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ewwwwwwww eerwurms aer spred dat way!
Khan Kitty prepares the Ceti eel…
aaaaaaaaaaccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkk!
( i alwayz putz my paws ober teh eyes at dat part)
*sigh* off twerk…
Has fun. TTFN…
no AK?
Oops…
*airkiss airkiss* (both cheeks, French-style)
mam kitteh prepares to wipe off smudge.
sorry, ment 2 say mama
french kissin goez on bof cheeks?
o noez! i bin doin it rong (IIRC)
*ahem* BamaHern. What duz this IIRC men???? Just wundering where it wuz that yoo wuz doin it rong???
IIRC = ifn iz recallin kyrectlee
iz bin awhile
*ahem* az 2 wher
evidense wud seam 2 sho i nawt sekkund dood it rong inna 1963
merkurie komet!
Oooohhhhh!!!
aaaaaaaaaaccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkk!
hm
is that
“KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!”
in lolcat?
Dat part mayd me sleep wif lytes on fr weekz…
poor chekov…
Moira kitteh preparez 2 danse 4 mary O. Naow…Witch danse shall we be doin 2day?
You take the blond and I’ll take the one in the turban…
my hed hertz, ref?? Hairryson Ford?
Are you talking about the luggage?
Well… I said “help me with the bags”…
Marty Fedlman — Young FrankenSTEEEEEEEEN!
U bedder nawt stik ur paw in mai ear
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Unsusepcting cat
suspects nothing
Concatchewnutz ms may wee!!
an az teh selly braynshunz eye wud liek 2 annownz teh lawnch ob teh
lolcats wintur olymix!!
Yayy!!
awl doez een fayvur sai - Noe fun been kikt oar sumfink moar appropreeyayt!
Wyul der am steel gud cheezpeepz deap een snoe, eye fort eet myt B an eyedeeyuh 2 stayj teh Lolcatz wintur olympix B 4 teh spryng arrybz an awl teh snoe am gorn.
sew gavur rownd 2 witniz teh furzt x cytin ebent:
teh slalum snoebord daon teh fred.
seetinz am arraynjd 4 awl 2 hav teh bezt vew pawzibul. an teh guy frum the nawtee barn wheel B passin amung yew wif teh drynx trai ov martoonies, purplul kowz an pangalaktic gargulblazturz.
N joi:
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awn yur mawkz
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sett.
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SPLORT!!11!!
an tehyr awff!!!
teh rayz ees awn - tehy speid awai
thru cybur whirld ov nyt N dai !!?!1
daon commint bawxiz filt wif lolz
frillin kittehz - skeerin trollz
akrawz teh adbertz - fru teh gutturz
2 ‘Oooohz’ an sum respektphul mutturz
fru nestid bawxiz: ‘klakkitty klak’
an kafleen kawlin ‘doan luk bak!!’
teh craod am gavverd up ahed
daon @ teh bottum ov teh fred
wayvin blankeez - klappin pawz
sippin martooniez fru bendy strawz
an PdBeaker teh nollijubbul gent
fort eet wuz an x ulent x sperryment
butt seen eetz reel hii wayvz hiz hat
twerlz hiz propelluh an stroekz hiz kat
an janet iz tekkin featrikkul noetz
meenwyul passin owt teh rootbeer floatz
awl diz x sytmunt mekz hur sai
diz myt wel mek teh handsum plai..?
butt wot ov teh raysurz wer am dey?
r tehy in cybur nyt oar dai?
adn wheel tehy reech teh finnish lien
B 4 weer runnin owt ov rym?
butt hoo kaerz iph eetz dai oar nyt
wif raysurz speidin in 2 syt
sune awl hur fanz wheel hoep 2 C
teh leedur may wee - Oh! ? an sweepea
wel teh wunderz ov cybur speshul fex
kan mek dem bowf heer nek an nex
wif Lolcatburglar stealinz past
hur planz 2 B - fur vest frum lazt
sweepea n may wee duk 4 teh lien
sayinz ‘doan cownt yur chikkinz - dat vezt am mien!!’
*uh. ‘ourz’ - xcept eet duzzent rym!*
teh kraud awl cheir - teh pikchewrz flash
ai klowd ov duzt - teh raysurz krash!!!???
duz N E buddee noe hoo wun?
hoo reelee kearz?
eetz awl gud fun!!
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wen eetz awl sawtid owt an teh judjiz: mauz an CH hav examinnt teh fotofinnish pixchewerz -
teh prezuntashun awf teh Fur Vezt wheel b maed, az U myt espekt, @ teh Tybooteek.
opus magnum! cool.
Whewww!! Taht wuz am- aaazink, Gibbcat…. Sym pwee am- aazink! ai fealz honnerd 2 haz bean teh speck tater! clappun fuzzy pause n junpun upndown..
yur 2 kynd, L K!!1
*wispurrr*
‘eyem kyna hoepin dat sumwun will joyn in coz eef eye duz awl teh ebentz tehyll git boarinz!
Eyem hoepin konteztuntz weel B sinin up 4 teh zki jumpin. dat shud b fun!
aww, yure too modest. preten yure Homer (not teh Simpson guy)
oar Chauser.
Caturbury Tails
nao nao sweepea! yu noe yu wantz 2 commintayt awn @ leezt wun ebent!!
nooes. i fink i ben tawkin too much. i sits bak & enjoi fur awhile…
An teh cheezpeepl ar cheering an traing to see what iz going awn in taht clowd ov duzt!!! An bangin awn teh cow bellz. An jumpeeng up an down. Waht a trhilling rayce taht wuz.
But - indeed!1! Hoo wun??? MayWee?? LCB?? sweepea??? Teh anti. . anti . .oh, ai cah’t say it! iz almoast too much!!
Maus an CH - doo let uz know soon!!! But waht if. . .cud bee a freeway ty????
noe Tyz!
teh booteek am clowzd 4 teh dewrayshun ob teh gaymz!
ownlee open 4 teh serrymunneez!
wii haf 2 let maus an CH d cyde.
( dat wai eye kan keep teh fur vezt a leetul lawngur! ) brrr
It wuz berry cloes. I iz gonna needs a roolin frum CH. Wun uv teh kittehs jumpded onna foto-finnish camera. Cat-like fotograffy detectid…
Wait!!! The foto-finnish camera is gone!!! Hmmm… Where’s LCB???
gess dat meenz wii haz 2 dyzkwally fy LCB frum hur favrit ebent -
teh Zkii jump!
tiem 4 pettiturz 2 syn up 4 diz wun.
bryng yur oan zkiiz. wii pervyd teh jump an teh snoe
teh sawft landinz am yer oan affayr!
Igor is rporting tew teh zkijump arena, rprezenting d’Beaker Laboratories an teh Republik ob Transylvania. I mus say he looks splendid in his neeeeooooprene ski sute wif teh corprate sponsor logos on it.
Taht’s right. There’s his YoyoDyne Industries patch (”where teh future begins tomorrow”). And the wun on his helmet frum Wuds Howling Oshuns Toot. An teh big logo on teh back frum Acme Cemeteries.
Sum peeple say taht corpawrate sponsorhip is hurting teh games, but I say poo to tehm.
I must say it is too bad abowt Igor’s deformity, an very inspirashunal how he obercumes it to compete.
Yew mean the large hump on his back?
That’s right.
Ummmm. If yew look closely, yew’ll see that’s acshually teh fuel canister ob liquid hydrogen, connected to teh small rockit enjunes on each ub his zkiis.
OMG! Dew yew think the judges hab seen that? Is it legal? Duz we hab a legal projfessional abailable?
We’ll get back to yew on that right affeter this wurd frum our sponsors.
Glad 2 hav Igor on bord adn teh supprt ov d’Beaker labz.
az yew mai haf noetizt,
teh Lollgaemz am kwite lax in teh regyulashun dept.
az N E wun hoo alaoz LCB 2 tek pawt aint 2 pikky!!
teh ownlee stipewlashun wii haz awn the drugz frunt am noe Cichorium intybus
az it tayztz teh pleh an spoyulz teh cawfee!!
udderwaiz N E fink goez.
Gud luk 2 Igor
wii’ll haf teh fyr truk reddy 4 hiz landin.
owuh ophishulz habbin med teh thurruh cheque awn Igor haf passt heem fit 2 kompete, wif ownlee wun rezervashun:
teh propelluh awn hiz helmit..
am dat dekkyrashun oar konnektid 2 teh fool tank?
juss teh mynur teknikality -
az eet wheel haf bearinz awn hiz bownuz poyntz.
teh propellerrr awn Igor’s helmet is tehre strictly fur assisting in teh arrow-dynamic control ub his re-entry into teh atmosfere. srsly.
Yew has tew remember dis is Igor we are speeking ob here. Who cud ferget teh incydent ob teh DNA experyments on teh gyraffe? or teh damijies caused — aksidentally — by teh ginormous lazer at teh JCH4gazillionK parade? or teh regrettible misunderstanning at teh cemetarie?
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We suspects taht Igor plans to pwn the skyjmping compytishun. Ob couse, Igor’s plans sumtimes ….
*ahem* Phillipe.. teh skyjumping ebent iz awn teh nex heel. Diz am teh zkii jumpinz sloep.
Yu mai fink ov rekallibraytin Igor juss a liddul.
ai fink itz too late; he’z headed up to teh jump ….
sew lawng Igor.
Wheel luk 4 U oar yur bawdee awn anuddur fred.
*mutturz*
eyem nawt shewer diz mezyurin taep am lawng eenuff..?
wut hump?
I’m rite here. I taked teh foto-finnish camra to be
appraised repaired. Teh Fetzer valve was loose. All fixed now. Ur welcome..
Oh, and I dropped off teh flim at teh 1 Day Foto place. One day, we’ll get teh fotos.
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Some day my prints will come
Whoops.
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I guess lolcatburglar “strikes” again!
sew, wayte. did i win oar do i suffer de agonee ob teh feet?
Well, u’ll just has to wayt 4 teh flim to be developped, won’t u? But to get teh flim, u’ll need teh tikket. Which I has.
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And reedin’ back, I see in addishun to a trooly epic pome about our epic race, some rush-to-judgment when teh camra was found to be missing. Not to mention some disparaging remarks about me. So I is feeling a little bit not teh love. Also a little bit sore after all that racing. But if I is automatically diskwalified wifout being able to defend mahself, why should I even bother given up teh flim-developing tikket?
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Hmmm?
adn kwyt hao kumz yu bai taht tikkit, LCB??
kondemd owt iv yur oan mowf, eye finx!!
*deep sigh*
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Because — out of teh goodness of mah hart, mind u — I taked teh borked foto-finnish camra to be
appraisedrepaired. Once teh Fetzer valve was fixificated, I leaved teh flim with teh camra shop for developping..
Doesn’t u guise rember that I reads to teh deaf chillrens and clothe teh hongry?
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Why is I beeing purrsekewted like this?
eyem shewer teh deff appree C atez ebberree wurd dey heer LCB.
an lit mii juss x press mai reeleaf dat yew deedunt git 2 teh zkiijump az wuz feerd bai sum.
nawt rillee yor ebent ov choyz.
hooevvur poot yur naem daon awn teh entree fawm muss hab teh mallishuz streik..?
Whut? I can jump over skis. They is not very high.
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Provided they is flat on teh grownd, that is. If they is standing up then … well, I cannot thinks about it rite now.
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*shudders*
Heah, LCB. Tek diz shiiiineee silvur (playtid) bobbul-heddid cat an diz chawklitt martoonie ( wif juss a nip ov bodka innit ) an reelax wyol teh jujiz du whutebber jujiz du deliburaytlee.
Thx! U donut knoes just how much I needed a drink and, um, a pobble-hedded cat, shiny.
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Eet am mai honur an pribilij, haffin konfurrd wif CH,
2 annownz teh winnur ov teh slalum snoebord ebent!!!
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an az wii awl noo een owur hertz….. eet wuz ai TY!!!!
sew, stepp 4wurd Sweepea an LCB
2 reseeb yur Fur Vezt frum Last awordz.
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an berree nyze dey luk 2!!
*sounz ov mush cheerinz, janet wif hur cowbell, an mennee fuzzy pawz clappinz*
An much stamping ov teh feet. There ar menee peepl wif cowbellz, adding gratelee to teh jeneral jubilashun. Teh Fur Veztz frum Last ar being admired bai awl!!
An in teh distanz, a band iz starting to play teh Radetzky March.
eef dey doan hurree it up - dey’ll need 2 plai Radetsky April!!!
*Stomps beeg orinj paws; klangs cowbell wit grayt enthewzeyasim!*
hai gremlin!!1
Gud 2 C U heer!
Eye wuz spektin U 2 B pawt awf teh bawbslai teem…
eef nawt teh wunmun looj..?
butt sadlee nao teh ebentz hab moobd awn.
but mebbee nex yir?
K??