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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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Where ma parashute????
Thank Ceiling Cat that I haz a kitteh that likes to sleeeep in reallee strange positshuns, so I knows this kitteh B OK.
my Tonya-kitteh agreez kompleetly
Cookie’s Human – did enewun tell yoo taht yoo ar needed ober awn Wet Willeh Kitteh??
Yoo an Maus were judgess fur the Oympiz downhill ski race – an there wuz a dustup at teh end – an no wun knows if Mary O’ or sweepea or lolcatburglar wun. It was a fotosinish. If Maus comes bak, yoo two need to go an luk. Poor Mary O’ is suffereing.
An tehre waz ice dansing, an an reelle eggsciging ice hockee game. An Phillipe entereded Igor in teh ski jump. so much going awn. Yoo wouldn’t believe yru aies!!!
We’ve nebber had enething liek it.
Ohai, JanetCan
andz collekkted lolfrendz. I
habz an annownssment!
Summ wun I knoez habz
putz up a bunch ubz mai pomez
andz Haikuz… Njoyz!!!!
http://forum.ableminds.com/go?50@771.riY8aLZfkIW.912378@.894021c7/155
If no can haz t3h
hypurrleenk. Den cutz andz payst.
I feenkz U’ll lykez it!
Jack.
congadulashunz, Jack!!
Adn fanx 4 sharinz eet wif uz!!
Yay! Fanks fur teh linkee. I go look nao!
Ai KNOEZ wee will liek it. Thankz, Jack!!! How verree eggsciting!!!!
Jak, i tried 2 look, but it wanted me 2 sign in! what shud i do?
Hai Jack,
I went dere an dey akses me all kinna stuff an I register an all an dey I gotz a search page an I putz in joo name an dey says “WHO?”
Dis a outrage to da cheezfrends who wanna admire joo werk. How da hecks does we finds joo?
Ohai, Lucy andz
baykon cheezburger. Goez 2
dis hypurrtypez leenk:
http://forum.ableminds.com/
Clikk ‘Memburrz Foaldurz’
on t3h bawtumm ubz t3h list.
Dat will sendz U 2
A huge lawng payjj. Clikk
‘Awrtz & Littzurrachur” awn
tawp ubz Foalduurz list
Dat will taykz U
2 annuddurr payjj. T3h leenkz
iz awn the bawtumm
‘Feelyne Poetree Ubz
Jack Deth’ iz t3h leenk U wantz.
Shoodz habz wurkz 4 U
Jack.
Ohai, JCH4K – Mai visits to ICHC this evening be verry, very brief. But I did go back to competition and looked at the video, but the film be blurred by a large orange kitteh brushing against de kamera, so I must throw mai vot to both: yes, it be a tie. One of those 70’s style wide ties wid chartreuses and magenta stripes; perhaps kan be found at gibbocat’s tybooteek.
Hoping tomorrow goes smoother than todai.
at teh zoo, there is an owel dat sleeps spred-eegled awn teh rokks. there is a sine dat sez (wen translayted) ‘dis owel okiedokey, she jus lykes sleepin lyke dat. we vet-techs keeps klose aye awn her.’
an dat nawt weerd posishun– ai sleeps lyke dat!
iz cammots tellz where is teh head?
Karma sutra kiteh has no ending.
Kittehboros?
concatz Cookie’s Human!!!11!
ayce nawt sekund!
U prolly nead sum ‘hedbangur’ mewzik 4 diz pixchewer.
oh hai, ebreewun, i haz maded a choklit caek for mah boiyz’z birfdayz, an trhough teh magic of teh interwebz tehere iz enuff for EBREEWUN!!1! also thrugh teh magik ob teh interwebz it haz NO FAT AN NO KALREES AN NO SHUGGUR!!1!! just LUSHUS FUDGEE FLAVR!1!! iz maeded frum sktrach frum teh 1969 Bettee Krockr CukBuk mah mommah gibbed me long ago wen she gotted a noo wun. so enjoi!!
(tehrr burfdayz ar next week, but mah oldr boi iz home frum kollij for teh spring braek so we’z seleburating dis week)
o, forgotted to say, iz purrfek for a nawt-sekund party! not jus for burfdayz!!
Homemaid choklit caek! delishus n nootrishus! thank u, thank u, lunarmommy!
Choklit 2 sellebrate fur Cookies H. n spring n birthdazes!
huraaay fer teh fuggee cayk, luanrmommy. tank yu fer bringin’ it tu teh parti. nom-nom-nommy
mmmm yarm, verchoowal cayke maikes mee hungree fur non-verchoowal cayke. m goin 2 7-11 nao.
kthxsbye!
It took me a moment to find the head of the cat…
parashute important. I once has kitteh who had bent tail cos she fell out of trii rong way!
Kitteh interppanwwer finks, OMG, Ize discovverd TRAIL MIX! Peenuts adn rayzunz adn udder liddel bitz between teh kushuns! Ize gunna be millunair kitteh! Freel, man, i nowe wut stoopy hoomis lyke soze dey fink dey hikin adn stuf az dey go nomnomnom watchin TV.
Investerz welcum.
SNORGULLLIN…Ur doin it wrog
Oops. Malfunction found.
Hold down NOSE and press RIGHT EAR
to reboot your cat.
Win!
tried on mai hooman and got in trubl. be carefukl you tri dis at home!
LookMa!
paws free nap attack!
Lemme inspekt yoor pillo; zzzzzzzz….
parashute…. FAIL
Kitteh canz landz awn
himz feetz if himz canz getz dem
kwikklee unndurrz him!
Datz wut himz tayl andz
wisskurrz duz. Awttomattikk
self~ryteeng deevyse
Kitteh canz twisst lyke
rattillsnayk inz mid~ayr. A
mirrakill 2 watch
Jack.
Yoga.
Ur doin it rong!
Free, Tew, One, ready or nawt, heer I cum!
Mah assistant will nao demonstrate teh purrfect faceplant.
Kittehs hab been known to assume dis posishun affer onwee minutes on an ironic sofa. Sum r worse dan obers.
Yes Bob, kitteh luked gud in teh air, and wud hab had a purrfect 10, cept fur dat extra 1/4 rotashun at teh end.
Oh, dat’s gonna leebe a mark.
Win!!!
Kittehz haet it when dey hav problemz wid deh ‘dismount’
Degree uv difficulty – 9.5!
Kittehs, dont try dis at hoem!
Kitteh is from Ork!
Nanu nanu!
“Why duzint sumwun put down teh kamra and halp dis poor kitteh, duzint tehy kno taht ebbery yeer hundridz of towzanz of kittehs has teihr souls eeten bai ugly non-ironic cowches? s’not funee…its abyoos”
/obliGATOry troll-mocking
Pleez kittehlubberz, DONUT do diss! Fur teh lub ob ceiling cat!11
Tink ob teh cheeldrenz!
Tink ob teh purr motharless kittehs!1!!!!
Myth shmyth!!!
I meent dat!!!!
Small change can often be found under sofa cushions
Metal-detektur-kitteh – AKTIVAETID
n’ atz mai hous u findz da ocasinal candeee, kittey, kiddey, or wunc da snakey!
momcat
Toonces neber shud be teh designated driver
LOL@rodney dill…
Noa look comfy…kittehs sometimes crash like dis, when tired, tho….
But not really cute…
I tink iz berry, berry kute.
Mai kittehz alwayz land on dog.
Someone stole Jamie’s bukkit!
Nex time bunjee jumpin, bringz teh bunjee!
Anutter unz biitz de dus.
kitteh offen lanz on mai feetz
OMG iz teh kitteh OK? Eberywun stepz asied. Iz nows kitteh CPR!
An teh himelick! Dont furget dat! We pulls owt awl teh stops to saev this kitteh!
Febreeze kitteh is smellin yur couch. Up close and personal.
Like, Ditto. Totally Febreeze!
Yeah! Mifbustrs refrence FTW!
Like, ditto.
Adam: “seez, we busted da miff dat kittehs lands on dems feet.”
Jamie: “no. kitteh nawt fallen. kitteh sleepin. noaw deres your prolem! go wake kitteh and test.”
Adam: “kay”
(soun of kitteh howls, pointee ends and yelps frum Adam)
Adam: “i kan has bactine?” (walks off kamera, bleedin)
Jamie (to kamera): “sees he always aks wifout tinkin. kids, nebber wake sleepin kitteh wif hands. or anfing else 4 dat matter.”
Ai wood nawt b able 2 moov if ai slep lyk dis.
Thanks b 2 Ceiling Cat dat kittehs r moar flexeebul.
Dis iz da truuf. Wuld havz tooz caw de vet-tech tooz gets outz ov dis.
Um, vet-tech mite need speshul set uv tools:
Lesse . .
awl
beeg set uv tongs
can opener . . .
O hai gremlin Sisinlol. Hav yoo been to Wet Willeh Kitteh? gibbocat put awn sum spectakular ICHC Winer o’ Lympix – troolee amaizing.
Mai purrsonal favoiet iz the Kitteh Ice Dansing. So verree preittee. Do go luk if yoo hasnt’ awl reddee!!!
OOOPS!!!
Jumped into teh liszt. Sorree. Aill be bak to werk awn it too!!
Thankz fur teh note, sis-in-paw! Nawt much tiem today to luk at ICHC – will go check owt teh Olympeeks! Teh list wuz just a start, no wurries abowt interruptin meh tawkin to just mahself, so far!
Dis kitteh haz de mowst beutiferous culurs en hiz furrz. Unuzual yez?
Imz sein gud hilites in de furz.
Mythbuster kittehs FTW
OMG!!1! mai lolcat gotz on da front paige. i r so hapi i b purrin if iz had purr motor.
Wow. Ow.
kitteh mustnt landh ohn feetz!