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Only 3 kittehs! Paul is dead, Paul is dead…
hoo killded Paul?????
agayn nawt secconds maus!
The LoLrus is Paul
Paul is teh LOLrus?? i thot i am teh LOLrus….??? tahts wut teh song sais….
The 1968 Beatles song “Glass Onion”, written by Lennon, and featured on the White Album, refers to earlier Beatles compositions. Referring to “I Am the Walrus”, Lennon sings, “Here’s another clue for you all, the walrus was Paul.” — source wikipedia
boviouslee we needs to rite a disambiguwashun adn tellim dat kittehlurve is teh Lolrus.
butt if U sings it, U iz teh LOLrus. tri it…
“i am teh eggman i am teh LOLrus kookoo ke choo kookoo ke choo.”
see? nao u iz teh LOLrus. amay zing hao taht happns so fasst!
expert texpert choking smokers
don’t u fink teh joker laffs at u
ho ho ho hee hee hee ha ha ha
koo koo ga joob!
gesunheit!
Iz goo goo g’joob! dats what he rote it az, enyway.
wenever i sings dis songs mai lil broder sez,
u is not THE walrus…u’z not even A walrus!
WOW!!
rodney!!! yoo ar reelee gud!!
Good at Google and ‘cut and paste’ and way.
Joo had 2 luk it up? Dats skarie… I hav dat liyn memorizized.
teh Paulrus, maybe?
Teh Paulrus… tee hee… you made a lol!
taht esplains everything. Paul is not ded, he’s just out lookin for his bukkit.
5 burgerz to YEW!
Hey Ican seez dem now in FIREFOCKS!
Wins!!1!!
so THAT’S what it was all about!
Beatles makes me smylz
lolcats makes me smylz
beatle lolcats makes me dubble smylz
o and btw to finnish a song started erlier…
see how dey smyle liek pigz in a sti see hao de runs, i’s cryn…
semoleena pilchard klimin up teh iffel towr
elemntry pengwin singn hairy krishna
man u shoulda seen dem kikin edgar allan poe
i is teh eggman
dey is teh eggmen
i is teh lolrus!! koo koo kachoo!
sry, the 3rd verse is TOETALLY my fav, i want 2 bak it cupcaykes
I got blistaz awn mah fingaz!
kittehlurve:
Wai bak n teh daiz ob teh Beatlols’ moozik dere b sum roomurz dat Paul McCATnee b teh nawt-livin. Manee peeps bleevd dat teh Beatlols put clooz n dere sawngz n albm covrs tu proov dat Paul b teh nawt-livin.
Awn teh Abbey Road albm, teh Beatlols walkn daon teh rode ment sumting. John wuz sposd tu b teh Gawd or Jeebus. Ringo wuz teh preechur. Paul b teh wun n the blak soot n bayr feets. Hims nawt-livin. George b teh gravedigger.
Awn anuvver albm (ai fink it b teh Wyt Albm) dere wuz a fone nombr u calded n it sed weerd fings liek “Paul b nawt-livin, miss him miss him” or “B-wayr Abbey Rode”.
Teh “Paul b nawt-livin” roomurz beegan wif teh albm dat has teh veree lawng naym…”Sarjunt Peprz Loanlee Hartz Klub Band”. Teh roomurz b dat teh reel Paul dieded n a car crash, n teh Beatlols fownded a hoomin tu replayc him dat sownded almos liek him, but nawt kwyt.
Ai’d post a leenk, but WordPress will eated it. Do a surch for “Paul is Dead rumors” n u can has manee leenks.
An a beeg WOW!! to yoo, too Patrick!
But . . .*sniff* . . .”Wai bak n teh daiz. . ???? To mee – is like – well – Yesterday.
*wanders off up staj rite muttering “classik. classik iz waht ai ar. . .”
yesterday wen eberting seemded so farr awai?
eye steel beleebz….
love wuz such an eezy gaem to play
now i needs a place to hide away…
an wii awso neadz teh playz 2 launch teh Wintur Limpyx!! But nawt on diz fred. an teh nex wun seem boarinz. wii neadz sum snoe 2 mek it werk – mebbeh?
Um, Janet, dat be teh janitours kloset hunnee, cum wif me….
u’ll appreshiate dis den (oh btw, iz ur referrin 2 ‘yesterday, all my trubbles seem so far aways, now it luks as do ther heer 2 stay…gud gud songs)…
us yung ppls, we’s makin it lives agen! i’z in teh hi skool moosical and we’z all lurve doze songs, i has almost ALL teh albums.
so’s jes wanted u 2 kno, teh klassiks…dey iz everlasting.
Beatlols FTW. I ownlee whish dat appl compoopers and dem diddnt hav
a bigg jiunt angree traydmawrk lawsoot ober hoo haz appl– appl
compoopers owr appl recrds (da Beatlol’z laybl)– and so wee kud hav
Beatlols muzik awn awr iPawdz.
tahts a lot of thot into tihs…i wuz spoofin SoufPark hoo killded Kenny.
Kenny iz ded AGIN??
wooopz!!
weer gunna nead anuvvur Kenny!
this tiem maybee we shud put him in wunof those bubbuls… Kenny iz a littul aksident proan!
Ai remembers playin’ teh recurds bakwardz! Specilly, teh White albmmm…
prolly runed it!
Heather Mills killded Paul. She beat him wif her artifishul leg
She beet him wid her uglee rumers.
you ben playin teh rekkerd bakkardz again, oar izzit the code meds?
congradulolshuns!
haz you a rekwest fur songndanz, oar haz you goen bak to bed to get
bedda bedda beddda beddah?
I has to werk rite nao, unfortoonatelee. Yoo guize carry on wifowt me…
sowy- *airkiss* has a gud time @ werk. hoep yoo feelz bettah.
♪☼ ♪
♪Where is teh sun? ♪♪ ♫
Where is teh sun? ♪♪♫
and I say t’wud be nice…
Littul loling, it’s been a long cold lonely wintah
Littll loling, it feels like yeers sinz it’z been here
Here comes the sun ♪♪ ♫
here comes the sun ♪♪ ♫
adn i sae… it’z lol rite
Little darling, the smiles returning to the faces
Little darling, it seems like years since it’s been here
Here comes the sun, here comes the sun
and I say it’s all right
Mary O’ – maybe yoo ar on too sumthing heer. Maybee we cud awl just sing a few lions ov ar favoriet Beetulz sawngs fur Maus. He can lissen wehn he getz bak,
Now – if ai awnlee noo which mai favoriet mite bee. . .ai must think fur a bit.
Ooh, juzt heard wun of my favrits las nite, on Americun Idul :
Sounds of laughter shades of life
are ringing through my open ears
inciting and inviting me
Limitless undying love which
shines around me like a million suns
It calls me on and on across the universe….
Wud maek the notez but taht is still beyawd my lurning curve.
*pssssst* copyn paste if you see wun
oar
#&9835; but reverse the # & (don’t fergit the semicolon)
♫
sings:
♫ fanks! ♫ ♫
Ai am going to hav tu start a noatbuk!
“There are places I’ll remember all my life, though some have changed….”
oooo i lubs dat wun, tew.
There are places I remember all my life,
Though some have changed
Some forever, not for better
Some have gone and some remain.
All these places have their moments
Of lovers and friends I still can recall
Some are dead and some are living
In my life I loved them all.
And with all these friends and lovers
There is no one compares with you
And these mem’ries lose their meaning
When I think of love as something new
And I know I’ll never lose affection
For people and things that went before
I know I’ll often stop and think about them.
In my life I loved you more.
And I know I’ll never lose affection
For people and things that went before
I know I’ll often stop and think about them.
In my life I loved you more
In my life I loved you more
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hHNUVo9eEM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnOu2lKss14&feature=related
butt ai sawng fur awl teh cheezpeepz
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QIKBq9TeFlw
Enny uv u cheezpeeps old enuff to rememember wen John Belushi did a spot-on Joe Cocker imitation on SNL, all jerky, lookin like sumboddy having a fit an fallin down on teh stage? He wuz so gud, we didn’t even know fur shure dat it wuzzent him. Seems like so long ago/not so long ago. Member?
I LUBBED DAT! It was so, so … irre irreee disspeckfully funneh.
Teh won where Joe Cocker wuz there whyle John Belushi did the Joe Cocker imitation wuz sooper eeree!
Nawt tu menshun that Joe Cocker sang Come Tugether in this recent Across teh Universe moovie, and he sownded gud! Nawt so krazy, but very convincing as a “Bum / Pimp / Mad Hippie” according tu IMDB.com.
Come together has sum uv teh strayjest lyrics in awl uv sawng history (makes me kind of quivery tu reed them):
He got joo-joo eyeball he one holy roller
…
He wear no shoeshine he got toe-jam football
…
He bag production he got walrus gumboot
He got Ono sideboard he one spinal cracker
He got feet down below his knee
Hold you in his armchair you can feel his disease
Come together right now over me
He roller-coaster he got early warning
He got muddy water he one mojo filter
…
Joe Cocker iz grate!
Butt nawt 2 b lookin ober the moosik direktner, gittar heer,
(mosley teh pianer) & arranger – Leon Russell (FTbeegW)
dang, dat’s good! i dint lissen to it all teh way befoar cuss ob teh hiss in teh rekording.
adn, it seemed like teh guitar wuz a teeny bit outa tune at teh beginning but it looks like he reached up adn adjusted it wile playin. cool.
dis comet fur the jose felisiano wun…
Oh, Mary O’. Taht wun . . .*sniff*. . .alwaiz. . .Waaahhhh!!! Sob. Sob.
Weep. Weep. Weep. Anna boo hoo too.
JCH4K – meh too.
Az I waz putting mah 21 year old Willow to rest, I frot ov dis song.
Nao I alwais associate it wif mah lub fur her.
*sniff*
*wipes tears*
Oh Romeow – yoo haz had teh verree awlf kittehs too?? Mai Mitzi wus 21 wehn she died, too. An her son, mai beloved Florian, upawn whose liddle hed teh sun rose an set fur mee, wuz 20. *sniff*
Heer’s anodder (picking jes wun is SOOOO hard):
Martha my dear though I spend my days in conversation
Please
Remember me Martha my love
Don’t forget me Martha my dear
Hold your head up you silly girl look what you’ve done
When you find yourself in the thick of it
Help yourself to a bit of what is all around you
Silly Girl.
Take a good look around you
Take a good look you’re bound to see
That you and me were meant to be for each other
Silly girl.
Hold your hand out you silly girl see what you’ve done
When you find yourself in the thick of it
Help yourself to a bit of what is all around you
Silly girl.
Martha my dear you have always been my inspiration
Please
Be good to me Martha my love
Don’t forget me Martha my dear.
Yeh Marfa is a goggie! You seen cover of “Paul is Libe” CD? Lukitup.
mah contribooshun (i has a ty)
penny lane teh barber shave anudder cooshtemer, we see teh banker sitting waytin 4 a trim
and den teh fyrman rushs in
from teh poring rayne
very strange!
penny layne iz in mai eers an in mai iz
der bneeth teh bloo suburban skais
oh and also
lemme tayk u downs cuz i’s goin 2 strabery feelds, nuthing is reel, an nuthing 2 get hung abowt, strabery feelds 4evr
Well – that wuz eezee!!
Heer Maus – fur yoo!!
♫
Yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away,
Now it looks as though they’re here to stay,
Oh I believe in yesterday.
Suddenly, I’m not half to man I used to be,
There’s a shadow hanging over me.
Oh yesterday came suddenly.
Why she had to go?
I don’t know she woldn’t say.
I said something wrong,
now I long for yesterday.
Yesterday, love was such an easy game to play,
Now I need a place to hide away,
Oh I believe in yesterday. ♪
♫♫♫ …
In the town where I was born,
Lived a man who sailed the sea,
And he told us of his life,
In the land of submarines.
So we sailed on to the sun,
Till we found the sea of green,
And we lived beneath the waves,
In our yellow submarine.
We all live in a yellow submarine,
Yellow submarine, yellow submarine,
We all live in a yellow submarine,
Yellow submarine, yellow submarine,
♫♫♫
all together now ….
*pssssst, Janet*
n-e wurds frum yer neece?
jest wundring
*strolls a-way*
*psssst, Phillipe* *whispurrs* Meet meet bak “there.” In about an hour oar so. Ai will lef a noat under teh third rock from teh rite.
nuh nuh nuh All Together Nao is a nuther sawng!
One, two, three four, can I have a porch pet door … ?
Fvie, six, seven, eight, nine ten, I LOL you!
a nuther song,
an a gud song, too
it has a flavor
♫♫♫
Anz in the end …
The fuds you takes …
Is ekwul to da mess …
You makes …
(Ahhhh aaaaahhhhhh ………………………….)
I gots plenny earwurms nao!
Is law of conserbashun of mattr. fuds –> mess + heat
Yuh — deres tree lawz:
Cannot winz
Cannot brek ebenz
Cannot getz out ub de game.
wuld dat b savoy truffel? i bleevs its flavr iz cream tangerine.
WE ALL LIVE IN A YELLOW SUBMARINE, A YELLOW SUBMARINE, A YELLOW SUBMARINE!!
what? u sed all tugehter nao
*runs ofstayg a la napoleon dynamite*
*pops in for a sec*
Fanks, all. Now a qwick wun frum me:
♫
The long and winding road
That leads to your door
Will never disappear
Ive seen that road before
It always leads me her
Lead me to you door
The wild and windy night
That the rain washed away
Has left a pool of tears
Crying for the day
Why leave me standing here
Let me know the way
Many times Ive been alone
And many times Ive cried
Any way youll never know
The many ways Ive tried
But still they lead me back
To the long winding road
You left me standing here
A long long time ago
Dont leave me waiting here
Lead me to your door
♫
Back to werk. TTFN.
ahhhhh. nice.
had 2 add sum other faves (i’s croozin mai moosic colexions)
we were talking about the love we all could share
when we find it to try our best to hold it there
with our love with our love
we could change the world
if they only knew (oooooooo)
*osom violin solo* (i plays teh violin)
or maybe iz not violin, me no kno
day after day, alone on a hill
the man with the foolish grin is keeping perfectly still
and nobody seems to know him, they can see that he’s just a fool
and nobody seems to like him but the fool on the hill
sees the sun going down
and the eyes in his head
see the world spinning round
you say that you’ve got everything you want
and your bird can sing
but you don’t get me
you don’t get–meeeeeeee….
you say that you’ve seen seven wonders
and your bird is green but you can’t see me
you can’t see–meeee…
wednesday morning at five o’ clock as the day begins
quietly closing her bedroom door
leaving the note that she’d hoped would say more
she goes downstairs to the kitchen clutching her handkercheif
silently turning the backdoor key
stepping outside she is free
she….(we gave her most of our lives) is leaving….(sacrificed most of our lives)….hooooooome….(we gave her everything money could buy)…she’s leaving home after living alone for so many years
because the wind is high it blows my miiii-ind
because….the wind….is hiiiiiiii-iiigh
oh….because the world is round it turns me oooo-on
because…..the world…..is roouuuuuund
oh…….love is old love is new…..love is me love is new…
picture yourself on a train on a station
with tangerine trees and marmalade skies
somebody calls you you answer quite slowly
a girl with kaleidescope eyes
cellophane flowers of yellow and green
towering over your head
look for the girl with the sun in her eyes and she’s gone
LUCY IN THE SKY WITH DIAMONDS!
LUCY IN THE SKY WITH DIAMONDS
LUCY IN THE SKY WITH DIAMONDS
ohhhhh….
you say yes
i say no
you say stop
and i say go go go
no no
you say goodbye
and I say hello
hello hello
i don’t know why you say goodbye
i say hello
ALL YOU NEED IS LOVE!! ALL YOU NEED IS LOVE! ALL YOU NEED IS LOVE, LOVE, LOVE IS ALL YOU NEED!!
if there’s anything that you want
if there’s anything I can do
just call on me and i’ll send it along
with love
from me to you
wow, it’s amazing how many beatle’s songs i kno frum memory! iz that y i cant remember wut day it iz? cuz all mai branz be full of beatles songs?
wooooooooooow. I kno lots too, but I’z sleepee an’ will go tah sleepeetyme nao.
mcartney 2002
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YfQXkrwnaUI
classic beetlols
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COMsKPeWAsw&feature=related
penny chanj is in my chair adn pizza pie
wet, adn gushie fud adn nip and mice…♫
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHBKAyn17vw&feature=related
Teh Long an Windin Road made me cry, exspeshully wen Paul got chokeded up.
Teh Beatles got me through those tuff adolessent an teenayges yeers. I iz nebber gonna stop luvvin dem.
Me too — Beatles, an Kittehs. Bless dem all.
WOOT!!
If I HADZ ten burgers (AHEM!), Mary, I wood givez you dem!
Nuffin lahk Bitliz an Catz in same jokez.
I lurve Catz, an I LUV Paul 4-ever!
why, fank you. itz teh thot dat countz.
Ai can has burgers, Nangycat. Just tell mee where yoo wanz tehm. Mary O’ ai know. Need to know wich commint – bai teim, purrhaps wud doo – and furst werds??
Wishful thinking dept.:
Good day sunshine!
Good day sunshine!
I take a walk, the sun is shining down,
Burns my feet as they touch the ground.
[sorri, I donut no how to get the lil musik note piksha 2 appear, but iz gud Beatles song anywai]
yayz! i 4got that 1! anuther favrit!!
♫
blakburd singin in teh ded ob naiiit ♫:
taek dez borken wings n lern to flaiiii
awl yer laiiif
your onlee waytin for dis momin tu araiz
♫
AAAAAAAAAH! *that wuz supposd 2 b a john lennon tiep screem*
“I gotz blisters on mai paw padz!”
So is Ringo’s tail, apparently.
Kittehs R awl deded. nawt wun ob dehm haz shoos on!
an in teh end, teh luv you taik iz ekwal to teh luv you maik.
teh Catles sing Hey Dude!
taek a bad lol adn make it betteeeeeer…♪
merember to letter into yer haert
den you can staaaart to make it
bettah
♪
la la la lalala laaaaaaaaa
lalala laaaaaaaaaaaaa
Hey DUDE!
naah, nahhh na, nanananahhhhhhhhhh,
He-ey Fud
(you noes you can make it fud, you noes you can make it…. ).
did sumbody say fud?
I ar hungreh
we should haz snackz at the beatles parteh!
‘kay, we needz a list hear:
Abbey road kill appetizahs
Beetles, choklit cobbered
Chonklit cobbered Apples
Daytripper daylong lollypops
E…
Creem tangerine, montelimart (wutever dat iz), ginger sling wif a pineapple hart, coconut fudge rilly blows down thoze blues… and possibibbly some Honey Pie?
Glass Onion not so great, akshully.
*whispurrs* Tessie – veree nice list, but teh lists ar sposed to be alfambetical. Not to wurree – we has awl dun this. Ai fur shur did!!!
eggs, frum teh eggman
fool on teh hill, gooseberry
glass onion (centerpeece, fer dekorashun only, do not eet!!1!)
“…hao minin peeps haz to getz glass poysining befoar yew maroons stop poasting da dangereus ideeyas…”
shud be “mini” nawt “minin” wuz typing in the disappered area
Oh, noes! I haz dun it again! I thinked it was fuds named in Beatles song lyrics!
Fanks 4 teh heads-up, Janet.
Well – ai think it iz – beetuls fuds, ai meen. Just teh alphamabeticul part. . .
ed sullivan eggnog
fifth beatle frys
george harrison goolash!
Hamberger HELPer!
I am teh Lolrus brand eskimo pi
Jude-als wif cheez sauce
K…
kaleida scope moufwash (for after eetinda garlics)
Lennon merangue pie
Magical Mystery Meetloaf
Norwegian Wood Noodles
Octopus’ Garden Sushi
Paperback Writer Pudding
ummm…isdat puddin maed ob writers??? ew…
awthor, awthor!
No, Mary O, teh paperback writer’s pudding iz not mayde of writers, it is in honor of the paperback writers. An you shud be reeding a paperback book as u eats it. Nom nom nom.
eye mai B bejeetayreen… butt eye fink eye mai trai summadat.
4 sentymentul raisinz u unnurstand..
eye wuz reefer in 2 teh majik meetloaf -
but awl teh rest sownz gud 2!!
welllll. doan tell nobodee but teh “mystery meat”
in the meetloaf is really a soy meetsubstitoot.
hydorlyzedtofuproteen, oar sumsuch.
der am noe ratz een diz pie! !!1!
well nawt mennee….
Q ???
Rubba sole ( nawt cawt fresh obvyusly!! )
Quicksilver Messenger Service playing a Beetles song.
errata: Quicksilver Messenger Serivice playing a Beetle song whils servinvin second HELPings ov awl of teh above.t
Teh dredededed rap around dun mee in!
Something Scrumptious for deesert
T…
oooo change dat to
Something in the Way it moves Klingon Gaghh
T…
silvur hammer ( 4 crakin nutz oar lobstuh ligz )
teaz teaz mii du ( yu noe eye lubz yu! ) wif a slyz ob limon
oar
Tayzt ob hunnee
The Salad ob Jon & Yoko
Ur Blues
vein eyem 64!!
we kan werk it owt (ov teh jar ob gurkinz!)
Yesterday old bred
or
Yellow Jello Submarines
yellow submarine custard!!?? ( lumpy liek mai maw ewezd 2 mek!! )
“The Salad of John and Yoko”……FTW!!!! I spit water all over teh computer screen.
that maiks 2 of us, msmary, dat maiks 2 of us.
*gos of lookin for a washcloth*
Hey weyt shud it be ABY ROAD?
cream tangerines, montelllymon, gingr sling wit teh pynappl hart coffee desert yes u knos its gud noos but u has 2 has dem all puld out after teh savoy trufle
also we must has strawberys, an marmalade (4 marma laid skies) an fish an finger pyes (frum penny lane!) and glass onyuns!
Naah, nahhh na nanananahhhhhhh, nanananahhhhhh,
He-ey Fud!
(fu-dy, fuu-dy fud fud fud fud fud fud fuu-dy na!)
diz iz anudder thing we did in drama club: we sings teh hey jude b4 curtain…pumps everybuddy up
I seez 2 tabbiez and one tortie
One for all and all for one
they is three muscateers
or is tehy mouse-kateerz?
may be they iz
.
.
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Look both wayz BEFORE you cross
.
.
.
I wuz drivin in Cameron Park and there wuz a 4 way stop, and a Deer Couple came strolling down the hill. They stopped at the intersection, looked around to
make sure everyone was stopped, and then crossed at the crosswalk. Wish I had
videotaped that.
omg, so we wuz drivin down rode at 5:30 in teh mornin (i’z in a play…and u can tel frum my skedjool)
and i sez, omg grate danez! cept were nawt teh goggies, were liek ten deers!
O ya? Well, I wuz drivin 2 da LOLbuilder an dis hoam-less LOLrus had a sine dat sed “Will dance for food”. But dat dint fool meh, wif all dat weerd spellin!
Slodoahn,
Bayyyebh nao you moovin waaay to fazt!
I am teh lolrus.
goo goo g’joob
Gesundheit!
i donut tink tihs is teh funneez at awl. hoo lets tehir kittehs on teh ROAD?!?!?!?! ob awl teh stoopy hyoomin tings 2 du, y wud u let yer kittehs on teh ROAD?!?!?! donut u noez taht tehy kud b killded bai a CAR?!?!?!?
kudno rezist teh caretroll bait….
*sigh*
Suddunt kittehs be tawt 2 walk on zebra krossink?
Wai don tehy do it on teh road….
Wai don tehy do it on teh road…
no bunneh will be wachin’ demz…
NO one will be watching dem, whhhhy don’t we take em off da ROOOAD!?
Whi dunt wii doe it in teh rode?
Why did kitteh’s cross teh road?
…to cat to teh otter side?
the kittehs whut? (dint know if i wuz sposed to notice teh ‘ )
Heh, my Grammalolr is not so good.
i m’usta gibbe’d it too yoo; is catagius’.
“And for our human interest story tonight, one of the city’s traffic cameras caught a trio of tabbycats jaywalking.”
Always cross that road together…
Oh noes! Dey have stolun mah tale!
I love puns. Especially Beatles puns. Even more so when kittehs are involved.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/worldnews.html?in_article_id=528694&in_page_id=1811
read teh article. It’s very sad, makes me wan to cry. =(
/lolspeak off/
What a sad, cruel, awful story. I think everyone who cares about humane treatment of cats (or any animals) should boycott the Olympics. I’m not too fond of the child labor in sweatshops and lead-contaminated toys, either.
By the way, if I remember my history correctly, the last time some genius had the bright idea to “get rid of” all the cats, it led to the bubonic plague wiping out half (? not sure of the exact number) the population of Europe.
FYI to all the folks who may not know about it, but this site has an Animal Rescue link where you can give them free food and care by clicking:
http://www.thebreastcancersite.com/clickToGive/home.faces?siteId=3&link=ctg_ars_home_from_ars_home_leftnav_logo
/lolspeak back on/
Kthxbai.
I noes iz troo. Very, very sad, Ndeed.
oh hai, iz new here. i LUV lolcats an ICHC! i jess wanted ta lament teh poooor kittehs in China… iz horriblified by teh treetment dose poor kittehs are gettin’ from teh meen hoomans.
dun read da noos tahday, hooo boy …
oh nangycat, u maeks such wunderful use of ur leerics! wuz perfect 4 mood
Jehnusis cats no kan dans.
Classic!
The Beatles were one of the single greatest bands in the history of the world. I’z serioos.
Always cross the Universe together..
I’s agrees!!!!!! lola iz obsessed wit teh beatles
am i teh onlee wun who hates dat kikkin advert?
nope
nope. ai haets it reel hard.
i wroted dem. pls to be emaylin dem too so dey sees dat:
♫
i’m nawt teh only wun,,,,
i hope some daaaaay dey’ll joyne uz
adn make teh whirllled a bettah wun
WITHOUT DAT AD! (sry to shout)
*Pops in for a sec*
*Puts on GH(wP)*
Hi guys. I have been using Firefox with the Adblock Plus plug-in, so I don’t see ANY ads on 95% of the sites I visit. I actually had to use IE to see what you were talking about.
And yes: that ad is obnoxious.
Gotta run. See ya…
Maus, fanks fer teh explanashun. I uzes FyreFawkes too an rarelee sees anee pop-ups.
Nao, me nawt gonna go luk for ad. Do not want obnoxious!
Maus!!! Come bak!!! Ai can has Firefox. what isx this Adblock Plus Plug-in???
Tho – ai use safari moar. Enething fur safari??
Corse – we must remember – ads ar what ar paying fur ar fun. Just wish they wud choose them wif a little moar sensatifitee.
mebbee they shood taek note dat we are, once agin, timted to
block ALL THE ADS.
hmmm. sumthin to think bout.
Janet, you has a Mac, yes?
* Puts on GH(wP) *
From the browser menu, select Tools — Add-ons
In the Add-ons pop-up, select Get Extensions (bottom right side)
Adblock is the first one in the Popular Extensions list.
Click it and “follow the bouncing ball”…
&*()#$%^& went thru steps, restarted firefawkes, no luk.
You have to configure it, Mary. There should be a “blocker subscription” wizard that will auto-configure it. It “popped under” the first time I installed it, and it took me a while to find it.
If you don’t find the wizard, do this:
Select Tools — Add-ons.
Click AdBlock in the Add-ons wizard
Click the Options button
In the Preferences window, select Filters — Add Subscription from the menu
Select EasyList(USA) from the Subscription list
i’m tryin…
#$%^ cant find da wizard.@#$%
YAY! success! bless you, Maus.
Yer welcum. Glad yoo figgered it owt.
boviouslee, I dint figure it owt. You walked me thru it oar i nebber wudv gotted it. merci. boo koo.
That was for Firefox, BTW. It looks like there’s an ad blocker for Safair for Mac OS X 10.5+ at safariadblock.sourceforge.net
Thanks – ai will go there an trai it. OS X 10.5 + is what ai’ve got.
Ai DID try the firefox thing – mai aiez unglayzed after a bit. Ai did ebbreting it said to do – but teh ads ar still there. Well – mebbee not. Ai see ai need to copy what yoo say sumwhere elese, becuz it’s gone when I’m in there luking at teh tool bar stuff. an now ai.m in the dreddeded . . .OK – ai can see again!! instrukshuns. Ai thot ai got to the subscription list.. . .certainly saw a long list.
Ho – wunce moar into teh fray. . .
Oh nooooooes!! ai must go out RITE NOW. Ai’ll bee bak in a few hours.
Yes. Sorry – ai wuz doing sumthing else.
Noez. Iz teh stoopee, ebin tho is obveeouslee faykd.
Preechit!!1!
Who was the Walrus?
In the booklet that accompanies the Magical Mystery Tour album, “I Am the Walrus” is given the subtitle (in small print) “‘No you’re not!’ said Little Nicola.” The 1968 Beatles song “Glass Onion”, written by Lennon, and featured on the White Album, refers to earlier Beatles compositions. Referring to “I Am the Walrus”, Lennon sings, “Here’s another clue for you all, the walrus was Paul.”
In the 1980 Playboy interview, John responded to the confusion:
“I threw the line in — ‘the Walrus was Paul’ — just to confuse everybody a bit more. And I thought ‘Walrus’ has now become me, meaning ‘I am the one.’ Only it didn’t mean that in this song.”
Lennon also comments in The Beatles Anthology that he wrote the song at a point when the band was beginning to fall apart, and he hoped that by inserting this line in combination with “I told you ’bout the walrus and me man, you know that we’re as close as can be man”, he could begin to patch things up with the band.
Lennon said that the fact that McCartney was dressed as a walrus on the cover of the Beatles’ Magical Mystery Tour LP inspired the line. Also, Lennon himself was dressed as a walrus in the music video for “I Am the Walrus”, instead of Paul who is wearing a hippopotamus costume.
Paul also responded to the lyric in an interview broadcast on a Beatles documentary on WYNY 1981:
“[John] happened to have a line go ‘the walrus was Paul’ and we had a great giggle to say ‘yeah, let’s do that,’ because everybody’s gonna read into it and go crackers cause they all thought that John was the walrus.”
On Lennon’s 1970 solo album Plastic Ono Band, the song “God” contains the lines “I was the walrus, but now I’m John.”
John is the Walrus.
WIN!
Did u bye chance see ‘John Lennon vs the US’?
GRATE pic.
Mejjer WIN! So impwessed!
Ur- Maek that ‘The US vs John Lennon’
wut i really wants 2 kno is, who wuz little nicola?
How did we get from three cats to a Glass Onion and a Magic Walrus?
Julie
Ahhh Julie, Is a Long and Winding Rode, indeedily, dear.
payved wit beatlemaniacs, awl so happys dat dey can has udder beatlemaniacs around…
Heer r 3 kittehs crawsin da rode 2 go 2 kitteh skool.
Kitteh skool iz were dey learn 2 purr, do diffrunt meowz, learn da art of da purrfick sleepin posishun, and mose importunt of awl – hao to overcom da werld, won hoomin at a tyem!
Teh obercom teh werld part, ai tink dey iz borned wif!! ai jes seez tehm adn , ai a goner, ai iz obercom, mii hart iz pritti mush capchured.
2 most famus kitteh skools R purrdue university an Purrloin (skool for kitteh lerning, Brooklyn, NY).
[runs away]
LOL!
I’m wearing my abby road shirt right now.
Shit, I’m not lolspeaking.
Alan Pawsons, 1 of da ingineers…
Kitnip fields furever…
Guees i r 1 bad puddy…..
I LUVZ all teh Beatles’ songs…
But,, 2 stik in my brane….
I find myself singing them at times when i
sudn’t be saingin…
Rocky Raccoon…&
Maxwell’s Silver Hammer….
They is jus 2 fun…. n i gues i am not such a
gr8t hoomin at tyms….hehe
ai luv tu turn u on!!1!
woke up, felled outa bed, dragd teh com acros mai hed
fown mai way downstares an drank a cup an lukin up ai notis i wuz layte
fownd mai cote an grabd mai hat made teh bus in seckonds flat
fownd mai way upstares an ahd a smok and sumbuddy spoke an i went into a dreem
dis pretty much wuz mai day in mai life 2day, cept replace had a smok wit tried 2 do some math homwerks an sumbuddy wit vince, teh guy hoo sits nex 2 me o and teh bus wit teh carpool lols
are you kidding me? some band?
“some band did this?”
you mean The Beatles???
wow. i think i just cried inside.
roxii love – don u recognyze sarkasm when u heer it? lolcat wuz maken da funnee. Don’ cry – recharge ur happy.