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ewwwwwwww eerwurms aer spred dat way!
Khan Kitty prepares the Ceti eel…
aaaaaaaaaaccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkk!
( i alwayz putz my paws ober teh eyes at dat part)
*sigh* off twerk…
Has fun. TTFN…
no AK?
Oops…
*airkiss airkiss* (both cheeks, French-style)
mam kitteh prepares to wipe off smudge.
sorry, ment 2 say mama
french kissin goez on bof cheeks?
o noez! i bin doin it rong (IIRC)
*ahem* BamaHern. What duz this IIRC men???? Just wundering where it wuz that yoo wuz doin it rong???
IIRC = ifn iz recallin kyrectlee
iz bin awhile
*ahem* az 2 wher
evidense wud seam 2 sho i nawt sekkund dood it rong inna 1963
merkurie komet!
Oooohhhhh!!!
aaaaaaaaaaccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkk!
hm
is that
“KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!”
in lolcat?
Dat part mayd me sleep wif lytes on fr weekz…
poor chekov…
Moira kitteh preparez 2 danse 4 mary O. Naow…Witch danse shall we be doin 2day?
You take the blond and I’ll take the one in the turban…
my hed hertz, ref?? Hairryson Ford?
Are you talking about the luggage?
Well… I said “help me with the bags”…
Marty Fedlman — Young FrankenSTEEEEEEEEN!
U bedder nawt stik ur paw in mai ear
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Unsusepcting cat
suspects nothing
Concatchewnutz ms may wee!!
an az teh selly braynshunz eye wud liek 2 annownz teh lawnch ob teh
lolcats wintur olymix!!
Yayy!!
awl doez een fayvur sai – Noe fun been kikt oar sumfink moar appropreeyayt!
Wyul der am steel gud cheezpeepz deap een snoe, eye fort eet myt B an eyedeeyuh 2 stayj teh Lolcatz wintur olympix B 4 teh spryng arrybz an awl teh snoe am gorn.
sew gavur rownd 2 witniz teh furzt x cytin ebent:
teh slalum snoebord daon teh fred.
seetinz am arraynjd 4 awl 2 hav teh bezt vew pawzibul. an teh guy frum the nawtee barn wheel B passin amung yew wif teh drynx trai ov martoonies, purplul kowz an pangalaktic gargulblazturz.
N joi:
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awn yur mawkz
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sett.
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SPLORT!!11!!
an tehyr awff!!!
teh rayz ees awn – tehy speid awai
thru cybur whirld ov nyt N dai !!?!1
daon commint bawxiz filt wif lolz
frillin kittehz – skeerin trollz
akrawz teh adbertz – fru teh gutturz
2 ‘Oooohz’ an sum respektphul mutturz
fru nestid bawxiz: ‘klakkitty klak’
an kafleen kawlin ‘doan luk bak!!’
teh craod am gavverd up ahed
daon @ teh bottum ov teh fred
wayvin blankeez – klappin pawz
sippin martooniez fru bendy strawz
an PdBeaker teh nollijubbul gent
fort eet wuz an x ulent x sperryment
butt seen eetz reel hii wayvz hiz hat
twerlz hiz propelluh an stroekz hiz kat
an janet iz tekkin featrikkul noetz
meenwyul passin owt teh rootbeer floatz
awl diz x sytmunt mekz hur sai
diz myt wel mek teh handsum plai..?
butt wot ov teh raysurz wer am dey?
r tehy in cybur nyt oar dai?
adn wheel tehy reech teh finnish lien
B 4 weer runnin owt ov rym?
butt hoo kaerz iph eetz dai oar nyt
wif raysurz speidin in 2 syt
sune awl hur fanz wheel hoep 2 C
teh leedur may wee – Oh! ? an sweepea
wel teh wunderz ov cybur speshul fex
kan mek dem bowf heer nek an nex
wif Lolcatburglar stealinz past
hur planz 2 B – fur vest frum lazt
sweepea n may wee duk 4 teh lien
sayinz ‘doan cownt yur chikkinz – dat vezt am mien!!’
*uh. ‘ourz’ – xcept eet duzzent rym!*
teh kraud awl cheir – teh pikchewrz flash
ai klowd ov duzt – teh raysurz krash!!!???
duz N E buddee noe hoo wun?
hoo reelee kearz?
eetz awl gud fun!!
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wen eetz awl sawtid owt an teh judjiz: mauz an CH hav examinnt teh fotofinnish pixchewerz -
teh prezuntashun awf teh Fur Vezt wheel b maed, az U myt espekt, @ teh Tybooteek.
opus magnum! cool.
Whewww!! Taht wuz am- aaazink, Gibbcat…. Sym pwee am- aazink! ai fealz honnerd 2 haz bean teh speck tater! clappun fuzzy pause n junpun upndown..
yur 2 kynd, L K!!1
*wispurrr*
‘eyem kyna hoepin dat sumwun will joyn in coz eef eye duz awl teh ebentz tehyll git boarinz!
Eyem hoepin konteztuntz weel B sinin up 4 teh zki jumpin. dat shud b fun!
aww, yure too modest. preten yure Homer (not teh Simpson guy)
oar Chauser.
Caturbury Tails
nao nao sweepea! yu noe yu wantz 2 commintayt awn @ leezt wun ebent!!
nooes. i fink i ben tawkin too much. i sits bak & enjoi fur awhile…
An teh cheezpeepl ar cheering an traing to see what iz going awn in taht clowd ov duzt!!! An bangin awn teh cow bellz. An jumpeeng up an down. Waht a trhilling rayce taht wuz.
But – indeed!1! Hoo wun??? MayWee?? LCB?? sweepea??? Teh anti. . anti . .oh, ai cah’t say it! iz almoast too much!!
Maus an CH – doo let uz know soon!!! But waht if. . .cud bee a freeway ty????
noe Tyz!
teh booteek am clowzd 4 teh dewrayshun ob teh gaymz!
ownlee open 4 teh serrymunneez!
wii haf 2 let maus an CH d cyde.
( dat wai eye kan keep teh fur vezt a leetul lawngur! ) brrr
It wuz berry cloes. I iz gonna needs a roolin frum CH. Wun uv teh kittehs jumpded onna foto-finnish camera. Cat-like fotograffy detectid…
Wait!!! The foto-finnish camera is gone!!! Hmmm… Where’s LCB???
gess dat meenz wii haz 2 dyzkwally fy LCB frum hur favrit ebent -
teh Zkii jump!
tiem 4 pettiturz 2 syn up 4 diz wun.
bryng yur oan zkiiz. wii pervyd teh jump an teh snoe
teh sawft landinz am yer oan affayr!
Igor is rporting tew teh zkijump arena, rprezenting d’Beaker Laboratories an teh Republik ob Transylvania. I mus say he looks splendid in his neeeeooooprene ski sute wif teh corprate sponsor logos on it.
Taht’s right. There’s his YoyoDyne Industries patch (”where teh future begins tomorrow”). And the wun on his helmet frum Wuds Howling Oshuns Toot. An teh big logo on teh back frum Acme Cemeteries.
Sum peeple say taht corpawrate sponsorhip is hurting teh games, but I say poo to tehm.
I must say it is too bad abowt Igor’s deformity, an very inspirashunal how he obercumes it to compete.
Yew mean the large hump on his back?
That’s right.
Ummmm. If yew look closely, yew’ll see that’s acshually teh fuel canister ob liquid hydrogen, connected to teh small rockit enjunes on each ub his zkiis.
OMG! Dew yew think the judges hab seen that? Is it legal? Duz we hab a legal projfessional abailable?
We’ll get back to yew on that right affeter this wurd frum our sponsors.
Glad 2 hav Igor on bord adn teh supprt ov d’Beaker labz.
az yew mai haf noetizt,
teh Lollgaemz am kwite lax in teh regyulashun dept.
az N E wun hoo alaoz LCB 2 tek pawt aint 2 pikky!!
teh ownlee stipewlashun wii haz awn the drugz frunt am noe Cichorium intybus
az it tayztz teh pleh an spoyulz teh cawfee!!
udderwaiz N E fink goez.
Gud luk 2 Igor
wii’ll haf teh fyr truk reddy 4 hiz landin.
owuh ophishulz habbin med teh thurruh cheque awn Igor haf passt heem fit 2 kompete, wif ownlee wun rezervashun:
teh propelluh awn hiz helmit..
am dat dekkyrashun oar konnektid 2 teh fool tank?
juss teh mynur teknikality –
az eet wheel haf bearinz awn hiz bownuz poyntz.
teh propellerrr awn Igor’s helmet is tehre strictly fur assisting in teh arrow-dynamic control ub his re-entry into teh atmosfere. srsly.
Yew has tew remember dis is Igor we are speeking ob here. Who cud ferget teh incydent ob teh DNA experyments on teh gyraffe? or teh damijies caused — aksidentally — by teh ginormous lazer at teh JCH4gazillionK parade? or teh regrettible misunderstanning at teh cemetarie?
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We suspects taht Igor plans to pwn the skyjmping compytishun. Ob couse, Igor’s plans sumtimes ….
*ahem* Phillipe.. teh skyjumping ebent iz awn teh nex heel. Diz am teh zkii jumpinz sloep.
Yu mai fink ov rekallibraytin Igor juss a liddul.
ai fink itz too late; he’z headed up to teh jump ….
sew lawng Igor.
Wheel luk 4 U oar yur bawdee awn anuddur fred.
*mutturz*
eyem nawt shewer diz mezyurin taep am lawng eenuff..?
wut hump?
I’m rite here. I taked teh foto-finnish camra to be
appraised repaired. Teh Fetzer valve was loose. All fixed now. Ur welcome..
Oh, and I dropped off teh flim at teh 1 Day Foto place. One day, we’ll get teh fotos.
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Some day my prints will come
Whoops.
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I guess lolcatburglar “strikes” again!
sew, wayte. did i win oar do i suffer de agonee ob teh feet?
Well, u’ll just has to wayt 4 teh flim to be developped, won’t u? But to get teh flim, u’ll need teh tikket. Which I has.
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And reedin’ back, I see in addishun to a trooly epic pome about our epic race, some rush-to-judgment when teh camra was found to be missing. Not to mention some disparaging remarks about me. So I is feeling a little bit not teh love. Also a little bit sore after all that racing. But if I is automatically diskwalified wifout being able to defend mahself, why should I even bother given up teh flim-developing tikket?
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Hmmm?
adn kwyt hao kumz yu bai taht tikkit, LCB??
kondemd owt iv yur oan mowf, eye finx!!
*deep sigh*
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Because — out of teh goodness of mah hart, mind u — I taked teh borked foto-finnish camra to be
appraisedrepaired. Once teh Fetzer valve was fixificated, I leaved teh flim with teh camra shop for developping..
Doesn’t u guise rember that I reads to teh deaf chillrens and clothe teh hongry?
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Why is I beeing purrsekewted like this?
eyem shewer teh deff appree C atez ebberree wurd dey heer LCB.
an lit mii juss x press mai reeleaf dat yew deedunt git 2 teh zkiijump az wuz feerd bai sum.
nawt rillee yor ebent ov choyz.
hooevvur poot yur naem daon awn teh entree fawm muss hab teh mallishuz streik..?
Whut? I can jump over skis. They is not very high.
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Provided they is flat on teh grownd, that is. If they is standing up then … well, I cannot thinks about it rite now.
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*shudders*
Heah, LCB. Tek diz shiiiineee silvur (playtid) bobbul-heddid cat an diz chawklitt martoonie ( wif juss a nip ov bodka innit ) an reelax wyol teh jujiz du whutebber jujiz du deliburaytlee.
Thx! U donut knoes just how much I needed a drink and, um, a pobble-hedded cat, shiny.
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Eet am mai honur an pribilij, haffin konfurrd wif CH,
2 annownz teh winnur ov teh slalum snoebord ebent!!!
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an az wii awl noo een owur hertz….. eet wuz ai TY!!!!
sew, stepp 4wurd Sweepea an LCB
2 reseeb yur Fur Vezt frum Last awordz.
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an berree nyze dey luk 2!!
*sounz ov mush cheerinz, janet wif hur cowbell, an mennee fuzzy pawz clappinz*
An much stamping ov teh feet. There ar menee peepl wif cowbellz, adding gratelee to teh jeneral jubilashun. Teh Fur Veztz frum Last ar being admired bai awl!!
An in teh distanz, a band iz starting to play teh Radetzky March.
eef dey doan hurree it up – dey’ll need 2 plai Radetsky April!!!
*Stomps beeg orinj paws; klangs cowbell wit grayt enthewzeyasim!*
hai gremlin!!1
Gud 2 C U heer!
Eye wuz spektin U 2 B pawt awf teh bawbslai teem…
eef nawt teh wunmun looj..?
butt sadlee nao teh ebentz hab moobd awn.
but mebbee nex yir?
K??
taht wuz teh awesum !!11!!elebentyone
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ai tipz may hat
to gibbocat
but is nawt enuf
fur what he’s due
ai fink ai best take off mai shues,
…..
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I don’t write the potery very offen, an the direcshun in which this wun continues in mai hed is nawt gud, the peeps do nawt want. but it goes to show teh inspy-rashun-al nature ub teh opening event ob teh games.
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yay gibbocat
*wild applawze frum teh possums in teh cheep seets, too*
eye yam troolee hunnurd bai yur wedz PdB!!
An wyul wii shayr teh kwik martoonie adn wait 4 teh d sizyun ov teh jujiz
let uz reel axe az wii worch teh yze danzin:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTqlLKBKFhg
Sea hao tehy twerl wif sush d lyte
akwoss teh whirld az cheezfrenz mite
shewin sush L E ganz n grayz
nebbur a stepp iz owt ov playz
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swoopin n twerlin – twerl n swupe
hy een teh ayr teh lupe d lupe
cawt een hiz awmz wif beemin smyul
sush awsum grayz sush kitteh styul.
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wii kan butt stan bak adn admyr
sush N er Geez dat nebber tyr
cawt in teh majik ov teh danz
cawt in teh nawtybarn howdin hanz!
liddul-itty-bitty-kittehz sew grashuslee
liddul-itty-bitty-kittehz vivashuzlee
tayulz a twerlin adn
wiskurz kurlin adn
kross teh whirld kittehz wantz 2 see.
Sea hao tehy twerl wif sush d lyte
akwoss teh whirld az cheezfrenz mite
shewin sush L E ganz n grayz
nebbur a stepp iz owt ov playz
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swoopin n twerlin – twerl n swupe
hy een teh ayr teh lupe d lupe
cawt een hiz awmz wif beemin smyul
sush awsum grayz sush kitteh styul.
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wii kan butt stan bak adn admyr
sush N er Geez dat nebber tyr
cawt in teh majik ov teh danz
cawt in teh nawtybarn howdin hanz!
awwww
An wilde applaws an a standing O fur Sir Gibb O’Cat.
Ai donut
believe ai hav enewhere, enetiem seen such a bravura purrrrrformance.
Ai think mai neez ar week. Ai sit down now – compleetly in awe ov. . .what yoo just did there.
an teh bellyrooz juj haz giffen tem 2001 pointz!!?
How did a bellyrooz juj get heer???? LOLZ. Yoo hav totalee dun me in. . .ai cannawt think ov wun singul, even halfway inteeljent thing to say!
him herd tehr wuz bellyrubbinz goin down – an aksed az a speshul fayvur.
eye awnlee chrgd heem elebentywun furblz an teh boddul ov bodka ( 4 teh martoonies )
Akshullee, deer Phillipe, teh peeps ar dying ov teh curiossitee – bening kittehs an awl.
An HOORAY – teh noo cloos hav been forwarded – an the gayme is wunz again afoot!!!
wii r steel waytin 4 teh kompettiturz 2 syn up 4 teh bobslay.
pleez doan b shai!
eet woan hurt mush!!
adn wii haz teh CCC 4 merjunseez.
Aim nawt reelee shur taht “eet woan hur mush” is reelee veree encourajing.
wayt teel yu C teh Hawkee gaem!! Yur een goal BTW!
Ummmm – what eggsaktlee doo yoo meen???? eeen?
eeen goal = goalee???? HAH!! Ai’ll bet ai cud do it. Ai has lytning fast reflexes!!
Adn comin awntu teh yse wii haf teh teemz 4 teh fyvasyd hawkee fynulz:
rodney dill *rayyyy*
PB2K *upanatem!*
Romeow *go go Romeow*
Kafleen *klippeddy-klop*
JCH4K Janet ( net myndur, komplete wif fuzzy griin drawz! )
an tehyr oppownintz:
cSmall *drest 2 kill*
infamousqbert *haz teh will!*
two_kittehs *mreeeow n roarr*
The Crapture *say no moar!*
Maus ( net myndur, as himz mebbeh steel suffrinz wif teh chillz a liddul )
adn yur refree 4 diz ebenin – teh ebbur pawpulaw Phillipe d’Beaker 2 C fayr plai, wii hoepz.
An az teh rapchewruz appawz faydz enuff 4 uz 2 heer… teh puk am dropt teh gaym am unnerwai!
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An tehyr goez Kafleen 2 teh ryt
kikkin hoovz up in deelyte
sprayinz yze obur poor cSmall
shii steel retayned teh puk an awl
teh crapture kumz 2 mek teh takkul
but kafleen wif a wikkid kakkul
passez awf 2 romeow
hoo saddlee wuz a liddul sloe
two_kittehs kwiklee dispozezt
an PB2K deed teh rezt
a myty flik
teh puk dun sayuld
awl Maus’z leepinz aint prevayuld
tehyv gorn wun up!
It’z in teh net
Butt thiz gaem izunt ober yet!
Eye C dat Kafleen wif a hoof
dun scent a helmit 2 teh roof!
infamousqbert lux kwyt puzzuld
eetz hawdur werk dan gettin nuzzled
butt steek alawft een2 teh fray
swinginz wyuldlee N E wai
but werz teh puk gawn sumwun kryz
an tehyr 2 ebberee wunz surpryz
Janet haz eet een hur mouf
eye gess dat werkz 2 keip eet owt!?
sew speet eet owt awn2 teh yze
but wyp eet furzt sat isunt nyze!
I heerz teh hootur bloe hawf tiem
fank gudniss! eye run owt ov rym!!
O Gibb Fitz-Rytin O’Cat. Ai – this – *incoherent babble*
Ai – ai’ve been traing to rite this fur fieve minits.
Sorree – this iz troolee awsum – an ai am awlmost speechless. ai simplee cannawt fathom how it is pawsible to do this so quiklee. An so funneh. an so – capchuring teh spirit ov teh gayme. May ai tuch yoo? *poink*
eyem ashaymd 2 sai, awn a syte deevowted sew mush 2 kittehz – taht eetz ‘doggrell’!!
but phun 2!
doggrell
or cattrell
it is fan-tastical !!!!!
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tehre is hyoooje applause frum teh awdience
tehre is record-brayking ratings awn teevee,
all ober teh whirled, and
teh computer techs ebberywere is trying despurately to
cool down teh interwebs before it meltses
and
tehre is an urgent fone call fur Mr. GibO’Cat
from NASA
sumfin bout an unawforized lawnch
an unidentifiable flyiiing objet
teh Hubble SpaceTelScope reports it appeerz
to hab skeez
an tehy is teh puzzled
U haz bedduh hoep dat teh kumpanee lowgoez burnz awf een re-entree – udderwyze sum peepz mai B nawkin awn teh daw ov Pd’B labz kwite sune!!
An a PUNCH lion TOO!!!!!! LOLZ an menee happeetaylz.
*raises hand*
scyoooze me.
i has a kwesjun for Mr. Gibbocat.
…
ai hab noticed that in teh lympics, they give aowt meduls
fer teh winners.
bronze wuns (ok, not so speshul)
silber unes (better)
gold unes (shiiiiiiny!!)
ai has noticeded 2 things
first, ai hab seen no meduls.
second, ai has not seen teh LolCatBurglar n-e-where.
they wuz shiny.
they wuz gold and silber and eben teh bronze wuns
hab a value
they is no-where to B seen.
co-antsy-dance?
or corm-sperry-see?
eye tuk awl taht eentu konsiddurashun weh orgy nyzin teh gaymz.
hence teh Fur Vezt been teh ultymayt pryze.
adn een teh weentry kondishunz – a berree sensibbul pryze 2!
teh sylvu playtid bobbul heddid catz
an teh bronz colurd lawleepawpz
wuz a mear fawmalittee
kompayrd 2 teh honur ov werrin teh Fur Vezt (frum lazt) wif pryde.
eef wii kud juss fyn owt hoo wun N E fink..??
wii juss seam 2 haf teh reluktant judjiz!!
sew:
nawn daer cawl eet kornspyrussee. ..
*hmmm*
???
*timidly razez paw*
ummmm. just wot kinda fur vest am wee tawkin bout hear? seems dat i hab read wear dis wurd mite hab slitelee diffrunt connotash, er contona umm meanings dependin on wich side o’ teh pawnd wun iz awn.
He si? si?m-mi?h oa?^(n)-ko? Last,
mai poysunul Tywoneez taylur -
haz deezynd teh fanzee wezkitz med ov faux fur
( 2 keip yawl happee! )
een, eef eye mai sai, teh berree charmyn styol.
Henz dey B noen az teh Fur Vezt frum Last wezkitz.
ware yorz wif pryd – shud Maus an CH ebber kum 2 a jujmint.
*ahemm*
hint hint..
ai think, becuz it iz layte, taht purrhaps they hav gone off to pondur and purrhpas confur, an will be bak tomorrow to give us their decishun.
an – iz there awnlee WUN Fur Vezt frum Last??
ai wuz wundering what teh memberz of teh eyes hokkee teem wud be getting fur the award???
eben az wii speek, oar tiep az teh kayz mai B, teh speshul Hokkee teem Fur Veztz am been embroydurd wif teh ‘puk in teh mouf’ moeteef een honur ov teh ebent.
wii juss haz 2 wayt awn teh fawmalittee ov Phillipe d’Beaker, az awphishul @ teh gaym, 2 pronouns teh weener.
yur pashunz am pree C aytid.
az wif awl beeg ebentz teh prezuntashun serrymunneez am jammd een B twein teh kommershulz!
Oh. Gud. Ai, an mai teemmaytes, ar wayting in brefless anticipashun to see these glorious Vezyz. Such a thing iz, ai think, verree rarelee scene. An as it is still quite cold, will be a verree welcom fashun accessorree.
Ai must admit, ai can hardlee wait to see teh embroidered moeteef!
yur berree lukkee eet deedunt end awp az less teef!!
Yay! That was a may zing, Gibbocat!
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There oncet was a cat name o’ Gibbo
An Olympic pome he did scribbo
It all ends in suspense
With a dust cloud so dense
And our fingernayls we all nibbo
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*flicks Bic*
eye haf been doon mai bizt 2 pertekt yur naem, LCB…
butt iffen datz teh bess yew kan du..?
mebbeh eye juzt hadn yew ober 2 teh awphawritteez?
Does u want me to cry? Is that whut u want?
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U sed, and I kwote, as is evidence by teh kwotayshun marx, “N E wun hoo alaoz LCB 2 tek pawt aint 2 pikky!!”
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Erm, how eggzactly is that pertekting mah good name?
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Hmmmm?
LCB!!?? Yu ov awl shud ryze abuv teh ‘kashool reemawk’ – speshullee wen eet wuz ment 2 mek Igor feel moar konfortubbul rubbin showldurz wif teh eeleet sich az yerselph. *whispurrs – eben tho heez owt een spayz sumplayz* ‘pooer Igor duzunt haf teh braynz, nawt ov himz oan N E wai, 2 coep wif liefz tryulz an treebyewlashunz’ weraz, LCB am reenown 4 been whild lee wyze – an kan eye haf mai woch bak nao? eet haz sentymentul valyoo…
Well, to tell teh trooths, I has been havening a bad day. Teh deaf chillrens just would not pay attenshuns to mah reeding, teh hongry scoffed at teh scarfs I brang them and axed for something to scarf instead. Then I comes heer to find that I is being accused of all sortsa nefaryuss deeds and u diddent like mah pome and, and … I just needs a hug!
Awwww LCB {{{{LCB}}}}
nao kan eye haf mai woch bak?
*ahem*
an eye mai nead mai wollitt 2!
Thx again. I needed that.
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Ur watch?
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*rolls up sleev, displays a dozen watches on arm*
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Which one us urs?
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*opens bag wif dollar sine on it (also euro sine and other intermanational currency sines)*
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Which wallit is urs? No, I don’t think itz teh one that says “Bad Mother… u knoes.” I gotted that from someone else.
phortoonaytlee eye haf nawt awnlee teh shawt memree
but teh tempry vizuol impear mint an eye saw nuffink awn yur awm oar een yur bagg.
*whizpurrz*
‘B kerfool – N E buddy kud B reedin diz fred!!’
No problem. Just cover ur eyes for a minnit. I is going to flashy-thing teh entire thred.
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Evrybuddy, it was a atmussfeeric disturbens.
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*looks at watches*
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Wow. Is late. I has to be goings to beds now. ‘nite all!
I bet I noes wher yoo gots teh watch wit bad muther****** onnit!
Wuz frum teh Pulp Fikshun robbery, rite? I didn see yor naem in teh credits, LCB.
LCB, I hoep today wuz beddur day fur yew!
{{LCB}}
Korse I ment – WALLET, not watch! Sheesh, I wuz sittin over der wit teh possums in teh cheep seets watchin awl teh eggsitemint an I got distrakted!
Possums at teh Oleempiks is wurs in sum ways dan raccoons on an ayrplayne! Askin fur eggstree drinkees an harassin teh flyte attendant fur moar blankees . . .
*runs back at full speed*
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*stops front feet suddenly, hind feet and butt keep running*
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*falls over sideways*
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Oh, Romeow, u knoes I lubs u for u. And for ur impeckable fashun sense. I was takin ur collar up that hill so I could be closer to teh sun and admire ur teh rinestones and sparkles better.
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*hugs Romeow*
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*runs away back up teh hill wif teh collar*
OK LCB…as long as u bring it bak affer ur dun lukin at it.
Wow, she was runnin so fast, I’m nawt sure she eben herd meh.
Oh well, wat cud possibly go rong?
Aw, thx, gremlin!
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U diddent see mah name in teh creddits because they totally left me on teh cuttin–room flore. Something stupid something about I was steeling every seen I was in.
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Today has been better, thx. I taked some blind chillren on a site-seein’ tour and then went and helped feed teh naked.
Oh LCB…
ur a gibber.
Gib, gib, gib, and neber taek.
That’s teh troof. I never take. Only go outside wif things to see how they looks in teh lite.
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I likes teh cut of ur gib, too.
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*rubs noses wif Romeow, runs off wif Romeow’s collar*
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*to see whut it looks like in teh lite, natch*
Hey, LCB…we’re already owtside in the sunlite.
Ware r u goin wif mah collar?
*snif*
I frot she lieked meh juss fur meh.
*hangs hed*
aw {{Romeow}}
nebbur mynd. B cheirfool az yu neadz 2 kollikt yur Fur Vest – frum Last weskit embroydurd wif teh ‘pukin teh mouf’ mowteef 4 been awn teh winnin syd een teh hawkee gaem.
Juss kum 2 teh tybooteek wif mii.
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der!! nao – duzzen dat luk smawt.
gib uz teh twerl.
nyz!!
Congradulayshunz.
habz teh martoonie … wif choklit sprinkulz ob corz!!
Whoops. Replied in teh wrong space. Teh sun gotted in mah eyes.
Fanks gibbocat!
*twirls in noo faux Fur Vest wif ‘puk in mouf” mowteef*
Teh combinashun ov Fur Vest, Martoonie, Sprinkluz, and ur frenship maed meh feel mush better.
U lifted mah spirts.
{{{{{gibbocat}}}}}
Fank Yew so mush.
Kitteh on left: “Whaddya wanna do tonight boss?”
Kitteh on right: “Same thing we do every night… try and take over the world.”
Butt wii awreddee kontwoll teh whirld!!
Uh? Oh yeah!
Nap tiem! Ryte!! zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Pinky, are you pondering what I’m pondering?
alwez..
Yes, but how do you pierce brosnan?
Saem wai u tune a fish.
Um… I think so, Brain, but what if the chicken won’t wear the nylons?
yes, but where are we going to get rubber pants in our size?
Well, I think so, Brain, but I can’t memorize a whole opera in Yiddish…
JCH4K: Haz yoo evur dones a operha in teh Yiddish? Does tehy reads the score frum right-to-left?
*Snicker*
*Runs back to Teh Maus Hole*
Yoo can run, Maus – but yoo knoez taht yoo cannawt hyde!!1
But wayte!!! Yiddish izn’t Hebrooo!!1 It’s just a jerman dialikt – moar or less. You were triaing to trick mee!!!
Just yoo wayte, enree iggens, just yo wayte!!!
* Sticks hand in ears and wiggles them, sticks out tongue *
plplplplpplplplplplplplplllll!
* snicker *
Ar yoo doing taht whilst sticking yur hed out ov the saifee ov yur Maus Hole???
Ai am currentlee suffereing frum brayne freez cuz ai’ve been laffing. So yoo ar saife fur now. But sumday, an soon. . .when yoo leest eggspectz it!
I will conseed teh poynt re: Yiddish vs. Hebrew.
But yoo gots to admit, sum operhas an mooseicals in Yiddish wud be um… interesting…
But there AR! moosicals – sort ov. Ai hav nawt scene them, but ai has hurd them. ai had totallee furgotten. But. . .where an wehn???? wuz kwite sum tiem ago. Ai will aks sum ov mai Jooish frenz – they may know.
http://www.google.com/search?client=safari&rls=en&q=musicals+in+Yiddish&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8
Hope this werks. If not, ai will trai again.
I know from hearsay that there is a Hebrew translation of Fiddler and My Fair Lady. Finding it… another story.
Hve yoo traid???? Ai meen – hmmmm what doo ai meen. LOLZ!!
Ai meen – where did yoo luk???
Google iz yer frend. I reads teh “rec.arts.theatre.musicals” newgroop evereedai, an tehre ar refurfences, but… well…
Fiddler maeks sense… is frum Yiddish stories. An Dolly is deerived frum Teh Matchmaeker (has yoo seen teh movie? Gud stuffs) which is certainly New Yawk Jewish/Irish… but I dont know aneefing fer shure…
an Yes, ai has seen the moovee. Just a couple ov weeks ago (again).
What doo yoo meen – waht is it yoo don’t know (besides wneefing) fur shure.
Ai think ai know sumwun hoo cud find it. Doo yoo reelee want it???
Yes! I am most interested!
I’ll give it a try, then. (I’ve already writen this, but it disappeared when I googled something – which doesn’t usually happen.
It’s Brett, my (former) theatre director. Not MY theatre director but – my THEATRE director. In other words – he worked for me. (a bit of a touchy spot for me – but more on that later – or- another time).
ANYway – he has an encyclopedic knowledge of musicals – I’ve never known anyone who could come even CLOSE! And he’s Jewish. And he has tons of connections. He knows personally the people at MTI. And other places.
Might take a while, though. I think he’s in Hawaii right now. Should be back next week maybe. He was only going for about ten days, and then should be back in Stuttgart and where I can reach him.
But wait!!! Wasn’t it just a week or so ago that you were asking me if I were “one of the lucky ones??? ” You STILL don’t know what I did, do you??
Clarification. It’s the HEBREW version you’re looking for. Not the Yiddish? This wrap around isn’t working very well!! There MUST be a Hebrew version.
b’seder
Rodney – do yoo know sumting ai shud know???
Yes: Hebrew. There’s absolutely no hurry, Janet. And I don’t need the script or anything. Lore and stories are fine. More information for my bottonless appetite. You are soooooo cooool!
Lore and storees?? Now ai am confewsed again. What izzit eggsactlee that yoo want?
ai wuz going for the score.
Meeee??? cooool ???
Akshulleee – LOLZ!! Ai thot YOO were teh cool wun!!
Ok – Once moar wif feline.
Yoo want mee to find teh Hebrew tranlashun of “Fiddler on teh Roof.”
It wud be best as a printed vocal score – but ai doubt there wud bee such a thing. It would just bee written in.
At teh University of Michigan, in the days befoar supertitles, ar opera direktor believed opera shud bee able to bee understood bai the audience, so we did awl ar produckshun in English. And since he (Josef Blatt, ar direktor) did hiz own translashuns, we just had to rite them in.
Well – we can awnlee trai!!
Ai asked, because yoo also menshuned “MY Fair Lady.”
I’ll try again. I know that a Hebrew translation of MFL exists, and that there was a production in Israel some years. I don’t need the score or libretto. But if you or a friend have interesting stories about the production, that would be really interesting to me. But please do not go out of your way.
Whyever not??
I think so Brain, but Zero Mostel times anything will still give you Zero Mostel.
I think so, Brain, but calling it pu-pu platter? What were they thinking?
Well, I think so Brain, but – *snort* – no, no, it’s too stupid.
We shall disguise ourselves as a cow!
NARF! That was it exactly!
I think so, Brain, but burlap chafes me so…
ai think so Bwain, but how will we get the peanut butter to the ceiling fan?
I think so brain, but how are we gonna get the spandex on the elephant?
I think so brain, but…me and Pippi Longstocking? what would the children look like?
FTW! Pinky and the Brain ref
‘Member, wet willehs r best dun wif claws retracted.
Kittehs poze fur noo albem covur…
So, dere I waz, juss kickin it wif mah brudder on a byootiful fall dai.
Az usual, teh doofus had to ruin eberyfing wif a wet willeh.
Y he gotta do dat?
*sigh*
Wat am I gonna do wif him?
Guess I gotta keep him.
Gramma kitteh sez, hold on, u gots a smudge rite dere….
I haz a question, what is a wet willeh?
Mah ignorance let me show U it.
Wen a jerkface licks his finger and stiks it in ur ear.
Not so grate, akshully.
iz berree mush funn! joo jus doan noes.
Doan forget teh part wer he swirlz it aroun’
…doan aks me hau ai noe…
Fanks fur teh addishunal informashun.
Thankfully, I hab no purrsonal experience.
Ewww!
fanks Romeow for deh explanashunz
ICHC is bery edumacashnul, I learnz something new eberyday!
Tihs is bery halpful 4 uz in TeenieTinieIngerland… Wuz tinhking sumfing els being “wet willeh” ~ not so grate, akshully.
Ai sadded cuz ICHC haz gotted soooo pooplar dat ai canno keep up n-e moar.
Ai lurves da pikchurs but miss being a reglar commentattor.
dpk
aww, dapanferkitteh, doan be sad, commint wenebber yoo can. i can nawt spend muches tiem heer eiver, lately.
I considrs maisef a wurdlee adult but has nebber eeben herd of dis wet willeh custom….where is it practissed?
me neeth, but we regs haff to show up evry now an then an keep it reel.
{{{{{Pittypat}}}}}
hai july…
eye fink mebbeh eetz low cal eyzd 2 prepubessunt colowneul mayulz. ??
as bak hear een teenytinyhingerlund a willy am sumfink diffrunt an teh wet willeh am sumfink elze awl2 gedduh!!!
iz prolly becuz yr an adult dat you dont no teh wet willy stuff. stiking an icky wet finger in sumwuns eer tens to be a adolesent boi tipe fing.
Wet willeh duz happun heer in Pawstrayleeyah. I dun seed it wif mai oan too aiz! (nawt dun it ore beed deh recip… resip… deh uhnlukee wun).
skoolyards moastly, sumtyes in teh hawlway wen Teh Gud Twin is comin and Mommeh aint lukkin…
The wet willeh is practiced in joonyear high skool and by wittie pranksters in bars. Peepul with manners pretend not to notice. Do *not* do this in polite company or at anybuddys wedding.
Whut about at funerals?
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Senate hearings?
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Supermarket openings?
No.
Absolootly.
Onwee in teh bak rooms.
Hai dpk,
sad dat yur sadded! der am alwaiz rume 4 yur commintz.
an yu doan neid 2 mek commint awn ebberee fred eefer.
sum fredz eyem awl obur – an eyem shewer peepz am finkinz ‘aw noe!!’
adn udder fredz eye doan liek enuph 2 commint @ awl.
plz b happee 4 teh fakt taht ICHC am sew popyulah.
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eet meenz teh messij ov happee am gettinz spred awl obah!!!
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I noes wat u meen, dapanferkitteh. Seems liek lots ov reglar commentattors frum a few monffs bak, r nawt heer at all. I sadded too, cuz they waz full ov wit, smrts, and funneh.
I miss seein the comments frum u and JITBM.
Yes. Where iz medicated_maiden?? an ManfredMom? eben momcat an cat. an LuvBJones – who brought us teh immortal “pinkee toes” – an Gayla34 – an eben Teho. an snafutti (tho snafutti put in a breef appearnze a bit ago). an Nika (da reel wun) An Typingisnot activism. an even Princess Mu (tho she iz playing, liek Melissa, WoW – purrhaps they wil tire ov it!!).
*sigh* Gud frenz awl – an menee moar.
Oh gag, gedda loada that outfit.
Pass teh peptobimbo . . .
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/12/07/com-bak-tail-sniff-i-loveded-you/
Maiks mai tihnk uv teh cheezfrenz tahn wii donut sea mush..
Wurdprs be eetn mai comentz…
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/12/07/com-bak-tail-sniff-i-loveded-you/
Train uggen.. tihs memindz meh uv cheezfrenz taht wii doan sea mush ennymoar… Com-bak!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!! Wii lovz jooooooooo…
Ai stil lykes dis kapshun bettr…
Suspecting nothing kitteh suspects nothing…
1 kitteh get wet, 1 kitteh get hit…
This one made me laugh. Very clever.
It looks like he should be saying “xcuze mie madame uz has any grez puponz?”