yesh! It wuz teh harty soard uv teh enmity! Datz wut did it!
Regeneration of broken tooth suksesfully kompleted. Still haz a fever, though. Will consume mass qwantities of chocklate, for medicinal purposes.
be sure to keep trak ob yur data for the ongoing study.
heer, ai mesure qwantitties fur joo.
wun fur Human, wun fur me, wun fur Human, wun fur me…
TWO fors me…(I haz a fever. Plus, I be a heroine) (see battle story above. They even be making medal to awards me wid. Better make it three chockates for me)
Three fur Human, wun (an wun an wun) fur me, three fur Human…
yesh, chaulklate berry medicinul, besydes delishus an nootrishus–iz chaulk full ob anti-accidents, ‘cordin’ 2 noosest dayta.
It be true! I never haz had an wrecked my car while eating chocklate!
ai haz nebber banged mai fingur wif hammer while eetin choklit needer!
trooly, it iz a mirikle fud.
DId joo ebber bork a tooff eating cholkate? Didnt fink so. Stick 2 teh choulk-a-lot, iz mush sayfer dann BRED!
Iss too bad our legis… ledgi… dose lawmakers in teh stait kapital doan reckonize teh medissinal proppities uv choklat an taek teh sails tacks off it!
Hee hee! I wayted a looong tyme b4 ah had teh nerv to post…i bin enjoyin all teh Cheezpeeps tho! Dey ben beeg cheerup wen mah huzbin been sik—but heez hoam frum horespitalnow, fank Ceilin Cat! I ’speshully appreciate MaryO’s commintz on da Gloryus Appeerin!
fanks, fokes for beein dere! You maed meh smiall…hmm soundz liek Chicago song queue 2 mee…
Welcum altosinger!!
ai hoap yer huzbin gets bedder and bedderer
Best wishes and prayers for both you and da huzband!
welcome. i are pleased we maded you smile. your husband ok?
He be bedderer nao—sorree it tuk so looong to get bak—he needed me, and as long as he duz, i has to go help him..Ulcerative colitis an a bunch of udder stuf goin on. No fun, an dat was too close 4 kumfort….fanks 4 good thots an prayers—itz a beeg halp. Lubbin teh bukkit saga! mor later—altosinger.
Welcum altosinger!
I lurked fur a long tiem before I posted, too. I’z glad ur heer nao and hope to see moar posts frum u.
Sending healing vibes to ur hubby!
luks liek bukkit congo too!
nao let us awl humm “bukkit from Ipanema”!
oar mebbeh:
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derz a gurl een mai bukkitt, deer lyza, deer lyza
derz a gurl een mai bukkitt, deer lyza – a gurl!!!
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*eyem nawt goin N E wer neer teh fingz dat ryme wif dat!!*
Henry!! Fetch me sum wader!!! **Chuckle**
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Tanks Gibbocat.
hadn’t thot uv that sillee song in ages. Makz me smile.
eye rekkun lolruss hidz himz oan bukkitt – juss soe him didunt hav 2 fech teh wadduh!!
*frum teh danakroydz konspirrussy feeree manewul*
Dehr b so meny konspiraseas. How u noez witch 1 to beleeve?
eenee meenee mynee moe ( owmittinz teh nawn PC pawt nachurullee!! )
werx 4 mii!
Tigurz. Nowadais we say “Tigurs.” Tigurs ar verree PC heer at ICHC.
So yoo can trai to count AWL teh konspirasseas.
eenee meenee minee moe
catch a tigrr by teh toe*
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*Doan b trying this if ur name is larry.
nao derz anuddur hoal konspyrussee!!
Iz it teh black hole konspearassee??
Sorry, I wuz compozing foar de nawt sekund sellabrashun and missed teh singing doan heer!
joo can join in nao, we still singin’!
Anudder cawrus, ebberbuddy! LyP’s heer!
*boom boom boom*
Awl tugether nao!
Awl tugether nao!
*lalalala boom boom boom*
A sawng in yoar honoar, boom!
Fanks foar teh announcemint! I had tu duck owt foar moar wurk. Doan get tu chat wif de cheezpeepz liek I want tu. But is always nice tu be noticed!
Fanks a mill yon!
Teh bukkit must bez fownd!!
Bukkit, schmukkit.
I say we search 4 sum chokklit.
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uv corse, we cud luk 4 a bukkit uv chokklit…….
Oooh CMJ, howz boutz beeg eester bukkits o’chokklit bunneez n eester eggz
Wut a wondermouse ideea, u haz Calvin!! I lub the easter egg huntz!!
Yummy chikklit bunneez. Nom nom nom. And luk, therz marshmalloe peepz, 2!!!
And teh kokonut-chokklit nestes wif teh jellee-been eggz!!
Dat bee a bery gud eester u bee plannin. De marshmalloe peepz be teh best wen u put demsin teh freezur a liddle, nize un chooey.
Yesh, anna box-o-’possum—dark chokolayter, ob corse!
uv corse!! enny chokklit iz gud chokklit.
but dark chokklit iz teh bestest.
Dey iz not lukkn fur bukkits. Dey is lukking fr oysterz to take a walk wif.
I fink Loois Carrol sound mush bedderer if joo goes:
“The time has come,” the Walrus said, “to NOMNOMNOMNOM…”
*Burp*
LOLZ an
fur yoo, boom.
Hai Janet,
3 timez I tryed 2 post a commint on teh selct, copy page
2 reviving u by bringing you heer and throwing, I mean gently droppoing u in teh ocshun. But wordpress kepted eeting my commint. I glad u made it heer by
urself. But u didn’t get to make teh splash in deh oshun wif the lolrusses.
Swimming wif teh lolruses??? Yoo meens – ai missed it??
Blargh!!!! Ai ar ded. *thud*
Not agin!!!
R you sure u b ded? Maebee u iz faynted?
U needz sum water to reviving u?
OK. heer goez.
*Grabz Janet by deh arm and flings her–
**um maybe just tosses? her into teh oshun wif the lolrusses.
**Ker-Spalsht!!!
Janet? u ok?
She’s OK, ai fink.. Ai don’t seez NE X’s on herz eyez… Yor not reely Blargh’d les’ yoo haz dose…
Howsumebber— tehrz a hole lotza thrashin and splashin goin awn owy dere…
s’ok, ai noes CPR
gib heem mai wegardz!
*wades into oshun and fites agenst teh tide to ware
*janet iz flailing about. grabs Janet by hair and
*struggles to shoar dropping janet at boom’s feet.
*Then kolapases in deh sand, puffing mite ilee.
Ware’s David Hustlehoff wen u needs him?
Eeting cheezburgerz!
Oh, shur, there he cumz noaw!!! janet will prolly
swoon all ober him and haf 2 get thrown in teh oshun agen.
adbertyzin taky isp’z wif a goggee!!??
* Runs warm fuzzee blankee to cweenmj and gentlee dryz Janet wif floofy towl as Boom performz CPR
*Sheew! We can katch owr bref and has sum chocklit martooniez?
Cweenmj- yoo hazza itsybitsyteenyweenyyellowpolkadotbikini ..and boi can yoo swim!! I nom in ate yoo and Boom to haz keyz 2 teh citi!! YaaaY!!!
*blink blink blink* Weher ar ai?? *coff coff* Oh, idandansdans – izzit yoo? Wai ar ai awl wet? *coff coff* Oh, this fuzzee blankee iz so warm. *coff* ai think. . .purrhaps. . .ai am a liddle . sleepeeeezzzzzzzzz
Janut—yoo haz bean rlly silly laytely. Fanks 4 teh funny.
Janet, yoo reely qwak me up!!
Ai fonk yore rite, tho. Sum zzzzzzzzzzzz’s R in order.
Nite now…..
Tank yew, IDDD. I luff deh fuzzee blankee and
deh chokklit martoonee. I yam amazzed my
old itsybitsyteenyweenyyellowpolkadotbikini
still fitz. I habbn’t been waring it since dey
wroting dat song about it.
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**lukz at keyz.
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This cud be fun.
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cweenmj- seein as haow yor ibtwypdb still fitz- yoo problee doant nead yore hero key 4 ebrewhare axcess… yoo beootiiiiiiiiieeful peeps R welcum ebreewhare!! Howsomebber.. it mai opin sum berry intresting doors! Hmmmm
I hab been wundering wut PdB keepses in
deh bak rhume uv hiz labatorree. . . . . .
I mite wander ober dere 2moro.
kud mebee take a peek while he b in
teh classroom. . . . . . .
Watchawt 4 Eyegor!
noooo! not ded!
JanetCanHas4Kittehs! *gentle slap* hey, yu caint dye!
Plz! Yu are a heerow tu mee!
oh. whew ~wipes teers awai~
I shud have red teh hole thred befoar replying. Glad tu see that so minny cheezfrenz were halping yew Janet!
Welcomb back!
***throws confetti***
Oh LyP, I LOLed .. Nice save… *** Throws confetti too ***
Bubbles? Bubbles? Alright… who had beans for lunch?
How ’bout some more beans, Mr. Taggart?
I’d say you boys have had enough beans.
Order in teh court,
teh judge iz eating beans,
nao he’s in teh bafftub shooting submarines.
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I doan reely noe wat dat meens, but we used to sai it wen I waz a kitten.
I used to noeing a sekund vers 2 that ditty.
but that wuz 2 menny yrs ago.
I b habbing teh sloe sinapses thees daes.
Mebbee I shud try habbing teh sloe gin.
not make memoree enny bedder. but hoo carez.
itz trooly mazin wut joo says az a kitten – den joo grwz up an getz teh joke.
iz barrasssssin
beens 4 launch? onlee?
beens, beanz, teh majik froot,
teh moar yoo eet, teh more yoo toot;
teh moar yoo toot, teh bedder yoo feal–
Ah’ll eet beenz wiff EBBRY meel!
The LoLrus march to the sea never captured Walts imagination as much as that of the LoLemmings
Prolly cuz teh LoLrus cans swim. Nawt as drama matic as teh LoLemmings plashing inna teh see. Walt lubbed teh drama matic live acshun.
rotflmasadluit4b (rolling on floor laughing my a** off all day long until it’s time 4 bed)
yay! noo acronym – will becum meme of teh senchury!!!11!!
Ai do lyke teh burds i veyeew. Ai wood tho.
Ai lykes teh birds i view, 2! Butt ai awlso lyke seaing lolruses. an kittehz.
Teh lolrus wearing red
will not come back with teh otherz…
lol…. why is everyone talking in another language?
n mai kase, wordprex b chewin on mai legg 4 severamable dais!!
dammit, etc.!
Awwwww BamaHern *pat pat pat* Mee too. You ar nawt aloan.
caws it becums addiktub an warms teh cockulls ub ur hart.
Iz not nother langwidge; is same as “proper Queen’s English”. Howeber, becuz we luvs teh kittehs and thay luvs us, it iz teh “langwidge of luv” for teh kittehs, teh cheezfrendz, awl living fings, adn finally fur Ceiling Cat. Kthxbai.
serch an bukkit wil retorn
will teh bukkit serch party findz teh bukkits???? come bak next week we haz bukkit fer u kthxbye.