Comments on: Wet Willeh Kitteh

By: lauren

lauren — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 07:30:56 +0000

It looks like he should be saying “xcuze mie madame uz has any grez puponz?”

By: Moira

Moira — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 03:41:27 +0000

Moira kitteh preparez 2 danse 4 mary O. Naow…Witch danse shall we be doin 2day?

By: turtlol

turtlol — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 20:35:18 +0000

wut hump?

By: Romeow

Romeow — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 05:27:51 +0000

OK LCB…as long as u bring it bak affer ur dun lukin at it.
Wow, she was runnin so fast, I’m nawt sure she eben herd meh.
Oh well, wat cud possibly go rong?

By: Romeow

Romeow — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 05:25:21 +0000

Fanks gibbocat!
*twirls in noo faux Fur Vest wif ‘puk in mouf” mowteef*
Teh combinashun ov Fur Vest, Martoonie, Sprinkluz, and ur frenship maed meh feel mush better.
U lifted mah spirts.
{{{{{gibbocat}}}}}
Fank Yew so mush.

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 01:05:25 +0000

Whyever not??

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 00:48:16 +0000

Whoops. Replied in teh wrong space. Teh sun gotted in mah eyes.

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 00:47:01 +0000

*runs back at full speed*
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*stops front feet suddenly, hind feet and butt keep running*
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*falls over sideways*
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Oh, Romeow, u knoes I lubs u for u. And for ur impeckable fashun sense. I was takin ur collar up that hill so I could be closer to teh sun and admire ur teh rinestones and sparkles better.
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*hugs Romeow*
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*runs away back up teh hill wif teh collar*

By: gibbocat

gibbocat — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 22:18:14 +0000

aw {{Romeow}}
nebbur mynd. B cheirfool az yu neadz 2 kollikt yur Fur Vest – frum Last weskit embroydurd wif teh ‘pukin teh mouf’ mowteef 4 been awn teh winnin syd een teh hawkee gaem.
Juss kum 2 teh tybooteek wif mii.
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der!! nao – duzzen dat luk smawt.
gib uz teh twerl.
nyz!!
Congradulayshunz.
habz teh martoonie … wif choklit sprinkulz ob corz!!

By: gibbocat

gibbocat — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 22:03:27 +0000

hai gremlin!!1
Gud 2 C U heer!
Eye wuz spektin U 2 B pawt awf teh bawbslai teem…
eef nawt teh wunmun looj..?
butt sadlee nao teh ebentz hab moobd awn.
but mebbee nex yir?
K??

By: Romeow

Romeow — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 21:27:31 +0000

Hey, LCB…we’re already owtside in the sunlite.
Ware r u goin wif mah collar?
*snif*
I frot she lieked meh juss fur meh.
*hangs hed*

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 21:10:24 +0000

That’s teh troof. I never take. Only go outside wif things to see how they looks in teh lite.
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I likes teh cut of ur gib, too.
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*rubs noses wif Romeow, runs off wif Romeow’s collar*
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*to see whut it looks like in teh lite, natch*

By: Romeow

Romeow — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 21:09:31 +0000

No.
Absolootly.
Onwee in teh bak rooms.

By: Romeow

Romeow — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 21:01:55 +0000

Oh LCB…
ur a gibber.
Gib, gib, gib, and neber taek.

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 20:55:16 +0000

Aw, thx, gremlin!
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U diddent see mah name in teh creddits because they totally left me on teh cuttin–room flore. Something stupid something about I was steeling every seen I was in.
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Today has been better, thx. I taked some blind chillren on a site-seein’ tour and then went and helped feed teh naked.

By: gremlin

gremlin — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 20:20:10 +0000

Korse I ment – WALLET, not watch! Sheesh, I wuz sittin over der wit teh possums in teh cheep seets watchin awl teh eggsitemint an I got distrakted!

Possums at teh Oleempiks is wurs in sum ways dan raccoons on an ayrplayne! Askin fur eggstree drinkees an harassin teh flyte attendant fur moar blankees . . .

By: gremlin

gremlin — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 18:19:50 +0000

I bet I noes wher yoo gots teh watch wit bad muther****** onnit!
Wuz frum teh Pulp Fikshun robbery, rite? I didn see yor naem in teh credits, LCB.

LCB, I hoep today wuz beddur day fur yew!

By: gremlin

gremlin — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 18:15:18 +0000

*Stomps beeg orinj paws; klangs cowbell wit grayt enthewzeyasim!*

By: Maus

Maus — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 13:15:45 +0000

I’ll try again. I know that a Hebrew translation of MFL exists, and that there was a production in Israel some years. I don’t need the score or libretto. But if you or a friend have interesting stories about the production, that would be really interesting to me. But please do not go out of your way.

By: KJ Fellie

KJ Fellie — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 10:59:19 +0000

This one made me laugh. Very clever.

By: gibbocat

gibbocat — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 06:32:31 +0000

eef dey doan hurree it up – dey’ll need 2 plai Radetsky April!!!

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 04:25:36 +0000

An much stamping ov teh feet. There ar menee peepl wif cowbellz, adding gratelee to teh jeneral jubilashun. Teh Fur Veztz frum Last ar being admired bai awl!!
An in teh distanz, a band iz starting to play teh Radetzky March.

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 04:16:04 +0000

Oooohhhhh!!!

By: gibbocat

gibbocat — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 04:13:08 +0000

♫ ♫
♫ ♫
♫ ♫
♫ ♫
Eet am mai honur an pribilij, haffin konfurrd wif CH,
2 annownz teh winnur ov teh slalum snoebord ebent!!!
♫ ♫
an az wii awl noo een owur hertz….. eet wuz ai TY!!!!
sew, stepp 4wurd Sweepea an LCB
2 reseeb yur Fur Vezt frum Last awordz.
♫ ♫
an berree nyze dey luk 2!!
*sounz ov mush cheerinz, janet wif hur cowbell, an mennee fuzzy pawz clappinz*

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 04:10:04 +0000

Ok – Once moar wif feline.

Yoo want mee to find teh Hebrew tranlashun of “Fiddler on teh Roof.”
It wud be best as a printed vocal score – but ai doubt there wud bee such a thing. It would just bee written in.

At teh University of Michigan, in the days befoar supertitles, ar opera direktor believed opera shud bee able to bee understood bai the audience, so we did awl ar produckshun in English. And since he (Josef Blatt, ar direktor) did hiz own translashuns, we just had to rite them in.

Well – we can awnlee trai!!

Ai asked, because yoo also menshuned “MY Fair Lady.”

By: BamaHern

BamaHern — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 04:08:40 +0000

*ahem* az 2 wher
evidense wud seam 2 sho i nawt sekkund dood it rong inna 1963
merkurie komet!

By: Eric

Eric — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 04:05:29 +0000

1 kitteh get wet, 1 kitteh get hit…

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 03:56:56 +0000

No problem. Just cover ur eyes for a minnit. I is going to flashy-thing teh entire thred.
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Evrybuddy, it was a atmussfeeric disturbens.
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*looks at watches*
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Wow. Is late. I has to be goings to beds now. ‘nite all!

By: gibbocat

gibbocat — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 03:52:20 +0000

phortoonaytlee eye haf nawt awnlee teh shawt memree
but teh tempry vizuol impear mint an eye saw nuffink awn yur awm oar een yur bagg.
*whizpurrz*
‘B kerfool – N E buddy kud B reedin diz fred!!’

By: BamaHern

BamaHern — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 03:45:53 +0000

IIRC = ifn iz recallin kyrectlee
iz bin awhile

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 03:45:25 +0000

Thx again. I needed that.
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Ur watch?
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*rolls up sleev, displays a dozen watches on arm*
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Which one us urs?
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*opens bag wif dollar sine on it (also euro sine and other intermanational currency sines)*
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Which wallit is urs? No, I don’t think itz teh one that says “Bad Mother… u knoes.” I gotted that from someone else.

By: gibbocat

gibbocat — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 03:43:38 +0000

yur berree lukkee eet deedunt end awp az less teef!!

By: gibbocat

gibbocat — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 03:39:49 +0000

Awwww LCB {{{{LCB}}}}
nao kan eye haf mai woch bak?
*ahem*
an eye mai nead mai wollitt 2!

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 03:39:36 +0000

Thx! U donut knoes just how much I needed a drink and, um, a pobble-hedded cat, shiny.

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 03:35:22 +0000

Oh. Gud. Ai, an mai teemmaytes, ar wayting in brefless anticipashun to see these glorious Vezyz. Such a thing iz, ai think, verree rarelee scene. An as it is still quite cold, will be a verree welcom fashun accessorree.

Ai must admit, ai can hardlee wait to see teh embroidered moeteef!

By: VIRZAN TILLWEED

VIRZAN TILLWEED — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 03:34:18 +0000

Suspecting nothing kitteh suspects nothing…

By: gibbocat

gibbocat — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 03:34:15 +0000

Heah, LCB. Tek diz shiiiineee silvur (playtid) bobbul-heddid cat an diz chawklitt martoonie ( wif juss a nip ov bodka innit ) an reelax wyol teh jujiz du whutebber jujiz du deliburaytlee.

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 03:29:19 +0000

Well, to tell teh trooths, I has been havening a bad day. Teh deaf chillrens just would not pay attenshuns to mah reeding, teh hongry scoffed at teh scarfs I brang them and axed for something to scarf instead. Then I comes heer to find that I is being accused of all sortsa nefaryuss deeds and u diddent like mah pome and, and … I just needs a hug!

By: gibbocat

gibbocat — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 03:27:15 +0000

eben az wii speek, oar tiep az teh kayz mai B, teh speshul Hokkee teem Fur Veztz am been embroydurd wif teh ‘puk in teh mouf’ moeteef een honur ov teh ebent.
wii juss haz 2 wayt awn teh fawmalittee ov Phillipe d’Beaker, az awphishul @ teh gaym, 2 pronouns teh weener.
yur pashunz am pree C aytid.
az wif awl beeg ebentz teh prezuntashun serrymunneez am jammd een B twein teh kommershulz!

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 03:18:00 +0000

*ahem* BamaHern. What duz this IIRC men???? Just wundering where it wuz that yoo wuz doin it rong???

By: gibbocat

gibbocat — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 03:16:59 +0000

LCB!!?? Yu ov awl shud ryze abuv teh ‘kashool reemawk’ – speshullee wen eet wuz ment 2 mek Igor feel moar konfortubbul rubbin showldurz wif teh eeleet sich az yerselph. *whispurrs – eben tho heez owt een spayz sumplayz* ‘pooer Igor duzunt haf teh braynz, nawt ov himz oan N E wai, 2 coep wif liefz tryulz an treebyewlashunz’ weraz, LCB am reenown 4 been whild lee wyze – an kan eye haf mai woch bak nao? eet haz sentymentul valyoo…

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 03:11:55 +0000

ai think, becuz it iz layte, taht purrhaps they hav gone off to pondur and purrhpas confur, an will be bak tomorrow to give us their decishun.

an – iz there awnlee WUN Fur Vezt frum Last??
ai wuz wundering what teh memberz of teh eyes hokkee teem wud be getting fur the award???

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 03:08:22 +0000

Whut? I can jump over skis. They is not very high.
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Provided they is flat on teh grownd, that is. If they is standing up then … well, I cannot thinks about it rite now.
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*shudders*

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 03:06:18 +0000

Does u want me to cry? Is that whut u want?
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U sed, and I kwote, as is evidence by teh kwotayshun marx, “N E wun hoo alaoz LCB 2 tek pawt aint 2 pikky!!”
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Erm, how eggzactly is that pertekting mah good name?
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Hmmmm?

By: gibbocat

gibbocat — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 02:57:19 +0000

eyem shewer teh deff appree C atez ebberree wurd dey heer LCB.
an lit mii juss x press mai reeleaf dat yew deedunt git 2 teh zkiijump az wuz feerd bai sum.
nawt rillee yor ebent ov choyz.
hooevvur poot yur naem daon awn teh entree fawm muss hab teh mallishuz streik..?

By: BamaHern

BamaHern — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 02:53:27 +0000

french kissin goez on bof cheeks?
o noez! i bin doin it rong (IIRC)

By: gibbocat

gibbocat — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 02:44:09 +0000

He si? si?m-mi?h oa?^(n)-ko? Last,
mai poysunul Tywoneez taylur -
haz deezynd teh fanzee wezkitz med ov faux fur
( 2 keip yawl happee! )
een, eef eye mai sai, teh berree charmyn styol.
Henz dey B noen az teh Fur Vezt frum Last wezkitz.
ware yorz wif pryd – shud Maus an CH ebber kum 2 a jujmint.
*ahemm*
hint hint..

By: gibbocat

gibbocat — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 02:34:16 +0000

eye haf been doon mai bizt 2 pertekt yur naem, LCB…
butt iffen datz teh bess yew kan du..?
mebbeh eye juzt hadn yew ober 2 teh awphawritteez?

By: mary O'Spockn

mary O'Spockn — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 02:33:48 +0000

*timidly razez paw*

ummmm. just wot kinda fur vest am wee tawkin bout hear? seems dat i hab read wear dis wurd mite hab slitelee diffrunt connotash, er contona umm meanings dependin on wich side o’ teh pawnd wun iz awn.

By: gibbocat

gibbocat — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 02:31:23 +0000

wii juss seam 2 haf teh reluktant judjiz!!
sew:
nawn daer cawl eet kornspyrussee. ..
*hmmm*
???